I must have watched this a dozen times and it still makes me 😂😂😂😂 Golden Wonder where the secrets of the world are kept and skilfully guarded by Britain’s most competent hi viz jacket wearer!! She is comedy gold 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Full marks for keeping from laughing and falling off your bike and hurting yourself, It's a brilliant piece of film, I nearly lost bladder control during viewing, best laugh I've had in ages.
What's also the law is not to: Cause Criminal Damage: 4:30 Use threatening language towards an individual in a Public place: 3:30 Making threats: 5:08 Also wearing a reflective jacket and automatically thinking you're above the law
God i love this video! Have to come back to it every now and then!! Particularly highlights are telling the bloke it's against the law to take photos and then announcing 'I don't give a toss about the law!' And the casual 'oh dear' as the pole goes flying!
Give someone a hi-viz jacket and a radio and they think they're Napoleon. I had a similar thing happen at a Bonfire Night event the other year. A group of us were watching the fireworks from a vantage point near our homes which meant we didn't have to pay the £6 entry fee-result. It didn't take long before some bloke with a hi-viz and a radio tried to move us on for health and safety reasons. We might get hit by falling rockets and should move on. I asked him what gave him the right to move us on, where was his warrant card and who did he think he was to ask us in the first place. I asked him to radio his supervisor and tell him to come up and talk to us about it and advise him under no circumstances were we going anywhere! Needless to say no such meeting took place and we stayed put. It did feel good to stand up for myself and others.
There should be an annual award for the best UA-cam video, this would win the comedy section hands down! It would also win the "biggest clown in a high vis jacket" award, and the "most misinformed clown in a high vis jacket" award! Pure comedy gold, Galton and Simpson couldn't have scripted this better!
That guy's face at the end when he was pretending he had talked to the police. Priceless. His whole demeanour said he was lying and he just wanted to save some face. Mind you, it must be soul destroying to spend all day doing nothing of value, and they probably thought that here was a chance at last to feel important about something and make a contribution to humanity. They probably reckoned he was going to sell pictures of the crisp factory walls to the Russians. One of the funniest of these I've seen, some real characters in Scunthorpe and the accents only added to the comedy value.
It's been quute a while since I've watched this, but wanted to watch it again. This is possibly the funniest 'You can't film' security v photographer video about.
Wow...you can actually spell...very well done (slow hand clap). Considering I reside over the pond, I very much doubt it...but if you want to fantasise about a grown man touching you up...then that's up to you. I suppose there's always counselling for socially inept fuckwits like you.
@Commentz: I'm sorry the bad man hurt you...but take it up with your counsellor. I haven't a clue what the Duracell bit is about...but I suspect you must be pretty traumatised. I hope you...erm...get 'better' soon lol.
@Commentz: And yet...it's you who appears to be fixated with the whole 'kiddie fiddler' bit. You keep on bringing it up...hmm...keeping it in the family perchance? But hey...that's your business. Good luck lol.
'Commentz: Hush now...you're not bringing anything worthwhile to the table, so I'll close for now. Why don't you have a nice cup of tea and attempt to collect your thoughts. Cheerio!!!
This video is like a drug, I have to return and have my weekly / monthly fix. The camera guy is so calm and articulate it disarms any argument or escalation. “Does Golden Wonder policy dictate what members of the public can and can’t do” - no. “Look, I don’t give a toss about the law ” “how do I know who you are apart from a bloke on a bleeding push bike”
"Look, SHIFT" - "I've got no intention of shifting."... "As you can see that was quite an interesting encounter" That conversation is SOO british, I love it. The master of passive-aggressiveness at work. Imagine the same conversation in the US :-) : "You beep beep beep you are not allowed, give me your ID I will arrest you put your hands behind your back" "That is not your f++++ing business FIRST AMENDMENT CONSTITUTION HARASSMENT YOU beep beep beep beep LAWYER ACLU"
She is the life and sole of the party no matter where the party held prison mental institutions. down on the farm I can now see the reason why this is so popular She reminds me of old mother Riley years ago❤❤❤❤
Total embarrassment for Golden Wonder. Those security staff only showed their total lack of knowledge on the subject - I loved it when she said "I've spoken to someone" - so very, very funny.
***** So, since the police were never going to be involved, and the cameraman is not an employee of Golden Wonder, what should these two special agents have done in this situation? Beaten him up, kidnapped him, smashed his camera up, or just informed the higher ups that until we live in a police state, there is nothing they can legally do about it and should grow up. Not everyone with a camera is a covert member of Al Qaeada or a saboteur from another crisp manufacturer.
Curb your sympathies,Jack. Members of the Stasi, KGB and Gestapo used to bleat the same platitudes, "Somebody's got to do the lousy jobs!" Rubbish. They had zero right to demand any kind of behviour by the cameraman nor expect him to jump when they snapped their fingers.
Blokes on blinkin' pushbikes taking pho'os of Golden Wonder is a heinous crime. You sir should be taken from this place and forced to work in t'steelworks. ROTF classic video :)))
Just love watching this. I'm in security. Lost count of how many times I've been photographed. Been in same position as them. Be pleasant and polite, and know what you are talking about as regards the law.
Both funny and sad at the same time. rite up to the last few frames when it becomes sinister and worrying as the old guy says "pervert" another example of the standard assumption of DSLR'S in a public place
You are completely correct my friend, you can freely take a photograph a public property of what you wish. Security have no more powers than you have, they have the power of citizens the same as you. Good video, a 'like' from me.
A school crossing warden (lollipop man) has more authority than these 2 clowns, at least he has the power to stop the traffic while the kiddies cross :-D
You've inspired me. I'm now going to photograph a packet of Golden Wonder Cheese and Onion. Maybe it'll be empty... I ain't stoppin' there either... Might even go Prawn Cocktail if I'm in the mood...
The shocking attitude of security guards here is grounds for the company to be sacked and another brought in. Had she flung the metal pole and hurt someone or damaged something she would have been in bother. She has a temper and attitude problem.
pure gold, but I try not to laugh at the afflicted. This is why you shouldn't mess around with your 1st cousin. The people who should be sacked are those that recruited them and trained them.
I come across this kind of stupidity all the time. People who think they know the law. But they don't and they wont accept being told the law. This is an extreme case as these two are actualy quite stupid. Nice one for standing your ground.
I have to keep coming back every now and again to watch this. Never fails to bring a smile.
Just thought about this one and here I am again 😄
Me too it is hilarious!
@@chrisbevis7725I watched it again thanks to your comment. Still made me laugh😂
And I'm back again 😂😂
it always cheers me up
Timeless classic. Absolutely the best video of its type. I come back and watch it every now and again. It's on a par with Blackadder or Faulty Towers
😂indeed
I must have watched this a dozen times and it still makes me 😂😂😂😂 Golden Wonder where the secrets of the world are kept and skilfully guarded by Britain’s most competent hi viz jacket wearer!! She is comedy gold 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I think she is quite cute I would give her a snog!
hoppinonabronzeleg 🤮
@@hoppinonabronzeleg9477 I'm not so sure she's a she 🤔😂😂 no obvious signs it could be a shim or a she -male
PLEASE do a follow up!!!
Same, i'm watching this in January 2021 :-D
This never gets old or any less hilarious, If you have depression or any other disorder that makes you feel down, give this a whirl.
The bloke filming is absolutely brilliant, kept such a cool head
@@crewealexfanmovie He is so calm and also so clued up on his rights, Love it .
When I want a good laugh I just watch this audit, it`s a classic.
Nearly nine years on and this video is still a classic.
Thank you for videoing it.
This will go on for a hundred years or more!
12 years now, and still classic
The exchange was like the dialogue from some 1930s Will Hay comedy. Priceless.
But she spoke to some one !!!!
Was just thinking you'd like to see this
Never gets boring.... have to pop back every now and again 😂😂
Full marks for keeping from laughing and falling off your bike and hurting yourself, It's a brilliant piece of film, I nearly lost bladder control during viewing, best laugh I've had in ages.
I agree the Golden Wonder Woman is pure comedy and highly entertaining. .. they should give her her own show lmao
I love how she ran out of steam and just resorted to
"Look.... shift"
😁
...and while the "guards" were harassing the guy with the camera, a fleet of vans drove in and nicked all the crisps. ...and the safe.
+Sheshader GW are shit crisps anyway.....Walkers rule!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where is the guards sia licence and not very professional are they
You're lucky you didn't get done for rustling.
What's also the law is not to:
Cause Criminal Damage: 4:30
Use threatening language towards an individual in a Public place: 3:30
Making threats: 5:08
Also wearing a reflective jacket and automatically thinking you're above the law
Spot on sir! - this would make a really good series!
God i love this video! Have to come back to it every now and then!!
Particularly highlights are telling the bloke it's against the law to take photos and then announcing 'I don't give a toss about the law!' And the casual 'oh dear' as the pole goes flying!
I have been re-watching this for years... Still one of the best of its kind on UA-cam... :-)
Agree
The bloke who’s taking photos sounds like an absolute legend 😂😂
I don't know how many times I've seen this over the years on different channels and it's always hilarious.
Give someone a hi-viz jacket and a radio and they think they're Napoleon. I had a similar thing happen at a Bonfire Night event the other year. A group of us were watching the fireworks from a vantage point near our homes which meant we didn't have to pay the £6 entry fee-result. It didn't take long before some bloke with a hi-viz and a radio tried to move us on for health and safety reasons. We might get hit by falling rockets and should move on. I asked him what gave him the right to move us on, where was his warrant card and who did he think he was to ask us in the first place. I asked him to radio his supervisor and tell him to come up and talk to us about it and advise him under no circumstances were we going anywhere! Needless to say no such meeting took place and we stayed put. It did feel good to stand up for myself and others.
Comedy gold. I come back every few weeks for a good laugh.
Can we arrange a coach trip to visit this factory
i want to come too
great idea lol
We have to make sure it`s not her day off!!!
Count me in.
Can I come ??
Absolutely Iconic. Still works in security by some remarkable feat.
Lets hope somebody trained her. But then I am sure corporations love people like this as security because a lot of the public don't know their rights!
Back for my yearly watch of this legendary video
Me too 😆😆👍
"I don't give a toss about the law" That's quality.. 🤣
I have seen a lot of these audit videos and this is still by far, my favourite, that lady? is brilliant
She is so funny, the more she comes out the funnier it is. Those 2 security guards are like on old married couple
There should be an annual award for the best UA-cam video, this would win the comedy section hands down! It would also win the "biggest clown in a high vis jacket" award, and the "most misinformed clown in a high vis jacket" award! Pure comedy gold, Galton and Simpson couldn't have scripted this better!
Love this come back every 6 months for a laugh to funny 😂😂😂 women security officer has the IQ of a door handle
Same here it is so funny i laugh at her every time.
It's a great pick me up lol
That guy's face at the end when he was pretending he had talked to the police. Priceless. His whole demeanour said he was lying and he just wanted to save some face. Mind you, it must be soul destroying to spend all day doing nothing of value, and they probably thought that here was a chance at last to feel important about something and make a contribution to humanity. They probably reckoned he was going to sell pictures of the crisp factory walls to the Russians. One of the funniest of these I've seen, some real characters in Scunthorpe and the accents only added to the comedy value.
She is using her 'Mother's logic' at work. It only works on your own children, lady!
lol
Grandchildren more like
That thing does not have children surely
The 2 goons left after this and the person that runs the Golden Wonder factory offered the guy who was filming a tour of the factory.
He refused as he was busy at the steel works
They should have made a Wallace & Grommet episode based upon this. LOL!!! :-)
It's been quute a while since I've watched this, but wanted to watch it again. This is possibly the funniest 'You can't film' security v photographer video about.
Hilarious and even funnier when you see all the cars driving through unmolested by 'security'!
Wow. Company policy is not law.
Yeah...scurry along now, your sister is a hollering.
Wow...you can actually spell...very well done (slow hand clap). Considering I reside over the pond, I very much doubt it...but if you want to fantasise about a grown man touching you up...then that's up to you. I suppose there's always counselling for socially inept fuckwits like you.
@Commentz: I'm sorry the bad man hurt you...but take it up with your counsellor. I haven't a clue what the Duracell bit is about...but I suspect you must be pretty traumatised. I hope you...erm...get 'better' soon lol.
@Commentz: And yet...it's you who appears to be fixated with the whole 'kiddie fiddler' bit. You keep on bringing it up...hmm...keeping it in the family perchance? But hey...that's your business. Good luck lol.
'Commentz: Hush now...you're not bringing anything worthwhile to the table, so I'll close for now. Why don't you have a nice cup of tea and attempt to collect your thoughts. Cheerio!!!
This photographer is a legend!
'You obviously can't count'
'Coming back for some more'
'Point them (the police) in my direction'
Brilliant! 😀😀😀
It’s like a comedy sketch
This video is like a drug, I have to return and have my weekly / monthly fix. The camera guy is so calm and articulate it disarms any argument or escalation. “Does Golden Wonder policy dictate what members of the public can and can’t do” - no. “Look, I don’t give a toss about the law ” “how do I know who you are apart from a bloke on a bleeding push bike”
i do the same thing lol come back regular when i need a good laugh !!
It wouldn't be like this at the steel works
"Look, SHIFT" - "I've got no intention of shifting."... "As you can see that was quite an interesting encounter" That conversation is SOO british, I love it. The master of passive-aggressiveness at work.
Imagine the same conversation in the US :-) : "You beep beep beep you are not allowed, give me your ID I will arrest you put your hands behind your back" "That is not your f++++ing business FIRST AMENDMENT CONSTITUTION HARASSMENT YOU beep beep beep beep LAWYER ACLU"
I like how she says it's against the law to take photos of a private company and then later says go take pics of the steel works lol
Can't take photos still cracks me up this 😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😆sum one should do a remix of this !!!
Haven't seen a bag of Golden Wonder for years. The way they were carrying on you'd think it was a Mod facility
Does a Mod facility make scooters and fish tale parkas ?
Think the enxt time Harry Hill has a run of his TV prog she should be a resident guest......
This never gets old
....and to think she was the best of the applicants. I love the "I don't give a toss about the law.......naaawwwwhhh" line.
i guess these two goons were the only applicants .
Please do a follow up and film this place again. This is my favourite video on UA-cam and I would love a part 2
llooollll omg... Love this man....he's brilliant....he should have asked the guard out to tea...nothing a bacon butty and a cup a tea couldn't solve!
She is the life and sole of the party no matter where the party held prison mental institutions. down on the farm I can now see the reason why this is so popular She reminds me of old mother Riley years ago❤❤❤❤
Total embarrassment for Golden Wonder. Those security staff only showed their total lack of knowledge on the subject - I loved it when she said "I've spoken to someone" - so very, very funny.
***** So, since the police were never going to be involved, and the cameraman is not an employee of Golden Wonder, what should these two special agents have done in this situation? Beaten him up, kidnapped him, smashed his camera up, or just informed the higher ups that until we live in a police state, there is nothing they can legally do about it and should grow up. Not everyone with a camera is a covert member of Al Qaeada or a saboteur from another crisp manufacturer.
Curb your sympathies,Jack. Members of the Stasi, KGB and Gestapo used to bleat the same platitudes, "Somebody's got to do the lousy jobs!" Rubbish. They had zero right to demand any kind of behviour by the cameraman nor expect him to jump when they snapped their fingers.
CrazyAl Try working for the agency bro
Total embarrassment for Kingdom Security for not training there employees.
"Look, I don't give a toss about the law!" From the person who'd kept saying, "It's against the law!"🤣😂...couldn't make it up!
She"s like a Victoria Wood character
Blokes on blinkin' pushbikes taking pho'os of Golden Wonder is a heinous crime. You sir should be taken from this place and forced to work in t'steelworks. ROTF classic video :)))
Oh dear,Golden Wonder share prices must have plummeted since this episode .!
You are one of the first auditors....I remember this video from years and years ago..... Great entertainment!!!
"Taking photos "probably the best thing on UA-cam..
This guy is spot on, love to have him on my side in an argument
These two were like an old married couple arguing at the shops 😆😆😆
This was hilarious, well done for standing your ground. The female security guard was very aggressive and a complete muppet.
Was that a female 😮
Is golden wonder based in
Royston vasey !!
Just love watching this. I'm in security. Lost count of how many times I've been photographed. Been in same position as them. Be pleasant and polite, and know what you are talking about as regards the law.
Both funny and sad at the same time.
rite up to the last few frames when it becomes sinister and worrying as the old guy says "pervert"
another example of the standard assumption of DSLR'S in a public place
It made the local BBC news too - Type BBC Look North Golden Wonder
You are completely correct my friend, you can freely take a photograph a public property of what you wish. Security have no more powers than you have, they have the power of citizens the same as you. Good video, a 'like' from me.
A school crossing warden (lollipop man) has more authority than these 2 clowns, at least he has the power to stop the traffic while the kiddies cross :-D
You've inspired me. I'm now going to photograph a packet of Golden Wonder Cheese and Onion.
Maybe it'll be empty...
I ain't stoppin' there either...
Might even go Prawn Cocktail if I'm in the mood...
The shocking attitude of security guards here is grounds for the company to be sacked and another brought in. Had she flung the metal pole and hurt someone or damaged something she would have been in bother. She has a temper and attitude problem.
Security is like something out of the wrong turn
LOL at "You cant just go round taking photos".
She looked like someone out of League of Gentlemen
Great comedy sketch :)
She's been sniffing the cheese & onion flavouring with MSG
The best part of this video is imagining the guy behind the camera... Rain mac is guaranteed
Temper temper. That female security guard threw a tantrum by knocking the scaffolding pole on the floor.
my fav part is go q it then ill cary on taking photos security i donnt think so guy i i do haha love tht part
Maybe they are worried you work for “walkers”crisps
I'm one of the new gaurd there now I didn't know about this till now I find it funny
Loved that photographers patience with this mad as box of frogs wifie.
this is so british
Comical!! 😁
They probably thought he was a spy for Walkers.
10/10 Comedy Gold Loved this one
I hope he took some nice, crisp photographs.
Really funny. Answer question with another question always stumps them. Lol
You two would make a great couple imagine the arguments haha
What a pair of muppets... who on earth do these people think they are..? What complete an utter pratts.....!!
😂 it’s like a spitting image character
"What gives you the right to take photos?" LOL
Jonathan Warner Not living in a socialist dictatorship, I guess.
I didn't think she could count to 3.....braincells of a housebrick....
11th of may 2019 and still comedy gold lol
January 2021 for me (again)
Both were sacked by Golden Wonder a few days later when the video went viral lol!
correct and she is now working as a car park warden for Wolverhampton County Council.
Really?
Great to hear that they BOTH GOT THE BOOT!!!🤣🤣🤣😈😈PHOTOS OF ANYONE OR ANYTHING FROM A PUBLIC PAVEMENT IS FAIR GAME LOL
pure gold, but I try not to laugh at the afflicted. This is why you shouldn't mess around with your 1st cousin. The people who should be sacked are those that recruited them and trained them.
This is so hilarious, I`m gonna take some more photo`s "Say Cheese and onion"
well done brother, those idiots needed a good sorting out and you gave it to 'em
She was a few crisps short of a packet .
I come across this kind of stupidity all the time. People who think they know the law. But they don't and they wont accept being told the law. This is an extreme case as these two are actualy quite stupid. Nice one for standing your ground.
Security a "position of Authority", love it!
they must have been making a secret pot noodle...
I would love to see someone do a follow up on this and see if these two bafoons are still there. lol
Just been watching DJ and someone mentioned this video PRICELESS it should make the rounds again.
Just watch northern audit and the comments brought me here.
This is a classic
This sounds like a husband and wife having a domestic lol
Someone shouted u out on my live stream, so thought I would check u out. NICE JOB u tell them. ♥️
Hmm, security in the UK is the same as here in the US. If you can tie your own shoes, they give you a vest, a badge, and sometimes even a gun!
This is 8yo and still funny.