Tukde Tukde Narratives: How The Government Distracts India from Core issues | Ep.109 The DeshBhakt

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  • @basharali746
    @basharali746 5 років тому +472

    Newton, Ola and UBER guys are in shock right now

    • @yourcreed104
      @yourcreed104 5 років тому +19

      Because of Nehru

    • @51varchandshambhu14
      @51varchandshambhu14 5 років тому +1

      Yes

    • @beoriginal218
      @beoriginal218 5 років тому +3

      Group of Fake degree people, now exposed

    • @shitals251
      @shitals251 5 років тому +5

      Saath mein Aienstien also

    • @surinmansukh3603
      @surinmansukh3603 5 років тому

      Swiggi and zomato का number भी आएगा अब food and beverage industry के लिए।

  • @SatendraYadav-rb2un
    @SatendraYadav-rb2un 5 років тому +299

    Hitler once said - propoganda has to touch constantly the emotion of people, than their power of reasoning!!!

    • @Aqua-ov4bp
      @Aqua-ov4bp 5 років тому +9

      And modi is following this with full enthusiasm.

    • @whatgoesupcomesdown3942
      @whatgoesupcomesdown3942 5 років тому

      When and where did he say ? Mention the link in your comments so that I can also se !
      Or is this one of your pappu kaand😂😂😂
      Oops cat got your 👅

    • @swagatamdebnath2859
      @swagatamdebnath2859 5 років тому +1

      @@whatgoesupcomesdown3942 gawaar bhaiya jaake dek to lete idhr udhr search maarke🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @whatgoesupcomesdown3942
      @whatgoesupcomesdown3942 5 років тому

      @@swagatamdebnath2859 areeeee behen gavar Hun na Mai ..tu toh nahi hai na ?
      Bhej de na toh link

    • @advinsatheesh466
      @advinsatheesh466 2 роки тому

      @@whatgoesupcomesdown3942 aa gaye bhakt. Namaste biscuit khao

  • @rohanbose528
    @rohanbose528 5 років тому +398

    Please make a video on the ground reality of Assam NRC

    • @misbhaioskar8633
      @misbhaioskar8633 5 років тому +13

      I will tell you ground reality of NRC. I m from Assam.

    • @rohanbose528
      @rohanbose528 5 років тому +4

      @@misbhaioskar8633 yes please brother. M really scared

    • @Nishakalra796
      @Nishakalra796 5 років тому

      @@misbhaioskar8633 what exactly is NRC? PLEASE ELABORATE

    • @masteryoda4269
      @masteryoda4269 5 років тому

      Yess please

    • @novohsreedasgupta9419
      @novohsreedasgupta9419 5 років тому

      @@misbhaioskar8633 please do

  • @alwins
    @alwins 4 роки тому +67

    "Bell icon ka lynching Kar do, bohot popular hai aaj kal"
    I died there😂

  • @sagarpattanaik5354
    @sagarpattanaik5354 5 років тому +728

    Beer sales are down becoz people are getting high on Gau Mutr..

    • @RRWW599
      @RRWW599 5 років тому +4

      As Easily available in real vakt counter with a high discount.....hurray.... Beer @ made in vkt

    • @niteshsingh6375
      @niteshsingh6375 5 років тому +3

      Damn good bro. 😂😂

    • @habeebrahman9370
      @habeebrahman9370 5 років тому +4

      Wah kiya bola bhai

    • @RRWW599
      @RRWW599 5 років тому +1

      @Rashi Sharma??😨

    • @RRWW599
      @RRWW599 5 років тому

      @Rashi Sharma confused with Lmao

  • @prateeksaini9569
    @prateeksaini9569 5 років тому +2560

    "Ndtv Abtak zinda hai?" Strong statement my friend.

    • @sanjaysharma-yo7eu
      @sanjaysharma-yo7eu 5 років тому +44

      Nikhil Newse atleast guvava ke daam 50 se 100 rupees to nhi kie.😄😄

    • @pushpendrakushwaha5877
      @pushpendrakushwaha5877 5 років тому +52

      @@nikhilnewse3318 jiss desh ka paisa jitna gir raha hota hai us desh ka pm utna hi gira hua hota hai ye vaky kis mahan vyakti ne kaha tha??

    • @kvgeorge2899
      @kvgeorge2899 5 років тому +37

      NDTV will continue, others will definitely distroy.

    • @AmanGupta-dn2wb
      @AmanGupta-dn2wb 5 років тому +47

      @@livelife1949 get a life bro!!

    • @jaimaharashtra131
      @jaimaharashtra131 5 років тому +23

      @@nikhilnewse3318 you will realise your folly soon, we will see the recession of the century. According to you Raghuram Rajan, Urjit Patel, Viral Acharya were all anti national and incompetent, wah modiji wah !! Isko bolte h, andhe ...... fauj mei daude

  • @yashsinghania2120
    @yashsinghania2120 5 років тому +123

    Akash sir that Johnny Sinn's reference killed it. 😂

    • @faranahmed5310
      @faranahmed5310 5 років тому

      Waah Bhai Johnny Sins Ko Acche Se notice kiye aapne... 😅😂👌

    • @yashsinghania2120
      @yashsinghania2120 5 років тому +8

      @@faranahmed5310 Johnny Sinn's movies make more sense than the current government.😅

    • @jeephodnahai566
      @jeephodnahai566 5 років тому

      @@yashsinghania2120 Johnny Sins ki movie bhi aati hai Mai toh sirf 10- 20 minutes ki video dekh ke kaam chala rha tha😂😂😂😂😂

    • @faranahmed5310
      @faranahmed5310 5 років тому +2

      @@yashsinghania2120 Johnny Bhai Ko Hi Next PM Bnado Fir... Abki Bar Johnny Sarkar😂

    • @thefalcon1260
      @thefalcon1260 5 років тому +1

      Many people will search him now after this reference😀😀😀.

  • @yusufmansuri4113
    @yusufmansuri4113 4 роки тому +38

    This is the power of right education....knowledge......salute to h....Bhai....

  • @whatwedoing5427
    @whatwedoing5427 5 років тому +264

    I lost my job as a territory sales manager from Airtel.
    *Want to open a 'Pudi Sabzi aur Pakaude' shop.*

    • @anjuy6984
      @anjuy6984 5 років тому +5

      Many people from govt jobs are forcefully given VRS for silly reasons......

    • @hp_37
      @hp_37 4 роки тому +1

      Dekh lo...bhai pyaz bhi mehnga ho gaya ...inta paisa kaha se laoge🤭

    • @anjuy6984
      @anjuy6984 4 роки тому +3

      पूरी सब्जी और पकोड़े भी नहीं बेच पाओगे भाई क्युकी प्याज भी महंगा ही गया है।
      ड्राइवरी भी नहीं कर पाओगे जैसा मोदीजी ने suggest किया था क्युकी ऑटो सेक्टर के साथ साथ पूरी इंडस्ट्रीज मंदी में हैं।

    • @nidakhan628
      @nidakhan628 4 роки тому +2

      Chai bech sakte ho.. Pm ban jaaoge

    • @akaur5802
      @akaur5802 4 роки тому

      What We Doing best of luck👍👍👍👍

  • @AnilKumar-xw5bs
    @AnilKumar-xw5bs 4 роки тому +670

    Modi is busy building statues and Temples .. please don’t disturb him 😲

    • @sibasankarsahu7052
      @sibasankarsahu7052 4 роки тому +28

      Modi ki gaand me statue of land ghusa denge

    • @omerosmankouser7055
      @omerosmankouser7055 4 роки тому +18

      Google pe search karo stupid pm in the world modi ji ka naam ata hai 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @wazirkhan9935
      @wazirkhan9935 4 роки тому +10

      @@omerosmankouser7055 aur no.1 criminal bhi ATA hai

    • @saptarshidasgupta3468
      @saptarshidasgupta3468 4 роки тому +4

      Economy damaged😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.sirf puja or puja kijiya mandir ma 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @himanshumandal100
      @himanshumandal100 4 роки тому +1

      Ya bro. Let's keep mum

  • @shubhambhakta9791
    @shubhambhakta9791 4 роки тому +294

    Ndtv ab bhi zinda hai... Hits me hard. Thank god zinda hai ❤

    • @kausikkar2587
      @kausikkar2587 4 роки тому +2

      NDTV is good. But Barkha Dutt revealed many of Army's asset which resulted in many terror attack.😓

  • @mohammadfaroojmjjmqjoya2186
    @mohammadfaroojmjjmqjoya2186 5 років тому +87

    Mr.Banerji
    Well done
    You are doing good job.
    Carry on.

    • @SQUID12
      @SQUID12 5 років тому +6

      We all know who has 33 thousand crore fake gods 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @macdeep8523
      @macdeep8523 5 років тому

      Ravish kumar, rathi, akash banerjee all are planted opposition, planted by bjp only, real opposition can never survive on any medium

    • @kiddsscare3202
      @kiddsscare3202 5 років тому +1

      Yesss well done...n good job....evryone proud of you.👏👏👏

  • @dankbangayahu4835
    @dankbangayahu4835 5 років тому +125

    *I think we need a Revolution.*

    • @Shivampandey-gd7fl
      @Shivampandey-gd7fl 5 років тому +6

      Yes brother this all type of anti-indian steps by this
      government can't be accepted in india. All youth need to be aware about it . And force government to think about indian peoples need and unity first.

    • @mesiakalai1787
      @mesiakalai1787 5 років тому +5

      India need a changing revolution

    • @jessygeorge3928
      @jessygeorge3928 5 років тому +1

      Agree with you absolutely

    • @lakimdahal5055
      @lakimdahal5055 5 років тому +1

      revolution is a must! to defeat such fascists regime and to have common people's democracy🌺

    • @jalilarrahman9433
      @jalilarrahman9433 5 років тому +1

      Right bro

  • @RoyalMamba.
    @RoyalMamba. 5 років тому +48

    Pretty much expected that kamra would show up at 8:53 😂😂
    I was literally waiting for it !

  • @abhijeetraushan4504
    @abhijeetraushan4504 5 років тому +438

    Millennials are unemployed they can't afford to buy car 😃

    • @tasneemali1692
      @tasneemali1692 5 років тому +4

      This is actual reason..😀😀

    • @AKT1610
      @AKT1610 5 років тому +4

      Lol. Exactly. Fucking 8lacs for a hatchback.

    • @macdeep8523
      @macdeep8523 5 років тому

      Millennials is first world concept , does not apply to third world like India and pakistan

    • @abhijeetraushan4504
      @abhijeetraushan4504 5 років тому +1

      @@macdeep8523 you are right about Pakistan...but when a nation can afford to give money to developed countries like Russia then you can't refer it as a third world country......its time to educate yourself

    • @prabhakarj931
      @prabhakarj931 5 років тому

      Abhijeet, the FM won't say that. She won't say why sale of commercial vehicles also fell.

  • @rickysingh2189
    @rickysingh2189 5 років тому +155

    Nimala:- Parle-G in loss bcoz millennials eat momos with tea not biscuits.

  • @Azura-adamson
    @Azura-adamson 5 років тому +223

    I'm just frustrated...
    Can't see this happening with my great Country.

    • @luckumathur7938
      @luckumathur7938 5 років тому +1

      Your country is pakistan

    • @JasleenKaur-io1us
      @JasleenKaur-io1us 5 років тому +17

      @@luckumathur7938 and you should have been born in no man's land

    • @commandohrd4959
      @commandohrd4959 5 років тому +14

      @@luckumathur7938 kyu be chutiye?

    • @sankarshanmishra6326
      @sankarshanmishra6326 5 років тому +17

      @@luckumathur7938 BJP IT cell confirmed

    • @jalitajames6979
      @jalitajames6979 5 років тому +16

      It's really sad that people like you are actually there to divide our India .Remember even the Indian flag has orange white and green , we Indians need to be united .because India won't remain India if there are no Hindus Muslims Christians Sikhs united.please go and educate yourself and study the constitution of India.God bless you

  • @mrinalmajhi4396
    @mrinalmajhi4396 5 років тому +130

    Some one :Nirmala mam why India's GDP growth ret us 5%..
    Nirmala mam:you are Anti socialist.

  • @anuragdwijam7897
    @anuragdwijam7897 4 роки тому +138

    2014 me World Hunger Index me India Ka rank 55th thi magar 2019 me 102 ho gyi aur ab 2020 me aur bhi buri sthiti h ......is Modi jhutthe ko jaldi hatana h nhi to desh barbad ho Jayega...

  • @AK-ud5bi
    @AK-ud5bi 5 років тому +113

    I don't get into calculations - Piyush Goyal clarifying his *stupidity*

    • @tejasthetraveller9628
      @tejasthetraveller9628 5 років тому +7

      Unfortunately he is a Chartered Accountant whose basic job is calculation 😅

    • @rohitb405
      @rohitb405 5 років тому +4

      @@tejasthetraveller9628 CA Ke naam pe ye kalank h ye bh*sdika

    • @sohailkhawaldar586
      @sohailkhawaldar586 5 років тому

      He could have just said i goofed up .. N went to say people on twitter will not understand what im saying n clarification wer just out of box

  • @smitra5901
    @smitra5901 5 років тому +150

    Piyush Goyal: Maths never helped Einstein to discover gravity.
    Isaac Newton (a Mathematician): am I joke to you? 😒

    • @gamingotaku1703
      @gamingotaku1703 5 років тому

      Actually it never did, he was wrong but right 😂🤣

    • @anuj8825
      @anuj8825 5 років тому

      @@gamingotaku1703 ; what never did ?

    • @gamingotaku1703
      @gamingotaku1703 5 років тому

      @@anuj8825 maths never helped him discover gravity...

    • @shigushigu7
      @shigushigu7 5 років тому +1

      Le Newtown: to me Kya job chod do? 😧😧😧

    • @rajivvarma6764
      @rajivvarma6764 5 років тому

      you r anti national

  • @shivamdhanwate7372
    @shivamdhanwate7372 5 років тому +225

    How these ministers are illiterate even 5th std students can tell about gravity

    • @Nidhin.chandrasekhar
      @Nidhin.chandrasekhar 5 років тому +1

      Piyush was a CA rank holder 😁

    • @commonman7690
      @commonman7690 5 років тому +3

      @fking deadbrain bhakts
      🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @kiraamv5507
      @kiraamv5507 5 років тому +2

      @fking deadbrain bhakts 😂😂

    • @kiraamv5507
      @kiraamv5507 5 років тому +2

      @DR ARKA MUKHOPADHYAY Einsteinian is not even a word, i think your it cell forgot to tell you that, Newtonian word is only used for fluid which follow the conditions of Newtonian fluids

    • @kiraamv5507
      @kiraamv5507 5 років тому +1

      IT cell*

  • @liveinrealityrd9824
    @liveinrealityrd9824 4 роки тому +15

    Love from Pakistan your doing excellent work

  • @abhishekkadu7701
    @abhishekkadu7701 5 років тому +71

    I literally hit the bell icon when you said "Aap ko economy ki kasam" 😅

    • @saptarshidasgupta3468
      @saptarshidasgupta3468 4 роки тому

      No economy only tukde tukde gang😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kdhamija
    @Kdhamija Рік тому

    One of the best episodes ever! Should be played in every household once taki unki ankhe khul jaye.

  • @VlogsShortsA2Z
    @VlogsShortsA2Z 5 років тому +60

    I loved that line bannerji ji..bell icon ka lynching kar do !!

  • @abhinabaroy3858
    @abhinabaroy3858 3 роки тому +2

    3:30 ONE OF THE BEST OF AKASH BHAIYA !!!

  • @LearnwithNel
    @LearnwithNel 5 років тому +44

    Who is still watching comments and thinking for an action?? Yes you m talking to you, it's time for the revolution.

    • @parinitaduttaroy4418
      @parinitaduttaroy4418 5 років тому +5

      No.. The time hasnt arrived yet... Let the bhakts lose their jobs, let their savings exhaust... Maybe then...

    • @LearnwithNel
      @LearnwithNel 5 років тому +2

      "Maybe"

  • @dr.pomitaghoshal672
    @dr.pomitaghoshal672 5 років тому +55

    Oh, poor Vikas! I hope you gave him a treat after this.
    Loved loved loved the video. :)

  • @abhishekwankhede6860
    @abhishekwankhede6860 5 років тому +246

    I dont know how she became the financial minister, and how BJP is still ruling?! Lol🤣
    God save our country

    • @sid201288
      @sid201288 5 років тому +6

      Evm jindabaad

    • @sampadization
      @sampadization 5 років тому +15

      @@sid201288 EVM nahi logon ko aise neta acche lagte hain. Unko parhe likhe log bure lagte hain. 90% Indians will support finance ministers statement. And love Modi. 90% of Indians think Modi is God.90% of Indians don't want development, they only want destruction of pakistan. That's it.
      Unparh, jaahil, gawaar saale sab ke sab.

    • @kargigrant5604
      @kargigrant5604 5 років тому +2

      She said my balance sheet is Equal so they made her FM😭😭💔

    • @INSHANIYAT786.
      @INSHANIYAT786. 5 років тому

      Bhai aapne toh vote deke jitaya hai ab achhe din ko intzaar karo

    • @tripleace2083
      @tripleace2083 5 років тому

      @@sampadization Correct... But still I say EVM is not reliable at all..

  • @randomdude9135
    @randomdude9135 5 років тому +299

    BJP andhbhaks: Jai Shree Ram!!
    Nirmala ji: Ola hu U(k)ber 🤣

    • @sergioenergid9840
      @sergioenergid9840 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @King-he2mv
      @King-he2mv 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @ashutoshsaraswat8350
      @ashutoshsaraswat8350 5 років тому +4

      Nirmala ji did master in economy from JNU so what can we expect from her
      JNU mein padhai ko chorh ka sab kuch hota hai😂😂😂

    • @nomitahazarika6380
      @nomitahazarika6380 5 років тому

      🤣🤣🤣. Hilarious

    • @nomitahazarika6380
      @nomitahazarika6380 5 років тому +7

      @@ashutoshsaraswat8350 wrong narrative. It doesn't mean where one comes from. It's about how one make use of one's knowledge. Some sells their integrity to power and some stand brave against it. 🙃

  • @Ashoke141
    @Ashoke141 5 років тому +73

    Wonderful presentation, Mr. Akash. Keep it up. Hug and love. :-)

  • @razorguy13396
    @razorguy13396 4 роки тому +3

    Earlier, I never watched your videos I thought they were boring. I only watched Kunal Kamra and NDTV.
    BUT wOOOOAAAAhh ! You are really amazing @akashBanarjee AKA "BHAKT" Banarjee. You speak in exact humour and information which is perfect or the masses in this country to undersand the core mindset of people and government.
    I don't wear a hat but Hat's OFF!

  • @AK-ud5bi
    @AK-ud5bi 5 років тому +81

    *Newton Discovered Apple* :- Piyush Goyal

  • @mdmubasshir4021
    @mdmubasshir4021 5 років тому +127

    Me:H C Verma sir u r wrong
    Einstein discover law of gravity
    Sir: where u studied?
    Me: whatsApp university

  • @yashchhatrisha2541
    @yashchhatrisha2541 4 роки тому +9

    Your really funny.😂 I like watching your videos 💯 I don’t know about politics but you make good videos bruh.

  • @sceaserjulius9476
    @sceaserjulius9476 5 років тому +67

    "Auto ke paise ka kya kiya?"
    "Uber kiya."
    "UBER KIYA! UBER!"
    😂😂😂

  • @Ankitksha
    @Ankitksha 5 років тому +99

    Millennials doing Uber is much better than Govt. doing Gobar with economy.😂

  • @adeerather617
    @adeerather617 Рік тому +1

    U r really a gem 💎 in field of journalism love from kashmir india

  • @TheQuirkyIndian
    @TheQuirkyIndian 5 років тому +33

    You are a role model for the youths in our country
    Sir appreciation to the Last Level 🥰😍

    • @mohammedameer5063
      @mohammedameer5063 5 років тому

      Manish Majumder really is he ? or ....ji ?

    • @TheQuirkyIndian
      @TheQuirkyIndian 5 років тому

      @@mohammedameer5063 no buddy

    • @mohammedameer5063
      @mohammedameer5063 5 років тому

      Manish Majumder oops sorry I wanted to refer to the youth that not whole of youth is fan of him ....some r of ......ji too

  • @ysfmerchant
    @ysfmerchant Рік тому +1

    Akashji. Apko dekhte hi do ser khoon bardh jata hai. ❤❤❤

  • @bijoypaul3377
    @bijoypaul3377 4 роки тому +48

    GDP going down, patriotism sellng and onion prices going up.

  • @nancysrivastava7779
    @nancysrivastava7779 3 роки тому +2

    Vikas's treatment in the starting triggered my PTSD😅 awesome video btw

  • @ayushrai7379
    @ayushrai7379 4 роки тому +191

    Wearing black t shirt : this t shirt is white
    Me: Saluting the level of sarcasm

  • @alamkingalamking9258
    @alamkingalamking9258 2 роки тому

    Very good patrakaar ji aapke jaisa patrakaar hona chahie desh mein

  • @dragonwarrior313
    @dragonwarrior313 5 років тому +36

    Bhai this is the best video from you...
    This was must needed before elections...

    • @bhushanabk3973
      @bhushanabk3973 5 років тому +2

      Doesn't matter.
      Evm s are tampered to win elections.

  • @BlitzKriegPlays
    @BlitzKriegPlays 5 років тому +31

    You have been consistently improving your videos. Love watching them.

  • @rohitsuryavanshi3234
    @rohitsuryavanshi3234 5 років тому +62

    ग्रेट sir जी दिमाग की बत्ती जला देते हों आप आपका कोई भी एपिसोड मिस नही हुआ है अब तक

  • @joemed02
    @joemed02 5 років тому +22

    Tysm for being brave and coming forward with untainted and uninfluenced truth of the situation of India. Respect Akash sir! 🙏

    • @kushalprakash5347
      @kushalprakash5347 5 років тому

      बहुत अच्छा है सर कमाल कर दिया है आपने सर . बीजेपी कि हालत खस्ता कर दी है .साले चाय बैच ले हराम खोर .इजजत कि जिनंदगी जी ले नीच .शाह को भी ले जा अपने साथ .

  • @irfankhanmr1
    @irfankhanmr1 4 роки тому

    Banerjee sir you are the most and highly effective intellectual Satire, your talk gives us the solace in these horrific ACCHE DINNs.

  • @rishabgupta6670
    @rishabgupta6670 5 років тому +25

    Akash Banerjee ji .... you are true legend.
    Thanks for giving us right information.

  • @imrozkhan7994
    @imrozkhan7994 4 роки тому

    All issues colited in video... explained very well

  • @onlylitan
    @onlylitan 5 років тому +100

    Dear Akash,
    Please make a video on impact of NRC.

  • @Sonali-is8so
    @Sonali-is8so 4 роки тому +3

    You're just amazing man !

  • @dominiclhouvum8231
    @dominiclhouvum8231 4 роки тому +2

    The starting gag killed me hahah.

  • @AlokKumar-cl9mf
    @AlokKumar-cl9mf 5 років тому +67

    One of best episode 2019 dis year 😆😅😃😁😀😊

  • @poojajoshi9784
    @poojajoshi9784 4 роки тому +1

    U r extremely talented and intelligent

  • @aiezmunir9608
    @aiezmunir9608 4 роки тому +26

    "Aap hi to hai millennial." That startled me.

  • @swapnil8453
    @swapnil8453 2 роки тому

    Ekdam kdkkkkkkkkkkkkk Sir

  • @bibhungrh
    @bibhungrh 5 років тому +34

    Galti to ""Simon"" ki hai,Desh chod ke Jana nahin tha.😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @bikramjitroy6155
      @bikramjitroy6155 5 років тому +4

      Simon, come back!

    • @sfhmd
      @sfhmd 5 років тому +2

      Simon come back..As Kunal Kamra said..🤣🤣

  • @Wealth_Wellness_Hub
    @Wealth_Wellness_Hub 5 років тому +124

    Farmers are not getting proper proce & selling of their products due to zomato swiggy . (Coming soon..))😂

  • @bimlakarmishra8139
    @bimlakarmishra8139 2 роки тому

    Sir the way you speak it’s amazing.... big fan of yours...always your admirer...

  • @bhupindersingh1390
    @bhupindersingh1390 5 років тому +38

    Akash ji ne kamaal ka video bnaya hai, dho dala andh bhakto ko

    • @raghav265
      @raghav265 5 років тому

      Aur unko gand Akash me hi dikhegi. Chashma maila ho to duniya gandi hi dikhegi.

  • @Vishuu_396
    @Vishuu_396 3 роки тому

    sab video mese yeh waha video jabardast tha thanks akash bro

  • @arinabano9352
    @arinabano9352 3 роки тому

    You r outstanding sir .......

  • @rahultark1965
    @rahultark1965 5 років тому +55

    This is best video to expose modi government.

    • @singhdeepak10
      @singhdeepak10 5 років тому +1

      Akash Banerjee is andho mein kana raja.

  • @Vikas-gb8zn
    @Vikas-gb8zn 4 роки тому +5

    Again your are taking my name.. This is the 2nd time.

  • @zees9669
    @zees9669 5 років тому +41

    New name for Piyush Goyal.
    *Einstein*

  • @gurjitaulakh7247
    @gurjitaulakh7247 4 роки тому

    GOOD ONE

  • @irfanahmadkhan7771
    @irfanahmadkhan7771 5 років тому +33

    According 2 me this is one the best video of yours

  • @rickyp3235
    @rickyp3235 5 років тому +65

    Gravity was discovered by Einstein but Newton took the credits like Nehru does.. (No one is getting Sacrcasm so let me clear that Gravity was discovered in 1687 and Newton was born in 1879)

    • @gamingotaku1703
      @gamingotaku1703 5 років тому +5

      Like modi*** is doing

    • @vishuwithyt
      @vishuwithyt 5 років тому +1

      Zor se thappad maar diya vikas ko

    • @vikasgupta8948
      @vikasgupta8948 5 років тому +3

      gravity is discover by newton but it modified by einstein

    • @rickyp3235
      @rickyp3235 5 років тому +9

      @@gamingotaku1703 Modiji is the face of Invention. He discovered email and digital cameras.. he made chai with sewage gas. what more u want? anti national..

    • @rickyp3235
      @rickyp3235 5 років тому +6

      @@vishuwithyt Vikas aane waala tha bas Nehru ne usse rok dia. wo toh darwaze tak aa gaya tha

  • @rubym38
    @rubym38 3 роки тому +1

    Millennials are anyone born in 1984-1997 😅. From 1998, it’s Gen Z

  • @shyamakantyadav2424
    @shyamakantyadav2424 5 років тому +26

    Destructive Items means "BJP"

  • @skfirojali2429
    @skfirojali2429 5 років тому +18

    I wait every week for new video and want to support you but I am also a unemployed.

  • @rifffacts5993
    @rifffacts5993 2 роки тому +1

    Nice bro 👍🏻

  • @noorbashasyed6409
    @noorbashasyed6409 4 роки тому

    Bilkul sach hundred percent

  • @mayuri4904
    @mayuri4904 5 років тому +87

    Chandrayan 2 is also agenda to divert from gdp

    • @AiwanKhan
      @AiwanKhan 5 років тому

      right...

    • @veerunagalikar718
      @veerunagalikar718 5 років тому +2

      Your right sister I am from raichur

    • @kabirdas5572
      @kabirdas5572 5 років тому +12

      Chandrayaan 2 is mission by isro. modi/bjp didn't play any role in success of chandrayaan. They're just their to take credits.

    • @praneetshekhar
      @praneetshekhar 5 років тому +5

      Oh, please don't say this. It's one of the only good government-funded organisations.
      Chandrayaan-2 was sanctioned by PM Manmohan Singh, way before any of us thought the manner in which BJP will take over the country, right after Chandrayaan-1 in 2008.
      But you may argue about the timing of the launch and other things done under BJP. Not sure when the exact date was finalized.

    • @anjalishaw5400
      @anjalishaw5400 5 років тому +2

      Wah. ...meko indian Fawad Choudhary mil gyi ....yehhhhh .........pls mam isko tweet kar dijiye.. Fawad Choudhary Ko share krte hue....apko award milega . .....idiot girl

  • @navedquazi2224
    @navedquazi2224 4 роки тому +1

    Super sir ji

  • @khushimusiccompany6049
    @khushimusiccompany6049 5 років тому +60

    मां कसम आज मोदी जी ने उनको दिये गए एक एक वोट की कीमत चुका दी।
    चुप क्यों बैठें हो यारो नाचो अब 😍😘

    • @singhpunjabi7863
      @singhpunjabi7863 5 років тому +2

      modi ji ne aaj kha hai "ye toh sirf trailer tha mere dost, Picture to abhi baki hai"

    • @vivekjoshi5503
      @vivekjoshi5503 5 років тому

      Kashmir mein aa Gaya vote

  • @mohammedsumarsanghani3028
    @mohammedsumarsanghani3028 4 роки тому

    Amazing bhai..

  • @lateefahmadwanilaw8948
    @lateefahmadwanilaw8948 4 роки тому

    Yaar.....Bahut khoob

  • @wandereronearth123
    @wandereronearth123 5 років тому +512

    Bhakts would be like : Share market is falling due to gravity ....chaliye Gravity ko Vanakkam

    • @afsheen030
      @afsheen030 5 років тому +15

      Which was discovered by einstein😂

    • @mukundanand8109
      @mukundanand8109 5 років тому +4

      Lol.😂😂😂awesome practical use of gravity

    • @lonewanderer8414
      @lonewanderer8414 5 років тому +10

      Share Market is falling because Einstein discovered Gravity. Einstein is Anti India. If he wouldn't have discovered gravity, stocks would have been sky high just like those reporters and ministers who are high on weed energy.

    • @shivamdhanwate7372
      @shivamdhanwate7372 5 років тому +3

      Really funny

    • @wandereronearth123
      @wandereronearth123 5 років тому +6

      Chalo ji Gravity ko Vankkam

  • @abdussk.5715
    @abdussk.5715 3 роки тому +210

    Sad realty: BJP still winning the elections 😪😭

    • @kishorevonguru5700
      @kishorevonguru5700 3 роки тому +5

      Go n see in Hyderabad where Muslims are majority always Mim wins it's fault by both religion

    • @kishorevonguru5700
      @kishorevonguru5700 3 роки тому +2

      @Scouts Honor yaa because of it BJP and mim are winning don't u think so offcourse other factors such as weak opposition and other things adds up

    • @sonumemon2386
      @sonumemon2386 3 роки тому +4

      @@kishorevonguru5700 we support modi😂😂😂bcz he destroying india😅😅we stand with modi😅😂😂modi hamara bhi hai india ki gand mari hai😂😂😂love from pakistan to modi😂😂next prime mister of india is modi😂😂

    • @kishorevonguru5700
      @kishorevonguru5700 3 роки тому +1

      @@sonumemon2386 hehe who said Gand Mari just search upcoming projects their is no comparison to Pakistan bro. Hope both nations develop stoping seeing one side news

    • @advinsatheesh466
      @advinsatheesh466 3 роки тому +1

      @@kishorevonguru5700 true both are equally bad

  • @azhar5034
    @azhar5034 5 років тому +1006

    India rupee fall is due to gravity !

    • @TheShoppingSpotlight
      @TheShoppingSpotlight 5 років тому +55

      Newton ki galti...😄

    • @gauravsoni5077
      @gauravsoni5077 5 років тому +23

      Zabardast !!

    • @riteshmajumder5168
      @riteshmajumder5168 5 років тому +33

      Ab to tum pakke anti national kehlaoge bhai, tmhre naam k wajah se

    • @smitakumari6850
      @smitakumari6850 5 років тому +43

      @@TheShoppingSpotlight Newton nahi bhai Einstein ki galti thi

    • @imthebest5019
      @imthebest5019 5 років тому +5

      Indian rupee should go to 200 each doller bro lets us earn money now. Pet pay lath mat maro Bhai

  • @sarthaknegi5068
    @sarthaknegi5068 5 років тому +2569

    The no. Of people who will not vote bjp
    👇
    👇
    👇

  • @GauravSharma-uj4mr
    @GauravSharma-uj4mr 5 років тому +480

    Countries iQ is falling because of Minister's using WhatsApp 😡😡

    • @najamch861
      @najamch861 5 років тому

      What is RAW doing then ?

    • @Manziit
      @Manziit 5 років тому +2

      new Iq categories...
      0-20 idiot
      0- (-20) bhakt
      - 20 se -40 andhbkat ...

    • @akshitdadhwal
      @akshitdadhwal 5 років тому

      I don't think IQ is falling people were never aware about political issues in India as they are now. People do use internet for space research , knowledge and to improve their skills etc not only for whatsapp

    • @Youtub60662592
      @Youtub60662592 5 років тому

      Lol.. It isnt because they r selling propoganda.. But because bhakts r born fools.. Ab ganje ko kangi bechoge to wo ganje ki galti he ya bechne wale ki.. Socho ya ullu bnte rho.. 😂

  • @BharatiyaDeshbhakt
    @BharatiyaDeshbhakt 4 роки тому +470

    *WHO KNEW THAT THE GDP WOULD DROP TO -23.9% SOMEDAY* 😳

    • @HETA_MAAT-KARO_MAMA
      @HETA_MAAT-KARO_MAMA 4 роки тому +22

      Modi ka deyn hai bhaii desh barbad hogaya hai bahkt log ko abih bih nahi samahj aa raha hai

    • @nachiketsharma4507
      @nachiketsharma4507 4 роки тому +4

      Raghuram rajan

    • @user-ib2el1ym5t
      @user-ib2el1ym5t 4 роки тому +14

      @@HETA_MAAT-KARO_MAMA bhai andhbhakt hai vo saare
      Use aur uske andhbhakt Hindu-Muslim
      Mandir-masjid krke Dange failla kr khtm kr denge Desh ko

    • @user-ib2el1ym5t
      @user-ib2el1ym5t 4 роки тому +10

      @@nachiketsharma4507 yes the person who warned demonization is the worst idea and will lead to economic crisis
      And the andhbhakt were saying its a masterstroke and people against it are anti-national

    • @venkataratnamv6989
      @venkataratnamv6989 3 роки тому +7

      Modi hai tho mumkin hai...

  • @aniketjadhav6917
    @aniketjadhav6917 5 років тому +412

    I miss Dr Manmohan singh more than my x

  • @mayannksharma8128
    @mayannksharma8128 5 років тому +323

    Nirmala tai be like:
    Share prices are falling because of gravity.😂

  • @devendrapahade399
    @devendrapahade399 4 роки тому +360

    अच्छा हुआ बीजेपी 60 सालो तक सत्ता से दूर रही,वर्ना आज भारत के लोग पत्ते लपेट कर झींगा लाला हुर्र हुर्र कर रहे होते।।😂😂

  • @proudindian7600
    @proudindian7600 5 років тому +541

    Nirmala ji : restaurant bussiness is falling down bcz of swiggy, zomato

    • @viraloninternet3792
      @viraloninternet3792 5 років тому +17

      Mostly due to zomato 😂😂😂

    • @ishanparbhakar7150
      @ishanparbhakar7150 5 років тому +26

      Because of Nehru and zomato.

    • @nilenduofficial
      @nilenduofficial 5 років тому +7

      The reason is obviously "Ghar ka khana." 😁😁😁😁

    • @sudhirgupta6304
      @sudhirgupta6304 5 років тому +4

      Log ab ghar par khana bana kar kha rahe hain.

    • @gamefame4720
      @gamefame4720 5 років тому +5

      Due to pakoda and chai wala 😂 😂 😂

  • @aquaanjy
    @aquaanjy 4 роки тому +68

    You have become my favorite person online!

    • @Rohityaduwanshi701
      @Rohityaduwanshi701 3 роки тому +1

      Left vale ho sahi hai😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sonumemon2386
      @sonumemon2386 3 роки тому +1

      @@Rohityaduwanshi701 we support modi😂😂😂bcz he destroying india😅😅we stand with modi😅😂😂modi hamara bhi hai india ki gand mari hai😂😂😂love from pakistan to modi😂😂next prime mister of india is modi😂😂

  • @inayatkarediya2985
    @inayatkarediya2985 5 років тому +324

    जबसे मोदी सरकार सत्ता मे आयी है तबसे मैंने कार्टून चैनल देखना ही बंद कर दीया हैं !!! 😁😁😁

  • @prashant247
    @prashant247 5 років тому +1063

    Who is best pm:
    Manmohan:Like
    Feku:Comments

    • @aniltekam9744
      @aniltekam9744 5 років тому +8

      roy bhakt

    • @sazidpervej8709
      @sazidpervej8709 5 років тому +36

      Modi is best - Chutiya banane me. 😃😃😃😃😃😃

    • @shridharsarraf2188
      @shridharsarraf2188 5 років тому +19

      Best PM was atal bihari vajpayee ji🙏🙏, all will agree

    • @prashant247
      @prashant247 5 років тому +17

      @@Ab-mc2sh maine to feku bola. Tumne hi modi man liya

    • @father_of_Newton
      @father_of_Newton 5 років тому +3

      @@Ab-mc2sh 😂😂😂😂😆

  • @Quizy_quiz
    @Quizy_quiz 4 роки тому +134

    Whenever I see our finance minister i always get a thought "Ham ko kuch nahi pata"

  • @imtiyazkhan1102
    @imtiyazkhan1102 5 років тому +284

    Einstein is responsible for Gravity and the fall of Indian GDP 😂😂😂

    • @gurjitaulakh7247
      @gurjitaulakh7247 4 роки тому

      WE R .PUBLIC RESPONSIBLE FOR TATH .(ACCORDING TO BJP )

    • @deepaknamdeothorat731
      @deepaknamdeothorat731 4 роки тому +1

      not Einstein... you MADARSA CHHAP ARSEHOLES

    • @sumeramansuri4313
      @sumeramansuri4313 4 роки тому

      @@deepaknamdeothorat731 imtiyaz khan comment is in a sarcastic way first you watch the video properly don't think that people gaining education from madrasa are uneducated it seems that you have some hearing problem

  • @arunrawat9931
    @arunrawat9931 5 років тому +906

    Yogi: Aaj se gravity ka naam Garbhawati😂😂😂😂

  • @sehbakhan4995
    @sehbakhan4995 4 роки тому +243

    Hello Aakash sir , I am a teacher and in my school 70% of the faculty is in support of a "Strong party which came into power in 2014 ".I try to give them many logical reasons for all the things happening for the past 5 years , you won't be surprised to know what they replied .One of our very good and a logical teacher said our share market is on boom right now and everybody wants to trade with us .People are not understanding the fact that whatever our P.M. is doing is for the country only .So conclusion is aap bhakton ko kuch bhi samjha do wo barbad ho kr hi maanenge saath me hamen bhi karenge .And being a muslim agr main kuch bhi kahun to anti national ho jati hun 😐

    • @Suraj-_-Sood
      @Suraj-_-Sood 4 роки тому +24

      Bhai hume unhe samjhate rehna hoga kyunki iss descisions se humara future bhi decide hota hai

    • @sunilchowta3506
      @sunilchowta3506 3 роки тому +6

      👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍👍👍😃

    • @saimarashid7135
      @saimarashid7135 3 роки тому +15

      Sounds so damn relatable!

    • @roshnikhan1778
      @roshnikhan1778 3 роки тому +6

      Sahi kaha sab andhe ho chuke hain,, sahi nabz dabai h BJP ne

    • @vinodkumarsharma2560
      @vinodkumarsharma2560 3 роки тому +6

      Ek assurance meri taraf se aapka liye jab bhi koi kisi logical muslim comment parbakwas karta hei toh itni maa behen ki galiyan di jati hei ki bhat ohada hota hei.
      Yehi humari takat hei hum ek doosre ke liye khade ho jate hein.
      Ek ABVP student ka bayan ki hum jante hein ki modi unpad chutiya hei par hume ye kaha gaya hei ki bharat ek hindu rastra banega.
      CAA par America ki ek bhabki par hi BJP ka paad nikal gaya. Ye sale hindu rastra kabhi nahi bana sakte.

  • @AnkitKumar-dv5xl
    @AnkitKumar-dv5xl 4 роки тому +78

    Mujhe ye samjh nhi ata ki log samjhte kyon nhi🤔

    • @ParallaxParadigm
      @ParallaxParadigm 4 роки тому +4

      Bhai logon ko samajhne dete hi nahi, media pe hi log bharosa karke news dekhte hain or wo hi bikau hai.

    • @harshrajput7074
      @harshrajput7074 4 роки тому +1

      Bhai mereko toh asb saabhi k upar se bharosa uth gya h pata hi nai chalta sach kon bol ra h proof toh bhsdk koi nai deta

    • @petsempire899
      @petsempire899 4 роки тому

      क्यूकी लोग समझना नाही चाहते

    • @kartikaygupta647
      @kartikaygupta647 4 роки тому

      Chutiya hai

    • @kshitijnigam640
      @kshitijnigam640 3 роки тому

      @@harshrajput7074 charging point hindi dekho agar economy wagera mein confusion ho toh , pata chal jayega ki desh ke andhvirodhi sach dekhna hee nahi chahte kyuki hamari economy improve kari thee corona tak

  • @mycomments8080
    @mycomments8080 5 років тому +204

    Akash Banerjee : - NDTV Zinda hai?
    ME : Jab tak DEMOCRACY zinda hai tou NDTV zinda hai