Monday: today I woke up and went to school Tuesday: today I woke up and went to school Wednesday: today I woke up and went to school Thursday: today I woke up and went to school Friday: today I woke up and went to school ❤️❤️❤️❤️ I love Hannah ❤️❤️❤️❤️
+xxhannahb BUT HEY I FANCY YOU TOO (my name is Hannah) HMU JOSEPH ... I may be 16 but hey, what's 7 years difference?? jk but Jesus Christ, I wish I was 23
thats literally how my diary is about and at the end of every one of the pages in my diary it said, "im tired, goodnight" 😂😂😂i think its hilarious it makes no sense
So in joes secondary school, people were nice to the yougest year... Meanwhile in inverness we shoulder barge them and send them sliding doen corridors becuase fuck it 😂
that's like most schools in the whole of the UK I live on the south coast of England and when I was in year 7 I got beaten black and blue by a group of 10 year 9's
In the US we would see who could get the most detention in the span of one week. let's just say I got suspended one to many times. Also there was freshman Friday that was the hardcore shit.
Ruth West perhaps you're one of the "popular kids" taking part in the actions. Also with you being in school still at least use correct grammar (doesn't instead of don't)
Well Hanna is probably wishing rn that she dated you. Look at you my handsome boy, bet she regrets it a lot. but oh well now you are mine (he looks so good in a football t shirt not gonna lie)
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Joe's diary is the reason I wish I had a diary from when I was younger
Or even now, when I'm older i could read it and laugh
I had a diary and binned it because I cringed so much at it and couldn't have anyone read it😂😂
Start now then!
I did! And wish so much I didnt throw it away. I bet it'd be a right laugh 😂
+Aimee lieks Llamas yeah I'm going to :)
Joe's hair looks really good in this video.
It's not fair. xD
Totally agree 100% 😍😍
It always does 😍
Looks yellow
Agree 100%😊
hi I'm joe sugg
''We didn't have to wear clothes today'' Classic Joe Sugg 2016
Eloise Gilby *2015
Eloise Gilby Lol chu right :p
R.I.P Monty
Eloise Gilby lol yeah
Eloise Gilby he means they didn't have to wear school uniform and got to wear his own clothes because in England we need to wear uniform to school
I cant keep a full diary. I write for like two days and then I'm like 'Flip it! My hands breaking! I cant do this anymore.' 😅😅😂😂
Anonie Muss my handwriting is awwwful
Anonie Muss omg wow that’s so dumb
Same but instead of my hand hurting I forget about it
True me too
Haha same XD
joe should publish his diary..
Omg best idea everr
With all the mistakes!
I would buy it 😂
definetly
One problem to many spelling mistakes!!
If Username: Evie is even a pinch as good as this diary then i will be buying 200 copies
actually i will buy 200 nevertheless
+George Braithwaite Username: Evie = Eviebot Existor
200 copies? What are you going to do with all those lol
+Issie READ THEM ALL
+George Braithwaite Omg same, i want to buy it as soon as it comes but i hate preordering cause then i am forever checking the post haha
Joe I will never get tired of your face.
#Notbeingcreepy
+Brandon Molina lolol
i won't either
I won't either he's hot as ! ❤️❤️💕🔥🔥
samzies
'He was like 3 years younger than me' *sticks 4 fingers up* Congratulations Joe! You've passes maths😂
Passed**
I noticed that too 😂 thaught I was the only one X
+Demi Davis and you passed Literacy
jk no mean to offend
yes yes yasssssss
I was about to say that
I WANNA KNOW HOW THE STORY WITH HANNA CONTINUES NOO
+Kyuurix YES LIKE AHH WHEN WILL PART 5 BE
+Kyuurix don't we all D:
+Kyuurix same and also i really like your videos ^^
+Kyuurix samee
part five needs to come sooner!!!! will you please look at my channel and subscribe? I'm so so so close to 150 subs which is my goal.
"Today I woke up and built a coffin- Woah woah woah we gotta back track a bit." I CANT OMF IM DYING
I love your diary it's so cool. You've made me start my own diary. Thx!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉
+DatGirlDoe at first I thought he said 'today I woke up and made a coffee' XDDD
+rebecca kocabas samexD
+DatGirlDoe I wtf'ed when he said that and assumed he was gonna kill someone XD
lol
I WANT EPOSDE 5 PLEASE
Episode **
+Lauren Wilkinson YES!!!!
Me too plz joe give us episode 5
Still waiting on that den video...
Hollo
My name is blade
Yup
Still waiting yes
Same
"today I woke up and made a coffin" 0_0
XDDD, the coffin for me from that comment XD
Lol
+Emme Parks Yep casual mornings with Joe xDDD
+NCShadow good one
+Brookie xD
i fancy joe more than yesterday and yesterday i saw him in a suit at janyas wedding x
Gurl.
+marieroseeee when did janya get married
+Becky Anderson on Thursday
Rebecca Brown
ok this thursday
+marieroseeee ugh ikr
Joe reading his old diary always makes me laugh so much and it kinda makes me regret not having a diary when i was young...
+touchdalight carmie!
Hello :)
+touchdalight Your videos make me so happy omg 💗💗😋
+touchdalight your comments are everywhere 😂
Shut up
"i had when people get picked on"
*one sentence before*
"i pushed a girl into the boys bathroom, near the toilets, and in a puddle of pee"
Number 5 please! I've just watched all of these videos in a row 😂
ikr
Honestly I did too
Same😂
Same
lol, same
Joe is gorgeous!! 😍😍
He is 😄 haha
+Naomi Plan B yup!!😏😂
I bloody love these! Already excited for number 5! Hint hint
OMFG HI EVE!!! I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL
Hi eve💗💗💗i love you so much your channel is my fav
Please do you now eve I'm so bored😫
Thatcher joe is a beast
Like this comment if you agree
+Eve Bennett love u♥
Joe i am stil waiting on that Den video...
That video better come out soon. It's 2019 and I'm still waiting...
*joe gets closer to my birthdate*
I wonder what he was doing on the day I was born?
*joe gets closer*
omgomgomg
*joe stops video*
NOOOOO
ɑե ӏєαѕт υ тяιє∂
Me too! 10th August plzzzz😂
+Sueycrazy or he just skips past... damnit
Mine is 25th June😁🎉x
+Jen Mac Wilson my birthdays the 10thaugust. What year?
pls make a den
Yasssssssssssssssssssss
I want to see that happen!
+Ella Dambergs same
+amazingphan i thought you meant pls make a dan bc your icon and i was so confused
YOUR USER GIVES ME LIFE ❤️❤️
I love these diary videos ❤️😊
😝👌💁
Same
+Nerdy Chic haha, me too! They're so entertaining.
Same
+nerdy chic same
Jealous of everyone with the name Hannah
Chlo Megan me
Mabel King watch the full video
Chlo Megan haha.. I just happen to be named Hannah..
Hannah Jess it's the Hannah-pocolipse!!!
Hannah Jess I'd say same but it's a full on obsession for me xDD
Ahhh young Joe in love 😂❤️
+Csanád Horváth Actually it's spelt jelos!
Nah it's just cute 😂
+Csanád Horváth why you gotta be so rudeeee? Ok that song is old now sorry 😂
+Jo Powell it's jealous actually
Lol that song seems fine😂😂and if ur handwriting is worser than joes I'd think of it as a privellage 😂😂
JOE YOUR REACTING TO MY OLD DIARY VIDEOS ARE MY FAVOURITE
+JamieVlogs Seen you again lol love ur vids
+superdryfanboy I found him again too phahah
+JamieVlogs EVERYONE OF JOES VIDEOS ARE MY FAVOURITE
*I need you to publish that diary*
PLEASE I KNOR RIGHT?!? 😍😭😍😭😍😭
PLEASE JOE 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Benjamin!! ❤️❤️
+Benjamin Bigger OY MY GOD YES!! :'D
Joe: I fancy Hannah
Me: OMG are you talking to me?!
Probably not 🙂
Nope
Hahaah same
no
Ee
I used to spell just like you when I was a kid 😂 I couldn't spell to save a life 😳
these diary videos are my favorite ❤️
Same. And I still can't spell either
+Katie White hahaha the struggle
Same! Today I had a spelling test and it all went terribly wrong... 😂
Megan wow you've got a lovely voice
Happy birthday, Joe!
Happy birthday! 😃
my birthday was on 8 september too 😁😁😁
+Tijana Filipovic Happy Birthday, Mine isn't today -_-
+Tijana Filipovic happy birthday 😂
+Mrmadcrazyhawk thank you
These are my absolute favourite things ever!!
so freaking hilarious, joe you were a weird child ;)
+AlexsLens same omg 😂
love these vids!
+AlexsLens absolutely right!
😂😂😂😂 absolutely brilliant!! 😂😂😂😂😄😄
"We didn't have to where clothes to school today" LOL
I'm so glad you kept a diary Joe when you were younger!
I love this!
My bum is full of sloppy poo and ready to attack, wa-cha!
+Jake Watkins ... wth
+Jake Watkins I know I know, it always is!
Wtf
One half to my favourite siblings :) loving this so far Joe x
Joe you should call your subscribers "Suggscribers" ✌🏻️😁😉
pinneapple nipples
+Amber Willinger ok ok , Chill it was just a suggestion
+Nattanicha Hunter ^^^ SUGGestion
+Nattanicha Hunter Why did you take that joke seriously?
+Moira Fonacier haha no he calls them sugglets :)
Yeah do a den for a sugg Sunday
am i the only one who is really attracted to joe's eyebrows?
I am as well
probably
On fleek- da fuq
After you said that, I couldn't stop looking at them 😂
+Patricia Ann nope, you´re not the only :)
Everyone in the comments saying "I used to spell like you when I was little." & here's me sat here like "I'm 15 & still spell like that now..."
same😂😂😂
Same 😂😂
It doesn't matter, everyone has their imperfections!
same 😂😂😂
omg same 😱
THESE ARE SO HILARIOUS HAHA ❤️
btw love your hair in this video haha
+Adela I know right 😇😇😇😇😇❤️
geek girlz haha :))
+Adela I did not think u would reply so quick I love your vids
+geek girlz xxx
No offence Joe but I think your mind was already weird before watching Blade
*Joe if you published your old diaries I would buy all the copies
+JayneEmiliaTV Love you!
Yer he so should do that
I would definety love that lol
Omg yes
+JayneEmiliaTV i kinda feel like that is the shittiest idea ever. why would he want to publish his complete diary?
Today I woke up
Omg. Well done. You shall now live 😂😂 jks
😂😂😂😂
+Its Only Izzy OMG Izzy It's me Amber (9J) that was random finding you here 😂
+Dreamer Girl omg hi. Haha so random😂😂
Honestly that's really really deep and inspirational
Joe you sure did have an interesting childhood :P
I love you vids
+DavidParody haha right?
Do u watch everyone? Plz reply
The blush at 5:22 !!!!OH MY GOD !! He almost killed me !!😍💘
I wonder if Hannah watches your videos
i was wondering that
When he said Hannah I freaked out ❤️❤️🙈🙈😂
When he says Hannah its just too Much to handle😍 ( and I freaked a little)
Who's Hannah?
+Zina Chaimaka right
Monday: today I woke up and went to school
Tuesday: today I woke up and went to school
Wednesday: today I woke up and went to school
Thursday: today I woke up and went to school
Friday: today I woke up and went to school
❤️❤️❤️❤️ I love Hannah ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Lol exactly!!
+Gage Boardman same
+Sasha Lacey i woke up like dis
Hannah is my name lol
Sunday: today I woke up and went to golf
Joe, if your hair grows anymore, you'll look like Jimmy Neutron😉😆
oh my gosh this made my day😂😂
Anna Nicholls true though😅😂
Tru
+Rebecca Whiting He'd be a hot Jimmy Neutron.
Neyssi Nerd IKR!
these vids are amazing
I watched this, now I need part 5 😂😂 God the struggle of spelling!
+Davale4Starters Lool man, your videos! The struggle is REAL tho!
Sam Hammerstone Haha tanks (see the struggle 😂) I really appreciate you man.
i fancy joe even more than last year
+Kitty Brown thatcnet ko4
omg troye
Imagine if that Hannah girl is watching this and she's like a huge fan of you 😳😂💘
I am :)
+Hannah Winterton it's not you
+thetomahawk moose calm your knickers, it's called a joke
+Hannah Winterton you wish you were
+thetomahawk moose Yeah so what?
You need to publish your diary joe!😂😆❤️
I WISH I HAD A DIARY TO MAKE FUN OF WHEN I WAS 20! :(
+Skazzer anyone else?
Me!
+Skazzer same, btw love your videos :D
+Erin Howatson haha :)
+Taylor Hoyt thanks so much! :)
No Joe, you don't have to wear clothes.
Best comment yet 😂😂😂😂
And girls say boys are pervs
+john anthony obviously no homo
I wonder what would happen if I commented This on a girls channel, #feminazi
+Those Vloggers 😂😂
JOEE your hair isss HUGE in this One!!! LOVE IT!! hehe
I wish you all a wonderful week xD
+Andy DC awww so sweet I love joe´s hair too
+daisy louise Mary SUGGMONDAY for a change is the best xD
I think everyone secretly makes families with the people they fancy on sims
Joe's Crush on Hannah is even more interesting then the whole Twilight story...
I am sorry this had to be said .,.
Haha!!! 😂
lol
well it is true! (>•~•)>
Agreed
+Viktoria Bravestar
A dog taking a shit is more interesting than Twilight
Please please do more of these?!
I love them😂
+Tatyana Lopez I AGREE!!
Is "make a den" the British English version of "build a fort"??
Yeah it is x
tis Indeed 😄
+JenaPugliese And the Aussie version of dig a hole and put barbed wire around it!
yeah
Yeah
We need number 5!!
defo! 😂😂
Beth Crisp he has it's called wet the bed
Yay!!! I love these :) HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY JOE OMFG I LOVE YOU
"he was three years older than me" (joe holds up 4 fingers)
i have the same birthday as Joe!!
+Lillian Hagan hbd for tomorrow!
+Emily C thank you!
I meant bday anyway Happy birthday to you very early after that I'm going to get a early bday present for me on September 10 and 16 MY BIRTHDAY
I would like to have met young Joe. I think he would have been a hoot. :)
+Emma Drusilla Me too hehe. I love your channel Emma! x
+Emma Drusilla love your channel
Joe, why you wearing a Bath Rugby T-Shirt? You wanna support the team? Then come and LIVE HERE WITH ME! YEAAAAAH!!!
do more vids
do more vids
Bonnie Young Who? Me?
Yay
Yar
Canterbury on his shirt is made in New Zealand
I was obsessed with a boy in my class and he asked me out today 👍🏻
Congrats
Congratulations
+Amelia Hucks Congratulations
I'm so happy for you 😊😊
Congrats!!!
This is honestly the best thing!!!
NO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE VOICE OVERS WHERE YOU READ THE DATE OUT LOUD NOOOOOO BRING IT BACK THAT WAS NEARLY THE BEST PART OF THESE VIDEOS
+xxhannahb BUT HEY I FANCY YOU TOO (my name is Hannah) HMU JOSEPH ... I may be 16 but hey, what's 7 years difference?? jk but Jesus Christ, I wish I was 23
0:47 "He was like 3 yrs younger than me *sticks out 4 fingers*."
Me: Rly? *le facepalms*
CANNOT WAIT FOR #HITTHEROAD!
+ItsZub Already Pre-ordered :)
Yes, same I pre ordered but it's out in November D:
Aubrey Guirey I know but counts as a birthday present for me then :))
+ItsZub oh cool I just had some pocket money and I got It :)
You were such a character ahah!!
love you!!!!
+Noa No.
Fuck off
+Minato Namikaze you fuck off hater!!
You AGAIN !!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
+Noa not getting that much likes these days are we? ;D
HIS HAIR LOOKS AMAZING
Your profile picture is amazing (Phil)
+Swiftie13 thanks my fellow phandom member😂
PHANDOM!!!!!!!! Love youuuuuuuu!!! ❤️❤️❤️
I thought that too 😍😍😍😍
thats literally how my diary is about and at the end of every one of the pages in my diary it said, "im tired, goodnight" 😂😂😂i think its hilarious it makes no sense
A modern day version of a diary is a Twitter account tbh
Super funny video btw Joe like always 😊
Haha
So in joes secondary school, people were nice to the yougest year... Meanwhile in inverness we shoulder barge them and send them sliding doen corridors becuase fuck it 😂
Yup😂😂
that's like most schools in the whole of the UK I live on the south coast of England and when I was in year 7 I got beaten black and blue by a group of 10 year 9's
In the US we would see who could get the most detention in the span of one week. let's just say I got suspended one to many times. Also there was freshman Friday that was the hardcore shit.
+Jordan Christie my secondary school in England don't 😂
Ruth West perhaps you're one of the "popular kids" taking part in the actions. Also with you being in school still at least use correct grammar (doesn't instead of don't)
Omg LETS ALL MAKE DENS
Lol yas!
+Theresa Blueberry I just subbed to your channel! Love it
+Bng ComicZz hahahaha omg thanks :)
I just subscribed too😊💕 x
I've been subscribed for months XD
"He was like three years younger than me"
**holds up for fingers**
😂😂😂😂bravo joe
At least he is not pottering round house again 😂😂😂😂
Omg😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg yass! 😂
I laughed so much at the word ' pottering' 😂😂😂😂
Thought I was early but then I realised how crap and slow the UA-cam notifications 😂
same
yeah everytime they are so slow haha
Same
Same :(
Joes face in the thumbnail. My new lock screen. Nuff said
HAHA
Everybody wants you to have a good day
P.s my name is everybody
Sophie Hind fair enough
Sophie Hind I
You're so right Joe, you weren't obsessed with her at all....😂😂
'Every year I wanted to dig him up too see what he looked like' Joe Sugg talking about his sisters dead guinea pig 2015.
just gone and found you in the comments section, how strange out of the millions that watch him.
Your picture is the best 😉😍
Pure HD Hello, Josh! Lol how did u find meh :3
+Amber Hemmings Thanks
I actually said "ai ai captain " to his intro
Me to. my grandma just looked at me. I said ello govner
I was crazy and said
"Ay ay Joe Sugg"
Joe- “it was my sisters guinipig...”
Me-dying of laughter 😂😂😂
6:28
i wish i was hannah
I am
my name is Hannah
😏
MEEEE
😉😉
Seriously Joe should auction this diary of for charity on eBay after he has finished this series!
Im so Jelos of your spelling Joe
+Jessica Pacera For people who can't get a joke, It's a joke.
I liked it to make you famos
Ha,Thanks
lol
His spelling skills should be the reason he's famos
"Im not obsessed!"
ThatcherJoe 2016
1. rule - hair always has to look INCREDIBLE :D
best wishes from Germany :)
I wonder if hannah is watching
Lol
yes I am
+Hannah's World u look to young
+Hannah's World lol
+Hannah's World u would be like 30 by now 😂
Aw joe I never realized you fancied me funny how u are now successful and I'm still in school hahaha
😂 bet u wish it was u
Said everyone named Hannah watching this video 😂
(Btw I have a channel too if you wanna check it out😜)
+FebBabyDancer #spon
If you were Hannah, I don't think you'd still be in school now!😂😂😁
+Marina Zamora no he's not!!
Well Hanna is probably wishing rn that she dated you. Look at you my handsome boy, bet she regrets it a lot. but oh well now you are mine (he looks so good in a football t shirt not gonna lie)
Enya Sugg it's a rugby shirt
Enya Sugg it's a bath rugby shirt 😂
Enya Sugg hello sugg
Enya Sugg it's a rugby t-shirt
Enya Sugg that is flipping creepy girl 😂
Aha *PART 4* YESSSS :D *IM SOO READY FOR IT lol*
+NarvFilms Same btw i love your channel ^^
"I really hate it when people pick on someone. Then I had a breakdancing contest."
I fucking lost it omg
It always looks like you're talking to people in the corners of your room. Imaginary friends, Joe? haha
+RainyProductions I know they're in the room most of the time. But sometimes it feels like he's not talking to anyone haha
it's me. i lurk in corners
this actually reminds me of tom riddles diary.😂😂
typical horse- mad girl shhhh we do not talk about magical things in front of muggles
4:49 I legit spat out my candy stick from laughing ngl
Same 😂😂😂😂
REACTING TO MY DIARY 5
Can we make this a whole series please? These diary videos are great
Did anybody else notice the yellow on the top of his head or am I going crazy?!?
I think it's just the lighting x
+Jocelyn Cervantes I think its the lights
Your going crazy
Yes
i see it too
He has his Fiji straw in the background !!!