Jurassic Park Song | The Bear, The Tiger… | Whitney Avalon
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- Опубліковано 23 бер 2020
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#LauraDern has been an icon since the first #JurassicPark movie - and if it had been a #musical, here’s what her character might have sung. No one expected this combo of a 1989 off-Broadway show and a 1993 film!
** CREDITS **
Producer, Director, New Lyrics, Dr. Ellie Sattler: Whitney Avalon
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Dr. Ian Malcolm: Luke Persiani / lukepersiani
John Hammond: Andy Roberts
Orchestrator*, Music Producer: Cristián R. Villagra
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Art Director: Kim Brunner
Hair, Make-Up Artist: Kayle Williams
Key Grip: Billy Brenner
Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp
Recording Engineer: Dirty Hollywood
Assistant Editor: Kate West
Music Mix, Master: Ed Boyer
Colorist: Ryan K McNeal
Associate Producer: We Make Movies Inc
*Based on the original by Maltby & Shire
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I hope if you enjoy the comedy combination (known character + unexpected musical twist) of my Princess Rap Battle videos, you’ll also enjoy it in a parody like this one!
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** LYRICS **
It ought to be me really going
Why?
Well, I’m a… and you’re, um, a…
All right, that’s it
That’s the one that does it
I’ve had it with that song and dance
A man must ‘this’ and a woman must ‘that’
And humanity won’t stand a chance
I’m sorry to shout
But I’m up to here
With the bias, condescension, and smirks
For I - thank “God” - am a scientist
And I know how life really works
It, uh, finds a way
Like a soul possessed
I have studied and assessed
The history of this earth
From mastodon to eel
What my studies most reveal
Is the male’s inflated worth
For in most of the animal kingdom
The ladies only seldom need men
Their dealings are straight they meet them to mate
And never see them again
The bear, the tiger, the rhino, and the mole
Have females who live fruitful lives outside of male control
It’s cute how you think I’ll sit and take a passive role
Instead I’m like the tiger, bear, and rhino
In a field or brook
Almost anywhere you look
Are females on their own
In the deep, on high
They will promptly wave goodbye
And protect the nest alone
Now I cannot speak for the mantis
Who decapitates her mate during sex
But I do like the auk who mates with a squawk
And then throws rocks at her ‘ex’
The bitch, the vixen, the queen bee, and the shrew
What men have done to those fine words we never can undo
They’re strong fearless heroes - like how I’m now saving you
Let’s redefine the shrew, the bitch and vixen
And be like the seagull
Roam free as the lynx
And cruise like the caribous if we choose
Not have to endure all those sly little winks
From a cynic who envies the sex life of minks
And not have to guess if he’s one of the finks
Or whether he drinks
Or whether he stinks
Or what he thinks
Of me
We will find my man
I’m the only one who can
So let go of your doubt
My brilliant lad
He’d be a stellar dad
But we’ll see how things work out
I swear I envy the oyster
Who lives a happy life on the shelf
When she wants a term she releases some sperm
And fertilizes herself
The hare, the condor, the guppy and the bream
They’re all out there doing what humans only dream
So don’t undervalue my importance to this team
Your sexism’s masked as weird concern
We’ll talk about this when I return
Take heed of the tiger and the fern
And raptor
And bear
And me!
** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **
If you made it all the way to here, comment “Clever girl!” below. - Комедії
This video was filmed months ago. All my songs, parodies, and rap battles are available germ-free on Apple Music, Spotify, and more! I hope I can make you smile in these challenging times. 💖
Girl, I love your channel! Please do more Princess Rap Battles!
Whitney Avalon it was so good! I really want you to do a rap battle with Kelsey from tigers destiny vs Arya from the inheritance cycle
you did❤ thank you
You are great Whitney thanks for the laugh right now. I needed it
Fantastic vocals! 🙂
Whitney: "...the mantis, who decapitates her mate during sex!"
Jeff Fakeblum: *looks weirdly turned on*
Hahaha "Jeff Fakeblum"!
Haha
Man, that actor is an OLYMPIC class smirker. Well done, fella. --Excellent casting.
I want a smolder contest between this guy and Eugene.
I was litterally dyibg at "I envy the oyster who when wants a term releases some sperm and fertilizes herself." 😂 That was great. Genius. Perfectly composed and written.
We gotta get Laura and Jeff to see this.
I also want David Shire and Richard Maltby Jr. to see this. They would love the reinvention.
Imagine if while Ellie was singing this one of the raptors was listening outside the bunker whilst stalking them, I bet she would be thinking dinner and a show.
*She
Ok as a (former) wildlife bio major I fucking approve, and wish I could belt this at all the dudebros I've had to deal with in that department. Also, I'm 100% certain Laura Dern would approve of this
when everything settles down, pls do
- mal vs audrey princess rap battle
- moana vs ariel princess rap battle
they'd be bomb
Moana v ariel- time to go undertow-to-toe
And princess peach vs Princess Zelda
also Tiana v Merida
Mal vs Audrey would be like a DREAM rap battle.
Ooh, Moana VS Ariel sounds good
This makes me want to have a self quarantine Jurassic park(and world ) marathon
This song is making me go and watch jurassic park now, nice job Whitney and the team behind the scenes.
you're incredibly talented, love all your songs and rap battles, they're the bestt!
Your voice is a proof of love for life.
That was bloody brilliant! She has an amazing chameleon ability to play virtually any character flawlessly.
Why does literally every cosplay suit you?! This was brilliant once again and you made a perfect Ellie! Any chance of you making a Game of Thrones parody of something in the future?😁😁
She did Danaryus vs Maleficent if you haven't seen that yet.
Right! She looks great and it gave me such nostalgia feels
Fr I just seen this but she always fits the characters she plays so well.🥰🤩
Clever girl
Hahahah nice one 👍🏼
best comment ever!!!
Excellent song, very well done.
I only spotted the raptor twice but in my defense it's hard to take my eyes off of Whitney.
This song will be played at every child support hearing from now on.
I saw 3
I found 3 too... 0:54 1:31 and 3:44
I saw it 3 times
"every child support hearing".... By men? I'm sure most women absolutely can raise children on their own, but when it took two to tango, it seems fair to have both adults support the child. The system we have now is definitely not the best for men, and should be fixed, to be more fair, but it's more rare for a guy to be tricked into sex and stuck with the bill than for a guy to bail out when the kids arrive.
I saw 3
"Nobody's perfect but it is plain to see, nobody's perfect except for probably you". There is not limit to your potential. Loved the tone, message, and everything about this video! Just AWESOME.
As usual you blew it out of the water, the frustration, the resentment, the brains of the character were all there.
Combine that with your incredible talent and brilliant mind. 🤯
More than 90% of birds mate for life.
And I'm not sure there is a male domination in those matings, but I actually don't know.
@@lisamartin9831 no. Infact female domination is more common in nature than male domination because females are usualy bigger than there male counterparts.
@@ThijsvA-hu8oj Well, I mean, that too.
But in birds mating for life, I meant.
@@lisamartin9831 I just lookt more into it and you're right. In all but polyandrous birds are the males dominant.
polyandrous btw are the 10% of birds that don't mate for life.
Never have I clicked in a video so fast.
sara rene me too
The thing is, in the movie they didn't treat her with condescension at all. She was treated the same as everyone else.
yeah this kinda doesn't fit with the movie at all
Yeah, but this does happen in the movie scene when they are deciding who is going to go and turn the power back on of the fences
Absolutely true
this happens a couple times, you know, the flirting and how sometimes she ends up being coddled, but honestly she was pretty valued as a team member
I think that was just Ian being a playboy though, which in my eyes more elevated her towards being seen as desirable.@@skylerricketts7392
NOBODY BRING UP TO HER THE DUCK THE CAT AND THE BEDBUGS, DON'T DO IT
I love all of your songs and raps!
Me singing: Well that's great, all power to the opposite sex, but can we save this conversation for when we're not getting chased by a T-Rex.
15 years ago I worked back stage on a production of Closer Than Ever, took me about an hour to remember where I’d heard this tune before, but what a blast from the past! This is an excellent rework!
If someone says "I'll go out and deal with a man-eating dinosaur", let them. Darwinism.
cere tomer, my thought too. If someone is offering to do a job which likely will end in their grisly demise, it isn’t the time to start denouncing chivalry and attack them for being sexist.
cere tomer as well if someone wants to go fight dinosaurs to prove themselves let them. Men are as a general more athletic that being said none of us are gonna outrun a raptor. Let the brave go.
@@westwarren6736 yea but out of hammond and her she did stand a better chance being younger
In the book Hammond sure didn't make it!
God Whitney you are amazing. So talented and so hilarious and as a women I truly love this one
Yes love this ❤️❤️
I could listen to this song on repeat all day long!!
I'm amazed with the level of your work. You have a beautiful talent to lead people and work together (or remotely). I'm so honored to be in the background with the tracks! Thanks for let me be there. And stay safe Clever Girl! Bless! 🤗
You did such a spectacular job combining John Williams with Maltby & Shire! Thanks for your incredible orchestrations.
Whitney Avalon it was so good! I really want you to do a rap battle with Kelsey from tigers destiny vs Arya from the inheritance cycle
Please!!!
I think it would be really good
I love your channel too
Please stay healthy
I love these. I feel so lucky to live in the time that u r making these. These make a day. You do such a amazing job and always put the best in your work. Thank u.
Great job on makeup and costumes! They resemble their characters very well. Love your voice, I love how you can always make something so beautiful also funny with your lyrics. ❤
Some one who hasn't watched Jurassic Park would be like:
.....? :|
I love this, but she was a paleo-botanist and didn't study animals, much less modern ones. Good job on the fern though.
Doesn't mean she can't have an interest in animals, and as a paleo-botanist, I'd bet she's very interested in nature in general.
Your right. She was a paleo-biotanist
Still seems to have pretty thorough animal understanding, she diagnosed a sick dino through poop.
She *specializes* in paleo-botany... which means she has studied biology and that includes more than just plants. Maybe she doesn't know every obscure fact about the animal kingdom, but basic things...that most certainly is within her expertise (also, remember that she was able to figure out what was wrong with the Triceratops...so she seems to be competent in that field too).
Can you do a princess rap battle with Ingrid Dracula (from Young Dracula) vs. Hope Michaelson (from The Originals; Legacies), please? Loved the video, it was great
Now I really want to see a Jurassic Park Musical
WOOOO!! I havw actually waited for something like this for all of my life
Whitney, absolutely pure genius!I love this, thanks
Why the hell is this woman not in a movie she is amazing as hell oh my goodness
Whitney:imma go out
Police in the street *sings*:you can't....
Whitney Avalon this video was amazing. All you do is amazing can't wait to see more.
OMG...
Jurassic Park the Musical MUST HAPPEN!!!
I love this so much! Thank you! 💖😍😀🎉🎊 Lol, the raptor line and the look! Brilliant!
How has their not been a Jurassic Park musical yet????
I saw the raptor twice I scanned the whole video and spotted it only twice and by the way this song was amazing! I love your vids keep up the fantastic work Whitney
This is fantastic!
I love it so much! 😍
Whitney Avalon + Jurassic Park = Awesome! Thanks for this Whitney! Its a stressful time and this definitely lifted my spirits💖
This song is super cool!
Wow, that's absolutely genius!
The last time I was so impressed by a combination of lyrics and music was when I heard the musical Hamilton for the first time.
I spotted her at least three times once behind the shelf and once hip high on the bottom forth before the money shot
“The sex lifes of minks” 😂😂😂❤️
Okay but that hair actually suits her so well
Huzzah! A new Whitney Avalon song!
This was awesome. And now I'm wondering of a Jurassic Park musical...
I really would have liked him to go : no, I meant to say I'm old and you still have your whole life ahead of you but... okay I guess you can go if you want. And she would be like "Oh... right. Of I go then" with the raptor behind the door.
But anyway, that was really great as always ! Thank you for this brilliant video :D
Yeah ! I was waiting for the raptor to eat her at the end :P
That would've been much better.
@Todd Starbuck no
if we talk about animal parenthood I like to throw in the seahorses and emperor penguins
I only saw the raptor once at first but saw another time on rewatching. Great question to ask btw 😉. Also, nice bit of that Jurassic Park music mixed in towards the end.
I saw it 3 times, but I'm unsure if that's all of it!
@@mtop9152 😲 Aside from the obvious one in the latter part of the video, I saw it around 0:53. Where else did you see it?
This was posted on my birthday and it's a wonderful, wonderful birthday present! Thanks Whitney! You're the best.
Love it love it love it.
Took the words right out of my keyboard
How was this comment 11 hours ago?
@@dani007a One word: Patron
Ooooh and I thought I couldn't find a treat at 3 AM in the morning ❤️😍
I love this so much and this made me want to watch jurrasic park again lol
AMAZING
AMAZING! as always! Love you whitney! im your number one fan!
Very nice!
That's cool. Badass as usual. That's my new anthem. They have just put the Jurassic movies on TV again in my country and I'm binge watching them.
Basically a Disney song 👏👏 and I freeeeeeeking love it
This was amazing and totally relatable!
Sneaky sneaky! Saw the raptor three times. Of course had to watch this amazing video a couple of times!
Whitney your latest song has brightened my day. Stay safe luv x
Thank you for posting this today. I have been having a really bad week.i have a biopsy tomorrow and I'm really nervous about it. Your videos make me feel better.
Hope things take a turn for the better! Truly honored my videos can help distract.
this is amazing!!! i love your videos so much!
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Everything about this is just perfect
4th and i'm proud xD
This has to be my favorite song so far!!!
never expected this when i clicked on the video but it was hilarious and very true!!
This is perfect for my best friend!!
Love it!!!!
Wonderful! Thank you for this new gem! Also, would love to see this song in a broadway musical :)
The original song is from a great 1989 off-Broadway musical "Closer Than Ever" you should totally check out -- I made some lyrical adjustments to help it fit this character in this moment! :)
@@WhitneyAvalon A musical I haven't heard of, will definitely check it out! Though have a feeling I'll prefer your version :)
I love this song! Thank you!
I love jurassic park. Great video keep making more. Love your work
I challenged myself to keep in my laughter until the video ended but the oyster part made me burst😆
Mr. Hammond I think we are back in business.
Eeeeyrahhhhhhh
Ahhhhhh!!!!!!
Yr voice is is absolutely incredible I could listen to you all day. Xxx
LOVE this. So empowering and fun.
This is amazing :)
Thanks, Whitney! You are Awesome!
Perfect! Thank you 😊😊
Loved this so much like omggggg
Great song (as always ) and I spotted the raptor 3 times :)
That's how many I saw!!
Loved it! I think I saw it twice the raptor. Your channel always cheers me thank you.😸
It might be too easy but you could try covid-19 to the tune of "come on Eileen"
It's been done
Great song ❣️ I saw the raptor 3 times
Brilliant as always!!
this is amazing
Yaaaas love the message!😍
I love it!!!
Loved it, thank you
This is absolutely awesome and I love it
I LOVE THIS!!!!
Wow. Makes sense, lets go with that.