He Can’t Bowl 😔
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- Опубліковано 18 лип 2023
- No "bowl" today, lost in pursuit of "bottle".
Apollo is our 3 year-old African Grey parrot we've had since December 2020.
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Apollo doesn't wanna do homework today
😂
I mean he is in the house practically everyday
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That means no snack for him.
Right. He's skipping school today 😆
"What am I doing?"
"Hat."
Best thing I've heard today
I was thinking the same lol
YEAH I WAS LAUGH VERY HARD
Guys ppl who feel hat rn
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@@Brave1248 ikr it's pretty cool
Is his titels in swedish
"So what do you eat soup out of?"
"Wario"
I'm not touching that soup
Wait-
lmao
Hold up-
eat?
Apollo: Book
Apollo: Book
Trainer; It’s a bowl
Apollo: Want a snack ?
Bro this is legendary
yeah Apollo is doing a really good job training his human
"What am I doing?"
"You're _boring me."_
😭
The smol bird deity said calmly
"spider-man"
What am I doing? - Making a mess
🤣🤣🤣
"What's this made of?"
*Bird unleashes his dormant dinosaur sounds*
😂
*Prehistoric sounds*
Haha so cute and funny 😂
He remembered his ancestors
@@GoldRetrieverhis ancestors: *SHAME*
"what am I doing?"
"Hat" 💀💀
lol
He Sounded JUST like Tori When He Said "Hat" Right At The Very End I Needed To Take A Double Take! POUR WATER! WANNA SNACK? PISNACK? PISTASCH? MEH-TUL... STEP UP? GLAHS... HAT!
Apollo flying away, swinging, and saying 'Ohhh! Touch!' Made me laugh😂
And the quick "step-up"
I love how when he’s not interested, it feels like he goes out of his way to get everything wrong out of spite, which is arguably more impressive than getting the right answers.
Book, purple, Wario.
like that scene in spider-verse where miles gets a 0 on a true/false test - only possible if he knows all the answers
i rather felt like he was just throwing random things in hopes of getting snack and feeling lazy to think things through
Atta boy🥲
@@doctafloalso possible if you literally don't know any of the answers?
He’s so used to “hat” that he forgot “pour water.”
I like to think he meant that Dalton should wear the water as a hat (so pouring water over himself). 😂 /jk
@@Shirelaewith how smart this birb is, I wouldn’t be surprised if that was his thought process 😂
I think he was just shocked about what he was seeing his human doing.
I think he was in the mood for trolling😅
@@CanariasCanariass😅 i think Apollo was saying "pour water like a hat"
In other words. Fk you 😂
I love how you also show these moments because while I believe the bird is fantastic I was losing my mind over how he gets all of this and answers questions correctly.. but he obviously has his repertoire and today he just had a hangover.
XDDDDDDDD now it's kind of sad thinking that the bird is traumatised
Apollo walked into class that morning and decided to be a menace. 😂
“What’s this made of?”
“ÆUGH” *peck*
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The fact that I read this as soon as it played made it 10x funnier
Killed me!! ❤😂🎉
"You have reached Birb's memory limit. Please delete unwanted Birb files. Oh, Birb want snack."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one! 👍
"Please insert 'pistash to continue"
@@TheSacredCowtipper88 😂😂😂
Aw damn, seems like I ran out of pistash looks like I have to run to the store and get some more
YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEMORY IN THE MEMORY CARD. IS YOUR MEMORY CARD SET CORRECTLY?
"wanna snak"
"Good snak"
"Wario"
"Ohh look touch"
😂😂😂😂😂
The bird is annoyed of this everyday questions......😂😂
It seems like he just isn't in the mood to cooperate so he says random words haha :D Such a precious birb!
Birb
Had a real "yes, son, I'm watching" while-behind-a-newspaper vibe.
"WANNA SNACK"
"Yeah that metal bowl is called purple or some shit. Whatever. Anyway I think we can agree I earned my snack" - Apollo on his off days
Yup. Not in the mood.
Apollo on his rebellion arc.
It's a canon event. We can't interfere.
“What am I doing? 😁”
“Hat 🎩”
“No 😔”
Apollo was not in mood that day 😅😂 . Adorable
“Wario” always makes me smile
glassK lol
@@juniperabbott2614 gla
@@austinteal3645*GLAAAAAAA-*
*laser gun blast*
S H R O C K
He can also troll!!!! God I love that bird.
I remember how he attacked camera.
"What am I doing?"
Scaring him, that's what XD
I love Apollo so much
Can we get a whole compilation of him saying "Shrock"?
It's so wholesome the way he says it
"What am I doing?"
"HAT"
😂I ALMOST FELL OF THE COUCH😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That sounds like an overreaction 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@ArcanineEspeon I'm not even kidding dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How easily amused and simple minded do you have to be to have a reaction like that to something like this
@@TheMysteriouswatcher gosh dang it take a fucken joke, haha funny? Yes maybe it is an exaggeration but I thought it was funny, so maybe the simple minded person is you.
@@TheMysteriouswatcher me when people have fun (its illegal)
Apollo was aggressively uninterested 😂
He's being stubborn! Lol. I love it😊
Your patience is amazing.
Just so you know, Dalton, there are college freshmen who exhibit this same behavior near the end of the semester. Apollo isn't broken. He's just done for the time being.
Only freshmen? Only _college_ freshmen?
@@eric_moore-6126Yeah they either learn to deal with it or drop out like most students.
@@youlovealex As a recent college graduate, I can guarantee that that's not true.
This is me doing kindergarten-readiness assessments with preschoolers. One boy told me every number was purple.
@@kitsmashing3267just like preschool 😂😂😂
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Lulu would be proud
😂
What am I doing? Scaring your bird! Love how he figures out bowl and ball.
Haha love it! Apollo having a deliberately obtuse day! What a guy!!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🫶🏻💖😂
LMAO he just wants a snack without earning it! Didn't you hear him? 😂😂😂
I did. "Good snack"
Thank you for showing bad days as well as good days, it's really important for everyone who is trying to train their pets!
I love how he turns to look at us when he doesn't agree with getting it wrong, like "you believe this shit?"
Poor Apollo needs a pistachio-filled day off 😔
This is me when I don’t feel like studying.
Exactly 😂
A bowl is now officially a book, Apollo has spoken.
I like to enjoy a nice --bowl-- book of cereal for breakfast!
And if you don't like it , a alternative is wario
@@stahlseuche i love reading my breakfast serial
When Apollo was swinging while saying "Touch!" it had me DYING😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂NOT TODAY! HE IS MAKING FUN, HE WANT TO PLAY!
* bites the bowl * “g o o d s n a c k” I died 💀
Edit:last time I checked I had like 14 likes and 1 comment. Now there’s 1k likes and 12 comments lol
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Apollo is like a malfunctioning robot today
Apollo no compute 😂
Roger, Roger
The way bro pounced away from the water and still said hat is crazy
Sometimes he's just not in the mood 😂you gotta love Apollo
Me coming up with every answer except the right one in an exam:
Gets everything wrong except G L A S S
He's so adorable
Even Apollo doesn't want to learn all the time! Feel sorry for the little fellow!
Apollo's version of Ain't Nobody Got Time For That!!! 😂
S H R O C K
Methol
Touch purple 🟣👈🏽
Shrek, rock.... 🤯 Shhhhhrrrrroooock????
@@cuteface6901 That was exactly what I was thinking😂
G L A S S K
Looks straight at camera*WANNA SNACK?
Yes! Yes I do. 😂😂😂
It's so funny he doesn't even care😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Good snack.
Got me smiling for a minute 😂
Yesterday I walked around Target saying, "This is a bowl", "This is a book," "Touch Purple" & "Met-all."
Then I realized people were staring at me.
Never let society supress your inner apollo😤
😂
😂😂😂
Touch Purple indeed
Let them stare! If I saw someone doing that I would try to become their friend
you said it's a bowl, but he knows it's a colander. come on now.
He's like my dog being overly excited over a treat and impatiently doing all the tricks she knows to get it
Such a smart bird, but even he wants a break 😅 relatable
"Its a bowl"
"Wanna snack?"
What's this?
Purple.
No.
Good snack.
He rlly wants that snack
"What am I doing?"
"Scaring me!"
I love him swinging and repeating "touch"
He made that certain sound when he doesn't like something, which was the bottle. Its nice he can fly away if he feels uncomfortable.
If he says its a book, its a book.
I love how he spins around at the end then.. hat..
Always love the way he say “Glass”. …It’s so cute and funny 😆
Definitely feel like Apollo is trolling now
🐦 🧌 😂😂
Yeah he's just saying purple for the hell of it
He was havin a day😂
he sounds like he likes the word ''book''
He said, "Today is rest day, and rn I wanna swing."🤣🥰 Such a beautiful African Grey you have the pleasure of knowing and loving!❤️
Apollo just wasn‘t in the mood to teach you today 😂
"What am I doing"
"BEING ANNOYING... Earn a pistash?"
A friend of mine loves to see Apollo's shorts so I'm leaving this comment for him ;)❤
Apollo being Chaotic is too perfect
"I don't wanna go to school, I wanna play!"
He's just not in the mood 😄
I think Apollo is smart enough to play you! He was messin with you and figured if I give him wrong answers maybe he'll leave me alone today. I'll get a couple right just to get the treat, but other than that,,,
"what's this made of?"
" *DOWW* "
😂😂😂 he’s being a smart ass today!! 😂😂😂 I guess we all have our days. He’s hilarious, I love this bird so much!!❤❤❤❤
“Birds just wanna have fun 🎵… they just wanna ❤”
“What’s this made of?”
“ÆØO”
😂 "HAT" was just him politely cursing you for pouring that water on his branch. 😂
I love how he looks to the camera with every answer, as if to announce his response proudly without a care in the world if it's right or wrong
it's like he resents having to answer questions correctly- he just wants his snack!!
"What am I doing?"
"H A T"
Birb just wants his snack lol
*Apollo isn't in the mood today. It happens. You can't bat 1.000 all the time.*
he just doesn't feel like working today. he justs wants a break
Bud does not wanna go to school today
"What's this made of" GEAUH
I love that sound. I think it's a universal African grey noise, but I just take it as their "error message" when they truly don't know or are just done
Nice 😂
My boy can say enough words. It doesnt matter ❤
for some reason, i just always
LAUGH MY HEAD OFF when he does this.
He's so defiant! Irene Pepperberg said that her grey Alex would do this too--on purpose!
He looks like he really really had enough of this and he wants to leave.
“what’s this called?”
“p u r p l e”
"How Do You Do"
"Not Well"
"Why?"
"My Bird Isn't Birding"
"😮"
He's having so much fun!:P
"oooh look."🤣🤣🤣
Really shows his intelligence here because it’s clear when he just isn’t bothered vs when he’s trying
Apollo is just being a typical student. Not in it today. Apollo I get it! ❤
*flies towards the window* “oh look!” 😂 ok so we’re done learning for the day I guess haha
You know Apollo was trolling Dalton because of all the times he touched the bowl with his beak, he didn't say "metal" once 😂
Hey, he didn’t said touch the glass he only said touch so he could touch anything so he chooses his favorite swing. So Apollo is not wrong , he’s just being a smarty pant. 😂❤
He's like a mother trying to remember one of her children's names. 😂