JEDI KNIGHTS & LORD ZEDD vs 4,000,000 GREEK HOPLITES | Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator 2 | UEBS 2

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  • Опубліковано 19 лис 2024

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  • @Hans_Gruber
    @Hans_Gruber 18 днів тому +3

    Those Lord Zedd units seem like the worst possible combination: melee units that are slow to move, slow to die, and slow to attack

  • @drfill9210
    @drfill9210 19 днів тому +2

    For the time being, it would be good if anything with a "z" on it loses

  • @davidmckayii752
    @davidmckayii752 15 днів тому +1

    I know what I'm doing for the next hour and twenty two minutes. 😎

  • @drfill9210
    @drfill9210 19 днів тому +1

    Ps hoplites had spears that were over 2m long- that was the whole point

  • @byrondhouston
    @byrondhouston 18 днів тому +1

    Good one!😎

  • @Nambawan123
    @Nambawan123 19 днів тому +2

    Yet again, on this Channel, we viewers stand by and cover our eyes while the Jedi commit genocide. The Greeks are simple farming folk. It will be nearly two thousand years until their descendants construct a firearm or internal combustion engine. They are not professional soldiers. They carry crude bronze swords and shields made of wood. Lo and behold, the Jedi arrive in their spaceships with their laser weapons and demand the subjugation of the Greeks. The Greeks are not a warlike people, but they are a proud people, and they refuse to bend the knee to an elite class of warrior priests selected at birth and trained all their lives in warfare and who certainly do not believe their power is granted to them by the people. No, they are wizards who conjure up superpowers, which they use for one thing and one thing only, fighting. Why the fuck doesn't Yoda use his ability to control objects with his mind to build a university or a casino?. These warrior-priests snatch children from their mothers and do nothing to eliminate slavery throughout the galaxy because they are, themselves, slavers.
    The Greek tribes assemble a mighty army that is four million strong. Unprecedented in Greece. But they know nothing of the Jedi and their weapons. They have no understanding of what awaits them. As for the Jedi, in their wisdom, they decide that justice is best served not by fucking off and leaving these primitive farmers as they found them but by massacring the entire adult male population of Greece in the course of an hour. The Jedi go about their business as if it is a form of sport. Eschewing distance weapons so that they can disembowel the helpless Greek warriors face to face. Now, there will be no one to collect the harvest, and the women and children of Greece will be beset by famine. The Jedi will stand by and do nothing, while Jabba the Hutt enslaves the attractive Greek females. They will live out their short and brutal lives working in Jabba's brothels. The rest will starve.
    The Greeks are now merely a footnote in history. Exterminated by the Jedi. I hope to see in the video that follows this a foe who will stop the Jedi from committing any more of their depredations. It is time someone in the Galaxy put a stop to the Jedi and their genocide of peoples and cultures who are as primitive to them as the forest people of the Congo are to us. Death to the Jedi imperialists! We support anti-colonial freedom fighters throughout the Galaxy! Even those who are zombies and plague carriers!

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 19 днів тому +2

      A life is meaningless next to the power of the Force 😂😂😂

    • @osvaldorodriguez8273
      @osvaldorodriguez8273 18 днів тому +2

      You make for a good lawyer or a politician 😂😂😂

    • @Nambawan123
      @Nambawan123 18 днів тому

      ​@@osvaldorodriguez8273 Hang on a minute. What is needed here is a Class Action lawsuit on behalf of the downtrodden orcs and Leatherfaces of the Galaxy, seeking punitive damages from the Jedi. And this channel, too. It must pay several trillion dollars as it has profited its shareholders from all this killing.

    • @keplergso8369
      @keplergso8369 16 днів тому

      "Genocide", "Imperalist" are fashion words used by lefties, most of time abusively, they are part of their ideological vocabulary . You use terms here to describe a video game, talking about imaginary characters to serve your propaganda ? It is ridiculous. Be adult, awake in the real world, and stop crying.

    • @keplergso8369
      @keplergso8369 16 днів тому

      @@osvaldorodriguez8273 I think, a teenager brainwashed by lefty ideology 🤣.