Top 10 Terrifying Animals You're Glad Are Exctinct

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  • @salahak7611
    @salahak7611 3 роки тому +4701

    Ethan was quick to write down Josh's megalodong bar.

    • @astitvasingh9182
      @astitvasingh9182 3 роки тому +67

      i was gonna comment the same..lol

    • @yasin-bn6qx
      @yasin-bn6qx 3 роки тому +12

      fr lol

    • @tkc403
      @tkc403 3 роки тому +79

      Now we know where he got it from loool

    • @thomastoomey3192
      @thomastoomey3192 3 роки тому +6

      Yep u right

    • @angelomendonca9357
      @angelomendonca9357 3 роки тому +15

      Or was it the other way around...
      Edit: yes I’m aware that this could’ve been recorded before the tinder vid but this could also be recorded after cause they don’t take as much time to record I was just bored

  • @faplbossisin8or977
    @faplbossisin8or977 3 роки тому +1957

    “[Terror Birds] aren’t birds, they can’t fly”
    Ostriches: Am I a joke to you

    • @chris_flies_business
      @chris_flies_business 3 роки тому +54

      also emus and cassowaries

    • @dankdeitydripsta729
      @dankdeitydripsta729 3 роки тому +58

      Penguins

    • @somethingnewithink8113
      @somethingnewithink8113 3 роки тому +15

      @@happycampers2005 They can fly bruv

    • @emilioviloria8883
      @emilioviloria8883 3 роки тому +9

      @@happycampers2005 are you brain dead

    • @Nitrez
      @Nitrez 3 роки тому +1

      Hi! I’m a new UA-camr and was hoping I could have a little support! I started about 2 years ago and have already grown a successful amount! I do lots of cool vids and love and notice every single subscriber, thank you!!!!

  • @NW-sp1fj
    @NW-sp1fj 3 роки тому +11909

    I can imagine jj saying he’d easily beat one of these in a boxing match

    • @liamwatson6674
      @liamwatson6674 3 роки тому +106

      Move out the way and then bam

    • @abisolakpopfan8209
      @abisolakpopfan8209 3 роки тому +6

      @@lola-yy6nj what did it say?

    • @youaintshitdotcom
      @youaintshitdotcom 3 роки тому +7

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @yessirr2445
      @yessirr2445 3 роки тому +6

      True

    • @kgsmallman6630
      @kgsmallman6630 3 роки тому +52

      JJ would beat them all in a boxing MATCH as the aninals wouldn't know the rules but the animals are gonna win in a fight

  • @1Solace7
    @1Solace7 3 роки тому +2135

    Anything with disabilities: *exists*
    Ethan: *I N C E S T*

    • @sageglay9211
      @sageglay9211 3 роки тому +45

      Somebody messed with their cousin and it was definitely not bullying👀

    • @nakiro1646
      @nakiro1646 3 роки тому +16

      That's also the reason why ethan has a lazy eye

    • @iqbalanso4552
      @iqbalanso4552 3 роки тому +4

      @@sageglay9211 questions

    • @Azrael-midnight
      @Azrael-midnight 10 місяців тому +1

      My specialty

  • @FirePhoenixYT
    @FirePhoenixYT 3 роки тому +4017

    Ethan’s logic: “If it can’t fly, it’s not a bird”
    Penguins, ostriches, kiwis, emus, etc.

    • @turbochargedgaming
      @turbochargedgaming 3 роки тому +167

      kiwi is tasty

    • @HeyZeusy
      @HeyZeusy 3 роки тому +112

      @@turbochargedgaming lmao this guy

    • @FirePhoenixYT
      @FirePhoenixYT 3 роки тому +14

      @@guscloyd9615 look it up bud

    • @FirePhoenixYT
      @FirePhoenixYT 3 роки тому +48

      @@turbochargedgaming the fruit sure, idk bout the bird

    • @twurtlemaggot8720
      @twurtlemaggot8720 3 роки тому +54

      @@guscloyd9615 bruv, they are small brown birds that are native to New Zealand, they have long beaks and they are nocturnal

  • @elmond9239
    @elmond9239 3 роки тому +5847

    Josh: "its finding a female megalodon and giving it his megalodong"
    Ethan: *write that down*

    • @dylancheale4406
      @dylancheale4406 3 роки тому +27

      LMAO

    • @ethandalecki
      @ethandalecki 3 роки тому +206

      You can see Ethan write it down as well 😂

    • @BladeTaylor
      @BladeTaylor 3 роки тому +96

      Ethan said that joke in the newest Sidemen Tinder video. Tinder #3.

    • @marlonwijesundera9252
      @marlonwijesundera9252 3 роки тому +156

      @@BladeTaylor that’s the joke my guy

    • @craigbezo4058
      @craigbezo4058 3 роки тому +43

      @@marlonwijesundera9252 I think he was just explaining it to people who haven’t watch the tinder 3 vid

  • @alexjacobs8618
    @alexjacobs8618 3 роки тому +2150

    Ethan: “it ain’t a bird, it don’t fly”
    Penguins everywhere:😢

    • @jameslloyd8948
      @jameslloyd8948 3 роки тому +44

      Don't forget about chickens, peacocks, etr

    • @alexjacobs8618
      @alexjacobs8618 3 роки тому +50

      @@jameslloyd8948 chickens can fly for a bit actually

    • @CatchTheMarmosets
      @CatchTheMarmosets 3 роки тому +9

      Alex Jacobs they glide

    • @alexjacobs8618
      @alexjacobs8618 3 роки тому +39

      @@CatchTheMarmosets I mean yea but they also use they’re wings and flap them to get to higher places. Don’t try to smart ass me, I work with chickens every day

    • @Kamil-tv1ov
      @Kamil-tv1ov 3 роки тому +9

      @@alexjacobs8618 yeah n peacocks can fly too😤

  • @phnxmusicnz
    @phnxmusicnz 3 роки тому +374

    Ethan: "Snakes are just living bits of string!"

    • @AssassinKing19
      @AssassinKing19 3 роки тому

      that got my brain acting like "ndoelenrlföueue883nnnn....kspssömkk."

    • @vedantmukhi2071
      @vedantmukhi2071 3 роки тому +4

      Imagine a snake takes this to be offensive

    • @I1-_Ok_-1I
      @I1-_Ok_-1I 3 роки тому +1

      @@vedantmukhi2071 A fucking snake goes to twitter and cancels him

    • @Richrichaa
      @Richrichaa 3 роки тому

      @@I1-_Ok_-1I Lmao

    • @dabohdsta
      @dabohdsta 3 роки тому

      @@I1-_Ok_-1I #snakesarenotsring! Will be trending on twitter you wait for it

  • @jsvleek9570
    @jsvleek9570 3 роки тому +2193

    “It’s fossils were found in Scotland”
    Simon: *HoW dO wE kNoW tHeSe ExIsTeD?*

    • @bruh-th7sr
      @bruh-th7sr 3 роки тому +21

      THats Cap

    • @Nitrez
      @Nitrez 3 роки тому +3

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    • @inahole2678
      @inahole2678 3 роки тому +46

      @@Nitrez stop self advertising

    • @aj3706
      @aj3706 3 роки тому +24

      @@Nitrez never forget that you are a person that leeches off of others

    • @kacper6116
      @kacper6116 3 роки тому +1

      @@Nitrez man I'm on 11 subs and j don't ask anyone for subs so stfu

  • @orng_jui3e260
    @orng_jui3e260 3 роки тому +1437

    Ethan: that ain't a bird it dont fly
    Penguins, chickens, ostriches and turkeys: *am I a joke to you*

  • @amazingDani101
    @amazingDani101 3 роки тому +1698

    Simon: "How do we know these things existed?"
    Every paleontologist: * doing years of research and finding fossils * "I guess my job literally means nothing!"

    • @nadiar.4638
      @nadiar.4638 3 роки тому +101

      No, its obviously because these animal were amazing at making self portraits. How else would we get all these drawings 🤨

    • @maximosaurus042nd
      @maximosaurus042nd 3 роки тому +62

      That’s what really disappoints me. People who don’t know anything about nature shouldn’t react to nature because then when we watch it it’ll jus t be facepalming all the time. Last time ever I react to non-academics reacting to academic stuff, even if the info about the animals was very basic.

    • @Xeno574
      @Xeno574 3 роки тому +22

      @@maximosaurus042nd Cry

    • @maximosaurus042nd
      @maximosaurus042nd 3 роки тому +18

      @@Xeno574 Stfu.

    • @Lil-mn1rf
      @Lil-mn1rf 3 роки тому +10

      @@maximosaurus042nd don't watch it...

  • @kingswellybelly8446
    @kingswellybelly8446 3 роки тому +99

    "They eat horses"
    "So did we for a little while, Josh" 😂😂😂

    • @Gunxify
      @Gunxify 3 роки тому +1

      And we still do

    • @malnutritionboy
      @malnutritionboy 3 роки тому +2

      go to central asia horse sausage very popular. ikea had horse meat in their meat balls so.

  • @marcusgaming7284
    @marcusgaming7284 3 роки тому +959

    Simon: How do we know these things existed?"
    Narrarator: "Their fossils were found-"

    • @filipolaison2615
      @filipolaison2615 3 роки тому +1

      Hahahhahahahah just watched that part and it was so funny

    • @filipolaison2615
      @filipolaison2615 3 роки тому +23

      Love how he also thought that there could not have existed so many megaladons bc the ocean would not be “ big enough “ like the ocean is 10 meters deep

    • @georgejones7141
      @georgejones7141 3 роки тому

      @J u can analyse the fossils I’m not an expert but I think u can analyse the bacteria on it etc to see how old it is

    • @georgejones7141
      @georgejones7141 3 роки тому +3

      @J and just cause ur set 8 doesn’t mean everyone else is

    • @destinitra
      @destinitra 3 роки тому +1

      I think J is lost cause Isaiah, George no point in replying to this troll anymore.

  • @arpitsreeshkamath8380
    @arpitsreeshkamath8380 3 роки тому +517

    3:23 is where ethan got the line for the sidemen sunday, you can see him writing it down

    • @seanfkelly27
      @seanfkelly27 3 роки тому +24

      Was looking for a comment that said this

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 роки тому +4

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

    • @MJK1405
      @MJK1405 3 роки тому +15

      @@Mrarmybarmy must be a shit edit

    • @aryamanm2170
      @aryamanm2170 3 роки тому +9

      @@Mrarmybarmy .Im pretty sure noone in this comment section is gonna watch ur vid willingly. so sit back,relax and let the youtube algorithm do its thing.👍👍

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 роки тому

      @@aryamanm2170 gotcha ;)

  • @sambarrett4726
    @sambarrett4726 3 роки тому +4406

    Oh shit this vid was the origin of ethan’s megalodong line in the latest tinder vid !!

    • @deservedw6071
      @deservedw6071 3 роки тому +338

      facts and I reckon at 3:34 hes writing that line down in his notes

    • @sambarrett4726
      @sambarrett4726 3 роки тому +44

      @@deservedw6071 oh for SURE

    • @orangeeeeeee
      @orangeeeeeee 3 роки тому +31

      Noo I was about to say this but you beat me to it! It's probably true though lol

    • @jjjuarez1516
      @jjjuarez1516 3 роки тому

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    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 роки тому +2

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

  • @83drt
    @83drt 3 роки тому +446

    Parents: “Video games don’t teach kids anything” 🤡🤡🤡
    Ark: “am I a joke to you”

    • @bullseyeq8798
      @bullseyeq8798 3 роки тому +5

      Lool im dying 😭 so true

    • @B4SK3RV1LLE_
      @B4SK3RV1LLE_ 3 роки тому +15

      to be fair, ark’s prehistoric creatures for the most part look nothing like the irl animals

    • @mazzariplayz4374
      @mazzariplayz4374 3 роки тому +1

      Iii love u I was about to say the same thing

    • @juicypears5466
      @juicypears5466 3 роки тому

      Minecraft too

    • @TheyFound_Jelan
      @TheyFound_Jelan 3 роки тому

      @@juicypears5466 im not sure bout that

  • @faisalleo123
    @faisalleo123 3 роки тому +566

    JJ: yeah I bet I could knock em out
    “Move to the side *bam* knock out”

    • @JustJai23
      @JustJai23 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/oTb-gqIy5bc/v-deo.html

    • @yiezhenglim
      @yiezhenglim 3 роки тому

      this is exactly what JJ would say XD on point

  • @bobbywatto
    @bobbywatto 3 роки тому +763

    Sidemen: "we need 8 minute videos!"
    Ethan: allow me to introduce myself

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 роки тому +2

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

    • @shush5878
      @shush5878 3 роки тому +21

      @Iggy do you even know what that means

    • @LockIn.0
      @LockIn.0 3 роки тому

      m.ua-cam.com/video/DTK9P57V5VM/v-deo.html

    • @freddiemercury5987
      @freddiemercury5987 3 роки тому +1

      Let's see how many subscribers I can get from this comment
      Current...42

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 роки тому

      @Veehaan Patel no worries

  • @Astrumcs
    @Astrumcs 3 роки тому +667

    *Shows obvious fake picture*
    Simon: this is cap

    • @JustJai23
      @JustJai23 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/oTb-gqIy5bc/v-deo.html

    • @hawksey2817
      @hawksey2817 3 роки тому +29

      Simon actually pisses me off he is so stupid sometimes and thinks he’s so smart

    • @Kae8
      @Kae8 3 роки тому +2

      @blue cooper it means it's a lie

    • @Kae8
      @Kae8 3 роки тому +8

      @@hawksey2817 nah hes fun

    • @animajb6572
      @animajb6572 3 роки тому +2

      @@Kae8 sometimes only, i feel cringe watch his videos.

  • @gusbusshmurda
    @gusbusshmurda 3 роки тому +54

    Ethan: “Dickhead do something, you can’t even fly looooool”
    Terror Bird: *runs 48km/h*

    • @shemarspann6405
      @shemarspann6405 3 роки тому +7

      Who needs wings when you can run up too 60 mph. That's a Terror bird for you

    • @1mNotoriousTG
      @1mNotoriousTG 7 місяців тому

      Yeah don’t walk in the redwoods

    • @gusbusshmurda
      @gusbusshmurda 7 місяців тому

      @@1mNotoriousTG w ark reference

  • @cFROSTYscriv
    @cFROSTYscriv 3 роки тому +2559

    If you played Ark survival evolved you know how terrifying some of these could be.

    • @Robert-wi9op
      @Robert-wi9op 3 роки тому +154

      I was thinking that and they used the notes

    • @JM_Karting02
      @JM_Karting02 3 роки тому +134

      Kapro camping that ob on scorched earth. If you know you know

    • @charliebartle9393
      @charliebartle9393 3 роки тому +26

      Yh the gigatipithousthing in ark is cracked to run around and you don’t need a saddle

    • @prich943
      @prich943 3 роки тому +3

      word

    • @jackskelton1674
      @jackskelton1674 3 роки тому +16

      At least arthropleura isn’t on here

  • @Tumford
    @Tumford 3 роки тому +82

    7:28 "Is this the product of an incest shark" - Behzinga (Ethan) 2021

    • @JustJai23
      @JustJai23 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/oTb-gqIy5bc/v-deo.html

  • @PrehistoricWhale
    @PrehistoricWhale 3 роки тому +741

    "stop calling it a terror bird cuz it ain't a bird bro it don't fly"
    The terror bird is just a big scary ostrich tho n last I checked those count as birds

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 роки тому +1

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

    • @alphomega2459
      @alphomega2459 3 роки тому +15

      Logic is always out the window in these videos 🤣

    • @alphomega2459
      @alphomega2459 3 роки тому +12

      @@Mrarmybarmy bro I’m not gonna lie I see this exact same comment last month 😬

    • @harrymorgan6201
      @harrymorgan6201 3 роки тому +1

      @@Mrarmybarmy lol

    • @LockIn.0
      @LockIn.0 3 роки тому

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  • @classymuffin4589
    @classymuffin4589 2 роки тому +26

    As an Ark player, Kapro is the most terrifying thing on this list. The only thing that frightens me more than that is...a Microraptor *shudders* .

  • @camgib4185
    @camgib4185 3 роки тому +2031

    I don’t know why people would be scared of these animals jj would just knock them out

  • @haridaspalleeri6765
    @haridaspalleeri6765 3 роки тому +131

    Apparently Ethan isn't aware that birds like Penguins and Ostrichs exist

  • @nandanpillai4675
    @nandanpillai4675 3 роки тому +258

    Josh: 'You cant bully it"
    Ethan: "Go on dickhead fly then"
    😂😂

  • @hallieh
    @hallieh 2 роки тому +19

    I’ve never laughed at Ethan but him making the joke about the wings had me rolling 😂😂😂

  • @LankyCoop
    @LankyCoop 3 роки тому +492

    Nobody:
    Ethan: The shark gene pool was corrupted. Someone fancied their cousin."

    • @arosesthrone6420
      @arosesthrone6420 3 роки тому

      Aye if you'll enjoyed this video I think you'll love this channel: ua-cam.com/video/c-PJ0axepoY/v-deo.html

    • @oxygentv3706
      @oxygentv3706 3 роки тому +5

      Nice username and pfp

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 роки тому +2

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

    • @adamapogchamp3867
      @adamapogchamp3867 3 роки тому +6

      @@Mrarmybarmy fuck off

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 роки тому +1

      @@adamapogchamp3867 someone’s angry

  • @COMPLETEkhoas
    @COMPLETEkhoas 3 роки тому +92

    Ethan: "stop calling it a bird it can't fly"
    See this is why that kiwi bird jumped off the cliff lmfaooo

  • @eriklavina2828
    @eriklavina2828 3 роки тому +78

    I like how josh is pretending that some of those animals weren't his pets at one point

  • @myne_god4906
    @myne_god4906 3 роки тому +29

    Btw just a fun fact at 11:22 when josh says that it’s eating a horse and it’s not big enough u get the point. Back then, the modern day horse had a kinda of a ancestor it was like a horse and a dog combine and it was the size of a German Shepard, then they evolved into horses.

  • @elizabethtuckey633
    @elizabethtuckey633 3 роки тому +616

    Everyone who's played ark knows half the creatures on this list are honestly terrifying

    • @StarK1ller123
      @StarK1ller123 3 роки тому +50

      They used the explorer notes

    • @frenchyboiii8573
      @frenchyboiii8573 3 роки тому +29

      terror birds in ark are a bunch of twats

    • @StarK1ller123
      @StarK1ller123 3 роки тому +3

      @@frenchyboiii8573 yeah thats true

    • @elijahhalse4768
      @elijahhalse4768 3 роки тому +1

      @@frenchyboiii8573 that gaben pfp tho

    • @ahmeducrazy6060
      @ahmeducrazy6060 3 роки тому +9

      megapiranhas were so annoying in the start game

  • @colonelsaunders
    @colonelsaunders 3 роки тому +168

    As someone with a fairly extensive palaeontological background, seeing Ethan's solution to evolution in progress as 'delete the wing' is still going to be funny in ten years time.

  • @Taylor-dc4eu
    @Taylor-dc4eu 3 роки тому +126

    Ethan: I wish some of these animals still existed
    The title: Are we a joke to you?

    • @JustJai23
      @JustJai23 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/oTb-gqIy5bc/v-deo.html

    • @Kae8
      @Kae8 3 роки тому

      I wished it too

  • @madditate5244
    @madditate5244 3 роки тому +55

    Ethan had me dying at the end "He ain't going anywhere bro" "20cm Wings"

    • @importedposter4152
      @importedposter4152 3 роки тому

      Ever heard of an ostrich?

    • @madditate5244
      @madditate5244 3 роки тому

      @@importedposter4152 yeah, obviously.... ever heard of an Emu? Whats that got to do with what ethan said...?

    • @importedposter4152
      @importedposter4152 3 роки тому

      @@madditate5244 ...are you stupid? he said that it's "not going anywhere" yet one of the fastest animals in the world is a flightless bird. so obviously it can get somewhere.

    • @madditate5244
      @madditate5244 3 роки тому

      @@importedposter4152 he means it isn't flying anywhere oh my god so, to answer your question, no I am not stupid

  • @jmccrory24
    @jmccrory24 3 роки тому +67

    Josh: Megoladong
    Ethan in tinder: It’s free real estate

  • @aaryanshetty1466
    @aaryanshetty1466 3 роки тому +137

    "Look at its wings" has the same energy as "Look at the top of his head"

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 роки тому +1

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

    • @Naruto31132
      @Naruto31132 3 роки тому +2

      @@Mrarmybarmy and congrats, im disliking and reporting your channel for spam. Or something along those linez

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo890
      @iwantsexseemyvideo890 3 роки тому

      Civil

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo464
      @iwantsexseemyvideo464 3 роки тому

      Nikhil

  • @smoothformula164
    @smoothformula164 3 роки тому +349

    Simon: "well who's it fucking"
    Nothing that's why it's extinct mate😂

    • @kay-dc8495
      @kay-dc8495 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @baejisu
      @baejisu 3 роки тому +1

      😂LOOOOOL

    • @arosesthrone6420
      @arosesthrone6420 3 роки тому

      Aye if you'll enjoyed this video I think you'll love this channel: ua-cam.com/video/c-PJ0axepoY/v-deo.html

    • @LockIn.0
      @LockIn.0 3 роки тому

      m.ua-cam.com/video/DTK9P57V5VM/v-deo.html

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 роки тому +1

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

  • @Skeletmu
    @Skeletmu 2 роки тому +3

    Simon: "How do we know these things exist?"
    *Seconds before*: "Fossils were found."

  • @ironladyerimuth
    @ironladyerimuth 3 роки тому +146

    The drawing that showed the terror bird eating a “horse” was inaccurately described. It’s eating a small ancestor of horses, which was forest-dwelling and had four toes.

    • @Ben-dt1vk
      @Ben-dt1vk 3 роки тому +3

      I was looking for this comment

    • @Beepbeep1
      @Beepbeep1 3 роки тому +2

      Nice toes btw

    • @TheEchelon
      @TheEchelon 3 роки тому

      Yup, and otherwise it could be a foal.

    • @theise5213
      @theise5213 3 роки тому +1

      gbekus joor

    • @ShadowVXMaster
      @ShadowVXMaster Рік тому

      Predecessors early horses were the size of cats

  • @gavinglazier3801
    @gavinglazier3801 3 роки тому +1495

    Me who plays ark survival evolved knowing most of these.

    • @lesleypowell9110
      @lesleypowell9110 3 роки тому +34

      Would have to agree with you there

    • @xphantomiv6556
      @xphantomiv6556 3 роки тому +86

      Facts yo and they even used the ark wiki pic in the first clip

    • @raphaelschaap9381
      @raphaelschaap9381 3 роки тому +5

      yee fam

    • @jam13roll66
      @jam13roll66 3 роки тому +58

      They used Helena’s explorer notes too 😂

    • @swavey4435
      @swavey4435 3 роки тому +41

      Sidemen need to play that

  • @chickenswami268
    @chickenswami268 3 роки тому +964

    Ethan is so energetic. Can’t be sidemen reacts without him

  • @SynthHD36
    @SynthHD36 2 роки тому +6

    Horses were actually a lot smaller back then, they evolved over time to the modern horse that we know today and got much larger 11:51

  • @zackchennouf4468
    @zackchennouf4468 3 роки тому +127

    5:18
    Woman: "And its fossils were found in..."
    Simon: "HoW dO We kNoW thEsE tHiNgS eXiSteD" 👁👄👁

  • @baejisu
    @baejisu 3 роки тому +247

    ethan: snakes are just living bits of string
    Tobi: yeah, its basically a shoelace
    -- how will i live without lines like this😂

    • @dumpling8619
      @dumpling8619 3 роки тому

      Haha funny

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 роки тому

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

    • @TheOnlyMG
      @TheOnlyMG 3 роки тому

      On god I read this literally as soon as he said it 😂😂

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo890
      @iwantsexseemyvideo890 3 роки тому

      Jung

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo890
      @iwantsexseemyvideo890 3 роки тому

      Fiction

  • @michaelramlal9876
    @michaelramlal9876 3 роки тому +103

    Ethan: "It's not a bird, it can't fly
    Penguins, Ostriches, Emus, Kiwis, Cassowaries etc: "Well then"

  • @mr.slappii513
    @mr.slappii513 3 роки тому +10

    As much as I'd love to believe that Megalodon is still out there in the depths. There is one fact that makes disproves it.
    Sharks are shallow hunters, meaning they hunt and live near the top of the ocean. Which means that Megalodon would also be a top feeder therefore if it was alive, we would have seen it many times.

    • @ithewho6603
      @ithewho6603 2 роки тому +1

      And even if it weren't on shallow waters, what on earth would it eat in the deep. A creature like that can't survive eating nothing but micro organisms lol.

    • @liamengram6326
      @liamengram6326 2 роки тому

      Not all sharks hunt in shallow waters. There's literally a whole category of them known as pelagic sharks such as the blue shark. Then there are deep ocean sharks that exist in the twilight zone or deeper like goblin sharks, six gill sharks, and cookie cutter sharks.
      As for what it would eat? Giant squids, deep ocean fish, and those deep ocean sharks I mentioned.
      That being said, it definitely doesn't still exist because we would be finding non-fossilized teeth of theirs washing up on beaches just like we do with all other shark species.

    • @jasonwelch7085
      @jasonwelch7085 Рік тому

      ​@@liamengram6326also the ocean can't keep a apex predator as large as a megalodon alive, it's prey to small and not enough oxygen in the water plus the hunting market is to competitive just look at the great white shark.

    • @liamengram6326
      @liamengram6326 Рік тому

      @@jasonwelch7085 You realize whales exist, right? They simply were out-competed for food.

    • @jasonwelch7085
      @jasonwelch7085 Рік тому

      @@liamengram6326 not enough whales to sustain a healthy population of megalodon, you just sound silly stop it.

  • @heddadybvadskog-nebb5603
    @heddadybvadskog-nebb5603 3 роки тому +51

    Ethan is just casually writing down the megaladong line to use in tinder 3 lol

  • @BigSooshiRoll
    @BigSooshiRoll 3 роки тому +137

    As a person who’s played Ark I can attest to these being things I’d not like to have in our lives today

    • @lachlanross1203
      @lachlanross1203 3 роки тому +4

      PTSD from the kapros

    • @tk11rj
      @tk11rj 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao Terror Birds Technically Fly In Ark lol

    • @fazeimposter6078
      @fazeimposter6078 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @user-hj6tt7jf8w
      @user-hj6tt7jf8w 3 роки тому +3

      Lol getting chased by titanoboa across the entire map. Actually my most stressful experience in any game

  • @jacobhamill8920
    @jacobhamill8920 3 роки тому +67

    This is just Ethan roasting old animals, never laughed so hard in my life

  • @AshH988
    @AshH988 3 роки тому +7

    9:50 what do snakes offer? If only you knew what they do Ethan and how they save lives everyday 😂😂

  • @samrasmussen33
    @samrasmussen33 3 роки тому +184

    Nobody:
    Simon: "There's no way that exists"
    Simon needs to do some research because all of these did exist

  • @o_kichu
    @o_kichu 3 роки тому +29

    * Snakes are just living bits of string *
    - Ethan Payne, 2021
    😂😂

  • @FreedomFighters2
    @FreedomFighters2 3 роки тому +101

    “Well who’s it fucking?” -Simon 2021

    • @kay-dc8495
      @kay-dc8495 3 роки тому +1

      Very inspiring quote

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 роки тому

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks.

    • @arosesthrone6420
      @arosesthrone6420 3 роки тому

      Aye if you'll enjoyed this video I think you'll love this channel: ua-cam.com/video/c-PJ0axepoY/v-deo.html

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo890
      @iwantsexseemyvideo890 3 роки тому

      Cynic

    • @FreedomFighters2
      @FreedomFighters2 3 роки тому

      @@Mrarmybarmy I’ll check it out man

  • @Chinatsu_Kano
    @Chinatsu_Kano 2 роки тому +1

    Terror birds: * Has wings *
    Ethan: And i took that personally.

  • @cortlight
    @cortlight 3 роки тому +32

    everyone talking about how big the terror birds are
    Meanwhile ethan is just laughing on how small the birds wing

  • @frogbootz
    @frogbootz 3 роки тому +41

    I love how most of the photos are from explorer notes from ARK. Lmao

  • @Raishee
    @Raishee 3 роки тому +284

    Sidemen: did it go extinct 66 billion years ago?
    the universe: is 14 billion years old

    • @adrianamundsen6939
      @adrianamundsen6939 3 роки тому +17

      Its probably way older than that though. We dont know yet

    • @ultragamingas5299
      @ultragamingas5299 3 роки тому +20

      thats observable universe we still dont know the age of whole universe

    • @raza4271
      @raza4271 3 роки тому +8

      @@adrianamundsen6939 ​@ultra gamingAS Are your comments suggesting that it could have lived before 14 billion years ago because we don't know the true age of the universe?? The earth is only 4 billion years old stfu

    • @osmanndarbossmann8545
      @osmanndarbossmann8545 3 роки тому

      @@raza4271 its 4,543 × 10^9 years old

    • @osmanndarbossmann8545
      @osmanndarbossmann8545 3 роки тому

      And it could be that they meant 66million years

  • @danielgreenham9732
    @danielgreenham9732 2 роки тому +1

    Just found this channel and you guy are brilliant had me laughing the whole way though subscribed

  • @zigzag039
    @zigzag039 3 роки тому +21

    Simon: “How do we know these existed?”
    Literally the video at that moment: “and it’s fossils were found in Scotland”

  • @christopherhughes3347
    @christopherhughes3347 3 роки тому +21

    Honestly didn’t expect anything less than ark explorer notes 😂😂

    • @Ben-jk6uf
      @Ben-jk6uf 3 роки тому +4

      Copied straight from the wiki 🤣

    • @aj3706
      @aj3706 3 роки тому +2

      I am amazed by how many I remember because of Ark

    • @christopherhughes3347
      @christopherhughes3347 3 роки тому +1

      All most all of them are in ark😂

  • @funfact1697
    @funfact1697 3 роки тому +45

    Fun fact: The pumpkin is a member of the cucurbit family, which are gourds, such as cucumbers and squashes.

    • @Brandon-pp5mk
      @Brandon-pp5mk 3 роки тому +6

      fun fact your mum and shrek look the same

    • @creatureofvenice
      @creatureofvenice 3 роки тому +2

      Makes sense cuz they are kinda similar in skin looks.

    • @hellzila
      @hellzila 3 роки тому +1

      What is Benedict Cumberbatch then?

    • @kay-dc8495
      @kay-dc8495 3 роки тому +1

      As s pumpkin, I approve of this

    • @ok-ef3io
      @ok-ef3io 3 роки тому +1

      I've seen you before

  • @onebilliontacos3405
    @onebilliontacos3405 2 роки тому +4

    11:43 Poor terror bird man. It's such an cool animal only to made fun of by a bloke like jj. r.i.p. Also there were minni horses like Eohippus back in the day and that's one of the things terror bird ate like in that drawing.

  • @matthewhesketh9981
    @matthewhesketh9981 3 роки тому +20

    "Snakes are living bits of string bro" too funny 🤣 😂

  • @altuervo
    @altuervo 3 роки тому +38

    Ethan: "it aint a bird it dont fly"
    Chickens, penguins and ratites: "are we a joke to you"

    • @theasianman4205
      @theasianman4205 3 роки тому +1

      Ostriches too

    • @altuervo
      @altuervo 3 роки тому +2

      @@theasianman4205 they're part of the ratite bird family :)

  • @lukeharris2835
    @lukeharris2835 3 роки тому +75

    “And one tooth was the size of a human” Arent Megalodons teeth like 7-9 inches?😂

  • @dyaneshr5692
    @dyaneshr5692 7 місяців тому

    Ethan bullying that bird had me laughing out so loud broo 😂🤣🤣🤣 this video was a good one 😂😂

  • @billsftw5165
    @billsftw5165 3 роки тому +33

    When you realize Ethan stole one of his Sidemen Tinder line from Josh in this vid

    • @purplepenguinplayz5922
      @purplepenguinplayz5922 3 роки тому

      L1

    • @tidy7517
      @tidy7517 3 роки тому

      This is after the tinder I think

    • @PiyushOpines
      @PiyushOpines 3 роки тому +1

      @@tidy7517 no, they have pre-recorded a lot of sidemen reacts, so this is definitely before the tinder vid

  • @ianstotts8853
    @ianstotts8853 3 роки тому +35

    “It ain’t a bird if it don’t fly”
    Penguins and ostriches- 👌

  • @Storm-kv8ew
    @Storm-kv8ew 3 роки тому +332

    Sidemen play ark

    • @Kaiht_
      @Kaiht_ 8 місяців тому +11

      That would be good

    • @HighFriend42da0
      @HighFriend42da0 7 місяців тому +3

      @sidemen do this

    • @slickTheOx5578
      @slickTheOx5578 7 місяців тому +7

      Just seeing how long it would take for them to get it would be hilarious

    • @Athithan_2000
      @Athithan_2000 7 місяців тому +6

      3 out of the 7 Sidemen wouldn’t
      be able to figure out the controls!

    • @urnansd0g
      @urnansd0g 4 місяці тому +2

      Tbf VIK has

  • @Cvvwx
    @Cvvwx Рік тому

    1:09 “I think we got 8 minutes now” Simon has no concept of time lollll he’s too funny

  • @itz-d4nny123
    @itz-d4nny123 3 роки тому +15

    8:15 Ethan knew what he was doing when he said “eFISHent”😏

  • @bobbywatto
    @bobbywatto 3 роки тому +19

    Josh: "Its giving it its Megeladong"
    *quality*

  • @hermanspermann1746
    @hermanspermann1746 2 роки тому +1

    Those land crocodiles got bullied by bigger land creatures and didn't perform as well as they do in the water, so they eventually got shorter legs

  • @owena1846
    @owena1846 3 роки тому +18

    That Greta Thunberg ‘how dare you’ killed me 🤣🤣

    • @JustJai23
      @JustJai23 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/oTb-gqIy5bc/v-deo.html

  • @MGspace600
    @MGspace600 3 роки тому +10

    11:13 it's t-posing while running to it's pray 😂

    • @jaziel3001
      @jaziel3001 2 роки тому

      DONT JUDGE A GIANT TERROR BIRD.

  • @Sahil-iw9qt
    @Sahil-iw9qt 3 роки тому +38

    “Do you like sharks because I’ve god a meglaDONG”

    • @serotoninbernie1283
      @serotoninbernie1283 3 роки тому

      lol a line for the next tinder video haha

    • @marrty1989
      @marrty1989 3 роки тому +5

      @@serotoninbernie1283 ethan said that buddy

    • @tezzaward1267
      @tezzaward1267 3 роки тому

      I'm scared of sharks so does that mean Im scared of megalodons

    • @serotoninbernie1283
      @serotoninbernie1283 3 роки тому

      @@marrty1989 oh lmao my mistake thanks

  • @Ziggyzak3Gaming
    @Ziggyzak3Gaming 3 роки тому +2

    Simon saying "Wheel up the bloodclart" gives me life...

  • @Moorend_
    @Moorend_ 3 роки тому +27

    The more i watch these react videos the more I inderstand why Ethan didnt do well at school 😂

  • @cashhunt69
    @cashhunt69 3 роки тому +12

    3:24 and just like that, ethan's tinder punch line was created

  • @cliplibrary6372
    @cliplibrary6372 3 роки тому +14

    3:35 Ethan writing that in his notes to use in the Sidemen Tinder

    • @jaziel3001
      @jaziel3001 2 роки тому

      Josh: how big do you think a Megalodon’s dick is?
      Me: 10 feet?

  • @calebstephan2083
    @calebstephan2083 3 роки тому +3

    Ethan saying the terror birds a non bird because it can't fly is the equivalent of saying ostriches, chickens, penguins etc are non birds for the same reasoning 😂.

  • @luhmean9922
    @luhmean9922 3 роки тому +28

    We've learned the origin story of the Megladong joke. I swearrrr right after he writes down on his phone

    • @JustJai23
      @JustJai23 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/oTb-gqIy5bc/v-deo.html

  • @JonathanCZ14
    @JonathanCZ14 3 роки тому +116

    The most terrifying animal of all: ricegum

    • @mubarakhassan6060
      @mubarakhassan6060 3 роки тому +8

      Nah fam its very easy to outsmart such a species

    • @JustJai23
      @JustJai23 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/oTb-gqIy5bc/v-deo.html

    • @Lil.Lon3Ly
      @Lil.Lon3Ly 3 роки тому +5

      That's insulting to other animals

    • @officialdamadmanchannel6513
      @officialdamadmanchannel6513 3 роки тому +1

      I was thinking Jake Paul

    • @aryanranjan5781
      @aryanranjan5781 3 роки тому +3

      Ricegum & jake paul both, they are not terrifying but no one wants them to exist

  • @nicolastrujillo5717
    @nicolastrujillo5717 3 роки тому +6

    Helicoprion: * Has Circular Set Of Jaws At The Bottom Of Its Mouth *
    Josh: It might've eaten some machinery.

  • @grunt8836
    @grunt8836 3 роки тому +6

    “Maybe it ate a machine”
    *machines 290 million years ago*:

  • @thenaturalaussie2934
    @thenaturalaussie2934 3 роки тому +18

    Ethan, just so you are aware, snakes are very important for the ecosystem, they are a middle order predator, which means they keep the small animals in check, like mice for instance, if we didn’t have snakes, we would be up to our armpits in rodents

    • @desmondkaczynski8190
      @desmondkaczynski8190 2 роки тому +5

      Thank you!!!!!! I love snakes and it hurts my heart to see people hate them

  • @beets5063
    @beets5063 3 роки тому +21

    Behz: "It's not a bird if it can't fly."
    Turkey and Chickens: **Exist**

  • @Ydsavv.b
    @Ydsavv.b 3 роки тому +69

    Who's here when Extinct is spelled wrong?

  • @parvdeepdeswal9407
    @parvdeepdeswal9407 2 роки тому +1

    Whoever made this list definately plays ark, played fjordur and was like yeah i should add andrewsarchus in here

    • @parvdeepdeswal9407
      @parvdeepdeswal9407 2 роки тому

      Literally every creature is in ark lmao, ig most popular dinos are but they even used ark notes

  • @graciedav6787
    @graciedav6787 3 роки тому +4

    I was dying when Ethan was having a fit over how small the wings are LMAOO 💀💀😭

  • @SwrveYT
    @SwrveYT 3 роки тому +13

    Can we please have a “Sidemen take a Prehistoric Lesson”. I’m in pain with how many questions they’re asking about these creatures 🤯

    • @plumberjoe6552
      @plumberjoe6552 3 роки тому +2

      I legit got a bit mad when they made fun of terror birds wings. They probably used their wings for balance or steering while hunting.

    • @madditate5244
      @madditate5244 Рік тому

      @@plumberjoe6552 broooo lighten up don't take everything to heart jesus christ

    • @plumberjoe6552
      @plumberjoe6552 Рік тому

      @@madditate5244 when I mean a bit mad I mean I dislike how they mock these wonderful animals, not in a way like I'm throwing a temper tantrum and throwing stuff around in anger.

  • @niyazahmed3448
    @niyazahmed3448 3 роки тому +11

    "one tooth was the size of a human" *proceeds to show a man standing in the frame of the open jaw of a megalodon who's teeth are clearly smaller than him*

  • @ChromaticCluck
    @ChromaticCluck 7 місяців тому

    Simon saying “wheel up the bloodclart” cracked me up so hard

  • @xix8314
    @xix8314 3 роки тому +16

    7:33 Ethan lad it's called a mutation its quite common in the animal kingdom, likewise with humans, you could class it as a deformity.

  • @erasmus2130
    @erasmus2130 3 роки тому +30

    If jj was here.he would say "I can beat them tho"

  • @noahc4708
    @noahc4708 3 роки тому +31

    Ethan after saying something that he didn’t think through:
    “If you think about it”

  • @nickrob6941
    @nickrob6941 3 роки тому

    “And how dare you say ‘film?’ It is a franchise!” 😭😂🤣😭😂🤣

  • @lrl2885
    @lrl2885 3 роки тому +21

    Only ogs understood “I think if you measured it, it would say big”