If you don't set your roof on fire it doesn't catch on fire
If it catches fire, you don't put it out, if it catches fire you won't have anything.
House owner: "Die you rats! Die! I don't care if I burn my house! Ha ha ha! I have enough of you rats!. Oh so you called the fire department. You think you've won huh. I'll set it on fire again after the firemen leave. You can't win against me rats! Ha ha ha! "
Yeah… spend more money to get a fake thatched roof… may as well get your roof covered in astroturf 😂
They seem to imply that natural thatch roofs don’t require professional installation. Not sure where they are coming up with that. I don’t understand why they seem to think that installing an artificial thatch roof requires any additional technical know-how.