You ever see an OCD person compulsively doing something. Polar opposite of Altrive&Jack Black in a call. Quantum opposites. Kind of like, if you see a moderate person enjoying a beer... a terrorist is committing terror-acts. Polars opposites. Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.
The idea of 1 billion lions fighting a single physical game cartridge with one of every Pokémon on it tickles me in a way that I gotta reconsider my answer.
@@Luna29191but it’s easier to have one billion lions exist than conjure up crazy genetically modified animals called Pokémon like mewtwo who are extremely powerful
If the argument against pokemon is that they don't exist you could also argue that 1 billion lions also don't exist. There simply aren't that many lions.
But if we take all existing lions and cap them at a billion and then take all existing Pokémon and cap them by one of every species, the (up to) one billion lions would win. I guess that is the point.
If lt was with the “they’re all in a Game cartridge” logic you gotta remember there’s no game with every Pokémon, and 1 billion lions is about as equally unrealistic.
Even all the Spinda variants? I haven't used home enough to see if it could store anything more than the first 3 boxes I used. It's my fault for waiting almost a year to store my pokemon even though I paid for a year plan. I just didn't have the money for pokemon bank. Either way, again, I didn't check how many boxes were included. Aside from that, and back to the Spindas, if there's over 4 billion Spinda variants, or so I heard, would they distract the lions enough? @@Yessirmanfcf
@sorryiateyourgoldfish I'm pretty sure it was WolfyVGC during the debate with Jaiden, Schlatt, Alpharad about the 1 BIL lions or the 1 of every pokemon.
This damn question will never cease. I even got in an argument with my non Pokemon fan friends about it a while back. After an hour of back and forth, one of my friends came to the conclusion that at some point they would stop fighting and....begin to procreate with each other. Now obviously there are Pokemon who can't breed however 1) I was tired of arguing and 2) the answer was extremely funny.
@@josephoneill3532 Lion's can bite so as long as it's specifically fighting with its teeth, they can hurt ghosts. But then again, most Ghost Pokemon are capable of levitation sooo might wanna break out the lion ladder.
1 billion hypothetical lions vs one of every pokemon. Neither exist, but if both did, Gardevoir solos 1 billions lions. It can literally create black holes.
Jack unironically came the closest to cracking the fundamental problem with the question i have ever seen anyone get. Edit: Its because if the battle takes place in the Pokemon world, the Lions win, but if it takes place in the Lion's world (ours, *probably* ), Pokemon win. Your answer is based entirely on which world you decide the fight takes place in, and Jack genuinely is the first person I've seen to actually take that into consideration.
You are normal, you are smart Everyone that think the lions win are idiots and have to think illogical things for the lions so they could have a "chance"
I think the pokemon would win tbh: - Mewtwo used psychic -drops all the lions from a fatal height (and maybe some of the pokemon as well) -GGs Alternate ending: - yveltal dies - absorbs the life force of all the lions - GGs
in pokemon psychic only hits one target at a time and has 10 power points. mewtwo uses psychic ten times -- possibly to lift a big rock and drop it on, say, 250 lions each -- there are still 999,997,500 lions left and mewtwo cannot use psychic anymore.
@user-mn3cd8xn1x if we're talking about all the pokemon as they appear narratively, then practically every powerful pokemon (legendaries and mythicals) would be fighting each other rather than the lions.
Unless the lions destroy every console, every cartridge, and every pirated version, Pokemon will never die. The lions, however, are mortal. And with that many, they will probably starve to death after not too long.
@@Lexi-ro7mk"oh we have a silly lava snail hotter than the sun" mf do you even know about the lion anti-melting technique? get that statement outta here
This is a fun hypothetical battle that has been debated a lot! If you think about it from a practical standpoint, 1 billion lions are a lot of raw physical power. However, Pokémon have abilities that go beyond just strength-many can control elements, manipulate time and space, fly, and even have supernatural powers. Legendary Pokémon like Arceus, who is said to have created the universe, would likely be impossible for the lions to overcome. Pokémon like Kyogre can control entire oceans, while psychic-types could easily manipulate or control the lions' minds. In sheer numbers, the lions have the advantage, but with the diversity of powers and abilities, the Pokémon would likely win this battle. Would you agree with that?
Gardevoir: fucking blackwhole Arceus: literal god Giratina: the fucking devil Dialga: time-stop and travelling trough time Every ghost type: literally invincible What's your point?
@@Split_Oficialhe brought a good point that they are ‘digital’ so essentially you put all the pokemon in the PC and a billion lions just Stampede it. Or the fact they are fictional so you just put your switch on the grounds and let the lions do their thing
@@Split_Oficial All get bodied by children with the funny balls and comparatively, comedically weaker pokemon... A maximum of 6 comedically weaker pokemon to be precise (especially in Arceus' case.) The lore and gameplay never match up on that one, but if we're taking it at face value that something like a charizard can do any amount of damage to an Arceus, a billion lions will certainly do a lot.
The fact that i realized that Altrive, Alpharad and Jack Black played among us with 7 other people, they were in the same video game, the same discord call (if they used discord of course), is so mind blowing. Imagine, just IMAGINE the chaotic energy generated by Altrive/Pikmin 4 followed up by Alpha's ability to either be the smartest person in the room or just being Altrive's best buddy for Pikmin 4 shenanigans, all in front of Jack Black himself... God, i wish i could go back in time and watch that stream happening in real time..
I'm still trying to figure out what a Billion Lions do against just 1 Kyogre. Pretty sure you can't Lion Ladder out of the way of a Hurricane, and Lions can't strike under the Ocean. Where as Kyogre can. See also Lugia.
"one billion lions is a lot of lions" "a black hole is pretty big" (Gardevior) "The sun is pretty hot" (Macargo) "125 Pps is a lot of punches per second" (Machamp) "Continents are pretty heavy" (Regigigas) "A Mountain is pretty tall" (Magikarp)
@@darthmaul7434but people don’t talk about the games, for whatever reason, the lion people use things from the lore and the games to justify themselves. (Btw in game pokemon are pathetic, I could probably beat up a machamp in game)
Well regardless if he confused Pokémon with Digimon both of them are digital and not real so no matter what argument you make here eternally could apply to both.
I know, right??? Just one Spacial Rend could probably do it. Or if we want to go further, if the lions succeed in killing Yveltal, they lose! All the lions die!
@@GuyacrossthestreetWhat will they do against Yveltal? First of all it can fly, second of all, even if the Lions by some miracle kill it, it will drag all 1 billion Lions down with it, and comes back, and if either Dialga or Palkia die, its an automatic win forvthe pokemon, because Arceus stands above time, since it was born before time even existed
@@Guyacrossthestreet Well, allow my to do the nerd thing and say UM ACTUALLY... There are 4 billion different Spindas, each with their unique patterns. In fact, so unique that the Pokemon Company themselves treat each Spinda as their own different pokemon as they all have seperate pngs, and are registered separately in stuff like Pokemon Home. They are technically different pokemon, all 4 billion of them. So it truly is 1 billions lions vs 4 billion Spinda (and one of every pokemon ig)
There are multiple pokemon that could solo 1 billion lions with little to no damage including but not limited to Seelix, Onix, Tyranitar, any one of the Creation Trio, Arceus, or any pokemon with Hyperbeam
@BrandonLung when looking at this question I see it as I an "if pokemon were real and it was possible to stage this event" what would happen, an in that case, pokemon win without a doubt.
@@BrandonLungwith that logic the lions couldn’t hurt the pokemon either, the real vs digital argument doesn’t work in the question’s context for either side
I can say, the Pokemon only need two Pokemon, which are yveltal and xernias. Yveltal gets killed by the lions, causing everybody to die, but xernias can't die, so there will ALWAYS be over 0 Pokemon alive. Logic 🗿
Yeah and that’d mean the pokemon world is hotter than earth by a massive amount if the pokemon don’t burn so now wherever they fight either lions win to the pokemon being to cold on earth or pokemon win by lions being to hot on the pokemon universe
Even if a few die there's still enough to damage it enough times to kill it also I'm just because it's hotter then the sun doesn't mean you would melt by being near it, it's crazy how many people don't understand basic maths as magcargo is no where near as big as the sun and magma which is what magcargo is obviously bassed on is also hotter than the sun so please stop using magcargo as a Pokémon too op point its simply wrong and pokedex entries are stupid and constantly counterdict each other depending on the game and is full of stupid nonsense
@thestupidfuncrisallstodios470 Wow you got really upset by the idea of lions not being able to eat lava And Magcargo is baby mode compared to many many other pokemon
In what world are the lions going to destroy the switches? Nevermind the fact that the 1 billion lions are also fictional since there arent that many lions in the world.
I still refuse to see how kyogre summoning an ocean doesn’t just kill every single lion frame 1 lmao. Or groudon/entei summoning eruptions. Or y’know, rayquaza depleting the air of atmosphere. Nearly every box legend has some broken mechanic that just makes them auto win lol. Then there’s mythicals like celebi controls time and mew has access to any and all moves. Mewtwo obviously is just a murder machine. It goes on and on a billion lions may be a huge number but they won’t all act as a hive mind. Meanwhile most legendary pokemon have interacted and have sort of internal agreements to work together to protect their existence. If a billion lions attacked the pokemon would definitely all work in unison but the same can’t be said for the lions.
Depends largely on your frame of reference, but if you limit Pokémon to their video game abilities, they have Power Points and such which limit how much they could possibly do. Also, between “bite” being dark type and “scratch” being normal, the lions can cover immunities as well. Anime Pokémon and Pokédex canon Pokémon have attributes that make some of them nigh invincible, but neither is a consistent metric even in universe. Also, a billion lions is a huge amount and like 50% or more of the Pokémon are not the OP ones, so there’s a ton of slack to be picked up for by the legendaries etc.
Anime pokemon, you have actual god. Game pokemon, you have a dugtrio with earthquake. Pokedex pokemon, you have Macargo. This isn't close, pokemon win easily.
How can the Lions win if they're not even able to fight the pokemon? The rules of this match are not set well enough. Are the Pokemon able to exist in the same space as the lions? If the Pokemon can't kill the Lions well the Lions can't kill the Pokemon either. Pokemon have literal gods among them.
@butter_0021 The lions do not have a Pokemon trainer nor a Pokeball on their side. There are plenty of well documented cases of the power of the Pokemon gods. 😉
Yveltal can solo all of them, it'll use Oblivion Wing from a distance to recover any damage the lions could theoretically do to it and even if it somehow gets killed, it'll withdraw into a cocoon and absorb the life force of every living thing around it, eventually wake up again, and if any lions are still around somehow, it'll just continue the fight. No matter what happens, the lions can never win, and anyone who says otherwise doesn't truly know Pokemon
@@keldeo05 a deer with magical life powers that are opposite to its powers. Lions don't have that, in fact they're fighting against it, meaning any pokemon that die at the paws of the lions will be revived by it
I still don't understand how people think 1 billion lions would ever win. What are they going to do against alakazam or mewtwo just grabbing them all with Psychic and just mutilating their bodies, let alone pokemon like yveltal, which is literally the embodiment of death and can kill everything when it dies, so it's either the lions lose or everyone loses, so it's a lose-lose situation for the lions.
Well that’s the bit. A billion lions is a lot of lions is our only argument, and even then that gets thrown out when you realize that 1 of every variant of Pokémon includes the 4 billion versions of Spinda patterns, at which point the funnier bit is to fold because 4 billion Spinda, IS A LOT OF SPINDA
So you’re saying the lions, a crap ton of lions, can beat a bunch of cannon fodder continent shifting beings of mass destruction, and an omnipotent entity that created the Multiverse? Ok… 👌
OBJECTION!! .pokemon have supernatural powers that could destroy about 100 lions in one shot for some moves .rayquaza could swing around like a rope in the sky then float down into the crowd of lions knocking them all out maybe .god(arceus) .if lions can make a jacket or boat or ladder out of each other then that means pokemon could camp in the sky even if u might say it’s unfair .lions wouldn’t have the POKEMON MOVE bite
Prove Pokémon’s attacks can hit more than 5 things and being a god doesn’t mean it can’t die it can lose a fight to a ten year old plus lion ladder is only when the pokemon be pussies and camp in the sky
hoopa casually afk farming lions. gardevoir: hey lemme join *opens black hole* eternatus: hold mah beer magcargo: sitting still and kills everything that touches him
Pokémon win Here’s why Slugma solos them all because it’s body is 18000 degrees Fahrenheit which is almost 2x as hot as the sun so the lions would just melt away before they could attack
I love how when jack is talking normally he just sounds like he’s voicing Po.
I can not unhear this now
Oh god i hear it....
this is actually a phenomenon that we see very often with voice actors, where their voice sounds like their voice
Sounds nothing like Po
Wdym @@kindplanet1 he voiced Po, i cannot unhear it.
Altrive in a call with Jack Black has to be the zoom call with the most concentrated chaotic energy ever.
You ever see an OCD person compulsively doing something.
Polar opposite of Altrive&Jack Black in a call. Quantum opposites.
Kind of like, if you see a moderate person enjoying a beer... a terrorist is committing terror-acts. Polars opposites.
Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.
*don’t read my name.*🐈⬛
You sneaky bastard@@DontReadMyPicture477
@@DontReadMyPicture477ok 👍
Why bro look like roberidk though
The idea of 1 billion lions fighting a single physical game cartridge with one of every Pokémon on it tickles me in a way that I gotta reconsider my answer.
Still, a Billion Lions don’t exist. And if you say we can breed that many, than let’s say Pokémon are real.
@@Luna29191but it’s easier to have one billion lions exist than conjure up crazy genetically modified animals called Pokémon like mewtwo who are extremely powerful
@@Garnulad47 it would take so many years though, we don’t even have a million lions
@@Luna29191 arceus is literally a god
@@Garnulad47 i know?
The "Pokémon are only digital" argument is the only reasonable and correct argument the lion side has
Idk, a billion is a lot of lions
Wait till bro hear about lion ladder
@@Gavinsupangatwait till y’all hear about *g o d*
@@Metablade lion chair solo
But wait, there's a lion pokemon, so the pokemon side can use all the strategies the lions can :0
When Jack Black said "I.... Am imposter" it was really a moment of all time
"An Among Us Movie"
Foreshadowing be like:
"This guy is such a Sus Bag...!"
@@ruskah0307 "This.. is the emergency meeting table! Press the button.. and-"
*loud buzzer plays*
"It alerts everyone to the table."
That’s better than steve
If the argument against pokemon is that they don't exist you could also argue that 1 billion lions also don't exist. There simply aren't that many lions.
I like this point you have made.
but one billion lions could exist if we bred that many bc they're real animals
But if we take all existing lions and cap them at a billion and then take all existing Pokémon and cap them by one of every species, the (up to) one billion lions would win. I guess that is the point.
@@TheGukosarceus is literally god the lions would be so cooked
Space issue, not enough resources, climate, ecosystem, diseases, and territory issues. @@ronaldweasel2228
Jack Black: Well Pokémon exist only in the games, so the billion Lions would win.
New argument unlocked
*don’t read my name.*🐈⬛
He somehow knew about the best argument before even knowing the argument existed.
His argument almost makes me believe that he's thinking of Digimon
@@dasamont8274bro your pokemon are stored in a pc what are you talking about?
If lt was with the “they’re all in a Game cartridge” logic you gotta remember there’s no game with every Pokémon, and 1 billion lions is about as equally unrealistic.
Well Pokémon home could store all the Pokémon including their variants
Even all the Spinda variants? I haven't used home enough to see if it could store anything more than the first 3 boxes I used. It's my fault for waiting almost a year to store my pokemon even though I paid for a year plan. I just didn't have the money for pokemon bank. Either way, again, I didn't check how many boxes were included. Aside from that, and back to the Spindas, if there's over 4 billion Spinda variants, or so I heard, would they distract the lions enough? @@Yessirmanfcf
okay so we can have 1.1 billion lions right?
“One billion lions is a lot of lions” - Someone
jaiden animations, i believe. and jacobius alpharad. and everyone who agrees that the lions would win
@sorryiateyourgoldfish I'm pretty sure it was WolfyVGC during the debate with Jaiden, Schlatt, Alpharad about the 1 BIL lions or the 1 of every pokemon.
4 Billion Spindas is a lot of Spindas.
@@darkhorse744 true
I don’t think lions win because they get soloed by slugma he burns hotter than the surface of the sun what the lions doing to some sentient lava
This damn question will never cease. I even got in an argument with my non Pokemon fan friends about it a while back. After an hour of back and forth, one of my friends came to the conclusion that at some point they would stop fighting and....begin to procreate with each other. Now obviously there are Pokemon who can't breed however 1) I was tired of arguing and 2) the answer was extremely funny.
The true answer
Who can breed faster, 1 billion lions or 1 of every pokemon?
Here's a question what would win? A lion or a ghost type pokemon? Dosen't have to be pure ghost type
Ditto's gonna get real busy, then.
@@josephoneill3532 Lion's can bite so as long as it's specifically fighting with its teeth, they can hurt ghosts. But then again, most Ghost Pokemon are capable of levitation sooo might wanna break out the lion ladder.
Altrive’s online presence just makes me so happy. He’s so wholesome
Type 1 if this is wholesome
@@Hexatious1
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@@Hexatiousoooh that’s a tough 1!! ✨
1 billion hypothetical lions vs one of every pokemon.
Neither exist, but if both did, Gardevoir solos 1 billions lions. It can literally create black holes.
That would kill everyone too including gardevoir
Thats what i said! Also, Lions cant fly.
@@moltengears7483 she controls them she will be fine
@@crimson7000 not how black holes work
if it is one the gardevoir can control then it would need to be changed in its behaviour and if so it wouldnt work as well as you think it would
“We have fucking god on our side!”
“That’s a lot of lions though”
Are we forgetting the snail that’s as hot as the damn sun?
@@TristanLong-vc4pv Correction, hotter than our sun.
@@blueblurfan6303 I always forget if it’s hotter or equal to, thank you
what’s god gonna do, hide? Nah, these lions cook
A gangar blazes the lions alone 😭🙏
Jack unironically came the closest to cracking the fundamental problem with the question i have ever seen anyone get.
Edit: Its because if the battle takes place in the Pokemon world, the Lions win, but if it takes place in the Lion's world (ours, *probably* ), Pokemon win. Your answer is based entirely on which world you decide the fight takes place in, and Jack genuinely is the first person I've seen to actually take that into consideration.
pokemon solos
@@catsskewerthey are digital tho so they can't do anything
@@gamer_chillaxbut what if the lions were digital too?
@@gamer_chillaxso there's this thing called digimon
@@vitoriangamer7807 still alot of lions tho.,.,
I can’t tell if I’m insane because of sticking with the Pokémon side, or if I’m normal for it.
You are normal, you are smart
Everyone that think the lions win are idiots and have to think illogical things for the lions so they could have a "chance"
You’re just not handicapped
Considering the lion side keeps throwing conditionals, I'd say they're the crazy ones.
@@dootdootington386 EXACTLY
fr like wouldn’t arceus just one tap all of them?!
If Pokémon WERE alive... Lions wouldn't stand a chance.
Think about it.
Arceus, Zekrom, Reshiram, Victini, Mewtwo, etc.
but they are not alive, which changes everything
@ahmedmx3575 not the subject
yeah but a billion lions are a lot of lions
@OldSport3291 Yeah but Arceus is a god. + Victini, they will be virtually unbeatable. If not Arceus, the rest listed have a very large backup.
@@cwandtheblueenderman6568 yeah but a billion lions is a lot of lions
Alpharad spoke to Bowser no way
Alpharad spoke to Steve no way
Alpharad spoke to Po no way
Alpharad spoke to Nacho Libre no way
Alpharad spoke to Bigfoot's son no way
Alpharad spoke to that guy Iris falls in love with in The Holiday
My favorite part is when Jack Black said, "We are jablinski gaming" and jablinskied all over the place.
I forgot this meme existed
please don't bring this meme back lol
Nice jack frost pfp
He sounds like ai in this video
in 2024 bro
🎶I am doing tasks and shit and playing fuckin Among Us🎶
🎶Oh...mah gawd...Is that...Fuckin, Red?🎶
🎶Red, you're so sus. And with my cams youre gonna lose.🎶
@@Flameonoodle 🎶I am fuckin' sus🎶
🎶fligu gigu gigu gigu fligu gigu giga🎶
Someone make a jack black among us song now please
I think the pokemon would win tbh:
- Mewtwo used psychic
-drops all the lions from a fatal height (and maybe some of the pokemon as well)
-GGs
Alternate ending:
- yveltal dies
- absorbs the life force of all the lions
- GGs
I think the lions would win tbh:
- lion ladder
in pokemon psychic only hits one target at a time and has 10 power points. mewtwo uses psychic ten times -- possibly to lift a big rock and drop it on, say, 250 lions each -- there are still 999,997,500 lions left and mewtwo cannot use psychic anymore.
@user-mn3cd8xn1x
if we're talking about all the pokemon as they appear narratively, then practically every powerful pokemon (legendaries and mythicals) would be fighting each other rather than the lions.
Alternate alternate ending:
-gardevoir creates a black hole
-GGs
Alternate alternate alternate ending:
-Magcargo exists
-GGs
The most important question you could ever ask
Unless the lions destroy every console, every cartridge, and every pirated version, Pokemon will never die. The lions, however, are mortal. And with that many, they will probably starve to death after not too long.
You forget they will die too with the battery while their digital you see what Nintendo does
but also the silly lava snail is hotter than the Sun so
@@robertaguilar7628 The save data does not get destroyed just because the battery is empty. Pokemon do not die with their devices battery.
@@Lexi-ro7mk"oh we have a silly lava snail hotter than the sun" mf do you even know about the lion anti-melting technique? get that statement outta here
@@bryantf2509the lions will kill themselves, they aren't domestic animals
I can’t believe Jack Black would have such a wrong opinion
I can't believe you would
@@NateHomeless The Pokémon win no contest btw
1 billion lions ain't beating God @@NateHomeless
@@Mideivalban101zlion god
@@Mideivalban101z In lore, pokemon win, in game mechanics though? Pokemon still win, WolfeyVGC did a video on this a while ago
Pokemon have god... Just god, no jokes, no gag, they have god…
Since Pokémon only exist in the digital world, that means Pokémon will outlive the billion lions eventually
lol, good point
Nahhhh
Yeah pokemon are immortal
Pokemon aren't digimon.
Since there are not one billion lions in this world that means Pokémon win because the one billion lions don’t exist
“I…. AM IMPOSTER ‼️‼️‼️”
I... am Sus.
No, he's a traitor.
@@Tsunamicat108 This guy is such an imposter
Among us with THE Steve??
This is a fun hypothetical battle that has been debated a lot!
If you think about it from a practical standpoint, 1 billion lions are a lot of raw physical power. However, Pokémon have abilities that go beyond just strength-many can control elements, manipulate time and space, fly, and even have supernatural powers. Legendary Pokémon like Arceus, who is said to have created the universe, would likely be impossible for the lions to overcome. Pokémon like Kyogre can control entire oceans, while psychic-types could easily manipulate or control the lions' minds.
In sheer numbers, the lions have the advantage, but with the diversity of powers and abilities, the Pokémon would likely win this battle. Would you agree with that?
Good to know Jack Black understands that a billion lions is a lot of lions
Gardevoir: fucking blackwhole
Arceus: literal god
Giratina: the fucking devil
Dialga: time-stop and travelling trough time
Every ghost type: literally invincible
What's your point?
@@Split_Oficialthat’s what I’m saying!! Lions don’t stand a chance
@@Split_Oficialhe brought a good point that they are ‘digital’ so essentially you put all the pokemon in the PC and a billion lions just Stampede it.
Or the fact they are fictional so you just put your switch on the grounds and let the lions do their thing
@@Split_Oficial All get bodied by children with the funny balls and comparatively, comedically weaker pokemon... A maximum of 6 comedically weaker pokemon to be precise (especially in Arceus' case.) The lore and gameplay never match up on that one, but if we're taking it at face value that something like a charizard can do any amount of damage to an Arceus, a billion lions will certainly do a lot.
@@Genasidalyeah but usually those six “comedically weaker Pokemon” could each probably beat up a pride of lions any day of the week
Okay but pokemon have severe demigods and literally gods
But lions have a lot of lions!
@@Guyacrossthestreet but god
@@Guyacrossthestreet but god
@@Guyacrossthestreet but god
but are they real?
The fact that i realized that Altrive, Alpharad and Jack Black played among us with 7 other people, they were in the same video game, the same discord call (if they used discord of course), is so mind blowing.
Imagine, just IMAGINE the chaotic energy generated by Altrive/Pikmin 4 followed up by Alpha's ability to either be the smartest person in the room or just being Altrive's best buddy for Pikmin 4 shenanigans, all in front of Jack Black himself...
God, i wish i could go back in time and watch that stream happening in real time..
Jack black. Famous for having good opinions and making the right call.
I'm still trying to figure out what a Billion Lions do against just 1 Kyogre. Pretty sure you can't Lion Ladder out of the way of a Hurricane, and Lions can't strike under the Ocean. Where as Kyogre can. See also Lugia.
Lions cannot organize themselves and strategize. They'd stumble over eachother constantly and just get hit by every attack
And also arceus which is literal god
Lion stormshelter
@@henryetgesBut lions arent smart enough to do any of that, Pokemon on the other hand are as smart as humans and can organize themselves
Magcargo fucking evaporates lions
Bringing up this question is apparently an amazing way to boost video engagement lol
"one billion lions is a lot of lions"
"a black hole is pretty big" (Gardevior)
"The sun is pretty hot" (Macargo)
"125 Pps is a lot of punches per second" (Machamp)
"Continents are pretty heavy" (Regigigas)
"A Mountain is pretty tall" (Magikarp)
Gardevoir vs a piece of metal:
Sun level Macargo vs a small stream of water:
Machamp vs a bird:
Regigigas vs slow start:
Magikarp vs old rod:
In lore pokemon and in game pokemon are very different, in game pokemon lose very hard to 1 billion lions.
@@darthmaul7434but people don’t talk about the games, for whatever reason, the lion people use things from the lore and the games to justify themselves. (Btw in game pokemon are pathetic, I could probably beat up a machamp in game)
“god is pretty powerful” (arceus)
“death is kinda overpowered (yveltal)
Its still splash. That jump will still do zero damage.
Light that burns the sky says otherwise.
I was hoping they would ask "would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games or unlimited games but no games"
Lol maybe next time
Was too long ago
Nope, 1 billion lions lose, starting the war
no war is needed, you're right.
You mean Yveltal? @@unicatiscooler
@@bugnorder IT'S YAVUHLTAL 😡
@unicatiscooler Sorry, my bad, I meant yivaltal
What are they gonna do about a lion cannon????
Did he... Did he just confuse Pokémon with Digimon?
Well regardless if he confused Pokémon with Digimon both of them are digital and not real so no matter what argument you make here eternally could apply to both.
I would say Pokemon because of the fact that even though they are digital, most of them are gods that can kill anyone and anything at will!!!
1 of every Pokémon? So Arceus could be like, oops *thanos snaps* that’s better.
also gardevoir
-achoo *summons a blackhole*
Wrong. Lion ladder
Arceus can't do that, it isn't a god it's a avatar of a god and if ask any Christian those are vary killable
@@Gabriel-lh7gy gardevoir
@@ToddTheSock no trainer no black hole
Dude. Several of the pokemon are literal gods. The lions wouldn't stand a chance 😂
Lion jacket
The average house cat can take down a jrpg god, that's literally the Pokemon canon
Lion Ladder
Lion armor
I know, right??? Just one Spacial Rend could probably do it. Or if we want to go further, if the lions succeed in killing Yveltal, they lose! All the lions die!
Cant believe Jack Black gave the wrong answer smh.
I like alpharad but I lowkey hate the way they reacted to his answer
@@zaya_void6It’s the right answer though?
@@Guyacrossthestreet this is like not doing your math homework bcause theres not actually 356 oranges in the back of the pickup truck
@@GuyacrossthestreetWhat will they do against Yveltal? First of all it can fly, second of all, even if the Lions by some miracle kill it, it will drag all 1 billion Lions down with it, and comes back, and if either Dialga or Palkia die, its an automatic win forvthe pokemon, because Arceus stands above time, since it was born before time even existed
@@falco05 not reading that. Cope harder pokevirgin
One small issue: Miss Blackhole
Yes, it is what I call Gardevoir
Lion ladder?
There are Pokémon that are literal personifications of dark matter time space and God
Yea i feel like that makes this an easy question.
lion ladder
A billion is a lot tho
@@Deafinedplus lion slot machine and they roll three sevens and win
of course it was jack black lmao, dudes really chill
Wow, didn't even factor in the 4 billion different Spindas
Jack Black really picked the lions
OMG I forgot about those... They will confuse the lions so much they are easily defeated by the other Pokemon.
Well it’s just one of every pokemon so no!
@@Guyacrossthestreet Well, allow my to do the nerd thing and say UM ACTUALLY...
There are 4 billion different Spindas, each with their unique patterns. In fact, so unique that the Pokemon Company themselves treat each Spinda as their own different pokemon as they all have seperate pngs, and are registered separately in stuff like Pokemon Home.
They are technically different pokemon, all 4 billion of them.
So it truly is 1 billions lions vs 4 billion Spinda (and one of every pokemon ig)
@@QueenofAgnus the lions still win low diff. Cope harder pokevirgin
this feels like an acid trip but may stev- jack black had fun in amongus
You are telling me could ask anything if Jack Black and this was the chosen question. That is crazy. I love it though, we stick to the bit.
There are multiple pokemon that could solo 1 billion lions with little to no damage including but not limited to Seelix, Onix, Tyranitar, any one of the Creation Trio, Arceus, or any pokemon with Hyperbeam
The logic is that Pokémon are fictional characters in a digital world while lions are real.
@BrandonLung when looking at this question I see it as I an "if pokemon were real and it was possible to stage this event" what would happen, an in that case, pokemon win without a doubt.
@@flyingfishz I agree pokemon would 100% win. But the logic in the video says otherwise.
Can’t believe you got to play among us with Steve himself
I think one of every Pokémon would win because if I not mistaken a couple of them are literal gods
Digital world, idiot
Bro what tf are you on about, that’s clearly Steve 💀
One of every Pokémon would definitely win.
Technically speaking, the Pokémon have no way of hurting the lions.
@@BrandonLungwith that logic the lions couldn’t hurt the pokemon either, the real vs digital argument doesn’t work in the question’s context for either side
@@wiDOmAker04 I agree. All I am saying is what logic was used in the short.
This was probably the best day of Altrive’s life
NO IN THE POKÉMON UNIVERSE GOD, ARCEUS IS A POKÉMON
I can say, the Pokemon only need two Pokemon, which are yveltal and xernias. Yveltal gets killed by the lions, causing everybody to die, but xernias can't die, so there will ALWAYS be over 0 Pokemon alive.
Logic 🗿
@@jakobridley4047 lion revival ritual
@@sloowbroo oh damn I didn't think of that
@@jakobridley4047and you only need one lion ladder
Pokédex accurate Pokemon goes to the Pokemon. Being anywhere near Magcargo and you melt instantly. But if it’s game accurate then 1 billion is a lot.
If we go by game accuracy fish fly and Kanguskhan are born fully grown with a baby. So I'll take the version that... isn't that lol
Yeah and that’d mean the pokemon world is hotter than earth by a massive amount if the pokemon don’t burn so now wherever they fight either lions win to the pokemon being to cold on earth or pokemon win by lions being to hot on the pokemon universe
Even if a few die there's still enough to damage it enough times to kill it also I'm just because it's hotter then the sun doesn't mean you would melt by being near it, it's crazy how many people don't understand basic maths as magcargo is no where near as big as the sun and magma which is what magcargo is obviously bassed on is also hotter than the sun so please stop using magcargo as a Pokémon too op point its simply wrong and pokedex entries are stupid and constantly counterdict each other depending on the game and is full of stupid nonsense
@@thestupidfuncrisallstodios470 how about black holes would lions survive a black hole
@thestupidfuncrisallstodios470 Wow you got really upset by the idea of lions not being able to eat lava
And Magcargo is baby mode compared to many many other pokemon
I will say, although Jack Black has been getting a lot of heat with the Minecraft movie and his tweet of it, he is still such an amazing guy.
Jack, how could you betray us like that?!
I’ve always answered Pokemon however, if Jackson Blackson himself says lions I have to agree.
Naah
Shame he’s just objectively wrong
A billion lions versus 1000 Nintendo Switches...yeah Jack's got a point on this one.
The nintendo switches outlive the lions
But 1 billion lions are also not realistic…
I hate the conditional part of the question, if Pokémon were real who would win 1 of every Pokémon or 1 billion lions.
@@holdensaia5962 the pokemon
In what world are the lions going to destroy the switches? Nevermind the fact that the 1 billion lions are also fictional since there arent that many lions in the world.
"Yes that is the question"
Not them saying lions would win when pokemon has GOD on they're side
I still refuse to see how kyogre summoning an ocean doesn’t just kill every single lion frame 1 lmao. Or groudon/entei summoning eruptions.
Or y’know, rayquaza depleting the air of atmosphere. Nearly every box legend has some broken mechanic that just makes them auto win lol. Then there’s mythicals like celebi controls time and mew has access to any and all moves. Mewtwo obviously is just a murder machine. It goes on and on a billion lions may be a huge number but they won’t all act as a hive mind. Meanwhile most legendary pokemon have interacted and have sort of internal agreements to work together to protect their existence. If a billion lions attacked the pokemon would definitely all work in unison but the same can’t be said for the lions.
Listen man, it's pretty simple...
a billion lions is a lot of lions
The way I see it, Kyogre is the one surrounded. What's underneath the ocean? That's right, more land.
Magcargo and slugma solo though
@@chrisfischer41 ah yes the only argument that a billion lions can defeat god and the devil and the gods of time and space there's a lot of lions
FR like what about Arceus like bro literally CREATED all the POKEMON 😭
I can’t see how the lions win even with such an advantage in numbers. Pokémons just too OP in my opinion. Someone enlighten me please 😅
Lion ladder
Lion supporters are all either shitposters or stupid and stubborn. Lots of people like that on the internet.
A billion lions is a lot of lions tbf
@@butter_0021Lion Catapult to get the flying ones
Depends largely on your frame of reference, but if you limit Pokémon to their video game abilities, they have Power Points and such which limit how much they could possibly do. Also, between “bite” being dark type and “scratch” being normal, the lions can cover immunities as well. Anime Pokémon and Pokédex canon Pokémon have attributes that make some of them nigh invincible, but neither is a consistent metric even in universe. Also, a billion lions is a huge amount and like 50% or more of the Pokémon are not the OP ones, so there’s a ton of slack to be picked up for by the legendaries etc.
No way Steve
Anime pokemon, you have actual god. Game pokemon, you have a dugtrio with earthquake. Pokedex pokemon, you have Macargo. This isn't close, pokemon win easily.
Lion ladder?
How can the Lions win if they're not even able to fight the pokemon? The rules of this match are not set well enough. Are the Pokemon able to exist in the same space as the lions?
If the Pokemon can't kill the Lions well the Lions can't kill the Pokemon either.
Pokemon have literal gods among them.
Welcome. It must be overwhelming with this being your first day on the internet.
@butter_0021 this is not the argument I was hoping for. :)
Are you sure it's not your first day?
@@alext6933 if Pokémon god is so strong how does a 10 year old walk up to him unposed and throw a ball at him that permanently traps him.
@butter_0021 The lions do not have a Pokemon trainer nor a Pokeball on their side. There are plenty of well documented cases of the power of the Pokemon gods. 😉
@@alext6933 “documented times of there power” like when Arceus was trapped in concrete and died?
he went with the wrong answer oof
@@Dragon_14 Fr hehe
Yveltal can solo all of them, it'll use Oblivion Wing from a distance to recover any damage the lions could theoretically do to it and even if it somehow gets killed, it'll withdraw into a cocoon and absorb the life force of every living thing around it, eventually wake up again, and if any lions are still around somehow, it'll just continue the fight.
No matter what happens, the lions can never win, and anyone who says otherwise doesn't truly know Pokemon
Yeah but a billion lions is a lot of lions
Bro yveltal loses to a deer, he's not beating a lion
@@keldeo05 a deer with magical life powers that are opposite to its powers. Lions don't have that, in fact they're fighting against it, meaning any pokemon that die at the paws of the lions will be revived by it
@@aegis84spinda have 4 billion patterns(and they treated like different pokemon, like in pokemon home.) so 4 billion spinda is a lot of spindas
Lion ladder ez win
This is actually an amazing argument, why is it so amazing? "Well the pokemon would be real and arceus is god"
"So is azlan from narnia"
Kyogre using water spout while all the other ones use helping hand:
I still don't understand how people think 1 billion lions would ever win. What are they going to do against alakazam or mewtwo just grabbing them all with Psychic and just mutilating their bodies, let alone pokemon like yveltal, which is literally the embodiment of death and can kill everything when it dies, so it's either the lions lose or everyone loses, so it's a lose-lose situation for the lions.
Well that’s the bit. A billion lions is a lot of lions is our only argument, and even then that gets thrown out when you realize that 1 of every variant of Pokémon includes the 4 billion versions of Spinda patterns, at which point the funnier bit is to fold because 4 billion Spinda, IS A LOT OF SPINDA
@@normalpersonlivingtheirlifespindas make a spinda tower to spinda fall over the lions
Funny to think he confused Pokemon with fucking Digimon 😭
Well not really both are video games series’
@@frownyclowny6955 wdym
@@hedgehogpower194pokemon don’t exist in real life
@@Kukalooka no shit sherlock
@@hedgehogpower194 if it's so obvious then how did you not pick up on it?
So you’re saying the lions, a crap ton of lions, can beat a bunch of cannon fodder continent shifting beings of mass destruction, and an omnipotent entity that created the Multiverse?
Ok… 👌
OBJECTION!!
.pokemon have supernatural powers that could destroy about 100 lions in one shot for some moves
.rayquaza could swing around like a rope in the sky then float down into the crowd of lions knocking them all out maybe
.god(arceus)
.if lions can make a jacket or boat or ladder out of each other then
that means pokemon could camp in the sky even if u might say it’s unfair
.lions wouldn’t have the POKEMON MOVE bite
Black hole Gardevoir
Prove Pokémon’s attacks can hit more than 5 things and being a god doesn’t mean it can’t die it can lose a fight to a ten year old plus lion ladder is only when the pokemon be pussies and camp in the sky
Lion ladder, must I say more?
@@Bruv961 just knock it over and lions are not smart enough to do that
@@Mr.mccaloo lion armour
"I... AM CREWMATE"🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
But did you know?
"I am Steve"
love jack black but the pokemon team has multiple gods and deities on its side lol
Arceus:*poofs the lions out of existence*
Bro has connections with Minecraft movie steve
Dead ass thought you were RobertIDK for a second
hoopa casually afk farming lions.
gardevoir: hey lemme join *opens black hole*
eternatus: hold mah beer
magcargo: sitting still and kills everything that touches him
Mewto process to fly up in the sky
The lions:
-oh true we can't fly 😭
using Pokemon logic, I'd say a billion lions. being lore accurate, I'd say one of every Pokemon.
Vaporeon : can freely control water during storms, arceus: literally god.
Lions: lion ladder
@@Bruv961 thats not fucking possible but i give you credit for trying 😭😭😭🙏🙏
I have never been disappointed by jack black a single time in my whole life
Sure 1 billion lions takes up like an entire continent but what are they gonna do when arceus just... Makes the continent disappear
Lion Rocket™ - jaiden
@lepuha25 how about rotom just hacks a real rocket, Or nuke.
If Pokémons were real, the lions didn't have a chance
I'm on the pokemon side. Bro Arceus can just wipe them out all at once
Lion ladder solos
Alpha, one billion lions does not survive one gardevoir. Canonically😂
Alright fine, I concede. If Jack Black declares that the One Billion Lions win, then I accept my defeat. Go home trainers, we fought well!
I’m 90% sure Jack Black in his head went
“that’s a lot of lions”
The digital argument is literally the ONLY possible lion pro argument
Love the 12 Oz mouse Pic. Matches the energy ahahah
never been more disappointed in Jack Black.
Pokémon win Here’s why
Slugma solos them all because it’s body is 18000 degrees Fahrenheit which is almost 2x as hot as the sun so the lions would just melt away before they could attack
Jack black is the most chill celebrity
We’re just ignoring how Pokémon has a god of space and time