Ep. 146 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
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Welcome back to 2 Bears 1 Cave! This episode we're joined by actor, producer, and fellow comedian Andrew Santino. Bert & Andrew start us off discussing why Adam Ray ruined the comedy basketball league, and Santino's new movie "Me Time" with Kevin Hart and Mark Wahlberg. They discuss each others' favorite tequilas, and Bert talks about why he's switching from his old favorite, Tito's. Bert makes Santino take his blood pressure, then they wrap talking about their personal experiences working out with famous bodybuilders Thor Bjornsson and Martin Ford.
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This is the BEST EPISODE since March 29, 2021!! Something is just working.
Yeah it’s the least Bert has ever talked!
Right?! I love Carrot Top’s new haircut!
Hello Fancy
Andrew is a special guy. He does a really good job on whiskey ginger and when ever he is a guest. Big fan of bad friends too! Very funny
Shut up George
Bart "$250,000 in vodka? Done."
Also Bart " write a $50,000 check to a children's hospital? Need to call my business manager"
And he demands an award for it lol
@@mkflesher4251 it’s resellers bruh
@@mkflesher4251 definitely resellers
I like how when whiney is honest she has bank he still won't admit he's loaded. 16 million is a crazy low estimate for Bert too
@@andy2069 his current estimated net worth is 5 millions. Has a business with employees, has a wife and kids. That's not rich rich
Santino hitting his Mark Normand impression less than a minute in got me knowing this is going to be a banger
...comedy!
He burned Whitney and Norman in the same joke! Santino is always hilarious
Hey Hey
@@boagskip
yea man. starting a podcast while talking to someone without a mic for the first 3minutes is such a good thing for a podcast.
I love that Bjort’s point of reference for childhood financial stress is “that one summer when dad almost couldn’t pay for tennis camp”
Bjort.. nice
Barkf Caraishar
@@father3dollarbill right that was creative lol
@@danielvera9890 I love making new ones up.
Bérk Krishna deserves it.
Bjort is my favorite Icelandic comedian
This is the most Tom's spoken on an episode in a while
santino looks like the love child of Tom segura and carrot top
This comment is on EVERY SINGLE episode that has a guest host…be better.
@@seanwilks7712 is you're life this bad that you get annoyed about a comment 🤣
Good one! Very original!
@@seanwilks7712 except they say it when Tom is there. This is obviously satire and it went right over your head
Saw Santino at the Improv last week. I said “heyyyy Tito Andrew” in a southeast Asian accent and his head whipped around so fast. He definitely identifies closely with the Tito title.
I think he loves it.
The best !!
Andrew santito
Andrew is the best host and guest in the pod game IMO
@dick trickle I
Absolutely hilarious Bert has an equal vendetta with St. Jude's and Titos Vodka for not acknowledging him.
That he can't do charity without getting credit is so funny. "They don't want to associate with this hot mess? Fuck those children!"
That’s because he is a narcissist.
I love that Santino mentioned Will Sasso’s “Tremanaaaaah” bit. One of my favorite Dudesy jokes.
I've been scrolling comments looking for other Dudesy fans 🤣
I got pissed blamed by Rachel Crustacean and Principal Squeen brother!
Free Will bro
Yeah dude, yeah brother
@@sadboi7537 I love shit blamin!
Bert complaining about having to be Bert... full circle moment
No better awareness than self awareness
Have barely started the episode and I’ALREADY know santino is going to go over Brett’s head 209 times
Mad, his head is huge
22:52 sweat to god I was listening to this part when I read your comment 😂
@@DaveSwart ??? Where
Bold of you to think it won't easily be in the 300's
@@DaveSwart how is that going over his head?
Andrew is such a good podcaster/guest i love every episode i see him on
100%
He’s a cool dude.
Love hearing Bert's dentist story two episode in a row
Santino looks like an optimistic soccer coach from Derry
Can imagine shouting from the sideline in a Derry accent
I feel like he'd be slightly jaded by the whole situation too
LOL
Lmao
ahahahaha
Nothing screams healthy relationship like Bret saying I’m gunna drink you under the table. To his daughter 😂
I don't think he realizes how much he embarrasses them. Don't think he'd care even if he did though
Like challenging a snail to a race….. why is it fun to see your own CHILD/blood puking and uncomfortable?
Now he’s bringing them on podcasts and taking them on tour. He’s out of his mind… good luck to them… their dad is an alcoholic… I hope they steer clear of the booze, drugs and only fans
@@CCitis Dude, fvck off with this mean spirited bs. Bert works hella hard, and gives his family a great life. Check out his IG pics from their trip to Italy. If you were a real fan of comedy you'd understand most of Bert's public persona and stories are exaggerated 😒
@@dale1070 Whitney will even joke about him using kids for attention on himself.
The fact burnt just called a Negroni a “penugu” just confirms he has never looked at a cocktail menu in his life
He probably is drinking vodka thinking it's tequila
to be fair he seems like the type of guy that drinks anything with alcohol in it without caring what it is
Love how Bert doesn't mention his extravagant birthday gifts to Tom when Santino asks about spending large amounts of money 😆 $17,000 jet ski, $100,000 race car 💸💸💸
Not about him enough.
That race car pisses me off more than anything. There is not a snowball’s chance in hell Tom will haul that car to a race track and drive that car 5 different times. Maybe once or twice just so he can tell Blurt he used it.
He literally forgets that he spends that money
Brett claims he would never start his own alcohol brand, last episode him and Tim talked about doing exactly that
He talked on an episode recently saying he likes contradicting himself and finds it funny, I actually think it shows a very insecure and stupid thinking process.
Ole crystaler, always going back on his word...
He drank since then.
these episodes could have been logged before
@@jessicabecause3717 lol haha good one Jessica
Santino: "Who is Huberman's Lab?"
Bert: "He's this scientist workout guy." Fair description actually.
hahaha
TREMANA!
The “how can you afford this stuff” comment was about Brendan. Hahahaha
One huuuundred percent lol
Bert is hands down the best at asking a question and then changing the subject before the guest has a chance to answer ... top notch stuff
literally everything in bert's life revolves around alcohol, but he is definitely not an alcoholic
So what if he is? He's an adult and it wont affect your life at all.
Yeah....it gets old
@@samstone7441 found the alcoholic
You probably cry a lot
He's a functional alcoholic, makes more money than probably anyone in the comments.
Good thing Santino can talk quickly
Santino blasting Whitney at the start was awesome
Santino with the Tremanaaaaa 😂😂 will sasso has driven that in to my head as well 😂😂
Santino for 2 bears and santino for bad friends… HAPPY MONDAY!
Great day.
Santino for Dudesy. "TREMANAAAA!"
As long as it's him and tommy
Bert looks like an extra from the movie “4 brothers”
underrated comment
Sooo good
Ur about as funny as santino
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Or the 3rd brother in "step brothers" 😆
I love the look on Bert's face when santino said he plays volleyball....great
I love that Bort tries so hard to find ways not to say some names when they could just bleep them lol
Bert having 100 posters of himself on his set doesn't suprise me at all 😂
Narcissism at its fattest
I thought exactly the same thing when he moved into that studio.
Biggest ego
Bret makes me feel so good about myself
He’s a nightmere
Lol
100%. He also helps me see positive attributes in other people that I never would have recognized.
He makes me feel like shit. How can someone so low in the common sense department, with such bad habits be so successful.
@@TheSpencerHaines luck
I love Santino - he blends right in so smoothly with Tim & Brett - BUT THIS IS NOT
2BEARS1CAVE!!! THIS is 'Bertcast' with Santino as a guest. --- Totally different vibe.
@@AP-be6td Naw the booth boys are a huge part of the ymh dynamic at this point. The show for sure would have defiently been different with them in it.
@@zeroa69 Yeah Nadav's cackle every 5 seconds really adds to the show. 🙄
Also 2 Bears has always been Bertcast with Tom as a guest. It's Bert skirting around (or fully embracing) his alcoholism while Tom makes funny surprised faces at the camera. That's the show. Some weeks it's funny, some weeks it's borderline tragic.
@@8thlvlMage there was a shift after 2 bears live happened. And I just couldn't listen to brak go on and on and on about absolute nonsense.. it's the "funnest" 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Mr. Santino, you've always helped the community. My family thanks you for the issues you solved regarding the parks and Rec Center. Thank you so much for treating Bert like a normal. Your A Legend
Dude santino is on fire…
That's just his hair ya jerk
RED ROCKET 🚀
flamin’ hot Cheeto
I think that's just his hair
He saved the episode, Whitney's presence almost ruined it.
Man…imagine if this were Andrew and Tom. Would’ve been incredible!
SO Good!
Check out the 3 bears one cave episode . Tom, Andrew and Bobby Lee. Andrew has had Tom an his podcast and vice versa a few times too.
Theyve done episodes together, check the archive theres at least two.
@@mauriciotunnermann9361 that was such a good swap, both were so funny.
Tom and Santino did a TOMtalks together
It sucks listening to this in the morning because Bert always convinces me I need a drink.
"I have a SUPER slow heart rate" - states pretty normal heart rate
That was slow to me lol can't get mine below 80 most of the time
Can’t wait to hear Bert talk for 2 hours.
Time to push through and hope Tom has one next week
Copy pasta joke… nice
You mean time to skip it.
@@apatternedhorizon your picture confirms your bitterness lmfao. Imagine coming to two bears for Tom though, damn shawtie
After watching this I'm starting to think Tom is just being lazy and letting Bert carry 2bears
Bert being surprised no one wants to go to lunch with him when he shows up drunk to everything
but everyone falls in love with Bert faster 🙄🙄
Bert is obviously a good comedian but I feel like literally every other comedian can do a spot on impersonation of him at any given moment. Obviously Tom's is the best.
"Crossing two boarders is A LOT.....two tennis racquets on their feet" 🤣😂. I'm Mexican and I can't stop laughing.
This is a 2 bears episode just as much as Bart only weighing 240 pounds.
Yea I’m tapping out after 5 minutes, hopefully Tom is back next week
Whitney leaves at 5:17.. You’re welcome
🥳🎉🎊🍾🪅
Ha!
Not even joking, thank you.
You, sir, are a king among men.
Well done, was looking for this nugget.
Love how Bert describes a textbook alcoholic every time he talks about his drinking
Bert doesn't want to drink or promote Tito's anymore; meanwhile there's three bottles of Tito's behind Andrew for the whole show. 😂
We need a Shane vs Bert drinking contest. My money is on Shane.
With Beer shane wins but bert drinks liquor like water
@@JoshJr98 ya it’s really no contest for each person depending on the alcohol
Bad idea. Assisted unaliving yourself is illegal in a lot of states.
Depends on if it's beer or liquor
I wonder which one gets more racist after drinking
Andrews impression of mark was on point
Brent is actually really funny when he actually lets someone else play with him
Tito Andrew is such a fun guest.
I've built like 2,000 fences in my life and I didn't even remember having that job until 44:12
Just heard Bert mention something's burning, please whichever booth boy sees this tell Bert to put the back catalog up. I tell people about it all the time
They talked about it few eps ago. Barf said he would get the show going again and put up the old eps
He has to get permission from ATC i think
Yes, he has the rights to the show and he did a super bowl ep. With his sister's. I understand it will take a while to get the show going again but ATC isn't using the old episodes...
Talk about a show that’s been memory hole’d. It’s like they wiped the Internet clean of those episodes. Very strange…
Santino explaining the Dudesy/Will Sasso TREMANA!! Bit to Bart just made my Monday 😂
I've seen Bert talk about being hit with the bat a dozen times. This is the first time it included the batter hitting him on purpose to disrupt Bert making a play.
He's playing a game of telephone with himself lol
Getting through this one for my bad friend, Santino! 🖤
I would support Santino if you can tell me when Whitney shuts her obnoxious voice up.
Two daddy santino appearances on one Monday let’s goooo
Tim, Brent, santino, and Bobby lee are what get me through my commutes every week. Great episode:)
“I don’t tell people what I drink anymore” with the bottle in frame😂
Bert said he never tells anyone what he's drinking but isn't that all he does lolol
Last episode he was going off about that casa dragones tequila or whatever the fk it's called 🤣🤣🤣
@@dale1070 my point exactly like dude u ONLY talk about what u drink
@@jon33.3 sometimes I think he's drank himself full on R word but then he brings up how his dad talks to him and I realize he's just always been full on R word🤣🤣🤣
That tour has been rough on Bert physically
Bert’s Perfectly manicured fingernails crack me up for some reason
I love how Santino flipped it and interviewed Bert 😂
Cuz that’s all that Bert really wants. If you ask Bert about Bert he’ll talk till he’s blue in the face
It’s insane how many times his name is seen in ONE SHOT of the podcast
No Tom or YMH Studio. This is just Bertcast. And it’s definitely not 2 Bears without the booth boys.
Exactly
Theyve been phoning it in for months.
Yes+Yes!
When Bert said “ I think mezcal is sweeter”😂😳, oh Bart… lol
Always love a 2 bad Friends 1 Cave
what's amazing is, whitney isn't even mic'd
🐔🙉🐔😵💫🤐
Santino hilarious bad friends for life
As a person who is married to a fence contractor I can tell you my husband brings it home and is just as stressed more than you think. Winter is coming so work slows down so you have to worry about jobs. In the summer and spring there are so much work you have to make customers wait weeks and they get pissed and you chance losing a job. Customers and neighborhood associations are a whole different level you wouldn’t expect. On top of that his body is so completely wore down and broke he literally has all discs bad in his back , 2 bad knees and torn rotator cuff that is bad. He is now 55 and has no other skills so there is that. He stresses all the time about money especially in the winter because we have a large family . We have 2 younger kids still at home, a special needs daughter who is almost 30 but will always live at home and be taken care of and a adult son who doesn’t live with us. My husband is so stressed and hurts all the time so he does nothing but complain and lay on the couch at home. So yeah just a little correction it’s not that easy for a fence contractor. Lol
I love how Tito Santino gets to a point where he starts interviewing Bert.
41:30 thanks Bert for setting Alexa owner's alarms for them 😆
Bert's stories remind me of when a 15 year old is trying to prove how cool they are.
I think you mean -When a *cool 15 year old is trying to prove how cool they are. Lol
@@primalentity9824 No they were right.
My favorite podcaster returns to my favorite podcast......GLORIOUS!!
man these three are sooo good. COMEDY.
Yes, need more Santino
The way Bert talks almost makes you think he’s still a college kid until you realize he’s a fully developed adult male with 2 kids and a wife
I think the “fully developed” part might be subjective…
It ain't pretty.
@@oksoheresthething well technically he’d stop developing at 25, I never said he didn’t ruin it with his alcohol intake lmao
I built fences for a summer job in high school and I died laughing watching you guys talk about it. I actually would drive home from work and catch myself observing peoples fences from the road😂😂
I guess I only have myself to blame for hearing about Bart's teeth sitch for the 4th or 5th time. Do better,Me,do better.
🤣
Won’t lie, loved the roasting of Whitney’s special title. “Jokes” felt so underwhelming to me.
As a painter, my work does come home with me 😂
37:02 "It's almost more fun than having a family" Hilarious...and true!!!
“I play golf too much my hands get all torn up” lmfao
Wait, "gin is gin" but Titos is somehow different from every other vodka? How many did Kreischer have before the episode started?
12
Bert doesnt think he has "fuck you" money but dumps a quarter mill on Vodka
Can’t wait to see you for my 27th and first comedy show in October!
I feel that passionate as a flooring installer. You've always got to be better at whatever craft you do.
“Now he’s skinnier than I am”
Bart’s self-image is hilariously inaccurate
I guess Whitney’s the cave
😂😂😂
Funnier than anything she’s ever said 😂
@@mrs.h2725 Nah I saw her live doing the act she just released in the jokes special. I think she’s funny, and so do Bert and Cheeto. I love when all the comics interact, but this one’s just annoying because it’s an intermittent off-screen, un-mic’d voice throwing off the usual 2Bears flow
Andrew getting the sniffles after going to his car right before a blood pressure test is hilarious.
"Pull up: Ron pulls a gun on Bert". LOL!
It ain't no 2 Bears but at least we got Santino!
Bert looks like he could play an old drunk sea captain with that beanie. I like it
Win!!!! Great show. Santino and Bert have the greatest energy.
This was a perfect episode 😂🔥
It’s nice that after all these episodes and guest bears, they finally had a guest cave.
They've done multiple episodes in bert's cave my guy
@@theblackdust didn't get the joke buddy
Sure dude
Incredible, Whitney doesn't even need to be in frame to ruin a podcast
Agreed
Exactly. I'm two seconds from turning it off.
Yea I was really looking forward to Santino and Bert when I saw the thumbnail. Its a shame.
Her voice is so grating on my ears...
1 hundreeeeeed percent !
‘Back when 250,000 dollars hurt…’
Well shit Brent, it still hurts me! Lol…
Santino kills on all podcasts, hope to see him live one day
When I first started watching santino a few years ago I wasn't sure that he was going to make it but now I can't wait for whiskey Ginger and bad friends every week
Wasn’t sure he was going to make what? He was already successful a few years ago.. stop projecting.
I didn't like him at first but he won me over
He’s one of my top favorite comics & podcasters.
@@ZenoSama_ projecting what? When I seen santino on Punk'd I didn't think he was going to have a real comedy career, when I seen him do open mics at the comedy cellar I didn't think he was going to be doing tours closing shows....if u don't know wtf ur talking about then don't make comments like u do....santino has only blown up over the past 2-3 yrs before that he was only known in the LA area and Chicago but he wasn't talked about like he is now
@Joe Kickass you said what you said. 😬😂
When is the Two Bears moo-moo that Bert is wearing gonna drop on the YMH store?
Bart with the "as much as I've known Kevin, which is barely at all."
7 layer dip with the nacho crust are the best combos, hands down. Nothing compares.