The worst one I've heard: "Hey babe, are you and appendix? Cause I don't know what you are or how you work, but I got a funny feeling in my gut that makes me wanna take you out." I saw that in the comments of an intagram model's post back in 2014 and it somehow has never left my memory.
Honestly, I think it's better if you took out the middle part and went either just "Hey baby, are you an appendix? Cause I got a funny feeling in my gut that makes me wanna take you out."
yeah i was totally thinking it would go "are you from mississippi? cause your a miss pissy id sip" or something like that so it was alot tamer than i was waiting for it to be
Well....damn. I'd probably fall for that one. I'm a dude, though, so I don't get told pickup lines, unless it's a bunch of dudes tossing them at eachother in an ironic way.
I got a few up my sleeve 1. “Are your parents beekeepers?” “That’s crazy, because you’re totally sweeter than honey” 2. “I think you dropped something. Your crown cause you’re a queen” 3. “Out of all the pieces of art in this world, you are the loveliest” 4. “I had to run around the block just so I can see your beauty a second time”
yeah ok, if anyone of those work, ITS NOT because of them she picks you HOLY S are those cringe and half LOL Then again maybe they so bad shes amazed by you confidence to say something soo corny
Strangely I've gotten *slightly* worse, but I do admit that first one is in solid contention. However, my worst one can't really be repeated on the platform and SHOULDN'T be repeated in polite company.
@@jordanhunter3375 Oh nah, this was years ago and the bouncer got involved before the stun from the audacity wore off and I or any of the friends I were with could do anything. No report necessary. ...It was offensive, rude, and misogynist enough to offend off-duty military personnel in Cardiff. Ain't no damn way I'm repeating any of that! And it's probably less dire then any of the lot of ya are thinkin' it was... but still bad enough.
The gremlin energy that Ama injects into her voice sometimes with words like "immediately" activates my neurons and I'm not sure what that says about me.
i totally thought that was gonna go "are you from mississippi? cause your a miss pissy id sip" or something like that so it was alot tamer than i was waiting for it to be
I'll give it second worst, my personal pick for "worst pickupline" is to walk up to a woman, pull out a cloth and ask "hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
My partner and I were looking up stupid pick up lines and there was this one that said “if your left leg is thanksgiving and your right one is Christmas can I come over in between the holidays” and we LOST IT
I remember when i worked in airport, there was one guy in security. He just spammed cheap pick up lines to every beautiful women he saw in vicinity. Why it sounds so cringe when person serious
I remember the shitty pants pickup line because of Soup from the first Girls play Siege video. Another disgusting one I remember is, "Are you a rare steak, cause I'd still eat you if you were bleeding."
Honestly the crazier or more batshit ones work more often than they should as you have to have confidence to even utter those words out loud. No matter what Men and Women love when a person has confidence
Worst one I heard my friend use at a bar "Hey beautiful I may not have a car but I can give you a really nice ride" I was his designated driver for that evening.....
I feel like there's a more cursed varient of the second one... "Hey there, are you from Mississippi? Because miss I'd like you sip your pi" Think I gagged a little
Can't say that I ever done one. On the fly, " Hey are a comicbook. Because you're a work of art." ... I'm so dead in the water. 😅 No's good with words.
Monarchs last one was a little tamer I think compared to a post I saw recently. It ended with you're the only miss whose piss I'd sip or something like that.
The one I've used few times Good day , I'm with the local fire dept then been reports of smoke but apparently it's your smoking hot looks . * flirty wink* Only works if your really a firefighter
"I may have lost the 50 50, But you'll always be my precious Qiqi" - wholesome "Are you an Archon, cause that ass is 5 stars" - daring "Your hydro attacks must be strong, cause I'm already- - Ok I'll stop
My finest hour as a young man was when I was about 23. I saw this absolutely ravishing young woman in a LBD and heels hanging out at the bar with her friends. I asked her, "How you like your eggs?" One of her girls is like, "What kind of question is that?" And she just looked at me, picked up what I was putting down, and whispered "My Mom used to fry eggs in bacon grease." And that's how her eggs were done the next morning.
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“Hey babe”
*shits aggressively*
While making direct eye contact
@@datdood0"she respected me for it 🗿" ahh pickup line 😂
As a true GIGACHAD
"You wanna clean that up for me?"
Bau moment
The best pickup line is "I want to be your derivative, so I can lie tangent to your curves."
Ngl, if someone pulled that on me, i'd take a pause.
There is a very small niche of women this would work on.
Dude this sounds like a pickup like froma person that never lost his virginity since he never loses
I wouldn't say good but that's impressive
Yooooo math pick up lines.
"Hey girl, are you sitting on the F5 key? Cuz dat ass is refreshing!" Probably my favorite funny pickup line.
Oh God, no.
@@premiumheadpats4150 yyeeessss it's so damn FUNNY!
I don’t get it
@@clankaskate1the F5 key is the default shortcut for refreshing a browser.
@@Biscuit-1337 i don’t use a computer so I’m a bit retarded
I had a teacher who told a woman "Hey babe, fancy a hot date?" when he was younger. They're still married today and even he doesn't know how
He got that dawg in him and he doesn't even know
Shawty was ready to teach her a lesson
brother hit a nat 20 in seduction and would not be able to do it again if he wanted
Do you want a hot date? Because it's almost June, so they're all gonna be pretty hot soon.
The unaware rizz
“Hey baby are you an angel? ‘Cause I’m allergic to feathers.”
**vomits aggressively**
Hello 🐢
I Like Trains 😐
Everybody do the flip 😵
@@JerryII-GS flop
*_JoHnY tHe TrUcK!!_*
The worst one I've heard:
"Hey babe, are you and appendix? Cause I don't know what you are or how you work, but I got a funny feeling in my gut that makes me wanna take you out."
I saw that in the comments of an intagram model's post back in 2014 and it somehow has never left my memory.
That one is actually kinda clever
@@tommyliu7020 It’s like the Dad Joke of pick up lines, you’ll cringe at it, but it’ll still get a chuckle out of you
Honestly, I think it's better if you took out the middle part and went either just
"Hey baby, are you an appendix? Cause I got a funny feeling in my gut that makes me wanna take you out."
Holy shit the creativity
We need to find whoever came up with this
I don't have mine anymore so I don't think that works for me. XD
It's a great pickup line as in others want to pickup their stuff and leave as soon as they heard that.
Not "... whose pi I'd sip"?
"Sippie"
yeah i was totally thinking it would go "are you from mississippi? cause your a miss pissy id sip" or something like that so it was alot tamer than i was waiting for it to be
@@karrde5566 You were sadly correct.
@@karrde5566 yeah it's "hey girl are you from Mississippi? because you're a miss whose piss I'd sippie" but I imagine chat was screaming that too
"You're the only miss whose piss I'd like to sippie."
Hearing Jingliu say this can’t be this hilarious 😂😂
Oh shoot Jingliu is Nerissa’s friend! Can we have a seductive character voiced by Rissa next then?
For some reason, lately, I have had the dumbest and most overused pick up line stuck in my head. "Hey baby. Nice legs. What time do they open? 😏"
What do you get when you cross a thief and a surgeon?
You tell me. You just stole my heart
The funniest one I know is,
“Hey you dropped something - your standards. Good to meet you I’m ____”
I saw actually good one (especially if you trying to pick up a gamer):
"Mario is red
Sonic is blue
Would you press start and be my player 2?"
I wanna be your remote because I love the way you push my buttons
she forgot the baddest one with "Mississippi"
Someone sent me "Hey are you pee? 'Cuz urine my heart" 💀💀💀
My favorite is:
“I know you shouldn’t touch fine art, but I need to nail you against the wall.”
Well....damn. I'd probably fall for that one. I'm a dude, though, so I don't get told pickup lines, unless it's a bunch of dudes tossing them at eachother in an ironic way.
I got a few up my sleeve
1. “Are your parents beekeepers?”
“That’s crazy, because you’re totally sweeter than honey”
2. “I think you dropped something. Your crown cause you’re a queen”
3. “Out of all the pieces of art in this world, you are the loveliest”
4. “I had to run around the block just so I can see your beauty a second time”
yeah ok, if anyone of those work, ITS NOT because of them she picks you
HOLY S are those cringe and half LOL
Then again maybe they so bad shes amazed by you confidence to say something soo corny
@@MouseGoatprobably the second one, i showed this to my sister and the look of disgust she had is something that i would've loved to take a photo of
I did one like that and the one i remember was are you a rare steak because id eat you even if your bleeding
Nooooooo!!!!! hahaha
Wow.
She/her, she/they, them/her?
It dont matter. As long as i can be you/yours. All gotta call me is "later"
(From a FF14 player called Faye)
Ngl that one's actually pretty fuckin solid XD
Strangely I've gotten *slightly* worse, but I do admit that first one is in solid contention. However, my worst one can't really be repeated on the platform and SHOULDN'T be repeated in polite company.
I’m curious now
Well shit you should have kept quiet in the first place, now I'm curious
You cant just say this and *NOT* GIVE US DETAILS!?
Should I get the harassment report ready?
@@jordanhunter3375 Oh nah, this was years ago and the bouncer got involved before the stun from the audacity wore off and I or any of the friends I were with could do anything. No report necessary.
...It was offensive, rude, and misogynist enough to offend off-duty military personnel in Cardiff. Ain't no damn way I'm repeating any of that! And it's probably less dire then any of the lot of ya are thinkin' it was... but still bad enough.
The gremlin energy that Ama injects into her voice sometimes with words like "immediately" activates my neurons and I'm not sure what that says about me.
Is your father an astronaut?
Cause youre outta this world.
Only shit that comes to minds when someone says pickup lines😭😭
i totally thought that was gonna go "are you from mississippi? cause your a miss pissy id sip" or something like that so it was alot tamer than i was waiting for it to be
Hey girl, are you from Mississippi? Because you're the only miss whose piss I wanna sippie.
The Mississippi one is *chef kiss* top tier. Whoever said that other one has something wrong with them.
I'll give it second worst, my personal pick for "worst pickupline" is to walk up to a woman, pull out a cloth and ask "hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Why is Nerissa slightly blurred ?
It's ama scuff so that's how she appeared for the whole stream
Scuff queen
Scuff if Ama is handling it.
me be vibing to the Omori music in the background instead of focussing on the music at first, but after that, what?
Lets vibe together lmfao
My partner and I were looking up stupid pick up lines and there was this one that said “if your left leg is thanksgiving and your right one is Christmas can I come over in between the holidays” and we LOST IT
My love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in. "Best and worst pick up line ever"
I think my favorite was from 3-4 years ago that went: "if covid doesn't take you out, can I?"
That makes me laugh to this day.
I remember when i worked in airport, there was one guy in security. He just spammed cheap pick up lines to every beautiful women he saw in vicinity. Why it sounds so cringe when person serious
So you’re saying the pick up line worked?
I can demonstrate if you want. You'll be the judge, m'lady
I remember the shitty pants pickup line because of Soup from the first Girls play Siege video.
Another disgusting one I remember is, "Are you a rare steak, cause I'd still eat you if you were bleeding."
"Hey baby, are you a tree? Because i want you to leave"
"Im Burger king your McDonald's, i be having my way, you be lovin it" has been stuck in my head for like 12 years, cannot remember where i heard it
For Nerissa to be out-thirsted is pretty nuts 😂
She's from Hololive so she's gotta have her filters on. Indie streamers however...
17:33 "We gotta track down this Psychic."
*cracks knuckles * Yeah! Let's pay 'er a visit.
Honestly the crazier or more batshit ones work more often than they should as you have to have confidence to even utter those words out loud. No matter what Men and Women love when a person has confidence
Hey girl? Are you Lee Harvey Oswald? Because you blow my mind!
Surely i pickup my things and run as fast i can away from the person who say that
Want more of these two together.
It's a good thing I have my library card, because I'm checking you out
Worst one I heard my friend use at a bar
"Hey beautiful I may not have a car but I can give you a really nice ride"
I was his designated driver for that evening.....
The mississippi one was told wrong its so much worse
My favourite one I got from an SAO picture forever ago and it’s “Hey baby nice skirt, What’s the drop rate?” And it’s the fucking best
Tbh the extent of my pickup lines is "you look pretty" and I don't know how I've landed a partner with that
She buthcered that second one.
Ama could literally say hi to me and its instant marriage
The worst one I ever heard was "Hey girl, are you a moron? because you're stupidly gorgeous"
"How do you tell when a polar bear is over weight? It breaks the ice. Hi my name is..." 😅😅😅
I've heard worse
This is one that got me slapped "hey girl you wanna play house, you can be the door and ill slam you" easiest $20 I ever made.
Thad dude got fired haha, poor bastard!
I feel like there's a more cursed varient of the second one...
"Hey there, are you from Mississippi? Because miss I'd like you sip your pi"
Think I gagged a little
Omg I think pomu said this lmao
Huh, given her reaction from it, I thought it would've been the Mississippi one.
Honestly, I don't blame her for misremembering the Mississippi one because it is just THAT BAD
There seems to be a problem with my eyes.
I can't get them away from you.
13:53 Yoo, I actually have and regularly use that belt! But I did buy it in brown/tan, lol.
Can't say that I ever done one. On the fly, " Hey are a comicbook. Because you're a work of art." ... I'm so dead in the water. 😅 No's good with words.
How about the classic “Hey there, sailor!”
If that works you gotta go cause you already know their insane
Pickup lines get out of hand so that’s why i don’t use them or talk to women
One time I told my biology teacher a pick up joke and ran away I said “If I were a molecule id be a DNA helicase, so I can unzip your genes 😉” 😭😭😭
To be fair it's hard tell if you haven't experienced 144hz before. But once you do, going back feels like 20 fps.
I cringe so much that I literally forget how to speak 😂
"Hey baby, are you from Missisippi? Cuz you're the only Miss who's Piss I'd Sippi"
Girl you must be a parking ticket...
Cause you got FINE written all over you.
The mississippi one is supposed to be "miss who's piss I'de sippi"
Jingliu you lost your sword? i can let you take mine~
Monarchs last one was a little tamer I think compared to a post I saw recently. It ended with you're the only miss whose piss I'd sip or something like that.
Got my girlfriend of 8 years with "thats a nice chest you got there, mind if i search it for gold?"
The deer is about to take over
Restraining order where u at?? 🤣😂🤣👍🏼✨✨
Numi pickup lines.
Did you upload this but mistake because there is already one. 😂
Shorts get reposted a couple times on this channel
Had a woman come up to me with the best line. She said "Nice shoes. Wanna f***" my face was like 😮. We dated for 9 months.
Best rizz line ever....... Damn nice bone structure!
"Hey girl, are you a communist country?, because i feel an uprising in my lower class."
The one I've used few times
Good day , I'm with the local fire dept then been reports of smoke but apparently it's your smoking hot looks . * flirty wink*
Only works if your really a firefighter
I’m pretty sure there’s a song named after that pickup line
"I may have lost the 50 50,
But you'll always be my precious Qiqi"
- wholesome
"Are you an Archon, cause that ass is 5 stars"
- daring
"Your hydro attacks must be strong, cause I'm already-
- Ok I'll stop
you smell different, when you are awake.
This would send me
My favorite pickup line is
If i said you had a nice chest would you hold it against me
My finest hour as a young man was when I was about 23. I saw this absolutely ravishing young woman in a LBD and heels hanging out at the bar with her friends. I asked her, "How you like your eggs?"
One of her girls is like, "What kind of question is that?"
And she just looked at me, picked up what I was putting down, and whispered "My Mom used to fry eggs in bacon grease."
And that's how her eggs were done the next morning.
You live rent free in my head
Wasn't this uploaded once already?
Shorts get reposted a couple times on this channel
That pickup line is shitier than the actual shit
Lmaoooo
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
Did you fart? Because you are blowing me away
Shego
I got one. Hey how you doing?
Ww
Jajajaa
S
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you