The scariest part about this is that we don’t even know what the affected portion is. Is it an infection? Is is the effect of a chemical? Is it just something else?
Or, is it the creation of a serial-killer-by-proxy who believes in an imaginary "contamination" that must be "cleansed", and is making and distributing these abominable machines in an effort to infect the minds of others with his own sickness...?
this seems like an actual product companies would sell for personal home usage in a situation like that. its like the corona mask but replace it with a home amputator
@@tree48203 There's just lot of the same thing in many analog horror vids and a lot of unremarkable vids, but this series is really interesting and stands out
Dude. In a barren wasteland of imagination full of Local 58 copycats, you're the only one I've seen so far who clearly is trying to do something different. And there is so much to draw from... weather reports, corporate safety videos, PIF's... when I was a kid there was a VHS at home that had english lessons, I remember the long pauses it left for you to repeat what was just said, they creeped me out a little. You used just the right amount of disturbing. I'm subscribed, of course. Keep at it!
When law enforcement in Poland started using those ankle tags for house arrest, a local humorous talk show aired a fake commercial for "Amputomax", a device for removing the tag together with the limb it is attached to.
Damn, this is legitimately really good! I love the subtlety and how it keeps you guessing what the device is for until the payoff. I’m curious as to what setting this takes place in. Is it a disease epidemic in which the only hope for survival is looping off the infected part? A zombie apocalypse maybe? I’d love to see more of this stuff.
Really creepy, the first analog horror video that actually made me feel uncomfortable in the sense of "what's next?". Luckily you didn't use cheap methods such as jumpscares and left instead room for our imaginations. Subscribed!
Perfectly timed. I actually scrubbed thru the entire video knowing there will be none of those jumpscare thingy but still. It tickled my bones the moment "LIVE DEMO" showed up.
Loved this. Kept expecting a jump scare or for the video to cut to some weird found footage but instead it was just a "legitimate" cassette for a surprisingly disturbing product. The use of subtlety is a nice breath of fresh air in the horror genre right now. Too many horror creators think that horror is at it's best when it's throwing monsters and jump scares at you left and right. They couldn't be more wrong though. Horror is at it's best when it uses subtlety. When it lets your imagination run wild with fear and anticipation. In fact, it's often the things that let that anticipation build up through use of subtle horror that sticks with us the longest because our minds desperately want closure and so we will continue to imagine and wonder about the truth of the horror we see. It creates a feeling of unease, and that is where horror is at it's best. That's when it gets under your skin. Jump scares and monsters may give us a shock and some fear in the moment, but, as quickly as the scene happens, the fear is over just as fast. But when a film creates an unsettling feeling without ever showing a monster or jump scare, it lasts much longer.
I gotta say, I stumbled on this thanks to a “What is analog horror” video, and this is done really well. The music, the VHS effects… and the build up, I just don’t know the hell this is going to do?? I realized though about 3 minutes in….
this is extremely well made!!!! i love the jettison of overused glitch and jumpscares that everyone is using- really nailed analog horror here :))))))))
I found this late but I think this series could go somewhere. It wasn't impossible to interpret and it raised a few questions as to just how normalized a device like this is in that world and why it would be necessary in the first place.
i just came here to say that, again, this vid is really good. i really hope you make some more, ofc no pressure, no art should be done without feeling the need to make it but i just want to say that i, personally, would really like to see more :3 cheers!!
Ummmm yes hello is this customer service? Ok well my "live demonstration" part of the tape seems to be corrupted or broken? Yeah it like goes crazy at the end..... no i didnt get a warranty...... honestly i dont even know how i got here And why i bought this......yeah ok by.... 0 out of 5 review This vid is awesome btw
Great concept and execution, filled me with dread once I realized that the product was called "SCALPere". There are a number of spelling mistakes though: "perform", not "preform", and there's no d in "congratulations". Those stood out to me but there are others.
Section 4: Live Demonstration UA-cam: *Pulls out gun* Illbego Corp: Ok ok! We will blur it out and it won’t even show the hand cutting! UA-cam: *Drops gun*
It was cool, but throughout the vid fact that illego corp would waste a lot of money on cassetes bothered me too much. If they just going to show text and images they would just include paper manual, live demonstration could easily be skipped. On a second thought it would make sence to record a cassette with narration.
i think i know what the live demonstration is. it looks like an arm, where the hand is severely bend down, almost like it was cut so deep that it’s hanging by a threat. maybe i’m wrong but that’s what i see.
This VCR is so used, wonder who used it that much **BREAKING NEWS, THE SCALPERE 2000 IS A KILLING MACHINE** Mom:Where's the my han- Dad:Where's the Ikea instructions for the scalpere? Me:WHAT THE FU-
The scariest part about this is that we don’t even know what the affected portion is. Is it an infection? Is is the effect of a chemical? Is it just something else?
Or, is it the creation of a serial-killer-by-proxy who believes in an imaginary "contamination" that must be "cleansed", and is making and distributing these abominable machines in an effort to infect the minds of others with his own sickness...?
yup.
this seems like an actual product companies would sell for personal home usage in a situation like that. its like the corona mask but replace it with a home amputator
With the analog horror scene getting worse of late, it's nice to see a diamond in the rough. Great job.
How is it getting worse? Sorry I’m new to this media can you explain why?
@@tree48203 There's just lot of the same thing in many analog horror vids and a lot of unremarkable vids, but this series is really interesting and stands out
@@DanRoom27 what do they repeat?
@Nod13 why are they cutting there hands off? Some kind of disease
@@tree48203 mostly the same old tropes of the eas, glitching, etc.
Instructions unclear, foreskin caught in gear wheels, pls send help...
Snip Snip buddy.
@@elusive-osmium oh no
Dude.
In a barren wasteland of imagination full of Local 58 copycats, you're the only one I've seen so far who clearly is trying to do something different. And there is so much to draw from... weather reports, corporate safety videos, PIF's... when I was a kid there was a VHS at home that had english lessons, I remember the long pauses it left for you to repeat what was just said, they creeped me out a little. You used just the right amount of disturbing. I'm subscribed, of course. Keep at it!
analog archive is good aswell
@@circleinforthecube5170 what about Gemini home entertainment???1?
@@samirmalo yeah hes good aswell
@@circleinforthecube5170 wait till you see channel 7
Lmao imagine being a Local 58 rip off
Couldn’t be us.....
Am I the only one who found this funny right off the bat?
"DIY Amputation/Beheading/Scalping Machine! Call now!"
When law enforcement in Poland started using those ankle tags for house arrest, a local humorous talk show aired a fake commercial for "Amputomax", a device for removing the tag together with the limb it is attached to.
Now, this...THIS, is how you do horror. The buildup, the anticipation, the reveal of what this thing does, it's all so masterfully done.
underrated as fuck
This series looks seriously promising. Shame that we only got one episode so far
Ikr
never got another one sadly
Doubt we’ll get another one now
We need more ILLBEGO!
Does anyone else listen to this for just the music? This shit fuckin jams in 2023
If you want the music, it is "Front2back" by 18 carrat affair.
The music got me vibing.
Damn, this is legitimately really good! I love the subtlety and how it keeps you guessing what the device is for until the payoff. I’m curious as to what setting this takes place in. Is it a disease epidemic in which the only hope for survival is looping off the infected part? A zombie apocalypse maybe? I’d love to see more of this stuff.
Really creepy, the first analog horror video that actually made me feel uncomfortable in the sense of "what's next?". Luckily you didn't use cheap methods such as jumpscares and left instead room for our imaginations. Subscribed!
SECTION 4
Live Demonstration
Me: Noooo No No No No No NoNoNo!
Perfectly timed. I actually scrubbed thru the entire video knowing there will be none of those jumpscare thingy but still. It tickled my bones the moment "LIVE DEMO" showed up.
The name of the background music is "18 Carat Affair - Front2Back"
Loved this. Kept expecting a jump scare or for the video to cut to some weird found footage but instead it was just a "legitimate" cassette for a surprisingly disturbing product. The use of subtlety is a nice breath of fresh air in the horror genre right now. Too many horror creators think that horror is at it's best when it's throwing monsters and jump scares at you left and right. They couldn't be more wrong though. Horror is at it's best when it uses subtlety. When it lets your imagination run wild with fear and anticipation. In fact, it's often the things that let that anticipation build up through use of subtle horror that sticks with us the longest because our minds desperately want closure and so we will continue to imagine and wonder about the truth of the horror we see. It creates a feeling of unease, and that is where horror is at it's best. That's when it gets under your skin. Jump scares and monsters may give us a shock and some fear in the moment, but, as quickly as the scene happens, the fear is over just as fast. But when a film creates an unsettling feeling without ever showing a monster or jump scare, it lasts much longer.
This person made a banger of an analog horror, then dipped.
"Congradulations"? Spellcheck time!
Much much better than 90% of the Local 58 ripoffs out there. Good work!
Really subtle and sharp, I love it! I can't wait to see more of this series!!
8/10 would recommend
the only analogue horror video with banging beats
i liked it
waiting for more, looks promising so far
Happy 1 year anniversary to ILLBEGO! Please come back.
I know it's been 9 months but pls don't give up on this
it's much better than those local 58 rip offs
I gotta say, I stumbled on this thanks to a “What is analog horror” video, and this is done really well. The music, the VHS effects… and the build up, I just don’t know the hell this is going to do?? I realized though about 3 minutes in….
damn it sucks to see that this is the only upload of this potential series :(
not gonna lie i was too busy vibing to the music to notice the horror part
STOP THIS HAS GIVEN ME INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS AND NIGHTMARES FOR THREE DAYS NOW WHAT THE FUCK
Watching and listening this video another time, it's oddly relaxing.
Video: Live Demonstration
My eyes: *W I D E N*
this is extremely well made!!!! i love the jettison of overused glitch and jumpscares that everyone is using- really nailed analog horror here :))))))))
The visuals are amazing and extremely accurate. Very nice job.
I’m glad UA-cam recommended me this!
beautiful dimension and depth to this analog horror my respects to whoever made this
I found this late but I think this series could go somewhere. It wasn't impossible to interpret and it raised a few questions as to just how normalized a device like this is in that world and why it would be necessary in the first place.
Will there ever be another video on this channel? I really want to see more of this!
I think the build-up here is great, like "children and pets - the smallest patriots" great.
underrated af, some good analog horror💋
what's the music name tho
18 Carat Affair - Front2Back
Wow, one and done? Too bad if that's the case. This was definitely intriguing and left me wanting more.
This was so good! I'd love to see more of this.
commenting for when this is crazy popular 😩
i just came here to say that, again, this vid is really good. i really hope you make some more, ofc no pressure, no art should be done without feeling the need to make it but i just want to say that i, personally, would really like to see more :3 cheers!!
even though this is a relatively old upload, i can't wait to see what you do with your series.
heh
@@samtinkle9076 heh
babe wake up new bottom surgery just dropped
I really want to know the song that starts around 0:13, its so spacey 😌
That'd be "Front2back" by 18 Carat Affair 👍
really interesting stuff, great work
all the local 58s...
idk what's going on...
but this is like...truly horrifying
the first time i'll get disturbed long time after local 58
Ummmm yes hello is this customer service? Ok well my "live demonstration" part of the tape seems to be corrupted or broken? Yeah it like goes crazy at the end..... no i didnt get a warranty...... honestly i dont even know how i got here And why i bought this......yeah ok by....
0 out of 5 review
This vid is awesome btw
That was very nice! Simple and perfect
I hope someday we'll get another episode of this creative analog horror story
Great concept and execution, filled me with dread once I realized that the product was called "SCALPere". There are a number of spelling mistakes though: "perform", not "preform", and there's no d in "congratulations". Those stood out to me but there are others.
In a rare case of reverse spelling error, they used the word 'lose' to describe something that is 'loose'. You never really see that in writing.
This is awesome! I subscribed.
This music is a bop tho
I just want it back...
Please continue this ARG!
this is mildly terrifying
This is really good dude
Illbego tten?
I just use my Scalpere 2000 as a vegetable slicer, sooo…
I want an actual VHS of this.
Maybe one of those VHS-to-digital outfits can help you with that.
You should be able to design and print the labels and box yourself.
Section 4: Live Demonstration
UA-cam: *Pulls out gun*
Illbego Corp: Ok ok! We will blur it out and it won’t even show the hand cutting!
UA-cam: *Drops gun*
It was cool, but throughout the vid fact that illego corp would waste a lot of money on cassetes bothered me too much. If they just going to show text and images they would just include paper manual, live demonstration could easily be skipped. On a second thought it would make sence to record a cassette with narration.
Wait
ILLBEGO
is a alternate version of the word
"I'll be go"
*NAME CONFIRMED*
Broke: Aight Imma head out
Woke: Aight Ill be go
I think he did indeed go
thanks for the tutorial now i can use my scalper 2000
please bro keep this series upppp
My working theory is that this has something to do with a virus of some kind, necessitating quick removal of limbs.
Commander Tartar goes against this.
Now. Can this cutter be used for other items besides cutting off parts of your body that have gotten injured?
This is a serious question.
It was not
Wonderful work.
Still use this song as my ringtone
I pick up my phone so fast you dont know
3 years later: *cricket sound effect*
The French call it a "Guillotine"
MOAR!
Ayo this beat kindo go hard
The weirdest part of this video is how "perform" is consistently spelled "preform."
i think i know what the live demonstration is. it looks like an arm, where the hand is severely bend down, almost like it was cut so deep that it’s hanging by a threat. maybe i’m wrong but that’s what i see.
This is great
Clicked on this thinking it was some dark transmission music tbh
futuristic guillotine
A e s t h e t I c
Please make more off this
Help, what is the groovy song that's playing?
The song is very groovy. What is it called?
Front 2 Back by 18 Carat Affair
Que calidad, le doy un 10/10.
bro i wish i could make something like this but i dk how
What is the music playing it’s pretty nice
Front 2 Back by 18 Carat Affair
but I hope you've found out by now
i love it
Why does this channel have a Jshlatt playlist?
Jurassic, you've got nearly 2000 subscribers from just one video. Can you please give us another one soon?
It's been 4 years.
10/10. Wouldn’t recommend for papercuts tho
it's a bit too blurry it hurts my eyes, but other than that good job!
Shitpost moments
0:14 Lo-Fi Hip Hop
This VCR is so used, wonder who used it that much
**BREAKING NEWS, THE SCALPERE 2000 IS A KILLING MACHINE**
Mom:Where's the my han-
Dad:Where's the Ikea instructions for the scalpere?
Me:WHAT THE FU-
MetropolisGreens
Snip snip
what
3:39 uh fuck
Dude the music is a banger
372nd subscriber
where is the horror part in all of this? it really went over my head
Feel like shit
Just want Illbego Corp back