Tripping on Hallucinogenic Frogs (Part 1/3)

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  • Опубліковано 18 гру 2024

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  • @ShouriSeifuku
    @ShouriSeifuku 3 роки тому +5411

    Only Vice sends a guy in skinny jeans and a dress shirt fresh out of an Edgar Allan Poe convention, to the middle of the Amazon to trip on toads.

    • @chasecarter1170
      @chasecarter1170 3 роки тому +74

      Hamilton is more suited for this job than most.

    • @kevinkanable8191
      @kevinkanable8191 3 роки тому +113

      They sent him because he deosnt have any meat on his bones…less chance to be eaten.

    • @pinkbullett
      @pinkbullett 3 роки тому +14

      @@kevinkanable8191 🤣outttta pocket

    • @jpslayermayor9293
      @jpslayermayor9293 3 роки тому +26

      Dont forget they sent Hamilton out to hang with reformed cannibal tribe

    • @aliasofanalias7448
      @aliasofanalias7448 2 роки тому

      @wakenbaker-uk That's just brilliant

  • @kaylajackson9896
    @kaylajackson9896 5 років тому +3662

    Hamilton wasnt born he just spawned in a guitar center

  • @data3anshow214
    @data3anshow214 4 роки тому +5443

    It's like Vice just went to their local dealer and asked him if he wanted to go to the jungle to trip his ass off on some spicy drug frog

    • @tonyjohnson3717
      @tonyjohnson3717 4 роки тому +138

      I know you are joking but look at Hamilton morris on joe rogan podcast he is really well spoken and educated.

    • @data3anshow214
      @data3anshow214 4 роки тому +79

      @@tonyjohnson3717 you're absolutely right, but I had to do it to em

    • @miggiemaccin6993
      @miggiemaccin6993 4 роки тому +35

      Drug dealer? More like drug abuser lol

    • @helmutschmitt4504
      @helmutschmitt4504 4 роки тому +45

      @@miggiemaccin6993 You're wife/cousin needs you to get off of youtube and start paying some bills around here

    • @BenJamin-0707
      @BenJamin-0707 3 роки тому +9

      @@helmutschmitt4504 bru😭

  • @gagahami
    @gagahami 2 роки тому +850

    Dude sounds eternally stoned and still manages to captivate attention. I love him

    • @rltw2753
      @rltw2753 Рік тому

      You a goofy

    • @mr.e0311
      @mr.e0311 Рік тому

      He looks like a school shooter some years after graduation.
      I am happy looks can be deceiving.

    • @deejay7339
      @deejay7339 Рік тому +5

      What's with that vocal fry narration lmao

  • @Sameeeeeeeeer
    @Sameeeeeeeeer 5 років тому +1741

    Perhaps, It's The Frog That's Doing The Narration.

  • @brettmartin22
    @brettmartin22 4 роки тому +9812

    this guy does some of the most interesting stuff I have ever seen, and still manages to seem bored the entire time

    • @nanyanani4466
      @nanyanani4466 4 роки тому +67

      Hahaha agreed😂😀😆😄☺️😐😔🥺😭

    • @annlee1078
      @annlee1078 4 роки тому +25

      You funny 🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-vl3bb5hi3q
      @user-vl3bb5hi3q 4 роки тому +249

      it’s cuz he’s been to parts of his brain others haven’t everything probably boring to him

    • @EFreel
      @EFreel 4 роки тому +15

      Jesus Christ thank you Jesus

    • @milind1051
      @milind1051 4 роки тому +3

      whats his name?

  • @woahitsmeach9150
    @woahitsmeach9150 4 роки тому +5824

    this man is wearing vans and some skinny jeans in the Amazon

    • @soldadoryanbr7776
      @soldadoryanbr7776 4 роки тому +168

      Style is more important my friend

    • @JockStud
      @JockStud 4 роки тому +95

      SoldadoRyan Br777 but he looks painfully average, he’d look kinda dope in proper Amazon expeditionary drabz

    • @soldadoryanbr7776
      @soldadoryanbr7776 4 роки тому +11

      @@JockStud i don't like those skinny jeans too,but everyone seems to be using It so I think it's fashion I guess??

    • @JR-ch8rt
      @JR-ch8rt 4 роки тому +8

      YOLO

    • @chill5251
      @chill5251 4 роки тому +29

      This is a man of culture

  • @coroleos3272
    @coroleos3272 2 роки тому +713

    this is some of the best dialog i have ever heard in a documentary lol. Genuinely made me feel as if i was there myself. "gangbang of vegitation" "can of wieners taste like wet toilet paper" "i like this dog, i think he likes me"

    • @bolillo5013
      @bolillo5013 2 роки тому +9

      He’s hilarious

    • @shanebiddles5594
      @shanebiddles5594 2 роки тому +7

      Really that fake crock people use to Narrate with winds me up

    • @GemstonePhilosophy
      @GemstonePhilosophy 2 роки тому +5

      His grotesque imagery is actually what makes this documentary so entertaining. I feel like this story would be just as interesting as a magazine article as it was a video documentary.

    • @Sam-uu2nx
      @Sam-uu2nx 2 роки тому +3

      I almost closed UA-cam when he said gangbang of vegetation.. like wtf dude lol

    • @rltw2753
      @rltw2753 Рік тому +2

      @@bolillo5013 you a goofy like him

  • @velvet4922
    @velvet4922 4 роки тому +4945

    Hamilton is the most stoned looking sober person ive ever seen.

    • @baseddoggie
      @baseddoggie 4 роки тому +281

      Hes almost never sober in these vidoes. He was smoking spice the entire trip

    • @velvet4922
      @velvet4922 4 роки тому +126

      @@baseddoggie He was born high.

    • @eldiego7816
      @eldiego7816 4 роки тому +112

      Who said he was sober lmao

    • @spitznamestaubsauger
      @spitznamestaubsauger 4 роки тому +73

      He was smoking JWH-018 the entire time

    • @PEACEandQUIET999
      @PEACEandQUIET999 4 роки тому +7

      sober in thought. love him. nb: ; l wonder if he takes speed if his voice speeds up!

  • @tommyboy2791
    @tommyboy2791 5 років тому +6587

    This guy sounds like a cigarette

  • @aidanflanigan9532
    @aidanflanigan9532 4 роки тому +3002

    This guy sounds like a 00’s emo kids diary being read out as it was written

    • @iam3gion204
      @iam3gion204 4 роки тому +88

      At one point in the video he i thought he was reaching up to push his hair out of his eyes. But he pulled it more over his eye. I died

    • @sydneyrose6008
      @sydneyrose6008 4 роки тому +1

      rodrick

    • @jeremylaneball5890
      @jeremylaneball5890 4 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @otoywayne4272
      @otoywayne4272 4 роки тому +10

      Hahahahaha reading the comments about this dude is more fun

    • @andrealynem2760
      @andrealynem2760 4 роки тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣 i thought I was the only one thinking is voice is different

  • @michaeljohnson5853
    @michaeljohnson5853 8 місяців тому +216

    Never had a bad trip with DMT

    • @loganallen2225
      @loganallen2225 8 місяців тому +1

      I've been looking to try some recently, but I can't find anywhere to get them, anyone?

    • @larrydiaz9013
      @larrydiaz9013 8 місяців тому

      doc.jeanne is your guy. Got all kinds of psychedelics stuff. Guided me through my first ever experience

    • @donaldwilliams4179
      @donaldwilliams4179 8 місяців тому

      Can doc.jeanne post to me in France?

    • @brightstone7493
      @brightstone7493 8 місяців тому

      Sure, he delivers anywhere, and all private.

    • @jefferyadams7363
      @jefferyadams7363 8 місяців тому

      Yessss

  • @L33TNINJ4Grrl
    @L33TNINJ4Grrl 5 років тому +2012

    Came to watch a guy tripping on frogs. Stayed to read the quality roasting on this guy's appearance.

    • @macpacino717
      @macpacino717 5 років тому +2

      L33TNINJ4Grrl facts 😂

    • @sofiamejia1098
      @sofiamejia1098 5 років тому +9

      10:58-11:10

    • @Gerbs1913
      @Gerbs1913 5 років тому +3

      And his voice.

    • @KennyMcCormick99
      @KennyMcCormick99 5 років тому +1

      HaHaHa, thats too funny!
      But the majority of what theyre roasting him about is all of his own doing! He easily coulda changed most of all that right before he started filming!

    • @rahrah8076
      @rahrah8076 5 років тому +1

      L33TNINJ4Grrl he’s a slayer fan..no doubt about that lol 😂

  • @lookmomitsthatboy1869
    @lookmomitsthatboy1869 5 років тому +1604

    Dudes probably the only vice team member capable of doing a drug 100x stronger then morphine lol

    • @johnleary4597
      @johnleary4597 5 років тому +36

      Frank Marano it’s not controlled more because police think it’s worse, it’s all controlled for money and the profit system that drugs will always produce. Humans always want to feel good, feel release, experience new, and some drugs allow that. The police know nothing more then your average citizen as that is what they are, comparable to robots receiving orders. They follow the 1%s drug war on mankind that is illegal as humans have natural rights to anything that grows or can be obtained naturally. The 1% indulge in whatever they want but make you pay with money and time/life if you think about trying it.

    • @micielosilkwood5672
      @micielosilkwood5672 5 років тому +5

      No one says "dude" this is 2019 sticc with the generation

    • @michaelcorleone993
      @michaelcorleone993 5 років тому +11

      This is why I come to the comment section.

    • @RagingBad
      @RagingBad 5 років тому +23

      Micielo Silkwood STFU bitch

    • @jrunya
      @jrunya 5 років тому +21

      @@johnleary4597 you have no idea what you are talking about lol. Opiates are controlled because the human body becomes extremely dependant on it very quickly and once addicted, it is next to impossible for most people to come off of by themselves. so looking at this it is very easy to see why they are more tightly controlled than weed.

  • @saliman88
    @saliman88 4 роки тому +1005

    His attire in the Amazon gives me anxiety

    • @Kdubbzism
      @Kdubbzism 4 роки тому +8

      agreed. so entertaining though..

    • @JupiterSun-888
      @JupiterSun-888 4 роки тому +9

      His attire was deeply disrespectful, impeding, inconsiderate, and rude. Disrespectful, as he chose not to bathe or even bring a change of clothes either. I mean gross. Other people were experiencing him now on that front.
      He goes to the middle of nowhere- doesn't want to bathe, attire that does nothing for the environment he's in, brings nothing to manage his reality. Other people then are overcompensating because of his stupidity or willful ignorance.

    • @jesiachord3179
      @jesiachord3179 4 роки тому +38

      Mara the guys on the boat literally wearing jeans and a t shirt 😂😂😂 what are y’all on abt

    • @greenfinger1505
      @greenfinger1505 4 роки тому +15

      @@JupiterSun-888 the people he went to see were all wearing Jean's and t shirts too 🤷‍♂️😂

    • @Smeowtime
      @Smeowtime 4 роки тому +10

      @@JupiterSun-888 dude the natives are literally naked I don’t think clothing equates respect to them

  • @bradleygreen5109
    @bradleygreen5109 Місяць тому +507

    Never had a bad trip DMT

    • @geraldjoseph4427
      @geraldjoseph4427 Місяць тому

      Hey mate, Can someone help me with the source?

    • @jefferywalker4834
      @jefferywalker4834 Місяць тому

      doctorcyruss is your guy, got all kinds of psychedelics, and the most knowledgeable that I know.

    • @christianscott4135
      @christianscott4135 Місяць тому

      He’s on Telgram?

    • @jefferywalker4834
      @jefferywalker4834 Місяць тому

      Yes, and TikTok, highly recommended.

  • @angelofuentes4078
    @angelofuentes4078 6 років тому +2491

    He sounds like he narrates creepy pastas

    • @dafss5971
      @dafss5971 6 років тому +14

      oh yeah u get a like fo dat 😗

    • @Timmobands
      @Timmobands 6 років тому +41

      play 1.25 speed he sounds completely normal

    • @Purejellygumdrops
      @Purejellygumdrops 6 років тому +15

      number 8.. burger foot lettuce..

    • @brnoladeira4480
      @brnoladeira4480 6 років тому +1

      @aLegend ahah legit

    • @Kdizzle86
      @Kdizzle86 6 років тому

      Angelo Fuentes

  • @lillybrown4228
    @lillybrown4228 5 років тому +1952

    He definitely looks like the kind of kid that would lick a frog in the middle of nowhere.

    • @Timetonut
      @Timetonut 5 років тому +17

      Lilly Brown I'd try it, but I don't have that dedication to go that far to get to it.

    • @cparss
      @cparss 4 роки тому +4

      lmao he’s different asf now

    • @youngsumma
      @youngsumma 4 роки тому

      @Lilly: Best comment ever!!! LMAO

    • @ZEDFITNESS
      @ZEDFITNESS 4 роки тому

      Corbin Parsley
      ,
      Knppo

  • @beboppalooka9897
    @beboppalooka9897 5 років тому +549

    This guy is what would happen if my grandpa imagined a drug user.

    • @Samuel42069
      @Samuel42069 Рік тому

      all humans are drug users. sugar, coffee, alcohol ( in case of your grandpa)

  • @GemstonePhilosophy
    @GemstonePhilosophy 2 роки тому +155

    This guy's journalism is honestly really good and funny as hell. Keep up the good work Hamilton and crew.

    • @louistomlinson6427
      @louistomlinson6427 2 роки тому +2

      From treating depression to helping manage alcohol addiction," magic mushrooms and the microdosing caps have many potential benefits description to order for your well treated psilocybin mushrooms and other psychedelic,they provide in town/ local and overseas delivery (All discreet)-

    • @louistomlinson6427
      @louistomlinson6427 2 роки тому

      ON
      INSTAGRAM

    • @louistomlinson6427
      @louistomlinson6427 2 роки тому

      trippy_psyche1
      ????

    • @lorn4867
      @lorn4867 Рік тому

      Hamilton's commentary keeps the story moving. 😂

  • @ChrisJamesProject
    @ChrisJamesProject 3 роки тому +3261

    This dude has zero anxiety in life. Vice: 'Want to head into the jungle with peeps who eat other peeps and trip out on a morphine filled frog?" Dude: "Yes, of course"

    • @pricklycatsss
      @pricklycatsss 3 роки тому +74

      He's gonna have some wild stories to tell if he ever has kids someday

    • @Cbd_7ohm
      @Cbd_7ohm 3 роки тому +32

      Not morphine.

    • @jordandavis8238
      @jordandavis8238 3 роки тому +27

      Well the guy is nothing but bones anyways"they won't eat him"

    • @SlashcamStudios
      @SlashcamStudios 3 роки тому +1

      LOL

    • @stpeter1241
      @stpeter1241 3 роки тому +13

      It’s not morphine

  • @TheSuperCoolMan122
    @TheSuperCoolMan122 5 років тому +679

    this man's getting roasted by the locals and the comment section lol

  • @flipzilip7138
    @flipzilip7138 9 років тому +6266

    Sending this guy into the jungle seems like a cruel joke.

    • @Kee2Oz
      @Kee2Oz 9 років тому +81

      Flip Zilip Yeah, talk about a duck out of water.

    • @void2642
      @void2642 9 років тому +318

      lol a duck out of water isn't unusual

    • @tuma420wc8
      @tuma420wc8 9 років тому +185

      +Andreu i think he meant fish ...lol

    • @void2642
      @void2642 9 років тому +22

      Ropata Turner Yeah... probably

    • @maxczapski3608
      @maxczapski3608 9 років тому +30

      +Chris AA Ducks can even fly, seriously. :D

  • @purpforsale3712
    @purpforsale3712 Рік тому +22

    Hamilton feels like the homie to me at this point! I remember watching his documentary video's all the time on repeat back in high school, and now to see how far he has come doing the things he loves is wholesome

  • @nicklasgustavsson1722
    @nicklasgustavsson1722 5 років тому +1705

    He looks like he was created by Tim Burton.

  • @JDJD-mw9rr
    @JDJD-mw9rr 5 років тому +381

    The strange thing is the hallucinegenic frog is not the weirdest part about all this

    • @Willrobert92
      @Willrobert92 3 роки тому +7

      I guess it's more about the journey like they say

  • @jimv8957
    @jimv8957 5 років тому +382

    "They are going to ritualistically burn me.."
    *giant grin on his face*

    • @brianmills8654
      @brianmills8654 5 років тому +4

      They shouldn't burn him, everyone will get a contact high...

    • @kixxenwalla167
      @kixxenwalla167 5 років тому

      Kinky

    • @MattGallagherComposer
      @MattGallagherComposer 5 років тому +1

      I mean he's about to get high enough to cover his entire neighborhood, can you blame him?

    • @extol2247
      @extol2247 5 років тому +1

      "then rub a frog on my wounds" 10/10 smartest man alive.

    • @extol2247
      @extol2247 5 років тому +1

      Also "i'm gonna pee into this flock of butterflies right now" is a good one

  • @ctakitimu
    @ctakitimu 2 роки тому +443

    Hamilton makes me feel depressed, even though I'm really enjoying his video. Always makes me wince when he hikes up any sort of incline. I keep hoping his stick legs can support him and won't collapse like a cheap camping chair

    • @DJ-GASM
      @DJ-GASM 2 роки тому +11

      Lmao

    • @zack6892
      @zack6892 2 роки тому +24

      Read this as he was falling down a sand hill lol

    • @lisamcgowan609
      @lisamcgowan609 2 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @leta_pattita
      @leta_pattita 2 роки тому +15

      That’s so rude and mean

    • @ctakitimu
      @ctakitimu 2 роки тому +8

      @@leta_pattita I'm sorry you feel that way

  • @fbsman89
    @fbsman89 5 років тому +1786

    This dude sounds like every emo kid in high school I’ve ever known.

    • @bennyamogo4999
      @bennyamogo4999 5 років тому +11

      @Wikkitt Klown Emos have been around since the 70s Jesus fuck how old are you man?

    • @alextron2564
      @alextron2564 5 років тому

      @Racist Bean Probably. Where I go to school gays are still beat until they're straight. The only gay person here is super tough and liked by all the girls so nobody screws with him. Emo's wouldn't last a second here

    • @hippiechick3210
      @hippiechick3210 5 років тому +3

      I know right! The vocal fry is deafening 😂

    • @blazeinboarder9857
      @blazeinboarder9857 5 років тому +1

      This dude doesn't seem like an Emo. He's just a hard core stoner. And yeah, what the fuck were you born in the stone age? Never seen an Emo before? lol!! You think you are tough, but would you let a formerly cannibalistic tribe Burn your fucking skin and then rub frog venom into it? I think not. That's why you are HERE. Watching from the comfort of your PC.

    • @mdollazzz8504
      @mdollazzz8504 5 років тому +2

      LMAOOOOOOO

  • @h1man99
    @h1man99 4 роки тому +735

    This dude is always dressed like its picture day at school

    • @wilsonfoss9177
      @wilsonfoss9177 3 роки тому +2

      Am I really the first comment on this?

    • @echoptic775
      @echoptic775 3 роки тому +2

      @@wilsonfoss9177 u are making history

    • @finchisneat
      @finchisneat 3 роки тому

      He looks so young here

    • @wevii9043
      @wevii9043 3 роки тому

      @@wilsonfoss9177 dam

    • @jakubpolzer8817
      @jakubpolzer8817 3 роки тому

      Cameraman never caught him slippin

  • @Gerbs1913
    @Gerbs1913 5 років тому +1418

    He sounds like he's just permanently stoned.

    • @audramauldin9241
      @audramauldin9241 4 роки тому +5

      Just Your Friendly Neighborhood Chaplain is he not?

    • @GH29111
      @GH29111 4 роки тому +15

      Audra Mauldin he’s got a morphine drip constantly attached

    • @realtruth97
      @realtruth97 4 роки тому +8

      This guy is high for life mah brotha.

    • @MichaelMenard89
      @MichaelMenard89 4 роки тому +7

      Jwh-018 cigarettes.

    • @ms.kwantoohigh4040
      @ms.kwantoohigh4040 4 роки тому +9

      He’s tried every drug known to man so it’d make sense

  • @DominikPavel-fk2wb
    @DominikPavel-fk2wb 5 місяців тому +84

    DMT, LSD and psilocybin containing mushroom are amazing. I was severely traumatized years ago as a teenage, got diagnosed with ADHD. Spent my whole life fighting ADHD. I suffered severe anxiety and mental disorder. Not until my wife recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 6 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.

    • @CathieGomez-mp8sk
      @CathieGomez-mp8sk 5 місяців тому +2

      YES very sure of Dr.alishrooms. I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.

    • @Hison-Dcarman
      @Hison-Dcarman 5 місяців тому

      100% agree I used to have Psychosis and paranoid thoughts like "people thinking about me talking about me etc. Very odd behavior after getting off Adderall from 7-16. Antidepressants at 18-29. 31 now. I took way to much, but took about 20g of Gold caps (Psilocybin containing mushroom) I analyzed my entire life. The emotions that came out helped me understand behavior etc more. Wont ever need to do it again because I'm happy and contempt forever, but I wish more people did this to alter their perception of reality. Would help with healing much trauma

    • @AnnaRoth-pb8xv
      @AnnaRoth-pb8xv 5 місяців тому

      How do I reach out to him? Is he on insta

    • @LouisaDellert-r9i
      @LouisaDellert-r9i 5 місяців тому

      Yes he's Dr.alishrooms.Shrooms to me is a natrual healer. I know a guy who has used mushrooms in the same way and they have really helped him. mah dudes have safe trips all.

    • @Iiisslogan-co6np
      @Iiisslogan-co6np 5 місяців тому

      wish they were readily available in my place. Microdosing was my next plan of care for my husband. He is 59 & has so many mental health issues plus probable CTE & a TBI that left him in a coma 8 days. It's too late now I had to get a TPO as he's 6'6 300+ pound homicidal maniac. He's constantly talking about killing someone. He's violent. Anyone reading this Familiar w/ BPD know if it is common for an obsession with violence.

  • @sn8wball
    @sn8wball 4 роки тому +1354

    I’m convinced vice just pays this guy with lots of drugs and cigarettes

  • @lastpheonix6607
    @lastpheonix6607 5 років тому +473

    This dude sounded high before even seeing the frog

    • @fresnoliving5593
      @fresnoliving5593 5 років тому +8

      last pheonix I mean he was smoking cigarettes with spice mixed in, he said it himself 😂😂

    • @Fragenzeichenplatte
      @Fragenzeichenplatte 4 роки тому +1

      I only wear underwear for Real Alpha Men because I am insecure about my masculinity.

    • @inker124
      @inker124 4 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @donniebrown1
      @donniebrown1 4 роки тому +2

      Fragenzeichenplatte nikka what🤣🤦🏾

    • @omfgitspyrogirl
      @omfgitspyrogirl 4 роки тому

      lol i had the same thought

  • @Sammers987Man
    @Sammers987Man 3 роки тому +789

    "I had been smoking JWH-018-laced cigarettes and was too high to be skeptical. So instead, I opted for extreme fear"
    I feel that

    • @imnottrippin
      @imnottrippin 3 роки тому +1

      Let me get some of that

    • @manicmamc291
      @manicmamc291 3 роки тому +28

      @@imnottrippin just smoke weed bro god damn

    • @imnottrippin
      @imnottrippin 3 роки тому +1

      @@manicmamc291 I do...🤷‍♂️

    • @manicmamc291
      @manicmamc291 3 роки тому +8

      @@imnottrippin fair enough. Just not a fan of those research chemicals lmaooo but to each their own

    • @lotaryguy12
      @lotaryguy12 3 роки тому +1

      @@manicmamc291 Lol what do you think THC is? Especially nowadays.

  • @scoob1449
    @scoob1449 2 роки тому +15

    “These communities are known to have hepatitis epidemics” “when we docked, my hands were covered in bleeding mosquito bites”

  • @benc640
    @benc640 4 роки тому +977

    This dudes clothing decisions for this trip are just 0/10

    • @peters5090
      @peters5090 4 роки тому +48

      or 10/10 depending on how you think about it

    • @altiv8108
      @altiv8108 4 роки тому +8

      Peter S no

    • @macatSkye
      @macatSkye 4 роки тому +11

      It's his trip. Move on

    • @benc640
      @benc640 4 роки тому +19

      @@macatSkye I’d rather pass cheap judgement on the internet.

    • @OblivionImperialGuard
      @OblivionImperialGuard 3 роки тому

      @@altiv8108 yes

  • @enesdapo4278
    @enesdapo4278 5 років тому +567

    His commenting is like the longest burp ever

    • @ScoobieSwisher7413
      @ScoobieSwisher7413 4 роки тому +4

      Total man bun voice

    • @Necr0Kat
      @Necr0Kat 4 роки тому +2

      I CANT UNHEAR THIS😂😂😂

    • @nfsak
      @nfsak 4 роки тому +1

      Fuck, you won

    • @mjmash007
      @mjmash007 4 роки тому +2

      Ooooooh crap😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @m1tw141
      @m1tw141 4 роки тому +1

      lol

  • @michaelbirchall2247
    @michaelbirchall2247 5 років тому +601

    An Amazonian guy talking to hes mate. "Yeah I met a westerner once, they're strange, thin, slow moving, slow talking, long haired, sloth like people"

    • @brianbauer7560
      @brianbauer7560 5 років тому +7

      Lmfao

    • @gardo2492
      @gardo2492 5 років тому

      😂

    • @ninabean4857
      @ninabean4857 5 років тому +1

      Michael Birchall lol, this made me chuckle.

    • @afrocoolio25
      @afrocoolio25 5 років тому +2

      "Westerner was a tall junkie."

    • @mrfysh2565
      @mrfysh2565 5 років тому

      A majority of people where I’m from are literal crackheads

  • @dustinhebert8676
    @dustinhebert8676 Рік тому +4

    This is why this man is my idol. Even though he's younger than me. Kinda weird but I love that he's wearing vans and skinny jeans going to trip on a frog in the middle of the Amazon with some very sketchy characters. The security guy is def a killer. The dedication and courage it takes to do this is unbelievable and to keep his monotoned deep sense of humor and always has respect for locals and their culture. Hamilton you are truly a gifted individual in every way. I have the upmost respect for you sir and I truly hope one day we will cross paths and have some time to have a conversation.

  • @AlexZ-lc6nl
    @AlexZ-lc6nl 4 роки тому +1012

    Every stoner’s dream. To go on adventures, get high AF and still have a legit job.

  • @yuhuh752
    @yuhuh752 5 років тому +7803

    Love how Vice sent the skinniest guy to a formerly cannibalistic Indian tribe 😂 they knew what they were doing lol

  • @YeshMCx
    @YeshMCx 3 роки тому +1329

    I really do love Hamilton, but there's no denying that he has the demeanor of a vampire

  • @andrewdowning2001
    @andrewdowning2001 Рік тому +11

    Dude is literally one endless vocal fry.

  • @livinlife7323
    @livinlife7323 7 років тому +2956

    They gave him a life jackets that says "women passenger" in Spanish lmao

  • @josephhill6922
    @josephhill6922 8 років тому +5152

    This guy sounds like one of the emo kids from south park

  • @michellegonzalez5851
    @michellegonzalez5851 4 роки тому +248

    it made me so happy that he took a polaroid picture of the little girl and gave it to her

  • @sparkkyandshen7147
    @sparkkyandshen7147 2 роки тому +53

    I feel so bad for that lady that lost 3 children that's so sad my condolences to her and her family

  • @blockofcheese_3159
    @blockofcheese_3159 5 років тому +632

    this dude definitely took a creative writing class in his sophomore year of high school before dropping out to have more time to get zooted

    • @YouTube_is_full_of_trolls
      @YouTube_is_full_of_trolls 5 років тому +36

      He went to the university of Chicago... and does research for a university in Philadelphia

    • @amped3854
      @amped3854 4 роки тому +19

      I don’t think you realize how intelligent Hamilton is lol might wanna do some research before making yourself look like an asshat

    • @amped3854
      @amped3854 4 роки тому

      zoë romans I don’t think you realize how intelligent Hamilton is lol might wanna do some research before making yourself look like an asshat

    • @lemonman394
      @lemonman394 4 роки тому +9

      This dude is highly educated

    • @jordonsample7922
      @jordonsample7922 4 роки тому

      Lemon man it’s a joke chill

  • @kylesmith3555
    @kylesmith3555 4 роки тому +375

    this the only guy that can make a docuementary about drugs sound like a victorian gothic poem

    • @cherrypiehaze1435
      @cherrypiehaze1435 2 роки тому +1

      it’s not a drug. a medicine

    • @HelloThisIsAva
      @HelloThisIsAva Рік тому +2

      @@cherrypiehaze1435 even Tylenol and Ibuprofen are considered drugs. Drugs aren’t good or bad, but the word “drug” often has negative connotations when it shouldn’t.

  • @EAGEEYE321
    @EAGEEYE321 3 роки тому +318

    He looks like a guitarist who spent holiday without his band members.

  • @Dilkingt0nne
    @Dilkingt0nne 2 роки тому +14

    Legend has it one of the mosquitoes that bit him overdosed

  • @Daaninator
    @Daaninator 4 роки тому +974

    "Juan asks Petro if he thinks I'm a woman"
    "Petro says no."
    "Juan looks defeated."
    f for juan

  • @MoneyDLuffy-dh3ye
    @MoneyDLuffy-dh3ye 5 років тому +545

    So some random dude was walking around lickin frogs one day and was like "oh wow thats a go "

    • @Twan01
      @Twan01 5 років тому

      Eledumare X 😂

    • @amanSpawn00
      @amanSpawn00 5 років тому +26

      Eledumare X same goes for smoking. A random dude picked up some grass and flower buds and burnt it. “Guys you gotta try this! Trust me, just.....inhale this smoke a bit...”

    • @fadedacorn
      @fadedacorn 5 років тому +3

      Probably got eaten at first

    • @AwakeningEnthusiast
      @AwakeningEnthusiast 5 років тому

      Yep pretty much

    • @krishaungreen4647
      @krishaungreen4647 5 років тому

      Well more than likely he came into contact with the Frog but end up putting his fingers in his mouth for some reason and there you go. kind of light catching sickness in the winter with germs. Funny, though made me really think about the scenario

  • @TheMidLifeCrisis817
    @TheMidLifeCrisis817 3 роки тому +246

    After watching about 50 different episodes of Vice you really see what an incredible world we live in.

    • @tommyabernathy9880
      @tommyabernathy9880 2 роки тому

      Howdy Clint.

    • @cherrysIushie
      @cherrysIushie 2 роки тому +1

      I’m at video 3 and I’m realizing I know nothing of this world lmao

    • @bolillo5013
      @bolillo5013 2 роки тому +2

      Agreed, I’ve actually cultured my uncultured white ass a little bit from watching this kind of content

    • @Niki-mv5gh
      @Niki-mv5gh 2 роки тому

      They got me after 1 episode. I knew I was in for a long journey

    • @wishingwell_333
      @wishingwell_333 2 роки тому

      50?????

  • @WolfgangKaiser-if2wr
    @WolfgangKaiser-if2wr 11 місяців тому +29

    I remember several years ago I suffered from severe depression and mental disorder. I was addicted to illicit pills, alcohol, and smoking until I was recommended for psilocybin mushroom treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly I'm 8 years clean now. It's quite fascinating how effective they are against anxiety and depression.

    • @halllauren8879
      @halllauren8879 11 місяців тому

      To be honest, mushrooms are one of the most amazing things on the planet and it is natural, they serve in many ways not only for mental related issues.

    • @Francesca-hm1yb
      @Francesca-hm1yb 11 місяців тому

      Can you help me with a reliable source I would really appreciate it. Many people talk about mushrooms and psychedelics but nobody talks about where to get them. It is very hard to get a reliable source here in New Zealand. Really need!

    • @GordanaRadulovic-ci4jt
      @GordanaRadulovic-ci4jt 11 місяців тому +3

      Yes, Sporeville. I had the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD, and addiction... Mushrooms definitely made a huge difference to why I'm clean today.

    • @KathrineKassandra
      @KathrineKassandra 11 місяців тому +1

      I wish they were readily available in my place.
      Microdosing was my next plan of care for my husband. He's 59 & has many mental health issues plus probably CTE & a TBI that left him in a coma 8 days. It's too late now I had to get a TPO as he's 6'6 300+ pound homicidal maniac. He's constantly talking about killing someone.
      He's violent. Anyone reading this Familiar w/ BPD knows if it is common for an obsession with violence.

    • @Francesca-hm1yb
      @Francesca-hm1yb 11 місяців тому

      Is he on Instagram?

  • @manlike_xzy
    @manlike_xzy 5 років тому +407

    After I heard his voice, I knew the comments will be 🔥

    • @jake90770
      @jake90770 5 років тому +1

      Lol me too

    • @julieclemons6701
      @julieclemons6701 5 років тому +2

      😃😁😃😂😁😀😄

    • @julieclemons6701
      @julieclemons6701 5 років тому +4

      "I sincerely fear that I will shit my only pair of pants..."😂💩
      If laughter is the best medicine, then I am getting healed today, PTL

    • @pcadamtaylor4262
      @pcadamtaylor4262 5 років тому +1

      You knew u could express your shared opinion

    • @gregman2191
      @gregman2191 5 років тому +1

      Lmfao I heard his voice and immediately scrolled down to the comments

  • @anonymouse9922
    @anonymouse9922 4 роки тому +834

    It’s like Vice told some random dude at Hot Topic they’d give him some Xan’s if he went on a trip to the Amazon

    • @ffhhhbbfxfggggfdddffffffff
      @ffhhhbbfxfggggfdddffffffff 3 роки тому +6

      i’d do it

    • @user-qx9zn2cj4e
      @user-qx9zn2cj4e 3 роки тому +30

      funny thing is that hes actually a research chemist

    • @bigboyyesyes184
      @bigboyyesyes184 3 роки тому +2

      @@user-qx9zn2cj4e wait, really?

    • @StickHits
      @StickHits 3 роки тому +19

      @@bigboyyesyes184 Dude, check out his more recent videos, he is a literal mastermind, and he is doing work worthy of the Nobel Peace Prize. One of his episodes he just casually finds a way to synthesize DMT to save the toads from inevitably going instinct and shares the formula with the world for free, as well as solving the mystery of the real man behind it's origin, taking down a fraud who took credit for it's discovery in the process.

    • @Chaana_Yahawadah
      @Chaana_Yahawadah Рік тому

      ​@@StickHits you have a link for any of his videos?

  • @dequindilin
    @dequindilin 5 років тому +488

    “They will kidnap you as a wife.” I died.

  • @shot040
    @shot040 2 роки тому +3

    dude's face was bruised from all the mosquito bites by the end.

  • @patricksnyder7724
    @patricksnyder7724 5 років тому +653

    I see a lot of people ripping on this kid! But I gotta give him props for actually going out there and doing it.

    • @Fragenzeichenplatte
      @Fragenzeichenplatte 4 роки тому +31

      Exactly. Living there sounds awful - children are dying, you get bitten by mosquitoes all the time, the 100% humidity, the unsanitary conditions of everything - and it takes resilience and stamina to get through that.

    • @macatSkye
      @macatSkye 4 роки тому +27

      I don't know why they make a big deal on what he wears, sounds like and the way he looks. He has balls to go into the Amazon. "He is riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave" - Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas

    • @greenfinger1505
      @greenfinger1505 4 роки тому +23

      @@macatSkye he's also a very accomplished journalist and chemist, but ppl judge others based on clothes and hair apparently 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @macatSkye
      @macatSkye 4 роки тому

      @@greenfinger1505 yes it's disgusting how they judge. They should be shot.

    • @macatSkye
      @macatSkye 4 роки тому

      @Bibi Blue second what?

  • @jojo1293592
    @jojo1293592 8 років тому +1878

    This Documentary should be call "Vampire goes to the jungle"

    • @SuperCutiepie1012
      @SuperCutiepie1012 8 років тому +14

      jojo entertainment this made me laugh so much

    • @Locke3OOO
      @Locke3OOO 8 років тому +4

      Dead. why tf am i even watching this ahahaha

    • @Skygreen89
      @Skygreen89 8 років тому +20

      I was thinking 'Edward Scissorhands Licks a Frog'

    • @jojo1293592
      @jojo1293592 8 років тому +37

      Justin Kennedy or "Emo Twink with kinky frog fetish.

    • @hazmatzomg
      @hazmatzomg 7 років тому +17

      Or heroin addict

  • @27neverlose
    @27neverlose 5 років тому +408

    THEY COULDN'T FIND THE FROG THE FIRST NIGHT BECAUSE IT WAS HIDING IN THE JOURNALIST THROAT.......

  • @gregoryjohannesburg725
    @gregoryjohannesburg725 2 роки тому +4

    The only way this could've been better is if they dressed him up entirely with a suit and a bow tie

  • @jeremywiggins489
    @jeremywiggins489 8 років тому +397

    Dude got his bachelors in English from David Blane University.

  • @plasticbowl8928
    @plasticbowl8928 2 роки тому +324

    this guy is so strange and its really the main factor that is keeping me watching. feels like a character in a movie very entertaining

    • @yodaddy2619
      @yodaddy2619 2 роки тому +1

      Strange how the human behavior determines what's exciting n wats not. Cus he was the only thing that I hated abt the video his voice put me to sleep but everything else was fun to watch

  • @prestonsdragon
    @prestonsdragon 5 років тому +813

    Y'all in the comments need to leave my homie alone, he's already depressed as it is.

    • @yakk13
      @yakk13 5 років тому +46

      We say it lovingly

    • @georgebeard9108
      @georgebeard9108 5 років тому +19

      Straight up i can't breathe

    • @nidalfreitekh4035
      @nidalfreitekh4035 5 років тому +8

      Do you know him?

    • @DaMilkManMan
      @DaMilkManMan 4 роки тому +7

      Nidal Freitekh nah, it’s in his voice

    • @FyeRye
      @FyeRye 4 роки тому +5

      Someone lol he sounds normal to me..

  • @aSandwich.13
    @aSandwich.13 Рік тому +1

    Something about this Era of Vice is just, so charming. Reminds me of a simpler time.

  • @lemagreengreen
    @lemagreengreen 5 років тому +423

    I like Hamilton for his consistency. He's never dressed for the occasion but it would be weirder if he was.

    • @Si74l0rd
      @Si74l0rd 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah, I can't really imagine him in streetwear, or a suit. Thinking about how he looks on camera is such a low priority for him, what he's interested in is the experience and the knowledge gained, and he expects everyone else to be there for that too. But most aren't ever likely to want any of his experiences lol.
      In attempting to find a nice grey man average, he just kinda looks awkward, but to me it's part of his charm. I like that he doesn't turn up looking like a survival store window model, he just turns up to have an experience. I love that about him, and I have to admit to some jealousy! I'd love to travel the world with him having giggles on mad honey halfway up the side of a cliff, and other such lunatic adventures.

    • @frog6129
      @frog6129 Рік тому

      But kind of stupid. Stupid.
      As an overpacker I am mortified he has only one pair of pants and zero activated charcoal for this mission. Wtf? Who does that but a toddler.

  • @go8663
    @go8663 5 років тому +2084

    This guys spirit animal is a sloth. lmao

    • @mjmash007
      @mjmash007 4 роки тому +29

      😂😂😂 he talks so slow

    • @veron1497
      @veron1497 4 роки тому +23

      He'z on acid

    • @mattmag8776
      @mattmag8776 4 роки тому +4

      You’re funny ash bro fr

    • @kirotama793
      @kirotama793 4 роки тому +12

      Wow he really does kinda look like a sloth in this. In the future when he's more cleaned up a lot less so.

    • @loveless2558
      @loveless2558 4 роки тому +4

      No he straight is a sloth

  • @emmak2264
    @emmak2264 3 роки тому +231

    He has the perfect voice for narrating creepypastas.

    • @pongdian4442
      @pongdian4442 3 роки тому +3

      Check out corpse husband

    • @Alexandria87
      @Alexandria87 3 роки тому +2

      @@pongdian4442 I was just about to mention Corpse Husband as well! They sound so much alike!

    • @Phaybaby1
      @Phaybaby1 2 роки тому

      Yessss!!

    • @imjustapancake3188
      @imjustapancake3188 2 роки тому

      @@Alexandria87 not really, they just have vocal fry- so does corpse

  • @TEAMKONGGA671
    @TEAMKONGGA671 2 роки тому +4

    Talk about a guy with no emotion.This guy could win a staring contest against a mime.

  • @MrJamesdryable
    @MrJamesdryable 5 років тому +306

    I was so confused at the start. I thought I'd missed the drug taking part.

    • @robertimmanuel577
      @robertimmanuel577 4 роки тому +2

      'me too lmao

    • @realtruth97
      @realtruth97 4 роки тому +4

      I know right. He looks like he's been high all along

    • @tamale4864
      @tamale4864 4 роки тому

      Dude seriously he sounds high like the entire time 😂

  • @101FilmsGalaxy
    @101FilmsGalaxy 5 років тому +780

    He hadn’t gotten to the frogs yet and i thought he was already stoned 😂

    • @abram9804
      @abram9804 5 років тому +1

      Weed is different then phycodelics

    • @rallysport4207
      @rallysport4207 5 років тому +14

      Umn he was he said he was smoking cigarettes laced w something...

    • @jeffgillson
      @jeffgillson 5 років тому +14

      Momma's Boy Productions - who said he wasn’t stoned?
      This dude’s fucking JOB is to travel the world taking the most interesting and exotic heavy drugs. I don’t think it is inconceivable to think he burns a J every now and then.

    • @innercores1266
      @innercores1266 5 років тому

      Yeeeeuuuup!

    • @tommyhaukedalhansson2797
      @tommyhaukedalhansson2797 5 років тому

      Hey a PRO stoner he is afraid of getting hepatitis ,by the look of this guy i think, that ship have sailed

  • @scottmurray4689
    @scottmurray4689 5 років тому +1334

    Dude, I think you are "dazed" already. If you talked any slower you'd be talking backwards.

  • @babymellow7775
    @babymellow7775 2 роки тому +77

    This was amazing. I enjoyed his sense of humor. He is really cool and informative and I would enjoy watching this man travel more!

  • @emilymorris4467
    @emilymorris4467 5 років тому +528

    I can’t with his voice, it sounds like he’s talking into a fan

  • @backtotheboard837
    @backtotheboard837 5 років тому +647

    Dude's voice sounds like a jacket zipper.

  • @tannamorlay9213
    @tannamorlay9213 7 років тому +541

    His voice makes me feel stoned

  • @whodeyalldey
    @whodeyalldey 7 місяців тому +4

    Vice producer 1: So, yeah. Like... literally... the tribe totally used to be Cannibals.
    Vice producer 2: Best send Hamilton. They won't be tempted to eat that toothpick.

  • @tobbsthweedman
    @tobbsthweedman 5 років тому +510

    I am wearing bass headphones I can confirm whenever this guy talks my ears shake

    • @inverovenevectum6857
      @inverovenevectum6857 5 років тому +8

      Iiiuuuuhhhh.... high-fi headphones. Buy studio headphones and listen the real audios. Not some artificial boosted frequencies like Dr.Dre China trash. Don‘t ger shocked if 90% of internet sounds shit, actually. In case you use the right headphones. Because of bad rendering.
      .wav is the real deal. Any .mp3 or whatever is trash for your ears die to cut-off frequencies and fucking with your psycho-acoustics and transients. This extra-bass headphones strengthen the ear-fuck pretty more intense, in case you don‘t listen to .wav files or any derivates.
      Believe it or not. I just wanna leave some useful info about these headphones as an audio designer ^^ when i hear „bass-headphones“ i get direct diarrhea ^^ since regular folks don‘t really get the point of them.
      Unless you use Ortofon f.e. or another real audio brand. ^^ it depends also what kind of frequency amp it is using and which frequency range. But usually, noone i know used sny bass-headphones except for chilling some nice tracks. Just.... if the tracks are mixed well, either music or movie, you don‘t need any bass high-fi stuff ^^ for .mp3 maybe yes ^^

    • @timsharpe6652
      @timsharpe6652 4 роки тому

      Same haha 😛

    • @brandonzucek4400
      @brandonzucek4400 4 роки тому +6

      Ninja RaVen triggered

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh1569
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh1569 4 роки тому +7

      @@inverovenevectum6857 who asked

    • @Honeythief212
      @Honeythief212 4 роки тому +5

      Ninja RaVen audiophiles are the biggest virgins on the planet earth

  • @Chris-kk6cw
    @Chris-kk6cw 7 років тому +193

    Juan says the ice will last 6 days but that seems totally impossible

  • @HiImBoLd
    @HiImBoLd 5 років тому +163

    I’m jealous of this guys job. I wish I could travel around the world and trip on psychedelics for a living.

  • @gi295
    @gi295 Рік тому +6

    Hamilton morris is honestly the only vice report whose name i remember

    • @c4s0uls56
      @c4s0uls56 11 місяців тому +1

      On my momma

  • @Rhysriced
    @Rhysriced 4 роки тому +260

    “Our hosts cook us a chicken meal,... I’m ready to eat some chicken...”

  • @GriffinPearson
    @GriffinPearson 5 років тому +108

    “I was too high to be skeptical, so instead I opted for extreme fear” Fair enough

  • @CutthroatDe
    @CutthroatDe 5 років тому +358

    The casting call:
    "Are you a drug addict looking for the next new high? Well why not get paid while you're at it!?"

    • @CutthroatDe
      @CutthroatDe 5 років тому +2

      @OddFuture no one wants to take the drugs he takes 😂

    • @Quethatguy
      @Quethatguy 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @franceshughes522
      @franceshughes522 5 років тому +1

      That's the whole concept

    • @vanbikeskiandfishboilermak1516
      @vanbikeskiandfishboilermak1516 5 років тому

      It always cracks me up when sheeple are so ignorant to psychedelics that they think people could become addicted (aka junkies). You obviously are misinformed and have do idea what your talking about. Dumbass sheeple.

    • @francoisdavis7254
      @francoisdavis7254 5 років тому

      @ pussy

  • @mistere4now799
    @mistere4now799 Рік тому +2

    I love Hamilton's Pharmacopia!!!
    I wish you fellas would bring it back... Quite possibly some of the best videos on Vice if not youtube as a whole. You're great man :)

  • @donovan3737
    @donovan3737 5 років тому +140

    Edward scissor hands in the jungle

  • @Z-Shooz
    @Z-Shooz 5 років тому +437

    I was a little worried when they sent an anemic and anorexic hipster into a jungle but I was not disappointed

    • @erniemastroianni856
      @erniemastroianni856 5 років тому +19

      This dude is actually pretty great. I’ve seen a few of his videos and despite being monotoned as fuck and looking like he never left his parents North Dakota basement, he’s very intelligible, does his research, and keeps shit interesting.

    • @Z-Shooz
      @Z-Shooz 5 років тому +4

      @@erniemastroianni856 Oh I was just being an ass hahah he definitely kept it interesting and he DID succeed. I do think he was pretty under-prepared for someone heading to a jungle though. I just like to joke because I live a very uncomfortable life.

    • @luvsilly60
      @luvsilly60 5 років тому +2

      M M Alice Coopers son visits the Amazon.

    • @BaconSenpai
      @BaconSenpai 5 років тому

      @@Z-Shooz When's the last time you went to the amazon? lol you sound like a pretentious douchebag.

    • @3fR4IMSTFFRS
      @3fR4IMSTFFRS 4 роки тому

      He sounds like he just smoked the frog in a bong

  • @metalallday95
    @metalallday95 9 років тому +152

    three minutes and fifty-one seconds of this guys narrating. I HAD to pause this video, scroll to the comments, and felt relieved i wasn't the only one.

    • @joshtimmons7332
      @joshtimmons7332 9 років тому +2

      Haha same

    • @suszifet
      @suszifet 9 років тому +4

      +metalallday95 I literally read this comment at 3.52

    • @glong86
      @glong86 9 років тому +1

      Glad im not the only one lol

    • @nanazbound
      @nanazbound 9 років тому +1

      paused at 3:52. thought he sounded like a frog. scrolled down. saw this. mindblown asdfghjkl

    • @jodilee3876
      @jodilee3876 9 років тому +2

      +metalallday95 I paused after the gangbang line

  • @jeremybaca2293
    @jeremybaca2293 4 роки тому +113

    5:28 There are trees growing on trees, ants crawling on ants, and penis fish swimming up the urethra of other penis fish; It’s exhausting to watch.

  • @ggamer1417
    @ggamer1417 5 років тому +183

    i feel like he didn't just do it for journalism, for some reason

    • @mrbus6311
      @mrbus6311 5 років тому +1

      😂

    • @Twan01
      @Twan01 5 років тому

      G Gamer 😂

    • @robertditchfield441
      @robertditchfield441 5 років тому +2

      i feel sorta like his heroin holiday in the chech republic was either...or that ketamine adventure...oh ya or the "magic truffles"in amsterdam.so lemme connect the dots.heroin,ketamine,amsterdam and grogs with poison stronger then morphine.my guess is its going to be hamiton treks through the heart of the philladelphian jungle to look for a rare homeless guy named scabz who can show him the pricarious path to the methadone clinic

  • @jb175
    @jb175 5 років тому +869

    Fun fact if you play this at 1.25 speed his voice is at a normal speed 😂😂😂

    • @TheDeLo34
      @TheDeLo34 5 років тому +53

      Holy shit its so true...

    • @jb175
      @jb175 5 років тому +14

      😂 Blew my mind

    • @NoMasNames
      @NoMasNames 5 років тому +19

      Wtf this actually true lmfao

    • @readmore8302
      @readmore8302 5 років тому +11

      Still ok in 1.5 too 😂🤣

    • @kaylovebug9496
      @kaylovebug9496 5 років тому +12

      Thank you so much! The video is actually bearable now. 🤣🤣

  • @zxxzyzxxyzzz7016
    @zxxzyzxxyzzz7016 2 роки тому +5

    most of this comment section has no idea who Hamilton Morris is and have no idea why he was the perfect person to send out here. He’s an amazing chemist, people getting hung up on his body and the way he speaks are missing the point.

  • @Lyw1234567890
    @Lyw1234567890 5 років тому +267

    Honestly, this dude's voice combined with his appearance and commentary makes this hilarious for me. Almost feels like an SNL skit. Amazing

    • @shannonlaughlin4787
      @shannonlaughlin4787 5 років тому +3

      I actually paused the video and came to the comment section to see if it was real lol!

    • @julieclemons6701
      @julieclemons6701 5 років тому +7

      @@shannonlaughlin4787 THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT I AM DOIN RIGHT NOW, LOL! HOW SERIOUS AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE "penis fish swimming up the urethra of other penis fish--?? If it wasn't so dramatic and terrifying, I might imagine this "documentary" to be true!

    • @Yomommastinky
      @Yomommastinky 5 років тому +1

      😂

    • @From305toSH
      @From305toSH 5 років тому

      Peak Vice

    • @robertalexander9365
      @robertalexander9365 5 років тому

      @@shannonlaughlin4787 hehe...good one wang.

  • @simplicitylost
    @simplicitylost 6 років тому +76

    I've never heard anyone say "they're going to ritualistically burn me" so excitedly.

  • @loganappleman5642
    @loganappleman5642 8 років тому +1432

    "I feel like I'm being gang banged by vegetation"
    I'm dead.

    • @ScrubFishin
      @ScrubFishin 8 років тому +9

      Paused to die here

    • @younginng3661
      @younginng3661 8 років тому

      Hahahaha I was just about to say that!!

    • @learyan
      @learyan 8 років тому +17

      When i heard it i quickly scrolled through the comments

    • @ClassALiving
      @ClassALiving 8 років тому

      lmao

    • @Scymon666
      @Scymon666 8 років тому +1

      ɷɷ I Havee Watchedddd Thissss Movieeee Leakedddd Versionnnn Hereee : - t.co/NdLgwVlw7a

  • @ryandaley1402
    @ryandaley1402 2 роки тому +5

    Man Hamilton has gotten so much less pretentious and more personable lol. He’s still a bit odd but much more “normal” and less annoying in that way. And I really don’t mean any offense, I love this guy and all the work he has done. It’s important and amazing

  • @crzy2u
    @crzy2u 5 років тому +276

    “Burger King foot lettuce..”