I'm Getting 12 BILLION Dollars (Royal Bank Scam)
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- I knew this glorious day would come. The day when I would get my 12 billion dollars. Just gonna head on down to the bank for my royal scam lottery winnings and a enjoy a nice delicious beverage. Cheers.
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Intro/Outro underlying song: 'The Beacon' - Zachariah Hickman
Outro song: 'Pisco Sour' - Gunnar Olsen
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"The weremart? I guess it turns into a mart once the full moon hits I guess" LMAO!!!!
Why is this so underrated in the comments?????????????? :D
Yeah I almost pissed myself on that one
this killed me lmao
WHALEMAT, WHALEMAT, WHALEMAT, THE WHALEMAT STOR
No the Wehrmacht.
talking over people like that is a practiced skill- waiting for just the right amount of time before beginning to talk again, asking a question and immediately continuing to talk about something unrelated... i have to wonder if hoax hotel has to reign it in when talking to people who aren't dirty fuckin thieves.
Anyone who's been following Hoax Hotel for a minute, knows this guy is a straight descendant of FBI Agent Josh Brown.
This is Roland Lebros' cousin. And they grab drinks with Victor Okle.
My dear stop bein a mugu and pay your demurrage!
Shoot da fook up and listen to meeeeee
u do know itself done by actors
Josh brown will always be a legend
"STOP TALKING"
"STOP TALKING"
"STOP TALKING"
lol, love when they get triggered
Please!
LEEEEESEN TOOO MEEEEEE!!
"ARE YOU A PARROT?!?" I didn't expect that one.
Yeah, I think he wanted him to stop talking! Or something! lol
The manic shut-ups were pretty good, though.
I think he broke the 'LISTEN TO ME" record. Send this guy a plaque with a Coke can glued to it
Yes i have been following the Hoax Hotel for ages, and yes i agree this must be a record "listen to me"
At 15:18 "This might be the record for the listens. I don't know." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anytime a scammer says "listen to me" means they're at their breaking point.
"Wow.."
SHOT DE FOKK OPP
Triggered
I will shut this phone right now
"liss TEN to ME!"
Hoax Hotel is the definition of quality over quantity.
And demurrage over funds transfer
You know his videos are good when you watch almost each one more than once and still get a laugh!😂 One of the best channels ever!
Pure kino
Every time he says “stop talking” you get an extra 1 billion dollars and a 6 pack of coke!
Congrats! I hope you enjoy it in your location!
Yeeees
But a 6 pack of coke won’t fit on an ATM card 🤣.
@@Acheron666
I'm sure you can either flatten it, or melt it down, then hot roll it, so it will be thin enough ...
@@nigelft
Then it’s just a piece of melted metal alloy, not a can of coke.
I thought that would be obvious.
@@Acheron666 But i like my cola fused into metal alloys... you wanna take me down just for my taste?
What is wrong with you?!
Connie still waiting for that care package. Send $400 through money gram at once.
Should arrive in 36-48 months
The Hoax Hotel fucking 3 or 4 years hahahaha
I like how you countered his sarcasm:
"KEEP SPEAKING. KEEP TALKING."
"Oh, great yes-" XD
oh i'll just carry on then, thank you sir
The scammer wasn't being sarcastic though?
He was
7 minutes in - "listen to me!"
Never let's me down.
Can you F--- and shut yourself up please? You will shut your F------ up, and Listen To Me! Am i talking to a Parrot? ;)
@@danielgrohl6971 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love how randomly I’ll scroll through UA-cam like I do every day and a new HH video is just sitting there gloriously
I instantly like scam baiter videos. They are so important and should always be encouraged.
Josh Brown's little brother.
Bless his heart.
Foreals lol LISTEN TOOO MEEEE!
'You are a lucky person' - His sincerity leaps out.
Arent we all? 🍿
he was actually the lucky one to be contacted by hoax hotel lmao
@@rartolak - Great point. LOL! This is the 'All' club.
Can’t wait to see Hoax Hotel on the cover of Forbes magazine as the Richest Man Alive
Jokes aside, your singing voice is getting better and better. That little bit in the intro was very lovely.
One could say I'm back in Vegas with a handle in my hand
@@TheHoaxHotel “answer! Motherfucker…” 8:30. Dope.
Edit for incorrect time.
@@mykidsfuture5582 around 8:34 in the video
@@TheHoaxHotel The boones farm?
I think you broke that scammer. His brain started skipping.
14:55 he snaps into a meltdown lol
@@ArtVandelayOfficial STAP TALKING
Remember us when you're a billionaire 😪😪
Sorry nerds heading to the land of milk and honey
@@TheHoaxHotel ong
Hek 🥺
@@TheHoaxHotel listen to us ...listen to us...please can you listen lmaooo
@@TheHoaxHotel I'm the cousin you don't remember. Can you send me $500,000 in gift cards?
Good to hear you Hoax. Your fans are always concerned of your well being. You sound well.
Well? I'm a billionaire!
He should do a vlog!!
@@TheHoaxHotel Congratulations, Madam. Where's my one-fifty dollar?
the man has untold amounts of ATM cards and golden trunk boxes in his location. hoax hotel is living the life!
@@chrishayes5755 lol
My man HH, welcome back. Always on the lookout for you to drop something new. 💯👍🏽👏🏽🏆
It's hard to understand Mr. McKay through his thick Canadian accent.
This can't be real.
Few hours ago I was like: "There is that scambaiter who Really annoyed scammers and his videos had unique presenting style." Spent the next 5mins trying to figure out your name.
Then saw you didn't upload in 3 months, turned on my notification bell HOPING for an upload again and here we are.
Activate the Hoax Signal
You need to do this more often
You better take note of his name because he's not going to upload for another 3-4 months...
Its a Festivus Miracle!
Thank you for paying the demurrage
Guess who's back.. back again..HOAX is back .. tell a friend!
Always makes my day when a HH notification comes swiftly and succulently rolling into my inbox
A good video has been shipped to my location
I was expecting you to win massive funds via boons farm lottery provided the demmurage fits trough the various T1 and ethernets.
Not out of the question
@@TheHoaxHotel Unless Betty drank all the Boones Farm 😂
8:34 - answer mother fucker....HAHAHAHA, that was my favorite part of the whole video. did anyone else catch that?
A pallet of coca cola has arrived in your attentive location
How we've missed you Hoax. Your voice is well worth more than $12B to me.
✝️💖👍
With all these container ships backed up floating off the coast, I can’t even imagine how much sweet sweet demurage I’m missing out on.
There's demurrage a plenty
That pesky demurage fee put a stop on the uploader sender - forcing him to slingshot it a few months later to the sharer machine....at last. It came through! No doubt delivered by Josh brown.
Slingshot through and through
Thank you for posting an video just today, i had an horrible day with depression so this helped a lot. Keep em coming ❤️
It's in your location
I hope you get better 🙏
I absolutely break when they ask “what is wrong with you?”
Me, too! This guy actually even told HH that he HATES HIM! Think how talented you have to be (HH) to get someone to absolutely hate your fu**en guts, want to even possibly rip your face off, and you've only spoken on the phone for a little over 20 minutes. hahahahaha!
"What is wrong with me ...?
... well, if you can call my Psychiatric Nurse, Ms. Ratched, she will explain each and everything ..."
It’s been a while, love seeing hoax hotel pop up on my home screen
It’s such a joy
I ain’t no ThuMbZ DoWn CLoWn… hey Hoaxie ✨
👍💰
Mr. McKay - never argue with someone who is on the boysenberries!
I didn't think these could get any funnier but I've laughing my ass off all freakin day. I needed a good laugh.
sir please head to the steam wallet
@@TheHoaxHotel STOP TALKING!!! I just had to throw that in there.
Love your voice and ability to talk over these ….people, I guess.
My aunt was scammed out of her life savings and the consequences were terrific.
Please continue your work, we all appreciate it!!!
*horrific
I sure bet it was terrific lmao
it's a good to hear from you, I was afraid you might end been plagued with the juju laryngitis curse from that field agent hiding in Denver Corlado.
local projections put the curse somewhere over bermuda right now
$12billion? You're so lucky. If I wire you $200 can you flip it and send $100,000 to my location?
Shades of Josh Brown coming through ..... ABSOLUTELY
Ohh yeah I heard it too
Scammer: Go ahead keep talking 😡
Hoax Hotel: Don’t mind if I do 😌🤚🏼
OMG, so much drudgery from my usual YT subscriptions, then a beacon of light known as the Hoax Hotel beams through! Thank you so much for restoring my faith in humanity!
The 12 billion is now in your location
HH, seems you receive more than the average “Listen to me’s”. Maybe it’s that Real 12 billion dollar phone? So, listen, listen to me - welcome back to this sad excuse for a real world. You have been missed.
I’m still waiting at my location for my ATM card pre-loaded with 12 billion cans of Coca-Cola.
Just when we needed him the most. Love having hoaxy videos in my location
The amount of force it takes to put pen to paper is a skill of a bygone era.
dude, killing it with the intro once again! I bet you can actually sing really well
Holy shit!!! I was starting to wonder if that juju finally got you it’s been so damn long. Glad to see you back young man.
My day has been blessed with more glorious content
finally!
I WAS GONNA SAY THE EXACT SAME THING!! YOU BEAT ME TO IT
I love listening to you work these clowns over. You are by far the funniest of all the scam baiters. I have one request, but I do not want to trample on your art form. I listen at times when doing other things, even sometimes while driving, so I miss the full impact of the "click". Is there perhaps an appropriate sound you could also include with the "click"? or even when you flash, "100 call later" or "after three minutes" or the like? I appreciate that doing so may well detract from the presentation, but if you did you may find additional listeners among the visually impaired. Heck, you could push out two of the same videos at a time: one in the existing format and another with the written additives in an audible format. Again, great work!
It is always at the precise moment I rewatch your videos that a new one is fresh out of the oven and delivered to my location. Blessed be your heart, my dear Nigerian prince.
🙏
Are you still wanting to receive your cashiers check Hoax Hotel?
It never ceases to amaze me how impatient and aggressive these scammers get. Keep up the great work my man, looking forward to more uploads!
The Nigerian ones are funny when they get annoyed and activate rage mode 😂.
I watched one on Jaybee TVs channel, where the scammer started shouting “you’re just an F’in guy. F you and your generation.” 🤣.
Then after repeated calls, he said “don’t make me kîłł you spiritual. Don’t make me go to my witch doctor and deal with you in the spiritual.” 🤣
This was after the dude claimed he was in the USA and wasn’t African, lol.
Then Jay called him one last time and said “target identified….Target spotted at his window…..Take the shot.”
The scammer actually went to look outside and thought the CIA were about to raid his house 😂😂
The man, the myth, the legend is back!
Dude you get better and better at these videos every time I see one. I’d happily pay the activation fee to get them sent directly to my location. I’ll head straight to the were-mart for the next full moon
Loved the Josh Brown, FBI's angriest agent reference hahaha, that series is an absolute classic haha!
What the fuck? I've been waiting for so long!
It's great you are back hoax hotel. I love it the way you really wind them up
"turns into a mart when the full moon hits" Man that had me laughing more than it should. Hoax is my only chain of hotels to stay at
Never leave us again Hoax
The KING is BACK !!!!!
The king is baaaackkkk!🔥❤️
I’ve watched all your vids like ten times!
Always excited when new content is uploaded!
Don’t stop and keep uploading
Each and every cause for celebration is in my location. I'm breaking out the Boone's Farm tonight! Cheers, Hoax! 🍻
The legend is back!
16:52
"Hone-hon-honestly, you-you-you-you-you talk a lot."
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Finally!!!.....if it wasn't for these damn commercials I would've been first....give me.my.damm respect 🙌
Respect.
I am willing to kindly accept your demurrage
This is great news! Now you will have more than enough to pole vault on over to the zamboni port and pay all the demurrage on the OTHER funds! You, sir, are winning at life!
"Gonna go out on a limb and say this is an advance fee scam." - Captain Obvious
I want you to call my comment and LISTEN TO ME!!! You must pos-post video before they hack my wallet! LISTEN TO ME!!!!! lmfao
The Return of Listentome. Glorious.
This guy sounds like somebody put an BAD JUJU on him Ja!
The mugu man again?
"you go to were-mart store. go to were-mart store"
"to the where?"
"were-mart. were-mart store. were-mart"
"the were-mart?"
"were-mart"
"it kind of turns into a mart... once the full moon hits i guess"
i died
Glad to see you back🤙🏽❤
he is sitting in his therapyst`s office right now, his hands on his head, swaying back and forth and whispering fock fock fock. 😂😂😂
Yeah he definitely lost his mind after Hoax gave him a dose of rambling 😂
🤪🤪🤪
More likely bouncing off the walls of a rubber room in a straitjacket muttering that repeatedly.
Checking into the hoax hotel is always a delightful treat, hearing the sanity slowly draining from these scammers is music to my ears
Missed you, good to be back at the Hoax Hotel! Canaduh, brilliant!
Welcome back! Hoax Hotel just made my day. ❤❤❤
I usually watch UA-cam videos on 2x speed. You're one of the few I watch at normal speed to enjoy the video
Omg Hoax Hotel has uploaded!
I love your videos, they always put a smile to my face even through tough times. I’ve been watching your videos for three years! Thank you
Talking over him, and him going "you, you, you, you" pure gold :D
I wonder if you and kitboga could do a collaboration on the inter webs of the you tubes
Once again he ascends from the Heavens to mess with scammers.
Being a AskJeeves man, im sure him having a Yahoo email would make him a kindred spirit.
Going to try sending an email to the yahoo homepage
HE'S BACK! THANK THE LAWD!!!
I was getting troll scambaiting withdrawals.
Binge some Scammer Payback and Kitboga. Pierogi from Scammer Payback is my personal fave.
I think this is literally the first time I heard a sincere chuckle from a scammer.
“Is there a tilde over that? I didn’t know those were allowed in email addresses…” Advanced linguistics as well as scambaiting. Priceless.
The king of interruption lolol love it💖
"What's a Steam wallet?" Gold.
YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!! WE MISSED YOU!!!! I DRANK SOME BOONSFARM IN YOUR ABSENCE.
He started to cut himself off before HH had the chance. Must be the echo of the phone, keeping him from giving *HIMSELF* a listening ear.
"what is a steam wallet? What is this? I have my wallet right here..." 🤣
I love how wound up each scammer gets, you have a way with words!
Great to see another masterpiece again
"The were-mart store; it turns into a mart when a full moon hits, I guess..." 😂🤣
You’re so lucky bro…you win everything
When the TIME COMES we will be in the locations we need to be in.
Drinking frosty Coca Colas.
That Albert Uh bought with his 12 billion dollar debit card.
I can get at least a dozen pallets with that
lol this guy "am i a parrot"
Yesssssss!
Man this channel is hilarious 😆
This scammer is ready to blow a gasket lol good job.