This satire is so good I almost fell for it. Good job. Brilliantly illustrates the ignorance and lack of compassion and rational thought we see within the "designer" religions and self appointed "ministers". I didn't know whether to laugh or cry - especially at the thought of "scaring" an atheist into thinking something. Religion is based on emotional responses, atheism is based on logical thought processes.
Hello Edward. Our college ministries Pastor ordered a bunch of your praiseworthy shirts for our "Spring Break for Christ" event in Florida. He sent word back that many co-eds were baptized wearing their T-shirts. They must really fear the hot fires of Hell because he said he was using ice water. Praise be to God!
I didn't put the apostrophe at the end of the other words on purpose because they weren't meant to have 'is' at the end, they were just used a plural words, and I thought not to add them in because there were enough apostrophes already. I knew someone would point that out though. I'll say it this way then....."I know how to use my-there, they're, their, to, too, your, you're-words correctly." Is that all right with you?
Yes 'you're' is short for 'you are' and I used it correctly. The sentence would have said, 'you are fine', in other words 'you're' was correct in the context of my post.
In one end of the circle there's God, in the other end is the truth of Bible. Now, as good Christians, we must go and pray for that there will ends in circles.
Don't care for all them jeering speeches, you are THE one true Christian here on UA-cam! Thank you for the offers! As to the H-Ly Circle I am not yet absolutely convinced; I will pray for my better understanding!!!
I love all the subtle humor like "where non-believers are burned alive after they die", that's just awesome. I'd like to buy the first shirt, if I can scrounge up some money I'll do it.
You can get T-shirts much cheaper elsewhere other than Cafe press. I would recommend buying them from another distrubuter, and selling them on your own website. You can buy custom shirts for $6-7 a piece wholesale, so that you can sell them for more like $10-12 a piece instead of asking ~20 bucks for them. God bless :-p
If I had money and if I didn't mind wearing t-shirts that flaunt my opinions on religion, I would totally buy one to support edward. Honestly, they're great.
You should do some black tees with white lettering. I'd definitely buy some of those. Next time I need a new t-shirt, you're high on the list, great job.
I was wondering why its been so long since your last upload that I was getting worried, and the video you uploaded is one filled with awesome merchandise! want all of those shirts.
Great video. This one hit more successfully for me. The "no homo" thing was just hilarious. My favorite gay-for-jesus type of deal was on South Park, when Cartman became a Christian Rock artist, and sang about "Jesus creamy glory all over his face," and stuff like that.
"I love Jesus almost to the point of an abomination."
Best Edward Current line yet (out of a mighty field of great lines).
This satire is so good I almost fell for it. Good job. Brilliantly illustrates the ignorance and lack of compassion and rational thought we see within the "designer" religions and self appointed "ministers".
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry - especially at the thought of "scaring" an atheist into thinking something. Religion is based on emotional responses, atheism is based on logical thought processes.
Hello Edward. Our college ministries Pastor ordered a bunch of your praiseworthy shirts for our "Spring Break for Christ" event in Florida. He sent word back that many co-eds were baptized wearing their T-shirts. They must really fear the hot fires of Hell because he said he was using ice water. Praise be to God!
"I love Jesus .. almost to the point of an abomination."
Haha, that's just great!
i really like the satires in your channel! i always lmao
"Please act now"!
Your videos have kept me entertained for a long time Mr. Current, and for this I have bought a tee-shirt
"almost to the point of an abomination"
amazing line
freakin love your videos sir current; going to have one of the shirts in no time :)
Hopefully those are 100% cotton. You know how much god hates combining fabric types!
"I love Jesus... almost to the point of an abomination."
hahahahaha
What if some Christian actually believed this was serious and bought the shirts?
I loved your move during fadeout, Ed! :oD
"Tho holy circle of logic" LOL! You win cookies!
God bless you Edward, and God bless America!
lol these videos are just too fucking funny. You sound exactly like a real Christian.
"....almost to the point of an abomination"
LMAO
Worship me … or else xD
I want these T-Shirts!!
"Excuse me, I have to undress Jesus now. No homo!"
lololol!!!
I didn't put the apostrophe at the end of the
other words on purpose because they weren't
meant to have 'is' at the end, they were just
used a plural words, and I thought not to add
them in because there were enough apostrophes
already. I knew someone would point that out
though. I'll say it this way then....."I know
how to use my-there, they're, their, to, too,
your, you're-words correctly." Is that all right
with you?
That last one is great to wear to church, priests love it!
Praize the lord and thank you Edward for your devotion.
"I love Jesus almost to the point of abomination" - Hilarious
Last 2 seconds = EPIC. Totally getting the one with the perfect reasoning on the front and wearing it to school!
It was good to see such a wholsome man give Jesus the proper Christian SIDE HUG HE deserves !
hahaha "keep in mind that the circle is the most perfect shape that god ever created" classic line!
"Hell... where non-believers are burned alive after they die"
epic...
Omg can I still get 2nd shirt also I just discovered your videos so late but I’ve been non stop laughing 😂😂
I would wear every one of these shirts to uni!
Yes 'you're' is short for 'you are' and I used it
correctly. The sentence would have said,
'you are fine', in other words 'you're' was
correct in the context of my post.
Loved the ending when it was fading to black. Made me laugh.
Wow it's like teaching the Bible with t-shirt. God bless you.
already made my first order.... excited for my t'shirt's arrival. Thanks Ed!
In one end of the circle there's God, in the other end is the truth of Bible.
Now, as good Christians, we must go and pray for that there will ends in circles.
"I love Jesus almost to the point of an abomination"
HILARIOUS!! TEN stars!!
Don't care for all them jeering speeches, you are THE one true Christian here on UA-cam! Thank you for the offers!
As to the H-Ly Circle I am not yet absolutely convinced; I will pray for my better understanding!!!
I love all the subtle humor like "where non-believers are burned alive after they die", that's just awesome.
I'd like to buy the first shirt, if I can scrounge up some money I'll do it.
I liked that part at the end. I can tell you really love Jesus.
I love the fade-out. Fiver and I'm getting the shirt with the clouds.
The circle reminds me of my dad!
He also defended his circular argument, and was even a bit proud of it...
poor thing...
Brilliant comic timing in those last few seconds
LOL I want the "Worship me... OR ELSE!" t-shirt!!!
Your accountant seems to be very smart, you should always listen to him.
I started laughing at the end. Hahaha. Very well made.
If I have spare money, I'll definitely order these shirts first chance I get!
may the lord jesus bless you for your glorious works mr edward current!
"Please act now" made me lol.
I loved the 'Burned alive after they die' part and the ending was hilarious!!! 5/5!
the moment right before the fade to black was hilarious.
Circular logic at its best!
It's brilliant! :D I love you so much.
Rock on, man.
You can get T-shirts much cheaper elsewhere other than Cafe press.
I would recommend buying them from another distrubuter, and selling them on your own website. You can buy custom shirts for $6-7 a piece wholesale, so that you can sell them for more like $10-12 a piece instead of asking ~20 bucks for them.
God bless :-p
when Jesus rolled in I fell out of my chair LOLing
"Ironically" whatever that means. LOL. i love Eddie so much.
Don't even act like you love Jesus more than I do, Eddie!
Love the "God Mocker" !!!
Isn't the beauty of satire that it allows a person to think before their defense mechanisms kick in?
Your accountant rocks.
I love Jesus almost to the point of an abomination. LOL!
Loved the end!
I'll take one of each, please!
OMFG Edward - you hit it out of the PARK on this one!
Did I see you 'feel up' Jesus at the end? Classic!
keep it up!
LMAO now I have to go watch that "An atheist meets God" video. It's my favourite!
If I had money and if I didn't mind wearing t-shirts that flaunt my opinions on religion, I would totally buy one to support edward.
Honestly, they're great.
"I have to undress Jesus now... no homo!" Oh how I love you Edward Current.
Keep up the good work, man! You're great in your subtlety;)
last few frames are KILLER. love it.
Yes, so is he.
Possibly your finest Edward. Thank you.
me too it was the best part of the whole video, and he was like copping a feel
your accountant is a genius! lol
I agree with cosmiceon, it would be awesome to get one in black, and I would love to wear one!
"The Holy Circle of Logic"
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
You should do some black tees with white lettering. I'd definitely buy some of those. Next time I need a new t-shirt, you're high on the list, great job.
Seeing as there were fundies who didn't realize this is satire, I wonder how many fundies are gonna end up buying one of those shirts.
LOL!
The ending was the best ever!
I'd prefer the love of money over the lack of money too. lol
and the god>bible>god-circle is just hilarious.
The end of the video where you go for Jesus... LMAO!
I want the last two. Great job
lol the "God-mocker" one is like a T-shirt saying "Got Milk?"
They're rather simple for my tastes. But the message is clear. I might just have to get one of these.
This is hysterical! You are a great satirist!
i love the "holy circle of logic" one lol
Ed, you are a DAMNED genius! :)
I'm big on the 2nd one, I think I might buy one!
Good work!
I like how he threw in the "no homo" line. Dude must be from da hood!
Your intro just reminds me how churches always preach prosperity gospel, yet they themselves dont believe god will provide them financially.
thank you Mr Current!
Got a little close to him at the end there.. You must really Love Jesus.
I was wondering why its been so long since your last upload that I was getting worried, and the video you uploaded is one filled with awesome merchandise!
want all of those shirts.
LMAO! loved that ending where you were groping and about to make out with Jesus
Great video. This one hit more successfully for me. The "no homo" thing was just hilarious. My favorite gay-for-jesus type of deal was on South Park, when Cartman became a Christian Rock artist, and sang about "Jesus creamy glory all over his face," and stuff like that.
Holy circle of logic, lmfao. This is great.
Bought the Checkmate shirt. That's amazingly sound logic!!!
Oh my god. This is amazing.
I am so gonna go buy the Circle shirt. Perfect to wear in public.
Thank the lack of god I looked at channel description. When you said no homo I thought this guys pulling my chain.
nope lol I meant 'you're. fine, for sure.
"I have to undress Jesus... No homo"
Lmao!
I just realised, if you stick glasses on that cardboard cut out, you've got Thunderf00t :P (well, close enough)
God luck$ Ed!.. i bless you.
if the "holy circle of logic" shirt didnt have anything on the back I would want it.... damn
Lol
"Ironically, whatever that means"
I just want it because of all those "Only God" bumper stickers I see on cars all the time.
The ending, Ed you are awesome :D
i liked the "or else" shirt
i hope you come up with some more
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