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  • @WarrenIrelandUK
    @WarrenIrelandUK 5 років тому +2909

    That coffee one is so confusing.
    "Here, have a free coffee"
    "Nah, cause that doesn't help me get a free one"

    • @ZaneDalton
      @ZaneDalton 4 роки тому +18

      WIM AllKind 🤣

    • @goldylocks1932
      @goldylocks1932 4 роки тому +87

      he wanted two coffee for free

    • @turontle
      @turontle 4 роки тому +23

      mx gamer 78 ._. it’s still a free coffee

    • @freckled_alex8072
      @freckled_alex8072 4 роки тому +41

      Turtle Power That’s why he’s on r/choosingbeggars 😐

    • @turontle
      @turontle 4 роки тому +16

      Crazy Gamer oh ok thanks for not r/whooshing me

  • @zig8925
    @zig8925 5 років тому +7336

    If my grandparents just randomly gave me £20 sometimes, I would be quite happy!

  • @Parquimetro95
    @Parquimetro95 4 роки тому +510

    CB: free art?
    artist: no
    CB: art bad

  • @mayonotes9849
    @mayonotes9849 4 роки тому +998

    Those poor independent artists. They must be tired having to deal with sh*t commissioners who just want free stuff.

    • @MarksterC
      @MarksterC 4 роки тому +4

      Honestly though

    • @bellycheese9956
      @bellycheese9956 4 роки тому +3

      Can U make videos? If not then that’s ok

    • @ron9365
      @ron9365 4 роки тому

      ikr

    • @BDCarpentry
      @BDCarpentry 4 роки тому

      Preach it! it's tough out here..

    • @MoneyGIitch
      @MoneyGIitch 4 роки тому +4

      Chicken Dinner Gamer just say no or block them. It’s not a big deal. People are just so sensitive.

  • @terribleeditor4556
    @terribleeditor4556 5 років тому +2310

    Well, it's good to know EmKay is secretly Chills in disguise.

    • @cezarsoba
      @cezarsoba 4 роки тому +52

      That "hit me up chills" just tickled me for no reason other than the unexpected delivery of the joke, and yes I like to sound like a grammar teacher at 15

    • @hayleypowell1729
      @hayleypowell1729 4 роки тому +13

      *a rAt*

    • @stew4572
      @stew4572 4 роки тому +25

      Number 15 Burger King foot _______
      Oop I opted out the last word

    • @WostecGamesDie
      @WostecGamesDie 4 роки тому +7

      LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING WTF !

    • @ctownrocks2323
      @ctownrocks2323 4 роки тому +35

      My dog farts.
      Chills: as u can see that dogs butthole is haunted.

  • @lakamokolaka
    @lakamokolaka 5 років тому +2646

    God damn the ghost of Chills made an appearance

    • @muaythaiisfun4404
      @muaythaiisfun4404 5 років тому +5

      🦞

    • @uNkrEaTIvArTs
      @uNkrEaTIvArTs 5 років тому +47

      i’m not the only one who noticed that ! I was like what the fuck is going on ?!?

    • @topdogger1
      @topdogger1 5 років тому +6

      hehehe 420 likes

    • @MaelstromTranquil
      @MaelstromTranquil 5 років тому +19

      Holy fuck, you heard it too. It made my stomach turn.

    • @Acarinn
      @Acarinn 5 років тому +12

      i recognize the voice he's doing. but i just can't place it! why is this so familiar??

  • @invadore_8612
    @invadore_8612 5 років тому +570

    Gonna post my usual appreciation for Damien cuz he’s voicing these videos like crazy with a really good range of accents and hilarious commentary, *but no one wants him. We don’t fucking deserve him.*
    (Also thank you Bradley for editing all of these. Your little comments are funny too :) )

    • @Oh_the_humanity
      @Oh_the_humanity 5 років тому +17

      Damien’s working hard, he needs appreciation.

    • @NellieBear84
      @NellieBear84 5 років тому +9

      Who doesn't appreciate Damien? I love Damien!

    • @mcmann2243
      @mcmann2243 5 років тому +5

      You forgot about his laugh from HEAVEN

    • @NellieBear84
      @NellieBear84 5 років тому +2

      @@Kessekom Nah, he's *faaamouuussss* on UA-cam, so even his poops are totes noteworthy and amazing.

    • @xalkryies2190
      @xalkryies2190 4 роки тому +2

      *P O O P S*

  • @jestrx3416
    @jestrx3416 5 років тому +1343

    First, we watched emkay so we didn’t have to see slazo’s face. than, he got kidnapped so now we don’t have to hear his voice. Perfect!

    • @somethingsnotrighthere
      @somethingsnotrighthere 5 років тому +15

      Emily Lynn if you’re so very sorry, then what’s the point?

    • @hakaibunshi
      @hakaibunshi 5 років тому +8

      Emily Lynn „Should OF said”...Lack of self-awareness much?

    • @somethingsnotrighthere
      @somethingsnotrighthere 5 років тому +67

      Deadass, she deleted her comments on this lmao

    • @somethingsnotrighthere
      @somethingsnotrighthere 5 років тому +54

      @@kittycon4857 being a grammar nazi about the "than" and making a fuss about it- kinda like...
      "im so sorry for being a grammar nazi but your shit isn't correct and you need to fix this and this, I hate it when people use the wrong words -3-3-3-3-3-3-"

    • @Hmanas14
      @Hmanas14 5 років тому +20

      @@somethingsnotrighthere this is the most annoying shit ever

  • @vanguardknight0490
    @vanguardknight0490 4 роки тому +63

    The artist one triggered me hard cause right now I'm paying them to create designs for me and i know they deserve every cent.
    I got massive respect for artists

  • @TheElectricRaichu
    @TheElectricRaichu 5 років тому +837

    "Your art isn't good anyway"
    The art looks good to me. I wonder who the artist is.

    • @bacon6734
      @bacon6734 5 років тому +15

      @TheElectricRaichu I really wanna know who it was! uwu

    • @basedhomuraakemienjoyer9014
      @basedhomuraakemienjoyer9014 4 роки тому +36

      I mean if the art wasn't good why tf did they want it

    • @nikokrisp5273
      @nikokrisp5273 4 роки тому +16

      Welp, can't help with the artist name but i can help with the link i guess www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/b9l0rl/you_seem_nice_so_you_should_give_me_art_for_free/?

    • @nikokrisp5273
      @nikokrisp5273 4 роки тому +1

      @Oof oof you can use the title tho, "you seem nice so you should give me art for free" on r/ChoosingBeggars

    • @1billionbees
      @1billionbees 4 роки тому +3

      @SSD Sxno 1st fix your grammar 2nd what's wrong with that?

  • @TTVArgusGuy
    @TTVArgusGuy 5 років тому +3760

    *_I have sold all my Bitcoin, and invested all my money in exposure. I’m gonna be rich_*

    • @boom5732
      @boom5732 5 років тому +7

      Hi

    • @Proudaazz
      @Proudaazz 5 років тому +5

      Hello

    • @user-sm1uw6bo1h
      @user-sm1uw6bo1h 5 років тому +31

      I always see you commenting about when slazo will be freed from his basement, I also have that question

    • @starburstconisseur
      @starburstconisseur 5 років тому +4

      Nice pfp

    • @M1lk1scool
      @M1lk1scool 5 років тому +1

      @@starburstconisseur no

  • @Thog101
    @Thog101 5 років тому +795

    *Can we pls get this guy to say the "Burger King foot lettuce" thing* (in the chill voice)

    • @salad2309
      @salad2309 5 років тому +8

      Arun Singh numbah 15

    • @AritroVlogs
      @AritroVlogs 5 років тому +9

      @@salad2309 burgah krhng fooht lehtuhce

    • @1D991
      @1D991 5 років тому +23

      I do the Chills voice pretty spot on and love annoying my fiancee with it lol.
      Just said Burger King foot lettuce to myself and yeah, it's pretty funny.

    • @Thog101
      @Thog101 5 років тому +1

      @@salad2309 Burger King foot lettuce

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 5 років тому +4

      Arun Singh
      The Burger King foot lettuce was a Chills meme to begin with...

  • @burnttoast1060
    @burnttoast1060 5 років тому +398

    CB's basically: Hey, can I have that really expensive *item* or have you do *work* for me?
    Person: Yea sure. Price is *price*
    CB: C'mon man give it to me fore free
    Person: No
    CB: You suck anyways

    • @MarksterC
      @MarksterC 4 роки тому +5

      Doesnt have to be expensive

    • @kelpanimates3788
      @kelpanimates3788 4 роки тому

      It can be free, it doesn't have to be expensive

    • @emeraldfinder5
      @emeraldfinder5 4 роки тому +8

      It could literally be a $50,000,000 jet, and they’d still want it for free

    • @SkyHacker9
      @SkyHacker9 4 роки тому

      no need for this subreddit anymore, this all the info we need

    • @PINTUJ1
      @PINTUJ1 3 роки тому +1

      entire subreddit explained in 10 seconds

  • @GreigaBeastDS
    @GreigaBeastDS 4 роки тому +66

    "hey can we get a minor update on the website"
    "sure what do you need"
    "to tear down and redo everything"
    I'm laughing out loud

    • @alfromwork
      @alfromwork 3 роки тому

      Reminds me of Clients from Hell

  • @TheJeffGames18
    @TheJeffGames18 4 роки тому +75

    “I can’t process grief without ripping a FATT cloud. You know this man.” Died

  • @Haraenul
    @Haraenul 5 років тому +200

    The chills voice is just *A M A Z I N G* ..

    • @mango3547
      @mango3547 4 роки тому +1

      on a scale of 1-10 it is 𝙔 𝙀 𝙎

    • @mango3547
      @mango3547 4 роки тому

      @Vortexx you put it through a bold text generator

    • @wonderbreadjumps
      @wonderbreadjumps 4 роки тому

      @Vortexx put asterisks before and after the letters you want *bold*

    • @ron9365
      @ron9365 4 роки тому

      i hardly watch chills and it's rlly good

  • @pondi4868
    @pondi4868 4 роки тому +56

    I love how the one about the tip says he’s going to hq when there’s two people saying he went on a two hour nap

  • @carmina6353
    @carmina6353 4 роки тому +171

    emkay: that’s actually how the dude sounds.
    chills: dude that’s actually how i sound.

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому +8

      chills really does sound like a high surfer dude

    • @illeatthat
      @illeatthat 4 роки тому +7

      I read the chills bit in Chills’ voice

    • @katelynishida7733
      @katelynishida7733 3 роки тому

      just hearing Chill's voice send shivers down my spine and I haven't watched any of his videos in months

  • @hugebuffman3619
    @hugebuffman3619 4 роки тому +226

    i imagine a collab between you and chills except you do his voice so it's just chills' voice twice

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому +18

      damien, chills, _and_ sorrowtv all doing the chills voice and everyone is just trying to figure out who's who

    • @allikitos
      @allikitos 4 роки тому +4

      Fuck ninja

    • @brokenwrld2530
      @brokenwrld2530 4 роки тому

      @@allikitos what does that have to do with this conversation. I assume you’re just a another internet troll looking for attention. Which if that’s the case congrats? I guess? And I know that the guy has Ninja as his profile pic. Even though I’m no Ninja fanboy (when was the last time I watched a video of his?) but yeah still don’t see what that has to do with the conversation.

    • @allikitos
      @allikitos 4 роки тому

      @@brokenwrld2530 It has absolutely nothing to do with the conversation. You're right, and I know it doesn't. No, I'm not seeking attention. I just saw his filthy face in the profile pic and felt like writing it. There's nothing else to it. I was just instantly repulsed by what I saw and wrote it.

    • @Drakoak
      @Drakoak 4 роки тому

      @@brokenwrld2530 Jesus calm down it's not a big deal

  • @jun1purr889
    @jun1purr889 4 роки тому +33

    CB: "Just gimme the $2"
    CB: "Pfft, your $2 sucks anyway"

    • @Salithin
      @Salithin 3 роки тому

      I commented give me 1000 dollars

  • @diegoandujo3943
    @diegoandujo3943 5 років тому +242

    14:11 to 14:23
    HE SOUNDS LIKE CHILLS-
    NUMBER 15 BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE

    • @chairmcchairngton4246
      @chairmcchairngton4246 5 років тому

      lol ur right

    • @VISIONARYDEV1
      @VISIONARYDEV1 4 роки тому +17

      He literally said he was trying to

    • @llys9947
      @llys9947 4 роки тому +2

      Hey.. I know you, wtf?

    • @tatethecowman3966
      @tatethecowman3966 4 роки тому +2

      The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone else’s foot fungus. As it turns out, that might be what you gæt.

    • @KosterMoltas
      @KosterMoltas 4 роки тому +1

      13:28

  • @tfx9223
    @tfx9223 4 роки тому +80

    r/choosingbeggars be like: "You aren't a professional so you should be happy for some practice! Cheapskate!"

  • @yfin2000
    @yfin2000 5 років тому +704

    Holy shit... Your Chills voice sounds legit like him 😂😂

    • @MausBreaker
      @MausBreaker 5 років тому +30

      Number 15 burger foot lettuce

    • @wubenn2.0
      @wubenn2.0 5 років тому +4

      The Last Maus haha funny joke 😐

    • @djroscurro9859
      @djroscurro9859 5 років тому +13

      @@wubenn2.0 Haha funny name 😐

    • @wubenn2.0
      @wubenn2.0 5 років тому +3

      DJgamerX 11 haha ok 😐

    • @dannew4925
      @dannew4925 5 років тому +2

      😐

  • @spartanmon7116
    @spartanmon7116 4 роки тому +16

    Yo that chills impression is crazy 💀💀 spot on breaks and everything 😂😂😂

  • @williambarnes5023
    @williambarnes5023 5 років тому +47

    *"You're my neighbor, you should do it for free."*
    "No, I'm your neighbor, I should do it for profit. You're your you, you should do it for free."

    • @veellia
      @veellia 4 роки тому +2

      what

    • @veellia
      @veellia 4 роки тому +7

      r/ihadastroke

    • @williambarnes5023
      @williambarnes5023 4 роки тому +5

      @@veellia
      No, this is a perfectly sensible sentence.
      A is B's neighbor. But B is B's B.
      I'm your neighbor, but you're your you.

    • @veellia
      @veellia 4 роки тому +3

      @@williambarnes5023 im still having a stroke

    • @mavlothgaming1112
      @mavlothgaming1112 4 роки тому +5

      @@veellia I think I know what they're saying, basically the A and B are neighbors but B is themselves (the fuck?) so they can do it themselves

  • @bigboibilly3251
    @bigboibilly3251 5 років тому +117

    Everyone: *WHERES SLAZO!*
    Not Slazo: yes.

  • @statusd1180
    @statusd1180 5 років тому +339

    release south equator EmKay from the basement pls
    thx
    -Me

    • @onecanadiandude9108
      @onecanadiandude9108 5 років тому +12

      No, we will keep him hostage forever.

    • @melonice8901
      @melonice8901 5 років тому

      no

    • @mcplumpkin6191
      @mcplumpkin6191 5 років тому

      no #2

    • @TheAkrillion
      @TheAkrillion 5 років тому +9

      Actually, keep him chained up down there for a few more years.

    • @ReeN1995
      @ReeN1995 5 років тому +5

      @@TheAkrillion he should have locked him up earlier tbh

  • @LocalCatNamedPounce
    @LocalCatNamedPounce 5 років тому +703

    It’s official, Slazo has been stolen Northern EmKay!
    Edit: Hi, I’m exist!, and sorry I don’t exist-

    • @jestrx3416
      @jestrx3416 5 років тому +16

      I’m sorry, I don’t exist.

    • @shumymai
      @shumymai 5 років тому +8

      I'm sorry, I don't exist.

    • @peixearrombado
      @peixearrombado 5 років тому +6

      I'm sorry, I don't exist.

    • @Junniebug
      @Junniebug 5 років тому +5

      I’m sorry, I don’t exist.

    • @henryyandell3222
      @henryyandell3222 5 років тому +3

      I’m sorry, I don’t exist.

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 роки тому +21

    (3:25) When you have the mindset that you _must_ have Victoria's Secret underewar, I understand why some of those women complain they have to pay so much for underwear ... because they're stupid. You don't _have_ to go for the most expensive option when you don't need to.

    • @killzone3818
      @killzone3818 4 роки тому +4

      I understand why, it's quite adorable and looks great on me! Wait- I'm a guy... Forget what I just said!

    • @fullflow1453
      @fullflow1453 4 роки тому

      @@killzone3818 lol

    • @thougsthecker7404
      @thougsthecker7404 3 роки тому

      @@killzone3818........GA-

    • @rennayeah
      @rennayeah 3 роки тому +1

      @@thougsthecker7404 finish it. Do it coward.

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 3 роки тому +1

      @@killzone3818 ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

  • @RCichard
    @RCichard 4 роки тому +1

    14:18 - Bro, you got the "Chills" voice down ON POINT!! Hhahahah Nice job, even if you were not trying to mock his voice - you nailed in!

    • @RCichard
      @RCichard 4 роки тому

      DERP - i got to the end of that segment where you admit its a Chills impression. Nice job none the less.... NAILED IT!

  • @123-g1v1l
    @123-g1v1l 5 років тому +453

    Honestly I like this guy more than slazo. I understand why people are mad though, you subscribed for slazo so you want slazo

    • @ItzaMystri
      @ItzaMystri 5 років тому +64

      I agree I think he's funny and his laugh makes me laugh with him

    • @123-g1v1l
      @123-g1v1l 5 років тому +2

      @@jessv1738 I agree

    • @glitteree
      @glitteree 5 років тому +43

      ive started to like him more too. hes way funnier and has more personality. i hope he starts his own channel

    • @stasi9949
      @stasi9949 5 років тому +17

      I prefer slazo myself, but can appreciate that his brand of comedy and sarcasm isn't for everyone. Can't wait until he gets back!

    • @joel_robb
      @joel_robb 5 років тому +2

      @@stasi9949 bro I actually miss his voice on these

  • @yellowvegtables454
    @yellowvegtables454 5 років тому +98

    I could hear slazo recording his latest video in your basement. Let him out *now* .

    • @getj1nxxxed
      @getj1nxxxed 5 років тому +1

      *Send time of vid? Please*

    • @Arin-3
      @Arin-3 5 років тому +1

      Who is Slazo??

    • @smeebsmob
      @smeebsmob 4 роки тому +2

      I am about to wooosh both of you

    • @althepal234
      @althepal234 4 роки тому +1

      Aryan omg

  • @lunattg
    @lunattg 5 років тому +442

    Really like the Chills impression 😆
    Though I am curious when Slazo will be back in the vids
    (Edit this comment was made well before I was aware of the issues... I now know the jist of the drama but since I never use other social sites I don't know the details... y'all can stop telling me the drama stuff now)

    • @UNSCMarine117
      @UNSCMarine117 5 років тому +4

      I'm sure he is not going to appreciate how the impression was used.

    • @alduinworldeater3011
      @alduinworldeater3011 5 років тому +3

      Ohhhhhhhhh not for a long time now

    • @dizapointed6041
      @dizapointed6041 5 років тому +4

      He was taken off the voice team. You won't hear him again.

    • @UNSCMarine117
      @UNSCMarine117 5 років тому +1

      @@dizapointed6041
      But he dose have his own channel.

    • @dizapointed6041
      @dizapointed6041 5 років тому +1

      @@UNSCMarine117 yeah but he hasn't been on it for a while. You can still watch his vids tho. I don't know if he will discuss what happend

  • @DeeDeeChillin420
    @DeeDeeChillin420 3 роки тому

    BRUH..!! YOUR CHILLZ IS JUST ABOUT THE BEST THING IVE HEARD IN A LOOOOONG TIME. BRAVO!

  • @sneakypotato7874
    @sneakypotato7874 5 років тому +6

    Chills sounds like the kind of dude who sits in an alley and waits for someone to walk by then opens his jacket to show an assortment of drugs and weed brownies then asks if they wanna buy some

  • @ThatChickWithSwag
    @ThatChickWithSwag 5 років тому +53

    LMFAOOOOOO I didn't expect to hear that dude's voice I was so confused

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 років тому +410

    My pc budget is 2 dollars, what should it get?

    • @zentar2646
      @zentar2646 5 років тому +159

      A higher budget.

    • @You-tv5io
      @You-tv5io 5 років тому +81

      Buy yourself a $1 potato and use it, tried it and worked, i now have 60fps 4K on Minesweeper with Path-tracing

    • @ichangedmyname2739
      @ichangedmyname2739 5 років тому +25

      go to the rich neighborhood and see if there are any computer parts, if there are get them, rinse and repeat. next look up how to build a computer, boom.

    • @rororobyn
      @rororobyn 5 років тому +33

      A crowbar to smash through a richer persons window, a mask to not reveal your identity and a way into their safe. It's under the bed, you'll find it

    • @archedin
      @archedin 5 років тому +12

      French fry easily, it can run Most games easily no matter its size, it has a terrabyte of data and its easy to navigate.

  • @You-tv5io
    @You-tv5io 5 років тому +294

    *This isn’t a joke anymore, where is Slazo, in your basement?*

    • @sirsunnyroo2856
      @sirsunnyroo2856 5 років тому +25

      A Normal Name ikr i want Slazo back :(

    • @kichiuwu1258
      @kichiuwu1258 5 років тому +14

      bring back slazo :^(

    • @ItsMe-fm3lb
      @ItsMe-fm3lb 5 років тому +9

      He sold the account

    • @alphaplayzz1381
      @alphaplayzz1381 5 років тому +14

      Who's this slazo guy you're talking about? I just want the old emkay back.

    • @EpicBadassGamers
      @EpicBadassGamers 5 років тому +7

      We want slazo!!!

  • @naqidoesps4
    @naqidoesps4 4 роки тому +2

    9:37 I love how he said the other guy was cheap when HE WAS THE GUY ASKING TO HALVE THE PRICE

  • @jordanhasch2544
    @jordanhasch2544 4 роки тому +8

    I love how these CB's think they're doing the seller a HUGE favor by low-balling the price, then attempting to insult the seller when things don't go their way. It's beyond absurd. A few years back. I sold a guitar for $150 (bought three years prior for $450). This douche tried to get me to sell it to him for $50...AND he wanted ME to bring it to him, even though I said in the post that it was pickup only, plus it had original hardware AND two extra pickups! I laughed. Dude got pissed and told me he was going to come to my house, slit my throat and let me drown in my own blood while he walked away with my guitar. Told him to fuck off, reported him and that was that.

  • @kieyvsquared6817
    @kieyvsquared6817 5 років тому +88

    *PLEASE LET US OUT OF THE BASEMENT. WE HAVEN'T EATEN IN DAYS.*

    • @nicolerijswijk6413
      @nicolerijswijk6413 5 років тому +1

      No escape...

    • @Xelights
      @Xelights 5 років тому +3

      For free? Time and effort of putting you in the basement need to be reembursed. Beggars can't be choosers! I dont care that your friends would do it for free!

  • @scousemouse9566
    @scousemouse9566 5 років тому +31

    Love your chills voice, it sounds just like him

  • @Oswadomob
    @Oswadomob 4 роки тому +28

    Sounds like the “Burger King foot lettuce” guy lmfao

    • @Donda0508
      @Donda0508 4 роки тому +5

      his name is chills

    • @fabwolves6461
      @fabwolves6461 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah ... that was the point 😬

    • @Oswadomob
      @Oswadomob 4 роки тому

      @@fabwolves6461 nice job liking your own comment

    • @fabwolves6461
      @fabwolves6461 4 роки тому +1

      @@Oswadomob thanks! Took no effort on my part, almost as easily as the joke flew over your head :)

    • @Oswadomob
      @Oswadomob 4 роки тому

      @@fabwolves6461 good one... 🤨

  • @bRabbitHabit
    @bRabbitHabit 5 років тому +2

    This is so effing corny but that Chills voice literally gave me chills. I’m not joking. It was so spot on that it was almost creepy. I had to replay the segment bc I was so focused on the voice the first time around. You have skills 🙌🏻.

  • @sing3vdaz3-52
    @sing3vdaz3-52 4 роки тому +6

    "I can't process grief without ripping a fat cloud u know this" I started crying broo

  • @highway_roadkill
    @highway_roadkill 5 років тому +8

    holy hell, that Chills impression was spot-on.

  • @ayssinaattori9313
    @ayssinaattori9313 4 роки тому +17

    "I'm a bmw dealer btw"
    *immediately cuts to a bmw add*
    hmmmmmmmm

  • @trio_DJ
    @trio_DJ 5 років тому +21

    When he said “wiener” in the chills voice XD

  • @pingpongpogo
    @pingpongpogo 3 роки тому +1

    “I can’t process grief without ripping a fat cloud”
    Possibly the funniest sentence ever spoken.

  • @bippetybeebop
    @bippetybeebop 4 роки тому +1

    YOUR CHILLS VOICE IS SPOT ON 👌
    I am shooketh

  • @Jru0119
    @Jru0119 5 років тому +28

    dude this guy IS CHILLS
    (jk but that impression is PERFECT!)

  • @iamacrazycatlady907
    @iamacrazycatlady907 5 років тому +24

    😂😂😂 Love the Chills voice my guy. Good video. 👍

  • @whileyouwerereadingthis
    @whileyouwerereadingthis 5 років тому +119

    North EmKay > South EmKay
    There, I said it
    (Still love Slazo tho)

  • @parker.lackin
    @parker.lackin 3 роки тому +1

    Me being uncontrollably happy when someone even shows the slightest bit of kindness to me.

  • @TwilightPrincessFR
    @TwilightPrincessFR 4 роки тому

    Omg i love the Chills- parody, i heard it in the first video where u did the impression and my boyfriend actually asked if it WAS Chills or if u did an impression. I know im late, but we were AMAZED by the impression, hahaha it was SPOT ON 👏👏😂

  • @ameliamae9227
    @ameliamae9227 5 років тому +12

    I absolutely LOVE Chills but I love hearing u imitate him too!!!! U do such a great job!!!!!

  • @RoyalBaguette
    @RoyalBaguette 5 років тому +6

    Cb "Yo I can hire you but the I will pay you *0$* is it ok with you?"
    Me "That you'll be perfect but could you
    just tell me my job?"
    CB " you'll have to do everything in the management"
    Me " *user left your channel* "

  • @beardlessdragon
    @beardlessdragon 5 років тому +3

    "Yarn is yarn," says random passerby to the person who freaking sells crocheted work

  • @Elfnetdesigns
    @Elfnetdesigns 5 років тому

    yeah Louisiana is full of people like this, people that think they are entitled to the same pay as you on a job because they are family or friends especially when they had nothing to do with said job. I run into this A LOT there and almost always get the old line "I'll remember this when you need something" etc..

  • @sssargon8569
    @sssargon8569 4 роки тому +2

    i thought "but i can smoke you out" was a threat at first until OP explained it

  • @randomisonline
    @randomisonline 3 роки тому +4

    CB: "Get, I love your art! Can you draw me stuff for free?"
    Artist: "Sorry, no. I only do commissions."
    CB: "Screw you, your art sucks anyway! No one would ever pay for it!"

  • @franklee3
    @franklee3 5 років тому +11

    Love chills, but his voice drives me crazy, and you do it too well XD

    • @Tysandifer
      @Tysandifer 5 років тому +2

      AMEN IT'S NOT JUST ME

  • @natralskitsophrenia8465
    @natralskitsophrenia8465 4 роки тому +3

    6:01 "principal of the thing".....
    "PRINCIPAL" of the thing!!!
    "No arguing about tips in the halls. 99 seconds. Detention for you. When will you learn?"

    • @6feetapartor6feetunder78
      @6feetapartor6feetunder78 4 роки тому +2

      No running in the halls. 99 seconds, detention for you, your parents will hear about this one

    • @natralskitsophrenia8465
      @natralskitsophrenia8465 4 роки тому

      @@6feetapartor6feetunder78 aaaaaaayyyyy!!!

    • @6feetapartor6feetunder78
      @6feetapartor6feetunder78 4 роки тому +2

      @@natralskitsophrenia8465 no cheering in the halls
      99 seconds, detention for you, when will you learn?

  • @fabulouschild2005
    @fabulouschild2005 3 роки тому

    13:42 FAM YOUR CHILLS VOICE IS PERFECT

  • @dhyrbfyty9942
    @dhyrbfyty9942 5 років тому +2

    You sent Chills down my spine with how accurate that was 😂

  • @jungkookiesandtae5727
    @jungkookiesandtae5727 4 роки тому +14

    That first one kinda pissed me off to be honest 😂 like, my grandparents aren't even really in my life anymore because of a dick uncle but do you see me complaining? No. Some people fail to realise how good they have it, and won't until it's gone.

    • @animationking8647
      @animationking8647 3 роки тому

      You kinda are complaining ngl

    • @jungkookiesandtae5727
      @jungkookiesandtae5727 3 роки тому

      @@animationking8647 my point in the comment above is literally saying how some people should appreciate what they have. I wasn't complaining; I was stating that some people need to be more grateful for what they have in life. Sorry if you didn't catch this meaning ✌️😚

  • @vedant_kashyap
    @vedant_kashyap 5 років тому +96

    Was ...was slazo killed by Duolingo ? =/

  • @Merp_a_Derp
    @Merp_a_Derp 5 років тому +6

    Hell yeah, the Chills voice is back!

  • @bofa987
    @bofa987 4 роки тому +1

    That pizza one was great, the boss seemed really chill.

  • @joefrogalaska9994
    @joefrogalaska9994 3 роки тому +1

    The classic "yeah I want this for free" everyone now think they are on a subredit

  • @redram5150
    @redram5150 5 років тому +4

    I love it when people add “CASH” when they repeat their lousy offers. What were you offering me before, pesos?... yen?

    • @chelsss12112
      @chelsss12112 3 роки тому +1

      Some small businesses will actually request and/or accept a cash offer as opposed to a credit card payment to avoid taxes, so if you pay with cash they’ll usually lower the price

    • @redram5150
      @redram5150 3 роки тому

      @@chelsss12112 we aren’t talking about businesses, we are referring to people emailing ads placed by individuals.

  • @nidhalsormali3051
    @nidhalsormali3051 4 роки тому +8

    The chills voice though CD

  • @samanthaferricher6338
    @samanthaferricher6338 5 років тому +59

    Holy shit dude you do sound just like chills!!

  • @gamingtoast2778
    @gamingtoast2778 4 роки тому

    That chills impression was on point! Good job!!

  • @lucid_dreams_kitty3287
    @lucid_dreams_kitty3287 4 роки тому

    Your Chills impression is spot on, love it 😂

  • @dontdrugkids2675
    @dontdrugkids2675 5 років тому +9

    Be careful 7:00 switches from dark mode into normal mode.

  • @darkeater600
    @darkeater600 5 років тому +26

    I should stop watching these kinds of videos lmao. I get so mad over a lot of these situations. Yet somehow, it's still interesting to hear these stories.

  • @Luring_Leon
    @Luring_Leon 4 роки тому +7

    Now I think chills holds his nose when he talks

  • @avo.avocado
    @avo.avocado 2 роки тому +1

    I couldn’t form a bond with my grandparents becasue of language and distance barrier, the OP of that story should be grateful to even have them in their life, let along give them $20.

  • @roseofnoonvale6650
    @roseofnoonvale6650 4 роки тому

    That first one really hurt. I recently lost my last grandparent and now I don't have any to send cards to. That person should be happy with who they have.

  • @shinalust287
    @shinalust287 5 років тому +5

    It is so crazy how well you have his voice down. Honestly I thought you were using a modulator at first. 😂

  • @quackzei608
    @quackzei608 4 роки тому +4

    7:46 does anyone know which artist this is i would like to see her work and maybe buy something

  • @HeyItsHyper
    @HeyItsHyper 4 роки тому +3

    I’m so late here but that chills voice actually killed me

  • @exclamationmark5461
    @exclamationmark5461 3 роки тому +1

    100% EXPOSURE budget

  • @BlueHemlok
    @BlueHemlok 4 роки тому

    Emkay,the voices you pull off to make this entertaining is fantastic man

  • @skytak3214
    @skytak3214 4 роки тому +3

    Oo I got something for the subreddit!
    My brother and I got gift cards and we made a agreement that he would buy animal crossing and I would buy a gift card so he could buy the Pokémon expansion pack.
    I agreed and a week passed. That week was super chill, but the weeks leading up to the releasing day of animal crossing sucked.
    My brother treated me like I was some sort of maid! He would constantly bother me and try to get into fights with me. I was buy something for HIS switch. And if I didn’t get to play the game it would be much of a lose for me.
    Cause he only lets me play games after he beats them. Like not even when he not on the switch. He HAS to beat the game first.
    I told him I wouldn’t buy the gift card. He obviously thought I was kidding. I wanted to give him a second chance and I did.
    But he kept pestering me even after my multiple warnings. So on the day I went to buy the gift cards I didn’t buy it. I bought my self a new charger and came home.
    My brother was infuriated that I didn’t buy the gift card. And he honestly seemed like he didn’t know why I didn’t buy it lol.
    I don’t feel bad cause he was being a complete jerk.

  • @milla9189
    @milla9189 5 років тому +4

    that fuckin voice impression is amazing. i literally thought it was him

  • @kdotdachampofficial
    @kdotdachampofficial 4 роки тому +4

    It's confirmed. EmKay has multiple different channels

  • @Deathbatman
    @Deathbatman 4 роки тому +1

    Gasp I hate it when I get free money from my grandparents out of nowhere

  • @leonausten1800
    @leonausten1800 5 років тому

    Not kidding, I was like, is chills there, is he undercover, are you friends? Best impersonator 😂😂😂

  • @aymarichan3774
    @aymarichan3774 5 років тому +5

    Ugh chill. Love and hate him. His voice gets annoying after a while 😂❤️ That was a perfect impression.

  • @surtaandume_psykermystyk4010
    @surtaandume_psykermystyk4010 4 роки тому +4

    Chills voice on point! Sincerely, a perfect imitation!
    That being said, please, never assault my ears like that again! I here that voice in my nightmares, and I cherish my nightmares, I love them, they're like personalized horror movies and don't like it when they are intruded upon by fukn CHILLS ...of all people!
    Lol, I'm only joking, I enjoyed the impression, it was truly spot-on!
    But...im not joking about me nightmares,my son. I try and terrify myself everyday(not an easy task), in order to cultivate the perfect nightmare each night. Want to hear about my dark and silent playground mmm?...
    😁

  • @itsruta
    @itsruta 5 років тому +8

    Imagine not knowing what MCM is, couldn't be me.

  • @ilovevamps1398
    @ilovevamps1398 4 роки тому +2

    OH MY GOD THE CHILLS VOICE 😂 I’m fucking dying.

  • @timurdobrianskyi179
    @timurdobrianskyi179 3 роки тому +1

    If someone says something like that answer : "Did you think I'd find myself in the garbage field?"

  • @petrxs
    @petrxs 5 років тому +4

    "We're taking a shtroll through r slas choosingbeggars"
    0:36

  • @GriethDay
    @GriethDay 5 років тому +12

    You’re doing a great job, New Guy

  • @andy9118
    @andy9118 4 роки тому +8

    Badass Chills voice. You sound exactly like him!

  • @wallabam
    @wallabam 3 роки тому +1

    I FUCKING LOVE HIS CHILLS VOICE

  • @arielallen9478
    @arielallen9478 4 роки тому +1

    wait, your chills voice is so good??????? it's like he was really here lmao