GTA Online Update Week - AGENCY DISCOUNT!
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- Today we go over the brand new update week in GTA Online! #gta5 #gtaonline #gta5update #gta
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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst UA-camr's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 UA-camr)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)
Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.
MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"
I replied "no not really"
He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA UA-camrs are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"
Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...
WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.
Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)
Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)
Thank you DOnALD :)
If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.
Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs
Heh. I bought the Comet yesterday from my Car Shop...
Yeah I was waiting so long for one to pop up in mine. Finally got it bout a week ago week ago
Same i bought 2 from autoshop. 1 original for collection, another 1 to convert at benny’s
Me too
B.S.
Wish there was a something on the website telling you what cars you own, always forget which ones I have😅
That would be a sick future to add in a update
Harm really is giving us a lot of good updates and info on the latest news in GTA!
You should buy the Akuma, that specific one right there is a rare variant, normal Akumas have non-removable fender at the front, and the one in Simeon’s dealership does not have a front fender which is what makes it rare.
I thought it was double money on the contract finale? 🤔
it is
It is.
It is
Finally Dinka Akuma, my old ps3 memories coming back
Luxury autos has had a freaking minivan for like a month so this is a bit better
I’m happy the comet is back I can buy 4 and take 2 of them to Benny and leave the other 2 stock I love the comet ❤
I've paused at 1:33... My prediction is luxury autos will be garbanzo beans.
Edit - I was right xD
W background music
First: BTD 5
Last: COC
Definitely will try n win the hoonicorn
I can’t believe i won my very first car from the casino today 😁
Sumo remix is the best
Would be nice if so many including myself could get the 2 milly but our contract missions are broken on xbox1
Last I did them it worked I’ll check later when I play
@@5.7.0bassin2 same finished one last night an got paid 2 mil
I want the presidential limo.The Beast in GTA5 online.The limos we have need updates.
Why don't They just give us the whole presidential pack.Secret service vehicles air force one everything
Wbu ls customs card we can buy
Guys, i have done the 3 missions for dr dre yesterday. But if i continue play the remainder 8 missions to the finale after this update, does it still count for double money?
For sure
Ahhhh finally the comet
Gona buy 3 ngl and one sr
Btw this car can also be bought from the auto shop with the customer car lifts
Hello HarmNone😄
Why doesnt gta let us know if we already have the car😊
Heyyy boooooyyys
HeeEeeeEeeyY BoooooOooOOyyYYs!!
You are late 😏
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Simeon's >>>>>> Luxury Autos
7 seconds 1 view. Man, you fell off❤
Thnxxx Great Content HarmNone 🫡😎🫡