A real man must: •Be as swift as the coursing river •With the force of a great typhoon •With the strength of a raging fire •Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Have you ever heard of penis hair most people will shave it but having penis hair actually is good for you because it blocks bacteria and other diseases and chest hair so being hairy is actually good for your health
Messyourself is one of the best UA-camrs in the world
death game so trie
death game THE best.
Super true
No lie
no not "is one of the best UA-camrs"
The Best youtubers
This video is my favourite I love his comedy, keep it up champ
messyourself: a real man would hide the fact that your seeing another woman
me: a real man wouldnt have a second woman
Gtyjuhh in go back and I can go
Jhkjdw do a so I'm
@@clacybarnett6739 huh? maybe its just me but your making no sense....im tired but have a fantastic day
7:00 “women actually don’t know how to open doors”
Me: what
*tries opening a door*
Also me: omg he’s right
Hah
Oml that's me when I too lazy to open a door ●-●
Awkward and hilarious
Situations, each with multiple
Outcomes depending on the
Decisions you make
Literally not a minute in the video
Me: *checks comments section*
Ernest John Marquez same
Lol same
Lol yeah can relate
:c I always do that
not even a minute in the video *me sees this comment*
The moonwalk got me laughing a lot tho
Yea
lol
Cuz it jason
Old messyourself was a legend rip
Messyourself:don't walk behind a girl
The girls in the long line:it took me two days to see Billie Billie illich (idk how to spell him)
No it's Billie eyelash
@Ayushman Sarkar damnit bro I'm not a fan,plus I regret this comment but sometimes you just gotta see you're 1 year younger self.
YEEEESSSS MORE MESSYOURSELF!!!
Cooooooooooool
Wow you're getting a seizure for a new messyourself video..makes sense!
Jafaar Jafaar XD
5:05 Casually flips us off.
Mess is a legend
No one will ever forget him
The best
@@malice4439 agree
@@malice4439 Oh, sorry I wasn't looking what I am writing lol
@@malice4439 Well we are under messyourself video so it is understandable lol
Messyourself: you must be twelve
me:MOM messyourself is looking through my camera
XD
2 years later, still entertaining.
Come on now, where is this man's 10 million?
Zexxor flamingo background
@@YeetYeet-hs8yn Don't know how to get rid of it :/
.
@@YeetYeet-hs8yn Tell me how.
Forgot
2:23
ME: Walking down the street and my Michael Jackson mode activated.
A real man must:
•Be as swift as the coursing river
•With the force of a great typhoon
•With the strength of a raging fire
•Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Underrated
messyourself is almost at 1 million
I lught wen da scenes of macheal jackson😂😃
where should a man pee??
Who else searched this game up in the App Store immediately
I love your videos
2:22 is the best part
I know XD
Dev gets 10% of the votes.
Joe gets twice as many votes as Holly.
What percentage of the votes does the winner get?
Were is she going ha! 😂🤣
Soooooo funny
Istg these videos help my mental health during quarantine 🤣
if anyone wanna play this game it
s called ''be a man : Do The Right Thing - Funny Puzzle Game ''
HI
Hi
Messyourself = it is this finger
Me = it's the ring finger
The thing I love about messyourself is ABSOLUMENT TOUT (transilate)
12ddddďddd
Pmhgxf#=
"Where should a man pee"
-brandon
Messyourself: your probably a 12 years old in disguise
Me: I'm 16
Yea yea, been here since 12 though
I’m 14
MessYourself is one of the best UA-camrs in in the world
That isn’t a new thing for messyourself to be the best UA-camr
Hi
Hi
HOW ARE PEOPLE STILL PLAYING OUR GAME
MAKER:SOME INDIAN GUY PLAYS IT
Yo messyourself do your arms get saw when you do ur intro lmao
I would pick my mum because there are plenty of fish in the sea 😂
We love u Messyourself
MessYourself Gaming will reach 1M subscriber
“She’ll get wet later if you know what I’m saying”
How did I know he was going to say that........
Messyourself : Where should a man pee
UA-cam: 1 day ago
Can you make some more videos of yandre simulator please Brandon
Both
Everyone knows you have to pull up the trip for the woman to become a gentleman
mess yourself im your big fan
If you want to be a man well you can oh and to I’m the only view right now
The only door women can open is the refrigerator door
5:07 that's when I use it
This game is abt to be a simp
Damn brandon really be naming out spies
Idk why this is funny but when Brandon gives the bird its funny
I Don't know how To Be a Man i'm a Women
This game should be called how to be a simp
Tittle: girl prepose to messyourself / Brandon
at the wedding: messyourself : I do the girl: wait I prepose too you right messyourself : wut
Have you ever heard of penis hair most people will shave it but having penis hair actually is good for you because it blocks bacteria and other diseases and chest hair so being hairy is actually good for your health
I CAN OPEN A DOOR
This is howe Manny Times he say STOUPED WOMEN OR WHAT I DO 🙏😎👍
5:05
I want messyourself and Daz to collaborate
Brandon is my fav youtuber
DID MESSYOURSELF JUST PUT A METAL FINGER!!!!!
Where’s this mans 1 mil
You’re right coach
Yeah no, I’m not being a slave for women, I’m not a simp
well Brandon I'm 13!
So you're supposed to jump on the girl screaming HYPNOPOTAMUSNOSE.
Thumbnail:
The totally real arrow points to a empty thing
For maybe a new game can you play dayz it’s on xbox pc and PS4 zombie game :)
Brandon theres a new yander simualter update go play it
Hey messyourself have you ever drop the soap???
This game should be called be a simp
6:58 -
A lesbian relationship would be a nightmare.
The fact that he flicks us off
My mom because I don’t have a girlfriend I am a girl
10:22
aaaaah-
I lol I can't stop laughing
Messyourself wasn't it your birthday 4 days ago what did you do
He said 12 year old boy and that's me
Same
I'm just a different gender XD
3:34 Brandon says she not he
I can Lyft8K jeez with one hand that’s true
Mom bc you can never get a new mom but you can get a new girlfriend
HUH? FIFTH Wheel Was NPGT!?
Brandon how do you know that there are a lot of people with harry bums are watching
0:18 How did you know??
On his hand
i woud save the mom
Ya
Who else here is watching this at 12 at night will eating an apple
i would save my wife over my mum but i would save my mum over my gf
3:35
She 😂
How do I do the bomb squad level
Messyourself I'm 10
I’m a big fan but which country do you live on and because I really want to meet you I’m the biggest fan I move in six
He lives in England
ill choose my mom cause i love her
I would save none
16:22 instead u should always respect humans or every living being I say so
I'm a woman :3 BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I hope you reach 100000000000000 followers😍😍😍😗😘😙😚
MASON 8
5:01 bro is in a middle finger