Pov. Xiao puts on his furry hat his tail swings... You sit there as he dances do bussy dance music😩 he swings his hips he puts his hands out ...😏 😩 😏 💳🔥💨 As he dances to macerana😘?
This is actually amazing, I can't describe how many butterflies I'm feeling in my brain right now. This is just such good quality, amazing work! [I'm gonna get a bit rant-y rn so if you don't wanna read that please scroll on and stay awesome, everyone] I honestly feel so good listening to these audios. I was born overweight/obese and I can't lose weight like everyone else, and people have fucked me up because of it my whole life. These make me feel better on days I'm just giving up. Thank you so much for being so great, thank you for making audios, and thank you to everyone out there who is doing this type of thing so people could feel better. Sorry to everyone who read that :^)
this was so cute :)))) i grew up as a stick * very high metabolism * and my big brother, people at my school, my friend (not) would make jokes about my weight, and this makes me feel better that someone who also can struggle with weight problems, watches videos like this to feel better :)))) AND BTW DONT CARE ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE SAY TO YOU, THEY ARE JUST TRYNA GET A REACTION OUTTA YOU ,YOU ARE GORGEOUS AND AMAZING!!!!!
@@Spedinthebrainidk Blessings to you, you're such a brave person for sharing this info, and it's awesome to find someone alike. I hope you're doing all sorts of good now :]
I'd love to hear him laugh if listener tickled him. I'd love that. Itd be so cute him trying to hold back and growl out his threats but he cant help but snicker
Your audios are literally the reason I alive Even if nobody cares about me or loves me and I'd be better off dead Your audios provide a little escape from reality I tried other asmr channels but none provide the escape yours does I said it once And I'll say it again You really are the only thing keeping me alive at this point
"I just love it when you say it" "The fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that proggresively gets more difficult as it continues-"
It’s scientifically proven that people stare at they love. Staring what you love only increases you love for that. Or in other words, stare at me all you want, baby, I’ll stare right back. ;)
I've only known about your account for about two days, but I HAD to sub ? to your patreon. Can't resist that Xiao moans ⓞⓞⓕ thanks so much for the content !!♡
![[M4A] Xiao Wants To Take Care Of You As Well~ [Genshin Impact Binaural ASMR]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/OAzvQs68bGY/mqdefault.jpg)
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![[M4A] Nothing Is More Important Than Cuddling and Comforting Eachother [Genshin Impact ASMR]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/s6kdZMevdzc/mqdefault.jpg)
![[M4A] Giving Razor Headpats and Brushies [Genshin Impact ASMR]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/SphCFvGMwNI/mqdefault.jpg)
![[M4A] Dominant Diluc Ties You Up For The First Time [Genshin Impact NSFW(?) ASMR]](/img/n.gif)
I stream as a Vtuber on Twitch! Come check me out sometime!
twitch.tv/vulpinevoice
How do pronounce this character’s name?
@@dabisbabygirl7120 shao is the pronounciation
@@aperson9561 okay
Who wants to rap battle me
"I just love it when you say it!"
Me, sexually whispers in Xiao's ear:
*It's free Real Estate*
I see we think alike XD oh xiao why wouldnt you come home to me during lantern rite
WHY AM I CRYING ITS 4:30 AM
@@ulyana8218 I mean, One Way or Another You Are
@@ulyana8218 If you know what I mean
@@StarryKurai BHAHAHAHSHHSSHDHUDHD
Is this the equivalent to a cat waking you up in middle of night for attention?
Xiao gets zoomies
@@VulpineVoice Xiao zoomies with his Q😈
@@xxooferlonyxx3353 HELP
Xiao: Wake up! Wake up! *zooms around the room* WAKE UP DAMMIT!! I need your attention!! I don’t care if it’s 3 or 4 in the morning!! Wake up!!
@@supersonicgirl1 can confirm
Xiao: C’mon get up!! >:C
Me: *wakes up aggressively* anything for you bb
frfr
ascending out of bed
@@casperkahlo3003 y e s
I read that right as he said that lol
@@casperkahlo3003 *cue grey demonic cat summon theme*
“You know I’d do anything for you”
Then do it Xiao.... do it
I-
.......
Then come home on your next rerun already!! 😭
@@Ange_Red I don’t think that’s what they meant..
Ahhhh I say that too and just wait for his awnser.
Like the asshole I am. Face me
Oh I mea-
"You know how much of an animal I can be"
I mean your non human form is literally a bird so yes, I do know how much of an animal you can be
Alluka-
@Abigail M. There's a tattoo of Xiao in his non human form which is a bird
@@freya4553 WH- WTF WHERE??
YEA WHERE-?
@@freya4553 i thought that was Pervasus? or however you spell his name
Xiao: I love you
Also Xiao: I hate you >:(
Which one is it???
@@MayaMaya-xc4ky yesn’t
Typical cat's- I mean adepti behaviour
Pick? Hate me or love me? Like?
Me with my sleep schedule
THE FOOD HERE IS IMMACULATE FIVE STARS
IT’S A WHOLE BUFFET
Lmao 😂
What a nice four course meal. Even Beelzebub is full.
@@roach951 even beel is full😔
Eat eat eat eat yall tryna eat eat eat eat im tryna feast feast feast 🤭👌
Xiao:Are you awake?
Me:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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.
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No
I’m at 7:11 now and I am dying
@@Moonlight-id3xp LMAAAAAAAAAOOOOO
Your pfp really matches your username (only TBHK fans will know)
It woke me up and I said “Xiao it’s 2 in the mf morning let me sleep”
why is xiao swearing the sexiest thing ive heard all day
😳
Exactly why zjsjfn
fr tho
Touch grass, I'll go with you because I need to touch some too
Facts 😩
"i just love it when u say it"
"sussy amogus imposter 😈"
XIAO LIKES WHEN YOU SAY SUSSY AMONGUS IMPOSTER 😱😱😨😨⁉️ (NOT CLICKBAIT‼️‼️) ⚠️DO NOT TRY AT HOME⚠️ (3AM XIAO😱)
@@novzqi PLEASE-
@@novzqi PLEASE I'M DECEASED
@@albedo9424 WELL UNDECEASE YOURSELF😡😡😡
HELP MY BROTHER KEEPS TALKING ABOUT AMONGUS AND I SAW THIS COMMENT AND WANTED TO SCREAM
“You’re the worst. MMMMM. Mm. MmMmm.”
Please it’s only been like 10 seconds and I’m wheezing
If you did actually pinch him he would say “you have no respect for the adepti”
facts brother
True
Fact
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Because I’m actually curious about how extreme his reaction would be
@@Mizooook Whatcha doin here, Yoimiya? lol
xiao: pins down on bed
xiao: I bet this is what you wanted
me: uhm smirk emoji,,, no its what you want
THE COMMENTS ARE MAKING ME WHEEZE LIKE A DAMN KETTLE 😭😭
Yeah, you guys are wild.
I SWEAR OMG
You also wheezed? Same-
@@enviousstar_11 yuh- 😃
@@VulpineVoice PLS
I SKIPPED DINNER FOR THIS,
AND BELIEVE ME, THIS IS MORE DELICIOUS THAN FRIED CHICKEN👹
LMFAOOOO
You know that chicken can be Xiao
LMAO
#FACTS
Can We Talk About It ? 💯
Don't skip dinner you sussy baka
THE BUTTERFLIES I GOT FROM THIS-- THE *BUTTERFLIES*
VULPINE IDK IF U READ COMMENTS BUT,,,THE "YOU'RE MINE" BIT HAD ME DOING THE [H-WORD] GRIP
I read every comment 🧡
@@VulpineVoice This sounds so ominous for some reason /J /J /J
THE WHO GRIP SHAWTY
@@RottingStarman *BESTIE, YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHICH WORD I MEAN*
@@interstellarspace-tears7683 *I DO, I WISH I DIDNT THOUGH🧍🏽*
I WILL NOW RESPECTFULLY SPEND MONEY ON XIAO'S RERUN BANNER 👹👹👹👹👹👹
UPDATE: I FUCKING GOT HIM
omg same
**cries in broke af**
I HAVE TO SAVE PRIMOGEMS-
THATS HARD SOMETIMES-
Same bestu
Gets ready to say goodbye to my f2p status*
This aged well😏
Xiao: you make it hard to control myself
Me: he don't mean like-
Xiao: you know how much of an animal I can be
Me: wait DOES HE
Pov. Xiao puts on his furry hat his tail swings... You sit there as he dances do bussy dance music😩 he swings his hips he puts his hands out ...😏
😩
😏
💳🔥💨 As he dances to macerana😘?
Xiao: ... Why me I'm not a cat
@@hxney_bear9747 Yall my kinda people I hate and love😭😭
Thanks😂 mostly a joke but you probably know that 🤭🤭🌺👉👈
@@hxney_bear9747 what
Us: "what do you want?"
Xiao: "Nothing. 👁️👅👁️"
...🗿
I slept for 3 hours. Leave me alone, Xiao.
HAHAHA POOR YOU
I SLEEP FOR 7 HOURS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
@@pinkpuppyreal4153I am the loser
@@diluctheabyssmage no your not >:(
DILUC THE ABYSS MAGE?? WHAT
Vulpine you been the first person to make me grab my headphones so quick. I congratulate you.
Same-
(elemeyo=xiao's LMAO)
CLINGY XIAO CLINGY XIAO I REPEAT CLINGY XIAO
This is NOT a drill!
@@VulpineVoice clingy xiao is my new favourite thing in the world. I will give him all the affection
@@nichotamer9418 Y E S
ALR EVERYBODY GET YOUR HEADPHONES SH!TS GOIN DOWN.
Xiao: you're fvcking... gorgeous
Me: *flips hair*
I MEAN HES RIGHT 😩☝️
Ahahaha yesss
LMAO
HOOOH WHEEZE
Yess qquueen!~ 👑💃💁🏾♀️
Xiao: hey wake up!
Me: no let me sleep...bye-
Just image someone walking past your Room And they hear Xiao being there
"I CAN EXPLAIN"
“I just love it when you say it”
“Mmmm chezzburger”
THE ROBLOX "mmm chezzburger" SOUND PLAYED IN MY HEAD WHEN I READ IT GOOD BYE
Beesechurger
ALL THESE VIDEOS JUST MADE MY DAY BETTER, 💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💳💥💥💥💳💳
Yo eye patch what is kaeyas eye like 👀👀👀👀👀👀
As a xiao simp i went wild😩
But the growl at the beginning🤚💀
gurrrr🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😩😩😩😩😩😩
you like that😏😏😏😏😏
@@adrinanaaw BAKHAHZJNDBSMSNM
@@adrinanaaw LMAO STOP EXPOSING ME HDBANDJDMNDNSJ
@Marley Siazon PLEASE
ILL GIVE U ALL OF MY MORTAL BELONGINGS AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SOUL ILL WORSHIP YOU OMG.
Ok I'll be taking your Kazuha then, thank you~
I'll have a ten pc nuggets please
Could I have your right leg, then??
As soon as I manage to scrap together some money I will be buying your patreon. This is my breaking point.
I am down horrendous. There is no saving me.
It’s not even down bad, it’s down 300 ft underground. But same.
Me listen this during my study.....
my mom: are you on call?
Me: no, just listen to the music😃🤚🏻✨
This is definitely music to our ears so -🤡
@@xingqiu1683 xiao listening to xiao asmr :D
@@whytsuh yuh yuh
zhongli why r u listening to ur son's asmr
Xiao being down bad for us-
He's such a tsundere I love him hshdjdjd
Kaeya~
wait Kaeya youre-
youre gay?
I KNEW IT-
I feel like xiao is the type of bf for if someone flirts with us he’ll literally kick them to the ground 🤨
( btw I got butterflies from this haha 😴 )
Xiao: Wake up already!
Me: I’ve been awake for 120 hours.. Xiao, what is it?
are you ok?????
@@kaveh_the_autismist no
Me asleep Xiao wake up What the he'll do you now
There are 168 hours in a week, and you've been awake for 120 hours. My dear, you need help with your sleep schedule.
Oml xiao being clingy and moody is the cutest and hilarious thing ever 😂
#XiaoTheTsundere
IM SO FED IM READY TO FIGHT GOD
FIGHT HIM?? IM READY TO BECOME HIM??
@@eenieteenieweenie5569 LMAO I-😭😭😭🤚🤚🤚
YALL REMINDED ME ABOUT THAT VIDEO 😭
@@kikui1100 WHAT VIDEO??
@@eenieteenieweenie5569 IT WAS A VIDEO ABOUT HOW SOME GUY WAS RUNNING ON TWO THINGS AND HE WAS READY TO FIGHT GOD OR BECOME HIM
this man went through the 5 stages of grief in 10 minutes. 🧍♀️
HELP
@@IAmNotDiluc DILUC?
@@miata.mellii KLEE?
@@miata.mellii KLEE?
@@mitsurikanroji4375 MITSURI?!
You've graced us with so many amazing audios!! Its wonderful!
I NEED MORE XIAO AUDIOSSSS
This is actually amazing, I can't describe how many butterflies I'm feeling in my brain right now. This is just such good quality, amazing work!
[I'm gonna get a bit rant-y rn so if you don't wanna read that please scroll on and stay awesome, everyone]
I honestly feel so good listening to these audios. I was born overweight/obese and I can't lose weight like everyone else, and people have fucked me up because of it my whole life. These make me feel better on days I'm just giving up. Thank you so much for being so great, thank you for making audios, and thank you to everyone out there who is doing this type of thing so people could feel better.
Sorry to everyone who read that :^)
this was so cute :)))) i grew up as a stick * very high metabolism * and my big brother, people at my school, my friend (not) would make jokes about my weight, and this makes me feel better that someone who also can struggle with weight problems, watches videos like this to feel better :)))) AND BTW DONT CARE ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE SAY TO YOU, THEY ARE JUST TRYNA GET A REACTION OUTTA YOU ,YOU ARE GORGEOUS AND AMAZING!!!!!
@@Spedinthebrainidk Blessings to you, you're such a brave person for sharing this info, and it's awesome to find someone alike. I hope you're doing all sorts of good now :]
I'm not gonna lie, I don't feel the most self-confidence either
xiao:I already know the answer,so just say it.
me:ok my answer is no
xiao:goo-wait what 🧍♀️
AHAHAGAHAHGGAGGGGGG
Me : *putting the phone next to my ear*
(Video ends)
Me : that was the best 10 minutes of my life
Best 10 minutes and 6 seconds of mine
I'd love to hear him laugh if listener tickled him. I'd love that. Itd be so cute him trying to hold back and growl out his threats but he cant help but snicker
yes,, id like to see that ngl
plot twist if he also turns the tablesccdhc
"if I did not like you so much... I'd kick your ass"
Me :..... Please do so.
Holy fuck, i slept for 2 hours, pls let me sleep, xiao. We can go and do what you want after my 12 hour nap.
Wait- this aint free almond tofu..
LMFAO XIAO?!???!?!?
@@kun1mitsu11 nothing now go away
PLS
@@Appl3pudding0707 😟
Pfft- wha
The beginning scared the living shit out of me 😭😭😭😭😭😭
NO FR SAME
SORRY xD
@@VulpineVoice lol it's ok. It was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
of topic but same with me my sister came in the hallways and did put xiao asmr and i got so scared
I found this in my recommended and no regrets have been had by clicking on this video. Great job!
Thanks!
xiao: just figured it was time for you to get up already >:C
me: *goes back to sleep*
xiao: *the man was to stunned to speak*
*video ends*
STOPP ASBHJSKM
"COME ON. get up! 😡 " OH KY GOD
He's so needy hehe
I rate this restaurant a five stars😌👌🏻✨
So true
@@IAmNotDiluc diluc wtf are you doing here..
So true
@@albedo9424 ALBEDO
Wait, this ain’t a bar…
Your audios are literally the reason I alive
Even if nobody cares about me or loves me and I'd be better off dead
Your audios provide a little escape from reality
I tried other asmr channels but none provide the escape yours does
I said it once
And I'll say it again
You really are the only thing keeping me alive at this point
1:17 *he was once feral, but now he is domestic house cat.*
how can I love fictonal characters more then real people? like example: Venti and Xiao.
SOMEONE PLEASE FIND ME A WAY TO GET FREE THARAP-
This is it mate ✨T H E R A P Y✨
my free therapy is music UnU
No fictonal characters are better then real ppl
You called? 👀
@@cvil01 oh hi!
I had my volume full blast and forgot and the begining gave me a heart attack- 😭✋
FINALLY OUR PRECIOUS ONE AND ONLY VULPINE IS BACKK WHOOO AND ITS XIAOO I LOVE THISS
plot twist: the next 4 minutes of the video are just xiao and the listener pinching each other
shit never mind
@@nagitokomaedaonthenintendo4111 why did this make me Wheeze
@@interstellarspace-tears7683 *wheezing intensifies*
Xiao:because I thought you should be up
Me:I didn't know you wanted to die to night
me in a nutshell-
i never want to get up lmao-
zhongli be like : ArE YoU WiNnInG SoN
😐 okay-
THE GIGGLING I-
*DIES BUT NOT GOING TO HEAVEN*
O H M Y G O D I JUST CAME FROM SEDUCING ONE OF MY FRIENDS AND THAN I'M HERE BEING A BOTTOM RN LISTENING TO THIS
Me who is trying to sleep
Xiao:wake up
Me: I'm up!🙂
“you really get me going”
**flashbacks to the xiao asmr vulpine did before his channel was deleted**
Oh my god, these comments are making me die- i love how we all have very similar humor. 😭✋
Xiao: "Now.....You.Are.MINE~"
Me: *starts to melting out of sexiestes*
Reminds me of “What is this?” “Affection” “Disgusting! …Do it again.”
Excellent audio though, 10/10. 💞
Me when I saw this in my feed: YAH!!
Xiao: “go easy on me”
Me: “No, I don’t think I will”
Xiao: “you’re a jerk”
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS ONE LFG
Xiao: Holy shit....I'm so fucked
Me: We dONt dO tHAt hERe-
Let's just forget about the fact that I just broke glass and I don't care because I'm listening to this
Ah yes this is a nice floor
oh have i been waiting for this
"I just love it when you say it"
"The fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that proggresively gets more difficult as it continues-"
PLEASE-
Knees getting so weak lmfao help
i have 99 primogems left and he can take every single one
I down bad, down horrendous, down catastrophic for this. Goddamn it. 💳💥💥💳💥💥💥💳💥💥💥💥
Xiao : Get up.
Me : im ded, leave me aloneee 💀
Xiao : GET UP. 👹
Me : FINE. IM UP. **aggressively sits up** 😾
THE WAY I RAN TO GET MY HEADPHONES
Albedo? 😳
Albedo x xiao confirmed 😳🤭
@@junkobutgenderfluid6123 Aether?
@@t0xic- yes?
@@albedo9424 Albedo?! 😳
Imagine binge watching vulpine voices videos couldn’t be me that’s for sure
Could never be me either 😔🤚
Me as a dom xiao fangirl:
"xiao dominate me"
Me: die in cringe
watched this in front of my family....i was as red as dilucs hair
seriously tho you did rlly good, it really had me imagining it was him
GODD WE EATIN GOOD
He kisses me
i scream
i dream
but i cant have him bc hes on a screen
Amen 🙏
Amen brother
Who dares to disturb my slumber ☠️
10/10
Would dine here again
His so cute when his mad
It was pretty cute
What do you want?
Xiao:Nothing
Me: Then I'm going back to bed!
you sure really like to make my heart go BOOM!!! aren't you?
It’s scientifically proven that people stare at they love. Staring what you love only increases you love for that.
Or in other words, stare at me all you want, baby, I’ll stare right back. ;)
YAYY THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD, THANK YOU FOR BLESSING US WITH THISSS
AMEN
No finally xiao and it's not even the full version if only I didnt spend my money on the battle pass😭
Xiao : "Come on get up !"
Me : "Five more minutes..."
I've only known about your account for about two days, but I HAD to sub ? to your patreon. Can't resist that Xiao moans ⓞⓞⓕ thanks so much for the content !!♡
Xiao: Wake up
Me:
make me
This video is now, my weakness! 😩💖
i need more xiao content :D