The Queen's Falafel | Matty Matheson | Just A Dash | S02 EP 10
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- Опубліковано 16 лют 2021
- SOMETIMES U WIN SOMETIMES U LOSE BUT ON JUST A DASH U ALWAYS WIN!!!! WE'RE GOING VEGAN?!?!?! OLD PITA NEW PITA STRAY PITA IN THE KITCHEN GOTTA FIND IT BEFORE TRISHIE GETS MAD WHAT EVEN IS MICHELLES JOB???? GOT A COUPLA GARLICS FRIED LIL FALAFELS NO CLEAN TOWELS MICHELLES A CHESS CHAMPION WE R INTERPRETING DREAMS!!!! LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE CHECKMATE TROLL ME!!!
Brought to you by: Ontario Creates
RECIPE
GARLIC SAUCE
Ingredients
1/2 cup peeled garlic cloves
1 tsp salt
1/4 cup lemon juice
1 1/2 cup neutral oil, like grape seed or vegetable
Directions
1. Add garlic cloves and salt to the food processor. Pulse until it becomes finely minced.
2. With the food processor running, pour in 1-2 tablespoons of oil, scrape down the sides of the bowl. Repeat until the garlic looks creamy and emulsified
3. While the food processor is still running, pour in a few tablespoons of oil, then alternate to lemon juice until all the ingredients are incorporated
4. Transfer mixture to bowl with no lid and let rest for a few hours or overnight in the refrigerator.
FALAFEL MIXTURE
Ingredients
4 scallions
1/2 cup flat parsley
1/2 cup curly parsley
1/2 cup cilantro
1/2 cup mint leaves
5 garlic cloves
3 tbsp ground cumin
2 tbsp coriander
1 tbsp cayenne
1 tsp salt
1 tsp ground pepper
Zest of 1 lemon
2 cups chickpeas, soaked overnight
Oil for frying
Directions
1. Place all the ingredients, except the frying oil, in a food processor and blend until a smooth even paste forms.
2. Form patties out of the paste, about 2 tablespoons each.
3. Heat oil in a frying pan over medium high. Fry the patties in batches until they’re brown and crisp, about 2 minutes flipping halfway through.
FALAFEL ASSEMBLY
Ingredients
2 cups white cabbage
1 cup cucumber
1 cup tomato
1/2 cup pickled hot peppers
1/2 cup pickled turnip
1/2 cup pickles
1/2 cup finely chopped red onion
1/2 cup curly parsley, chopped
1/2 cup mint, chopped
1/2 cup cilantro, chopped
3-4 tbsp olive oil
Juice of a lemon
salt and pepper
Pitas
Falafel balls
Garlic sauce
Directions
1. Combine cabbage, cucumber, tomato, peppers, turnip, pickles, red onion, parsley, mint, and cilantro in a bowl. Dress with olive oil and lemon juice and stir to combine. Season with salt and pepper.
2. Soften pitas by steaming them. Place a cooling rack over a pot of steaming water. Place the pitas on the rack one at a time. Steam until soft and warm.
3. Smear garlic sauce on steamed pita, then scoop a few spoonfuls of salad on to the pita and top with three or four falafel balls. Roll up pita. Enjoy!
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I forget this is a cooking show until the end when he starts eating.
lol i forget he's a chef constantly and not like a stand up or rockstar
u look good
Hey drop your instagram
Agreed! It looks like,
"Friends since Childhood, Group up on Matty's House & Trolling Each other some Fun"
Look so Friendly/Familiar Show.
Damn, I miss my Friends Now.
Let’s go date!
Matty is a pawn in Michelle’s long game.
That's underselling him. Matty is at least a bishop.
Prawn
@@ThisFinalHandle LMAO
Hahahaha sadly I'm new to matty but we would be friends if he came to Memphis
*Prawn
Jesus, the editor deserves sooo much fucking credit, these are getting funnier every damn time
Totally
I want to see here no less than Vinnie & Brad quality! It is no good way. Maybe Matty will do It is alive and Brad will make Just a Dash?
So good
@ MF Foreskin…. Great name. It’s gold.
@@ArtandFolk thanks lol :)
“No unions, just friendship.”
-Matty Bezos
Why did I read this as no onions? I need to sleep lol. I didn't even misread it my brain saw the word union and was like yep, that's pronounced onion
Matty: Middle Eastern Street Food
Michelle: Queen's Gambit
Is she a 1500 or a 1300?
@@yitz3155 how is she 1300 on 2 days per move but 250 in 10s?
@@fregly2604 That is why I’m asking. I hope Michelle comes clean in the comments... This is some highly suspicious activity.
Do you play Destiny?
Song at the end??
I hope the crew reads this, because I came here to see how Matty makes a falafel. Then along the way I realized I didn't care about the falafel. There was a deeper story. A story that only the editor could tell, and while I don't know if the falafel was good, I know that I went on a journey, and that's the important thing.
I smoke weed too.
@@justanotherhuman6532 I also smoke weed
@@jaylinjones3885 same and so does Michelle
This can’t be weed. 😂
Pretty funny. The only thing - two tbls cayenne? That has to be a HOT falafel!
i demand more Matty, Michelle collabs. She's the Aubrey Plaza of food TV
What a compliment
I thought the same thing on god
How is she the same person tho? It blows my mind every episode 😂😂
Her and Aubrey both have the same personality and a very similar look. It’s cute.
I am sad this series went away. It was nothing short of incredible, goofy, and all around entertaining.
Cooking Somethin' is great, but this series was epic. Please bring it back.
i feel the same way!!!😊
Plot twist: she was actually playing chess with Billy Zane
That guy she tells you not to worry about...
she’s a Zaniac
Do you like garlic, Billy?
Just a dash of me procrastinating ❤️
love your videos bruh
Shouldn’t you be making skyrim content
I have so much to do, but how can I say no to this glorious chef?
I love finding out a favorite content creator is a fan of another favorite content creator
Hey, what are you doing here? Back to Tamriel with you!
Why I love Matty:
"Just a couple garlic cloves" then proceeds to drop in 15 cloves 😂
"that much" - Matty
As a New Orleanian I fully approve this approach to cooking. If it calls for garlic, it calls for a bunch! 😂
20 cloves
Honestly big shout out to the editor of this video. This shit is weird af. By far the most peculiar fucking cooking video I have ever watched.
"No Unions...just friendship". Sounds like an Amazon slogan.
Alternate amazon slogan: "here's your piss jar, now stop coughing and get back to work."
"Also we adjusted the traffic lights to prevent you from talking to organizers. You're welcome."
Unions suck
@@trentbateman not as bad as letting your employer keep their boot on your neck. Choosing which boot is on my neck isnt a choice, its a threat.
I don’t mind private sector unions as much but public sector are terrible for taxpayers
Nothing like another episode of “Matty Rapidly Descends Into Madness”
We're either watching a pure genius or an utter madman, either or, Im in for this ride
His plane has already landed in Crazytown my friend.
@@EzeICEThe next video intro should be be - Buckle up buckaroos!
And he’s dragging Michelle down with him 😝
@@akt3d265 a dash at a time! Muuuuahahahahahahahaaaaaa😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
That trish edit is a masterpiece
It got me really good. 😂
I need that damn song at 15:21... 😭 so hard to find
@@divinelotus19 Jake Field & Randall Breneman - Sweet Fallen Angels
had me on a wtf feeling
PLEASE MAKE A FULL-LENGTH MOVIE STYLE JUST A DASH IT IS WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE
I vote 👍
JUST WATCHED THE SEASON FINALE MUSICAL BONANZA HOLY SHIT AM I A PROPHET FULL LENGTH JUST A DASHHHHHHHHH YEESAASSSHHBBH
Matty reads the comments and liked this idea. He needs to make "Matty's Culinary Quest Across Canada" produced by Michelle.
JUST A DASH OF MIAMI?
"No unions, just friendship"
Time to unionize.
Amazon be like
@@AntHarMas yeah but without the friendship
Tesla too. Hey I know you guys want health benefits... but how about ice cream parties eehhh?
Michelle: 'It's embarrassing'
Matty: 'Have you seen this show?'
GOLD!
After that exchange, I am quite sure Michelle tried to get rid of an infection in her vayaiyai using garlic cloves. I have no proof, but also no doubt whatsoever
I have recently fallen in love with cooking since getting sober (9 months now) and I’ve been working in a bookstore. We had a shipment of 15 of your books and the numbers quickly dwindled luckily I got the second to last copy and have been reading and loving your book. It’s inspired me to explore a lot of foods I normally wouldn’t have ever considered eating, and loving every bit of it. Even branch off and just make something up on my own pretty often, none of it has sucked yet.
Just wanted to say thanks for your book, and all the content you provide. It really keeps me cheery even on a day that sucks for no reason other than me wanting it to suck.
Love you, Matty. Thanks for being an inspiration to me.
Congrats to you for working on your sobriety!
Hell yeah bro! You’re never doing bad when you make a kick ass meal, it makes you proud. I need to more often
I feel that. Matty is my favorite cook because he knows how to talk about things relevant to the newer generations, he's funny, and he's a kickass cook
what a genuinely lovely story about how true friendship survives hardships. and something something falafel.
Why aren’t we talking about Matty taking that cucumber like a champ 😂😂
What about that phallic incense holder?
I was honestly so impressed 😆
I feel for Matty, it just seems his “friends” do everything in their power to drive this levelheaded, wonderful man, into absolute madness.
Haha they add to the channel, he needs the negative to add to his positivity
And we love it
Not only Matty and Michelle’s charm that make me watch the show, but also the brilliant of editor that bring out the full charm of the show. Can’t wait for a 3rd season of Just A Dash
"I washed my hair last night"
~Michelle with absolutely no prompting.
“We’re only getting weirder and dumber.” This show is a fkn masterpiece.
Nearly lost it there too
Just A Dash filled the void in my soul left by It's Alive with Brad Leone and then SURPASSED IT. This is what all other cooking shows should aspire to be like
Where is he
brad is so so so creepy and the atmosphere in his test kitchen is shit. always feels like he just yelled at everyone seconds before the camera got on
@@feve6071 whaaat nah bruh brads also the goat but Mattys j godly
both have/had excellent editing
@@SuperLio333 bon apetit is dead to a majority of the internet
"Jokes on you. We're only getting weirder and dumber" Story of my life.
"No unions, just friendship"
-Glorious leader Matty Matheson
Somehow the crew caring less and less throughout production has produced better and better content, it managed to become wholesome chaos of some friends and I'm here for it
Lol I was listening to Matty while I was cooking yesterday and he started singing and, from 3 rooms away, my father goes, "DANG he's annoying!" 😂😂😂
your father doesn't know what culture is. Perhaps an initiation in the art of Matty would put him on the right path
Lol. Hes loud. People have to recognize. Lol
I pity Matty's neighbors.
I feel like, sooner or later, everyone will recognize this is/was the best show on TV.
Matty looks like if Jack Black and Bam Margera had a baby
I love how they lost the sponsors and now they just don't care anymore
how?
@@Davelement They left after the diarrhea incident.
@@Davelement because of this ep ua-cam.com/video/LpAyycoYiQ4/v-deo.html specifically @ 17min13sec
Funny that season 1 was sponsored by a meat company and this is a vegan episode.Idk if they "lost" them, but I really like what this channel is becoming. Home StyleCookery and Just a Dash are both great!
They never had sponsors, Matty promotes his cook book
I love how every episode takes us further into the fever dream.
your comment and profile pic cements it further into the feverish nightmare
''And Matty won't stfu abt it'' sent me lmao
The recipes are awesome, the madness is hilarious, the crew is insanely calm lol. Much love and gratitude to to Matty and his crew for each episode. The editing is epic lol
Glad to see camera B got side-lined after his antics last episode. No vaping in the house!
No vaping, just snacking.
Michelle is the cutest human and she deserves a bazillion dollars
“I visualize every cooking.” - Matty Matheson
this needs to be on Netflix
I’m vegetarian and absolutely live for each and every episode. You have appeal beyond any and all dietary needs.
100% also veg and matty is just the best
Matty is nourishment for the soul.
I'm a non dogmatic nearly exclusivly plant base eating person. I watch all of mattys output without drawing value for my cooking and I generally dislike any video in which beef is being prepared :D
@@IkilU95 awww come on Matty is too good for a thumbs down Matty is thumbsup all the way
@@jimmyzbike Matty is thumbs up. this video got a thumbs up. Beef is killing humans, forests, animals, our climate, the world: Thumbs down :)
Matty is an absolute pro. He can slice and dice while simultaneously singing, mugging for the camera, yelling at the crew, and watching for Michelle playing chess.
Holy shit the windows 95 dream sequence was dope
The entire ensemble of cast and crew makes this show. Matty is certainly great and he alone is a force. But, just a dash breaks the internet in such a great way because everyone involved creates an energy that amplifies this show beyond anything Matty creates on his own. Please keep doing this together. I don’t know if the misery is real but the ensemble’s misery, short lived I hope, makes Just A Dash.
"lets have a nice day today". *DERAILS 4 SECONDS LATER*
That's exactly what makes it such a nice day.
The editor(s) should get a lifetime achievement award for this show. Pure genius.
It's nice to see Bam Margera starting to eat healthy, but he's got a long way to go before he' back in skateboarding shape. A long way to go.
Sometimes the right characters and the right crew come together. In the rarest of ocasions they have something that makes them shine, and that shine is brought to life by a great editor. I love this so much, I feel liberated when i watch all of you.
This crew is just mint. “only getting weirder and dumber”
Love the camerca guy resting his half-eaten bagel on the camera.
They must have a lot of fun filming at Matt's place near Leak eerie, it's in the middle of no where. Like going camping.
This is a masterpiece. A gripping, tumultuous emotional affair, unsurpassed physical beauty and a triumph of editing. A bitter rivalry: the raw passion of a master chef battling the cold logic of chess mastermind, they go up against one another only to find that the beauty of true friendship was there the whole time.
The chaos of these episodes is therapeutic. It’s just you and I Matty. Free therapy sesh.
And me.. Me too, I am me and we are all together..
My boy M. Tewks hosting How It's Made is pure Canadiana.
Haha @Hand tool rescue. I love seeing your comments randomly across UA-cam lol you think AvE watches matty too? 😁👍🏼
I can hear the theme song now. The synth was incredible.
I feel like such a dork. I'm subscribed, watch all your vids and never clued in you're a Canuck. It must be because you hardly ever say Eh.
Waiting for you to shoot an episode like Mattys channel. "Who moved my tools, Michelle!?!"
@@Shackman66 With a name like Hand Tool Rescue he has to be Canadian. "Looks like your car broke down eh? Don't worry, bud, I got my hand tool here"
Whoever edits these videos is a master craftsman 👌🏻👌🏻
This is a room filled with pure and beautiful people. Rarely ever has so much love radiated so absolutely. You are all precious creatures.
I can't even verbally express how entertaining I find this series.
Also whoever does the editing kills it every time
Biggest story here is Michelle's pin on the knight.
did she play the Sicilian?
This isn't a cooking show. It's a chess show.
The Matty & Michelle relationship has gone to the next level.... Editing has gone to the next level...Just a Dash should easily win all categories of online entertainment.
Michelle's story was that apparently she had a yeast infection before a date and tried to remedy it with garlic cloves. At night during sexy time, she had garlic breath and still a yeast infection.
The banter is priceless. Love this show.
I love how Matt's entire personality is like a deranged LSD fever dream
I would love a Chef Rang shirt!
'We're only getting weirder and dumber' this show is so relatable
Brilliantly edited. Huge shoutout to the production crew, this is AAA material.
Now I want to hear Michells garlic story so bad
Seems she had a yeast infection and garlic is an anti oxidant. I think she shoved garlic cloves in her vgai and it didn't work
@@stickymcjohnsonjr2962 BRUHHHH
@@skrrtzamboni see her face and hearing her comment about it, it must be a vag story
@J Hue I mean, I might be mistaken. I'm just gathering info from her expressions lol. I chewed on garlic to kill an infection on my tooth. Its spicy, so i hope she didn't shove crushed ones in her. Ouch... (It might not have worked for her since she probably stuck em in just peeled with no oils active, gotta crush cell walls to release certain properties)
@J Hue hope they talk about it next episode lol
I love this god damned show. Most of the time you could be making cardboard soaked in bat vomit and I'd be just as happy.
This is the best thing on UA-cam. And yes Michelle is an angel. I made this recipe (cheated with premade falafel ). My garlic sauce (toum) didn't fluff up in the processor, but the "salad" just kills when this thing is assembled. Thanks for this!!
Michelle is giving off Aubrey Plaza vibes and I like that 👍
Michelle's the best. Always a great show when Matty and Michelle are reeking havoc. Keep it up Just A Dash crew.
"no unions, just friendship" - less than a minute in and already I know how this ep is going to go. Here for the ride!
I really love the dynamic between Matty and the crew and the positive energy I get from the show.
This cooking show is the best cooking show to watch when you are high. Period.
Great to watch when your sober too
"Are we friends?" Matty says to me, looking at me with the most threatening, terrifying face.
Next episode: Matty cheerfully teaching cooking where he is admitted at a mental hospital
"No unions.... just friendship!" Every Coorporation I've ever worked at. lmao
Watching this video feels like what I'd imagine having severe ADHD feels like
Ahhh. That’s why I’m confused by everyone commenting how crazy it is... fuck... thanks for the diagnosis.
Yes, this whole show is ADHD in a cooking show trench coat.
You are correct
Yes.
I can’t be the only one who sometimes forgets this is a cooking show 😂😂
I like how the cooking and the background noise have swapped places in priority.
I’m only here to say that Just a Dash is the best UA-cam “show” there is. It’s just the perfect amounts of Matty, Chaos, Michelle, and now they’ve recently added Chess into the mix... it’s perfect.
I've never had good falafel (it's always been bland/dry) -- so I'm actually curious to try this, because they look so good! Matty is now my new favorite chef from whom to learn :D keep it up Matty!
Everything the editor does from the virtual old computer with Trish's tunes, to the edits of angels and the evil Trish face are so incredible and creative
I love this show and everyone who is involved with it. Thank you. It saves my life. Literally the humor is key to my health.
this is literally the best editing of anything I have ever seen. how did I miss out on this channel???
Matty, you sir are a blessing upon this earth. thank you for the endless laughs. shine on, you beautiful bastard!🤘♥
“jokes on u we’re only getting weirder and dumber”
The production of this show is amazing. Kudos to everyone working on it
the production value with the windows 95 edits was insane. also the intro was done just as well. this is so good.
Every episode is a work of art.
I f**kn love this show so much. The banter/back forth makes this nxt lvl fun.
I already love the food but all of the extras make this a show that trumps all others ❤️
Matty: Are you gonna tell your garlic story?
Michelle: No! It's personal
Me: Say no more, I know exactly what your garlic story is girl
Has it got something to do with a yeast infection?
Yes!!! 👏🏽 garlic is supposed to be antibacterial so 🤷🏽♀️😂
Michelle can do this show with 20% attention, a assure you.
Literally making falafel for Thanksgiving this year (Ohio amateur chef). This is the best recipe I’ve researched for reference, period. Keep the eternal flame going, Matty & Crew, and have a happy 2024 when we all get there together.
Ever since I found this channel I've laughed and loved it can't get enough much love,🍽️
This show has ruined all other cooking shows for me in its perfection
2 seasons in and Michelle just gets keeps getting more attractive with each episode.
Welcome to team Rabid for Rabin lmao
That’s cuz she’s submitting to the abuse
This is probably my favorite episode of just a dash
This is easily one of my favorite episodes.
Man i just love you all. Thank you matty and team for keeping this coming. Even there's no sponsors, i hope the community continue to support this channel. Love from Malaysia, Sabah. 🥰🥰
this whole episode felt like a fever dream that i actually enjoyed
I feel there was a lot of emotions brought forward in this episode, we're all growing
LOVED THIS EPISODE😁 My pandemic list consists of surviving and going to Matty Fest across the pond🙏🏻