Steve Hughes - The Vault 2011 - The Future Is Bright

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  • @MyDJRevolution
    @MyDJRevolution 2 роки тому +7

    Absolute genius. If only we all thought like this, only then would the world be a better place!

  • @QShaque
    @QShaque 3 роки тому +11

    No one heckled him when he said Star Wars takes place in the future... thats how freaking good he is.

  • @utubeizevil
    @utubeizevil 5 років тому +50

    Steve is a living legend. Truthful comedy at its best.

  • @TheHardys01
    @TheHardys01 5 років тому +190

    Closet thing to Carlin we have left
    Thanks mate

    • @johnw9141
      @johnw9141 5 років тому

      So basically the sloppy seconds

    • @terrykennedy7422
      @terrykennedy7422 5 років тому +16

      @Amanley Load VGTOW come bitchute Jim jefferies is a moron.

    • @Bnailling
      @Bnailling 5 років тому +10

      John Watters Actually Steve is a punctual first. I can’t think of anyone who’s been able to blend heavy metal with comedy in such a way that he has, while at the same time sprinkling in truths about the world. And he’s a badass drummer.

    • @Spark-In-The-Dark
      @Spark-In-The-Dark 5 років тому +7

      TheHardys01, Way better than Carlin, just not as famous because he is in the age of censorship. I enjoyed Carline because he spoke some truth but Steve speaks more directed truth and he’s funny.

    • @TheHardys01
      @TheHardys01 5 років тому +1

      @epigramDoug is great & has some amazing view points But other view points he has aren't so great He's said some shit in his time

  • @916globetrotter
    @916globetrotter 5 років тому +21

    This guy is a fukin genius! One of the VERY few celebrities aligned with the truth with no hidden agenda

  • @OlBlueshound
    @OlBlueshound 3 роки тому +8

    He has a razor sharp mind, he must get tired as well as being angry at how everything is all the time, the thing is, he's absolutely correct. He's the funny guy, but humanity is the joke.

  • @anydaynow
    @anydaynow 4 роки тому +11

    We know why you were called what you were called, and it isn’t why they said. It’s because you tell the Truth in a relatable, digestible way. Can’t have that, can they? Thanks Steve. Good on ya mate.

  • @itiswhatitis7027
    @itiswhatitis7027 Рік тому +5

    Steve Hughes is brilliant, I've seen many of his gigs lately via UA-cam and he's spot on with everything 🤣

  • @CaptainDarling2020
    @CaptainDarling2020 3 роки тому +51

    “The VIRUS!”... Well, how spot on was Steve, looking back at this at the end of 2020!?

    • @mink33
      @mink33 3 роки тому +3

      yep, got the thought crimes, humanoid robots in development and bio genetic weapons all here. better start digging those underground bunkers lol

    • @coryarmbrecht
      @coryarmbrecht 3 роки тому +2

      @@mink33 The underground bunkers are already dug, literally world-wide tunnel connections, *and we won't be in them*. Phil Schneider, may you live forever... (D.U.M.B.s)

    • @mink33
      @mink33 3 роки тому +4

      @@coryarmbrecht yep, all in time for the grand solar minimum

    • @coryarmbrecht
      @coryarmbrecht 3 роки тому +2

      @@mink33 👌Exactly, I'm about to hit up sooo many solar companies. Amazed they are freaking out about it yet, being as smart as they are.

    • @gSWG3R
      @gSWG3R Рік тому

      No.. there's been plenty of pandemics before this. It's a common projection.

  • @jondoe4964
    @jondoe4964 5 років тому +7

    Spot on point like an icicle. If it Hughes and Stanhope would book a double bill I’d trade my car for the beers and whatever else to fuel the back end and happily call that a investment towards happily retired.
    Guy is legit brilliant.

  • @geoffkeen5234
    @geoffkeen5234 5 років тому +20

    Probably the most beautiful thing Steve said in this was, "I haven't met them all yet". Truly a gem rebuttal.

    • @NLTops
      @NLTops 4 роки тому +2

      Whilst I'm perfectly aware that Steve isn't anti-semitic, it's a terrible rebuttal.
      Or do you think Hitler and his merry gang of murderers met them all before he went on his little campaign?
      You don't need to meet each of a subset of people in order to hate said subset.
      In fact I'd argue that the less you know about someone, the easier it is to hate them.

    • @soulwaves20000
      @soulwaves20000 3 роки тому +1

      @@NLTops he probably meant he doesn’t know any. He turned it into a joke, but his point is probably « l haven’t really met any, how could l judge ». I’m the same, my best friend is a Jew but can l judge them?
      He gets weird and manipulative, but his brothers and parents are straight shooters, very good people.

  • @crunchytheclown9694
    @crunchytheclown9694 5 років тому +41

    keep on keeping on steve

    • @paulcurran9343
      @paulcurran9343 5 років тому +5

      He's gone slightly PC in his more recent gigs.......but I think that's him attempting to get more widley known so he can reach more......then he'll spank the shit outa them......tactics!!

  • @PsyMongazoid
    @PsyMongazoid 5 років тому +10

    My favourite -social commentator- comedian.

    • @ramimoorea1990
      @ramimoorea1990 4 роки тому +3

      I think you crossed a line with that comment!

  • @theshamanarchist5441
    @theshamanarchist5441 5 років тому +25

    "Do you want hummus on your bagel"? "There's not a film about that. Because that's not THE PLAN".... True as fook.

  • @kobked-x
    @kobked-x 5 років тому +110

    Steven, [:)] Get on the JRE , it would be the best move in years!

  • @mattlast4093
    @mattlast4093 5 років тому +12

    fantastic comedian and great material, topical, thoughtful & thought inspiring.....what more do ya want !?!?

  • @karmasauce2323
    @karmasauce2323 4 роки тому +8

    Steve Hughes is the kind of comedian that can change your mind...or at least expand upon its perspective.
    Much in the same way that George Carlin first enlightened me to the fact that "The planet will be just fine, it's the people that are fucked", Steve Hughes has a poignant way of subverting conventional ideas and creating extremely intelligent comedy.
    His bit about being offended is one of my favourite things of all time.
    "You want to live in a democracy but never be offended? Then you're an idiot." - Steve Hughes

  • @Glamrock01
    @Glamrock01 Рік тому

    Mystic Meg, brilliant stuff from the legend that is.....🥰.

  • @seandaly3983
    @seandaly3983 Рік тому +2

    Steve is clearly a time traveller 😂 hits the nail on the head every time!

    • @SteveHughesOfficial
      @SteveHughesOfficial  Рік тому +5

      Cheers mate….time traveller ? Maybe not, but common sense and attention always helps….cheers for the compliment.

    • @seandaly3983
      @seandaly3983 Рік тому +1

      @@SteveHughesOfficial my pleasure mate! Your content never gets old.. such a great way for people to use as tool to wake others up. I’ll be keeping at eye out for when you’re in QLD next!

  • @polyesterlynx2479
    @polyesterlynx2479 5 років тому +16

    Hughes, Stanhope, Chapelle.
    Keeping the flame of the honest troubadour flying.

    • @joshstanton267
      @joshstanton267 5 років тому +2

      Hughes' comedy is Carlin-esque.. it's basically observation of the dark realities of humanity and our history and modern culture, spoken in a refreshingly honest, uncensored and hilarious manner.

  • @mpk33
    @mpk33 4 роки тому +2

    In 2020, this clip is fucking prophetic. Wow. Cheers Steve!

  • @eyesonthelies8476
    @eyesonthelies8476 5 років тому +22

    Well crafted comedy at its best!!

  • @LulaJake
    @LulaJake 5 років тому +3

    I remember a joke he did about staring out of the window and how most people (who are fucked by working all the time) can't see the point. But thinking for yourself takes a massive effort these days with so many distractions. I value peace and quiet over radio or television alot more since I discovered Steve Hughes.

  • @bigpickles
    @bigpickles 5 років тому +8

    Steve Hughes! Fkn legend...I'd love to catch you live sometime.

  • @maximebernard7212
    @maximebernard7212 4 роки тому +2

    Hi mate! I like your style and your accent. Im from Canada french province of Québec. After listening 10 time your show While it still legal, the french guy that I am, finaly manage to understand.

  • @TheHardys01
    @TheHardys01 2 роки тому +3

    2:59 Such an innocent laugh..
    From those who had no idea what was coming........

  • @davidmouzayek3764
    @davidmouzayek3764 5 років тому +6

    God you are good. Especially in your apparent subtlety. Please provide more

    • @ramimoorea1990
      @ramimoorea1990 4 роки тому +1

      "Yes, God can be subtle and he will always provide more!" is a reply you can expect from a religious fanatic who didn't spot the missing comma in your comment. Oh, your apparent subtlety...

  • @danr7838
    @danr7838 2 роки тому +2

    You're honestly my favorite stand up, and I absolutely love Slaughterlord.
    Yeah you're pretty talented

  • @reaper_death23
    @reaper_death23 4 роки тому +8

    3:10 is 2020 in one word

  • @paulcurran4786
    @paulcurran4786 4 роки тому +2

    such a legend!

  • @evaper665
    @evaper665 5 років тому +3

    Awesome! Thank you

  • @xavierpaquin
    @xavierpaquin 5 років тому +4

    Love you Steve, it's a treat every time one of these pops up in my feed

  • @oppanheimer
    @oppanheimer 5 років тому +4

    Man I love this guy.

  • @MycketTuff
    @MycketTuff 5 років тому +27

    Holy shit, UA-cam has finally recommended something of yours that isn't the gay joke.

  • @TheDrakeEquation1221
    @TheDrakeEquation1221 5 років тому +18

    You are my favourite comedian I nearly became a telly loving snow flake until I discovered you

  • @jedics1
    @jedics1 5 років тому +6

    After releasing some ice cubes into the river so they could go back to the wild I realised Hughes is my favourite comedian and Im nuts......

  • @billkingston4402
    @billkingston4402 3 роки тому +2

    Brilliant, still waiting for that film, dropped the phone when he said "The Virus"

  • @CG-cw3ps
    @CG-cw3ps 5 років тому +5

    I like how it starts flickering red, white, and blue when he mentions America 🇺🇸
    🤘🏼😑🤘🏼

    • @DYNEadvance
      @DYNEadvance 4 роки тому +2

      Thank god I wasn’t the only one who saw that lol

    • @CG-cw3ps
      @CG-cw3ps 4 роки тому +2

      @@DYNEadvance - Thanks for the validation/confirmation. 🤘🏼

    • @ramimoorea1990
      @ramimoorea1990 4 роки тому +1

      @@DYNEadvance You're welcome

  • @espenkl
    @espenkl 3 роки тому +1

    Always telling the truth in a brilliant way. Keep it up!

  • @gee3883
    @gee3883 5 років тому +1

    You want humus on ya bagel, no problem... Fucking crying with laughter from that, I love the dance moves.

  • @117btn3
    @117btn3 5 років тому +1

    About God damn time!!

  • @demitraferles7970
    @demitraferles7970 5 років тому +4

    Respect

  • @johanpersson597
    @johanpersson597 5 років тому +2

    Excellent.

  • @lewismahon1619
    @lewismahon1619 4 роки тому +10

    3:10 'last human being left that dont have THE VIRUS' my sides :,)) bloody excellent

  • @floydrudolph321
    @floydrudolph321 4 роки тому +3

    Nice one mate, yeah zero optimistic films about the future. The plan.

  • @kenmercermusic
    @kenmercermusic 5 років тому +4

    Great set Steve, all the best!

  • @NLTops
    @NLTops 4 роки тому +28

    "The annexation and destruction of the palestinian state is the plan."
    20 seconds later
    *Camera starts acting up*

  • @LICKSTERxx
    @LICKSTERxx 5 років тому +5

    His bit about being robbed while living in Manchester is one of the funniest things size ever heard

    • @benwalton1039
      @benwalton1039 3 роки тому +2

      from memory he was with Jim Jefferies when that went down

  • @evaper665
    @evaper665 4 роки тому +1

    oh Steve you are a prophet

  • @user-jl2ss9tk9f
    @user-jl2ss9tk9f 5 років тому +1

    Love you!!!

  • @mix011bgd
    @mix011bgd 5 років тому +4

    Brilliant stuff💯😂👑

  • @TM-gu6bp
    @TM-gu6bp 5 років тому +1

    More more more! Come to the SF Bay!

  • @jdss13
    @jdss13 5 років тому +1

    thanks steve

  • @paulaction5957
    @paulaction5957 5 років тому +3

    I needed that!

  • @JesseP.Watson
    @JesseP.Watson 3 роки тому +1

    That was truly one of the funniest, most 'on-the-button' routines I've ever seen. ...I could hardly breath when that got going.
    ...A comment below relates Steve to George Carlin but... No, that was something I've not seen anyone else do. ...I love George Carlin but, he is a bit of a one trick pony as regards his... angle, he does outrage... whereas, to my eye Steve manages to go all those same places... and others... while keeping it from becoming an angry monologue... , which Carlin could end up coming across like, sometimes... whatever, magic writing that, aye, real magic.

  • @528hrtz
    @528hrtz 5 років тому +2

    This is amazing

  • @johndehaan2764
    @johndehaan2764 4 роки тому

    Excellence just Brilliant

  • @OutbackAl
    @OutbackAl 5 років тому +1

    Brilliant performance!

  • @Jollyboy111
    @Jollyboy111 5 років тому +1

    This is an excellent segment.

  • @thomasrobertmalthus7277
    @thomasrobertmalthus7277 5 років тому +4

    "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who don't have it"
    George Bernard Shaw
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynicism_(contemporary)

  • @mmmmmark9751
    @mmmmmark9751 5 років тому +2

    Great bloke

  • @richardtollow764
    @richardtollow764 5 років тому +1

    Spot on.

  • @EmberAsh
    @EmberAsh 4 роки тому +1

    💎

  • @gaah23
    @gaah23 5 років тому +7

    Can I buy a video on a full standup show with Mr. Hughes with his new shows anywhere? It's just brilliant 👍

  • @i-_-am-_-g1467
    @i-_-am-_-g1467 3 роки тому +1

    3:00 that hits too close to home haha

  • @natasac6062
    @natasac6062 4 роки тому

    Incredible man!

  • @themillerosis
    @themillerosis 3 роки тому

    We need this O'l Stevey!

  • @Eclipse-ik1bq
    @Eclipse-ik1bq 4 роки тому +2

    Steve and the late George Carlin are similar they tell home truths and mix in funny thoughts in between - that's smart comedy.

  • @Aristocrafied
    @Aristocrafied 5 років тому +1

    hope you come to holland some time, would love to catch a show!

    • @bmmaaate
      @bmmaaate 3 роки тому

      Ha, i just heard an interview and he said the Dutch people don't get him!

    • @Aristocrafied
      @Aristocrafied 3 роки тому

      @@bmmaaate I do have to say even though most of my fellow Dutchies know English they do sometimes struggle with accents. But then most Americans can't even understand Scottish with English as their first and only language so I think the Dutchies are excused hahaha.

  • @GullySyde28
    @GullySyde28 5 років тому +2

    been a fan for years, i was unsubscribed and i never clicked it myself

  • @stgeorge9147
    @stgeorge9147 5 років тому +3

    Your the best bro 💪👍✌️🤣😂

  • @grahamthegardener1
    @grahamthegardener1 4 роки тому +1

    One of the funniest men alive ,

  • @RideBikes_Walkplaces
    @RideBikes_Walkplaces 4 роки тому +3

    jesus christ the resident evil joke is literally whats happening now with covid!

  • @deeplydisturbed7601
    @deeplydisturbed7601 5 років тому +2

    Yes THAT'S why the alien movie is unrealistic 😅 Love you Steve

  • @donttouchthatdial9342
    @donttouchthatdial9342 5 років тому +11

    I hate to be pedantic but Star Wars isn't set in the future, it was set "A LONG TIME AGO in a galaxy far far away..." (Yes I know I'm a wanker) :D

    • @joshstanton267
      @joshstanton267 5 років тому +2

      Yeah you wanker! 😁

    • @ramimoorea1990
      @ramimoorea1990 4 роки тому +1

      I see your long since passed future, and you are not a former wanker anymore!

    • @MrMigido
      @MrMigido 4 роки тому +1

      That galaxy was way a head in time. Within that context, of THAT galaxy, it was a long time ago.
      We are not the center of the universe. Time does not revolve around us.

    • @benwalton1039
      @benwalton1039 3 роки тому

      Book called Jedi In The Lotus compares the Vedic mythology and work of `Joseph Campbell being a major influence, could be why many resonated with Star Wars - in which case not absurd to consider it has more to do with archetypes and the eternal dualistic nature of life in which case always going to be evil empires, bankers, saints, good samaritans, golden ages, dark ages, etc. eternally, forever (human history and mythology seems to verify this not to mention the dualistic appearance of all phenomena) Non duality would be an escape hatch to this dilemma which Steve has actually considered incorporating into his comedy from his influence from Tony Parsons...anyhow

  • @timothypryor7952
    @timothypryor7952 4 роки тому +1

    I now want to make a deleted scenes version of alien that shows all the health and safety bs.

  • @jazza3828
    @jazza3828 5 років тому +2

    Legend.. aussie carlin

  • @adrian_aztecsignal994
    @adrian_aztecsignal994 4 роки тому

    Such good shit!
    "That's your lunch" lol... the best

  • @jim-gq9be
    @jim-gq9be 5 років тому

    Top stuff

  • @stevolution898
    @stevolution898 4 роки тому +2

    The Virus. Love ya work man.

  • @ellie698
    @ellie698 5 років тому

    I'd have pulled you up on that too! I don't blame her!
    Respect us, we respect you.

    • @helmethead72
      @helmethead72 5 років тому +2

      Yeah but, 20 to 1, like too many game shows, are totally and utterly retarded.

  • @bipolatelly9806
    @bipolatelly9806 4 роки тому

    Laughter and nervous laughter.

  • @chrislongstay
    @chrislongstay 5 років тому

    Funny, brilliant, insightful, intelligent. These are just a few of the things i ain't. Cant say the same about him.

    • @ramimoorea1990
      @ramimoorea1990 4 роки тому +1

      I am sure you can, if you put your mind to it! Hasn't Steve taught you a thing?

  • @DS-ou7xm
    @DS-ou7xm Рік тому

    Steve the Prophet 🤷‍♂️👍

  • @CyrusCageSCWS
    @CyrusCageSCWS 5 років тому +1

    Fuck yes Steve. I've been making this point for years now. Never seen you do this bit. I reckon you should use it in current shows.
    Ps: Thanks for signing my tits at the Enmore Theatre years ago. 😂

  • @Maxfieldization
    @Maxfieldization 4 роки тому

    Pure truth

  • @melvinhunter6334
    @melvinhunter6334 4 роки тому +5

    And now the virus is here!! 😷🤣🤣

  • @mj6258
    @mj6258 4 роки тому

    "Thats not the fuckin plan!" - truer words were never said.

  • @ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293
    @ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293 3 роки тому +1

    Unreal to see how you're seen to be ahead of your time whilst laughing for the last couple of decades about the same things so many of us related to, agreed with or understood all along but never verbalised and publicised, just privately sat with. How can a bunch of us all live undetected as prophets and geniuses for a bloody decade? Sitting around, unremarkably in our pyjamas laughing our heads off...I'd say the paradigm's a bit pear shaped and people have got this all wrong. We're not ahead of our time at all: I'd say the fault lies with the vigorously proactive knobs who we've passively allowed to take the helm as cultural architects. When THEY 'awaken' we're still here. In our pyjamas, hanging out listening to records and just being cool. What a nutty world. Us? Prophets, geniuses? Oh dear. You're a diamond. Thanks for being strong enough to be you. 😍👏

  • @TimMyles
    @TimMyles 4 роки тому

    Come on Steve, Star Wars is set in a galaxy far away A LONG TIME AGO

  • @samturner6061
    @samturner6061 5 років тому +2

    while I agree with the piece about star wars, it is in fact, set in the past. xD

  • @beaubear6516
    @beaubear6516 5 років тому +1

    It's all happening.....

  • @hairyscary8511
    @hairyscary8511 5 років тому +28

    Peace Sells But Whos Buying 💲💉💊🚬🍹🍻😂🔫

  • @jonoedwards4195
    @jonoedwards4195 4 роки тому +1

    Steve slippin Red Pills for All.
    Great Stuff SH.

  • @danielorbell4517
    @danielorbell4517 3 роки тому

    Art imitating life.
    So true that it's funny! 😅 😶

  • @LuxisAlukard
    @LuxisAlukard 5 років тому +2

    First I like, than I watch. And then I die laughing =D
    But, pretty damn good analysing those movies...

  • @autohmae
    @autohmae 5 років тому +1

    Actually, Star Trek movies and series would be the kind of movies that are basically saying the people on earth are united.

    • @rcloft86
      @rcloft86 5 років тому

      The globalist utopian wet dream.

  • @mattfm101
    @mattfm101 5 років тому +1

    I wonder if Steve has discovered the JQ... youtube Barbara Spectre.

  • @gaah23
    @gaah23 4 роки тому

    Back to the Future was kinda positive film about the future.

  • @bobbyperu4683
    @bobbyperu4683 2 роки тому

    Hughesie - I've subscribed. Now will you please come to Bairnsdale in Victoria? Please, because fuck all else happens around here.

    • @SteveHughesOfficial
      @SteveHughesOfficial  2 роки тому +1

      Hey brother….I’d gladly come and do a show. But I’m in London and stuck here until the whenever…..Bobby Peru…….not the Bobby Peru ? Bunny don’t jump…peace….

    • @bobbyperu4683
      @bobbyperu4683 2 роки тому

      @@SteveHughesOfficial He shoots, he scores! Bobby Peru from Big Tuna has been an alter ego of mine for years. There's also an element of plausible deniability in there ("I said what? Bollocks did I, it was Bobby Peru" etc). Works for me. Anyway, thanks for the reply, I didn't realise you were stuck Blighty-side with this Covid shite. Me, I'm an ex-pat Englishman stuck Aussie-side, less to do with Covid and more to do with marriage and kids. I don't know what I'm doing here, I have a brain, I don't have a gun licence, and I don't own livestock so I'm fucked here, I can tell you. And I can't stand the flies. The Chinese can fucking have it....at least their women are slim (a weightist insult that could never be levelled at the ladies around here, sweet Jesus it's like a perpetual fat camp). All the best, and get down the pub later - Wednesday is baked potato and beans day, innit?