YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE SOCIAL CREDIT (CS2)

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @Corndogger61
    @Corndogger61 5 місяців тому +1159

    “Hello Chinese Man” - Swagged Souls

    • @thearmedgardener
      @thearmedgardener 4 місяці тому +6

      Ne hoi🤣🤣

    • @cheesecrackr8715
      @cheesecrackr8715 4 місяці тому +6

      Greetings China man, I am United States of AA's man

    • @iamhardwell2844
      @iamhardwell2844 4 місяці тому +3

      just because they have Chinese name doesn't mean they are Chinese LOL

  • @olekan1351
    @olekan1351 5 місяців тому +608

    The fact that the bit graveyard in itself was a bit transition into an ad is fucking genius

    • @sheep4272
      @sheep4272 4 місяці тому +17

      he always has the most genius transitions and just because of the creativity i watch the ad even tho i wont use skin club lmao

  • @ALaughingWolf2188
    @ALaughingWolf2188 4 місяці тому +281

    I just fucking love it when these guys play CS:GO, because whenever they come across someone from a different country, the amount of potential jokes they can make suddenly increases exponentially.

    • @haydenuwu
      @haydenuwu 4 місяці тому +2

      Real

    • @dillity
      @dillity 4 місяці тому +20

      The pros of racism

  • @artemisgladea1404
    @artemisgladea1404 5 місяців тому +173

    Swagger laughs like my disabled friend Matthew. Mathew is non verbal and eats things off the floor

  • @skizzlezz359
    @skizzlezz359 5 місяців тому +228

    being 23 years old, watching your video after no sleep last night. I'm definitely having a think to myself.

    • @HarambeeOffical
      @HarambeeOffical 5 місяців тому +35

      It’s time for you to gamble

    • @fubsh
      @fubsh 5 місяців тому +3

      @@HarambeeOfficalreal

    • @LlamaGang415
      @LlamaGang415 4 місяці тому +6

      Gamble your life savings

    • @TheGreatStoRe
      @TheGreatStoRe 4 місяці тому +4

      i reckon ud feel quite at home over at r/meth

    • @irradiatedice98
      @irradiatedice98 4 місяці тому +4

      So did you gamble yet?

  • @luvvsushi6581
    @luvvsushi6581 5 місяців тому +197

    9:20 I’ve never heard Fitz wheeze that hard😭

    • @GlazerKing
      @GlazerKing 5 місяців тому +5

      Yeah I didn’t think it was him at first haha

  • @anabelroutledge
    @anabelroutledge 4 місяці тому +35

    "Like they're calibrating a wii fit" is definitely the most accurate description ever lol

    • @dylannix4289
      @dylannix4289 4 місяці тому

      Yeah. But it’s not because of fent. It’s actually horse tranquilizer (not K) and one of its side effects is necrosis

  • @joshuagathere654
    @joshuagathere654 5 місяців тому +222

    she swagger on my souls till i fitz it.

    • @caffeinelemon6373
      @caffeinelemon6373 5 місяців тому +27

      she swagger on my souls till it fitz

    • @nan2339
      @nan2339 5 місяців тому +4

      Pretty horrible! Try going to bed!

    • @MaztRPwn
      @MaztRPwn 5 місяців тому +6

      And then she cheats because I’m so CallMeCarson…

    • @aconcernedviewer4608
      @aconcernedviewer4608 4 місяці тому +1

      @@MaztRPwnin what way...

    • @Lomhow
      @Lomhow 4 місяці тому

      very excellent good work

  • @dr_nolife9634
    @dr_nolife9634 4 місяці тому +34

    Can’t wait to watch this video from Fitz’ perspective in 2 months 😊

  • @sillygoose941
    @sillygoose941 5 місяців тому +59

    We saw that nade bro lmao 12:55

  • @D3H1M4T0X
    @D3H1M4T0X 4 місяці тому +16

    I miss the days when Goon meant low level henchmen.

  • @CloudyClobain
    @CloudyClobain 5 місяців тому +38

    Hearing swaggersouls voice cured my ED

    • @TheZombiesInfected
      @TheZombiesInfected 4 місяці тому +1

      you meant eating disorder right?

    • @moonflower2741
      @moonflower2741 Місяць тому

      speaking for those of us who cant ty king... 🙏🙏

  • @Edgy
    @Edgy 5 місяців тому +16

    0:40 Toby's southern accent is SPOT ON

  • @BurgerAngel
    @BurgerAngel 5 місяців тому +10

    0:00 to 19:01 is the best part

  • @delluxe1716
    @delluxe1716 4 місяці тому +4

    the landscape bit genuine had me crying

  • @doug7948
    @doug7948 4 місяці тому +11

    13:35 They really just predicted the fentfold😂

    • @elmarkel3159
      @elmarkel3159 4 місяці тому +3

      this video was uploaded 4 hours ago

    • @doug7948
      @doug7948 4 місяці тому

      @@elmarkel3159 Yes but often the material is quite old, goes for all of their channels. You can se one bit on one channel then see the same bit on another channel weeks or months later

  • @IKynZeaK
    @IKynZeaK 4 місяці тому +3

    6:45 I imagined the goons from tarkov looking very disapointed watching the screen with the video on it

  • @Tvngsten
    @Tvngsten 5 місяців тому +28

    It's pretty funny, earlier I was talking to an American conservative, he was all grumpy about "not being able to say anything anymore". Then this video popped up. I'm pretty sure we can say stuff.

  • @_art_babe_stephhh_
    @_art_babe_stephhh_ 4 місяці тому +4

    My beagle Kevin lifted his head when he heard his name

  • @pixle3625
    @pixle3625 4 місяці тому +5

    swagger be sounding like timmy turners dad at times

  • @jackalking5558
    @jackalking5558 4 місяці тому +7

    9:26 when the weed pen hits back

  • @strangetar2833
    @strangetar2833 4 місяці тому +6

    I remember when these videos where funny back in the day i do know what it is but I think I grew out of this humor

  • @JustaNullbody
    @JustaNullbody 5 місяців тому +13

    "Chinese man ne haou" best qoute

  • @verovex7723
    @verovex7723 4 місяці тому +3

    I always have a great time watching these videos, but then i hear the intro music fade in and i stare blankly into my monitor for a while

  • @t0xicr1ot
    @t0xicr1ot 4 місяці тому +7

    I’m high asf and I’m loosing my MINDDD at this

  • @KingReptilius
    @KingReptilius 4 місяці тому +4

    Had my family worried i was laughing like i was manic

  • @sterling5052
    @sterling5052 4 місяці тому +1

    dude omg, the way swag can change his voice for the bits is wild, half the time I'm thinkin "holy shit that was swagger doing that?!" I usually think it's Jon on the radio or someone else

  • @fentfoggs
    @fentfoggs 4 місяці тому +3

    i found this channel after being told 4 different times in siege i sounded like you. cant believe i havent seen it before, funniest shit ever

  • @doishid
    @doishid 5 місяців тому +17

    0:35 USA realising they're losing the Vietnam War

  • @poperaccoon
    @poperaccoon 4 місяці тому +1

    This video is just swagger showing off all his skins with funnies in the background

  • @trenchcoatbandit
    @trenchcoatbandit 3 місяці тому +1

    deadass swags drinking wiskey while eating dino nuggies

  • @sadboidex6106
    @sadboidex6106 5 місяців тому +3

    "I'm skinning my dot till i club... baby seals" - SwaggerSouls

  • @hoitvaasboi-o3254
    @hoitvaasboi-o3254 4 місяці тому +1

    Theres nothing better than a swagger vid at 3:40am

  • @NotAngelVR._
    @NotAngelVR._ 5 місяців тому +6

    You know it’s a good day when you just woke up and swagger uploaded ❤❤

  • @vylax836
    @vylax836 4 місяці тому

    Damn, for some reason you took me back 7 years with this one. Great video.

  • @Sak_alia
    @Sak_alia 4 місяці тому +1

    Surprisingly, my dad finds this humor funny, he kept pulling double takes to watch 😂

    • @Sak_alia
      @Sak_alia 4 місяці тому

      Definitely not because of the questionable things that were said 😔

  • @milan1093
    @milan1093 5 місяців тому +2

    im so glad mr boof has become a part of your csgo squad

    • @milan1093
      @milan1093 5 місяців тому +1

      MR BOOF AND JERRY IN ONE VID BROS BLESSING ME

  • @dizzyrasclart1013
    @dizzyrasclart1013 5 місяців тому +23

    Need zuckles in one of these man been a long ass time

  • @fernandoreyes2409
    @fernandoreyes2409 2 місяці тому

    Haven't watched swaggersouls in a bit, but holy shit I sometimes dont realize hes doing different voices for the bit, this man is a full blown voice actor tbh

  • @Grgmit
    @Grgmit 4 місяці тому +1

    Damn this video made me laugh in a way that I haven't in forever

  • @keithsteckler
    @keithsteckler 3 місяці тому

    Swagger sounds like Christopher walken and I can’t unhear it

  • @twistedtyler6141
    @twistedtyler6141 Місяць тому

    what an amazing upload. Zinger. The mobile gamer and wii fit jokes were too funny. "was that an original thought" has to be something fitz has said to swagger before.

  • @salteat3r18
    @salteat3r18 4 місяці тому +1

    i would let swagger call me honey bun

  • @Chromeno
    @Chromeno 5 місяців тому +2

    Another hard watch. Thanks guys!

  • @sippetsfor384
    @sippetsfor384 4 місяці тому

    this will be seen as the second golden era in the future

  • @sorenoak3860
    @sorenoak3860 4 місяці тому +1

    The eight legged Chinese man is coming to get you, listen to him now..on the ceiling…tic tic tic tic tic tic..!!

  • @cluckendip
    @cluckendip 4 місяці тому

    that mobile gamer pun was cleverer than it had any right to be

  • @Bobosforreal
    @Bobosforreal 4 місяці тому

    😂 the computer talk sounding all sexual was so funny

  • @xBeyo
    @xBeyo 5 місяців тому +1

    always a good day when swagger uploads

  • @DawRawbanana
    @DawRawbanana 5 місяців тому +1

    never skip a swaggersouls cs2 video :]

  • @mikeelewis1398
    @mikeelewis1398 4 місяці тому

    I never thought id see the day when fitz says wagwan fam😂😂😂

  • @scottyboy9906
    @scottyboy9906 4 місяці тому

    Lilos older sister had me acting unwise as a young teenage boy

  • @videlin2003
    @videlin2003 4 місяці тому

    thank god my social credit's safe and sound

  • @edhded
    @edhded 5 місяців тому +1

    fentanyl back, all my friends call it the fent lean

  • @mellio24
    @mellio24 5 місяців тому +1

    Nopify has entered the rotation hell yeah

  • @wackolemon8612
    @wackolemon8612 4 місяці тому

    These skin club ad reads are starting to feel like a Rickroll

  • @ashking4742
    @ashking4742 4 місяці тому

    Immediately thrown off by the ‘wagwan fam’ 🤣🤦‍♂️

  • @BotJx
    @BotJx 5 місяців тому

    I love how Logan said one word in this entire video😭

  • @toxicgamer213
    @toxicgamer213 5 місяців тому +2

    Swagger souls has done it again 😂

  • @B_LOS_MR_LB
    @B_LOS_MR_LB 4 місяці тому

    You sounded like Tommy from power when you were talking about the computer 😂

  • @thomaswhitcomb4932
    @thomaswhitcomb4932 5 місяців тому +1

    I just realized swagger plays at 60fps

  • @coregontrail3481
    @coregontrail3481 4 місяці тому

    No way Paint Explainer made an illicit drug video

  • @qajeet7813
    @qajeet7813 5 місяців тому +2

    Watched 1 minute of this, thank you this was a great video 🎉🎉🎉

  • @liljordonzo4821
    @liljordonzo4821 4 місяці тому

    I never wanna hear swagger say honeybun again

  • @CynicalChicken661
    @CynicalChicken661 5 місяців тому

    Everytime a new swaggersouls video drops an angel gets its wings

  • @skylarbop8118
    @skylarbop8118 4 місяці тому

    Traves’s laugh kills me😂

  • @dredgenmalice2667
    @dredgenmalice2667 4 місяці тому

    That was a bad nade. I won’t forget this.

  • @anthonyc1845
    @anthonyc1845 4 місяці тому

    You guys definitely made this man disappear in the middle of the night

  • @DefCantGame
    @DefCantGame 4 місяці тому

    Can confirm the Wii fit in Philly gets calibrated a lot around the k&a

  • @themaplegamer9316
    @themaplegamer9316 5 місяців тому +19

    HAHA the part at 0:01 is so funny

  • @hideathwing
    @hideathwing 4 місяці тому

    Watched the Sophie Rain video to this and im not proud, buuuuuuuuut theres something about Swagger Souls busting out jokes like im busting into a tissue just hits different

  • @purgatoryonyt
    @purgatoryonyt 4 місяці тому

    babe wake up swaggersouls posted after a month again

  • @Hamburger_cheese
    @Hamburger_cheese 4 місяці тому

    Swagger I knew you were trollin in lethal company lobbies

  • @donniemp3
    @donniemp3 4 місяці тому

    best sponsor intro ever

  • @AlmightyBeing
    @AlmightyBeing 4 місяці тому

    Did someone really just say "unplug your CPU from the back, from the prong"

  • @mementomori7765
    @mementomori7765 4 місяці тому

    12:14 when your friends choose drugs over you

  • @SykeGetJuked
    @SykeGetJuked 5 місяців тому +1

    I really really hope celestialknight1592 was first in this swaggersouls video ong

  • @ethanwalker2783
    @ethanwalker2783 4 місяці тому +1

    17:28 i was born in 2006 dude its been 18 years since these guys hit a da fuq

  • @aidansky55
    @aidansky55 4 місяці тому +1

    New SwaggerSouls video. Uhm…da fuq?

  • @Fmjake_
    @Fmjake_ 4 місяці тому

    Missed solid Vietnam jokes

  • @fubsh
    @fubsh 5 місяців тому

    it was a skinclub ad the whole time

  • @calebthornton3180
    @calebthornton3180 4 місяці тому

    13:36 it’s actually called a Fent Fold lmaooo

  • @another_yt9439
    @another_yt9439 5 місяців тому +1

    i was just watching your other vids, new slop !!!!

  • @_Fronk_
    @_Fronk_ 4 місяці тому

    When I see fitz in this session I’m expecting an upload soon

  • @coreyrobledo1471
    @coreyrobledo1471 4 місяці тому

    When you praise at church…you’re a graceist

  • @ikeymikey8033
    @ikeymikey8033 4 місяці тому +1

    I didnt know you was blu screenin like dat shee’t

  • @amosshredz
    @amosshredz 4 місяці тому

    THE PHILLY FENT STRECH!!!!!

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool 4 місяці тому +1

    I used to do landscaping

  • @xWonderxBreadx
    @xWonderxBreadx 4 місяці тому

    Proper Pronunciation: "Cunning Linguists"

  • @Steven-bf2wv
    @Steven-bf2wv 5 місяців тому

    God dude that outro music is fucking nostalgic at this poibt man. Ive been watching you and fitz for years man since the pubg days

  • @thomascook8186
    @thomascook8186 4 місяці тому

    Sheeeet swagger lite commercial

  • @bretth342
    @bretth342 3 місяці тому

    I've been saying that exact thing about fentanyl for years! YEARS!

  • @raresage.
    @raresage. 4 місяці тому +14

    3rd party case sites are unrestricted gambling and cs cases in general are really bad. gambling isn't okay especially when there is nothing stopping children and addicts from financially ruining themselves for dopamine.

    • @Nccasmexth
      @Nccasmexth 4 місяці тому +1

      But then again, money..?

    • @MashaBear1001
      @MashaBear1001 4 місяці тому +1

      They'll learn when they have no coins left in their lil pockets

    • @dylanjolet5996
      @dylanjolet5996 4 місяці тому +1

      Soooo adults shouldn’t be held responsible for their actions? I gamble and bet twice every week and I win sometimes and sometimes I go home with nothing. It’s when you go home with nothing too many times that these people can’t stop. Don’t be mad at a sponsorship be mad at the people with the problem

  • @aaronshaw7934
    @aaronshaw7934 5 місяців тому

    That ending was nuts!

  • @axelmarin3644
    @axelmarin3644 4 місяці тому

    cant even work in landcaping anymore huh

  • @Dubstep-lps
    @Dubstep-lps 5 місяців тому +1

    Imagine if u laugh you’ll lose a millions of dollars (what would u do?) 😂😂😂

  • @prqphet
    @prqphet 4 місяці тому

    Dang R. Kelly was pissed

  • @mikeautrey7764
    @mikeautrey7764 4 місяці тому

    A masters in edging

  • @kotsugi4219
    @kotsugi4219 4 місяці тому

    going to a hong kong server and saying ni hao instead of just "hello" is wild like most of the people's first language isn't even mandarin

  • @connorgundersen5412
    @connorgundersen5412 4 місяці тому

    This man needs more comments!!