"you can go fuck yourself dude" he said with the passion and fury of a burning star. The chicken nuggets, which he had held in his large hands throughout his entire speech, began to feel moist with his manly sweat. He locked his eyes on his counterparts chest, picking a medial button on his blue dinner shirt to aim at, just like his father had once taught him as a child playing darts. He raised his hand up slowly with just the right amount of force to launch the handful straight to the area between the other mans lungs and stomach. As he tossed them into the air he watched with horror, his hand had faltered and the chicken nuggets slowly began to fly. he threw them too weakly! He could only stare as one or two oscillating nuggets hit their target and the others fell, almost as if they were in slow motion, lightly pattering onto the floor. He looked down at the failed nuggets as if they were his own children lost during war. He stood there in embarrassment as he felt the piercing eyes of his bros around him carving into his back. thank you, that was my bachelorette fan fiction, hope you enjoyed.
I didn't see the twerking. I started skipping ahead through the cringe. I missed most of this video actually. After the speedo. I stopped until that guy started to propose or whatever the F I couldn't handle. Then I heard some dude say ABC a couple times, I'm guessing he was gonna crash a date so chickened out of that too and then I saw some chicken nuggets on the floor. I feel like I just gave the worlds worst police report. ☝🏽That ish was traumatizing.
Words overused in this show (specifically this season): Genuinely Clarity Stay in your lane Starting to fall in love Always be Cam I wanna be fully honest and open Chicken nuggets John Paul Jones JPJ
~Oh my gosh I love you HännA Oh my wanna hold your HändA I love you like a kung fu pända HännAAaa I love their duet and they will surely win her heart. For real, who doesn't want to be loved like a kung fu panda??
listen i hate the bachelorette but if i had the opportunity i would SO be the bachelorette can u imagine how big of an ego boost it would be to have all those guys wanting u ??? amazing
YASSSS or the bachelor! I’d purposely be such a hoe and seduce everyone behind their back tbh- They are all there to be tried out like Amazon Prime 🤣✨🥰
I want to go for the soul purpose of being the most real character their. Like I would basically tell them that I don’t give a crap. Also SHUT UP no one literally no one finds your corny lines attractive. Like no one. I want to be the Scott Disik ( sorry I don’t know how to spell his name) of the Bachelorette.
Please keep making these. They are hysterical to watch after watching the whole episode, or if you missed the episode. The Lion Sleeps Tonight moments kill me every time.
after watching this i just wanna know,,,, is that vine where the girl goes ‘i’m your freestyle dance teacher’ from the bachelor/bachelorette?? i’m thinking-
Sophie Robinson There was one with a black football player, but I don’t know what happened to it. Y’all realize there are dating shows with non ethnically white people who act just like this right?
sometimes, when people ask me how to tough i am, i tell them that i watch the Bachelortte without suffeirng from PTSD. I'm given a wide berth afterward.
Yes, let the content creator shield us from the intense cringe that is the Bachelorette and allow us to bask in the creator's talents in editing. Shield us!
😂🙏Oh my gosh PLEASE continue to do updates all along this season!!!! That would be ICONIC, oh my gosh. I just started watching the bachelorette for the first time ever because of your first video and now I can’t stop.
"you can go fuck yourself dude" he said with the passion and fury of a burning star. The chicken nuggets, which he had held in his large hands throughout his entire speech, began to feel moist with his manly sweat. He locked his eyes on his counterparts chest, picking a medial button on his blue dinner shirt to aim at, just like his father had once taught him as a child playing darts. He raised his hand up slowly with just the right amount of force to launch the handful straight to the area between the other mans lungs and stomach. As he tossed them into the air he watched with horror, his hand had faltered and the chicken nuggets slowly began to fly. he threw them too weakly! He could only stare as one or two oscillating nuggets hit their target and the others fell, almost as if they were in slow motion, lightly pattering onto the floor. He looked down at the failed nuggets as if they were his own children lost during war. He stood there in embarrassment as he felt the piercing eyes of his bros around him carving into his back.
thank you, that was my bachelorette fan fiction, hope you enjoyed.
alicia z this is why we’re friends
that was beautiful
It's not fan fiction if it's exactly what happened
Serena Koehler anything can be fan fiction if you set your mind to it
👏👏👏👏👏👏😂😂😂 beautiful
I can't tell if the girl is genuinely enjoying this or if she's just desperately trying to stay positive
I think she might be insane I don’t know
@@marshalinehamismother she most definitely is after spending two weeks with these people
I mean she calls herself Hannah Beast so...
I think the BAX guy is the only person here who feels any joy about anything.
@@heneedsomemilk655 that's why I'm voting for him
John Paul Jones: on a unicycle
Hannah: YEAYEAAAAAAAA. YEAHHHHH!!!!!! YEAHHHHHH! YEAHAGAHAHAYE!!!
Guy: "I'm genuinely starting to....fall in love with you."
Me: His cringe level is over 9000!
Idek why he paused so many freaking times
lmaooo the cody ko reference
I'm genuinely... starting... to fall... in love with you.
@@meganwheeler9049 technically it's a dragon ball z reference but we'll let that slide
@@mchjsosde oh whoops
Luke P. = Shrek as a human
John Paul Jones = Prince Charming from Shrek
ACCURATE.
Noooooo don’t disrespect my meme lord!
Jpj- Zac from saved by the Bell
hell nah, pls dont compare the sexiness of shrek. Luke could neverrr
Lazy Emmy S.I.L. never forget
When the drama is centered around a dude with some nuggs...you know the show is reaching 😂
I-
LMFAOOO
“He’s having a chicken nugget ceremony with her”
Um, what?
...This better be scripted.
you dont have chicken nugget ceremonies where you live?
LEARN YOUR ABCS WITH THE BACHELORETTE
A is for Always
B is for Be
C is for Cam
Emma Welch always be closin
I WAS SENT WHEN SHE ZOOMED INTO “EPISODE 2”
The speedos, awkward twerking session was really horrifying to watch
I liked it.
of course you did, Rhealynn. 🤣
Your honor that nigga gay! 🗣🗣🗣
Lila Stanton agreed. What the hell were they thinking?
I didn't see the twerking. I started skipping ahead through the cringe. I missed most of this video actually. After the speedo. I stopped until that guy started to propose or whatever the F I couldn't handle. Then I heard some dude say ABC a couple times, I'm guessing he was gonna crash a date so chickened out of that too and then I saw some chicken nuggets on the floor.
I feel like I just gave the worlds worst police report. ☝🏽That ish was traumatizing.
petition for audrey to edit the bachelorette so we wont be bored every episode ITS SO MUCH MORE ENTERTAINING WATCHING THIS
but what if it's only funny because you already know what happens from the show's version of editing
A. Always
B. Be
C. Cam
Always be coconuting
Your friendly neighborhood lesbian always be creepy 😂
Gaaaaay
A always
B be
C calm
D dont be
E emma
He’s the worst. I hate him.
She looks like she's simultaneously 45 and 20 years old
dude exactly like she’s so so gorgeous but I can completely see her simultaneously as a crazy gap year girl and also a soccer mum
When I saw the title I couldn't stop thinking about the *bAxEs*
Daysiane Da Silva I am the BAX King.
Amelia Addor do you want some BAXES
He got eliminated the first night
IMVU Dress Up cause he's too in love with his baxes
@@IMVUDressUp I wonder why
When your crush accidentally touches you
“I think I’m genuinely falling in love with you “
The bachelorette but all the boys change everybody's sexuality in the opposite direction 😂😂😂😂😂
This is making me want to go full lesbian.
I’m bi. But now... I mean, do I really like guys?
@@kayhaych05 SAMEE 😤😂😂
LMAOO
I was a lesbian before the bachelorette made it cool
ok but alaska is a lyric genius 💆🏻♀️👄👄
lizzy lizzo ikr
thanks for watching it so we don’t have too
*to
FLdancer00 lol
A: Absolutely
B: Broken
C: Common Sense
Cam really gives me creepy stalker guy vibes. The type to go off and get aggressive if you turn him down. 😂
Rachel its kinda true
also with that whole "I want I get" thing
1:46 me when a guy smiles at me in the hallway for a split second
💀
When we accidentally lock eyes for like 0.0000001 seconds😂😳
brianna MEEEEEE
Lmfaooooo mood
brianna 😂😂👏👏👏
Omfg. PLEASE continue for the whole season. I beg of you
*This video makes me want to RE-HANALYZE my sexuality.* 😭😭
lol
Oh now I get it
Words overused in this show (specifically this season):
Genuinely
Clarity
Stay in your lane
Starting to fall in love
Always be Cam
I wanna be fully honest and open
Chicken nuggets
John Paul Jones
JPJ
~Oh my gosh I love you HännA
Oh my wanna hold your HändA
I love you like a kung fu pända
HännAAaa
I love their duet and they will surely win her heart. For real, who doesn't want to be loved like a kung fu panda??
De da dee dee de deeee
Drag Queen: what is your biggest assets?
Guy: my personality
Drag Queen: hmm... you need to look deeper in that
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Atimation alyssa Edwards
“With the chicken nuggets thing-“ a sentence I never expected to hear on such a serious dating show
a sentence noone ever expected to hear anywhere ever
Who said this was a serious dating show?
Jenny Raylen i wasn’t being serious haha
@@JulianaIsDrunk Oh, sorry, apparently I'm blind to sarcasm 😅
Every time Cam starts rapping, my body has a visceral allergic reaction
listen i hate the bachelorette but if i had the opportunity i would SO be the bachelorette can u imagine how big of an ego boost it would be to have all those guys wanting u ??? amazing
yesss same
YASSSS or the bachelor! I’d purposely be such a hoe and seduce everyone behind their back tbh- They are all there to be tried out like Amazon Prime 🤣✨🥰
Totally agree!
Forreal
I want to go for the soul purpose of being the most real character their. Like I would basically tell them that I don’t give a crap. Also SHUT UP no one literally no one finds your corny lines attractive. Like no one. I want to be the Scott Disik ( sorry I don’t know how to spell his name) of the Bachelorette.
I’m bisexual but now I’m thinking... do I really like guys?
Sidenote- we need a bi bachelor season
I would watch the hell out of that
idkwhattocallmeself oh same
i didn't see that his name was cam so i thought he was just saying "calm" really weirdly fjkdfkjkdfj
road work ahead? this comment made me giggle
I love petty men. We're so surrounded by petty ladies, give the lads a chance
nobody:
cam: ABC, Always-Be-Cam!
manikaaa always be creepy 😂
This group date that I wasn’t
“InViTeD”
To
okay but 0:41, alaska singing with that guy was fucking hilarious lmfaooo!! oh my gosh i love you hannahhhhhhh
I think your edits are getting better, but I'm trying not to get *O V E R H A N N A L Y T I C A L*
Y’all Luke P’s talent was manipulating women skskskskssk and that’s the tea
With sugar
He is clearly so manipulative and abusive as strong of an accusation that it is 💀
hes creepy
@@Leshaun2002 You're fucking kidding, right? You literally misinterpreted everything about him lmao.
These dudes really should just be dating eachother
What is this show even trying to do?
BlazeTheCat _48 make everything ghay
The shows trying its hardest to make America and the world cringe
It's a show that makes people do dumb shit for a girl, or GUY that they just met.
Get views
I like the rapper guy. He has a good flow
Oh wait nvm he totally crashed their group date sksksk
Edit: nvm always be cam was awful
This was a roller-cam-ster
Please keep making these. They are hysterical to watch after watching the whole episode, or if you missed the episode. The Lion Sleeps Tonight moments kill me every time.
Update: the off key Titanic bit on Cam has me dying
Nobody:
*ABSOLUTELY N O B O D Y* :
Nobody memes:
Girl in the pink: *_i love you like a Kung fu paNDAAAA_*
after watching this i just wanna know,,,,
is that vine where the girl goes ‘i’m your freestyle dance teacher’ from the bachelor/bachelorette?? i’m thinking-
No it’s from a sort of pilot from a scrapped show.
She made a video explaining it.
hannahata bliss
Lol 😂 I know exactly what you’re talking about ... pretty legit
i'm getting "A.B.C. - always be cam" tattooed on my arm
nobody:
literally no one:
absolutely nobody i promise:
cam: 🙌they call me 🔥💯💯killer cam😎
Ariana Milo he makes skin suits, he learned to play the harmonica while he was in prison 😂I said as much in my recap 😂
ABC - Always Be Cam
Throws nuggets “I’ve McFallen”
This dramatic chicken nugget shot.. best scene in the whole show
0:36 “dig a little deeper”
His biggest asset is actually just surface level, digging deeper will not help this man lol
this video is 10 times worse when your name is hannah
hannah askew big mood
yea...
hannah askew same omg
LMAOOO
Mood
"Now he's having a chicken nugget ceremony with her" wtf is this show
I have mcfallen for this compilation AND I CANT GET UP
the sound of the chicken nuggets hitting the ground with NO background music or anything kills me every time
as long as john paul jones is there imma keep watching hehe
samia he’s the only reason I’m alive
samia this aged wel
colby lippert :(
RIP
jpj will be back on bachelor in paradise!
Why isn’t there any shows like this where the main person is a poc , I’m tired of seeing the same faces and the lack of flavor
Sophie Robinson say it louder!!!!!
Facts 💯
Sophie Robinson hopefully because poc wouldn’t be stupid enough to participate in this farce
Sophie Robinson There was one with a black football player, but I don’t know what happened to it.
Y’all realize there are dating shows with non ethnically white people who act just like this right?
Sophie Robinson its cause America is racist af and their views would go down 🙄
1:25 He poured his heart and soul into that performance
He just forgot about the "musical" part of playing a musical instrument
IM LIVING FOR THESE PLEASE NEVER STOP
A. Anyone
B. But
C. Cam
BYE
tHat'S a PheNomEnal QueStiOn
sometimes, when people ask me how to tough i am, i tell them that i watch the Bachelortte without suffeirng from PTSD. I'm given a wide berth afterward.
i like when something happens or cam happens, hannah’s just like “o-oKkK”
call me
*killa cam*
Don’t stop these edits, this is the only thing that made me smile today and it’s my birthday
i’m a friend of a friend of hannah’s and i’m fighting the urge to send these to her
do it please haha
pLEASSEE OMG
I'm from Mexico and I didn't know this show existed until now, I was literally rolling at the bed with laughter. Can't wait for more of this.
1:08 Kristoff from Frozen snapped omg 🙇♀️🍆❄️
IM FUCKING SCREAMING
hHHH
hannah:
no one:
literally no one at all:
cam: *aBc AlWaYs Be CaM*
Can you keep doing these so I don’t actually have to watch the show
Yes, let the content creator shield us from the intense cringe that is the Bachelorette and allow us to bask in the creator's talents in editing. Shield us!
The chicken nugget heart ceremony was jank my guy 😭😂👌🏻
AlWaYS bE CaM
please keep making these i’m cackling
*rapping skills* 10/10
Yo that panel is full of legendary judges
i just wanna tell you how much i look forward to these videos its not even funny thank you so much
Miss you have an editing talent that cannot go unnoticed! You singlehandedly made me watch this entire season.
Nobody:
Not one soul:
Justaudrey: *guy throws chicken nuggets*
oH i’Ve McFaLeN!
Omg thanks for the heart! Love you!
The rapper makes me want to wrap myself in flames
After watching this Imma bax myself and hide till 2050
I NEED LIKE A 12 PART SERIES OF THIS PLEASE
I was just rewatching the first bachelorette video. But can’t get over the unicycle guy😂
I have never seen an episode of the bachelor or the bachelorette, but I think your videos are all I need 🙏🏻
I refuse to believe this show exists
Only old mom's watch it now.
I am literally all for these. Weekly please. I’ll watch forever
Please make one of these every few episodes you can! I love it!
You're editing makes this so much more emotionally bearable thank you. 😁
*PAnDAaAAa*
desperate would be an ✨understatement ✨
Your editing deserves an Oscar
The “oh I’ve Mac’ Fallin’!!” Dude! I’m dead I can’t take how funny this is
1:13 me at 3 am after my third mental breakdown and 5 bowls of cereal
😂🙏Oh my gosh PLEASE continue to do updates all along this season!!!! That would be ICONIC, oh my gosh. I just started watching the bachelorette for the first time ever because of your first video and now I can’t stop.
beautiful suprise to see Alyssa and Alaska!
Please keep making these videos, I cannot stop laughing throughout them
I am living for this. Please never stop.
0:35 me during a job interview
I just watched your first one today and was wanting another video! This show is so ridiculous 😂
Edit: OMG MISS JAY 😍
the SOUND EFFECTS WITH THE STRIPPERS GOODBYE
Cam: "When I want something..."
Also Cam: talks about a human woman
Bahahaha the dude on the unicycle I'm living for this OH MY GOD HE SAID HES IN LOVE WITH HER ON EP 2 I LOVE THIS SHOW
1:09 mans BROKE his neck 😐
This is the best episode recap I could have asked for
OMG THIS CANNOT BE A REAL SHOW