Jail Slang I Wish I Knew Before Getting Locked Up!!! 🧐 - Extended Version Version

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  • @StormyITO
    @StormyITO Місяць тому +18

    You are humanizing convicts. The humor and interesting recipes are interesting. An ex-con applied for a job at my office and I thought about your vids as I hired him, I probably would have hired him anyway but your vids were in my mind when I offered him a job.

    • @AxleTrade
      @AxleTrade 24 дні тому +6

      Yeah man always thought ex-cons should get a second chance as long as they wanna be better people and do better

  • @PatrioticWorld
    @PatrioticWorld 4 місяці тому +123

    Flesh wallet is crazy af 🤣🤣

    • @RENEGADO_FANTASMA
      @RENEGADO_FANTASMA 3 місяці тому

      ☠️🤣

    • @Bigedub101
      @Bigedub101 3 місяці тому +1

      That sounds like some stuff Jeffrey Dahmer would make

  • @blackhood7200
    @blackhood7200 4 місяці тому +164

    I was expecting the word Bussin to show up.

    • @Badlander87X
      @Badlander87X 4 місяці тому +23

      😂😂😂 bussinCheeks 😂😂😂

    • @c-lo8821
      @c-lo8821 4 місяці тому +6

      Yeah probably don’t want nothing I mean absolutely nothing even close to do with bussin in jail/prison.

    • @mattyp6908
      @mattyp6908 4 місяці тому +3

      Bussin ain’t even a prison originated word tho i don’t think

    • @Dpeezy2099
      @Dpeezy2099  4 місяці тому +11

      😂

    • @Bigsauce7593
      @Bigsauce7593 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Badlander87X lmao bigherc?
      Buthin cheekth

  • @scoldingmeeself2016
    @scoldingmeeself2016 4 місяці тому +43

    📢News Flash: We know what "Keister" means in the free world too, but..."FLESH WALLET😬"😒...😅

  • @wowzerskeetintrouser8042
    @wowzerskeetintrouser8042 4 місяці тому +84

    How you not know what chow was tho 😂😂 dude thought the Asian homie named Cho got rice

    • @trinidad510
      @trinidad510 4 місяці тому +8

      Lol he's Asian himself so that makes sense

    • @Kai-r6h
      @Kai-r6h Місяць тому

      Lost respect for him on that as an Asian. He Asian himself and he making racial asian jokes.

    • @Loquacious101
      @Loquacious101 Місяць тому +1

      @@Kai-r6hit’s never that deep 😂

    • @Kai-r6h
      @Kai-r6h Місяць тому +1

      @@Loquacious101 Until a joke is said about a black person and everyone riots. Hypocrisy 101

  • @T.R-z4b
    @T.R-z4b 3 місяці тому +9

    broken off, jcat , Kitty box, shoot it, boop bopped, take flight, all day, all day and night, pass the wire 😂

  • @tclyde865
    @tclyde865 4 місяці тому +13

    I went to jail for 3 days till i got out on bail but the whole time i was going through some serious withdrawals and stayed in bed the whole time not eating anything. Definitely heard the word "truck" thrown around when people walked by my bunk 😅

  • @DIESTAR2010
    @DIESTAR2010 3 місяці тому +63

    Funny how criminals act so disciplined in jail but in the outside world they don’t know how to act

    • @NicholasKuntscher
      @NicholasKuntscher 2 місяці тому +11

      I was thinking the same thing I understand about making sure everyone does their part and clean up but worrying about if another man works out is kind of weird

    • @nameredacted7622
      @nameredacted7622 2 місяці тому +9

      Maybe if the only criminals you know are crackheads that is true but real gangsters or outlaws always maintain discipline. At least the older ones do, young bucks can be lax for sure.
      Also nobody cares if you workout or not but you better be doing something with your time other than laying around. If not working out then cleaning a little bit here or there. Sloths are almost as hated as pigs and rats.

    • @NicholasKuntscher
      @NicholasKuntscher 2 місяці тому +3

      @@nameredacted7622 you can’t make some one want to hit the gym learn a new language or read a few books if some one wants to do their time like that who am I to put someone in a category as a rat or pig for not wanting to work out right?

    • @nameredacted7622
      @nameredacted7622 2 місяці тому +3

      @@NicholasKuntscher lol my best advice to you is not to go to prison. That kind of mindset doesn't fly.
      Sloth is not only a sin, which some people look down upon, it is also a lifestyle that makes the person seem worthless and inconveniences the people around them. And believe me you do not want people in prison seeing you as worthless or inconvenience. If I walk past your cell and smell your bo then we are going to have a problem. If I notice that all you do is read in your cell and never clean the block or contribute to the community in some way then there is going to be a problem.
      In prison you aren't just doing your own time, you are doing your time with other people. That individualistic, participation trophy, you do you way of doing things doesn't exist there. Like it or not prisoners are apart of a community and that comes with certain expectations.

    • @NicholasKuntscher
      @NicholasKuntscher 2 місяці тому +2

      @@nameredacted7622 of course you have to clean up that’s mandatory but to worry about someone specifically if they are working out and getting exercise is beyond me bottom line bro what more are you trying to get at?

  • @QuinnShrimplin
    @QuinnShrimplin 2 місяці тому +6

    In prison we used to”house mouse” instead of truck

  • @smoovkr1m1n4l8
    @smoovkr1m1n4l8 4 місяці тому +17

    One i heard when i was in was when a dude was askin his bunkie if he can "catch a ride" and i heard his boy said.. lemme get some soups and u can get in on it. Its jus a term used for tryin to get high off of your boy's or bunkie's drugs.

  • @F30586
    @F30586 4 місяці тому +4

    A truck is someone who is a fuck up. Always making mistakes. And it came about from someone being called a dumb fuck. And dude wanted to fight the guy who called him that so jokingly the guy said, “nah, I said Dump Truck”…that’s why people use that term all the time when clowning. “Damn you trucked it” or “damn, what a truck”…which means Damn you fucked up…or damn you’re a dummy.

  • @aidanwatson910
    @aidanwatson910 4 місяці тому +30

    You have got to keep this going as a series

    • @Dpeezy2099
      @Dpeezy2099  4 місяці тому +1

      Bet!

    • @anghellicone87
      @anghellicone87 Місяць тому

      ​@@Dpeezy2099
      We would hit people with 'are you the Keister Bunny?' when they would hit the block 🤣

  • @jerryseinfeld6767
    @jerryseinfeld6767 4 місяці тому +19

    1:10 “What’d he SaAaAyYyYyYyY” 😅😅😅😂😂😂

  • @austinl4915
    @austinl4915 4 місяці тому +7

    “It happens man” 😂😂

  • @tonycervz89
    @tonycervz89 4 місяці тому +6

    You be loving that jail shit too much my g

  • @User69-699
    @User69-699 4 місяці тому +30

    Put it in your flesh wallet is insane😳😮‍💨

    • @pepito69
      @pepito69 4 місяці тому

      What about pink pocket?

  • @DosantoLopez
    @DosantoLopez 4 місяці тому +13

    "truck, hot ones, hoop" all Cali slang

  • @peteramirez3395
    @peteramirez3395 Місяць тому +3

    My dad who passed away as of right now was locked up for years and he never went out to yard or anything stayed inside reading or drawing but everyone respected him and never had a problem with him

  • @nikoder8790
    @nikoder8790 4 місяці тому +5

    I'm glad learning jail lingo is nothing that concerns me. Not being a criminal and all.

    • @YamiYume69
      @YamiYume69 4 місяці тому

      Im not crimal to, never was. But police still fuck me because "i could do something" always be afraid of police man.. They are NOT on our peace and love side. They are pure evil.

  • @r.m.5419
    @r.m.5419 2 місяці тому +3

    You bout to be my third one…COME HERE BOI! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Angelina-2379
    @Angelina-2379 21 день тому +2

    I love his jail videos is something different compared to other people who always Make the same old boring videos.

  • @BAndres1
    @BAndres1 4 місяці тому +23

    For all the new booties, this the way to go😂😅🤣💙

    • @Dpeezy2099
      @Dpeezy2099  4 місяці тому +1

      😂😂

    • @BAndres1
      @BAndres1 4 місяці тому

      @@Dpeezy2099 You would of been the best Celly My Guy if I did time with You 💙🤣💪

    • @XVNRX
      @XVNRX 3 місяці тому

      @@BAndres1???

    • @BAndres1
      @BAndres1 3 місяці тому

      @@XVNRX Not with the funny stuff, the Man can make some real good prison meals and He seems like real cool People's 😎

  • @pauljordan1080
    @pauljordan1080 4 місяці тому +4

    0:46 #HotOne's You bout to be ma 3rd one, come here boy 😂😂😂😂

  • @TimothyHerrera-nt2xb
    @TimothyHerrera-nt2xb 3 місяці тому +12

    Snitching.. has to be a undercover in training..

    • @PaladinThizz
      @PaladinThizz 2 місяці тому +5

      I guarantee you all the COs already know what these words mean. Prisoners don't get away with half the things they think they do

  • @glbernini0
    @glbernini0 4 місяці тому +3

    Don't worry, that'll wash off!

  • @DJDizzy8
    @DJDizzy8 2 місяці тому +1

    Prison is the ultimate culture shock. 😂

  • @joelwhite2830
    @joelwhite2830 4 місяці тому +2

    🤣🤣🤣 good luck with that he says

  • @TheTrueMariWho
    @TheTrueMariWho 23 дні тому +1

    That last one: “eww, eww…”
    *then it cut to a commercial with Kamala saying*
    “That’s Bidenomics”
    😂
    I had to comment this, because the timing was just too perfect.

  • @rayloco3073
    @rayloco3073 4 місяці тому +10

    Keep it going King.

  • @Drewm000-z7f
    @Drewm000-z7f 4 місяці тому +4

    Lmao Dpeezy bringing people up on game.. I knew more than half of these already never been to prison but have multiple family members that have

    • @S62Uce
      @S62Uce 4 місяці тому +1

      I think u playin the wrong game

  • @JohnsonLimerstine
    @JohnsonLimerstine 4 місяці тому +4

    Prison wallet 😂

  • @Phartmonster1
    @Phartmonster1 4 місяці тому +2

    Inmates love to keister stuff, even after they get out

  • @brey1720
    @brey1720 4 місяці тому +2

    As if jail isn't already a horrifying thought 😳😂

  • @Th3_Sc0rpi0n
    @Th3_Sc0rpi0n 6 днів тому

    Thanks for reminding us not to go to jail. I ain’t hooping nothing up my flesh wallet.

  • @anghellicone87
    @anghellicone87 Місяць тому

    Damn.... He wasn't tryna make you the Keister Bunny 🤣🤣

  • @charaznable8072
    @charaznable8072 4 місяці тому +6

    Better keep your keister tight boy.

  • @DEadJACK4090
    @DEadJACK4090 Місяць тому

    Yo that was better than expected 😂👏👏. Keep going. Keep refining it. 🔥🌄👊

  • @pep2st8p64
    @pep2st8p64 9 днів тому

    Truck 🚚 ....i learned that 1 in 99...lol..i was callin everybody a truck up in there...

  • @Kid_Charlemagne
    @Kid_Charlemagne 4 місяці тому +3

    I was expecting another definition for the last one 😂😂😂😂

  • @que5505
    @que5505 Місяць тому

    who else is watching this knowing they'll never need this information

  • @rik680
    @rik680 11 днів тому

    Damm depeezy you makin me laugh

  • @Thickchocolatestick98
    @Thickchocolatestick98 3 місяці тому +1

    Prison pocket is a term that people outside of prison use too, I heard my father once say it when I was younger and way to young to know what it means. I found out later though and had the same reaction he did by the end of this video 😂

  • @dylanzachary683
    @dylanzachary683 3 місяці тому +1

    The trusty ol prison pocket

  • @qqqcalls
    @qqqcalls 4 місяці тому +6

    Hot Ones? It should be Cold Ones.

  • @DavidMollett-r1t
    @DavidMollett-r1t 2 місяці тому

    Dude I enjoy watching your videos,

  • @itsddashrock
    @itsddashrock Місяць тому

    What’s funny in the Army we call it chow too..

  • @SammieTheRealtor
    @SammieTheRealtor Місяць тому

    In South Carolina a “truck” is where you put a kite or a cigarette or something in your ID case tied to a string from your blanket and slide it from cell to cell till it gets where it needs to go 😂

  • @kluse.2329
    @kluse.2329 2 місяці тому

    in Solano county they used to say HEY ROLL IT UP YOUR GOIN HOME.....O !!

  • @ShyQharacter
    @ShyQharacter 3 місяці тому

    Context alone would’ve helped me with a lot of these 😂

  • @Fusion710
    @Fusion710 4 місяці тому +1

    brotha euuuuu whats that😂😂😂😂

  • @ドライバあきの
    @ドライバあきの Місяць тому

    Ole prison wallet 😂

  • @geewest7184
    @geewest7184 4 місяці тому +1

    You forgot about a fee fee 😂😂😂

  • @RonnieJordan-r7h
    @RonnieJordan-r7h Місяць тому

    That's the LA county life right there

  • @lunardelusions2657
    @lunardelusions2657 4 місяці тому

    Everyone believes in the keester bunny when you're locked up.

  • @tejay9416
    @tejay9416 4 місяці тому

    Somebody probably already Keistered that thing once already you need to drop that and run tf away 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stefanpassamante9385
    @stefanpassamante9385 2 місяці тому

    Flesh wallet is f'n diabolical 😂

  • @ilovemuffinsgarfield1007
    @ilovemuffinsgarfield1007 4 місяці тому +1

    Ok so now I know if I ever get locked up 😮

  • @abaddon4468
    @abaddon4468 4 місяці тому

    Imagine thinking knowing prison terms is knowledge you WANT to know and/or think is cool

  • @wessleycoleman3014
    @wessleycoleman3014 Місяць тому

    I at least knew hot one.

  • @mattserry
    @mattserry 4 місяці тому

    Rogaine buddy. Had the same problem but it actually worked. Just a heads-up

  • @chazzx1018
    @chazzx1018 2 місяці тому

    Remember I was going to Asia and my boy, who had been in prison, suggested how to sneak some weed. F that. I was straight for 2 weeks.

  • @NinjaStealsBike
    @NinjaStealsBike 4 місяці тому +1

    drop sum of them prison recipe g

  • @anthonyknowlton8993
    @anthonyknowlton8993 3 місяці тому

    I can hear you rummaging in there!

  • @MrJB8383
    @MrJB8383 Місяць тому

    waiting for easter for those keister eggs

  • @nickMercadomp7
    @nickMercadomp7 4 місяці тому

    Love your content bro keep up the good wrok

  • @MoiraWillenov
    @MoiraWillenov 4 місяці тому

    This was REAL awesome! :D

  • @Pimpmister78
    @Pimpmister78 4 місяці тому

    The way he ran away 😂

  • @elpanchosancho2
    @elpanchosancho2 4 місяці тому

    What a clown. He loves prison soo much he recreates it at home!!!!

  • @lescarpio
    @lescarpio 3 місяці тому

    No chon chon??? 🤣

  • @_nativexd
    @_nativexd 4 місяці тому +2

    locked up for 23 hours? where were you locked up in? ADX Florence?

  • @justinshively9530
    @justinshively9530 Місяць тому

    I was expecting kite to show up

  • @Holusev
    @Holusev 3 місяці тому

    He forgot couple words like "fee fee" lol. But that's more of prison talk not county jail.

    • @anghellicone87
      @anghellicone87 Місяць тому

      Aye .. there are people sentenced to 'county life' and learn quickly what a *fee fee* is 🤣

  • @tejay9416
    @tejay9416 4 місяці тому

    Dudes will figure out anything except how to stay out, I know this isn't an original comment it just works rn 😂😂😂💯

  • @loosescrew1526
    @loosescrew1526 4 місяці тому

    What did he say?? Lmfao!!

  • @nathancanaan102
    @nathancanaan102 29 днів тому

    WHAT DID HE SAY!? 😂

  • @78thandSynth
    @78thandSynth 2 місяці тому

    What about learning to talk like those who never get locked up?

  • @rachelsteedley5441
    @rachelsteedley5441 4 місяці тому

    Ayo it's crazy how true all this really is my EX was locked up for like 5yrs in Chester pa and then went to Greene

  • @sterkriger2572
    @sterkriger2572 3 місяці тому

    I don’t know why I’m watching this but I hope I never have to use this knowledge

  • @johndonaldson8297
    @johndonaldson8297 4 місяці тому

    Aye bunkie you want some kiester lmao

  • @ajj_818
    @ajj_818 4 місяці тому

    lol accurate. i was in abel roll 2600 for 9 months

  • @ioriyoshida11
    @ioriyoshida11 4 місяці тому

    Uncelled community bunks will keep each other safe more often than two folds. What guards and cameras don’t catch, every set’s gonna see you clowning and they’re more than happy to take the rep on downing you. Sneaky thieves typically get put in these dorms and they quickly learn that others just like them already know the techniques way better so nobody is gonna feel lucky, everybody is equal around here and share.

  • @watermenjohn4574
    @watermenjohn4574 4 місяці тому

    Punk is something you fight over is someone calls you. Or fuck boy. That’s instant throw down.

  • @ShurikRubik
    @ShurikRubik Місяць тому +1

    *Nice Video !!!*

  • @Mellow.1888
    @Mellow.1888 4 місяці тому

    Suitcase is what it's called here when you put something in that uncomfortable spot. Don't forget the wonderful dog cage which I spent 4 months in the hole and only went out to the dog cage like 2x. Couldn't see anything but concrete so it was pointless plus they always took people out there at like 7am. Who tf gets up at 7am in the hole. Fishing is another one. There's quite a few others

  • @harveydent976
    @harveydent976 3 місяці тому

    It's not a kite homie, that's a car. Kite is to the CO.

  • @shakk85
    @shakk85 14 днів тому

    Brother eurghhhh 😂

  • @sammartinez3752
    @sammartinez3752 4 місяці тому

    Can you show us prison poker or other things you guys did to pass the time

  • @Not_Gangsta
    @Not_Gangsta 4 місяці тому +2

    ewwwww brotha ewwwww🤣

  • @ScarlettAtl15
    @ScarlettAtl15 4 місяці тому

    Hoop it son

  • @leonelmartinez2486
    @leonelmartinez2486 Місяць тому

    Why is a truck a bad thing, people get depressed all the time

  • @Txig777
    @Txig777 2 місяці тому

    Just don’t get locked up, bro

    • @jimlahey8862
      @jimlahey8862 2 місяці тому

      This dude was never locked up

  • @Elias-oe1xt
    @Elias-oe1xt 4 місяці тому

    Kite yeah I heard that in a gangster movie

  • @AndreAdams-i3c
    @AndreAdams-i3c 18 днів тому

    That's bussin

  • @eliasg4070
    @eliasg4070 21 день тому

    Pretty accurate 😂

  • @Skullfacetotheheadked
    @Skullfacetotheheadked 22 дні тому

    The extended version version

  • @victorferman4295
    @victorferman4295 Місяць тому

    What state prison “lingo” is this from? Cali or Texas? 🤔

  • @NewAgeBarbarian
    @NewAgeBarbarian 3 місяці тому

    Are you Guatemalan or Cambodian?

  • @christianjustin20
    @christianjustin20 4 місяці тому

    I wouldnt care if someone called me a truck.

    • @bradschultz2436
      @bradschultz2436 2 місяці тому

      Lol. Just run around yelling beep beep.

  • @williamfrancis2855
    @williamfrancis2855 4 місяці тому

    Did you ever rum into chomos inside?

  • @Caseoh087
    @Caseoh087 4 місяці тому

    Aye jw what does skinner mean 🤔