How The Crimeminister & Vybz Kartel Ended Up With The Same Baby Momma - As Real As It Gets Ep. 002

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  • @watchyuhlukkinat
    @watchyuhlukkinat 3 роки тому +307

    it ain't an authentic Jamaican story without the phrase "mi go so boom"

  • @dancehallsheknows
    @dancehallsheknows 3 роки тому +92

    When I say Jamaicans are the best storytellers ever! 🤣😭🙌🏾 You’re hilarious and your energy and stories are definitely what is needed on UA-cam! Love it👍🏾🔥🇯🇲

  • @ljfabulous6429
    @ljfabulous6429 8 місяців тому +9

    light up a spliff and sit watching this is a real vibe ! keep the videos coming bro

  • @elninojimmy3631
    @elninojimmy3631 3 роки тому +16

    ”Hey siri play vybz kartel Lyricist “ 🎧🎶🎵

  • @lenny6535
    @lenny6535 3 роки тому +82

    Hey Consie! Dem bwoy deh nuh fancy, dem a anancy ! 🤣😂😅

  • @Tjayx1
    @Tjayx1 3 роки тому +96

    It up mon, need a little mic tho 🔥🏆🙌

    • @TechIntrigued666
      @TechIntrigued666 3 роки тому +2

      He has 1

    • @geo9019
      @geo9019 3 роки тому +1

      @@TechIntrigued666 audio low dawg

    • @odanerose1325
      @odanerose1325 3 роки тому +11

      Lavalier mic .......audio is great as far as I hear turn up u rass device

  • @michibooscloset5365
    @michibooscloset5365 3 роки тому +22

    You are a great story teller .....glad i stumbled upon your channel. I wished some women and other men as well would keep the peace after all that excitement . The best part is that you keep it real .

    • @1imagemusic397
      @1imagemusic397 3 роки тому

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  • @shawntana1
    @shawntana1 3 роки тому +11

    Best advice!!! Don't tek people pain as joke💯❤️

    • @1imagemusic397
      @1imagemusic397 3 роки тому

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  • @Shattie
    @Shattie 3 роки тому +60

    “DNA DNA DNA”😂 story ya bad na lie🧏‍♂️

    • @Joshiigaza
      @Joshiigaza 3 роки тому

      🤷🏻‍♂️Who too blame

    • @1imagemusic397
      @1imagemusic397 3 роки тому

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  • @stephensingh6755
    @stephensingh6755 8 місяців тому +8

    Bigup yourself Crimeminister, I sometimes think about being a father, not many men in our dancehall community talk about fatherhood. Regardless of the situation with Babymother, a true father takes care of His responsibilities. 🇹🇹💯

  • @ayawnabennett9311
    @ayawnabennett9311 3 роки тому +48

    I AM SCREAMING LMFAOO mumma chuck headfirst over a 3 story balcony fi cocky lmaooo I am in disbelief

    • @monarchsmarttv
      @monarchsmarttv 3 роки тому +2

      No for the world boss cocky lol now she is in history will always go down for this moment respect her for diving out head first and respect dude for the story’s and the humbleness

    • @1imagemusic397
      @1imagemusic397 3 роки тому

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  • @davidssshhhssshhh
    @davidssshhhssshhh 3 роки тому +13

    This is some of the realest talk I’ve ever heard

  • @tiwiip21
    @tiwiip21 3 роки тому +61

    The audio was fine for me , unu nuh affi a gwaan so bout it low ! Great video tho minista 👏🏻

    • @bruciepooh1440
      @bruciepooh1440 3 роки тому

      why u got white hands? yaah a bleach

    • @thewaldronproject
      @thewaldronproject 3 роки тому +1

      Depends on the type of device your listening on. Phones sound better with terrible quality than laptops in my experience.

    • @brandonsaunders7515
      @brandonsaunders7515 3 роки тому +4

      The audio low move and gweh man

    • @sanjaybailey835
      @sanjaybailey835 3 роки тому

      if people a mention it multiple times that mean it is actually low and I have same issue so if you need that much attention find a more accurate means

  • @deshawnbrown4939
    @deshawnbrown4939 3 роки тому +12

    Its the kartel laugh for me😂😂😂

  • @simonehendrickson5135
    @simonehendrickson5135 3 роки тому +9

    Congratulations from Guyana .. love the channel . Good luck !!

  • @alysaamoyblackwood9714
    @alysaamoyblackwood9714 3 роки тому +16

    dawg just the way you tell the story we know yah Jamaican.
    Story shotttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!

  • @deejey1043
    @deejey1043 3 роки тому +161

    You guys need to sort out the audio. It's low. Everything else up🔥

    • @DJCROOKSLA
      @DJCROOKSLA 3 роки тому +3

      tru him a mash up the mic pon him collar

  • @denised8610
    @denised8610 3 роки тому +34

    Ye I knew about this story. I even remember the pic with her and Kartel. I’m glad she settle down now and taking care of her children

  • @karmag2841
    @karmag2841 3 роки тому +6

    y me laugh so much!!! the bag throwing over the 3 storage was it for me lol

  • @ja1syde231
    @ja1syde231 8 місяців тому +3

    Yow conci nuh easy 😂 eno me start laugh b4 the man start talk 😂

  • @ClubNation101
    @ClubNation101 3 роки тому +13

    In the words of Politricks watch Sir P this is all simple Simone and Simon drama😂😂

  • @deenahew9976
    @deenahew9976 3 роки тому +20

    It’s kartel laugh for me😂😂😂

  • @jahwalks7558
    @jahwalks7558 3 роки тому +4

    Nothing is wrong with the audio...loud and clear for me....all who is complaining about the audio check your devices

  • @gogettertrendsetter7185
    @gogettertrendsetter7185 8 місяців тому +2

    Haffi support yuh cuz mi love how yuh talk

  • @wallstreetbella24
    @wallstreetbella24 3 роки тому +14

    Bombooclot a the chuck of head way part get to me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇯🇲

  • @aldenmcgibbon2469
    @aldenmcgibbon2469 3 роки тому +19

    Man drop inna d accent when him a talk bout him baby 😂

  • @cawaynejervis4901
    @cawaynejervis4901 3 роки тому +8

    Big up yuhself Fortis.. As real as it gets... And wul a subscription tuh.. Up move...

  • @goodgood_jenjen287
    @goodgood_jenjen287 3 роки тому +9

    Mi love him vibes tho🤣❤🤣❤keep it up

  • @chev.islife
    @chev.islife 3 роки тому +23

    9:27 "gimme one second mek me light me spliff" 😂

    • @1imagemusic397
      @1imagemusic397 3 роки тому

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    • @gianniimilanoxxx
      @gianniimilanoxxx 3 роки тому +1

      Lol part a da story deh touch e dawg nerve 😂😂

  • @omaricampbell182
    @omaricampbell182 3 роки тому +6

    Dawg say she fling over the handbag and chuck off a the balcony 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bloodclaat this a drama

  • @JBH-kush
    @JBH-kush 3 роки тому +14

    Yea man a long time me a wait for this. Glad to see it drop, look like I going need a earphone straight a way

  • @omarhall6871
    @omarhall6871 3 роки тому +35

    4:00😂 : "BBC.... DNA DNA!!"

  • @janicek5599
    @janicek5599 8 місяців тому +1

    Yes from the mention of the star we know who’s the baby mother 😂

  • @laminkanteh5068
    @laminkanteh5068 8 місяців тому +1

    When you sound BOOM it becomes a crimescene 😂😂😂

  • @Jay-yp8hy
    @Jay-yp8hy 3 роки тому +36

    The audio loud probably a some a unu phone a the problem 🤷‍♂️ me a hear good

  • @jasonwilliams9
    @jasonwilliams9 3 роки тому +22

    Oh suh you di "consie" weh duh lyricist pt1 intro. Big up yuh damn self #fullygaza

    • @strawdemindset
      @strawdemindset 3 роки тому +3

      From him say the name, lyricist come to mind tr88

  • @btcmewzik9613
    @btcmewzik9613 3 роки тому +5

    Lol woooiiieee this bredda is first mi know u and a today but gad know yute you need fi tell more stories u epic dwl

  • @donone8669
    @donone8669 3 роки тому +9

    Me laugh till me nearly dead tpc 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @1Blacklacemakeupstudio
    @1Blacklacemakeupstudio 3 роки тому +1

    A friend sent me a clip of one of your IG posts and now is like mi addicted. On your IG scrolling scrolling looking for more videos and then mi goh so ‘boom’ realize seh ova ya soh di real story dem a chat. Mi tune innnnnn ..

  • @mentalstate2781
    @mentalstate2781 3 роки тому +1

    Yo dawg she jump over the 3rd floor balcony😅😂😂

  • @marlinedior123
    @marlinedior123 3 роки тому +3

    Mi deh ya think a him tek teacha girl 😂😂😂

  • @barrintonjames6370
    @barrintonjames6370 3 роки тому +14

    Vybz vartel lyrics mi member you name inna : consie dem bway deh nuh fancy dem aanancy mi lyrics wear dem out like a gansiey dem shame inna the crowd and everyone si

  • @trapcitymusiq_
    @trapcitymusiq_ 3 роки тому +11

    As real as it get 🇯🇲✈️🌍

  • @ultraviewstv5444
    @ultraviewstv5444 3 роки тому +4

    This remind mi a govana and wicked man chris 😂 🤣

  • @IamvoiceMUSIC
    @IamvoiceMUSIC 3 роки тому +17

    How the audio low n mi a hear 😂

  • @preziofficial1036
    @preziofficial1036 3 роки тому +2

    Rate dah g yah yuh fuck dwg, real ute always detect real ute eno... touch upsuh inna the year yah me affi try link yuh bro skull💯💯💯💯💯 real way... always seh the right set a bbc ting dem my g. Bless up

  • @horaneasamuels9113
    @horaneasamuels9113 3 роки тому +12

    crime minista say di b chuck headway, laugh yf looool

  • @k_extra4586
    @k_extra4586 3 роки тому +2

    Facts,when him say a never time yet 😂😂😂😂

  • @romelb1665
    @romelb1665 3 роки тому +7

    Consie: e dawg never know seh a did my girl 😂😂😂 big up consie big up vybz kartel ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽

    • @1imagemusic397
      @1imagemusic397 3 роки тому

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  • @moesha
    @moesha 3 роки тому +15

    Keep the videos dem coming ❗️💯✌🏽😂

  • @intensemedia2200
    @intensemedia2200 3 роки тому +22

    Need a betta mic 🎙

  • @justin.w3392
    @justin.w3392 3 роки тому +7

    18:46 kartel laugh grung mi dag 😂

  • @rameshheadley1929
    @rameshheadley1929 3 роки тому +3

    😂😂*kartel laugh*

  • @90sdancehallkid40
    @90sdancehallkid40 3 роки тому +2

    When gal wah buddy if yah work stop work if yah study stop study!!!

  • @amberdaisy10
    @amberdaisy10 3 роки тому +2

    Much better than the first episode

  • @deejey1043
    @deejey1043 3 роки тому +13

    Another Banger🔥🔥🔥

  • @travaughngrant8536
    @travaughngrant8536 3 роки тому +14

    It obvious say the audio low wah do everybody . Just watch the video nuh . Story bad still lol 😂

  • @r.bennett5997
    @r.bennett5997 3 роки тому +12

    Rassclaat! Chromazz deh a yuh babymadda dawg? 😂🤣😂 Me memba dem time deh man

    • @1imagemusic397
      @1imagemusic397 3 роки тому

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  • @shaequammie4883
    @shaequammie4883 3 роки тому +6

    Wicked laugh that😂😂 story shot yf💯🔥🔥

  • @OdanierHinds
    @OdanierHinds 8 місяців тому +5

    😂😂😂 Best story

  • @djdamion1543
    @djdamion1543 3 роки тому +2

    She went and did her thing. Yu look stress out dawg 😅😅🤣

  •  3 роки тому +2

    Me never laugh so yetttttt 💀💀💀

  • @KoolYute
    @KoolYute 3 роки тому +4

    Bouy consi a sample from mawning doh enuh from even school dayz

  • @dayshaunlumley323
    @dayshaunlumley323 3 роки тому

    dawg seh the B deh pan some spiderman movements.....🤣🤣🤣

  • @dameiangregory7276
    @dameiangregory7276 3 роки тому +1

    For all of who complaining about mic....Please go check your ears out or your device speaker nuh good....

  • @kemardias3355
    @kemardias3355 3 роки тому +8

    Lol wat a story 😂😂😂hey bowy kartel how you get the gyal fi jump the 3 story building 😂

  • @bones_don8220
    @bones_don8220 3 роки тому +8

    No offense she could a hole out mn duty style that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @strictlybillionsrecords2759
    @strictlybillionsrecords2759 3 роки тому +1

    Big up ya self me G - ah SWAGGA-DON FROM CT - GWAAN DO YOUR THING BRO

  • @shanzia7lewlew
    @shanzia7lewlew 3 роки тому +4

    Kartel really nuh easy🤣🤣

  • @Starr_Status_Ent
    @Starr_Status_Ent 8 місяців тому

    Lmao!!! Yo big up di world boss. Yo Con, bredda. Jah kno, idk wah fi seh. 😂😂😂

  •  3 роки тому +2

    this is the best video me ever watch 😂

  • @incogunner
    @incogunner 3 роки тому +28

    Episode 3 - Wapm to HCR?/Where is chan dizzy?/Story behind "Kartel- the lyricist"

  • @theadvocatereviewent3950
    @theadvocatereviewent3950 3 роки тому +6

    Mi hear Kartel call u name already Consie....Lyricist

  • @resb8748
    @resb8748 3 роки тому +4

    😂😂😂she chuck ar bag ova di balcony

  • @deondreblagrove3126
    @deondreblagrove3126 8 місяців тому

    This need fi repost me just a see this am me is a fan

  • @mansamusa7238
    @mansamusa7238 8 місяців тому +1

    😂😂 real youth

  • @1dondada
    @1dondada 3 роки тому +3

    Life of 2 gyallis 😂

  • @upitforaalitv9407
    @upitforaalitv9407 8 місяців тому

    Boss have the racks dem out 🔥🔥🔥🔥do it crimeminister

  • @djreggieduffleduffle3488
    @djreggieduffleduffle3488 3 роки тому +4

    Crimeminister do one with the first time u get high 💯

  • @___k1__339
    @___k1__339 3 роки тому +4

    Truck!! Well Focus fam 🤜🏿🤛🏿

  • @stacyj3850
    @stacyj3850 3 роки тому +10

    Di kartel laugh took me out 💀

  • @romariolewin5683
    @romariolewin5683 Місяць тому

    BBC but mumma a real life ninja 🥷🥷😂😂😂

  • @seankaine2411
    @seankaine2411 3 роки тому +2

    😂😂😂😂😂 yoo this is comedy.

  • @lilireaps
    @lilireaps 8 місяців тому

    From mi first see you mi just 😍👀

  • @willifieldedouard7847
    @willifieldedouard7847 3 роки тому +2

    This was a good one 😭😭

  • @ceecee4666
    @ceecee4666 3 роки тому +3

    13:22 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 head first with the bag

  • @Clipperbossman
    @Clipperbossman 8 місяців тому +1

    Up move 🔥💪

  • @jahlafacepumzlane7264
    @jahlafacepumzlane7264 3 роки тому +4

    We keep it real💯no joke

  • @CarltonShepherd-b1r
    @CarltonShepherd-b1r 8 місяців тому

    Kerosene Kerosene 😂

  • @blakhart7739
    @blakhart7739 8 місяців тому

    We are our own GOD .. that is it God create man in his own image.. that is it

  • @cookielove1029
    @cookielove1029 3 роки тому +1

    Its All the money in the Background For me why🥴🥴

  • @n._than_
    @n._than_ 3 роки тому

    😂😂chuck off head way inna wah white jeep 😂😂😂😂

  • @JustinBlake2010
    @JustinBlake2010 3 роки тому +1

    Its Not A Matey Ting 🤣🤣😭😭

  • @monarchsmarttv
    @monarchsmarttv 3 роки тому +7

    Gal dive pon her head for world boss cocky respect her for the moment she is in history now luv her for sharing that moment with the world boss she have a daughter as well for the teacher rite respect my youth for the story and your humbleness

  • @spiritGen-Z
    @spiritGen-Z 3 роки тому +1

    Well mi just a know yuh thanks fi the laugh 😆😂😂😂 wicked video yzt

  • @sheldontaylor6918
    @sheldontaylor6918 3 роки тому +1

    AS REAL AS IT GET SHOT #CONSI🔥

  • @checkoutjamaica
    @checkoutjamaica 3 роки тому +3

    - Boom Bang!

  • @Jaycartel823
    @Jaycartel823 8 місяців тому

    Yo bro u neeed to forward the podcast again yah now

  • @nbaslimebossjacko
    @nbaslimebossjacko 8 місяців тому

    Good video bro

  • @Brihanyawilkinsindavanquereid
    @Brihanyawilkinsindavanquereid 8 місяців тому

    Bless up bro g