@@puissantcroissant3926 I've donated to this one begger in Windhelm so many times that she has a good 500 gold and my children 10 grand multiple times but that 2 extra gold from the homeless begger hits different.
This is the first video I've seen of yours and oh my god, this is the definition of sheer will, border-lining insanity. I love it. Please sit on more chairs/benches.
Before I watch this video I want to say this; I never thought of doing something as fun as this. This absolutely amazing. I'm gonna give it a try myself. This is the ultimate bedlam job.
I think Winter hold would be interesting just for how many things there are in the college to steal, you would also need to go partly through the college quest line so you could go to the archmage's quarters but not own it
I know dude, I hate doing the bedlam jobs for Delvin. Sure it’s ‘only’ 500 Delvin, but in some of these cities I have to result to stealing food to get to that amount!!!
500 is pretty fine, the part where I had to quickload to get the radiant quest in Solitude was wayyy worse :( I heard Delvin saying the same lines over and over...
12:48 Not sure if you just left it out of the edit, but there’s a silver ingot up on one of the ledges in the blacksmith’s shop. Just a sole silver ingot.
The game devs really should have removed the ability to sit anywhere while in sneak mode. I mean, how many people actually sit down in the game even when they're not sneaking?
I gotta ask outta curiosity, did you level any skills from all that stealing? I’d imagine there were plenty of skill books there so I’m kinda curious about all of that.
Now just add perfect touch and steal every item off of every person, too. Nevermind, put that comment on in middle of video saw he did that, too at the end.
At the end of this series you need to make a count of all the sweet rolls you've stolen
And cheese!
@@ThatsCoolDude And cheese
What’s wrong someone stole your sweet roll
Give me all the sweet rolls! 😢
@@ThatsCoolDude You should do a steal every NPC's clothes run that would be amusing
Solitude must have been aware of you coming, so they had a few things nailed down to hopefully discourage you from stealing their stuff
It didn't help.
All decluttered the places look so sad. The items really spice the world up.
They also add color!
There has never been better presentation of what is essentially pressing E a lot.
I did that a lot... I think
@@ThatsCoolDude eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeee
Reminds me of every time I do the diplomatic immunity mission.
Thalmor embassy supplies are becoming expensive at this rate.
I'm gonna steal from them sooner or later!
This man's pointer finger now has the strength of all the Divines combined
it hurts
Even with me having almost 3 million gold I still find myself at times taking random items and selling them for extra coin.... like I need it.
same here, that 2 gold in some poor farmer's wardrobe? definitely need it
@@puissantcroissant3926 I've donated to this one begger in Windhelm so many times that she has a good 500 gold and my children 10 grand multiple times but that 2 extra gold from the homeless begger hits different.
nice flex
I can't help but wonder what your crime stats look like. The amount of items you've stolen must be in the 10,000s by now
Spoiler: he infact did steal EVERYTHING in solitude
Yes
You should bind the steal key to the scroll wheel so you dont die of carpal tunnel
you should add a segment where you drop everything in a huge pile
Did that with Whiterun and the game crashed...
@@ThatsCoolDude bummer..
This is the first video I've seen of yours and oh my god, this is the definition of sheer will, border-lining insanity. I love it. Please sit on more chairs/benches.
Happy you like it!
Before I watch this video I want to say this; I never thought of doing something as fun as this. This absolutely amazing. I'm gonna give it a try myself. This is the ultimate bedlam job.
Give it a go!
Skyrim devs watching you take every item they meticulously placed
👁👄👁
In your opinion, was it more tedious to loot cities in Oblivion or Skyrim?
Books for sure! In Oblivion it was barrels etc. because you don't have a "take all" button...
@@ThatsCoolDude But you do have a take all button in oblivion
I still don't understand how you don't have more subscribers. Your videos are just so entertaining! Thank you for putting out this awesome content!
Happy you like them!
boring
Supper: Check!
TCD's new video: Check!
This is the way to spend Saturday evening ~
I find these videos incredibly therapeutic
Happy to hear!
“You see, a regular thief would just stop at the things not nailed down. I’m not a regular thief. I’ll even take the nails.”
Why did this feel like watching the video game version of “How the Grinch Stole Christmas”? 😂
This is the game adaptation: "How a fork loving maniac stole every item in a nordic war-ridden wasteland"
Coulda thrown in a gag about your heart growing three sizes using a daedra heart 😂
I think Winter hold would be interesting just for how many things there are in the college to steal, you would also need to go partly through the college quest line so you could go to the archmage's quarters but not own it
That's going to be fun...
There's a mod that just lets you pick up books without reading them. (Unless you go vanilla, that's ok)
I run vanilla for extra pain
@@ThatsCoolDude Understandable. That masochism flavour adds up to the experience, doesn¨t it?
@@rurukitty405 some people just like having pain inflicted on them
We found him the world's biggest videogame hoarder I thought I took the cake but here we have him
That’s so weird that there a bunch of items you just straight up can’t interact with for no reason 💀
I know dude, I hate doing the bedlam jobs for Delvin.
Sure it’s ‘only’ 500 Delvin, but in some of these cities I have to result to stealing food to get to that amount!!!
500 is pretty fine, the part where I had to quickload to get the radiant quest in Solitude was wayyy worse :(
I heard Delvin saying the same lines over and over...
Blood Ravens would be very proud....
That quick save button is a lifesaver
Couldn't have done it without it!
Well, that's one way to be an absolute menace. The fun way.
All ways are fun, most of them aren't fun for the people involved though...
When you are done do a “stealing all items in the open world”
That's kinda the plan
I've just found your channel and I love your editing style especially the fork bit
Happy you like it!
At the end of this series you should sell everything you have stolen and see how much money you will make
I count the value at the end of every video, I'd probably sell it for a fraction because the Skyrim economy sucks :( Also... it's my stuff now :))
i used to rob every city's until i got an arrow on the knee
Based
This is why I love this game you can do whatever the hell you want
Least unhinged point and click adventure protagonist.
With the unlimited power of quicksaves you can steal everything in Skyrim
( -Destroys- *steals* skyrim )
Oh, forgive me thane, I didn't realize it was you
Yup i keep sitting down when im trying to clean the kitchen table too
Happens to the best of us...
"Are you playing hide and seek?"
"Y e s."
With the right mod, you can steal the souls of everyone there including, ESPECIALLY, the children as well.
He can't keep getting away with it.
hE cAn'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IIT
12:48 Not sure if you just left it out of the edit, but there’s a silver ingot up on one of the ledges in the blacksmith’s shop. Just a sole silver ingot.
Hermaeus Mora would be proud of your book collection 😂
Agreed!
Small tip if the books annoy you if you double tap the take button quick enough itll pick up the book without opening it
Good to know!
4:34
Speech increased to 26
I don't visit Solitude very often because I always get lost there. I can only imagine how long this took.
If you make a plan in advance, you can have it pretty quickly!
This is the guy who took your high school pencil
What about the Pelagius Wing of the Blue Palace?
And did you go into the room at the top of the tower in the middle of the city?
"UA-cam recommendations shows this video"
You son of a b i'm in
The first Skyrim questline I ever comleted was the Theives Guild... I decided to primaraily steal food. I never needed to buy healing potions. XD
nice
hope there's a fence in Solitude, no way you're leaving while burdoned
I store the stuff in my chest, no burden allowed!
My man went to a college and got angry when there were books there
Yeah, screw them!
ForkDork Lore... LET's GO!!
Yees!
Your dedication to the project each video is an inspiration to us all. On a sidenote I wonder how much all that weighs
Man. After playing so much ESO I'd forgotten how... grimey... most of Skyrim's textures are. Solitude did not age well at all!
Potema
Who was it again?
@@sleeplesstime Potema
Who?
@@ThatsCoolDude cutting
Create the Thievery Speed-run
This is great but could you do a quick tour at the end
Your vid’s are good my dude. Keep it up
Happy you like them!
You could try binding the pick up/interact button (e) to scroll wheel so you can just scroll to pick everything up. Idk if it would work
It probably could (?) but I'd still have to time the scrolling to the moment when I have an interaction with the item...
Love this series!!
Happy to hear!
you just played the secret stromcloak quest for the Civil War questline where you steal EVERYTHING from the Imperials
Windhelm is planned too though, I'm keeping the war balanced!
You may consider using I.M.P.S. to sell all items in a chest so it will tell you the value without needing to do any math
This is therapeutic
Happy to hear!
good luck to when you go clear the arcanaeum
Gotta love static items.
For books in the future, just get a mod that let's you pick up books without reading them.
I don't think anyone would blame you for that.
Yea, I would
@@32kAnthony fair enough. I should have specified anyone reasonable.
15:40 what instrumental is that
At long last the long awaited upload
Yes
@@ThatsCoolDude when we seeing megamind man
Huh, stealing everything from solitude… that’s cool dude °-°
You're cool, dude!
Maybe jumping on the table helps against accidentally sitting down
It doesn't...
@@ThatsCoolDude "It's the hard-knock life for you..."
Did you pick up the bottle of alto wine from under the jarls bed?
Cant have shit in solitude
Stealing is rude and very immoral.
True, but it's fun
@@ThatsCoolDude Fair point
bros carry weight knows no limits
Until it does :((
The game devs really should have removed the ability to sit anywhere while in sneak mode. I mean, how many people actually sit down in the game even when they're not sneaking?
I gotta ask outta curiosity, did you level any skills from all that stealing? I’d imagine there were plenty of skill books there so I’m kinda curious about all of that.
I don't know exactly but I'd say I got about 75% of a level!
@@ThatsCoolDude Ah that ain’t too bad assuming your at a higher level due to your previous looting.
Every song:
Why are you reading this? Hurry tf up and spill the beans...
this vid shud be named book´s of Solitude
There's so many of them.......
Now just add perfect touch and steal every item off of every person, too. Nevermind, put that comment on in middle of video saw he did that, too at the end.
bro u forgot the darkbrotherhood line there is some stuff to steal when u killing the fake imperor
I looked, there's nothing to steal in the emperor's tower, you can just take everything!
@@ThatsCoolDude oh, sorry xd good job, thank u for your suffering to make videos :)
oh my god i need to do this so bad
Do it!
can you steal every stealable item in Skyrim?
Kleptomania 100
Yes
No hoarder challenge?
Where’s the comedy show scene shown at 3:34 from? I’d love to know the comedians name
It's Jim Jefferies!
Jim Jefferies cameo😂
Yes!
Very good video
Happy you like it!
Make a video stealing everything from every city then place every stolen item in one city or one particular house within that 1 city 😂
Why am I watching this
Because you're cool
MORE!!!!
MORE!!!!!!
Well I do like ice cream
You're cool
19:31
More plz
Yes
Finally Romanian Gameplay
savage
You get scared of people sleeping with their eyes open? According to my ex I sleep with my eyes open it terrified her so much she broke up with me
Didn’t he make a rule saying he didn’t have to take books?
Did that in Oblivion, not Skyrim!
@@ThatsCoolDude i may be stupid
Shame you can't steal benches and chairs
Or walls and furniture...
How many times do you get caught when making this videos?
A lot during the pickpocket phase... Other than that sneak pretty much makes you invisible!
Whats your carry wieght/how did you get it high enough?
About 500, but I store the items regularly, I just didn't put it in the clip because it's not fun to watch...
@@ThatsCoolDude yeah i was guessing you cut out the storage clips lmao. serious dedication!
you know that you can disable the able to sit with commands meau