The irony of the lefty cat lady is that the cat as a natural right winger enjoys asserting its authority, while the lefty woman embraces her submission. I suppose it's a win-win.
the new craze of having some random rescue dog from overseas is proving to much for the cat women lots of very dominant dogs being returned to shelter s
Er..... doing the *National Socialist* salute would mean that the pug is perfectly inline with the above thesis. Stop perpetuating that 8 decade old, Commie lie.
All animals are rightwing, because reality has a rightwinger bias and a "leftist" animal is long, long extinct. - Cats are libertarian right with a strong sense of individuality and refuse to bow to any "Tyrant" (You, their loving owner that is probably the only reason they're not roadkill) - Dogs are authoritarian right with a strong sense of hierarchy and loyalty to the their "leader" and their "homeland" (You, your house and yard)
@@robertmiles1603 Austrian painter was leftwing. The leftists will deny because they don't want you to know the truth, that and they're at odds with reality.
Exactly, cats travel around so they believe in open borders, and they often sit around and do nothing. Meanwhile dogs don't like things changing too drastically, and they always follow and engage with the family group
@@Winterascent cants dont seek power, they just sit there until you grant it to them. theres a reason people describing organizing right wing types as "herding cats".
@@Trump2024asw - don't pay rent - never do any work - only happy to see you if you bring food - only play with you if they feel like it, once they're tired of you they get angry - lay around grooming themselves most of the day - "but you still love me because i'm cute", is the only thing they contribute no, cats are left wing
One of my cats changed her sleeping habits to sleep right by my newly broken arm any time I was lying down. Her usual spot is on the other side and only sometimes. But for the months it took to heal she was right there. Once the doctor pronounced it perfectly healed she went right back to her original habits.
If cats are right wing for being territorial then chihuahuas have to be not just right wing but far right. I've known chihuahua owners before and those dogs will not shut up if someone invades their space. In fact according to my grandma (one of the owners I've known) hers literally hated black people and would nip at their ankles when they came to her house. She had always shew her dog off them every time she had a black visitor. They also can't leave the house cause large birds like eagles can kill and eat them, so chihuahuas are just the chuds of the animal kingdom.
@@Loathsome_Lynx After the insistance of the left to defund both institutions yes I am sure they aren't left wing. The politician that control them on the other hand... Edit: meant defund not refund... Bloody autocorrect.
@@Loathsome_Lynx in current year? yes you are correct, but i feel it's more a reflex that the government is communist than the institutions themselves.
@the98themperoroftheholybri33 my mom had a barn cat named Leo. He disappeared one night, after a week we figured he was eaten by coyotes. 2 full years later he came back. Looked a little fat.
Dogs are tribal, not communal, observe hierarchy, and love when they are given tasks, or work. Cats are lazy, prefer to lounge, and are filled with malice towards all life and entitlement towards where they sleep, your food, etc.
You must've not owned a cat that respected you. Cats will pick 1 or 2 people (or other cats) to bond with, in which they become as loyal, protective, obedient, and loving as a dog. That same cat will then pretty much ignore and/or tolerate everyone else on earth.
@@jaernihiltheus7817 I call bullshit on the "obedient as a dog" part. My cats respect me, they come sit in my lap all the time. But will they listen when I tell them not to go on the table? No way... They'll look me straight in the eyes, and do it anyway, until I throw them off.
@@AcolyteofRlyeh idk, must be a skill issue. My cat will wait til he thinks I'm not looking before trying it. Especially if i give a stern "no" and look him in the eyes. Same goes for when he tries to steal my food. He'll sit there and lick his lips, waiting for me to leave the room before trying it.
@@jaernihiltheus7817 "My cat will wait til he thinks I'm not looking before trying it. Especially if i give a stern "no" and look him in the eyes." So, basically. You agree with me, you just don't like that I say it. lulz. My dogs would never do it at all. "Same goes for when he tries to steal my food. He'll sit there and lick his lips, waiting for me to leave the room before trying it." So he will steal it either way. All you're really saying, is that he knows you'll do something about it if he does it infront of you, while you won't do anything if you're not there to stop him.
I take the bell off of the cat. Cats are prey animals just as much as they are predators. Putting a bell on them is advertising their position, and I CANT do that to my kitty.
To quote Counting Crows, "Everybody wants to be cats". Which animal will protect the status quo? What animal thinks of it's family before it's self? What animal is grateful for what it gets and is never ENTITLED? Dogs are CLEARLY CONSERVATIVES! A cat will bite you, draw blood, and then walk back 10 seconds later like it didn't just BETRAY your trust. Cats have no guilt. And dogs will concede FAR too much ground to their opponents just to keep the peace, like every Conservative group on the planet!
Cats have guilt sometimes, but not for stupid stuff like getting on the table. Had a cat have a panic attack and bite me and come back when he calmed down and apologize.
I feel like the discussion underplays that Dogs love families and family values. Taking care of them is more involved than taking care of cats, encouraging humans to take responsibility for them and including them in a hierarchical relationship. In addition, the larger ones are frequently employed to safeguard property rights, which does not make them left wing in my book.
That's kinda what I was thinking, plus dogs earn their way into society, whether it's domestic dogs with their family, or wild canines. Cats just demand free stuff and protest when they don't get it.
Since wild dogs and the dog-ancestor species the wolf are collectivised into packs - and cats are solitary and selfish - I'd argue dogs are more left-wing than individualistic cats.
@@PaIaeoCIive1684 everyone is collective to some extent, left wing collectivism means you're obligated to "help" others, right wing collectivism is a voluntary community where everyone is expected to provide something.
@@markzuckergecko621 You mean the old Marxist 'from each according to his ability, to each according to his need'. Glad you questioned the 'help' aspect of Communal leftism as this form of regime tends to be catastrophic to the most vulnerable. This is a silly video, but fun.
@@PaIaeoCIive1684 if a member of a wolf pack isn't pulling their weight, or is presenting a threat outside of the usual threat to the alpha, they're abandoned at best. Killed at worst.
@@fredjones554My cat didn't have a bell but same. She used to tear birds apart in her younger years and was still catching mice shortly before she died.
@@fredjones554 My cat started out as a house cat, then we got a house with a garden, and let her outside, and jeeeesus, the amount of bird poop when she brought home swallows to play with. lol Now she's indoors only again, cuz we moved. And she ain't the slightest bit satisfied with that. If the litterbox isn't emptied every day, she'll take her business into sheets or clothes instead. lol
Hugo's segments were some of my favourites and I was sad when he disappeared. It might have been mentioned why, in the full version of the podcast, but I must have missed it. I just searched "lotus eaters podcast Hugo" in google images and there were 2 photos of him, but one version of him looks like he could be the child of the other, weird!
@@crimsonking440 I've never had an issue with a dog. I'm aware of dog bahavior. In general, dogs are more willing to accept parts and love from anyone. Let's not pretend every dog had that much sense of discipline.
As a realtor, It's not even comparable that potential damage a dog can do compared to the potential damage a cat can do. Feline urine is more destructive then napalm.
Can agree. You can never get the smell out and its outright corrosive. A dog will tear out the carpet and gnaw the trim, but those are relatively easy fixes in comparison.
@@evenmoremax2540 Any animal untrained will pee everywhere. Dog urine is just as corrosive and destructive and just as pungent. Your failure as an owner to train your cat to pee in the box instead of in the living room is not the cat's fault. It's yours.
@@Exile_SkyDog urine isn't even close to as bad as cat urine. It's far more concentrated and contains a substance, which is named for the animal, called felinine. That is why it's sooo horrifically pungent and the smell _never_ goes away. I had an entire apartment of my ex's furniture to throw away as proof of this when one of her males became jealous of me and destroyed 90% of her property before we moved in together. He started doing that in my house too, among other things, and then he went to kitty heaven. The other two were _almost_ never a problem in that regard. Cats pee on things when they're angry, or spray things mark their territory or reproductive mood, or just because they feel like it, regardless of whether or not they are box "trained". I have never seen a cat be "trained" to do anything. They use the box because they want, or they don't. For the most part, a trained dog will only pee in the house out of necessity and I have seen a dog that can't be trained. All of that is to say the Carl is wrong and cats and destructive anarchists.
A neighbor asked me to go with him to make a video after a couple that was renting the place left. The smell was awful yes, but what really weided me was that all the furniture, cushions and some other stuff was covered in these tiny holes caused by the cats clawing at everything to climb to higher places.
My dog can flip either way. He's very keen on the redistribution of wealth when I'm eating. When he's eating he becomes a fervent believer in the right to personal property........
The discussion on cats being obviously far right reminds me of Lovecraft's essay "Cats and Dogs". Here's a small exert from the text: "In its flawless grace and superior self-sufficiency I have seen a symbol of the perfect beauty and bland impersonality of the universe itself, objectively considered; and in its air of silent mystery there resides for me all the wonder and fascination of the unknown. The dog appeals to cheap and facile emotions; the cat to the deepest founts of imagination and cosmic perception in the human mind. It is no accident that the contemplative Egyptians, together with such later poetic spirits as Poe, Gautier, Baudelaire, and Swinburne, were all sincere worshippers of the supple grimalkin." The spooky tentacle man clearly had some strong opinions on the cat question.
I have NEVER seen any cat express any perception at all of the human mind. Most of them can't be trained, at all, for any purpose. Lovecraft was also pretty credibly insane...
That's hilarious. It also reminds me of a quarter horse vs Arabian discussion. Quarter horses are usually compared to dogs because they like placating human dynamics, while Arabians require individualized report.
Community, Order and Hierarchy is right wing... Individualism, Chaos and Equality is left wing. Group oriented society = conservative/right wing, normal, religious, adaptive, heathy and happy society... i.e. Old England of yore. Individual oriented society = liberal/left wing, abnormal, irreligious, maladaptive, unhealthy and unhappy society... i.e. England since the 60s. Rugged individualism is a liberal myth... the palaeolithic tribes that were such a thing, never survived... yet the palaeolithic tribes that did survive were more of what you'd call, rugged communitarians.
I'm a right wing MAGA grandma. My cat is definitely a self sufficient right winger himself. He wears a bell to warn the animals, but all cats figure out how to either get the collar off or silence the bell somehow. Mine silence the bell. 😂But he's never out of hands reach and always involved by supervising and making sure we are working up to standard. With good diet and grooming, no hairball vomit. Cats are awesome.
All the cats my family has had didn't tear off their bells. They learned to be sneakier, maneuvering in ways as to not ring the bell. They also only ever rang the bells on purpose when they want attention.
i think dogs understand the benefits of capitalism, they know about payment for tasks, they understand team work, try getting a cat to bring the cows in for milking. cats if anything are still at hunter gatherer stage.
@@Shockguey Yeah but that's just their natural instinct. Dogs, like people, can go beyond their base instincts and follow instruction, even defer gratification.
@@Shockguey You can train dogs to not kill your chickens, because it understands if it obeys it gets food and praise in the long run that outweighs how badly it wants to kill a chicken. Is that not deferred gratification? It's taught by humans yes, but it demonstrates that dogs have a limited capacity to imagine the future. Literally impossible to train a cat not to kill though.
I once listened to my cat start eating the poor rabbit. I had to sleep in another room to not listen to her crunch its bones. The next morning I found only tufts of fur in my bedroom.
I had a cat that would follow me into the woods a lot. One time we stumbled upon a nest of baby rabbits - he plucked one out, practically skipping back to the house. I came back in to find him eating its torso, looking up to me with a bloody face all happy and smiling. It was very cute.
My cat hunts snakes. He was born inside and has lived inside since then. But the first time I took him out to play on the backyard I saw him pounce on some long grass, then he started digging. A moment later he came up with a garter snake in his mouth which he promptly bit in half. He's done this multiple times since then. RUGGED INDIVIDUALIST YES
Some cats are like Feline Sovereign Citizens. They're fiercely protective of their own private property, they go where they please and if you try to accost them, they will resist until you let them go. I'm sure if cats had opposable thumbs they'd be filming the whole interaction and posting it on UA-cam too.
Dogs are traditionalist conservatives (high Tory’s) cats are libertarians. One had loyalty to the group and family , the other will attack you randomly, leave for days and only come back for food and as Carl says doesn’t even like their owners.
I always wanted a dog but circumstances being what they are I worked too long and came home too tired to be able to take care of one. So now I have a cat. His name is Albert Whisker.
Domestic animals are sort of outside of nature though, more than half of dog breeds couldn't survive for a month in the wild. English bulldogs wouldn't even make it a week.
@@markzuckergecko621 meh. They still retain their instincts. That's why have to neuter them or else they'd overpopulate. They're STILL beasts, they bite owners, eat their corpses and get happy, angry and sad too. They're just more relaxed than the everyday wolves, cats, and other hardy mofos. Tbh, "dog" types have it rough sort of everywhere they're at naturally. Only wolves manage to eke out an "alpha" status. And even then, it's in an environment they're PERFECTLY suited to. Yeah, weird breeds are boned, but they're like the aristocrats who bred them. No rich silver spoon baby could survive a night in my skin or probably yours or any other non nepotism offspring's.
@@stillcantbesilencedevennow survival instincts breed out pretty quickly though. There's been studies on wild canines and domestic dogs, where they left some food that was just out of their reach. The wolves would persistently try to get it until their paws bleed, the dogs would try to get it for a few minutes and then just sit down looking cute and crying, waiting for a human to help them.
As someone heavily into the dating market in the USA, women ALWAYS have dogs, and it's always something like a great dane or a pitbull. My theory is that modern women hate communication and just want a large animal who will listen and obey, so they go with dogs. The only cat people I've ever known have been men, and they spend a lot of time learning about cats and developing a shared language with them. Don't think modern women have the heart for that.
It's not that cats are libertarian, it's that they just don't give a toss. Both can be loyal but a loyal dog is more loyal than a loyal cat. If I have to call my dog, he's right there. If I call my cat, it's hit and miss (unless food is involved).
I had a cat with a white face and an interesting black moustache like marking called Kitler. I strongly disagreed with his politics. My cats now have formed an organisation called Meowkieda. To balance this out I bought two dogs. One a pagan Wolfhound the other a Christian sheepdog, the Good Shepard and the Bad Shepard.... I still however stand un apposed as supreme benine Dictator. For now....
That happens when you let your dog think they're in charge and thus have a leader's right to first dibs, if you assurt yourself as the leader they'll let you have your food in peace.
Absolutely. The ants, termites and others literally have a collectivised hive-mind organisation. The Communists could only dream of achieving this level of mass mind control and removal of individuality.
I absolutely love it when well informed, intelligent people bring their intellects to bare on completely frivolous things, and that's pretty much the entire concept of lads hour.
It's one of my favorite parts of the show, really - it's sort of like "Happy Hour" where they all let their hair down after a week of serious work, and it's glorious. I started out doing my best to take the topic seriously, but just let it go for the wonderful nonsense it really is, and with that I couldn't stop laughing through the discussion.
One has been a symbol of loyalty to man for millennia and will safeguard homes from undesirables, while the other is out to destroy all your property- especially anything fragile or valuable.
No way, my dogs go crazy whenever someone is on our property. They know it’s their house and only the pack leaders can invite in them in. Cats however, don’t care if someone is in their house. As long as they get food they could care less. Also, cats hate authority and rules. They do whatever they want. They climb whenever they want. They destroy whatever they want. I’ve had both cats and dogs do bad things and they cats show no remorse. Dogs however, know when they’ve messed up and are extremely remorseful.
Cats not only hate rules, they love breaking them. Nothing my cat loves doing more than trying to jump up on places she knows she isn't allowed like the kitchen counter. Compared to my dog who would rather die than do something he's not supposed to, at least not in my presence. And they act guilty if they get caught. Cats do not give a single shit.
@@Shockguey don't get a dog if you can't figure out how to take it for a walk my man, dogs only shit indoors for two reasons.. One, if they have no choice, and two, if you don't raise them right (Exactly like children). And if you're an asshole who don't want your dog to have a good time, you can teach the dog not to dig in your yard as well. But try teaching your cat not to kill your flowers by digging and pissing in there, you won't have an ounce of success.
@@AcolyteofRlyeh You focused on 1 thing of many and fact is you don't have to train cats to shit outside. They do it on their own unless you force them to stay inside. You have to actively train a dog not to do various things that it naturally does. Also you're seriously going to use the definition of insanity to defend the fact you didn't just move the flowers?
I like dogs, but their neediness means between the two, cats are more my vibe. It's fundamentally based for two expressly independent creatures to come to a mutually respectful agreement. Dogs are like Leftist protesters who just cry and beg for what they want and try and lower your guard with pity before they start destroying and eating all your stuff then look at you like you're the one to blame. And in a way, you are.
Cats are inherently more honest then dogs, a cat does not care if you are the person feeding them after all that is merely you feeding them. They will like you simply because they have chosen to like you. While a dog will be the best friend of whoever feeds or even pays attention to them.
I got mousers. Not their fault if they aren't given a job. And dogs sleep all day if they aren't given a job either. Or with many people, they let their dogs become terribly obnoxious and destructive. A lazy cat at least keeps to itself, comparatively. Or in other words, dogs have higher pros and cons pending the competence of their "leader", and cats are more minimal.
We had a little house in the garden for our cat and it was full with skull and bones of little animals. cat turf wars are heard in the night, sometimes in broad daylight
@@AcolyteofRlyeh I've already got two mate, and you are right they are seriously needy 🤣 but they are my flesh and blood and will continue my legacy, where as a dog won't even out live me, I can't get my head around rasing the offspring of another species.
@@Prez-B That's quite alright. You don't have to raise dogs, I'm not trying to convince you. lmao. But my dogs are the best, true tho, I've outlived them, but there's nothing like the joy of a dog when you get home. The happiness they show is worth all the time and money to me. Not to mention hunting with a dog by your side, that's some of the best.😂
@AcolyteofRlyeh yeah, working dogs are awesome, I love lurchers, bloodhounds, and any type of gun dog, I just don't really understand the concept as keeping another animal as a pet, I mean each to thier own, but when I hear people refer to their dogs as their furr babies it really creeps me out 🤣
@@Prez-B I've always had labradors, cuz I grew up hunting with my dad and grandad, mostly bird hunting, so retrievers where the best for the job. And they're very easy to train, cuz they live for food. lmao. While I definitely call my dogs family, the furbaby part is just cringe. Always done by people who don't train their rats. (Chihuahuas or other useless breeds. Yeah, I hate them. lmao.)
I prefer cats over dogs. Not really cause of the animals themselves, but because of the owners. So many people just want a dog to cuddle with them but they don't invest time into actually teaching a dog how to behave. Not to mention the people who don't pick up after their dogs...
My landlord has a sign up that reads "Camera sees you, pick up your dog's shit! Thank you." because one of the neighborhood brat dogs is basically allowed to run around with no leash and do whatever it wants.
Lovecraft said it best: “Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and stumbles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement. And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because someone else wants something, so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice."
What video game genres are right wing/left wing? -Strategy is Left Wing: you command collectivist units rather than individuals, there usually aren't very many exceptional heroes or villains, and at the end of the day, you boss people around and don't actually have to shed any blood yourself. -Survival Horror is right wing: it's you against the world and the powers that be are out to get you; you gobble up all the resources you come across (never mind whatever poor sap might come after you), and even though you have to rely on yourself, you'll eventually build yourself and your resources into the last thing someone would want to mess with.
Resident Evil is right wing. Rugged individuals. Pro firearms. Anti corporate-government collusion. Halo is right wing. Final Fantasy is right wing. It teaches traditional archetypical stories. Etc. Etc.
I like both, but I prefer cats. They take care of themselves for the most part, They're not as needy, and they leave you alone. Dogs (especially small dogs) are annoying, I can't stand small dogs, and they are definitely left wing! I'll say this small dogs are far left, big dogs are moderate left, house cats are moderate right, and big cats are far right.
Gunpla/plamo is right wing, as it is more individualistic, and 40k/miniwargaming is left wing as it revolves around community and where most games revolve around the definition of words and rules layering lol (i do both, must be a centrist lol)
My mates found a kitten up a mountain years ago and took it home as a pet. This cat grew up to be one hench cat. It was built like a staffie of the cat world, solid muscle. It brought home many things even a huge parrot, once (this was in the UK). That cat was right wing.
here is what my dad told me why my dad prefer dog not cat: “Dog can be easily tame and taught. You can make it do whatever you want. Sit, shakehand, pet. With cats, no matter how much you taught them, they will always stole fish from you, or go anywhere, or do whatever whether you like it or not. Hence they are more independent than dogs. Think of it like this: Dog: “I do what younwant Master, here please pet me, i sit for you. Here is my paw” Cat: “Whatever dude, brush my hair.
The irony of the lefty cat lady is that the cat as a natural right winger enjoys asserting its authority, while the lefty woman embraces her submission.
I suppose it's a win-win.
I fucking love this comment haha
Cats don't assert authority, they inject chaos. Anarchy is left-wing.
Dog's assert authority over what is theirs, which is based.
the new craze of having some random rescue dog from overseas is proving to much for the cat women lots of very dominant dogs being returned to shelter s
I am right wing cat lady. If don't like cats you need to get yourself a good cat.
Hahahaha brilliant best wishes
Dankula’s pug begs to differ.
Isn't his other pug a BLM Antifascist?
He would raise a paw in objection.
Dankula's pug: Nein Nein Nein!!!
Er..... doing the *National Socialist* salute would mean that the pug is perfectly inline with the above thesis.
Stop perpetuating that 8 decade old, Commie lie.
Nazism is left wing.
All animals are rightwing, because reality has a rightwinger bias and a "leftist" animal is long, long extinct.
- Cats are libertarian right with a strong sense of individuality and refuse to bow to any "Tyrant" (You, their loving owner that is probably the only reason they're not roadkill)
- Dogs are authoritarian right with a strong sense of hierarchy and loyalty to the their "leader" and their "homeland" (You, your house and yard)
I would say insects are left wing
Dogs believe in strong borders and homeland security!
Reality is right wing. The immaterial plane is left wing.
Immaterial plane is the enemy of man. Report any dealings of immaterium.
@varalderfreyr8438 he is referring to Chaos from 40k as left wing. He should have used Immaterium instead of immaterial plane to be clearer tho.
"rightwing is correctwing ;)" - austrian painter
@@robertmiles1603 Austrian painter was leftwing. The leftists will deny because they don't want you to know the truth, that and they're at odds with reality.
If someone calls my dog a communist, we're gonna have issues.
Lmaooo 😂😂❤
Ur dug's a commie m8
Your dog is a Communist
Well yeah, communists never like to be called out, they always throw a fit, so it seems the collar fits.
_our snacks_
Dogs: Must share with pack
Cats: I caught it, it's mine
Rats: You grew it, it's mine
Great analogy, so the capitalist is a big, fat rat.
@@curaretv7791 No. The _communist_ is the rat (it's literally in the definition).
The capitalist is the cat.
Cats share their kills with you if they like you
Not gonna lie, i think my cat was left wing, he went from door to door begging neighbors for food 🤔
Exactly, cats travel around so they believe in open borders, and they often sit around and do nothing.
Meanwhile dogs don't like things changing too drastically, and they always follow and engage with the family group
Would not say charity is left wing but ok.
Yes it is.@@MrFallenone
@@MrFallenonethe scrounging is the lefty part...the charity could be either, depending on how it's given
He's a traveling salesman, trading cuddles for treats. All perfectly legit.
My cats are definitely right wing. That's why they hang with me dominating everything.
That sounds left, not right. They're with you purely for power's sake. Very left.
@@WinterascentNa they right as fuck the cats dominate him to.
@@Winterascent cants dont seek power, they just sit there until you grant it to them. theres a reason people describing organizing right wing types as "herding cats".
@@Trump2024asw
- don't pay rent
- never do any work
- only happy to see you if you bring food
- only play with you if they feel like it, once they're tired of you they get angry
- lay around grooming themselves most of the day
- "but you still love me because i'm cute", is the only thing they contribute
no, cats are left wing
@@Winterascentcats are super capitalists, they trade petting time for food and go on strikes if they feel unrewarded.
Cat's are autistic whereas dogs have Downs Syndrome
You win!
haha, i recognize this one! was it shane gillis who made the joke?
Dogs unironically have Williams Syndrome. That's literally the biggest difference between dogs and wild wolves.
@@Planeet-Longis Williams also known as Pixie syndrome?
As someone who is on the Spectrum I can Agree with this. As they are my sprint animal lol
Cats are definitly based. Miss my boy, knew that cat for 18 years damn it. He was a good friend and he was absolutely based
One of my cats changed her sleeping habits to sleep right by my newly broken arm any time I was lying down. Her usual spot is on the other side and only sometimes. But for the months it took to heal she was right there. Once the doctor pronounced it perfectly healed she went right back to her original habits.
Dogs are auth right.
Cats are lib right.
I have one cat that’s right wing and one cat that’s left wing… One’s very wise, the other is a complete space cadet.
If cats are right wing for being territorial then chihuahuas have to be not just right wing but far right. I've known chihuahua owners before and those dogs will not shut up if someone invades their space. In fact according to my grandma (one of the owners I've known) hers literally hated black people and would nip at their ankles when they came to her house. She had always shew her dog off them every time she had a black visitor.
They also can't leave the house cause large birds like eagles can kill and eat them, so chihuahuas are just the chuds of the animal kingdom.
I used to own two chihuahuas, one of them a hybrid. Gentle as they were, I can confirm they're right-wing.
No that just sounds like Libertarian.
Chihuahuas were a mistake being bred
They also have a person kinda like a cat. That person is their person and only that person can pet them and pick them up.
It is their safe space not their territory 😀
Carl: Dogs are left wing.
K-9 units in both the police and military: Are we a joke to you?
Are you saying the modern police and military aren't left wing?
@@Loathsome_Lynx After the insistance of the left to defund both institutions yes I am sure they aren't left wing.
The politician that control them on the other hand...
Edit: meant defund not refund... Bloody autocorrect.
Have you ever met a cop or a military veteran? They are definitely right wing.
@@Loathsome_Lynx in current year? yes you are correct, but i feel it's more a reflex that the government is communist than the institutions themselves.
@@jordanwhite8718 Not all of the current ones. Not by a long shot. Cops or Vets.
Cats sleep 16 hours a day, on your bed. Kinda sound lefty to me.
That's called conquest. xD
When you have enslaved a being 5 times your size and coerced it into feeding you, petting you, and buying you toys, you rest upon your throne
It's called smart. Why waste energy.
They also travel to different homes, so they believe in open borders
@the98themperoroftheholybri33 my mom had a barn cat named Leo. He disappeared one night, after a week we figured he was eaten by coyotes. 2 full years later he came back. Looked a little fat.
I have had cats for most of my life. They are based and 100% Voluntaryian.
Dogs either follow a leader obediently or aspire to be one.
Exactly.
I'm right-wing, but own three dogs. Looks like I'm centrist now.
They would say that guilt by association makes your dogs right-wing too. Never the other way around, of course.
Leftists are more psychotic and mentally unhinged than conservatives. Leftists are more likely to abuse animals.
i started to worry when the big dog came in with jack boots on
The dogs are just your useful idiots
But do you own a doghouse?
I have nine cats, and they are all capitalists.
They’re both rw, cats are aristocrats and gunslingers, dogs are loyal knights and soldiers
Cats are antifa tho.
😮
Yes!!
Dogs are tribal, not communal, observe hierarchy, and love when they are given tasks, or work.
Cats are lazy, prefer to lounge, and are filled with malice towards all life and entitlement towards where they sleep, your food, etc.
I concur. Cats think you're their slave, while dogs are part of the family.
You must've not owned a cat that respected you.
Cats will pick 1 or 2 people (or other cats) to bond with, in which they become as loyal, protective, obedient, and loving as a dog. That same cat will then pretty much ignore and/or tolerate everyone else on earth.
@@jaernihiltheus7817 I call bullshit on the "obedient as a dog" part. My cats respect me, they come sit in my lap all the time. But will they listen when I tell them not to go on the table? No way... They'll look me straight in the eyes, and do it anyway, until I throw them off.
@@AcolyteofRlyeh idk, must be a skill issue.
My cat will wait til he thinks I'm not looking before trying it. Especially if i give a stern "no" and look him in the eyes.
Same goes for when he tries to steal my food. He'll sit there and lick his lips, waiting for me to leave the room before trying it.
@@jaernihiltheus7817
"My cat will wait til he thinks I'm not looking before trying it. Especially if i give a stern "no" and look him in the eyes."
So, basically. You agree with me, you just don't like that I say it. lulz. My dogs would never do it at all.
"Same goes for when he tries to steal my food. He'll sit there and lick his lips, waiting for me to leave the room before trying it."
So he will steal it either way. All you're really saying, is that he knows you'll do something about it if he does it infront of you, while you won't do anything if you're not there to stop him.
im Right wing and own a cat, so it must be fact, time to base my life around this. Protest and scream in public.
You put a bell on a cat to stop it from successfully hunting?
The cat just goes "ah yeah? bet. Challenge accepted"
I take the bell off of the cat. Cats are prey animals just as much as they are predators. Putting a bell on them is advertising their position, and I CANT do that to my kitty.
I had multiple cats like that. They could still successfully hunt with the damn bell on.
Laconic is just clasical shitposting , the spartans could meme. Therefore, they can't be leftist
Good point. A paucity of words automatically means you're not a lefty.
@christopherkelley1664 i wouldn't use paucity of words for laconic, is not an insufficient amount, is precisely the right amount
To quote Counting Crows, "Everybody wants to be cats". Which animal will protect the status quo? What animal thinks of it's family before it's self? What animal is grateful for what it gets and is never ENTITLED? Dogs are CLEARLY CONSERVATIVES! A cat will bite you, draw blood, and then walk back 10 seconds later like it didn't just BETRAY your trust. Cats have no guilt. And dogs will concede FAR too much ground to their opponents just to keep the peace, like every Conservative group on the planet!
Cats have guilt sometimes, but not for stupid stuff like getting on the table. Had a cat have a panic attack and bite me and come back when he calmed down and apologize.
Dogs definitely believe in property rights. Their food bowl, their bed, and everything in the neighborhood they’ve ever peed on.
I feel like the discussion underplays that Dogs love families and family values. Taking care of them is more involved than taking care of cats, encouraging humans to take responsibility for them and including them in a hierarchical relationship. In addition, the larger ones are frequently employed to safeguard property rights, which does not make them left wing in my book.
That's kinda what I was thinking, plus dogs earn their way into society, whether it's domestic dogs with their family, or wild canines. Cats just demand free stuff and protest when they don't get it.
Since wild dogs and the dog-ancestor species the wolf are collectivised into packs - and cats are solitary and selfish - I'd argue dogs are more left-wing than individualistic cats.
@@PaIaeoCIive1684 everyone is collective to some extent, left wing collectivism means you're obligated to "help" others, right wing collectivism is a voluntary community where everyone is expected to provide something.
@@markzuckergecko621 You mean the old Marxist 'from each according to his ability, to each according to his need'. Glad you questioned the 'help' aspect of Communal leftism as this form of regime tends to be catastrophic to the most vulnerable. This is a silly video, but fun.
@@PaIaeoCIive1684 if a member of a wolf pack isn't pulling their weight, or is presenting a threat outside of the usual threat to the alpha, they're abandoned at best. Killed at worst.
Cats are based.
The bell makes cats better killers. They become even more stealthy and patient.
Yeah, the bell works for shit. They quickly learn not to make it ring when they sneak around.
@@AcolyteofRlyeh my cat was a stone cold killer, and I loved her
@@fredjones554My cat didn't have a bell but same. She used to tear birds apart in her younger years and was still catching mice shortly before she died.
@@fredjones554 My cat started out as a house cat, then we got a house with a garden, and let her outside, and jeeeesus, the amount of bird poop when she brought home swallows to play with. lol Now she's indoors only again, cuz we moved. And she ain't the slightest bit satisfied with that. If the litterbox isn't emptied every day, she'll take her business into sheets or clothes instead. lol
Learn, adapt, overcome
“Property rights for me. Conquest for thee.”
~ cats.
I member Hugo, and miss him a little, I hope he's doing alright.
Hugo's segments were some of my favourites and I was sad when he disappeared. It might have been mentioned why, in the full version of the podcast, but I must have missed it. I just searched "lotus eaters podcast Hugo" in google images and there were 2 photos of him, but one version of him looks like he could be the child of the other, weird!
You have to earn the love and respect of a cat, and they are very picky of wbo theg prefer. Dogs are indicriminate. They love anyone who loves them.
Exactly. Most of the comments seem to miss this regarding cats.
Try going up to a random dog and loving it, see how that goes.
@@crimsonking440 I've never had an issue with a dog. I'm aware of dog bahavior. In general, dogs are more willing to accept parts and love from anyone. Let's not pretend every dog had that much sense of discipline.
As a realtor, It's not even comparable that potential damage a dog can do compared to the potential damage a cat can do. Feline urine is more destructive then napalm.
Can agree. You can never get the smell out and its outright corrosive.
A dog will tear out the carpet and gnaw the trim, but those are relatively easy fixes in comparison.
@@evenmoremax2540 Any animal untrained will pee everywhere. Dog urine is just as corrosive and destructive and just as pungent. Your failure as an owner to train your cat to pee in the box instead of in the living room is not the cat's fault. It's yours.
@@Exile_SkyDog urine isn't even close to as bad as cat urine. It's far more concentrated and contains a substance, which is named for the animal, called felinine. That is why it's sooo horrifically pungent and the smell _never_ goes away.
I had an entire apartment of my ex's furniture to throw away as proof of this when one of her males became jealous of me and destroyed 90% of her property before we moved in together. He started doing that in my house too, among other things, and then he went to kitty heaven. The other two were _almost_ never a problem in that regard.
Cats pee on things when they're angry, or spray things mark their territory or reproductive mood, or just because they feel like it, regardless of whether or not they are box "trained". I have never seen a cat be "trained" to do anything. They use the box because they want, or they don't. For the most part, a trained dog will only pee in the house out of necessity and I have seen a dog that can't be trained.
All of that is to say the Carl is wrong and cats and destructive anarchists.
A neighbor asked me to go with him to make a video after a couple that was renting the place left. The smell was awful yes, but what really weided me was that all the furniture, cushions and some other stuff was covered in these tiny holes caused by the cats clawing at everything to climb to higher places.
My cat is called Boris and he 100% killing machine any army would be proud off
My dog can flip either way.
He's very keen on the redistribution of wealth when I'm eating.
When he's eating he becomes a fervent believer in the right to personal property........
The discussion on cats being obviously far right reminds me of Lovecraft's essay "Cats and Dogs".
Here's a small exert from the text:
"In its flawless grace and superior self-sufficiency I have seen a symbol of the perfect beauty and bland impersonality of the universe itself, objectively considered; and in its air of silent mystery there resides for me all the wonder and fascination of the unknown. The dog appeals to cheap and facile emotions; the cat to the deepest founts of imagination and cosmic perception in the human mind. It is no accident that the contemplative Egyptians, together with such later poetic spirits as Poe, Gautier, Baudelaire, and Swinburne, were all sincere worshippers of the supple grimalkin."
The spooky tentacle man clearly had some strong opinions on the cat question.
I have NEVER seen any cat express any perception at all of the human mind. Most of them can't be trained, at all, for any purpose.
Lovecraft was also pretty credibly insane...
@@evenmoremax2540yes but brilliant
That's hilarious. It also reminds me of a quarter horse vs Arabian discussion. Quarter horses are usually compared to dogs because they like placating human dynamics, while Arabians require individualized report.
I love me some Lovecraft, but he sure was wrong about this.
@@evenmoremax2540Trained for what? Why would they let you brainwash them? They know how to live the way they want.
You can herd dogs, but not cats.
Farmer's use dogs for the herds..
and cats to catch the rats...
they have different functions...
A cat is like someone who's always high, and a dog is like someone who's always drunk.
Community, Order and Hierarchy is right wing... Individualism, Chaos and Equality is left wing.
Group oriented society = conservative/right wing, normal, religious, adaptive, heathy and happy society...
i.e. Old England of yore.
Individual oriented society = liberal/left wing, abnormal, irreligious, maladaptive, unhealthy and unhappy society...
i.e. England since the 60s.
Rugged individualism is a liberal myth... the palaeolithic tribes that were such a thing, never survived... yet the palaeolithic tribes that did survive were more of what you'd call, rugged communitarians.
Individualism is not left wing in the slightest. They all free think in exactly the same manner and purge anyone who differs
I'm a right wing MAGA grandma. My cat is definitely a self sufficient right winger himself. He wears a bell to warn the animals, but all cats figure out how to either get the collar off or silence the bell somehow. Mine silence the bell. 😂But he's never out of hands reach and always involved by supervising and making sure we are working up to standard. With good diet and grooming, no hairball vomit. Cats are awesome.
He's supervising to make sure his slave does his job right. lmao
All the cats my family has had didn't tear off their bells. They learned to be sneakier, maneuvering in ways as to not ring the bell.
They also only ever rang the bells on purpose when they want attention.
i think dogs understand the benefits of capitalism, they know about payment for tasks, they understand team work, try getting a cat to bring the cows in for milking. cats if anything are still at hunter gatherer stage.
Dude don't discount cats killing mice on a farm. They pull their own weight.
@@Shockguey Yeah but that's just their natural instinct. Dogs, like people, can go beyond their base instincts and follow instruction, even defer gratification.
@@barahng Nope. This is just like Koko the gorilla, you're seeing something that is just advanced pack instincts.
@@Shockguey You can train dogs to not kill your chickens, because it understands if it obeys it gets food and praise in the long run that outweighs how badly it wants to kill a chicken. Is that not deferred gratification? It's taught by humans yes, but it demonstrates that dogs have a limited capacity to imagine the future. Literally impossible to train a cat not to kill though.
@@barahng No that's pavlovian conditioning.
I once listened to my cat start eating the poor rabbit. I had to sleep in another room to not listen to her crunch its bones. The next morning I found only tufts of fur in my bedroom.
Well it was a Communist.
I had a cat that would follow me into the woods a lot. One time we stumbled upon a nest of baby rabbits - he plucked one out, practically skipping back to the house. I came back in to find him eating its torso, looking up to me with a bloody face all happy and smiling.
It was very cute.
All 4 of my cats are right wing.
In fact, one of them is concerningly right wing.
Dogs are great but cats, humanity barely deserves cats. Cats have been persecuted too long and no one can tell me they aren't faithful companions!
Cats barely deserve humanity
If you live with a cat, you're a guest in their home 😂
Cats are the best. If you love them, they'll love you back. They won't put up with being treated badly though, unlike dogs.
@nmpolo i bet you have both your hands. Never had a dog bite one off, have you?
@@free_live_free-511Cat's have the ability to render you dickless....
My cat hunts snakes. He was born inside and has lived inside since then. But the first time I took him out to play on the backyard I saw him pounce on some long grass, then he started digging. A moment later he came up with a garter snake in his mouth which he promptly bit in half. He's done this multiple times since then. RUGGED INDIVIDUALIST YES
Some cats are like Feline Sovereign Citizens. They're fiercely protective of their own private property, they go where they please and if you try to accost them, they will resist until you let them go. I'm sure if cats had opposable thumbs they'd be filming the whole interaction and posting it on UA-cam too.
DOGS ARE THE MOST RIGHT WING ANIMALS , loyalty honor companionship adorableness
The obedience and submission aspect... If they're right-wing, they're right-wing Christian.
Your snacks are our snacks.. but my bone is mine..
Especially German shepherds.
Tell that to the thousands of kids mauled to death by these things 💀
Dogs are traditionalist conservatives (high Tory’s) cats are libertarians. One had loyalty to the group and family , the other will attack you randomly, leave for days and only come back for food and as Carl says doesn’t even like their owners.
My cats are definitely Furrhers.
Leaders of the Catstapo.
A tiny Perrmacht.
Not Miaowists?
@@PaIaeoCIive1684 Yours was the best.
@@dannyarcher6370 Appreciated, mate. The 'Purrmacht' above made me giggle though.
I always wanted a dog but circumstances being what they are I worked too long and came home too tired to be able to take care of one.
So now I have a cat. His name is Albert Whisker.
Complete global saturation
"Seven Minutes, Seven Minutes Is All I Can Spare To Play With You"
"The Weak Exist To Serve The Strong"
"I Am A God, And Even Kings Bow To Gods"
All animals are right wing AF. Nature is WILD broh.
Domestic animals are sort of outside of nature though, more than half of dog breeds couldn't survive for a month in the wild. English bulldogs wouldn't even make it a week.
@@markzuckergecko621 meh. They still retain their instincts. That's why have to neuter them or else they'd overpopulate. They're STILL beasts, they bite owners, eat their corpses and get happy, angry and sad too. They're just more relaxed than the everyday wolves, cats, and other hardy mofos. Tbh, "dog" types have it rough sort of everywhere they're at naturally. Only wolves manage to eke out an "alpha" status. And even then, it's in an environment they're PERFECTLY suited to. Yeah, weird breeds are boned, but they're like the aristocrats who bred them. No rich silver spoon baby could survive a night in my skin or probably yours or any other non nepotism offspring's.
@@markzuckergecko621 i.e ants. Ants are right AF. Like TOO FAR right. 😂
@@stillcantbesilencedevennow survival instincts breed out pretty quickly though. There's been studies on wild canines and domestic dogs, where they left some food that was just out of their reach. The wolves would persistently try to get it until their paws bleed, the dogs would try to get it for a few minutes and then just sit down looking cute and crying, waiting for a human to help them.
Insects are very left wing. The good of the many outweighs the good of the few.
Our Cats always left a fresh mouse on the doorstep every morning. I took it as them paying rent
I remember Hugo and I wondered what happened to him I hope everything has ended up well for him wherever he has ended up
Cats are Right - Libertarian like me. No wonder that I get along with them.
cat, wine, an empty bed and dinner for one
*- The future of a middle aged feminist*
Nah, the cat is living the life of a wealthy industrial magnate.
@@christopherkelley1664 So, a communist who stole what they own with the help of you(the government)? bwahahhaha
Ngl, that sounds pretty damn good
As someone heavily into the dating market in the USA, women ALWAYS have dogs, and it's always something like a great dane or a pitbull. My theory is that modern women hate communication and just want a large animal who will listen and obey, so they go with dogs. The only cat people I've ever known have been men, and they spend a lot of time learning about cats and developing a shared language with them. Don't think modern women have the heart for that.
5:07 "They're basically ANCAPS."
Or ANCATS...
8:37 "It'll be a different lads hour." F×ck. Carl's got *opinions* on Italian desserts...
It's not that cats are libertarian, it's that they just don't give a toss.
Both can be loyal but a loyal dog is more loyal than a loyal cat.
If I have to call my dog, he's right there. If I call my cat, it's hit and miss (unless food is involved).
I had a cat with a white face and an interesting black moustache like marking called Kitler. I strongly disagreed with his politics. My cats now have formed an organisation called Meowkieda. To balance this out I bought two dogs. One a pagan Wolfhound the other a Christian sheepdog, the Good Shepard and the Bad Shepard.... I still however stand un apposed as supreme benine Dictator. For now....
Defund the government, stop paying tax
Thanks Lotus Eaters!!
Dog logic: my food is mine alone, but your food is OUR food, comrade.
That happens when you let your dog think they're in charge and thus have a leader's right to first dibs, if you assurt yourself as the leader they'll let you have your food in peace.
IDK about other people's dogs but mine definitely believe in property rights, they know what is theirs and they will fight you for it.
Ancaps did you mean... Ancats?
No animals are left wing, some eusocial insects though...
Leftism can only exist if there are enough resources and luxury created by regular people.
Absolutely. The ants, termites and others literally have a collectivised hive-mind organisation. The Communists could only dream of achieving this level of mass mind control and removal of individuality.
*_George Galloway is a 'slime ball' cat - Ask Rula Lenska ..._*
Humans domesticated dogs. Cats domesticated humans.
I absolutely love it when well informed, intelligent people bring their intellects to bare on completely frivolous things, and that's pretty much the entire concept of lads hour.
It's one of my favorite parts of the show, really - it's sort of like "Happy Hour" where they all let their hair down after a week of serious work, and it's glorious. I started out doing my best to take the topic seriously, but just let it go for the wonderful nonsense it really is, and with that I couldn't stop laughing through the discussion.
Nothing frivolous about pet selection. It can ruin marriages.
One has been a symbol of loyalty to man for millennia and will safeguard homes from undesirables, while the other is out to destroy all your property- especially anything fragile or valuable.
No way, my dogs go crazy whenever someone is on our property. They know it’s their house and only the pack leaders can invite in them in. Cats however, don’t care if someone is in their house. As long as they get food they could care less. Also, cats hate authority and rules. They do whatever they want. They climb whenever they want. They destroy whatever they want. I’ve had both cats and dogs do bad things and they cats show no remorse. Dogs however, know when they’ve messed up and are extremely remorseful.
**video of that golden retriever who helped the theif**
Cats not only hate rules, they love breaking them. Nothing my cat loves doing more than trying to jump up on places she knows she isn't allowed like the kitchen counter. Compared to my dog who would rather die than do something he's not supposed to, at least not in my presence. And they act guilty if they get caught. Cats do not give a single shit.
@@barahng So dogs never dig up yards, shit on the carpet, etc?
You're using anecdotal evidence at best.
@@Shockguey don't get a dog if you can't figure out how to take it for a walk my man, dogs only shit indoors for two reasons.. One, if they have no choice, and two, if you don't raise them right (Exactly like children). And if you're an asshole who don't want your dog to have a good time, you can teach the dog not to dig in your yard as well. But try teaching your cat not to kill your flowers by digging and pissing in there, you won't have an ounce of success.
@@AcolyteofRlyeh You focused on 1 thing of many and fact is you don't have to train cats to shit outside. They do it on their own unless you force them to stay inside.
You have to actively train a dog not to do various things that it naturally does.
Also you're seriously going to use the definition of insanity to defend the fact you didn't just move the flowers?
If cats had thumbs, they would rule the world
I like dogs, but their neediness means between the two, cats are more my vibe. It's fundamentally based for two expressly independent creatures to come to a mutually respectful agreement.
Dogs are like Leftist protesters who just cry and beg for what they want and try and lower your guard with pity before they start destroying and eating all your stuff then look at you like you're the one to blame. And in a way, you are.
Cats are inherently more honest then dogs, a cat does not care if you are the person feeding them after all that is merely you feeding them. They will like you simply because they have chosen to like you. While a dog will be the best friend of whoever feeds or even pays attention to them.
Dogs must find a leader or be one, its baked in their soul. Cats affection is totally voluntary, even the fluffiest lapcat thinks its a tiger.
Dogs have jobs, cats sleep all day.
We all know what this means.
Cats like benefits?
I got mousers. Not their fault if they aren't given a job. And dogs sleep all day if they aren't given a job either. Or with many people, they let their dogs become terribly obnoxious and destructive. A lazy cat at least keeps to itself, comparatively. Or in other words, dogs have higher pros and cons pending the competence of their "leader", and cats are more minimal.
Cats conserve energy. It's smart. If they moved, they'd have to spend more time hunting for food.
We had a little house in the garden for our cat and it was full with skull and bones of little animals.
cat turf wars are heard in the night, sometimes in broad daylight
This was so damn funny. More content like this, please.
Great show guys
If dogs are leftist, what about wolves?
Communist
A shame that the Lotus Eaters are living in benighted ignorance of Kipling's definitive take on this matter.
My dogs legit racist 😂
RIP Hugo
Dogs are your bros and friends. cats are like a house plants that meows at you sometimes
My cat pisses in the houseplants.
then you need to house train it better lol@@miffedcuttlefish6139
I've never had a houseplant that issues demands and murders anything it can catch, but yeah, basically the same?
My cat catches these huge things called hummingbird moths and releases them into my bedroom.
@@christopherkelley1664Your cat is probably bringing you that as a gift. It's trying to feed you.
Dogs are needy pets for needy people
If you thikn dogs are needy, don't get children. lmfao
@@AcolyteofRlyeh I've already got two mate, and you are right they are seriously needy 🤣 but they are my flesh and blood and will continue my legacy, where as a dog won't even out live me, I can't get my head around rasing the offspring of another species.
@@Prez-B That's quite alright. You don't have to raise dogs, I'm not trying to convince you. lmao. But my dogs are the best, true tho, I've outlived them, but there's nothing like the joy of a dog when you get home. The happiness they show is worth all the time and money to me. Not to mention hunting with a dog by your side, that's some of the best.😂
@AcolyteofRlyeh yeah, working dogs are awesome, I love lurchers, bloodhounds, and any type of gun dog, I just don't really understand the concept as keeping another animal as a pet, I mean each to thier own, but when I hear people refer to their dogs as their furr babies it really creeps me out 🤣
@@Prez-B I've always had labradors, cuz I grew up hunting with my dad and grandad, mostly bird hunting, so retrievers where the best for the job. And they're very easy to train, cuz they live for food. lmao.
While I definitely call my dogs family, the furbaby part is just cringe. Always done by people who don't train their rats. (Chihuahuas or other useless breeds. Yeah, I hate them. lmao.)
I prefer cats over dogs. Not really cause of the animals themselves, but because of the owners. So many people just want a dog to cuddle with them but they don't invest time into actually teaching a dog how to behave. Not to mention the people who don't pick up after their dogs...
My landlord has a sign up that reads "Camera sees you, pick up your dog's shit! Thank you." because one of the neighborhood brat dogs is basically allowed to run around with no leash and do whatever it wants.
Lovecraft said it best: “Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and stumbles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement.
And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because someone else wants something, so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice."
Lovecraft and cats... where have I heard this before...
...spoken buy a guy who died penniless in a shack in the woods when he was 46.
Quite the superior person, indeed.
@@evenmoremax2540 goo goo ga ga
Great quote. Thanks.
which animal dose work?
Dogs are pack animals - need authoritarian govt.
Cats are visciously independent - like fences
I remember Hugo, briefly.
Poor dogs 😂🤣Cats are for leftie journalists and snp politicians and the Spartans where definitely commies 😂
What video game genres are right wing/left wing?
-Strategy is Left Wing: you command collectivist units rather than individuals, there usually aren't very many exceptional heroes or villains, and at the end of the day, you boss people around and don't actually have to shed any blood yourself.
-Survival Horror is right wing: it's you against the world and the powers that be are out to get you; you gobble up all the resources you come across (never mind whatever poor sap might come after you), and even though you have to rely on yourself, you'll eventually build yourself and your resources into the last thing someone would want to mess with.
Resident Evil is right wing. Rugged individuals. Pro firearms. Anti corporate-government collusion.
Halo is right wing.
Final Fantasy is right wing. It teaches traditional archetypical stories.
Etc. Etc.
@ 12:25 now I'm thinking about The Smiths "Shoplifters of the World Unite"
I like both, but I prefer cats. They take care of themselves for the most part, They're not as needy, and they leave you alone. Dogs (especially small dogs) are annoying, I can't stand small dogs, and they are definitely left wing!
I'll say this small dogs are far left, big dogs are moderate left, house cats are moderate right, and big cats are far right.
RIP Hugo :(
My dogs absolutely understand property rights,
Gunpla/plamo is right wing, as it is more individualistic, and 40k/miniwargaming is left wing as it revolves around community and where most games revolve around the definition of words and rules layering lol (i do both, must be a centrist lol)
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
My mates found a kitten up a mountain years ago and took it home as a pet. This cat grew up to be one hench cat. It was built like a staffie of the cat world, solid muscle. It brought home many things even a huge parrot, once (this was in the UK). That cat was right wing.
here is what my dad told me why my dad prefer dog not cat: “Dog can be easily tame and taught. You can make it do whatever you want. Sit, shakehand, pet. With cats, no matter how much you taught them, they will always stole fish from you, or go anywhere, or do whatever whether you like it or not. Hence they are more independent than dogs. Think of it like this:
Dog: “I do what younwant Master, here please pet me, i sit for you. Here is my paw”
Cat: “Whatever dude, brush my hair.
On one hand, I love pittbulls, but on the other hand I'm fucking Swedish.
You’ve obviously never seen my dog when another dog invades her yard.
She uses words I can’t repeat here.
Good lad Hugo.
Don’t most right wingers own dogs over cats though? Like farmers tend to have livestock dogs, whereas many apartment city dwellers have cats.
Dogs are subservient, as if they've been expertly propagandized. Cats have master morality.
Farmers with grain stores like having cats
you can go to the hot gate and see the tomb of the 300 of sparta
A buddy of mine went there and the Tomb of Agamemnon but he disgraced himself by flashing WuTang Clan hand signs in his photos