Penny Mordaunt mocks 'Nowhere man' Keir Starmer with his 'nowhere plans'
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- Опубліковано 17 тра 2024
- Penny Mordaunt drew inspiration from The Beatles as she branded Sir Keir Starmer a “nowhere man” while mocking his general election pledge card.
The Commons Leader referenced the song, from the band’s 1965 album Rubber Soul, after noting Sir Keir had been on “quite a journey”, starting at Islington North - a nod to former Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn - with a “flexible principles ticket”.
She told the Commons: “There’s nothing there. There’s no vision, no plan, no principles on which to steer by, which is why this pledge card will go the same way of all the others.
“With apologies to The Beatles, this Leader of the Opposition is a nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans for nobody.
“He doesn’t have a point of view, he’s no good for me or you, and judging by this latest pledge card he is nowhere near good enough for Britain.”
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Labour and Conservative it makes no difference we all suffer under them,but under Labour we will suffer more.Penny should have been PM
Be careful what you wish for when it comes to Labour
Just out of interest. What are you? Are you rich? Super-rich? Rich enough to be a top Tory donator?
I ask because, if you are not one of the above, then the Tories hate you. They literally hate you.
Now, I'm going to assume you are none of the above and are, in fact, just an ordinary PAYE or other wage-earner like some, or perhaps retired like myself.
To you and I, there has been nothing but disaster after disaster, lie after lie, and blatant theft of our country's resources into their and their friends' pockets.
Every week when I shop I can guarantee I will see new price rises.
My pension, already the lowest in Europe, is worth less and less every month.
Child poverty like we have not seen since Victorian days. We are even dying younger...
The NHS is one of the few real treasures left in this country, and look what they are doing to it!
Not even a mention of the failed 'stop the boats' rubbish they have been leading people on with for years.
I would be far more careful about letting the Tory lunatics carry on their destruction of the UK, financially and culturally.
I don`t think we need any lessons as to what will come from the Tories, do you ?
I don't think we will getting any party's under Labour Dicky .
You and the cons party have a long hard look in your mirrors .
Nothing is worse than a Tory government NOTHING
This woman should be PM she is the Governor
I guess you still haven't learnt to never trust a Tory.
He's never had a thought of his own. A complete fraud.
Yes he's has, but it's been the wrong un's.
All for Penny being the new leader as she just talks sense!
Penny is always pure joy to watch and listen too.❤️
People have very short memories Starmer is Blair’s puppet have you noticed how Blair is very near to liar
Only if he were standing next to Bojo the Tory clown 🤡 then he would be near to a liar 🤦
You never told a porkie??@@blaircorral8158
@@blaircorral8158it’s not bo jo who went to war costing the country billions of pounds & hundreds & thousands of Iraq / Brit lives . Blair the lying weapons of mass destruction. Boris ate a cake 🙄
@@blaircorral8158 Unless you're completely stupid Johnson is no longer an MP.
That's a new joke - never heard that before........
Truth hurts sometimes !!
It certainly will when the Con Trash are voted out, canny wait...
Labour will be a disaster.Penny for PM 😊👌🇬🇧
Great to hear of people getting help with trauma, I've had no help whatsoever with my PTSD!
Honestly we don't have a great Conservative government at the moment but the current Labour government is inept
Starmer isn't even good enough to be nowhere
They've all been to the University of SNP.
if you think the country is bad now , it will be a lot worse if starmer and his clowns get in
Cant wait for lord stramer to rule ....then we sit back and watch the tragedy 😂😂😂😂😂
Look into not just parliamentary staff but other staff that don't work in Parliament but work for MP's = How many people have had to sign non disclosure agreement with MP's? Has Dianne Abbot for example ever had staff sign non disclosure agreements? Has anyone else in Parliament? I Can name one.
Sometimes he's somewhere, then nowhere, then elsewhere, then catches himself up, where who knows.
Well, I guess you amuse yourself at least.
@@joeoak8181Starmer is not exactly a straight thinker and that muddled thinking goes right through the party. Hence the constant back-tracking with the muddled policies. Not amusing at all.
None of our politicians have an original thought between them.
If labour get it
Armageddon
We have already got it 😂😂😂
@@harrywalsh677 sadly more pain if labour gets in , socialist are not capable of running a business they have one thing in mind spend spend spend without a plan to pay back borrowing
In 5 years we’ll be a 3rd world country under labour
@@harrywalsh677
No we haven't, believe me if Labour get the keys to the asylum this country will degenerate into a stinking sess pit. No one not one of the Labour front bench has a credible skill set.
The worst is yet to come ! From labour
@@alansalter1836 can't get any worse than the lying bent money for our mates Tories
Penny is a very clever person she has Brains
Pity she doesn't use them for something good or useful.
Well she has used them she is leader of the house
😂😂😂😂if you say so must be right if you say so😂😂😂😂
@@JeanRingerReally? Rishi Sunak is the current PM, go figure that one out. Neither two are fit to lead. All Penny has to do, is look and sound intelligent.
She just keeps them well hidden......are you a Tory Party member?
Labour run Wales should remind the voters of what a Labour Government is capable of. Chaos, overspending and promises not realised. Soon to be here in England if the polls are to be believed.
Have you been in hibernation for the last ten years 😴😴😴
Penny Lane your in my ears and in my eyes ❤
you're
4:55 Penny.....Hold my pint!!
Nice one 👍
Woodentops man, Lego man, wonder why people are calling Sir Beer Karma these names?
Because if the cap fits, wear it! And it fits well.
If you vote for labour then I have no idea what the hell is going on in your brain! Give your heads a shake!
I love the comparison to the Beatles song Nowhere Man. Penny is class.
Penny continues shine brightly in the Commons amongst a room of depressing retoric by other MPs.
Where is everyone?
Parliament bar open?
Protesting in support of Hamas.
This lady keeps me alive, queen of sarcasm, being a lady she has already hoovered up snp now for qeir stammer
Penny will be the best prime minister
Too close the Bill Gates and WEF ,
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 😝🤣😝
You would have dog pm😂😂
That joke never gets old.
How much time is wasted thanking, praising and back slapping each other. It's a waste of time thank them after business not during.
Say hello to Sunak when he gets there
Well done Penny Maurdant PM
Thank her for when she actually does something positive for the country, not this childish petty political slanging match. Thank her when she actually fights for us, which she certainly hasn't done at all.
Vote Labour vote for the destruction of this country, we may never recover.
This country may never recover from the damage inflicted by the Tories over the last 14 years. They have made the UK an international laughing stock.
To late
Good answer to the question asked.
A light shone in the night some way ahead
Blue turned into green, then it was red
And stirring the night, love music played
The light I saw in the night was a Penny Arcade
Don't you just love our Penny... she'll be missed after the next G/E.
I think in reality she probably will be missed. Milk and honey is not going to be a new government
She'll be missed like a boil on the backside as she's a total pain in the ar*e with her holier than thou attitude to all members of the opposition regardless of their party.
Missed like a giant boil on the backside !!
Nope she’s a pill.
@@user-ld6ik5qm4myou’ve a crush on her haven’t you
Vote reform these two are both the sane
Penny for PM
Penny for your idiotic thoughts
The Labour lady was not shouting
Look's like Mordaunt has got job with Thames Water, when she gets kicked out.
Nowhere Plans are Sunaks Plans
Active on the sofa intriguing
Brilliant, but the lyrics to Fool on the hill are just as pertinant
She’ll be stacking shelves in a Lidl after the election 😅
what the Tories have done to this country i would be sat in the corner very quite
Does everyone skip past Labour & straight to Penny 🤣
Yes!
And I thought it must be just me! Pointless listening to labour, same old commies, same old promises, same old lies.
Flip flop along with his front benchers are liars & irrellevent😊
His that a political elevation to the house of god the Labour Party 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is the party who dont know difference between Men & Women
Well that didn't take Penny very long to trash the tired old Labour rhetoric of 'Beer & Skittles Tomorrow" with their one screen PowerPoint slide masquerading, once again, as a fully costed detailed Plan, six bullet points, its all hyperbole and froth with no detail, roadmaps, costs or detailed deliverables / outcomes. Starmer & Co ere bereft of the required vision, skills and track record. As for fiscal skills, they couldn't even run a Tuck Shop in a school!
Jim. Go and do a fortnight's shopping, then get back to me about Starmer's fiscal skills.
I agree with her
Imagine if Sunak did resign just before summer recess, got replaced unopposed by Morduant and just in time for the Conservatives to turn the ship around before the election and they won.... Labour's face lol
That's never going to happen as Rishit will hang on to power until the very last possible minute, just like a limpet to a rock on the beach.
He's got his Indian trade deal to complete first for the self enrichment of himself and his family, not forgetting his inlaws at infosys too.
Then, he has to finish bleeding the country dry while further lining his already bulging pockets.
So don't expect the election to be before January 2025. 😂😂
Come on Dez .Wake up ! You're going to be late for school again !
@@jonnobloggs8642 Labour have a history of being unlucky.
@Da1Dez yeah mucker .They were really unlucky in 97 when Blair The Tory Slayer went on to trounce you in 3 successive elections .
Is Liz Truss your history teacher ?
@@jonnobloggs8642 do remind everyone why Liebour got voted out last time...
Isn't Penny Mordaunt bright intelligent and sharp as a tack and absolutely gorgeous, and would make a wonderful Prime Minister "she'd have world ministers eating out of her hand,,
Can't get her genders right, just like Starmer. Yeah, very bright as a dull dying old wattage bulb, and about as sharp as a blunt kitchen knife.
In a word, no
@@joeoak8181 cmon Joe she will grow on ya, she looks dishevelled at times, but she got that humph about her😂
wouldnt mind spending a penny
Are you taking the pi$$ ??
Westminster Guilty of the infected blood scandal, admit your guilt because if not here then you know what is going to be undisclosed. remember the Data protection act.Whatever laws are placed upon the earth will be held in heaven
She's good.
Liebour, do you mean those conspiracies theories proven right, or far right that is actually right so far?
Damned Right! Voting for labour is like Chickens for KFC, or Queers for Gaza.
If Penny doesn’t get Lesley Roberts into the Covid Enquiry, I will be disappointed as I believe her to be an honest person.
Got news for you, Penny is about honest as Tony Blair.
Fast Forward 4.40 Penny will appear.
I did, I always do, labour always spout the same old drivel, that's their policies, drivel, that's their manifesto pure drivel. They haven't got a clue!
Lucy Powell. My god...get ready to see her in charge of a Department, along with Lammy, Cooper, Thornbury, Rayner, Ashworth. What a bone-shaking prospect. You have been warned. Terrifying
I think Penny will lose her Portsmouth constituency. Sad. After Labour get in, she must re-contest and/or find a seat and come back. England needs her
None of the names you mention could possibly be worse than the clowns who have been on the Tory front bench in recent years.
new labour rejuvinated under starmer spend spend spend take take take blair behind the scenes controlling things
She needs to stop opening l gs
Her hair is epic! LOL!
Sword Lady = things you see at a freak show
She certainly looked like a freak at that piece of theatre.
Laboured gags.
Go Penny go give it to them
Pretty Penny struggling to find derogotory things to say about Keir still struggling.
Strange that tory members have not put her into No10.
Why? Perhaps they know something we don't?
Like all Labour supporters you’re deluded. She made a number of valid comparisons between the years of Labour Government compared with Conservative Government and you have chosen to ignore them. It doesn’t suit your narrative so you just pretend it didn’t happen. Post war , the electorate has returned many more Conservative Government’s than Labour Governments. I wonder why ? Perhaps they know something that you don’t !
@@Trueblue222oh look, another Tory denialist. Was it Wragg getting his bits out that made you so proud. Or Menzies? Party of farce, supported by the gullible. I prospered under Blair more than any other prime minister. The country had faith and belief. Brit pop raged, arts flourished and people were enthusiastic, full of hope. The sick cult you worship has eroded everything. Look at Penny deflecting away from her party of failure.
@@Trueblue222 You won't see another Tory government, even through the wrong end of a telescope.
@@Nigfis Well don't complain about what a disaster labour are a year down the line, it's coming, as sure as death and taxes.
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Penny for pm
Brilliant Penny
Well said Penny
I like penny..But she needs to stop erring !
Penny is so good. Pity she has to defend inept Tory leadership. She is correct about Labour but unfortunately her party have been nothing but woke, inept, liberal Labour lite. At least Labour have not been disloyal, disrespectful and betrayed their base as have Sunak, Mogg, Cameron, etc. May their demise in the next elections come asap.
Why isnt this woman our pm
They effed up on 2 chances and got Truss and Sunak instead.
just stop the self harm these two implement vote SDP
Better than being a goto girl
I think you need to take a good look at your own party before you mock the Labour Party lol😢😢😅
Penny Mourdant.....oh yeah!!!
Mordant cannot mock anybody after her joke speech at the conservative conference i am still laughing at it today stand up and fight ffs😂😂😂
Brilliant Penny love he is a nowhere fool
THE TROUT WHO LIKES TO SHOUT!!!!
f *** the sun
Labour voter 'cos yer dad did? SNP fanboy too I'm guessing.
Sorry there is no cure for stupid, you're stuck with it.
Stood for leadership twice and failed twice. Best remembered for jumping into a swimming pool and for holding a sword, Mordaunt has done nothing of real significance in her wealthy life.
Penny for PM and quick please before the Conservatives sink into oblivion. Penny can save the Conservatives.
Mordaunt has got great norks
All Penny’s great wit is on show yet again and yet again the house commons is totally empty. Poor Penny!
Penny is so good with her words but less wise on who she represents.
Moredaunting wants to keep her big mouth shut in criticising others. Starmer has done nothing because he is the opposition , the Tories have dragged the country into the gutter.
What a waste of space she is as an MP.
Just to be clear the trains have never been so bad as under the Tories . The rivers and reservoirs are full of human waste.
May I remind Penny you've been in power for 14 years and apart from austerity, wreaking the economy, bringing the NHS to its Knees, presiding over a policy of shrinking the armed forces to a size it's practically inadequate, spending billions on illegal migrants and busy doing nothing about it and of course the biggest mistake Brexit.
Oh
What about manifestos that the Tories say let's get it done. Surprise not one thing completed.
Labour will get Britain working again
“Labour will get Britain working again” 😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Labour will sink Britain.😂
👍👍👍👍👍
We can’t sink much further!!!
Back to the EU under labour.
The BAD penny, Penny Mordaunt, had better watch herself as she will be the nowhere woman when she loses her seat at the general election. Going nowhere at all apart from her local job centre to sign on. 😂😂😂😂
My, you are SO funny.
Be careful what you wish for 🙄
Just don't complain a year after voting for the death of Britain, remember, you did that!
Penny should lead the tories after they've lost the next election. No point being leader now
It looks like Sir Nige will take the reigns, as you say pointless now, the poisoned chalice.
Being mocked by Stupid Mordaunt is a badge of honour. This woman has manoeuvred herself by pretending to be disinterested in leading the party, yet actually gagging to be leader. She really is a sly thing. Well she’ll be the leader of nothing come the autumn.
Stupid? Really ?
Voting labour then are you?
Why do the english voter keep voting tory do they think the tories will look after them yes the eton millioniares will loook after the working class reform not much better formed by millioniares .
Voting labour then are you?
do you think labour are not millionaires
@@raymondadams7570 Jeremy 'pass the juice' Corbyn is a multimillionaire, many more.
Penny the sword carrying non entity
Penny, aspiring magician and disappearing soon.
It's little Owen Jones isn't it? (Little sense that is.)
Spot luv, great stuff as usual.....
Mordaunt weaponises Beatles lyrics.
How 'effin DARE she?
She’ll be nowhere when Starmer is PM😂
Yip and we’ll all be joining her don’t kid yourself.
Enjoy living with illegal immigrants in your home, and other insane communist clown world ideas.
It will be Mordaunt who will be nowhere in a few months time when she loses her seat.