@@andy2950 "Imagine how disgusting it would be if you were the 1000th, 999th, 998th, 997th, 996th, 995th, 994th, 993th, 992nd..." etc etc doesn't make for a very catchy comment
I suppose it all comes down to how “slept with” is defined (in terms of what acts fall under that umbrella). I really don’t want to think about the math or logistics here anymore.
@@rc198028 So she has the right to go collect STDs like they are Pokémon, gotta catch ‘em all, but I don’t have the right to judge her for it? Seems a wee bit unbalanced. Personally I think I have the right to judge whoever I want, pretty sure that’s even covered by several human and constitutional rights(freedom of thought and speech) so I *literally* have that right. I think the concept that you can do whatever grotesque thing you want and others ain’t allowed to look down on you for it stems from some kind of mental illness. There you go, now I judged you too.
I think by the end of the challenge, her scent was probably so intense that even Mark Watney might have been impressed when he took off his spacesuit after being rescued and boarding the ship.
I don't know if she's THE previous record holder but Annabel Chong set the record, in the 1990s, with 250 men in 10 hours. She was the subject of a 2004(?) documentary covering that porn film and how it impacted her life. She went into software engineering after that.
@grahaml334 sounds to be like she's been sexually abused by her family from a young age, making this something she feels her parents would be proud of? I can't think of any other reason why a parent would allow their daughter to do such a thing. Couldn't give me any kind of money in the world to destroy my soul like that!
I've heard that the guy #1057 was a fire truck driver and could go inside with his fire truck ... and the ladder extended. Rumours say that the water tank wasn't enough to clean up the mess.
Culture has been destroyed: He asked if she made a lotta money?????? Soul ties are real in intimacy and it’s insane what kinda of baggage this behavior can create.
We need to look at the phrase "slept with" at some point. Unless it was literal sleep in a giant bed. Maybe on the playing field of a stadium or something.
World record for most disappointed dad :D
@@BertPreast and mum
In fact there will be 1058 disappointed mums out there.
@@jakobusvdl8395 Pretty sure they aren't telling there mums
@@aaronbeat1136 *their
@@aaronbeat1136 Their!! NOT there.
Only if you think it's bad and shame sex. Although I don't understand WHY you would do this except for attention.
What sort of bloke would want to stir another blokes porridge?
Puff Daddy
Simps be simping.
What sort of bloke marries it and goes along with the porridge stirring.
Don't kink shame me!
Apparently 1056 blokes wanted to do that
'slept with' - I'm assuming there was no sleeping involved for Bonnie.
After the first 50 or so she is definitely napping.
@@littleshopofrandom685 Just like men, if she likes it she is still up.
She would have needed a good, solid sleep afterwards.
Snorting ambien to keep sleeping
And I'm sure she is not "young".
Jimmy Carr is on another level. He has no idea who Bonnie Blue is, but he still makes it work.
He probably thought It was being made up so just went along with it
He knows
He was in his prime. This was shitty unintelligent comedy for idiots.
he didn't make it work though, it was kinda meh.
Gullible is being removed from the dictionary…
Now that's what you call "a box of assorted creams" 😂
😮😂😂
Ewww I just lost my appetite for the next cpl days.
"I think you should do it..." Lol
Brings a whole new meaning to "sloppy seconds".
Sloppy 897th.
Yep. Every second of the twelve hours is sloppy.
Sloppy 1000ths… ☠️☠️☠️
Talk about stirring the porridge
@ ☠️☠️☠️…
Slide it in, slide it out, next please.
Nah you have to blow ya wod for it to count 😂😂.
Slide it in, great record by whitesnake
They actually have 43 seconds each to use her holes.
@@Bart-Did-it There would not have been a record if that was the case
@@Bart-Did-it nope, they got 30 seconds each. Hot dog conveyor belt….
Imagine how disgusting it would be if you were the 1000th guy
There is an interview of this guy circulating online
1070 to be exact. But I guess her bf had the last go. 1071th.
But not the 999th?😅
He'd be like wading through a lake of yoghurt. Just sayin'
@@andy2950 "Imagine how disgusting it would be if you were the 1000th, 999th, 998th, 997th, 996th, 995th, 994th, 993th, 992nd..." etc etc doesn't make for a very catchy comment
Doing a little quick math, that's about 3 men per 2 minutes. Keep the line moving gents, there are records to be broken!
1000+ men willing to prove they are premature ejaculators
Yeah, I got it at 1.3 per minute, thinking someone's lying..
Premature ejaculators were highly recruited.
depends how many holes ya use
How many had an orgasm
The smell would make a dog vomit 🤮 😂
Woof woof
Mum's been in the news😂😂
"slept"?????? lmao.
she had a good long sleep
An enormous bed
"slept"?????? lmao."
Yeah. It makes this a fake record of sorts.
Glad you’re back on the ball bro. The world needs your comedy.
Must have been like trudging through a swamp.
I'm stealing this.. sorry
Stirring next mans porridge 😂😂😂
@@colehara punching a bucket of water
@@guyonthecouch136
More like slime
Imagine being the last guy guaranteed std
Lily Philips is sweating 😂
Dad - "you made how much money? does this mean you are moving out?"
Sloppy 700ths...
That's 83 per hour or 1.4 per minute unless there was a fluffer to get them right to the edge I suspect it was just a poke and go .
But then the world record must go to the fluffer.
@@robertroxxor wrists of steel.
learn math
@rgw5991 Learn to say maths
I suppose it all comes down to how “slept with” is defined (in terms of what acts fall under that umbrella). I really don’t want to think about the math or logistics here anymore.
This guy is a like a factory of amazing jokes.!
What was the amazing joke in this video? I must have missed it
@@richardhoward3713 do you need a hug?
No we really should shame women and men for doing this. Revolting
No we shouldn't shame anyone for this ... all involved can do exactly what they want with their own lives. You don't have any right to judge.
@@rc198028 So she has the right to go collect STDs like they are Pokémon, gotta catch ‘em all, but I don’t have the right to judge her for it? Seems a wee bit unbalanced. Personally I think I have the right to judge whoever I want, pretty sure that’s even covered by several human and constitutional rights(freedom of thought and speech) so I *literally* have that right. I think the concept that you can do whatever grotesque thing you want and others ain’t allowed to look down on you for it stems from some kind of mental illness. There you go, now I judged you too.
@@rc198028 They can do as they like.we can also call them out for boasting about doing something so degrading.
@@rc198028people are allowed to judge, you are not a dictator
@@rc198028
You don't have any right to tell us what to do.
I’m seeing him tomorrow, I can’t wait.
Tell him nanka from Georgia loves him, please
Great! Will be a hoot!
Do a good heckle.
You’ll have to wait
What, Bonnie Blue's dad? Lol.
If only pothole fixers were that efficient
Most disappointed dad!🤣👍
Her dad was probably her first.
@ nah.... her FIRST.
That's 42 seconds per man - assuming she didn't take any breaks. Must have been a meaningful experience...
She took a 3 minute break apparently
Most romantic thing I've ever heard. 😢
Na it wasn't really a break...she crammed a footlong meatball subway in and that became part of the overall tally
The second guy till the 1000th guy got shafted
The hotdog eating contest line😂
the "what, in twe- ... in how many hours?!" lmao
LMAO! This guy is brilliantly funny, I found a new comic!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His work against hecklers is comedy gold
In-N-Out should sponsor her.
😂😂
Like a sky divers mouth 😂😂😂😂
That's fuckin hilarious. Comedy GOLD.
😂😂😂
I have a skydiving gf, I’ll check that.
Brilliant 👏 👏 😂😂😂
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway😂
Jimmy keeping up with modern affairs, love it 😂
He was kinder about her than I expected to be fair 😂
He knows she's clearly troubled.
She obviously has some issues...maybe he just thought kindness was better.
Because he knows it is not a big deal, the UK is very liberal when it comes to sex.
@@Subscribeordye No she is not.
@@wendybenton9762 Jack wrong with her she just like sex, with different man no different than who wants to ran trough many women as possible.
I think by the end of the challenge, her scent was probably so intense that even Mark Watney might have been impressed when he took off his spacesuit after being rescued and boarding the ship.
2:58 that laugh has a grip on my heart
I don't know if she's THE previous record holder but Annabel Chong set the record, in the 1990s, with 250 men in 10 hours. She was the subject of a 2004(?) documentary covering that porn film and how it impacted her life. She went into software engineering after that.
It was Lisa Sparks..she did 997
I'm impressed that men 2-1000 could complete the task. I know it'd take a miracle to stiffen me up.
Jimmy.. the sharpest tool in the shed....
That's less than a minute per guy. Nobody came that day.
🤔Other than being there
"Nobody came that day...."
Accountants: "hold my pencil"
You overestimate me
Imagine if they all did. What would they do with it all 🤣
Journalist - So tell me No.753 what was it like?
No.753 - It was like fucking a bucket of water!
Oh God I'm pucking my guts up 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
The fact that some people think this is good shows just how far we've fallen as a civilisation!
I love your humor Jimmy but your attitude and way of killing societal nonsense is even better!
43.2 seconds per guy, not very impressive on their part
Ahhhh, I didn't know each guy was going at her twice before turning her over to the next in line.
Maybe she did 3 at once. Still poor on the males side.
I can't imagine it was to completion.
I imagine you've gotta get yourself ready to go and then bam!
Not sure i could last the 42 seconds
You can't call in and out once sex, at least that's what my uncle says.
I am your uncle and thank you for remembering what I told you, my nephew.
I can't wait to see him in October!
Great explanation of comedy that Jimmy and your right!!! (Magnets)
They basically got an in and out and no finish.
Apparently she was working overtime to make sure everyone finished, so to speak.
Thousand island dressing with a thousand cocktail stare
Epic lol
It's disgusting...let's not glorify it! The fact her parents help her ... sick
@grahaml334 sounds to be like she's been sexually abused by her family from a young age, making this something she feels her parents would be proud of? I can't think of any other reason why a parent would allow their daughter to do such a thing. Couldn't give me any kind of money in the world to destroy my soul like that!
@@grahaml334hey yo that's fucked up 😂😂
That's fucked up 😂😂
Your mums been in the news? 😂😂
1057 men in 720 minutes, that's 41 seconds per John. 41 seconds? I suppose if I was thinking about Jennifer Connelly...🤔
Superb Jimmy 😂😂😂
She should train as a Dr she would empty the NHS waiting list.
A skydiver's mouth! 😂
She's opened a shop, it's called "Open all hours"
Great video thank you
I've heard that the guy #1057 was a fire truck driver and could go inside with his fire truck ... and the ladder extended. Rumours say that the water tank wasn't enough to clean up the mess.
Heard the poor fire engine had to be scraped due to immense corrosion.
41 seconds per, so the math works
Something’s telling me the Dad wasn’t around
Imagine being the last guy 😂😂😂
Slushbox! 😂
I bet it's like a wizards sleeve.
More like a roofers nailbag.
More like the wardrobe that leads to Narnia
You can probably clap in there
More like a dropped plum pie.
Punched lasagne !
She would have only got a few seconds sleep with each guy. Not really the recommended sleep pattern.
Slip
No cuddles either :(
That aint a record to brag about😂
Most disappointed dad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love Jimmy Carr, this dude is hilarious
I did the math, it's once every 43.2 seconds.
Culture has been destroyed: He asked if she made a lotta money?????? Soul ties are real in intimacy and it’s insane what kinda of baggage this behavior can create.
Correct
"Soul ties"...?
Jimmy has some awful takes here and there
I'm assuming you're all men?
@@BryJovi17 The ? says everything.
Love your work man.
How could she be so tired after all that sleep ?
Yes, we are absolutely judging her.
Correct
I think she's alright
Agreed. She's repulsive
Jimmy advising the heckler to follow in Bonnie's "footsteps", may just have let to a new record attempt! Way to "screw up"!
I'd be knackered, how do you get through that many?
I guess by opening her legs up. But it's a feat that women can achieve much more easily than men.
Wink if you need help Jimmy 😂
Bet the lad at the very back of the cue wasn't too happy with himself after it 😂
I will be asking people if they are bonnie blues' kids
Were the Guinness book of World records adjudicators there with the necessary equipment. ??
A depth and width meter?
I'll drink to that 😂
Where does society go from here ? Sadly it just has to regress.
Jimmy, I'm not repelled by your comedy. Just your laugh. 😂
This Strailian Yowie loves ya work mate.
He probably had heard of her 🤔🤣😂
Where is she from? Dundee?
He slipped up there acting like he’d not heard about it
We should all start being more judgmental like our grandparents were
Bowling ball comes to mind.
We need to look at the phrase "slept with" at some point. Unless it was literal sleep in a giant bed. Maybe on the playing field of a stadium or something.
If BB gets pregnant. She has 1000 paternity lawsuits.
The mere idea is 🤢🤢🤮🤮
Poor baby
That's a different guy every 40 seconds
Brilliant wits
Imagine the mess you would have walked into being the 1057th guy!
42 seconds per guy
does it even count?
@Runny117 good question 🤔
1000÷12=83,,,,1.3 men for a minute😅😅
Healthy perspective here.
Yeah that’s busy!!
Love your comedy!!!!!
Most disappointed dad WINS
There's a whole documentary about it on UA-cam
thas is like 40.8s per guy, how this works. You get there stick it in and quickly introduce your self and that hastly leavin?
Jimmy is a great comedian.
Sloppy seconds? no 1057's
Slept 😂
I think it's pronounced schlepped
schlepping is or can be carrying among other things. I think the word you want is "shtupping".
Can you imagine being the 1057th in line?
Or 1058? "Sorry, time's up"