You know I think Coleman Francis is a rather underrated director. True he may have been lacking in things like directing, scriptwriting, acting, editing, plot and character development, but no one has come close to his mastery of car approaching.
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i know it's an old comment, but i lowkey think he was a somewhat decent director. With a little help and money he could've been good. Better director than James Nguyen
@kathleenmorrison2908 The great redeeming feature of Skydivers is that somebody on the crew hired some really good hoofers (for, to me, the best part of the film) and did pretty well shooting them.
+fourcrippledhorses Hmmmm. Food for thought. I'd always thought that "The Skydivers" makes "The Beast of Yucca Flats" look like "Red Zone Cuba," but you do have a point.
Oh yeah, sure is. I was in high school when this was airing and even in my mid 30s I still laugh my ass off despite having seen every episode nearly a dozen times. If you ever want an interesting read, check out a Year at the Movies by Kevin Murphy...great read for any hardcore movie fan.
"Flag on the moon. How did it get there?" The Ben Franklin short was funny, but the advice was actually pretty good. While certain details won't work like they did 60 years ago, the gist is the same.
+DizzyBlizzy What advice? Putting some of your money (although "Ben" doesn't say HOW much) into savings as soon as you get the money is good advice, the rest of it was extremely vague. The rich kid with the car anally writes down how much he spends on everything, but how exactly does that help you budget? (Yes, I know that is an important part of budgeting, but "Ben" doesn't explain how or why this helps you budget.) Re-watch the Ben Franklin film (if you have the stomach for it) and pretend like you have never heard of the word or concept of "budgeting" before. At the end of the film ask yourself if you have learned anything useful. "Ben" also provides the all-purpose excuse of "be flexible" which pretty much undermines most of what he's trying to teach. I'm more concerned about a teenage boy who unquestionably takes financial advice from a shadow on the wall. (If what they say about Ben Franklin is true, he is probably just waiting around for some "alone-time" with the kid's Mom.)
So, the father chastises him for not having a budget, but does nothing to teach him how to budget. Does the father expect a shadow of the ghost of a founding father to teach him?
Does anyone know what Fractional Reserve Banking is? It allows banks to enter amounts of $ they *don't have* into ledgers. Know what they do with that? Pretend to "loan you" $. For your houses, cars or other goods. Then, if you fail pay them "back" consistently while being a wage-slave for decades, they "repossess" houses, cars etc. without having to pay a single penny for them. All because you believe in ghosts, or that they wouldn't allow such a system/harms to come to you. And that's _still not_ as large a fraud as the Federal Reserve System where private banks print the $ you work to earn, then you owe it back... plus interest... because the printed it...? Flag on the moon indeed.
Definitely one of my favorites. Not mentioned are the many months which must have gone into writing and recording the background score, using what sounds like a full orchestra. You feel sorry for people who gave their all creating and rehearsing this music for this mess, trying to add suspense to some of the dullest scenes ever filmed.
57:11 When Servo (Kevin Murphy) says "Humphry" when the coyote is on screen- he is referring to his own dog named Humphry. :-) Just a random fun fact...
It's true. He also namedrops Humphrey in the episode Twelve to the Moon, and the dog itself shows up at the end of the episode Werewolf. He loved that dog.
The narrator sounds like he wants to be Rod Serling in the worst way! Submitted for your approval: Joseph Javorsky, noted scientist from behind the Iron Curtain. Flag on the moon....how did it get there? Having defected to the United States, Mr. Javorsky has now become noted as the Beast of Yucca Flats, having wandered into an area known as...The Coleman Francis Zone.
"We WILL triumph!" "Oh really? Even if I tell you that The Beast of Yucca Flats is another motion picture from COLEMAN FRANCIS?!" "WE'RE DOOMED!" "WE HAVE BEEN FORSAKEN!"
I think this movie is made entirely of B roll... there's something very zen about the whole thing and to be honest I kinda like it. I mean, I would never watch it without the commentary but still there's something fascinating about the Coleman Francis movies.
All cheap, terrible movies seem to have a more realistic portrayal of how things were at the time. Hollywood glams everything up. Slick dialogue, nice clothes, etc. Its not real.
@@SeanP7195 "All cheap, terrible movies seem to have a more realistic portrayal of how things were at the time." I'm not sure one can watch all the pearl-clutching morality-panic films MST3K has covered and still reach that conclusion. Reality tends to one of the hardest things to capture in art.
@@notinspectorgadget I’d say on a technical level the next two movies improved… but that’s like saying arsenic is like a slightly more enjoyable poison…
"He's got a high albedo." Had to look that up and it was worth it. I'm using that. I shall also use "pictures of the moon, nude" as often as possible to irritate all and sundry.
In detailed studies, the directional reflectance properties of astronomical bodies are often expressed in terms of the five Hapke parameters which semi-empirically describe the variation of albedo with phase angle, including a characterization of the opposition effect of regolith surfaces.
"The flag on the moon...how did it get there?" (WTF?) a little later, as Tor's racing through the desert, "Yucca Flats...A-bomb testing", then FLASH, BANG. "my lunchables..." Ha ha ha ha ha. It's these nihilistic, strange, outlandish kinds of movies that I liked best on MST 3000 - at least you didn't have to compete between the stuff going on in the movie and the skewering going on by Mike & the robots!
With the appearance of Tor Johnson in this the world came one step closer to the dreaded Ed Wood / Francis Coleman crossover that was more scary than nuclear war.
What are you talking about? An Ed Wood/Francis Coleman collaboration movie would have been awesome! Can you imagine how marvelously horrible it would have been? It'd probably go down in legend as THE "best-worst/ultimate sci-fi riffing" movie in history :D
No way. Ed Wood made weirdo sleazy morality pics; Coleman just assembled semi-related, poorly-shot landscape footage with lazy narration. Wood had no particular vision or resources, but at least he had some kind of passion for the work. Coleman's film-making technique might be described as "shoot the rodeo", except there's no rodeo, so he just kinda films what's around where-ever he's standing. There's a reason Wood got a Burton film, and Francis didn't.
"Unaware of the progress of science?" That couple was plenty aware of the progress of science - and like pretty much everyone else, failed to draw the conclusion that they needed to keep an eye out for overweight atomic mutants with a stranglin' fixation.
IT'S THE K.G.B. Mr. Benny This is great, An entire movie of people speaking off camera, The best part of this whole episode is the short film on Puerto Rico, It never gets old.
Let’s play a little game I call “good nuclear parable, bad nuclear parable”. Good nuclear parable- Godzilla, a film that spoke to the utter devastation of a people who faced catastrophe on an entirely unimagined scale Bad nuclear parable: “PROGRESS BAD BECAUSE NUCLEAR BOMB TESTING TURN SCIENTISTS INTO ANGRY MONSTER SCIENTISTS, LET ME NARRATE RANDOM PHRASES AT YOU FOR AN HOUR BECAUSE IM SO SMORT”
I've read that the airfield featured in the Coleman Francis trilogy was demolished to make way for tract housing. One day, I shall buy a home there and start a gray, depressed family.
fourcrippledhorses If I was going to have an imaginary girlfriend, that would be the imaginary girlfriend to have! Someone who would leave me for MST3K, someone with taste. I'd have to respect that.
"This movie stops at nothing,..... and stays there."
::::::::))))))))
You know I think Coleman Francis is a rather underrated director. True he may have been lacking in things like directing, scriptwriting, acting, editing, plot and character development, but no one has come close to his mastery of car approaching.
And glancing
He had a dark and muddy vision
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Sleep completely inn
That, and coffee.
i know it's an old comment, but i lowkey think he was a somewhat decent director. With a little help and money he could've been good. Better director than James Nguyen
"Boys from the city, not yet caught in the whirlwind of progress feed soda pops to the thirsty pig." This is unbeatable.
Sadly so many will go through their lives without ever seeing a Coleman Francis movie... if you can call that living!!
I was a changed person after watching The Skydivers. I was blind, but now I can see.
And I can see that *HER HELMET SHIFTED*
From what I've gathered, all 3 of his movies were similar. He's worse than Ed Wood! At least he had a love and passion for his movies!
My Mom couldn't even *ENDURE* MST3K's version of Red Zone Cuba because of how unwatchable the movie is.
@@IleneMccartySkydivers was too boring for me to get through in one piece, even with the boys. Now it's one of my favorites.
@kathleenmorrison2908 The great redeeming feature of Skydivers is that somebody on the crew hired some really good hoofers (for, to me, the best part of the film) and did pretty well shooting them.
The Beast of Yucca Flats makes Red Zone Cuba look like The Skydivers.
lol.
fourcrippledhorses Ouch.
+fourcrippledhorses Hmmmm. Food for thought. I'd always thought that "The Skydivers" makes "The Beast of Yucca Flats" look like "Red Zone Cuba," but you do have a point.
But I think we can all agree that Manos makes Coleman Francis look like Chuck ManMeat. I, uh, hmm...
I'm not good at this.
Quite honestly, The Beast of Yucca Flats makes 2 Fast 2 Furious look like The Wages of Fear- and that is an insult to 2 Fast 2 Furious.
The show still kicks ass 27 years later and it's funnier than The Nostalgia Critic nowadays!
Wrong, you suck!
Oh yeah, sure is. I was in high school when this was airing and even in my mid 30s I still laugh my ass off despite having seen every episode nearly a dozen times.
If you ever want an interesting read, check out a Year at the Movies by Kevin Murphy...great read for any hardcore movie fan.
doesn't take much
Nostalgia Critic was never funny.
35 years later and it’s still kicking ass, especially with the Nostalgia Critic being not much popular these days.
8:36 Ben Franklin:"...you must learn how to manage your money."
William: "What money?"
Mike as Ben Franklin: "Don't smart-mouth me, boy." LOL
"A penny earned is a penny saved."
---Albert Einstein
@@satanofficial3902 Franklin on video. How'd he get their?
Even Ed Wood Jr. managed to sync the dialogue with his movies. This thing is essentially a silent film with a soundtrack added.
there are several reasons why Coleman Francis is an even worse director than Ed Wood
I'm impressed that he was aware of his inability to sync the soundtrack!
and so pointless, too.
"This movie stops at nothing...and stays there." :)
"Frank, I'm about to start slapping you, and I may never stop."
"Let the healing process begin."
"Flag on the moon. How did it get there?"
The Ben Franklin short was funny, but the advice was actually pretty good. While certain details won't work like they did 60 years ago, the gist is the same.
+DizzyBlizzy What advice? Putting some of your money (although "Ben" doesn't say HOW much) into savings as soon as you get the money is good advice, the rest of it was extremely vague. The rich kid with the car anally writes down how much he spends on everything, but how exactly does that help you budget? (Yes, I know that is an important part of budgeting, but "Ben" doesn't explain how or why this helps you budget.) Re-watch the Ben Franklin film (if you have the stomach for it) and pretend like you have never heard of the word or concept of "budgeting" before. At the end of the film ask yourself if you have learned anything useful. "Ben" also provides the all-purpose excuse of "be flexible" which pretty much undermines most of what he's trying to teach. I'm more concerned about a teenage boy who unquestionably takes financial advice from a shadow on the wall. (If what they say about Ben Franklin is true, he is probably just waiting around for some "alone-time" with the kid's Mom.)
There was no such thing as clinical depression until this film was made.
Supposedly Coleman Francis may have actually been depressed throughout his life. He captured the malaise pretty well in his films...
when I stroll through the comments on mst3k videos here on UA-cam I am pleasantly reminded that mst fans are my people ❤
I can't believe the during the entire movie, Mike, Tom, and Crow didn't once yell "PROGRESS!!!" They had at least 2 golden opportunities.
Coleman Francis, the cinematic poet of parking. Priceless!
always remember, "Shoot first, ask Christian Slater!"
Or, Eskimo Christians Italian no lies.
His narration of Dinosaur Planet was awesome!
I love how the canned music is totally wrong for every scene.
So, the father chastises him for not having a budget, but does nothing to teach him how to budget. Does the father expect a shadow of the ghost of a founding father to teach him?
flag on the moon!!!
Isn't that how you learned?
apparently the father was right all along
I think Ben's shadow regularly gave financial advise back then.
Does anyone know what Fractional Reserve Banking is? It allows banks to enter amounts of $ they *don't have* into ledgers. Know what they do with that?
Pretend to "loan you" $. For your houses, cars or other goods.
Then, if you fail pay them "back" consistently while being a wage-slave for decades, they "repossess" houses, cars etc. without having to pay a single penny for them. All because you believe in ghosts, or that they wouldn't allow such a system/harms to come to you.
And that's _still not_ as large a fraud as the Federal Reserve System where private banks print the $ you work to earn, then you owe it back... plus interest... because the printed it...?
Flag on the moon indeed.
Definitely one of my favorites. Not mentioned are the many months which must have gone into writing and recording the background score, using what sounds like a full orchestra. You feel sorry for people who gave their all creating and rehearsing this music for this mess, trying to add suspense to some of the dullest scenes ever filmed.
I suspect the music was sourced from some kind of stock library, so at least there's a chance it was used in a _better_ movie at some point.
“Why am I always broke”
“Must be my crack habit”
I love this show
Oh man the riffs are great in this one. Crow: "I'm still trying to figure out the whole flag on the moon thing."
It was probably a Star Trek TOS reference
From beginning to end, one of MST3k's best episodes ever!
"Nothing bothers some people...not even flying saucers."
"What the-HUH?!"
Old Vulcan saying
I feel sorry for the composers of the background music. They are trying so hard to convince us something is happening.
lol ikr? it woke me up. XD
Absolutely...there's no way the music is originally for this movie, in my opinion...the score is WAY too amazing
@@xcaliber3688 It's totally ripped off from Rite of Spring by Stravinsky, sadly. (Edit: I mean Sorcerer's Apprentice by Dumas, oops.)
@@eatsbugs4577 Reaaaaally? Going on my playlist...Thank you for the info!
Maybe they're just trying to warn us to stay far, far away.
Fun Fact: All three of Coleman's films feature somebody shooting at somebody else from an airplane. Must be a fetish.
A " footage" fetish lol
@@KeithDec25 hahaha that one made me laugh! MSTies are so clever!!
flag on the moon, bro!!
Coffee?
@@DerekPower I like coffee.
57:11 When Servo (Kevin Murphy) says "Humphry" when the coyote is on screen- he is referring to his own dog named Humphry. :-) Just a random fun fact...
That's adorable if it's true. He says it so lovingly.
Just to bum everyone out....that dog is probably dead now.
It's true. He also namedrops Humphrey in the episode Twelve to the Moon, and the dog itself shows up at the end of the episode Werewolf. He loved that dog.
Except Humphrey was a cocker spaniel and looked nothing like any of the dogs(or coyotes) featured in MST
Samantha you are gorgeous!
"That's a hard face. That's a face that challenges you."
"Tor snaps into action!" *slowly stands up and shuffles out of cave*
The narrator sounds like he wants to be Rod Serling in the worst way!
Submitted for your approval: Joseph Javorsky, noted scientist from behind the Iron Curtain. Flag on the moon....how did it get there? Having defected to the United States, Mr. Javorsky has now become noted as the Beast of Yucca Flats, having wandered into an area known as...The Coleman Francis Zone.
Coleman definitely succeeded in "the worst way"
It was Coleman Francis himself doing the narration.
Thanks for the Steely Dan reference during the Puerto Rico segment: "Feel the glory of the royal scam."
This movie is so good that we shouldn't allow anyone else to watch it ever again. That level of perfection is demoralizing to aspiring film makers.
acutally, this one's an unwatchable stinker on so many levels.
The Beast of Yucca Flats was the greatest movie ever made.
And that's not saying much
"We WILL triumph!"
"Oh really? Even if I tell you that The Beast of Yucca Flats is another motion picture from COLEMAN FRANCIS?!"
"WE'RE DOOMED!"
"WE HAVE BEEN FORSAKEN!"
Dr. F's glee in saying this always gets to me!
Love the car chase between the 1952 Ford Ranch wagon and the new 1961 Plymouth Valiant.
"Jim. Shoot first, ask questions later."
"But they're just little boys who wandered off!"
I think this movie is made entirely of B roll... there's something very zen about the whole thing and to be honest I kinda like it. I mean, I would never watch it without the commentary but still there's something fascinating about the Coleman Francis movies.
I almost like the depression in his films
All cheap, terrible movies seem to have a more realistic portrayal of how things were at the time. Hollywood glams everything up. Slick dialogue, nice clothes, etc. Its not real.
@@SeanP7195 "All cheap, terrible movies seem to have a more realistic portrayal of how things were at the time."
I'm not sure one can watch all the pearl-clutching morality-panic films MST3K has covered and still reach that conclusion. Reality tends to one of the hardest things to capture in art.
What I find fascinating is the fact that Coleman Francis never seems to improve in any way as a filmmaker.
@@notinspectorgadget I’d say on a technical level the next two movies improved… but that’s like saying arsenic is like a slightly more enjoyable poison…
"It's the KGB, Mr. Benny!" Oh-my-god.
"But you looked at pigs, and there's a tire. You had lots of fun." Lol.
Joseph Javorsky . . . this is your life. This is basically The Amazing Colossal Man without costly tents and food.
17:33 "With wah-wah pedals playing constantly." Always laughed at that riff. 😁
This movie is big on yucca flats, small on beast.
Yucca Flats don't draw a wage.
"He's got a high albedo." Had to look that up and it was worth it. I'm using that. I shall also use "pictures of the moon, nude" as often as possible to irritate all and sundry.
It really is a fun word to use in day-to-day conversations.
It was worth it. I looked it up and shall use it often.... Isnt't Wikipedia wonderful?
Thanks to Teachers All Across America
In detailed studies, the directional reflectance properties of astronomical bodies are often expressed in terms of the five Hapke parameters which semi-empirically describe the variation of albedo with phase angle, including a characterization of the opposition effect of regolith surfaces.
@@andrewfrankovic6821 Now I'm even more confused 😁
"Found a Playboy up here once. Keep your eyes open."
OMG! 😂😂😂
"This is my weekly time of feigning interest in you, son".
I love the shorts
Well, I gotta go sit downstairs... you little loser
this film makes plan 9 from outer space look like a oscar winner
I don't know, this film makes alot more sense.
"Flag on the Moon." That's a 5-yard penalty, delay of movie...
"Touch a button. Things happen" made me laugh so hard my nose started to bleed.
how did it get there?????
(my guess is someone put it there)
@@Bigger-Than-Jesus Physics.
As of today, 8 thumbs down - 8 viewers who inexplicably don't care how that flag on the moon got there. :)
"The flag on the moon...how did it get there?" (WTF?) a little later, as Tor's racing through the desert, "Yucca Flats...A-bomb testing", then FLASH, BANG. "my lunchables..." Ha ha ha ha ha. It's these nihilistic, strange, outlandish kinds of movies that I liked best on MST 3000 - at least you didn't have to compete between the stuff going on in the movie and the skewering going on by Mike & the robots!
Outstanding JFK imitation by Mike during his victory speech at the end!
(With a dash of Reagan and MLK sprinkled in for good measure, and confusion.)
With the appearance of Tor Johnson in this the world came one step closer to the dreaded Ed Wood / Francis Coleman crossover that was more scary than nuclear war.
What are you talking about? An Ed Wood/Francis Coleman collaboration movie would have been awesome! Can you imagine how marvelously horrible it would have been? It'd probably go down in legend as THE "best-worst/ultimate sci-fi riffing" movie in history :D
No way. Ed Wood made weirdo sleazy morality pics; Coleman just assembled semi-related, poorly-shot landscape footage with lazy narration. Wood had no particular vision or resources, but at least he had some kind of passion for the work. Coleman's film-making technique might be described as "shoot the rodeo", except there's no rodeo, so he just kinda films what's around where-ever he's standing.
There's a reason Wood got a Burton film, and Francis didn't.
Conrad Brooks, who was basically one of Ed Wood’s most loyal actors, is also in this.
@@michaelccozens But not a good reason.
@@michaelccozens Francis spent the first 11 years of his life in Greer County OK. Look that up. 'splains a lot!
I love that squeaking noise Crow does. It's so cute
Me too!! Crow squeeks, awwwn. I love Crow and Tom Servos wiggly arms.
Kid: Take that budget of yours, dad.
Crow: And shove it.
Paper bag. Tuna sandwich. How did it get there.
"There was no such thing as clinical depression until this film was made."
"Unaware of the progress of science?" That couple was plenty aware of the progress of science - and like pretty much everyone else, failed to draw the conclusion that they needed to keep an eye out for overweight atomic mutants with a stranglin' fixation.
How does such a short film have so much padding?
Tor Johnson as The Beast-that's just smart casting.
IT'S THE K.G.B. Mr. Benny
This is great, An entire movie of people speaking off camera, The best part of this whole episode is the short film on Puerto Rico, It never gets old.
i'm such a nerd..."she was in an Ingmar Bergman film, she played "low self-esteem"...that had me cracking up...
I'm always surprised by how much adult humor was in this that I just didn't get when I was younger.
"k-keep-oat-goo-ver-mine-t-proo-perty" that part gets me everytime🤣
"My Lunchables!" some of the smallest random snippets are the funniest
Uncanny that I watched the the "11:30" bit at 11:30 this morning.
"Fifty cents, half a dollar, flag on the moon"
"A booming economy..." "...is not here."
Beast of Yucca Flats say: time for go to bed.
Coleman Francis directs a movie like it's part of a honey do list...1) Mow lawn 2) clean gutters 3)shoot scene 5
I love Mike's line delivery of "I'm not speaking to you." Kills me every time. Also, "Here are some moo-cows." :|
Let’s play a little game I call “good nuclear parable, bad nuclear parable”.
Good nuclear parable- Godzilla, a film that spoke to the utter devastation of a people who faced catastrophe on an entirely unimagined scale
Bad nuclear parable: “PROGRESS BAD BECAUSE NUCLEAR BOMB TESTING TURN SCIENTISTS INTO ANGRY MONSTER SCIENTISTS, LET ME NARRATE RANDOM PHRASES AT YOU FOR AN HOUR BECAUSE IM SO SMORT”
"Why am I always broke?"
Mike:**in whimpy voice** Maybe it's my crack habit?
"This movie stops at nothing ... and stays there"
As someone who has seen both Outlaw and Creeping Terror, I feel like a veteran too.
"Even his head has a beer belly."
"Tor went bobbing for rubber cement again"
You'd think this is some kind of pretentious experimental film except that it's Coleman Francis.
"Let the healing process begin." Legendary response.
I've read that the airfield featured in the Coleman Francis trilogy was demolished to make way for tract housing. One day, I shall buy a home there and start a gray, depressed family.
People sure were gray and washed-out back then
25:08 Crow- "here are some moo cows" LMAO! I love Trace as Crow. He just says thing funnier! LOL
I like the giggling
I'll be honest, Progress Island USA did make me interested in Puerto Rico, even if this is several decades old.
Look, just come here!
Warning: it's full of Puerto Ricans.
"Where are we?"
"In a cave I guess."
What were the alternative possibilities?
1:02:22 that's Tom Servo mocking TV ciggie commercials of the early 60's, for those who might not get the Old Gold reference.
Puerto Rico short is the best!!
@22:32 "im not speaking to you!"
@ 27:14 "then KISS came to town!!"
Brilliant car approaching scenes, to say nothing of Tor's nimble choreography.
Did they mention "flag on the moon" yet?
How did it get there?
TheAngryHolmesian progress
" I thought they said June 5th " I love Crow !!
“Nothing bothers some people, not even Coleman Francis movies.”
This is like a recording for a radio serial, and somebody decided to film stuff around and about it...and they NEARLY succeeded!
The dark and gritty re-imagining of the Hulk didn't work out as hoped.
OK it's official: This is my favorite Coleman Francis movie, it speaks to me. It ranks with Robot Monster and Plan Nine as my most-watched Bad Movies.
I always smirk at the FAPS bit now...
God dang it, I wish they would bring this back!!
It is back now. Sadly, IMO it's not as good as it was in the 90s
now it as 3 tets subjects instead of one,
and at least gypsy has a bigger role
the movie that dares to show kids feeding soda pop to pigs. The man was a maverick.
I support FAPS. I practically support it everyday :D Seriously folks, if we want to stop the horrors of tomorrow, we must all FAP
I'm Cherokee Jack!
No wait, wrong movie.
No, he’s still Cherokee Jack.
"Don't smart-mouth me, boy." 😂
22:33 "I'm not speaking to you."
The first time I saw this I laughed so hard at that.
The face on the painting certainly seems to want to say that.
I wanted to make that into même
That line was used in Ordinary People.
"Then KISS came to town!"
"shes got a face that really challenges you"
hahaha
"She's an attractive man."
One of the best episodes.
71k views? Goddamn, MST3K is awesome. #KeepCirculatingTheTapes
To be fair, several thousands of those views are actually mine. My girlfriend left me. Also, I never had a girlfriend.
darkprose Your imaginary girlfriend even left you to also watch MST3K!
fourcrippledhorses If I was going to have an imaginary girlfriend, that would be the imaginary girlfriend to have! Someone who would leave me for MST3K, someone with taste. I'd have to respect that.
darkprose That's what I'd like, a girlfriend with taste.
Sight, too. Smell, I can take or leave to be honest.
+nodnarb232001 71k caught in the wheels of progress ...
"why do I have to go now? he'll be just as dead after breakfast!"
29:32 Ah, Amethyst, Princess of Gemworld. Nice choice in comics, Crow.
Holy crap I never noticed that
Crow's horn kills me every time.