The Quarter Pound Purchaser & Corned Beef Concealer

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  • @GasStationEncounters
    @GasStationEncounters  11 місяців тому +184

    If you haven’t noticed, I try to promote good comedy when I can. Aside from checking out Sam Tallent’s comedy special: ua-cam.com/video/0eIUA1jfEk0/v-deo.htmlsi=1-xDqFIv9zXiMW0J
    I highly recommend seeing him live if he passes through your area! I had the pleasure of seeing him last week & he was HILARIOUS! Top notch bits & crowd work the whole show. 🔥

    • @BLUEWOLFOFNIGHFIRE
      @BLUEWOLFOFNIGHFIRE 11 місяців тому +2

      Congrats on 2M GSE!

    • @n3wt
      @n3wt 11 місяців тому +1

      I love ur videos I watch the classic ones arranged by popular … please upload more ❤

    • @erickv1427
      @erickv1427 11 місяців тому +3

      You are a comedy connoisseur 🤌

    • @biuliu7157
      @biuliu7157 11 місяців тому +3

      The first clip is crazy, was that story actually true?

    • @ShannonsJourney
      @ShannonsJourney 11 місяців тому +3

      What did Chris do to get sentenced 14yrs?

  • @mateusssssss567
    @mateusssssss567 11 місяців тому +902

    I miss when you overcharged thieves for the stolen items.

    • @Artanis667
      @Artanis667 11 місяців тому +43

      Ehh, it's an idea but I'm sure it really just doesn't work a lot of the time. There's no way to force people to pay for anything, especially for something they haven't technically stolen

    • @dmimz7691
      @dmimz7691 11 місяців тому +14

      Yea I agree, those were good episodes

    • @jesseerickson662
      @jesseerickson662 11 місяців тому +17

      ​@Artanis667
      Yah...your right, it's just not fair to those poor thieves 😢

    • @TheQuaadFather
      @TheQuaadFather 11 місяців тому +24

      ​@@jesseerickson662Its probably less about being nice to the thieves, and more about not being prosecuted over it

    • @celli2191
      @celli2191 11 місяців тому +3

      Chris is a real one !

  • @tmanepic
    @tmanepic 11 місяців тому +762

    Did the first guy ever stop to consider the idea that these gas station sandwiches are probably what got him into his mess in the first place 😂

    • @crimsven
      @crimsven 11 місяців тому +11

      exactly😅

    • @ivibivivgig6425
      @ivibivivgig6425 11 місяців тому +46

      Not the world famous sandwiches with a quarter pound of meat!!!

    • @ODTB
      @ODTB 11 місяців тому

      @@ivibivivgig6425 and three slices of cheese!!!!

    • @JohannesWOW
      @JohannesWOW 11 місяців тому +6

      BROOOOO. Don't give up the secret.

    • @Blackdynasty123
      @Blackdynasty123 11 місяців тому +5

      What did he do

  • @kiker0909
    @kiker0909 11 місяців тому +1846

    Damn 1st guys situation escalated quickly.

    • @surferbri5346
      @surferbri5346 11 місяців тому +69

      Yes, it really got out of hand

    • @Coolhand69
      @Coolhand69 11 місяців тому +547

      Honestly can’t even tell if he joking cuz the guy really looks the part lol

    • @heystarfish100
      @heystarfish100 11 місяців тому +301

      FJB!

    • @jocde3626
      @jocde3626 11 місяців тому

      @@heystarfish100Cult Member…

    • @nealbroussard8115
      @nealbroussard8115 11 місяців тому +83

      MAGA! HAHAHAHA

  • @kennkenn6126
    @kennkenn6126 11 місяців тому +74

    "I dont give a FAWK!!"- Jack. Truer words have never been spoken

  • @--_DJ_--
    @--_DJ_-- 11 місяців тому +570

    The nerve to ask for a pack of mayo after getting busted trying to steal a sandwich.

    • @MrRhse85
      @MrRhse85 11 місяців тому +64

      Mayo on corned beef is enough to put him in prison for 14 years.

    • @440-fishermandrock8
      @440-fishermandrock8 11 місяців тому +10

      Mayo is absolutely disgusting. Kinda like canes sauce

    • @jondoe384
      @jondoe384 11 місяців тому +22

      ​@@440-fishermandrock8sucks for you bro xD

    • @Artanis667
      @Artanis667 11 місяців тому +2

      I'm surprised he even stayed to purchase the sandwich. I mean, there was nothing stopping him from just leaving

    • @--_DJ_--
      @--_DJ_-- 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Artanis667 He wanted gas

  • @nsanejane7713
    @nsanejane7713 11 місяців тому +369

    When he said “Biiiiiitch” I thought about Key & Peele immediately 😂😂

    • @Misterboolio
      @Misterboolio 11 місяців тому +10

      YESSS🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @stevorules1820
      @stevorules1820 11 місяців тому +21

      I said biiiiiiitch. *Nervous sweating looking around lol*

    • @jimmihendix13
      @jimmihendix13 10 місяців тому +6

      Okay I’m not the only like why they have the same exact conversation

    • @jakeyoghurt1351
      @jakeyoghurt1351 10 місяців тому +7

      That was the point

    • @Relikaintcominback
      @Relikaintcominback 8 місяців тому +3

      At the end when he’s in space
      I said “biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch”

  • @Just_Smile-n2w
    @Just_Smile-n2w 11 місяців тому +139

    Finally! Jack Maximus made a customer pay for what they stole and ruined, then told him to F- off when asked about gas. 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

  • @geoffduke1763
    @geoffduke1763 11 місяців тому +76

    That first guy had me going until I realised he was acting for the cameras, good one buddy you made me laugh. You should have touched more of the delicious daily made sandwiches with three slices of meat.

  • @TheDeviIDogg
    @TheDeviIDogg 11 місяців тому +90

    I've been in that dude's situation and shoutout to all gas stations that have public bathrooms and bathrooms that don't require a key, real life savers

    • @JackPeloquin
      @JackPeloquin 11 місяців тому +2

      Maybe if one’s diet wasn’t garbage.

    • @Lousasshol
      @Lousasshol 11 місяців тому +18

      @@JackPeloquin.. not sure if diet has anything to do w needing to offload a loaf asap

    • @aloud9738
      @aloud9738 10 місяців тому

      Imagine that happening to you during COVID when all public restrooms were off limits.

    • @sthao1733
      @sthao1733 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Lousasshol i can honestly say for a fact, its definitely diet. i use to eat like crap and would have diarrhea and violent tomato sauce consistency shits when i ate like crap. then i switched over to a healthier, more plant based diet for a year because i was going through some stomach/gi issues, i noticed the difference in poop and consistency. i dont recall ever having diarrhea or violent tomato sauce shits when i was on my plant based diet.

  • @TheGrowOp
    @TheGrowOp 11 місяців тому +75

    "Mayo?" The fucking audacity had me cracking up!

    • @zk4au
      @zk4au 10 місяців тому +2

      That shit was hilarious!

    • @originaltroll7511
      @originaltroll7511 10 місяців тому +3

      😂😂😂😂 a free dry sandwich isnt that but paying for a dry sandwich is the worst

  • @Heelfan71
    @Heelfan71 11 місяців тому +131

    I like how he proceeds to touch almost every sandwich after taking a crap.

    • @breezyromayo5237
      @breezyromayo5237 11 місяців тому +12

      Thas im saying 🤢

    • @1solosoldier
      @1solosoldier 11 місяців тому +11

      Hopefully, he washed his poopy hands!

    • @terrybellar7661
      @terrybellar7661 5 місяців тому +1

      Hay! Them ain't chocolate smears on his fingers!

    • @Poe-007
      @Poe-007 4 місяці тому +2

      He probably didn’t wash his hands. Hope he did.

    • @JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0
      @JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0 4 місяці тому

      he had a maga hat on , im sure he washed his hands. statistically speaking i udually see liberals leaving the restroom without washing their hands

  • @MrRhse85
    @MrRhse85 11 місяців тому +345

    Dude fondled all of those fresh made with 1/4 lbs. of meat and 3 slices of cheese sandwiches with his diarrhea hands.

    • @emmettturner9452
      @emmettturner9452 11 місяців тому +11

      Except it was all a show for the camera.

    • @djslip_irie
      @djslip_irie 11 місяців тому +7

      ⁠​⁠@@emmettturner9452doesn’t change the diarhea handz😂 fact

    • @emmettturner9452
      @emmettturner9452 11 місяців тому +40

      @@djslip_irie …except there was no diarrhea. It was a show for the camera. Recall that the dude was already aware of GSE and knew that would end up on UA-cam. To prove it: The dialog between them was a scripted reference to Key & Peele. Look it up.

    • @fixfalcon2628
      @fixfalcon2628 11 місяців тому

      Oh ya, I remember that one, haha!@@emmettturner9452

    • @DanielE-oq1dt
      @DanielE-oq1dt 11 місяців тому

      Probably had Covid as well considering he’s an unvaxxed maga

  • @flyingrotorphoto
    @flyingrotorphoto 11 місяців тому +88

    Great job to Jack for giving that guy a lesson about stealing!

  • @KalaaQ
    @KalaaQ 11 місяців тому +5

    I come home from work, take dinner and sit down at my PC. I open youtube and see that Gas Station Encounters has uploaded a new video. I'm excited and start watching the video. Then it hits me, at exactly 0:28 I suddenly don't wanna eat my dinner anymore. Thanks for the content!

  • @Luniz-5-On-it
    @Luniz-5-On-it 11 місяців тому +87

    0:15 That is the walk you do when you really have to poop but running is too risky 😂😂

    • @texastwister6988
      @texastwister6988 11 місяців тому +7

      It was hanging out 💩😅

    • @mermaidmuncher2708
      @mermaidmuncher2708 11 місяців тому +12

      The worst is when you’re walking like that and you find out the door is locked!😱💩

    • @milesjohnson5487
      @milesjohnson5487 11 місяців тому +6

      🤣🤣

    • @Luniz-5-On-it
      @Luniz-5-On-it 11 місяців тому +6

      @@mermaidmuncher2708 Or walking through the house to the bathroom past everyone while crop dusting the whole house uncontrollably

    • @jonbourgoin182
      @jonbourgoin182 11 місяців тому +7

      We call that "prairie doggin'" in my parts

  • @zerofallen059
    @zerofallen059 11 місяців тому +24

    Can't believe the second guy really asked for mayo after getting caught lol

  • @emmettturner9452
    @emmettturner9452 11 місяців тому +58

    Jack is the man! I LOVE the way he handled that.

    • @jonbourgoin182
      @jonbourgoin182 11 місяців тому +5

      🎶 JACK, JACK, HERE COMES JACK 🎵
      If you know the song and reference then congrats

  • @thnkswdsh
    @thnkswdsh 11 місяців тому +10

    This was the best encounter ever. The sweet justice coming down hard on the "no gas?"-guy.

  • @crimsven
    @crimsven 11 місяців тому +83

    Jack is hilarious 🤣 "I dOn'T gIvE a FuCk"

    • @Morg100
      @Morg100 11 місяців тому +3

      That shit was funny! 😂😂

    • @aaronsmiley5692
      @aaronsmiley5692 10 місяців тому +3

      "you have any mayo"

  • @m737m737m737
    @m737m737m737 10 місяців тому +17

    I like how the second guy was upset he couldn’t get gas after STEALING from the store. What a winner he is

  • @SB-SB
    @SB-SB 11 місяців тому +46

    I SAID BBBIIIITTTTCCCCHHHHHH!
    *floats into space*

  • @lilscoobynetwork
    @lilscoobynetwork 11 місяців тому +53

    “ I can’t get no gas?” “ can’t get no mayo?” 🙂
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @WobbleJunkie
    @WobbleJunkie 11 місяців тому +88

    Honestly at this point I just want to find this gas station to try these delicious cold sandwiches.

    • @markhurlock3891
      @markhurlock3891 11 місяців тому +18

      They are made fresh daily with 1/4 of meat and 3 slices of cheese.

    • @DoesThisWork888
      @DoesThisWork888 11 місяців тому +10

      I'm from UK and I gotta say I'd move to the US just for those sandwiches.

    • @AlphaCentauri24
      @AlphaCentauri24 11 місяців тому +1

      Yes! Touched by many p **p hands like this guy.

  • @SeamHead33
    @SeamHead33 11 місяців тому +46

    1st dude took the Browns to the Super Bowl

    • @Sick1982
      @Sick1982 11 місяців тому +5

      😂

    • @gonelucid
      @gonelucid 11 місяців тому +2

      😂

    • @Dogsrule777
      @Dogsrule777 11 місяців тому +2

      Hahaha! We used to call it: “Droppin the kids off at the pool” 🤣

    • @SeamHead33
      @SeamHead33 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Dogsrule777 *The Cosby Kids

  • @Danny.Meatball
    @Danny.Meatball 11 місяців тому +103

    Not the Quarter Pound of meat with 3 slices made daily!! 😲

  • @reneeowens3826
    @reneeowens3826 11 місяців тому +11

    😂😂 MAYO ?? NO GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE !!! 😂😂

  • @outlander2878
    @outlander2878 11 місяців тому +69

    Mark Knopfler’s epic sultans of swing guitar solo playing at the very moment he gets busted!! 4:42

    • @willybla1
      @willybla1 11 місяців тому +5

      Dire Straits 🎸

    • @rickenman9844
      @rickenman9844 6 місяців тому

      Followed by Bruce Springsteen's "Glory Days" 😂

  • @muskafella
    @muskafella 11 місяців тому +7

    6:02 Bruh can I get some MAYO..........NO Goodbye 🤣

  • @Nater9-9
    @Nater9-9 11 місяців тому +64

    One time I had to have my wife pull into a gas station. While she was pulling in I had to take the belt off my pants, unbutton the button on my pants and I damn near shat everywhere in the parking lot. I thank God to this day the men’s room was open.

    • @mermaidmuncher2708
      @mermaidmuncher2708 11 місяців тому +2

      Oh that’s bad, but it really sucks when you’re done just to discover there’s no toilet paper, or paper towels! 😲😖

    • @joeyvindictive3552
      @joeyvindictive3552 11 місяців тому +3

      That's why you wear socks and a shirt.....just in case

    • @Pit8813
      @Pit8813 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@joeyvindictive3552 I can only guess 😂😂, I mean sometimes you might have to even when you don't want to, shit does happen

  • @paristhomas9274
    @paristhomas9274 11 місяців тому +94

    "He was sentenced to 14 years in Federal prison" SHE GONE! 😭😭😭

    • @hippydippy
      @hippydippy 11 місяців тому +10

      Yea. That was hilarious!!!

    • @fu_247
      @fu_247 11 місяців тому

      How is that funny? Dumb f’s.

    • @milesjohnson5487
      @milesjohnson5487 11 місяців тому +17

      @@hippydippy They should add 5 years for touching all those sandwiches.
      Doesn't look like the type that washes his hands.

    • @Bonsignore4U
      @Bonsignore4U 11 місяців тому +2

      Is that true?

    • @hush3956
      @hush3956 11 місяців тому +16

      @@Bonsignore4U could very well be, he has a MAGA hat on and january 6th was the storming of capitol hill, which a lot of trump supporters did. 14 years is definitely not true though

  • @Josh-dg2pz
    @Josh-dg2pz 11 місяців тому +16

    Him calling his girl a bit** paired with the maga hat and the fact he was out there rioting is comedy fkn gold looool how much more accurate can it get

    • @minersmusclecars
      @minersmusclecars 11 місяців тому +7

      Well pretty accurate because if it would have been a democrat he would have used the ladies room and then stole the sandwiches

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 3 дні тому

      @@minersmusclecarsman got proven wrong by the election lol

  • @brendatodd5288
    @brendatodd5288 11 місяців тому +188

    That's so hilarious, the poor guy must have eaten at Taco Bell. 😂😂

    • @milesjohnson5487
      @milesjohnson5487 11 місяців тому

      And he's touching everything after dropping a big fat deuce.

    • @Luniz-5-On-it
      @Luniz-5-On-it 11 місяців тому +17

      That is the walk you do when you really have to poop but running is to risky 😂

    • @brendatodd5288
      @brendatodd5288 11 місяців тому

      @@Luniz-5-On-it lmbo

    • @IMHUSTLNGAMIN
      @IMHUSTLNGAMIN 11 місяців тому

    • @BornAgainJared
      @BornAgainJared 11 місяців тому +10

      Taco Bell thing gotta be cap tho I eat it all the time and I’m good lol and I eat a lot bro like I spend 20 bucks average and I’m not shitting on the toilet hatin my life lol

  • @LucasKnowsBall11
    @LucasKnowsBall11 11 місяців тому +39

    Oh my fucking god the January 6th arrest caught me so off guard

    • @audraarndt1824
      @audraarndt1824 11 місяців тому +13

      Was that true or a joke that went over my head, bcuz 14 yrs is a lot! Im confused. Help, lol.

    • @stevesand8845
      @stevesand8845 11 місяців тому

      @@audraarndt1824that was true… if it wasn’t then it would be pretty offensive like saying all MAGA hatted folks are domestic terrorists

    • @Matt-hg2iz
      @Matt-hg2iz 11 місяців тому +3

      Yea I don't get it either. Feels like a mysterious side quest I'm missing Intel for

    • @TheJuliousness
      @TheJuliousness 11 місяців тому +17

      @@audraarndt1824 More than 1,033 of the rioters have been arrested, with approximately 485 federal defendants receiving sentences. About 277 defendants have been sentenced to time behind bars, and roughly 113 defendants have been sentenced to a period of home detention. Longest sentence have been 18 years and multiple double digits.

    • @nolmanimates3031
      @nolmanimates3031 8 місяців тому +3

      I still have no idea if it was a joke or not

  • @tomb9210
    @tomb9210 11 місяців тому +46

    Love the Key & Peele reference!

  • @NoOneisHereAnyway
    @NoOneisHereAnyway 11 місяців тому +2

    Man, i just did a brisk walk like @0:15 to my bathroom, sat down, clicked the notification for this video, and then that's the 1st thing i see🤣🤣🤣

  • @Smilemain
    @Smilemain 11 місяців тому +50

    I'm glad to see those sandwiches finally getting love after watching for so long.

    • @jonbourgoin182
      @jonbourgoin182 11 місяців тому +3

      They are legit so good, people need to stop stereotyping gas station sandwiches. Only downside is if they don't provide mayo, mustard, relish, and other assorted packets...but when they are fully stocked on the assortments I swear those sandwiches and even ready made hotdogs are fuckin delicious

  • @codycflanders
    @codycflanders 11 місяців тому +5

    Jack auto ringing him up.. hilarious!!! get em JACK!

  • @monkfan72
    @monkfan72 11 місяців тому +51

    You buy your gas, THEN you steal your sandwich. 😅

    • @joelpolnareff399
      @joelpolnareff399 11 місяців тому +4

      If you forget, just have a jug of gas on you.

  • @TheTyisawesome
    @TheTyisawesome 11 місяців тому +4

    Love that the first one was just someone genuinely interested in a Delicious Sandwich lol

  • @anthonycorbin8194
    @anthonycorbin8194 11 місяців тому +3

    Your not getting gas I’m no f…..ing with u was hilarious as hell 😂😂

  • @DarkCobra88
    @DarkCobra88 11 місяців тому +3

    Gotta love Jack there, not taking his BS, gets him around the counter and forces him to pay, very nicely done.

  • @bobdonovan34
    @bobdonovan34 11 місяців тому +64

    Not a Browns fan, but I agree. That Flacco jersey is sharp.

  • @AOCITYBOY
    @AOCITYBOY 11 місяців тому +29

    Imagine try stealing a sandwich and the clerk ends up taking your money to pay for it... 😂😂

  • @SupernaturalExplorer
    @SupernaturalExplorer 11 місяців тому +2

    One of these days i'm going to drive from Canada to this gas station just to buy those sandwiches. Then i'm heading to FavTrip. Make a day of it, then head back 😂

  • @Jephthahs_Daughter
    @Jephthahs_Daughter 11 місяців тому +5

    OMG it’s the Key and Peele “biiiich” episode lol playing out in real life

  • @billsauer3164
    @billsauer3164 Місяць тому +2

    @00:31 what in the actual fuk 😂😂

    • @billsauer3164
      @billsauer3164 Місяць тому +1

      Hit that button after 5 seconds over and over 😂😂😂

  • @cruzgang203
    @cruzgang203 11 місяців тому +3

    Relentless 😂😂😂 dude asked for mayo at the end

  • @redrebel5367
    @redrebel5367 11 місяців тому +2

    Surely youve got a personal sponsorship by that sandwich company by now.
    Hilarious as always man!

  • @ionymous6733
    @ionymous6733 11 місяців тому +5

    Been waiting for an encounter like this!!!

  • @dollypower9
    @dollypower9 11 місяців тому +2

    That's the look of an experienced on the fly pooper. The way he came out and bee-lined for the premade sandwiches over spaghetti explains a lot 😭🤣

  • @postingid3214
    @postingid3214 11 місяців тому +4

    The first guy took the Browns to the Superbowl.

  • @sfreshboyswag8847
    @sfreshboyswag8847 11 місяців тому

    1:46 The first guy I had my crying 😂😂 It’s just like that one classic key and peele skit😂💯 he did not call her that🙅🏾‍♂️😂

  • @evantakach7675
    @evantakach7675 11 місяців тому +11

    That first guy seemed like more of a cartoon character than a real person lol

  • @AtlanticGiantPumpkin
    @AtlanticGiantPumpkin 10 місяців тому +1

    I was like “man the first guy seems super chill” I was in fact wrong

  • @mattimaranda9638
    @mattimaranda9638 11 місяців тому +13

    Every time I snag some munchies from the storage room at work, I put the theif scratch in effect and imagine that you are narrating my life.

  • @rybreadart
    @rybreadart 11 місяців тому +1

    When i read the title i was fully expecting someone to conceal a full corned beef brisket

  • @SPARKLISWEETS
    @SPARKLISWEETS 11 місяців тому +3

    I love Jack rocking the Crocs! Remember to eat your Sparkli Sweets and Go Gamble!

  • @e.michelle2424
    @e.michelle2424 Місяць тому +2

    Did they seriously have a Key and Peele conversation at the register? I said "Biiiiiiiiitch..."

  • @ncf1
    @ncf1 11 місяців тому +16

    I mean how often does someone GIVE you something instead of TAKE?! Such a generous soul delivering you that cylindrical brown package! But... then he ruined everything.

  • @dukeodyssey3885
    @dukeodyssey3885 11 місяців тому +1

    Thank the heavens for every thief that has not seen this channel, or has visited this gast station yet 😂❤🎉
    Best content on the net.

  • @mroctopie
    @mroctopie 11 місяців тому +9

    Love the key and peele reference

  • @BunsMcGundy
    @BunsMcGundy 11 місяців тому +1

    This channel is the reason I can’t quietly browse grocery isles without feeling guilty

  • @DarkMatter727
    @DarkMatter727 11 місяців тому +17

    The key and peele reference was hilarious lol. I can’t tell if you are joking or if that guy really went to jail either lol

    • @crimsven
      @crimsven 11 місяців тому

      Flacco era was way after Jan 6th lol

    • @johnathonjagodzinski4516
      @johnathonjagodzinski4516 11 місяців тому +1

      yea im rly confused on what's going on with that

    • @LizardDude
      @LizardDude 11 місяців тому

      ​@@crimsven People are still getting caught. (But yeah this gotta be a joke.)

  • @glassjar7814
    @glassjar7814 11 місяців тому +13

    Dudes got $400 sweatsuit and $200 sneakers. And he’s stealing sandwiches lol. Sad. Those plugs are solid btw. We have very similar taste. Hope you’re a proud paytch member too

  • @Relikaintcominback
    @Relikaintcominback 8 місяців тому

    1:54
    Key and peele sketch
    “You said bitch tho?”
    “Hm?”
    “You called your wife a bitch??”
    “😐..yeaaa”

  • @crispychubs
    @crispychubs 11 місяців тому +27

    Dude, the first guy's story just came out of left field. I WAS SO BAFFLED HAHA. What in the absolute world

    • @jdavs9493
      @jdavs9493 11 місяців тому +34

      Free him he’s a patriot

    • @RFever
      @RFever 11 місяців тому +67

      You spelled traitor wrong

    • @thomasnew8606
      @thomasnew8606 11 місяців тому +28

      ​@@RFeverGood luck in life lib

    • @rogersmith7808
      @rogersmith7808 11 місяців тому

      @@jdavs9493 😂

    • @NickyBlue99
      @NickyBlue99 11 місяців тому +6

      ​@@RFeverPatriot*

  • @TrapgodTO
    @TrapgodTO 11 місяців тому +2

    Best video yet lmao. Literally showed him the video of him stealing lmao

  • @dvd4802
    @dvd4802 11 місяців тому +3

    12 dollars that's robbery in itself

  • @misskozak81
    @misskozak81 9 місяців тому

    😂😂😂 jack show him what he stole no problem like bye dude😂😂😂

  • @pepepantuflas1
    @pepepantuflas1 11 місяців тому +3

    The quarter pound connoisseur

  • @RealE_Muney
    @RealE_Muney 9 місяців тому

    The second dude im hungry man
    Jack I DonT GiVE OF FuCC 🤨🤨
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Michael_Jackson187
    @Michael_Jackson187 11 місяців тому +14

    Looks right up at the camera, she gone!!!

  • @swayzy762
    @swayzy762 11 місяців тому

    "Has to make sure he isnt walking into a robbery cuz thats what normal customers do" lmao 😂 Im literally that guy.

  • @KdawgTv01
    @KdawgTv01 11 місяців тому +6

    200 bucks for Jordan shoes but no money for food

    • @mermaidmuncher2708
      @mermaidmuncher2708 11 місяців тому +3

      Those knock offs…. He stole from the flea market

  • @cherryg2537
    @cherryg2537 10 місяців тому

    The restroom sounds made my toes curl with laughter🤣🤣🤣 As a gas station cashier I love this🤣🤣

  • @mathew85
    @mathew85 11 місяців тому +6

    We need a thief scratch shirt 😊

  • @Fluffypawsz
    @Fluffypawsz 11 місяців тому

    I love this channel and have been watching since it first started, comedy gold!

  • @mikedavis9924
    @mikedavis9924 11 місяців тому +5

    I really wish I could do that sometimes with customers but id get fired 😂😂

  • @jazzyx8968
    @jazzyx8968 11 місяців тому

    4:50 man the ending solo from sultans of swing really highlights the panic that guy must've been feeling

  • @marleyanalytics
    @marleyanalytics 11 місяців тому +5

    "come here i want to show you something."
    👀
    "WHAT DO YOU THINK IM TALKING ABOUT GET OVER HERE!"

  • @crispyrobot77
    @crispyrobot77 8 місяців тому +1

    The Sandwiches, with a Quarter Pound 'o Meat with 3 Slices of Cheese, are quickly becoming a legend. Fuck the Egg Salad sandwiches tho. 😃

  • @joshk96
    @joshk96 11 місяців тому +3

    Love the key and peele reference 😂😂

  • @Joe-d3t1t
    @Joe-d3t1t 7 місяців тому

    The wave at the cashier when running to the bathroom 😂😂😂

  • @Martin95Bazi
    @Martin95Bazi 11 місяців тому +16

    I'd be scared shitless if Jack told me to come over here too 😂

  • @markevans5674
    @markevans5674 11 місяців тому +2

    Hilarious commentary as always 😂😂😂

  • @MuNCiieZ
    @MuNCiieZ 11 місяців тому +13

    "can I get some mayo" no shame.

  • @Britty0189
    @Britty0189 11 місяців тому +2

    Hey Chris! Happy you made it to the shitter in time!

  • @nuggetbutter1314
    @nuggetbutter1314 11 місяців тому +57

    Is the first story real?? That's wild. I hope he got to eat his sandwhich.

    • @penguin44ca
      @penguin44ca 11 місяців тому +19

      Not a chance

    • @FierceDefector
      @FierceDefector 11 місяців тому +9

      Me too. Sucks for the people they're literally barring for politics image and gain. Pathetic as usual.

    • @mermaidmuncher2708
      @mermaidmuncher2708 11 місяців тому

      If it’s Trump related…………………….
      It’s FAKE NEWS

    • @abacab87
      @abacab87 11 місяців тому +13

      Word has it, he's still eating that sandwich in prison, and all his fellow inmates are eating it as well. It's like the five loaves and 2 fishes.

    • @timskywalker
      @timskywalker 11 місяців тому

      Yes!!@@abacab87

  • @ZZZGGGLLLAAAHHH
    @ZZZGGGLLLAAAHHH 11 місяців тому +2

    For a second I though your jersey said "FLACCID." lol

  • @rmp5s
    @rmp5s 11 місяців тому +33

    Amazing how the big bad scary red hat wearing toxic man is a super cool dude that DOESN'T steal. Amazing. 🤣

    • @Mike_McGenius
      @Mike_McGenius 11 місяців тому +23

      Yeah he’s more into trying to overthrow elections😭🤣

    • @aaronalto3034
      @aaronalto3034 11 місяців тому

      What a fool for drinking orange man kool-aid.

    • @joliemadigan4244
      @joliemadigan4244 11 місяців тому

      @@Mike_McGeniusright right, HE is trying to cheat, elections are always fair and square, especially when dead people are all voting left - nothing suspicious about that!!! Try to remember to wipe those nose prints off the tv every once in a while

  • @anxiouspatsfan4050
    @anxiouspatsfan4050 11 місяців тому

    Love the Sultans of Swing playing in the back ground as he says "Come Here"

  • @sdjslkdjlsskldjslkdjsl8262
    @sdjslkdjlsskldjslkdjsl8262 11 місяців тому +9

    Ok is the Jan 6 thing a joke or is did it actually happen?

    • @taylorm1997
      @taylorm1997 5 місяців тому +1

      Bruh lmao. Do you live under a rock?

    • @SeductiveGemini84
      @SeductiveGemini84 Місяць тому

      Yes it’s a real thing.. That was serious of what they did..

  • @Matt-tw3oz
    @Matt-tw3oz 10 місяців тому +1

    i have explosive diarrhea.. let's head to the quickymart to destroy the toilet... and oh, might as well get some more wholesome food while i am here.

  • @Grassngas
    @Grassngas 11 місяців тому +3

    High dude👌hope your bro is doing well,,, it’s been what almost a year, it’s a long road, tho

  • @maryfrias3605
    @maryfrias3605 11 місяців тому +1

    🎉🎉🎉😂😂 congratulations on your 2 million subscribers🎉🎉🎉😊❤

  • @cheezeman6
    @cheezeman6 11 місяців тому +2

    Man you have the most entertaining job ever and you work at a gas station. You've made it in life

  • @colonelinfernal5004
    @colonelinfernal5004 10 місяців тому

    The key and peel "biiitchhh" bit killed me. 😂

  • @ThatOneGirlThatPlays
    @ThatOneGirlThatPlays 11 місяців тому +3

    Did not see that ending coming on the first guy! Dayum! 😂 good catch, boys in blue! Interesting that every time I see a police support logo, it’s usually attached to people wearing the same red hats that the guys did on Jan 6th.

  • @jennyferj0
    @jennyferj0 11 місяців тому

    5:01 "This you?" 😂