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HOW DARE YOU NOT LIKE INDIANA JONES & THE DIAL OF DIVERSITY???!?!??!???!?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I thought the movie was good,but alr
Did the aliens of the Crystal Skull give humans the ability to time travel,
Or did a religious God do it....?
🔥If the story doesn't make any "cents" [sense],🔥
🔥 then nobody makes any dollars🔥
😂👌🏽
You gotta it to Kathleen Kennedy, it's incredible how many franchises she has destroyed. Just phenomenal
She's burnt down everything George built that's even moderately known. Almost as if she planned it that way...... Either she did or she's the worst executive ever or both
Shes a savant of failure
At this point I’m thinking she’s some type of Chinese communist party spy sent to destroy American culture from the inside 😂
*cue in hanna montana's song about wrecking balls*
@@TheDudeAbides180 she must really hate him .
How do you create a multi million dollar franchise? Give Kathleen Kennedy a multi billion dollar franchise!
They're actually LOSING money now.
@@KasumiKenshirouDeservedly so. They had a bunch of golden eggs and they blew it.
@@RhysCallinan-cg5ww"Pay no attention to the goose corpse behind Kathleen's desk!"
Omg! Don't do Robby like that! Robby Rotten was a better written and better developed character than most movie characters we've had in the last ten years.
She had robby Rotten energy but none of the charm
@@ItsAGundam she ain't number 1 that's for damn sure.
@@Studioterrel She ain't even number 2, because that'd be an insult to turds everywhere.
Rip the actor
@@barret-xiii touche and well said.
It was insane watching them write a compelling arc for Indy with his age and death of his son just to have him constantly get shit on by StRoNg WoMaN the next scene
The very first movie of the franchise already had a strong female baddass character in it, kid. Do you suffer from dementia?
I didn't know you hated strong women appearing in every Indiana Jones movie since 1981!
@@DachshundDogStarluck19 yeah because my comment is about all previous movies not just the newest one
@@DachshundDogStarluck19That wasn't a strong woman. That was a 'sley kween gurlbawss anti-man bad writing-instilled' thing stealing Indy's spot because "muuuuh equality but women are more equal than men hurr" sexist brainfart directing it.
I agree, killing his son I thought was an interesting way to go and then adding his age could of been a real interesting arc. Like give me a flashback of how Mut died or the argument of why he joined the military. Not just "his son died in a war, Marianne had grief, Indy had grief, he moved out" great story bro.
If the Crystal Skull graped Indy, Kathy caved Indy's skull in with a golf club. Sorry for your loss, Indy fans
And force everyone in the audience to press the button to cave in his skull
I see what you did there.
Brock Lesner's daughter holding the club.
Dragonforce-Thought To The Fire and Flames
It caved in its skull and left the Franchise on Life support
Bet there gonna make some dumb spin off serie with Indiana's daughter Wombat and not short round aka Shortfuse what a waste time.
As Razorfist predicated, "You will *_BEG_* for George Lucas by the end."
Weren't we begging for him since TLJ? Or is he talking to Disney?
He definitely was right.
George is an old man now, his power is weak...
George Lucas could record himself going about his normal day, getting breakfast, reading a book & taking a shit and it’d be infinitely more entertaining to me than any of the woke feminist agenda BS Disney has been pushing out.
An old white man at that
One of the most eerie trends that I’ve started to notice is the destruction, vitriolic intent, & humiliation of any piece of past culture/media & people trying to paint over it with something artificial & hollow.
It’s like they are trying to gaslight us into believing the past sucked & to worship the dystopian future without critical thought.
Honestly, it becomes more demented the more you think about this thought on a deeper level.
Haven’t you read Klaus Schwab’s books? This is part of their multi faceted plan for the future.
And specifically to any stories of the past featuring male leads. What's most humiliating about it is that men don't even necessarily need to sit there and take it, but they do. Day after day the "Back to the kitchen, woman" joke seems less like a joke and more like the optimal choice for survival. Or at least sanity maintenance.
Daniel 7:25 KJV things will be rewritten and changed dawg. That’s how it’s going
To these people, the past is a dark, medieval place full of -ists, -phobes, and ignorance. They wish to show us their glorious utopian future, if only we would shut up and get in line.
Same, it seems there's a global conspiracy to suppress culture. In America that's the suppression of pop culture
The fact that they didn't resolve the murder charges or explain his gun shot suddenly healing and or how they would have all fit in that small plane with an unconscious dying Indy tells me they absolutely changed the ending last minute. Just like John Williams said they were going to.
Obviously they left that homeless pilot to die in the past. To make sure he didn't change history they stabbed him with the spear tip that was by Indy's bed when he woke up. Fleabag sold the plane to cover the medical expenses.
The hardest part of the movie to get into is finding Phoebe Waller Bridge as a sexy woman. That was asking for too much.
Gun to my head, watch new Indiana Jones again, or Flash again. I'll take the bullet, please 😅
are you sure she wasnt born with a penis?
Heroine helps, meth as well
Id say alcohol helps but you would need to consume enough that your ancestors get liver poisoning.
id say weed helps but you would need to have so much you can literally flap your arms to fly home after the movie.
Right?
I find absolutely nothing about her attractive.
Yes, but.... IS SHE SMART????
I don't think this will end until Kathleen Kenedy is cast as herself in the Indy/Star Wars multiverse end game film, defeating Palpatine with the ark of the covenant whilst Harrison Ford, Mark Hamil and George Lucas golf clap from the side simultaneously apologising for ever getting in her way.
At which point it will be revealed she was Indiana Skywalker all along.
Lol. Clever
It can't be Palpatine, it has to be the extradimensional eldritch collective of Hitler played by a homunculus made up of a cgi composite of every person she doesn't like.
Well, the wicked witch at Lucas Film killed another franchise and somehow still has a job. That dirt she has on the company must be insane.
Either that or her Gluck Gluck game is just THAT good.
What does she have even have left to ruin? Red Tails? Tucker: A Man and his Dream? Radioland Murders? THX-1138? Nobody's going to show up for a sequel to any of those.
She's gotta have dirt all the way up to the board including Iger. Somehow he gave her 300 million for this shit.
@@KasumiKenshirou I'm hoping the next is Howard the Duck :)
It's because what she doesn't have between her legs.
Someone needs to side-by-side Sean Connery talking about how he wrote in his journal so he didn't have to memorize everything, to Fleabag memorizing everything in the world because she is just the best ever, as a comparison to why people hate modern activist characters.
"How does it feel to live long enough to watch all of your favorite franchises go down in flames?" - Rich Evans
"Feels great", - A broken Mike
Remember when Rich was half in tears talking about how Star Trek used to be about being hopeful about the future?
@@inthefadeGuess we all gotta work at the jobs we hate being miserable about life now.
Indiana Jones was the last one for me
All mine have. Either by EA, Disney, or new media updated for """Modern Audiences"""
One of the main issues I see with the various Disney studios' movies is that they're not trying to learn from the 100 years of filmmaking and the masters that came before because anything old is suddenly problematic, instead trying to reinvent the wheel, and merely mimicking the best parts of those old movies without really understand why they worked. At this point, AI can't really do any worse.
Except A.I. is going to be made by the same people who can't write a screenplay. A.I. only fools fools.
@@jasonwarren9279 AI is pretty opensource at this point. No one entity controls it. This means the obscure nerd that has spent every waking moment, ounce of energy, and available dollar studying the art of film making for no other reason than personal satisfaction can now teach an AI what he knows rather than just remaining anonymous and not being involved with the industry.
Pick any topic, no matter how weird or obscure, and somebody out there will have mastered it to the point they make the most well known examples look like children. Said people tend to be complete unknowns though, as that's what happens when someone does something for the sake of it rather than also developing the skills necessary to Market their talents.
I'm not sure what's more impressive. Kathleen Kennedy's kill count or the fact they keep letting her do it again and again
She must be stopped before she commits cinema again.
How are you STILL not understanding this is being done on purpose?! Black Rock's ESG money is TWENTY TRILLION DOLLARS! What makes you think they care about BILLIONS?! This is about demoralising the West.
That they keep letting her. No doubt about it.
Not they, we. The whales paying for this shit and we aren't stopping them.
Hollywood Sissies couldn't stop a grandmother from squeezing produce. Kathleen probably tells them to sit down to pee.
i will always remember Indy as the one who just rides into the sunset with his dad.
I was hoping that Indy would take Phoebe into the Mayan temple and let her walk into a death trap…and then use the dial to rewind time…and watch her die over and over and over again. I’d pay to see that movie.
At least we have Solo!
She (the insufferable feminahzee robot) was blown up!
Dormamu! I've Come to bargain!!
😂😂
So would I.
@@AvengerIIshe was the worst part of the Solo movie.
10:37 the fact that when a strong female protagonist is introduced the words “live laugh and love” Find their way into a promotional interview from the beloved man main character is just the icing on the cake
Gundam's titles are absolute masterpiece ! More funny than anything in this entire movie !
I am going to wait until Indiana Jones 5 comes out on VHS
Indiana Jones shouldn't be a funny movie.
At this point I’m more interested in the takes of my UA-cam peoples than I am the films.
"More funny than anything in this entire movie!"
Sad, but true.
11:00 You know... Rey is the Canadian Healthcare of Hollywood for older actors...
Meets Han - leads to his death
Meets Luke - leads to his death
Meets Leia - leads to her death (TWICE)
Meets Sheev - leads to his death (for a second time)
Disney is the little sister who spent billions to buy all her brother’s toys just so she could flush them down the toilet.
billions of other people's retirement funds.
Creatively bankrupt people can't build things, so they destroy. Kennedy is no better than rioters burning down cities, she just has more money.
I'd say the old trophy wife that's way past her use by date taking half of her rich ex's vintage collection in the divorce settlement then torching it on his lawn out of petty spite.
Soooooo, if this scenario is anything like my childhood it will take a determined, skillful daddy to disassemble the toilet to retrieve and restore the toy flushed? Please, I hope so.
@@GenuineLhachwendaddy has already been divorced and sent off to labor silently and in obscurity, preferably at a degrading task...
I'm 100% sure that the watch wearing skeleton in Archimedes' tomb was supposed to be Indiana Jones before reshoots...
You know, despite the horrible, horrible, horrible person that is Kathleen Kennedy, she did something for this world that nobody else could do:
She brought critical acclaim to The Prequels and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
There is always a bigger fish
Lmao
The only thing I liked about Crystal Skull is that it had awesome song in the flim
*KK & Waller-Bridge have sniped at fans (ie customers) of their product for being sexist or what-evah if they don't like Dial. Good marketing!*
@@LucasLeCompteMusic you mean there’s always a uglier fish.
Others have pointed out how Helena and Rey are seemingly self-insert OCs of Kathleen Kennedy. It's like finding a fanfic you wrote when you were ten where the main character is you but better in every possible way, and instead of cringing at how horrible it is instead somehow get hundreds of millions of dollars to put it on the big screen and expect that everyone will love it.
And producers should have learned by now that adding Mads Mikkelsen to a movie doesn't automatically make it good. There's only so much he can do.
This movie was KK finally completing her genocide of all George’s beloved IP’s, she’s probably sitting on a porch somewhere like Thanos at the end of Infinity War admiring her handiwork that took a whole decade to accomplish.
she is watching the sun rise on a destroyed IP universe
At what cost
At least she still can't touch Strange Magic.
@@nathangarza4132 EVERYTHING.
Maybe she's really George Lucas's ex-mistress that was promised marriage but got dumped instead, and she's taking revenge movie by movie until he just can't take it anymore.
TMZ could have a feast with this!
Kathleen Kennedy's going for that "it's literal dirt but nowhere to go but up" approach, but Minecraft's taught me that it ain't bottom until you hit bedrock.
Mads is a good actor, but he needs to start proofreading what he signs on to.
dudes like Christoper Lee, dude would act on anything if it pays.
but at least their scenes are awesome.
@@zeronos2844 oh yeah. No doubt. Sigh. Guess they can't all be decent,eh?
@@stillcantbesilencedevennow well sometimes shitty stones make good grinding devices
Stars are usually clueless about roles, they're there to just be given instruction it's probably their Hollywood agents that makes them do these shitty movies because otherwise how else are they going to get paid?
He's so good in Hannibal, one of the best things I've watched in the last few years
Really good actor
Feeble Whatta-B!tch was also a writer and producer on this movie too, but she had them remove those two credits (probably because she knew the heat she'd get just acting in it was more than enough, and didn't want the blame for the script and production too). If you dig around in old interviews and articles on the movie from a few years ago, you can see that she was a writer and producer, though. The internet is forever.
Every movie and show Lucasfilm has made with Kathleen Kennedy in charge has been made for an audience of one, Kathleen Kennedy.
Damn. They even put @It'sAGundam in the advertisement! 2:43
And people thought Crystal skull was bad. This made that film look like a masterpiece
i mean to be honest it wasnt bad, i thought it was a great progression he was older and the new threat was the soviet union, ngl and not say it woulda been cool before shia lost his mind doing a few indie movies carrying his fathers legacy.
Actually This movie is WAY better Crystal Skull was pure CRAP.
Crystal skull was still a fun adventure movie unlike hoq Dial was...
@@TheGoodGman95The movie was okay - but Shia was never a good choice to take up the mantle. His acting was slightly annoying back on Disney Channel. And he has never come across as tough enough for such a role.
With someone else more charming/tough as Indiana Jones's son (which also would have made Crystal Skull better) I agree it had potential.
Dream casting would be Brendon Frasier IMO, though he was a bit too old by 2008.
@@DarthRadical i mean he does have his moments, he was good in eagle eye which was also a odd choice for him, but i think if given a decent script he would be good, he has the talent to be witty when he wants to and indie movies do have that comedic brake here and there i can see where they where going.
edit: this is before his lost his mind XD
“A werewolf who quit halfway through the transformation” 😂
This show felt like Harrison ford stumbling around having hallucinations in a old folks home. They just need to let him rest
I'd pay to watch that any time over this movie.
Indiana Jones 6 starts with sequences from this movie and the other bad one, and then he wakes up by splash of water by Sallah. You see Indie in a predicament, because he was knocked out and influenced by some artifact that makes you hallucinate these weird events that were these bad movies. Now we are a few years after "The Last Crusades" and a new fun adventure begins where Indie, Sallah and Marion is trying to find Indiana Jones's son that disappeared.
I typed in “the world is burning” and your channel came up
The stronk, self-insert, woman gets shat on from every angle, rightfully so, but let me say that right before the movie ends, when she turns at the camera and says: "It's Phoebe SKYWALKER-Bridge!" it was a very empowering moment!!!!😢
I cried tears of joy, never felt such emotion in a movie theater. Wet myself a bit, too..
I just felt bad for being a man as usual. I had to apologize to the female guests in the cinema after the movie of course. We can only thank God for making them so amazing
Just a reminder that people were saying Harrison Ford was too old to do Crystal Skull 15 years ago.
The original Indiana Jones was my favorite trilogy ever, but I hated Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and won't even watch The Dial of Destiny, so yeah . . . thanks LucasFilm/Disney! Keep destroying amazing IP's, you're doing a fantastic job of that!
The best move actually. Boycott the shit by just not consuming it.
They've killed them all. KKs job is done, I hope George lives long enough to take a dump on her grave.
The Indiana Jones Saga is starting not to make sense anymore after The Last Crusade.I didn't think Kingdom of The Crystal skull was that bad but it didn't need to be made.What's next Twilight 5,The Mummy 4,National Treasure 3,the Da Vinci Code trilogy to the 4th flim
@@Thecommentguy-on5vv I felt like alot of movies copied Indy for example The Da Vinci Code Saga,National Treasure ,The Mummy,Tomb Raider,Uncharted
@@Thecommentguy-on5vv I wanted Chirs Pratt to be the next Indiana Jones
This odd plot reminds me that classic cartoons of Inspector Gadget, when an old dude Gadget was saved by his super smart little niece called Penny and her dog. But even that cartoon balance more this interaction, on Indi 5, Rey and Luke once again.
Even as a kid I didn't like that cartoon very much the few times I saw it. I heard Gadget was more competent in the show's pilot, though.
I'm at the point of hating Harrison Ford personally for him doing this to all the characters he's built up as if saying 'well I'm gonna die so you can't have these things anymore,'
How else can you afford a retirement home? Have you seen those rates?
Just remember the old stuff fondly refused to buy any of the new s*** don't watch the new movies and you'll be all right
@@magicpyroninja No. You can ruin your own legacy and he's done just that, and he did it for greed. Let him forever be remembered for this role.
I been thinking the same thing. That man has enough money that his family can coast off for a long time. Him doing this has made me look at him in utter confusion and disgust also for just jumping in these roles again to let people kill them and him help drive it.
Not sure how this is a surprise for you. Ford said he hated these characters over a decade ago
The production of your content has become something to witness. Also props for casually droppin that you have an assistant now.
Respect to the Gundam.❤
I went from "Man I hope Short-round is in this! To "Man thank god Short-round's not in this!"
This isnt Indiana Jones.
This is Indiana Biden and The Future Host of The View.
KK thinks her Legacy will be remembered how she made so many awesome Self-Inserts, in truth it'll be how she destroyed so many Franchises.
"He looks a werewolf that quit halfway through the transformation." I feel on the floor to that.
Phoebe Ridge Wallet walks into a bar.
The bartender says “Hey, why the long face?”
😂
She is such a horseface
OH!
Whenever Phoebe was on screen, no one was laughing at her mcu-like jokes and if you can edit her out of the film, it would be sort of watchable, but overall, she was more villainous than Mads Mikkelsen's character especially in the boat scene. The Teddy kid was cringe and a "we got a Short Round at home" clone. Overall, I applaud both Harrison and Mads Mikkelsen in this movie cause they were actually watchable and tolerable. The ending was the thing that barely saved the film for me, but the ending in Indy 4 was much more better. Also I would've prefer the actor for Short Round as Phoebe's replacement than having to see Phoebe. That would've been an Interesting experience and possibly an opportunity for a Short-Round spin-off instead of whatever trash project Lucasfilm is going to make after this lol
Seriously, Kathleen Kennedy needs to go one way or another.
It's impressive how hard she can fail-upwards, like I'm not even mad anymore, its impressive now how much damage she's able to do to franchises
She has to know where bodies are buried
@@FireRising86 how long until she is one of them i wonder... even that kinda insurence policy can only hold out for so long. esp if the party the policy is taken out on changes things... such as where said insured items are buried making the other party look like a kook.
Yup. She didn’t just make lame movies, she made sure people actively hated them. People roll their eyes at Ridley Scott’s more recent Alien franchise stuff, but that’s it. It’s not complete destruction.
At this point, I'm cheering for her. Let her keep her death-grip on Disney and drag it down to the Hell she came from.
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Harrison Ford was the one who demanded another Indiana Jones movie as a condition of coming back for Star Wars. Blame Ford and all the relatives leeching off him.
As a guy, I like beautiful women. I like to watch them in movies and on the screen. You know, men being replaced by women might not even be noticeable if they used actual attractive, beautiful women. They're just doing everything in the worst way possible.
Yes kind of like the porn version of "Titanic" or "Gladiators" or MMA. I just heard about those. I have NOT at all used a VPN to watch those ever. Nope...
Liking women is sexist and homophobic now don't you know?
I thought they were using a horse as a main character, not a woman.
That's whamenism for you:
If men find it attractive, it's oppression.
If men find it repulsive, it's empowering.
Hence why so many of them don't shave, diet or exercise.
Her and Daisy look alike
character gets happy ending with wife and son.
character loses son, which causes marriage to fall apart.
character becomes detached, disinterested & depressed. a failure.
= both indiana jones & han solo.
lucasfilm dismantled and poisoned both of harrison fords iconic, legacy characters using the same exact formula. humiliate & destroy the man. remove his son, remove the love of his life, then bury him with feminism. the disrespect is insane. but some ppl just larp it up & clap like seals.
Indiana Jones and the Diarrhea of Destiny is the latest gift to humanity from kathleen kennedy
Oh, can you explain exactly and thoroughly what was bad in this movie, which follows a very similar plotline like movie 1 and 3?
@@Gaia_Seraphina Please point out in excruciating detail what this skinwalking franchiseaside of a movie has in common with the Indy Trilogy.
@@Gaia_SeraphinaWhy do you care?
@@KomboEzaliTe
Pretty much the same plot details: Ass-kicking, running away, running on moving vehicles ( mostly trains, but also jeeps or bikes ), wild chases, getting caught and escaping again, hunting for artefacts, archeological knowledge, traiterous and good companions, mostly taff female companionship, Indy swinging his whip and trying not to lose his fedora, racing against nazis ... and last but not least, finding and activating of magical, cheesy treasures ( this dial has no more cheesiness than the ark, magical stones, holy grail and alien skull ).
And I've watched all 4 movies shortly before this. They are definitely repetitive.
I see no real difference between those movies.
Except Indys age.
@@jeffreyskoritowski4114
Cuz people make just claims without proof.
It's like a witch hunt.
I am honestly impressed at KK's hateboner for everything created by George Lucas. This woman definitelly has a mission to destroy everything.
I remember hearing rumors a long time ago about Disney rebooting Indiana Jones with Chris Pratt, and suddenly that doesn't seem like the worst thing they could do with this franchise.
I'd happily take that over this crap...
Pratt is killing it right now
Pratt is one dimensional. No thanks.
Imagine the timeline where River Phoenix is still alive , not having died (outside the Viper Room dressed as Eddie Munster)and has just starred in another acclaimed Indiana Jones film , bookended by scenes with Harrison Ford , made by Lucasfilm...a company that was NOT acquired by Disney. And Kathleen is doing press trying to salvage the latest live action remake...In this universe they got a sequel trilogy with TONS of Luke, Leia and Han with no hint of Rey or anything like that...they got a very good interpretation of Mara Jade who was flawed and a novice and helpless and she had to overcome so much, failing at times, to reach her potential.
Imagine that universe
Imagine the timeline where River Phoenix is still alive , not having died (outside the Viper Room dressed as Eddie Munster)and has just starred in another acclaimed Indiana Jones film , bookended by scenes with Harrison Ford , made by Lucasfilm...a company that was NOT acquired by Disney. And Kathleen is doing press trying to salvage the latest live action remake...In this universe they got a sequel trilogy with TONS of Luke, Leia and Han with no hint of Rey or anything like that...they got a very good interpretation of Mara Jade who was flawed and a novice and helpless and she had to overcome so much, failing at times, to reach her potential.
Imagine that universe
You can write a good story about a younger character re-invigorating an old one who is a shadow of his former self. But you have to put the older character into a mentorship role where he makes up for in wisdom what he lacks in youth. That's what Kobra Kai, Creed, and many other franchises have done to great success. If the younger character is basically just outshining and taking advantage of him, it just makes them unlikeable and him pathetic.
15 years ago I would never have guessed that I'd be excited about a TV show about the Karate Kid and his bully in their 50s and not care at all about Star Wars or Indiana Jones.
Into the Spider Verse did this really well too
She has to know something awful about someone really powerful.
If that's the case she might wan't to be careful, the only thing the powerful hate more than having their dirt aired out to the public is losing money. I can imagine if she doesn't exit gracefully she's going to get involuntarily Canadian healthcare'd.
Yeah, she does. Spielberg.
I think it's that they want to keep destroying things until mankind has no heroes left, no stories to give us hope, no indication that our lives have any meaning, to leave us in utter despair.
@@jonpro9637That girl from Poltergeist that he killed. Look it up.
She's married to someone really powerful.
"a werewolf that quit halfway through the transformation" lmao, that's what all mix breeds look like
Harrison Ford is just in it for the Cash.
Haha no shit he dosent give a F
He was really good in the movie despite everything wym?
At this point he should retire altogether.
Harrison Ford has never had any passion for acting, everything he's ever done was just for the pay.
@@JTruong3rdsays you
When his father was that age he took down a Messerschmitt with an umbrella.
Older I get the more I miss the 80s and early 90s. Was a great time to be alive and I didn't even realize it
9:53 Fleabag: "punching out Indy was 'glorious because it was so funny.'"
...why does this come across like something a "troubled" 10 year old would say about shooting cats with a BB gun?
THANK YOU GUNDAM I HAVE BEEN WAITING ON THIS. *when mainstream entertainment sucks, you look forward to weird things
Harrison Ford switched one word around but thanks to him this film to me is now “Indiana Jones, and the dial of Live, Laugh,Love.”
Love how you pronounce Phoebe's name like phobia... fits her perfectly (does anyone actually like her as an actress?)
Never let the coffee girl run a major Hollywood studio.
@@12point131 Was that her idea?
Forehead lady" do you know how to fly a cessna?"
Eddie Munster" ive never flown a cessna"
Forehead"Youve never flown any plane!"
This is an example of the quality of dialogue.
I think what pissed me off the most about Dial of Destiny is that all that's left from Crystal Skull, which shouldn't have happened either, is now gone.
I would spoil this next part but really nobody gives a shit about spoilers about this thing.
Marion divorced Indy sometime after Mutt was killed in Vietnam.
Baffles me why the Army would take someone in their mid to late 20s to go to Nam.
@@SamtheBravesFan I doubt the writers even did the math to figure out how old he was or understand how any of the recruiting process works. They just needed to get Indy's pesky male heir out of the way.
Lukas selling Lukas films was the biggest most petty "if you don't like what im doing see what these clowns will do" move.
Indiana Jones, Dialysis On Standby
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Token Blacks and Mary Sues.
The Dial of Disaster more like it.
Nice
Dial of Dementia
Thanks Gundam, now I can't unsee that kid as a werewolf mid transition.
At least I know my Gundam notifs do be working.
4:35 This is one trope I'm kind of sick of in more modern movies.
Heroes know bunch of people, those people are bad, bad people get blown up, Heroes cheer.
Same thing that gave me a bad taste with Finn. Wants to escape conflict and deat- WOOOOOO! Just helped this guy he barely knows (and his side viewed as basically a terrorist) blow up a ton of his former allies! Absolutely ZERO internal conflict!
I love that in one of the animations of gundam and fluffy they both look just completely done with the everything
The best thing to come from this movie are the creative UA-cam titles shitting on it 🤣
The hubris of these producers and writers never ceases to amaze me. Helena is an obvious self insert of Kennedy. She’s a better Indiana Jones than Indiana Jones could ever be. She’s the real brains, the real beauty, the real driving force of the franchise. She has all of Indy’s abilities and knowledge (and then some) with none of his weaknesses or hang ups. Helena is amazing, she’s just waiting on all of us to figure that out.
This of course was the one they absolutely had to nail, where they said “ok we wanted to try out our weird themes and the public doesn’t want that, so let’s just dig up the old recipe and get this one in the bag”. They didn’t even TRY that and doubled-down. Besides, they lost the recipe, I’m fairly certain. The people who knew it are long gone, so maybe they said screw it let’s roll the dice one more time on our grand experiment with other peoples money.
So many golden geese and she slaughtered them *ALL!!!* It's borderline mystical how KK managest to fuck up time and time again. She's on a hotsreak of straight ass! She's got a hidden talent and she should keep it hidden🔥🔥🔥!
It's just amazing how Hollywood is just destroying itself.
Kathleen Kennedy made "nuking the fridge" look good. That's an achievement. If this movie makes less than $50 million by tomorrow, then KK's failure will be complete. (I know her failure was complete years ago, but unfortunately she's still there.)
I played a flight simulator on PS1 and I once flew a 747 when the pilot passed out so totally relatable.
did you survive?
@@russ254 sadly no. The PS1 gave me absolutely no useful experience and I had no plot armor.
was just looking for a new video from you and sure as shit. you uploaded. could always count on ya gundam. thanks.
I tried to edit as fast as possible while also being a responsible adult in IRL.
@@ItsAGundam
Responsible? adult? None of that is required for today’s society or the internet
@@ItsAGundam i didnt mean it literally though. respectfully please please take care of yourself first. Health ALWAYS comes first.
Kathleen's energy is more like her maiden name is Clinton and franchise films have dirt on her.
Not going to lie, been enjoying that twitter mini series of yours. And to this day The Last Crusade is the last Indiana to me.
FML traits
1. Sexy feme fetal
2. Geeky smart
3. Funny jokester
4. Strong
5. Adventureos
There are too many character traits and poor execution that it makes you wonder if she has multiple personalities disorder.
If I ever win the lottery...I'm gonna buy Lucas Films and gift it back to George with the stipulation that KK is banned completely from the company (with the threat of arrest and restraining orders)
She must have dirt on someone.
@@historyeraserbutton1662 Yes, a few people exaggerated their reaction to the prequels for humorous effect.
Lucas wasn't "bullied"; that's just as stupid as someone literally believing that George Lucas "graped" their childhoods.
He didn't "give Star Wars away". He sold Lucasfilm to Disney for a lot of money. For some reason he trusted Kathleen Kennedy and put her in charge, thinking she would follow his outlines for Star Wars. When she realized this was not the case, he said he felt like he'd "sold [his] children to white slavers".
If he was smart he would have included a clause in the contract stating that if the value of the IP drops by 50% he buys it back for one dollar. That's what I would done, Disney would have laughed and said hey, make it a nickel, thinking they would never lose a cent. They lost a lot of cents, trillions of them.
Nah, I'd make something new. now obese angry 50 years old catlady with bunch of cats helena, alone in a small apartment, camera fly towards the window, then fly through the streets, and towards an unrelated person, and start the adventure. then helena never mentioned anymore, nor ever met the new main character.
@@historyeraserbutton1662That is not a counter point
I mean, I know movies like this aren’t exactly know for their realism, but I haven’t thought “he’s dead” “they’re dead” “they should’ve died like 10 minutes ago” for another movie in recent memory. So much disbelief suspension required lol
Gundams assistant is his date - she didn’t realize she was his assistant until he asked her over to edit his videos because Stu couldn’t even make it through the movie.
"He looks like a werewolf that quit half-way through the transformation..."
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Sexy…? The girl has the facial structure of Meg Mucklebones on the movie Legend.
You made watch Gundam ALL over again! THANK YOU!
It was great to see Gundam on FNT a week ago!
Then: the mcguffin cant be reached without the cypher only this person 2 contenants away has. Begin 40 minute journey with character development and chances to stand out as a character.
Now:the mcguffin is right next door but we cant figure out how to access the vault. Oh wait, Mary is a genius! Beep boop clack oh look at that shes amazing. What are we gonna do for 60 more minutes....?
Funny you mentioned him getting shot and the fact he was supposed to die in this movie. Doomcocks leaks said he was supposed to die after parachuting from the plane.
If true the reshoot is what spawns the tacked on nonsense ending
@@SamtheBravesFan They most definitely filmed a new ending. When James Mangold denied this he was lying.
In a concert John Williams talked to the audience and mentioned that he was going to be going back to score the new ending that was just filmed. (When people confronted Mangold with this information he said that Williams was confused.) Harrison Ford also did an interview where he said the ending where he reunites with Marion was added in reshoots. The actress originally was not going to appear in the movie.
Not only was Indy going to die, he was going to be ERASED FROM HISTORY and replaced by "strong female character", who would be shown in a montage doing all the stuff that Indy originally did in the good movies.
The Last Crusade was the true ending. That and Raiders are 2 of the best movies ever made. As much as Kennedy tried to ruin Harrison Ford, and probably did for kids today, to anyone in their 30s or older, Ford was so absolutely awesome in the 80s, literally nothing can ever take away how cool he once was. The dude was up against Schwarzenegger and Stallone and Kurt Russell, Van Damme, etc at the time was better than them all...no matter how good Terminator 1, Predator, and First Blood were. If not for Aliens, Raiders would be atop the 80s for me, but it sits #2 alongside The Thing. These were my childhood movies. 80s = best decade for movies. What a great time in America.
(Oh, and Aliens and Terminator gave us equally awesome Michael Biehn. I always misspell his name, as Hicks/Kyle Reese, who i loved as much as Ford honestly, if not even more...he just didn't keep it up as consistently or as long, the The Abyss and Navy SEALS were great too.)
1:07 "im jaded and depressed"
Cant blame you when you consider the state of the world and Disney
It's far more than just Disney. Ever heard of ESG scores? Companies are rewarded for making soulless products made purely to push political views and pander to specific groups.
"Punching olds is hilarious" - Phoebe Waller-Bridge
#doomcockwasright It was an incoherent fever dream that Indie had before he woke up at the end.
Han Solo, Joel (TLOU), Luke Skywalker, Indiana Jones and many more I'm sure. Positive male characters that we grew attached to and admired are now just being used as punching bags or killed off.