*”I love women, that’s why I pay them $40 to have sex with me for money. And I would never dream of hitting a woman, until the second she decides to chomp down on my tongue. THEN I START WALING AWAY!”* I fucking die laughing every time.
I laughed so hard when Frylock said he wanted to test the vaccine on Carl and Carl said "Why don't you try it on some hairy monkey?" and they just stare at him and he says "What are you looking at?" That was gold!
I think it’s hilarious they parodied the Sham-Wow guy and had Carl commit the same crime he did for the same reason, really plays off of how bizarre that whole thing was.
Hey there's a broad, there's a broad- Hey you! Yeah you dingbat! I want a pitcher a of beer, fried jalapenos, the nachas grande, and let's start with 50 wings extra hot, keep the ranch coming.
I mean he just dissed one of the oldest warlocks in the world right in front of his own mother. Carl sure as hell should've known after dealing with moonites, leprechauns, parasites, Death, robot turkeys, Willie Nelson, dick ripping giant chinese kidney stones, clowns, evil sandwiches, Sirens, The creeper, majestic eggs and all sorts of other crazy shit to not diss someone bigger then his mom and wearing a fucking robe.
Tbh a lot of atheists in the West are as sheepish as those you mock: you both go with what your rulers condition you to go with. Some atheists are intelligent and rational, but a lot of you really have not thought about it and I see a lot of monmy and daddy issues *condescendingly slaps your shoulder*
doesn't matter if u commit a DUI, this cop committed excessive force. Now days everyone has a camera and it's easier to hold them accountable. back the blue until happens to you enablers.
The best of Carl is basically any moment he's on screen.
He is a treasure
Heheheheheh heyyyy!!!! I’m Batman 2 yeaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
I Don't Need No Instructions to Know How to Rock.
There is tons of Carl footage talking about football and more
That's for sure!!!🙏👍😎
“I was, I was polite”
“I was like, yes sir, no sir, get off my ass sir”
I like to imagine thats what he was saying out the window while driving instead of pulling over
I'll be using that quote
In Carl's defense, I really don't think the cop had a reason to taser him. It work to sober Carl up though.
That's wonderful, Carl. But guess what? This bail's gonna *bust me, man* 😡
"Is that woman dead?"
"Oh man I hope not"
Lemme check....no she's not thank god
*She gon be confused when she wakes up, right?*
Actually she died in 1895
@Nero Wynn I've been in a similar situation, and it took everything I had to not repeat Carl.
@@heavyglamrocker1987 Punch in the fist! 👊
What's that thing you've just pulled on your-AAAHH!! ⚡⚡
For all you scrubbers not fortunate enough to live or have lived in NJ, every neighborhood has its own version of Carl.
Not fortunate to live in America’s 50th best state lmao
Both my parents are recovered alcoholics and before getting sober they hung out with a few Carls
Hi I'm Carl
@@Big_Chico the whole tristate area is fabulous. sit and spin
@@Big_Chico that is genius "america's 50th best state"
"Who turned my friggin car into a triangle"
I geeked so hard at this for some reason.
J311ycaa The hell is a geeked?
Triangles everywhere! A dream has come to life!
Triangle supremacy 🔺️😌
"Do you know how fast you were going?". "What's your gun say? I clocked in at 136"
"At a 25, in a school zone"
@@roxasplayerxgamer290 "Ah, don't get your panties in a wad. There ain't no kids out at this hour."
StinkyGoober Playz How many drinks have you had tonight?
“ is that women dead “☠️
So Carl has a dope ass radar gun. Even though that shit box definitely does not reach 136 mph.
I find it hilarious how the only time Carl shows hospitality, his neighbors show hostility lmao
5:07
I like to imagine that Carl is just so desensitized to Shake’s bullshit that he figures “whatever happens, happens” and just gets it over with.
"No one's getting hurt except the Wildebeest."
“Yeah, I give him a name”
Hey hey didnt think ti see you here
Tonight
The man himself
Bruh Carl is actually pretty chill he's just annoyed as he'll by frylock and them😂
He's not even suprised by the weirdness, just annoyed by it.
Hello to you to Mr. Food monster
@@danielperez143 I mean the show takes place after they were already living there I think
4:19 When Master Shake keeps trying to hurt him, what do expect?
The police officer in the 'Intervention" episode is voiced by Idris Elba. Just figured this out recently and it blew my mind!
Holy shit man you're right
Holy crap, no way!!
Dude thanks for this i love this show and idris elba
Oh my god!! Even in voice acting he’s an American hahahahaha
GTFOut of here!!!! That’s awesome- I had no idea!!!!!
*”I love women, that’s why I pay them $40 to have sex with me for money. And I would never dream of hitting a woman, until the second she decides to chomp down on my tongue. THEN I START WALING AWAY!”*
I fucking die laughing every time.
“Then I start wailin away, I gotta do somethin to free my face...”
Carl has the best stories I swear man 😄😄
5:03
5:02
😂😂😂
I laughed so hard when Frylock said he wanted to test the vaccine on Carl and Carl said "Why don't you try it on some hairy monkey?" and they just stare at him and he says "What are you looking at?" That was gold!
“How many have you had tonight?”
“‘Maybe like 2 or 3 maybe idk”
“What about that one?”
“Okay fine!! 18!”
😂😂 LMFAOOOO
credit where its due, for 2 Wicked to get to 136, that thing is one HELL of a car.
He must get a good deal at AutoZone xD
For a late 90’s shitbox, its pretty damn impressive.
Top speed on a Dodge Stealth is 165.
All things considered Carl seems like he'd be a pretty chill neighbor
I imagine you'd have to bug him on a good day to have a chill talk, maybe even share some beers.
“For the last time, YES.”
That was a classic, *classic* exchange they had right there, i swear that is one of my all time favorite comedy lines, just fucking pure GOLD!!!
"Nah. Sometimes I kinda want to die."
"That's uh..That's a shoe box filled with marbles"
4:00
Holly shit, Shake can lift a man hole cover like THAT?!?
Well he is a superhero after all.
@@wizwit6008 He can only make it rain... Well not really rain just drizzle.
The lasagna episode was absolutely hilarious and lowkey joke / running gag is shake is good at cooking.
I think it’s hilarious they parodied the Sham-Wow guy and had Carl commit the same crime he did for the same reason, really plays off of how bizarre that whole thing was.
N A C H A S G R A N D A Y
You hear what I ordered? I'm gonna be fartin' blood over here!
Hey there's a broad, there's a broad-
Hey you! Yeah you dingbat! I want a pitcher a of beer, fried jalapenos, the nachas grande, and let's start with 50 wings extra hot, keep the ranch coming.
Most Vertical Production
* fried allah peenyas
"There is a time when i dont pull it"
"But most times?"
"yeah most times"
That drill was genuinely disturbing
Core him out
@@fuupdaass275 yeh right take your pills big man
澤人志Hitoshi Sawa Hahaha! No! No! No!
It was. Ughhhh. Imagine that shit...
Wtf was that for thi
Bless you for making these
No problem! There's more on the way!
"I don't give a damn, cup." Had me dying
Carl's face when Frylock asks him if he has accepted Jesus. OMG I was dying! Hahahah
It’s these Carl moments we treasure above all else.
2:59 That ain't the first time Carl got drilled.
"Handbananna, NO!"
"You. Tonight."
It took me a moment to realize after I read the comment replies and then saw the profile picture and then the username xD
"Not anymore....we're done talking"
“He’s not a boy anymore…he’s a man. BECAUSE HE JUST RAPED ME!”
Thank you for your uploads,
ATHF FOREVER! 🍟
No problem! There are more Carl videos on the way, so don't worry!
You can't go wrong with the ShamWow guy.
He's always a great addition to any deviant mess...
*Inspirational music playing*
“i keep tearing myself down with all these doubts, somebodys gotta do it why not be me.”
"Me and Jesus, we don't see eye to eye." Lmao hahahahahaha. I am going to be using that everytime someone gives me crap.
My friend Jesús haha jajajaja
🔴🍟🥤
ATHF
forever
BroAnarchy lmao the red dot is meatwad
@@plasma9839 yessssss
YESSS!!! aqua teen...
🤘🏼🔥💯
🥩🍟🥤
"Well I'll see you in the Fall, FATS!" LMAO
2:06: Who turned my freaking car into a triangle?!
They did
*TRIANGLES EVERYWHERE!*
Imagine Carl and frank Murphy ranting together
Yesss!!!!
Frylock has to bring Carl back to life so often man....
It’s honestly Hilario how everything bad happens to Carl’s car
It’s absolutely Hilario
Now I call mine the wildebeest. Thanks Carl
Take your pills big guy
CORE HIM OUT
no NO NOOOO!
Until they chomp down on my tongue, then I start whaling away. Lmao best line ever
Funny part was he was talki g to the sham wow guy who actuly went to jail for beating the shit put of hooker thet bit his tounge
The best character in the show besides shake. This was my show as a teenager.
Lmao the sham wow guy
Yes that's him
This is hilarious. I should watch more of this show.
Carl always dies the worst lmao
I mean he just dissed one of the oldest warlocks in the world right in front of his own mother. Carl sure as hell should've known after dealing with moonites, leprechauns, parasites, Death, robot turkeys, Willie Nelson, dick ripping giant chinese kidney stones, clowns, evil sandwiches, Sirens, The creeper, majestic eggs and all sorts of other crazy shit to not diss someone bigger then his mom and wearing a fucking robe.
CORE HIM OUT!
LISTEN HERE CUP!!!!
“Some joker made out of clouds” 😂
"Then I start whaling away!"
🤣🤣🤣
"No I was polite. I was all, yes Sir, no Sir. Get off my ass Sir..."
i love carls take on religion.
Tbh a lot of atheists in the West are as sheepish as those you mock: you both go with what your rulers condition you to go with. Some atheists are intelligent and rational, but a lot of you really have not thought about it and I see a lot of monmy and daddy issues *condescendingly slaps your shoulder*
I love that South Jersey has its own separate police force. Not local or State PD just South Jersey Police.
I Think Idris Elba Guest Starred in One of the Episodes.
Yoo he’s awesome! It looks like he played the cop in that episode haha
“Masturbation is specifically designed to please me!....no one’s getting hurt! Except the wïlderbeast!”
1:46 LOL! My favorite scene.
Carl really didnt deserve to be tazed.
What about being cored out?
This is one of my all time favorite shows ever its too bad they dont make it anymore or if they do i need to watch them
yeah they've been calling new seasons by different names or somethin
"Do you know how fast you were going?". "
"What's your gun say? I clocked in at 136"
Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way he says "you know i do" is so hopeless and pathetic
"I gotta do something to free my face and get outta that van" Why does no one listen to this? Who wouldn't do something in his situation?
Terrible
1:58 Aqua Teen Hunger Force in 2020.
Is the cop's voice edris elba?
Yes
The beginning had an awesome loop
Carl has always been one of the best parts of this show. the dialogue and voice acting is too good
That lasagna actually looks sooo good! 😜
“Then I start whaling away. I gotta do something to free my face and get outta that van” 😂😂😂
4:29 well I'll see you in the fall fats XD
"The wildebeast... I give it a name."
2:58 Bro wtfff this show was TOO wild....😲
ALRIGHT FINE 18 DRINKS!
"who turned my freaking car into a triangle" 😂 idk why but him saying that is funny
0:31 He should have said “You feel like a big man now pig”
i own 2 sets of season 1-8 on DVD and im still here
from 5:02 - 5:06, I laughed so hard I just about slipped a disc in my neck.
Welp. Im gonna take a dip.
the hell you are
Sane no im not, i was just saying that
@@Wolfgodmak I know you just saying that cause you not gonna do it.
@@goodguy7853 No i wouldnt do that
Swear every scene that has carl in it is funny but him with the Idris Eoba cop and getting tased is so damn funny
"I'll see you in the fall fats"
Lol
One of the funniest programmes of all time
3:20 that’s an extenuating circumstance and me neither! What do I look like, a ghoul? How dare you use the stomach to paint who I truly am…
The cop one with carl had me dying
doesn't matter if u commit a DUI, this cop committed excessive force. Now days everyone has a camera and it's easier to hold them accountable.
back the blue until happens to you enablers.
Best of the best character ever
Frylock: Carl you ready to try the vaccine?
Carl: Why do I have to do it? You should try it on some hairy monkey.
Frylock,Shake,and Meatwad:😐
Carl: What are you looking at?
Carl was basically my next door neighbor for 10 years in a paper mill town. Lotta this on the nuts.
I like that chair that Meatwad is using at 1:05
Lmao apparently Jesus is some joker made out of clouds, living in the sky, who’s there to boss me around 😂😂😂
2:24
"You tryin' to play GoLd DuSt WoMaN?"
🤣
Core him out - Zod .
"I was like 'no sir' 'yes sir' 'get off my ASS sir!'."
"TONIGHT" 😆
make a best of shake lol
We want Best of Shake
Why’d they cut it? “Alright fine, 18! You feel like a big man now, pig?”
Carl is basically adult kenny from South Park cuz he's always getting hurt/killed in almost every episode
Usually due to Shake's actions, haha.
Take your pills big guy! Love that shit say it to my wife all the time. She....doesn't think its funny
The cop was Idris Elba. How cool that stringer bell is now a cop.
2:07 his triangular car just makes me lose it
SO CLOSE TO MARINARÁ TOWN