He's so lucky he got fire resistance when he ate obsidian. When I ate it I had to go to the hospital Edit: guys can you stop with the "why did you eat a block" replies you're blowing up my notifications and we all know its a joke
Add the bionic clutch at "the end" to the "epic clutch moments" At 16:00 Bionic: no way, omg- Me: oh god- Bionic: oh no no no no no no no no no no no no- Also bionic: "clutchs it" Me: CLUTCHED!! 😯 Bionic: oh.. gamers react gamers react,what up man u know that was good enough. that was actually cracked! Edit: bionic did a good clutch-
friend: what did you eat for breakfast this morning? me: well i had a mix of diamonds, redstone, a netherite sword, an iron chestplate, some bedrock, my bed, and a creeper
Whwbsabanjswjwjhebwbavenajwhwhwbsbwjwjejbw nnaksodpskjn will be will soon enough for you to take a look at the new least in the tds way and when you stop getting a job and get it done with a few things of the day that and your life family life will insurance on the road eye on and the your business first of day life The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.jsjwksjsnajajuaj in of a the way you way of life and your heart attack and your the best most likely to have to be do it
which block or item looked the tastiest?
mmmmmmm 🤤 bedrock
dirt lmao
First replie
2nd reply
Bread🤣🤣
Good luck bald
HOW DO U COME UP WITH THESE BONC U BIG BRAIN
Here before this comment blows up
Hello wallibear san
Wallibear pogggggg
Hiiii wallibearr
YO WALLIBEAR POG I AM SO LIT RN IM QUICK!
cring 100 be like:
I misss the bonc who play uhc and scuffed and hypixel bedwars
I WILL DO MORE OF THOSE VIDEOS DONT WORRY!!! i've just been really enjoying these minecraft challenges! :D
@@Bionic baldonic is here
@@Bionic pls do 1 block sky block
@@I.o.patrickk with a twist
i rlly miss those bedwars bonc
“Hey I’m on low hunger, can you pass me that cobblestone to eat?”
Hahaha😂
Sorry i only got bedrock
theres way to many things wrong with this sentece
He's so lucky he got fire resistance when he ate obsidian. When I ate it I had to go to the hospital
Edit: guys can you stop with the "why did you eat a block" replies you're blowing up my notifications and we all know its a joke
OOOOOOOF
Lol
Good joke 🤣🤣
... same here bro
Ikr lol
16:01 the best part
Omg
Its like olmost go to void and then bionic be like mlg water next void
The god mc player be like:
How
ua-cam.com/video/sqflN9XJhfs/v-deo.html
Nobody:
Bionic to a baby villager: “Wanna see notch?”
Which block yum I tried and it work
@@kishkills9576 what
@@acidthedragon685 he tried the mod
Omg what to say the mode is changed into bionic bady 9:37 🤣🤣
Right when I read that bionic said it
Add the bionic clutch at "the end" to the "epic clutch moments"
At 16:00
Bionic: no way, omg-
Me: oh god-
Bionic: oh no no no no no no no no no no no no-
Also bionic: "clutchs it"
Me: CLUTCHED!! 😯
Bionic: oh.. gamers react gamers react,what up man u know that was good enough. that was actually cracked!
Edit: bionic did a good clutch-
Watermelon Sugar
*Ahhhh*
lol
I seen you befor
lollll
He won a grammy
..
no one: lets eat bedwock
bonc: “anything is possible” later practically eats world
Bedwock?
@@chonkybirbisabirb6735 no bedwock
behdwock
Bionic and bonc
bonc
Alternative title: Minecraft BUT you haven't eaten in 2,000 minecraft centuries
lol
Lel
200 Millenia = 2000 centuries = 20000 decades = 200000 years
@@destrocore50 thanks for mathing it for me
"How does bat taste?" - Bionic
And that's how the pandemic started
LOLLLL
Bionic next video: "Minecraft, but You Can Throw Every Item..."
Lol
u already can do that in minecraft
No
Nah more like “Minecraft but I can only eat the ender dragon.”
@@vortiez. u cant throw a binding armour
Bionics first words: M- M-
bionics mom: He is going to say mom!
Bionic: Mahomonoynoynoynoynoy.
You are *anNOYing* because you keep making this
Cause I want heart
Relate bruhh😂
Thanks dude
Bionics just.. my favorite youtuber it’s my dream to talk to him or meet him
I never thought i would hear bionic say that he was going to eat diamonds.
He is a robot his theeth dont breek
@@usmanbruh7501 he's only half robot so he most likely still has normal teeth, so they might break
@@jamalmartin1122 tru
@@jamalmartin1122 that must mean he can only chew on his left side to eat diamonds
@@Will_L2 most likely
I’ve watched this video exactly 6 times all on different accounts but I still can’t stop watching this video
Congrats to evreyone thats here early also have a good day and bless everybody
Everyone*
Same to you we need more people like you
Achoo!
Omg bionic hearted it
That just made my day
Bionic: *wait so how does this BAT tastes??*
Me: _nervous sweating_
Me too
HAHA
Which part is that
I thought there would be an intro like: “Oh, I need food. Uh.. well.. I don’t have a use for this stick... *Eats stick* “
Niceee
Yup
ua-cam.com/video/sqflN9XJhfs/v-deo.html
ya that was actually good idea and you also got a heart from bionic
Eaten Items:
1. Dirt - Slowness
2. Stick - No Effects
3. Obsidian - Fire Resistance
4. Wooden Pickaxe - No Effects
5. Poppy - No Effects
6. Cobblestone - Mining Fatigue
7. Stone Axe - No Effects
8. Bone - Speed
9. Iron Ore - No Effects
10. Arrow - No Effects
11. Coal - Haste
12. Golden Leggings - No Effects
13. Rail - No Effects
14. Iron Ingot - Resistance
15. Gold Ingot - Strength
16. Torch - Night Vision
17. Beetroot Seeds - No Effects
18. Iron Pickaxe - No Effects
19. Redstone Dust - Speed
20. Lapis Lazuli - Jump Boost
21. Diamond - Night Vision
22. Diamond Sword - No Effects
23. Bedrock - Health Boost
24. Flint and Steel - No Effects
25. Nether Quartz - No Effects
26. Netherrack - No Effects
27. Golden Nugget - Strength
28. Nether Brick - No Effects
29. Blaze Rod - No Effects
30. Spawner - No Effects
31. End Crystal - No Effects
32. Ender Pearl - No Effects
33. Dragon Egg - No Effects
Who's been a TRUE fan “FOR OVER A YEAR”😇"
Me
Me
Me
stfu
Me
Imagine eating Bedrock...
Or eating Command block??
:D
*or eating the forbidden barrier block...*
9:37 It sounds like a kid who is so addicted
“Can we eat our way to victory?”
I never thought I would hear a statement like that.
It's a question nit a statement
@@CalmeMightyOfficial ok brainiac
That water bucket in the end was beautiful.
Yes just yes
absolutely.
Pog
I also clipped it on my channel!
WAYYYY better then dream
Me eats mutton: NOONE absolutely no one bionic: eat bedrock
friend: what did you eat for breakfast this morning?
me: well i had a mix of diamonds, redstone, a netherite sword, an iron chestplate, some bedrock, my bed, and a creeper
Friend : wtf ur not my friend ur a monster
Freind:..... Pyschopath
Friend: cool- i- uh- had a few waffles
Urp! I think they're coming back up!
Vomits creeper*
Oh shit- KABOOM*
@@Petrovich-sh7pi Help now i see it
Okay before we talk how epic this vid was can anyone appreciate bionics sick mlg
Him playing minecraft:
*eats dirt*
Others:
Nice
noob1234 found his friend now lol
Bionic: eats dirt
Tommyinnit: eats mud
These two would be good friends
“Heh, and my therapist says you can’t solve your problems by eating them.”
Bertram in the Jessie show
That’s wrong. I eat even dust
So i cant eat my problems? *proceeds to eat myself until i dont exist anymore*
just like what my therapist said to me relatable
I have got school tomorrow but I would rather watch this instead of sleep
Me to + I have to wake up early like at 5:30 in the morning
I’m on spring break lol
Stay in school kids 🤣
same
I have spring break I feel bad
Him: "Imagine eating netherite"
Me: ImAgInE eTiNg EnDeR dRaGoN
That's what I was thinking!
Why didn't he eat iiit
What if it mined my organs out? - bionic
You wanna try that well I'll lead you to the scooping room - Micheal Afton
Oh wow. A rare fnaf fan outside of its natural habitat.
Ikr
Cringe gacha fnaf fan
Cringe
nice i get it
“Speedrun music intensifies”
Me: LETS GOOOOOOOOO
*Bonc's videos are getting more and more cursed...*
"Can we eat our way to victory?"
That sounds like a pacman mod or something.
Sdf
give me your teasty enderdragon
"wait how does this bat taste?"
words said before great disaster
this isn't funny bro
@@treflecrystal i didnt make the joke bud bonc did
other than the disaster part
@@treflecrystal ill delete comment if want just tell me
Lol I get it😂😂
Haha
Alternative title: Minecraft but my teeth and stomach is made of vibranium
*WELL YES..... BUT ACTUALLY NO*
@@dannygaming1886 what do you mean no
@@zack99293 r/wooooosh
@@con.d.humanoidlizard r/whoooosh
@@monetreilly3567 WHAT IS THE JOKE I NEED TO KNOW
R.I.P bionic’s digestive system
.......
“Different this give you different stuff!”
Hmmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
When you’re so early that there’s more likes than views
How
Petition to rename Bionic, "Bonc" for the rest of his days
Bonc gang
Baldonic
"Diferent things give you diferent stuff."
Bionic, 2021
"Different things give you different stuff"
-Bonc, 2021
Bionic plz take my idea : Minecraft but every mob is hostiles
Noice
mcbirken did that idea
Silver did that
Well mr bonc that “free xp” requires eating a unidentified white crystal... 🤔
You just identified it as a white crystal
Big Brain
@@blahhhhhhh1111 well quartz is white I dunno what your trying to say and please don’t say big brain that’s cringe you don’t know what is means funny
Ey bro u want sum of dat good white stuff? Only 10 dollars for 10 grams ;>
These comments are literally genius
You commented so your genius
Whwbsabanjswjwjhebwbavenajwhwhwbsbwjwjejbw nnaksodpskjn will be will soon enough for you to take a look at the new least in the tds way and when you stop getting a job and get it done with a few things of the day that and your life family life will insurance on the road eye on and the your business first of day life The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.jsjwksjsnajajuaj in of a the way you way of life and your heart attack and your the best most likely to have to be do it
this guy took wearing your food to a whole other level
* wholesome horse movie trailer comes on as an ad* Me: Wow 🤩 * ad ends* Bionic: OMG I CAN EAT REDSTONE?
Bionic: **pukes out his items**
Me: more inventory space ＼(°o°)／
fun Fact:
Gongangingang Means: Good Luck For bonc
First comment here before this comment is viral
Noice* 2nd
"DIFFERENT THINGS GIVE YOU DIFFERENT STUFF!"
-Bionic 2021
I want to go to
i watched this while im eating my lunch
“Same”
Wtf same bro!!!
Same
Tasty
Same
Bionic eats coal: have haste and speed
Nobody:so coal is useful now ehh
Coal is not useless
As it can make
Torches
Can be a resource
And
Can make
Ore food and others
“Can we eat are way to victory!”
Our🤦♂️🤦
"We can eat our way to victory"
Bionic would win in eating compitition, cuz he ate bedrock and obsidian, in a few seconds, even gold and iron.
TLC my weird addiction: hello I'm bionic and I'm addicted to eating things from a video game
Caught cheating: reason: because red stone was called red stone dust
It is called red stone dust on Java, and red stone on bedrock
@@yakbeast09 yes
"Can we eat our way to victory?"
*Me when I wanna watch anime but have to eat dinner first*
Insane video bro keep it up loved it
When you're about to go sleep but you get a notification saying bionic uploaded
YEA
Imagine spending ages getting diamonds and then accidentally eating them 😂
its ok but he can spit it too with that mod so it doesn't matters if he eats a block or a mob
16:02 gamers react clip it pleaze its clutch!!!😊
Clutching is so easy
I always do one block clutches on bed wars and sky wars
15:59
Me: YES YES YES YES!
Me: NO NO NO NO NO! NOOOOOOO!
Me: ...What?..
Bionic: GAMER'S REACT! GAMER'S REACT!
Me: Nah
Now you can relive your childhood and eat snow
Me waiting for him to eat the ender dragon: 😃
"Can we eat our way to victory?! " -bionic
Bionic is a new legend😮💕
Bionic: how does this bat taste
Me: now i know how corona came from
You mean bonc
@@frogtornado1810 *no*
Ok, My lunch today is "2 Dirts, 46 Bedrocks, 17 Sugar Canes, 6 Coals"
I like how he puts dreams music when he was going to find the end portal.
6:42 is anyone gonna talk about how he picked up cobble and it changed to iron?
This man has magic a.k.a. editing
UP NEXT: MINECRAFT BUT YOU CAN MAKE A SMOOTHIE OUT OF ANYTHING
I know what you're thinking, so let's just say it together
V o r e
Ye
V o r e
What is
V O R E
Giant people eating smol people is...
V O R E
Bionic :why is my minecraft so laggy me: hmm maybe cause your eating DiAmOnDs
That clutch was....INSANE
Alternate title: weird bald man has a problem that makes him eat everything
And then pucks it out
@@therandomsuperhero5199 pukes*?
9:05 "hehe how does bat taste like.."
Covid-19: let me introduce myself
That terrifying sound from 1:07 reminds you how many times you have died...
does bionic know rezero :flushed:
@@redacted3670 I think so
15:52 mlg gamer reacts
#mlgminecraft#gamerreacts
cool
Alternate Title: Minecraft BUT it's literally all you can eat
What?
@@frnq7987 an all you can eat buffet
POV: U are hungry and accidentally watching Bionic video
bionic be like : normal minecraft never heard of it
14:23 Bionic is as powerful as Ranboo now .oh my god
11:33 why im hearing boss music?
You mean (why do i hear boss music)
Dream music
Why at the store when you find a golden enchantment leggings you didn't wear it
Gold durability is weak
@@bobtheanimator8353 yeah but it had mending
@@saturn_anjo where can you find enough XP?
@@bobtheanimator8353 mobs
@@agnesawitan1258 it's daytime.
Imagine he just ate the ender dragon 😂
Imagine he eats dragon egg
Imagine he ate hes self😂
Lol
The ender dragon does not drop meat nor is it a block
@@justhunzy9700 players arent blocks
Bionic 0:46 : "LeSsOn LeArNeD dOn'T eAt DiRt."
Anything is possible, except your parents loving you.
Survived in 100 days to defeat the ender dragon
Nobody cares without the video
I’m just wondering how he got bedrock in the intro
Me to
watch the full video to see how
or i can just tell you like
he can just eat bedrock and spit out not like in real life bc of the mod you can spit blocks or mob which you eat and thats how he got bedrock
Could he eat a enderPearl ?
If he ate a piston and reds tone would he just start teleporting 🤔🤔🤔
No because
Stomach acid
@@Foozuu I didn’t know this was science class
He literally just admitted to being bald
Bru I'm first 13 seconds ago like and 0 viewers omg
Hi bionic love your vid’s :)
16:03 clip tht
clutch play
First
shut
Actual first
Shut up ur not
Nope ur not the editor is
He is first
Redstone engineer:builds a machine using redstone
Bionics: EAT BRO
Nice video