The Craziest Lengths People Went to For Revenge
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Unrelated but if you can cover 'revenge attacks in china' on one of your more serious channels you'd be doing a really noble necessary thing for the victims and possible peace in the future. well wishes🙏🏾
The guys at Backblaze didn't believe me that Backblaze sent me.
It's very cold in spaaaace
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@@tubensalat1453i thought he said that too lol 😂
I love that Dave is like, "Yeah, he took out credit cards in my name, whatever. But if that fucker takes my curry one more time..."
Dave was probably lying about the credit cards, that's all that was.
You don't mess with a man's food
Yes that's how you write fiction. It's all he does.
@@RitzStarr oooooooooooooooooooooooooo do tell
I mean, have you ever had a properly made curry??
As a woman, hearing the decent men of the world call out other men's awful actions will never get old. Neither will hearing other women stand up for themselves & each other.
@@ascotalexanderbruce Not sure why you seem to think I support misandry based on my comment about how much I love seeing decent men call out the awful ones. I just appreciate all of the good men (I know there are many) out there being themselves.
I love it when people come together and say we're not going to deal with this crap anymore it restores my faith in humanity. There is what is lawful and there is what is right it can be a fuzzy line at times. Mob Justice isn't always the answer except for when it is❤
Here I am, 5 seconds in, trying to figure out how to serve gazpacho soup "precisely and mercilessly"
It's all about the plating
Phantom Limb is a certified legend
I suppose you have never been to Spain.
Just try different things, eventually you'll find something that works
Not like Arnold Rimmer.
I fucking died at "i was thinking oh he took the beer from fridge no he comitted MEGA FRAUD"🤣😂🤣😂
Dave really has had the most interesting life. Every time he starts a video with a story from his own life, I know it's going to be insane, scary, or just plain weird, but always hilarious.
Yes, that's called writing fiction. Not particularly good or believable fiction either. Probably because his actual life is dull and empty.
@RitzStarr someone's projecting... you're obviously a fan of his writing of you're a fan of this channel... lol grow up and look in a mirror
@@RitzStarr Are you Paul?
@@RitzStarrok paul 🤡
I also read once as part of the Caesar story that while in custody, Caesar convinced the pirates to sleep 20 feet away from him because they smelled bad and that offended him. And they did partly because he wouldn't shut up about it.
I personally love the stories of those who indeed fucked around followed by a healthy dose of finding out.
Yes, the finding out is the best part, but sadly, all too often it's the wrong people finding out after others did all the fucking around
I love the honest outro from Simon. "Pay your tradesmen"
If they deliver, you should too.
Simon, you can't have it both ways. You can't tell your writers to drastically limit their personal annecdotes and introductions, and then be upset when Dave doesn't elaborate on his former roomate commiting massive fraud in his name. RIP Danny's introductions. #OGBB
OGBB i see you and i miss them too
Ditto #OGBB
I miss Danny. Dudes a legend.
OGBB business as usual
Always remember Tim Shaw (radio presenter in the UK) having his wife exact revenge on him.Shaw's wife, Hayley, sold his Lotus Esprit, worth £25,000, for 50p on eBay after he joked with Jodie Marsh live on air that he would leave his wife and two children for her
Revenge is best served cold, revenge is sweet, revenge is.. ice cream.
It all becomes clear...
Sorry. I left my comment before I saw yours. :D
You'll get your just desserts.
I still think Saint Olga of Kiev has one of the most INSANE revenge story's I have ever heard.
Those Drevlians had no idea 😂
Oh yesss, I saw the Netflix doc about that Akku guy. I can only say I wholeheartedly approve of the justice that was meted out to him by the community
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Revenge is sweet.
You'll get your just desserts.
Therefore, revenge must be ice-cream.
Gazpacho ice-cream.
Cold, precise, and maerciless.
Holy shit, Dave's coming in hot on this one!
Likely because his pants are on fire. Y'know, cuz he spent half the video rambling about a fictional story he made up about himself.
I'm still waiting for Dave: The Movie.
...not as hot as his curry tho
@@RitzStarrSince you typed this claim so many times you must be able to show proof?
Steven He appearance at about 7:30! 🎉 what a pleasant surprise!
Simon: I refuse to believe anything without evidence!
also Simon: I choose to believe this unsupported statement because it's awesome.
Oh my gosh the new scam song edit 😂😂😂 I'm rolling.
I feel like “And remember: always pay your tradespeople!” should become a standard part of the outro. 😂 (as a freelance writer I heartily agree with this statement)
There is no situation that can not be improved by a Venture Bros reference
I dare you to make less sense.
😂 this channel keeps me going. That's it, just this channel. Thanks Simon and Gang.
The first part of this episode could basically be a makeshift Mad Libs 🦆
On the issue of 'pay your tradespeople' there was an inversion of that recently when a elderly gentleman from Kingsclere wanted a new kitchen. He bought it from Wickes but was unhappy with the workmanship. Refusing all offers to remedy the snagging issues, he demanded that Wickes remove the kitchen entire. Noting that this would cost a lot more than it would to fix it, Wickes declined. In retaliation, he hired a tank and parked it outside the Basingstoke branch where it remained for several weeks. After he eventually left, he received a ban from all branches of Wickes and the Basingstoke branch now has anti tank barricades at the car park entrance.
I've always been a huge fan of Julius Caesar, I remember being told this story at school - standard 2/age 8 when we had library afternoon once a week and the teacher who was also the librarian - this was a small country school - taught us lots of Roman history along with the Greek and Roman mythology. Thank you Mr Bridgely.
Sam is a legend for including at least 1 Venture Bros clip in each Blaze. Infinitely referenceable show
This one wasn't edited by Sam it was Julian, but apart from that very true 😁
@@ilsingr5750 Then they're both legends. Top 3 all time cartoon
My headphones were disconnected when this video started on my phone whilst in the office at work. Simon's shouting brought some strange looks.
The editing today is _chef's kiss_ as always.
That lady thought she could do a Donald T*ump on that guy and ended up finding out that she was not Donald T*ump. XD
Trump will soon have a yuge comeuppance.
Glad to see the coins from the episode written by Dave
i’m so distracted by thinking about the coins i’ve had to restart the video.
I wanna see the supercut of every single time Simon has said "What are you up to?!"
Dave keeps telling us crimes he committed, but very little about which mob took his eyes
Yeah, I think Dave may been sighted at one time. I was close to the blind community at one time, so I wonder about this. I'm a trained blind guide and hate people guiding wrong on TV.
Take your pick. That's all he does, make things up. Dude is a chronic liar.
He has a UA-cam channel and you can see that his eyes look normal. They just don't work. So.
Don't know about the Porsche one but Tim Shaw co host of Car SOS in UK thirsted after a glamour model he was interviewing on the radio, think he actually said something about trading one in for other. His wife was listening and listed car on eBay for silly amount but collection had to be quick. It was a Lotus Elise worth about 20-30k at the time. True story.
The quacking actually works… maybe have a different sound effect for every profanity. Makes it easier to understand what you’re talking about
Age of Consent varies from state to state. It's 18 in California and some states, 16-17 other states. Some states also have "Romeo and Juliet" provisions, where couples close in age are exempt from SR laws. Basically, a legal sexual relationship cannot become illegal just because the older partner had a birthday.
15:25 Like the Sun has anything to do with actual news!
I'm American, and even *I* know that! 😂
16:30 Damnit. I just had my first "I'm old" moment. Simon's a greybeard and his default silly melody is a *Pokémon theme!*
from Smash 64
Genuinely thought Lorelei edited this because of the metalocalypse reference @1:41
That really confused me, because before that I was thinking "damn, no Lorelei, again 😿"
That was one of the best intros I've ever seen on this channel! BRAVO
7:20 this editing is perfect, and that lady made a badass statement
Hey Dave, if you ever find yourself in that situation again, get a mini fridge for your bedroom. Bravo on the hot sauce revenge though.
Unless you can prove you regularly consume ridiculously spicy food, this is considered booby-trapping and is illegal in the USA 😬 be prepared to eat that shit in court lmao
@andrew24601 Just tell the judge what your roommate is like and charges will be dropped immediately. They know some people deserve it. Lol
@@andrew24601 Does that also apply to your own home or only communal spaces? aka work fridges. That sounds like the kind of thing that would be in place at a workplace but I don't feel like they should have that same level of control or authority in your own home.
Yeah I'm on those women's side. Well done.
I basically giggled the entire entry after he started getting hit with the shoe
8:54 u know u've seen so many shows and movies, when u said this exact quote, before it even came on screen😂😂
Julian keep those Venture Bros memes coming. ✌️ GO TEAM VENTURE! ✌️
On my way to work one day I made an illegal U turn, and some road vigilante (not a cop) got upset and cut me off/ break checked me, and flipped me off. He ended up going to my job wanting to have a drink after work. I was the bar tender
“Here you go friend, shot on the house. What’s it called? Prairie Fire.”
It's not cool to illegally turn on someone and then passive aggressively label them a road vigilante. You're a dick. Plain and simple.
@@Ma660t5andw1ch Ice cold rumplemints
@@malditoduende2140 Did you tell them "Turns out, revenge is also a drink best served cold."?
"Yea you can never have enough precision in your soup"... GO TEAM VENTURE!
Was Caesar’s poetry anything like Vogon poetry?
Was he the writer of the one about the bit of green putty he found in his armpit?
Simon has his own hot sauce. Booty blaze 😂. For intellectuals, cowboys & astronauts only.
There WAS a bar near where I live some years ago that was renovated. The owner failed to pay the team that built the new building. Shortly after, around 2 am, he received a call that was from the local fire department, telling him his new bar is currently on fire. He rushed to the scene and found all eight firemen standing around, keeping all the onlookers at a safe distance, AND LITERALLY ROASTING MARSHMALLOWS in the raging inferno that WAS his bar. He then noticed that all eight of them were familiar faces. And the eldest son of the chief of police is also in that eight. The ninth familiar face was the local fire marshal. They were his unpaid construction crew. ALWAYS PAY THE SERVICE WORKERS. Oh, and one of the crew bought the lot, and only cleaned enough of the rubble to make leaving the rest not technically illegal. the remains are still there, taunting that cheapskate. The place burned near two decades ago.
I believe that's called Justice
@@troygarza5720It's also called racketeering.
@@JoshSweetvale spoken like commie who didn't believe in paying what's owed
Too bad this video wasn't uploaded on the Ides of March. You guys miss an opportunity there?
What's a week between friends?
Thanks Simon
5:43 I'm going to assume what you said during the bleep was, "played patty cake". So, "he played patty cake with 40 women". He sounds fun
Hey... Aren't those the coins from your Dave Is Daredevil test on your desk?!! My suspension of disbelief is ruined! You've shattered the illusion, and therefore you've shattered my middle age. Way. To. Go. Great job. 😭
“Dave! This isn’t _Casual Criminalist!”_
Love all of your channels usually informative, always enjoyable. This has been one of my favorites.
The first time I heard that Porsche story was 1979 and it was set in San Diego.
Can't believe it's still got legs after all these years.
The best part of the car story is that it is listed as being in "cheated in condition" 😂
16:15 Simon got some sick moves
The intro startled my dog, who was sleeping so peacefully
Backblaze is the best stock I’ve ever bought. Got in at 4$, it’s now a 10$ stock with no signs of slowing down. Thanks for the tip Simon
the editing is 🔥🔥🔥
Saw the sponsor banner and for a spilt second I though it was ANOTHER Simon Whistler & Co production 😂😂
EDITOR! YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH THE VENTURE BROTHERS! me too tho.. its cool
All the venture bros clips lately...chefs kiss
Sorry about being here late, Simon…
Same though
Not first.
Yeah, I missed the bus for this one also
remember to play with the balls
Simon is going to revenge you.
I have to say I really appreciate the Venture Brothers memes sprinkled in the brain Blaze lately. I'm not sure who is doing the editing but carry on you're doing a wonderful job. Go team venture!✌️
Love the Enron mug...
Your editor had his work cut out for him for this episode
14:20 ...and the babysitter...lol
Me reading "r-word" and thinking "even abbreviated like that it's still a weird thing to call him"
10 seconds later... oh, THAT r word.... Daaaaaaamn
More please! These were awesome..
At least Caesar was a politician who kept his word. 🤣🤣🤣
I live in Solihull!! I shall do some digging!!
11:03
_... the future emperor ..._
He isn't considered and emperor. His last office was _dictator_ which was an official republican office used in perilous times. However, a normal Roman dictator could only reign for half a year and had immunity from prosecution for what he had done in office.
Both Sulla's and Caesar's dictatorships were actually unconstitutional, especially since Caesar was declared _dictator perpetuus_ in 45 BC, meaning "for life". This life, however, didn't last long.
Writer Dave is a legend. And the editors for brain blaze are hilarious.
Oh and Simon's pretty cool too lol ❤
Sam thanks for the Beyoncé/Simon dance! That sh*t made me laugh so hard I had an asthma attack, totally worth it!!
The Enron mug is amazing! 😂
I live in Solihull b90 and I have heard about this story, I had never took much note of it and till now I must look into this now tho. 😂
The porsche 911 story might be true but it also sounds like a urban legend I Heard about in the 90's with a divorced woman selling a Thunderbird she got in the divorce for a dollar to spite a cheating husband.
I remember hearing that!
Am I missing something here, or is this total nonsense? If she got it in the divorce, how is selling it for a dollar doing anything to her husband?
@@hughcaldwell1034 I don't think you understand how much car people love their cars.
I heard a version of this in the late 80's, "selling car and house for a couple hundred and sending the, now divorced, husband half the money".
@@hughcaldwell1034 Most versions of the urban legend include a note from the husband, "Please sell the car and send me the money."
Late to the show again! God dammit Peter!!!
🔌 If you were wondering about the dodecahedrons, Simon’s got a vid for that on Decoding the Unknown 🔌
Ya damn right he does. Heard the writer on that one is pretty good too.
"While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself."
-- Douglas Horton
Starting my day with my favourite show!
Simon: Given that the sea is fairly big, you might have thought this would have been difficult, nay impossible.
Caesar: Actually, it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Did not expect the Frozen meme, good choice
The enron coffee mug tho
09:38
Actually, this was still the Roman republic.
amazing as always lads. Just leaving a lil for the engagemet, and to shout ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY MONARCH!!!
15:30 Reminds me of a KMart ad I saw once. Former race car driver turned commentator Darrell Waltrip was at a drive in diner and saw the bill had $10 for a hamburger so he told a story of a guy who bought a hot rod for $10. A woman was selling the car because her husband was having an affair and run off with his mistress. He told he to sell the car and send him the money. She mailed him a $10 bill.
Factboy breakin' off a little Ice Cube. Fo shizzle.
When I see Backblaze I think about the real early critical role commercials
The memes in this one: *chef's kiss*
If Lorelei was editing, we would've gotten some Dana Dan.
Maybe next time
I miss Lorelei's editing. Seems she rarely does any editing of late.
I’m the odd woman out whom is obsessed by ancient history & I think of the Roman Empire multiple times a day. In a alternate universe I’m definitely an archaeologist. When the tic toc trend started my husband thought it was my doing bc I reference something roman daily.
Turns out it’s just men whom saw “300” and use it as amp material for working out.
thats life in a boarding house
I feel your doing Caesar a great disservice. Caesar may have been entitled, but he was legendarily persuasive. He didn't use coercion or bullying. His skills at oratory were so powerful, it's said he could get you to do whatever he thought you should do, by giving you a speech. History certainly backs that up. When kings caused revulsion in Rome, he became one in all but name, an impressive feat
Best revenge story I personally saw was about a married couple. The wife was told by her husband that he was divorcing her for his younger girlfriend. In the divorce, he was awarded one of the classic cars. She had her brother, who was a mechanic, come and completely disassemble the car from bumper to bumper. She sent the car to him in boxes. No parts were damaged and were all there, but the bolts were all in a separate box mixed together. Took him thousands of dollars and years of work. Legend
Bull shit! That story has been around since my grandfather's days as a mechanic.
@HoundMonkey a version of it maybe, but I meet a person it actually happened too. It was a 65 mustang. He lived in Knoxville TN.
Wow! Been a minute since ive seen a backblaze ad. Lol
Can you do episodes on the writers lives
When’s the P Diddler episode coming out?? 😂