SWORD FIGHT #14 - MARK NORMAND

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  • @mikestory2891
    @mikestory2891 2 місяці тому +148

    I will say this for the 100th time. Since 2000 no one made me laugh more than Jim Norton. Quickest and best from TC to O&A and now. Dude just makes me laugh!

    • @leadbelly1495
      @leadbelly1495 2 місяці тому +2

      Me too

    • @elbob17
      @elbob17 2 місяці тому +3

      I bought a car in 2009 that had SiriusXM in it. I fell in love with Opie & Anthony immediately and I've been listening to Jim Norton ever since. Love him. He's genius albeit fucked up but always reasonable.

    • @jamesmurphy7744
      @jamesmurphy7744 2 місяці тому +2

      Cumai, o'neil, Norton days on OanA, what ever happened to Opie?

    • @teresawright4748
      @teresawright4748 2 місяці тому +2

      Jim and cumia together are genius!!!!!🤣🤣love when they fo shit together

    • @21kburd
      @21kburd Місяць тому +2

      Too bad his stand-up isn't anywhere near as funny as he is on the radio or podcasts.

  • @screamallyouwant
    @screamallyouwant 2 місяці тому +104

    Jim and Mark has always been a perfect match. I loved this one. Thanks!

    • @HashbeanSC2
      @HashbeanSC2 2 місяці тому +1

      if Jim and Sam doesn't go on Norman And Normand or something would be cool

    • @mattjohnson1953
      @mattjohnson1953 2 місяці тому +1

      Norton*

    • @delasse3178
      @delasse3178 2 місяці тому +3

      couldnt agree more, so early on i realized i should have made that connection and then i came at the end and saw your comment. Mark needs more legion of Skanks and Jim etc XD none of this normie stuff lol

    • @elbob17
      @elbob17 2 місяці тому +2

      Mark Normand is the king of this shit. He can (and does) do a pod with people you've never heard with no following and he's always great. He's really on that fucking spectrum. He can't say no. The ultimate grinder.

    • @someguy2775
      @someguy2775 Місяць тому

      Always? You mean all of 2 years? Lol

  • @SticksAandstonesBozo
    @SticksAandstonesBozo 2 місяці тому +21

    Mark is the man. He deserves everything he’s getting.

  • @kingbenjamin92
    @kingbenjamin92 Місяць тому +16

    Mark just casually dropping that he's having a baby 😳😳 congratulations Mr. Normand!!!! Parenthood is a feeling you've never experienced before, welcome to the club!! ✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼

    • @mutenroshisamaa
      @mutenroshisamaa Місяць тому

      He's said it a couple of time on Tuesdays with Stories

  • @kasumiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
    @kasumiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin 2 місяці тому +48

    ”Boy I'll tell ya, if I wasn't gay..."
    This is actually a great pickup line, thanks Mark!

  • @jeremiahmacclure
    @jeremiahmacclure Місяць тому +29

    Jim is slowly turning into Don Rickles. Love it.

  • @blacombe420
    @blacombe420 2 місяці тому +34

    Jim is one of the quickest in the game. It does suck his wife reads the negative comments so I just want to say I think she's great on pods, she contributes, has insight and goes great with one of the quickest draws in comedy. Keeping up with someone like Jim's a tough gig and she does great. I'm also a straight white dude who's probably homophobic so it's a huge compliment from me lmao

  • @Dingalingis
    @Dingalingis 2 місяці тому +41

    Jim’s hair is like a porcupine and Mark’s hair is like a Prince! - Nikki.
    😂😂😂

  • @RosiePosieHOU
    @RosiePosieHOU 2 місяці тому +19

    Nikki : I don’t like gyms.
    Mark: points at Jim…we know!
    Idk why I laughed so much. 😂
    I love y’all together! ❤

  • @proxanna
    @proxanna 2 місяці тому +25

    "i do the prison stuff at home"
    "so do we"
    lmfaoooo love you guys so much

  • @_m_m4
    @_m_m4 Місяць тому +1

    This is my first episode of this pod, and now I’m going to go back and listen to the other 13 because I’m hooked ❤

  • @lukecasio9810
    @lukecasio9810 Місяць тому +19

    You can tell Nikki has very little life experience and tries to compensate by taking very strong stances

    • @jessdckey7712
      @jessdckey7712 Місяць тому +1

      I think it's a huge transition from European to American especially when European is quite a spectrum in itself.

  • @juliav1843
    @juliav1843 2 місяці тому +18

    Congratulations on the baby Mark and wife

  • @deadstellarengine
    @deadstellarengine 2 місяці тому +13

    so good to watch a podcast where comedian's talk about general topics and semi taboo one's and not who does the accounting for the Comedy Store

  • @imnez12
    @imnez12 2 місяці тому +3

    Reminds me of the days when Mark would come in every week for the car ride to the airport. He's still an amazing guest and I love seeing Jim have fun
    Really enjoyed everyone. Very happy for Mark and his growing family

  • @elymgxoxo
    @elymgxoxo 2 місяці тому +4

    Also love the setup and the way the ads were done instead of interupting your guest and making them watch you do an ad read. All the improvements really help great job

  • @Ralphie....666
    @Ralphie....666 2 місяці тому +29

    Just seen Nikki and Jim on Kill Tony live wonder when the episode will come out hopefully this month it was hilarious

    • @mikebruce4332
      @mikebruce4332 2 місяці тому +7

      No way, both on the panel?

    • @JimNortonsAlcoholism
      @JimNortonsAlcoholism 2 місяці тому +6

      in 2 weeks

    • @HenryKrinkle358
      @HenryKrinkle358 2 місяці тому +8

      That really would be a good watch! Jim always kills it on Kill Tony, and he honestly seems to empathetically offer solid advice to the newbies who are hoping to do well, I love his episodes there. Not a huge fan of Tony and Redban because they feel kinda scummy and fake and Hollywood to me, but the show can be incredibly entertaining, I prefer the clips personally to avoid Tony's weird fem catty meanness, because it is just frustrating and kills the fun. Sorry, lot of kills in this over long comment, haha, what a moron.

    • @j.brophydesigns5019
      @j.brophydesigns5019 2 місяці тому +3

      No. Fucking. Way.

    • @eyeTHC
      @eyeTHC Місяць тому +1

      @@HenryKrinkle358Tony’s on a new phase of “making fun of himself” and calling himself gay way too much to where it’s uncomfortable.

  • @willvr4
    @willvr4 2 місяці тому +17

    Ayahuasca trips are like your dreams...they're only interesting to you.

    • @steamedyam
      @steamedyam Місяць тому

      I hate listening to people's dreams, it's like flipping through a stack of photos.
      If I'm not in any of them and nobody's banging I just don't care 😂😂

  • @ev446
    @ev446 2 місяці тому +15

    Aww Jim loves Nikki so much ❤

    • @HenryKrinkle358
      @HenryKrinkle358 2 місяці тому +7

      Angry Jimmy was one of the funniest mf'ers alive back in the day, but it really is nice to see him so earnestly happy, he is a great entertainer, and has spread a lot of random joy with laughter, so I really like seeing him find someone special and make it work.

  • @mutenroshisamaa
    @mutenroshisamaa Місяць тому +3

    I love how Jim cringed so hard when Nikki said I bless this child😂😂

  • @ginogarcia8730
    @ginogarcia8730 2 місяці тому +16

    funny enough Mark and Nikki both have these developed American English accents that make them sound like they're from 1930s American radio shows

  • @Tony-m3p1v
    @Tony-m3p1v 2 місяці тому +4

    Home Run Chippa! 🐿️
    Home Run “The Bayou Bad Boy” 😎
    Marishka Hargitay! 🙏☯️🐲

  • @ZackeryHurtz
    @ZackeryHurtz 2 місяці тому +30

    The mic hits are insane. If staff aren’t monitoring the live recording they should be. Get em Jim!

    • @jonny_codphilo7809
      @jonny_codphilo7809 2 місяці тому +2

      uuuuurrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh

    • @kitchensyncrecordingstudio4399
      @kitchensyncrecordingstudio4399 2 місяці тому

      Yes they woke me up 😂😂😂😂

    • @TheFinisher669
      @TheFinisher669 2 місяці тому

      Shhh

    • @Trozzo
      @Trozzo 2 місяці тому +1

      It's like someone is knocking on the door throughout the whole episode

    • @Rizon1985
      @Rizon1985 19 днів тому

      I swear 99% of "sound engineers" are fucking deaf.
      So many podcasts are impossible to listen to because they're constantly knocking on the table or they're holding microphones and constantly twisting with the wire.
      And then they beg for more money per month than netflix for a single episode per week of worse audio quality than AM radio.

  • @monkeyloven
    @monkeyloven Місяць тому +1

    Jim and Mark are hilarious. Nikki is rizzing up Mark hard.

  • @CarmineTavernaPhotography
    @CarmineTavernaPhotography 2 місяці тому +5

    C O M E D Y

  • @5AMIXER
    @5AMIXER Місяць тому

    Great podcast , just binged all the episodes tonight and it’s been cool to see the set worked out and it all coming together over the first one till this one . Great dynamic! F’n hilarious!

  • @oliverjacobson3371
    @oliverjacobson3371 2 місяці тому +9

    Very good stuff Yimmy. I'd love to see you have chip on the pod.

  • @speedrob
    @speedrob 2 місяці тому +25

    Mark and Jim's eyebrows are having conversation between themselves 😂

  • @matthewclaiborne229
    @matthewclaiborne229 2 місяці тому +9

    Get the List-master on!!!!

  • @DRlFTIN
    @DRlFTIN 2 місяці тому +1

    Great episode all around! Normand is one of my favorites.

  • @jesseq6675
    @jesseq6675 Місяць тому +3

    Around the 48-minute point, Nikki real voice started to come out

  • @freeagent_girl23
    @freeagent_girl23 Місяць тому +1

    First time watching your podcast. I LOVED this conversation. I was just as surprised as Mark when you guys tried to wrap things up. This was like having a couple of friends over at home chatting in the living room 🫶🏽😻

  • @fishseason101
    @fishseason101 Місяць тому +2

    Jim created this to discover how many comedians want it

  • @th0uxan
    @th0uxan 2 місяці тому +3

    Mark + Jim = Killer

  • @angeliquew69
    @angeliquew69 2 місяці тому +1

    I Absolutely Love you both🥰 I watch all your Vlogs, love the pod, and Jim make sure you get your wife that doggy 🤗 Mark is so funny he is legit one of my favorite comedians.

  • @EmeryLaGreen
    @EmeryLaGreen 2 місяці тому +5

    Do more vlogs! The most mundane things you do together is funny. More vlogs!

  • @lookitsrswish6782
    @lookitsrswish6782 2 місяці тому +1

    Love all three of you guys!

  • @purplekittyfreak
    @purplekittyfreak Місяць тому

    I love this podcast! I've been a fan of Jim's for about 15 years. His type of comedy is hard to find but it is what I was looking for. Thank you both for sharing everything you share. It is much appreciated by this disabled female Veteran of the US Army.

  • @InyoReacts
    @InyoReacts 2 місяці тому +7

    nikki is the best and jim and mark are hilarious

  • @marcusaurealius6129
    @marcusaurealius6129 2 місяці тому +4

    Bringing in some heavy hitters! LFG!

  • @cgonzo
    @cgonzo 25 днів тому

    Love the background! Best one yet

  • @FlyinHawaiian808
    @FlyinHawaiian808 2 місяці тому +2

    Dammm it they finally found a way for me to watch two swords fight

    • @FlyinHawaiian808
      @FlyinHawaiian808 2 місяці тому +1

      It’s okay bro I was mad at everybody everything and everyone a few years ago,
      Just know it’s going to get better n u can be great no matter how life dulls down your blade takes out your fire n witches take out ya heart

  • @ny_2_mia811
    @ny_2_mia811 2 місяці тому +1

    Hilarious Episode. Really love the show!

  • @allanm2064
    @allanm2064 2 місяці тому +2

    This is Gona blow up! We’re all here cuz we’re a bunch of weirdos and the commentary on sex is brilliant! 😝

  • @swidgen4318
    @swidgen4318 2 місяці тому +8

    38:44 Nice throat clear, Mrs. Norton

  • @JMac323
    @JMac323 2 місяці тому +2

    How many times has Mark heard, "Keep coming back, it works!"

  • @nancyosullivan7625
    @nancyosullivan7625 2 місяці тому +7

    Comedy folks,comedy 😂

  • @jonny_codphilo7809
    @jonny_codphilo7809 2 місяці тому +10

    Chip on Dr Phil with Maricia would be amazing

  • @joemanginaa
    @joemanginaa Місяць тому

    This is just a wholesome time.

  • @DuderofDudeness
    @DuderofDudeness 2 місяці тому +2

    I see thumbnail. I say out loud: Whaaaaaaaaaaa!? 🎉🎉Byuh byuh byuuh

  • @SupercarEnjoyer
    @SupercarEnjoyer Місяць тому +1

    Incredible.

  • @anncuellar6656
    @anncuellar6656 Місяць тому

    Love the glass fan of both of you 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

  • @Feed-your-Fish
    @Feed-your-Fish Місяць тому +1

    3 peeps - good conversation

  • @hackzein4138
    @hackzein4138 Місяць тому

    Love jim and Nikki so funny together

  • @videoexchangecenter
    @videoexchangecenter Місяць тому

    Please have Sam on in the future. I'm hoping to see more of Mark and Sam together for other people's podcast. Jim you look so happy and I'm happy for you and Nikki

  • @MattH-s6g
    @MattH-s6g 8 днів тому

    Boy Yimmy really committed to the bit.

  • @MTous5
    @MTous5 Місяць тому

    Mark I was same way with my outlook on dating, women, marriage, and kids. I got married at 29 and had our first kid at 30. Followed by another at 32. Getting married and having kids was something I never really cared about or wanted. But I can’t imagine being single and alone now that I’m 44. You’ll be one hell of a dad and better husband for it. I’m gay and a big fan just wanted to share my unsolicited POV.

  • @greg1685
    @greg1685 2 місяці тому +4

    Psychedelics opens portals to yourself. Any nonsense about entering other worlds or "spirits" visiting them is excuses for their own darkness they can't quite comprehend.

  • @MattMixed
    @MattMixed Місяць тому

    Congrats Mark!

  • @t1nma5k22
    @t1nma5k22 2 місяці тому +5

    0:53 “Um… I mainly do just Prison stuff”….followed by Norton chiming in faster than a Japanese Bullet Train with “SO DO WE” IS *EXACTLY* TF why Norton is not only Still respected for just how fkin quick he is, his legendary bits, being decades ahead/early/revolutionary on the whole Transformers thing & not giving a single fk about just how weird he is… In fact, moreover, embracing it with each & every eye twitch.
    In addition to realizing, he will forever be revered for his Pivotal role in the NYC comedy Scene!
    As someone who absolutely would be derided & even ridiculed if he was written up as a sitcom character as being far too OTT yet in reality is even more awkwardly kinky even if he was written as character for aforementioned wacky sitcom as they come YET totally owned it completely which is why even the best of comics loved & fked with him. Even Patrice whom everyone seemingly was BFF's with back in the day Only really fked with a select few which including Voss/Attell/Colin Quinn/Bill Burr (whom he was very close with) & Norton (whom he was also very close with)

  • @headymitch
    @headymitch Місяць тому +2

    Mark always talks about growing up “poor”. “Driving my Dad’s lexus” “parents on vacation in Europe” from their mansion that has a nanny.

    • @Peached9
      @Peached9 Місяць тому +1

      He tells the story that his dad wanted to be perceived as rich so he bought a dilapidated mansion in the ghetto and bought an old Lexus just to say he had one

    • @jiggycalzone8585
      @jiggycalzone8585 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@Peached9 they were as Colin would say "a *certain kind* of rich"

    • @headymitch
      @headymitch Місяць тому

      @@Peached9 and why do you believe it? What sounds more true?

    • @headymitch
      @headymitch Місяць тому +2

      @@Peached9 vacation in Europe is not what poor people do

    • @Peached9
      @Peached9 Місяць тому

      @@headymitch I grew up pretty poor until like my teens when my parents started doing better for themselves. Does that mean I'd be lying if I said I grew up poor and also happened to mention a country we visited on holidays

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Місяць тому +10

    Mark's parents were great, except for the standard, soul-crushing neglect you get from being raised by a baby boomer. Other than that we're all fine.

  • @doviangraciano4359
    @doviangraciano4359 2 місяці тому +5

    If jim did mushrooms he either comes out a full blown mary or starts working out 😂

  • @DrewKane
    @DrewKane 2 місяці тому +8

    Comedy!

  • @soohigh123
    @soohigh123 2 місяці тому +1

    love y'all !

  • @watchingmedia2586
    @watchingmedia2586 2 місяці тому

    Yoooo congrats on the baby Normand! 🎉

  • @OMGLOLetcetc
    @OMGLOLetcetc Місяць тому +1

    Wait, that's a wig 😮 Looks great!

  • @mahtinown-eel
    @mahtinown-eel 2 місяці тому +1

    Lil Yimmy, I’ve been asking for 5 years for you to come back to Charlotte to the Comedy Zone. I’ve emailed you and your business management, called your show, commented on videos, etc.
    Please, come back!

  • @officialmindhub9982
    @officialmindhub9982 2 місяці тому +4

    Nikki: Ever had close relatives that told you to go to AA
    Mark: My dad, so never a close relative : 48:09

  • @WICHO727
    @WICHO727 2 місяці тому +1

    "Whats your kink? Not talking, ever again"

  • @Londonroadsocialclub
    @Londonroadsocialclub 2 місяці тому +2

    Nikki is so sweet and cool 😊

  • @828_Nate
    @828_Nate 2 місяці тому +3

    Yay!!!

  • @system7962
    @system7962 Місяць тому

    "Me and my boat.....rum pum pum, pum 🎶" anthony cumia ft jim norton

  • @tobe1207
    @tobe1207 2 місяці тому +2

    With Jim & Sam. . This is Jim's less gay podcast

  • @classicgiraffe
    @classicgiraffe Місяць тому +2

    Jim and Nikki are so lucky to have each other. Love knows no boundaries, I wish them both the best in life and a long marriage ❤

  • @beccaj8712
    @beccaj8712 2 місяці тому +1

    Great convo., thanks, guys. New sub here!! ❤️

  • @DamonBlock-o4n
    @DamonBlock-o4n 2 місяці тому +4

    Great episode. Mark is one of the best.

  • @atbmob
    @atbmob 2 місяці тому +2

    Jim ! Jim! Jim!!! ❤❤❤

  • @kevina8858
    @kevina8858 Місяць тому

    Little yemmy cracks me up.

  • @smokingterps2363
    @smokingterps2363 2 місяці тому +1

    Love Nikki and Jim, pleasant people and huge Kevin Hart fan so it was nice seeing him on the pod. Comedy!

  • @dabullnice
    @dabullnice Місяць тому

    We loved her on Marks pod. Read THIS comment. The guest is supposed to talk !

  • @th0uxan
    @th0uxan 2 місяці тому +1

    a chip and bubbles from trailer park boys crossover would be fucking insane

  • @roncinephile
    @roncinephile 2 місяці тому +1

    22:31 Normand from the 3 point line

  • @k.c.simonsen2
    @k.c.simonsen2 2 місяці тому +4

    This is the greatest name for a podcast ever. Holy shit that’s funny

  • @IrichB
    @IrichB Місяць тому

    14:56 Mark!!! Your wife is telling you what she wants! Wake up bro! 😂

  • @jeffblack6803
    @jeffblack6803 27 днів тому

    Nikki seems like she leans a LIIIIITTTLE bit to the right🤣

  • @FlyinHawaiian808
    @FlyinHawaiian808 2 місяці тому

    Dammm it they finally found a way to watch two swords fight

  • @pizzaroll6604
    @pizzaroll6604 2 місяці тому +6

    When will you get Harland Williams?

  • @FlyinHawaiian808
    @FlyinHawaiian808 2 місяці тому +1

    The cringest opening award goes tooo!!! 😂😂😂 u guessed it Jim’s-- We tolerate cuz we luv him to much to show hate

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Місяць тому +2

    mushroom are like dirty, hot, steamy acid. the latter is superior

  • @rickyspanish9625
    @rickyspanish9625 Місяць тому +2

    Lmaooo Nikki is actually 27 years old?

  • @canadianrobot
    @canadianrobot 2 місяці тому +4

    Jim never fails

  • @Laredo-c7g
    @Laredo-c7g 2 місяці тому +2

    🤣first time watching this podcast. This is like Ian and Jordan if they were married

  • @BeastieFloyd
    @BeastieFloyd 2 місяці тому

    Norton is now about to get a bunch of shrooms!

  • @RudyBoy
    @RudyBoy Місяць тому

    Great pod, Jim’s a legend, so is Mark, and Nikki is fine but she needs to lay off some strong stances, just relax and have fun

  • @proxanna
    @proxanna 2 місяці тому

    we are so back!

  • @delasse3178
    @delasse3178 2 місяці тому +1

    gonna sound crazy but i wouldnt hate to see jim take one stab at growing hair / even a cosmetic effort. i mean, yea it's some appointments and a little pain.. but even if it doesnt work, i mean it would probably be absolutely hilarious overall, either way lololol

  • @rossrobertson674
    @rossrobertson674 2 місяці тому

    Its only common for jim to have paper plates etc and buy chairs that he will throw out after the party

  • @jdbbs1
    @jdbbs1 2 місяці тому +2

    Peter north lol old school

  • @MrGenedancingmachine
    @MrGenedancingmachine Місяць тому

    three dudes hashing it out

    • @whossane
      @whossane Місяць тому

      I am honestly confused by Nikki. Was she born a man? I am too lazy to investigate any further than this comment