Air Force vs. Navy Landing

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  • Опубліковано 14 лис 2021
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  • @johnecoapollo7
    @johnecoapollo7 2 роки тому +22757

    Air Force: "Aaaaaand there it is, another happy landing"
    Navy: "Any landing that you can walk away from is a good one"

    • @winterace77
      @winterace77 2 роки тому +182

      too true. I took inspiration in a cessna.

    • @thegermanfool8953
      @thegermanfool8953 2 роки тому +19

      Navy is still gay though

    • @tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916
      @tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916 2 роки тому +56

      @@thegermanfool8953 OK sailor man

    • @thegermanfool8953
      @thegermanfool8953 2 роки тому +3

      @@tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916 edgy teenager with no life trying to act tough behind a screen but is really a weak loser with no friends in real life*

    • @tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916
      @tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916 2 роки тому +46

      @@thegermanfool8953 How many people buried themselves in your wife's throat before she took your house?

  • @bertrandbarbot
    @bertrandbarbot Рік тому +10407

    "Landing on a carrier is a controlled crash" - former navy pilot

    • @Chris-qh2gc
      @Chris-qh2gc Рік тому +86

      Best comment on here

    • @mikeericaful
      @mikeericaful Рік тому +43

      Totally true!

    • @Stumpy18
      @Stumpy18 Рік тому +67

      It really is you have to set it down fast.

    • @Opfzzwm4-7tvstkjpU
      @Opfzzwm4-7tvstkjpU Рік тому +24

      So, no way for a Navy pilot to land softer when he/she’s on land?

    • @Rootpuma2.0
      @Rootpuma2.0 Рік тому +41

      And just imagine...the ground wasn't moving up like the sea.. .

  • @vitcermak7737
    @vitcermak7737 Рік тому +2313

    Air force: I hope the landing gear won't break
    Navy: I hope the runway won't break

  • @bdr32965
    @bdr32965 Рік тому +1506

    USAF Pilot: Look at that beautiful 10,000 foot long runway
    Naval Aviator: I think I'll land on that moving postage stamp in the middle of the ocean

    • @spaghetti9845
      @spaghetti9845 Рік тому +4

      @Twisted-Rave 10

    • @spaghetti9845
      @spaghetti9845 Рік тому +15

      @Twisted-Rave its very weird approach.. you have to set up on the right and intercept where you THINK the landing area will be when you get there. not where it is at the current moment. The turn to final is actually about a half mile out or less. Most people i see in sim land diagonal because they don't calculate the angle or try from straight behind and not off set

    • @PrivateMemo
      @PrivateMemo Рік тому +11

      USN Pilot: Look at that beautiful 1,50m long landing gear

    • @diegrinder6851
      @diegrinder6851 Рік тому +11

      ​@Twisted-Rave YEAH! The postage stamp don't sit still. Not only is it still moving away from you, it's also bobbing, weaving, rolling, yawing, bucking like a bronk too.
      Like trying to land a drone on a pissed off bull's ass during a Rodeo
      .

    • @myvideoplayingdevice9114
      @myvideoplayingdevice9114 Рік тому +15

      that's also PITCHING, at NIGHT, and in the RAIN! LOLOL Navy pilots best in the world!!!

  • @code-dredd
    @code-dredd Рік тому +24929

    "We have determined that your back issues are not work-related." -VA

    • @rickeyb8812
      @rickeyb8812 Рік тому +345

      OMG! THAT'S WAY TOO REAL FOR MANY VETS!

    • @danielrivera1259
      @danielrivera1259 Рік тому +163

      This should be top comment but not enough people truly understand

    • @rickeyb8812
      @rickeyb8812 Рік тому +125

      @@danielrivera1259 you are absolutely right! That review board should be called the screw board! Many don't understand.

    • @johnhickman106
      @johnhickman106 Рік тому +67

      "Service-connected."

    • @jilllambengstrom1877
      @jilllambengstrom1877 Рік тому +2

      OMG!!! I'm laughing with you, not at you - your comment is 100% spot on!!! The VA hates me as I call them out on their BS daily fighting for my disabled Army Veteran husband. People think I'm nuts when I try to share the horror stories.

  • @cammoore0823
    @cammoore0823 Рік тому +5822

    Air force: "I paid for the whole runway I use the whole runway"
    Navy: "I paid for the whole landing gear I'm gonna use the whole landing gear"

  • @jbynum67
    @jbynum67 Рік тому +255

    Air Force: Permission to land?
    Navy: Hit the deck, bitches!

    • @pbro4567
      @pbro4567 5 місяців тому +9

      I regret that I can only thumb-up this once.

    • @maurchesnyman3955
      @maurchesnyman3955 5 місяців тому +3

      😂😂😂

  • @randolphphillips3104
    @randolphphillips3104 Рік тому +327

    AF pilot: "I love these long runways!"
    Naval Aviator: "Me too, but why is it so wide?"

    • @Archer.Bean.
      @Archer.Bean. Рік тому +11

      😂😂😂 underrated comment

    • @Heroto
      @Heroto Рік тому +9

      10K feet wide to be exact.

    • @EchosTackyTiki
      @EchosTackyTiki 9 місяців тому +1

      This wins the internet.

    • @naverilllang
      @naverilllang 6 місяців тому +2

      If your runway doesn't move, it's just a way

    • @MattNeufy
      @MattNeufy 2 місяці тому +2

      @@naverilllang”I need a Runaway, not a Runway!” - Navy, probably

  • @lozadapaulienjames5544
    @lozadapaulienjames5544 Рік тому +5566

    Air Force: "Time for the touchdown."
    Navy: "Time for the SMACKDOWN."

    • @Commander9013
      @Commander9013 Рік тому +40

      Yes but you only got 900ft of runway and you need to catch that arresting wire

    • @MisterMac4321
      @MisterMac4321 Рік тому +6

      Now let's see the two of them try to land on an aircraft carrier - the zoomie would go straight into the water (even if he had arresting gear)! Totally different styles of flying - like comparing apples & oranges.

    • @Commander9013
      @Commander9013 Рік тому +7

      @@MisterMac4321 The F sixteen's landing gear could not deal with that amount of stress and wight

    • @MisterMac4321
      @MisterMac4321 Рік тому +9

      @@Commander9013 Not even talking about the airframe; I'm referring specifically to pilot training. Don't get me wrong, the USAF pilots are extremely good, but they're not trained to the same level as USN/USMC pilots who have to maintain carrier quals. Any competent pilot can land on a concrete runway; only a few can execute an arrested recovery on a ship at night, in sea-state IV or higher.

    • @Commander9013
      @Commander9013 Рік тому +2

      @@MisterMac4321 I get it now thanks

  • @Olszymanski
    @Olszymanski Рік тому +6037

    Ryanair recruiter: "what was your previous job"
    "US navy pilot"
    Ryanair recruiter: "hired"

    • @MarkSmith-vv5zi
      @MarkSmith-vv5zi Рік тому +215

      “don’t know how to fly a dash-8 or a 737? you think that our pilots know that either? welcome aboard!”

    • @Olszymanski
      @Olszymanski Рік тому +28

      @@MarkSmith-vv5zi lmao true

    • @Dash22212
      @Dash22212 Рік тому

      hello guys this is your captain speaking so today *we are doing 7 nose dives and 35 barrel rolls.*

    • @petermckenna8462
      @petermckenna8462 Рік тому +26

      Why would ryanair be hiring someone good at driving large ships in and out of particular ports?

    • @Olszymanski
      @Olszymanski Рік тому +1

      @@petermckenna8462 a pilot flies planes dumbass

  • @DurzoBlint178
    @DurzoBlint178 Рік тому +335

    AF: I'll have her home by 7:00
    Navy: your daughter calls me daddy too

    • @ksapp2622
      @ksapp2622 Рік тому +10

      Another best comment

    • @aguasadonas8346
      @aguasadonas8346 Рік тому +3

      nahhhhh 💀💀💀💀

    • @rrafaz
      @rrafaz 11 місяців тому +1

      ❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😮😮😮😮😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @C.Brown5150
      @C.Brown5150 5 місяців тому +1

      Legendary !!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @celia6564
      @celia6564 5 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @lepuluke
    @lepuluke Рік тому +350

    Air Force: gentle gentle sing to your child
    Navy: LEEROOOOOOOY JEEENKINS!!!

  • @loafofuraniumfreshlybaked569
    @loafofuraniumfreshlybaked569 Рік тому +8188

    AF: "You've gotta respect this equipment, it costs millions."
    Navy: "Built in the USA, baby!"

    • @janitorrio
      @janitorrio Рік тому +317

      Navy planes are made to withstand ridiculously rough landings because this is how they land their plane on a aircraft carrier, they don't have room to slowly come to a stop so they slam their plane down. I know it's a joke but yea

    • @NoSaysJo
      @NoSaysJo Рік тому

      @@janitorrio bro no one asked stfu lmao

    • @petert3355
      @petert3355 Рік тому +341

      @@janitorrio People say the joke is that you do not land on an aircraft carrier, you crash onto it.
      The real funny part is that it is not actually a joke.

    • @jaimeenotjamie
      @jaimeenotjamie Рік тому +4

      😂

    • @loafofuraniumfreshlybaked569
      @loafofuraniumfreshlybaked569 Рік тому +8

      @@petert3355 Absolutely

  • @jonc6758
    @jonc6758 2 роки тому +14582

    You gotta love Navy Guys. Every landing is a carrier landing.

    • @gerrycastillo725
      @gerrycastillo725 2 роки тому +515

      Hahaha, yup caught the wire on that one. Just what i was thinking.

    • @timp.9582
      @timp.9582 2 роки тому +252

      Gotta be consistent

    • @felixsteiner1295
      @felixsteiner1295 2 роки тому +194

      Very Ryan air

    • @op.3rator580
      @op.3rator580 2 роки тому +155

      They actually have to slam it down, at least in the Hornet, or the engines won’t return to ground idle and extend their landing.

    • @peejay06
      @peejay06 2 роки тому +57

      @@op.3rator580 Wrong

  • @nekaa7657
    @nekaa7657 Рік тому +124

    Air Force: Counteract the crosswinds by lightly applying yaw
    Navy: Counteract the crosswinds by stalling. The landing gear can take it

  • @MediHusky
    @MediHusky Рік тому +156

    AF "nothing but Butter"
    N "I can't believe it's not butter!"

  • @m.farizakbarhutasuhut3074
    @m.farizakbarhutasuhut3074 Рік тому +8248

    Air Force: "I have the whole runway I'm gonna use the whole runway."
    Navy: "I have the beefy landing gear I'm gonna use the beefy landing gear."

    • @gregiep
      @gregiep Рік тому +365

      This. The planes are built different for different missions and operation environments. Both pilots landing their planes the way they were trained.

    • @purplehaze7987
      @purplehaze7987 Рік тому +30

      @@gregiep ha he tried to land it how he was trained

    • @edog6324
      @edog6324 Рік тому +195

      @@MrSimplified their planes are made to land on aircraft carriers with very short runway. Therefore they practically slam them down. There's a reason they both use different aircraft.Quite sure you don't know what you're talking about

    • @FranzFartinand
      @FranzFartinand Рік тому +1

      You got it backwards bud, the first plane was navy the second is air force

    • @paul7from7ukr
      @paul7from7ukr Рік тому +113

      @@FranzFartinandFirst plane, F16, is flown by USAF. The F/A18 is flown by the US Navy.

  • @mx_nana_banana
    @mx_nana_banana 2 роки тому +12166

    Air Force: “just kiss the ground”
    Navy: “beat the ground like it insulted your mother”

    • @theavigeek1984
      @theavigeek1984 2 роки тому +56

      😂

    • @thepawchoe2749
      @thepawchoe2749 2 роки тому +19

      Hahahahahaha

    • @brandonalford5720
      @brandonalford5720 2 роки тому +56

      Yea the MX guys must love navy pilots 3/4 of the time somethings broken from slamming that sh*t

    • @haninditabudhi6574
      @haninditabudhi6574 2 роки тому +9

      But wouldnt it damage the landing gear and the suspension of the F18?

    • @thepawchoe2749
      @thepawchoe2749 2 роки тому +59

      @@haninditabudhi6574 hardly. Even if it does, it's not like the collective complaints from the vast army of mechs would change anything. In combat situations the Jet NEEDS to come down fast so they can make way for other Jet that need to be "caught". So the navy and marine corps embed this practice into their pilots for that reason.

  • @trustee7327
    @trustee7327 6 місяців тому +37

    Air Force: “slow is smooth, smooth is fast”
    Navy: “grip it, and rip it”

  • @AJWRodeo
    @AJWRodeo 10 місяців тому +28

    Air force: Nice and easy, soft landing
    Navy: Hold my beer

    • @C.Brown5150
      @C.Brown5150 5 місяців тому

      Hell Yeah !!!!! 🍺🦅🇺🇸

  • @AntiTankGun
    @AntiTankGun Рік тому +3066

    Air force pilots: NOOOOOO THE RUNWAY IS TOO SHORT!1!1!
    Navy pilots: ah yes 200m runway

    • @coltmma
      @coltmma Рік тому +12

      😂

    • @geniuslike4399
      @geniuslike4399 Рік тому +87

      to be fair, Carrier Based Variants of fighter jets are designed to handle such a short runway, and most importantly have *very* sturdy landing gear, if you put down an F-16 like the F-18, the landing gear would most likely buckle

    • @sweatybotfn9982
      @sweatybotfn9982 Рік тому +18

      DiD yOu KnoW🤓 that modified carrier aircraft brake the living shit out of their back landing gears there for dragging it a little bit with the already attached tail hook so they replace the wheels every few dozen flights…

    • @Acepilot235
      @Acepilot235 Рік тому +20

      ​@@sweatybotfn9982 the tail hook gets swapped out every 10 or so landings as well. Used to work for a company that coated the hooks in thermal coatings. The coating both makes the hook last longer and protects the cable from getting worn out.

    • @sweatybotfn9982
      @sweatybotfn9982 Рік тому +5

      @@Acepilot235 quite expensive 🤔😳

  • @ghaldurinanubios4290
    @ghaldurinanubios4290 2 роки тому +6267

    Airforce: "Let me just land gently."
    Navy: "FINALLY SOMETHING TO LAND ON!!!"

    • @AustiuNoMatterWho
      @AustiuNoMatterWho 2 роки тому +30

      Lmao I laughed too hard at this

    • @coreyhvr
      @coreyhvr 2 роки тому +12

      This comment wins.

    • @andrewurban8412
      @andrewurban8412 2 роки тому +36

      I was just thinking that he landed like he hasnt seen land in a while 🤣

    • @palootto4021
      @palootto4021 2 роки тому +1

      @@andrewurban8412 😁

    • @LionPride11241968
      @LionPride11241968 2 роки тому +19

      The Air Force is used to having plenty of Stable Runway. Navy is accustom to, I better get it down to catch that arresting hook, before I run out of runway and into the sea. Although there are a couple more safety features on deck, besides full throttle touch and go, again!

  • @DaMusicTR
    @DaMusicTR Рік тому +24

    Airforce: Always gentle
    Navy: FUCK IT WE ROLL

    • @bigdee8189
      @bigdee8189 Рік тому

      Why beat up the equipment???? Taxpayers (like me) paid for it!!! Obviously the Navy doesn't give a F*CK! 😡😡

  • @joec6108
    @joec6108 Рік тому +77

    They didn’t pretend to spend a million dollars on that suspension for nothing

  • @mickhick619
    @mickhick619 Рік тому +3601

    AF: I don't want to piss off my crew chief
    Navy: Hey chief watch this

    • @a8er
      @a8er Рік тому +31

      Exactly xD

    • @TheHourYouTurnGold
      @TheHourYouTurnGold Рік тому +3

      Or the keys are just made different 👀

    • @8731Cordova
      @8731Cordova Рік тому +2

      Lol 😂

    • @xmarine73
      @xmarine73 Рік тому +28

      More like:
      AF: don't want to piss off the Crew Chief
      Navy Crew Chief: sir, what took you so long? You babied her all the way to the deck. It's nearly beer-30 and we want to cut outta here.

    • @mattsproductions7525
      @mattsproductions7525 Рік тому

      xD

  • @shoktan
    @shoktan 2 роки тому +4454

    Air Force: “Ah, a perfect mile-long runway to softly touch down on.”
    Navy: “If its flat, hard and 100 feet long, were good.”

  • @GojoTSB
    @GojoTSB 6 місяців тому +12

    Legend has it that navy landing gears are made of nokia components

  • @junglebunny6092
    @junglebunny6092 Рік тому +110

    Air Force: “I’ve used lube, I will be gentle”
    Navy: “here it comes, with a hand of sand and a run up!”

    • @PupSentinel
      @PupSentinel 4 місяці тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣 That's it, you've won the internet!

    • @ROON2457
      @ROON2457 Місяць тому

      Js found this comment and holy 💀 dead rn

  • @jabez5366
    @jabez5366 2 роки тому +2689

    Navy pilot be like: "I dont need that much. I can do it on a dining table"

    • @eliasbenjaminuribeparra9966
      @eliasbenjaminuribeparra9966 Рік тому +14

      Underrated

    • @AntoineLiles
      @AntoineLiles Рік тому +6

      This comment is waaaaaay too underrated wtf 😂😂😂

    • @Falcon9Block5
      @Falcon9Block5 Рік тому

      💀

    • @huntertautfest7742
      @huntertautfest7742 Рік тому +7

      FYI, it takes way more stick control and finesse to land like the air force then to slap the fuck out of the runway.

    • @SolarWebsite
      @SolarWebsite Рік тому +15

      Navy pilot should have come in from the side, landed, get out of his plane and say "you Air Force guys have nice wide runways, but they're a little on the short side..."

  • @Arthur_Morgan149
    @Arthur_Morgan149 2 роки тому +5781

    Air Force: “taps to ground”
    Navy: “This bitch has good suspension”

    • @NLFO4EVER
      @NLFO4EVER 2 роки тому +20

      He is the best rapper

    • @Pengu_VR
      @Pengu_VR 2 роки тому +9

      @@NLFO4EVER don’t you mean was?

    • @NLFO4EVER
      @NLFO4EVER 2 роки тому +5

      @@Pengu_VR I still think he is

    • @gabe5816
      @gabe5816 2 роки тому +1

      @@NLFO4EVER lol

    • @Zaz5y
      @Zaz5y 2 роки тому

      @@NLFO4EVER But he’s dead

  • @moffjerjerrod1579
    @moffjerjerrod1579 Рік тому +51

    USAF lands with a nice clear runway
    Navy lands and asks ‘why was there only two other FAs on the runway? We had plenty of room for the whole squadron!’

  • @NevazkKa
    @NevazkKa Рік тому +50

    Air force: "fuck it, i'm using the whole runway"
    Navy: "fuck it, i'm using the whole suspension system"

  • @jamessizemore7103
    @jamessizemore7103 Рік тому +2174

    “She’s built to take it, so she gon’ take it”

    • @trudownsouth8490
      @trudownsouth8490 Рік тому +75

      That's what I say about my wife.

    • @clan_houltz
      @clan_houltz Рік тому +1

      @@trudownsouth8490 yeah that is what I say about your wife

    • @trudownsouth8490
      @trudownsouth8490 Рік тому +39

      @@clan_houltz
      I was talking about yours too.

    • @clan_houltz
      @clan_houltz Рік тому +14

      @@trudownsouth8490 well yeah your mother is very nice

    • @trudownsouth8490
      @trudownsouth8490 Рік тому +1

      @@clan_houltz
      Your mother is very drippy.

  • @cakeadventure8412
    @cakeadventure8412 Рік тому +2313

    Tower after seeing navy approach: “Did you land or get shot down?”

  • @spookyghost7524
    @spookyghost7524 Рік тому +123

    AF: This is why we have good instructors
    Navy: This is why we have good ground crew

    • @Mr.Wednesday.
      @Mr.Wednesday. 4 місяці тому

      I think you got that backwards

  • @dr.brigh0275
    @dr.brigh0275 Рік тому +45

    "If my landing gear can handle it so can my back"

  • @kkmdew09
    @kkmdew09 Рік тому +2125

    "sir its not a carrier... you don't need to slam down at 10 knots over max landing speed... there is plenty of runway"
    Naval Aviator "cool story bro."

    • @night2957
      @night2957 Рік тому +21

      More like 100 knots lol

    • @zawadlttv
      @zawadlttv Рік тому +19

      you mean 10 kts over stall speed

    • @johnbeck1978
      @johnbeck1978 Рік тому +8

      Tower newbie. Why's he hitting re heat he meant to be landing.?
      Everyone else.... shakes head

    • @mhxxd4
      @mhxxd4 Рік тому +1

      @@zawadlttv same difference, you know what they meant

    • @user-pe8wm5xe7d
      @user-pe8wm5xe7d Рік тому

      @@zawadlttv hey man, that's just the way I like it. Stall sets in right the moment I would touch down, I'm happy

  • @johanandhira5429
    @johanandhira5429 Рік тому +2623

    Air Force: "a happy landing concludes my sortie today"
    Navy: "thanks for flying with Ryanair"

    • @elitefaq914
      @elitefaq914 Рік тому +4

      What's sortie? I have also seen it in AC but didn't understand what it meant

    • @johanandhira5429
      @johanandhira5429 Рік тому +26

      @@elitefaq914in English it stands for dispatch/mission, in French it literally means exit

    • @angelic_disappointment7889
      @angelic_disappointment7889 Рік тому +37

      The funny thing with Ryanair, I think someone said 50% of its pilots are ex-navy pilots

    • @DeanWebbMarineGaming23144
      @DeanWebbMarineGaming23144 Рік тому +22

      @@angelic_disappointment7889 idk if 50% of them are exactly navy but can confirm a good chunk cause I fly Ryanair and when I get a hard landing I yell "Go Navy!" 🤣🤣, then as I proceed to leave the plane, I'll tell the pilots "a good landing is a landing you can walk away from!" they always chuckle and grin

    • @source9264
      @source9264 Рік тому +21

      Literally flied ryan air once, the landing was harder than that second landing. The boeing 737 bounced like 5meters into air from first impact and it felt like being in a car crash. Probably some crazy old russian navy pilot with a slogan "landing = controlled crash"

  • @jj3449
    @jj3449 Рік тому +25

    The Air Force lands and the Navy arrives. Don’t hate the player hate the game.

  • @MrMoorkey
    @MrMoorkey Рік тому +17

    Air Force: "Gently does it...don't want to bruise the tyres."
    Navy: "DOWN IS DOWN!"

  • @swishy1260
    @swishy1260 Рік тому +1308

    Air Force pilots: **takes stairs inside the pool**
    Navy Pilots: **belly flop**

  • @HertaSeggs
    @HertaSeggs Рік тому +508

    USAF: "Brake upon contact."
    USN: *"BREAK UPON CONTACT"*

  • @YkBigMak
    @YkBigMak 10 місяців тому +14

    Navy pilots part time job: ✨Ryanair Pilot✨

  • @emperorkaioyus9577
    @emperorkaioyus9577 Рік тому +12

    The Navy pilot basically just mixed a vertical landing with a regular landing.

  • @jamahlknight1521
    @jamahlknight1521 2 роки тому +744

    Ryanair: give me the name of that navy pilot 👀

    • @lisarak8639
      @lisarak8639 Рік тому

      Ha ha ha !!!
      Right on mate !!!!!

    • @largosgaming
      @largosgaming Рік тому +21

      Heard a pilot say after a bad landing a passenger popped his head into the cockpit and asked “so who’s the navy pilot in here”

    • @AngelloAtim
      @AngelloAtim Рік тому

      Corporate bullying 🤣

    • @danielvmartins4635
      @danielvmartins4635 Рік тому +2

      Maverick! 🤣

    • @242capt.curtis2
      @242capt.curtis2 Рік тому +1

      The comment I’ve been looking for!!!!

  • @DB-rc9ln
    @DB-rc9ln Рік тому +315

    F16 Pilot: Ehh that was a rough one
    F18 Pilot: That was smoother than Expected!

  • @bullridermusic2054
    @bullridermusic2054 Рік тому +11

    I once saw a video of a hornet landing on an aircraft carrier so hard I could not believe whoever invented the suspension on that thing should win a nobel prize.

  • @i9x1
    @i9x1 Рік тому +8

    The Navy pilot forgot that he wasn't on a carrier

  • @luisrios432
    @luisrios432 2 роки тому +747

    Air Force " Almost there , almost there , almost there, aaaaand touchdown"
    Navy "Done"

    • @potetmesteren3983
      @potetmesteren3983 Рік тому +16

      The reason why navy fighter pilot touch down hard, is because the planes their using ( F-18 ), is made to land on aircraft carriers. And in order to get caught by the arresting cables you have to touchdown quickly, because you don’t have a ton of room, because as said, it’s an aircraft carrier. Therefore you can see that navy pilots touchdown hard because that’s what they’ve been trained for. Hope that made sense

    • @kitsunemesis
      @kitsunemesis Рік тому +1

      @@potetmesteren3983 thanks for the point

    • @potetmesteren3983
      @potetmesteren3983 Рік тому +1

      @@kitsunemesis 👍🤝

    • @musab0103
      @musab0103 Рік тому

      lmao im dead 💀💀💀

    • @MrSimplified
      @MrSimplified Рік тому +2

      Air force = Emirates
      Navy = Ryanair

  • @shanewhite4590
    @shanewhite4590 Рік тому +915

    Air Force: "Easy does it. Hold. Hold. Nice. Like kissing a butterfly."
    Navy: "I hate butterflies."

  • @robmerrill3460
    @robmerrill3460 Рік тому +18

    When a cable is all that stops you --- you put her down

  • @Johnbobon
    @Johnbobon Рік тому +6

    Air Force: Butterfly with plantar fasciitis.
    Navy: King Kong stomping a village.

    • @LD-Orbs
      @LD-Orbs Рік тому

      (Looks up "plantar fasciitis")
      I learned something new today. Thanks! 🙂

  • @gripen777
    @gripen777 Рік тому +3894

    AF: Well, it's a multi million dollar aircraft, I'm not just going to slam it into the ground
    Navy: BUILT FORD TOUGH BABYYYY

  • @rocknral
    @rocknral 2 роки тому +845

    At the American Airlines pilot interview:
    " So which branch of the services did you fly with?"
    " Nav uh, I mean Airforce..."

    • @myveryfirstname
      @myveryfirstname Рік тому +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @samv9873
      @samv9873 Рік тому +2

      Honestly they would prefer navy. American Airlines sucks

    • @WarbirdPhoenix
      @WarbirdPhoenix Рік тому +99

      ...meanwhile at Ryanair.
      Navy you say? Your hired!

    • @mks913
      @mks913 Рік тому +22

      For real tho… American pilot bout broke my back coming into Dallas from Brownsville last month. Whole plane let out a loud “ooof” on landing.

    • @ericwelsh5973
      @ericwelsh5973 Рік тому +9

      @@mks913 ok 3 wire 😂

  • @kelliya9818
    @kelliya9818 Рік тому +12

    u know what they say: "if you flare to land, you squat to pee..."

    • @ASFalcon13
      @ASFalcon13 6 місяців тому

      Tell that to the guy that has to fix your landing gear if you don't

  • @thomascruz3854
    @thomascruz3854 6 місяців тому +5

    That Navy pilot had coffee with Chuck Norris a few minutes ago.😄

  • @JD-sl1qs
    @JD-sl1qs 2 роки тому +468

    Now I know which branch of the service my last airline pilot was in 😂

    • @MihkelKukk
      @MihkelKukk Рік тому +11

      Ryanair?

    • @mechanicdave80
      @mechanicdave80 Рік тому

      You know....

    • @aah4587
      @aah4587 Рік тому +12

      Jokes aside .. many pilots in America are ex military pilots

    • @mechanicdave80
      @mechanicdave80 Рік тому +2

      @@aah4587 yes sir! And everytime I find out they are I shake their hand.

    • @supertrump.4776
      @supertrump.4776 Рік тому +34

      My friend flew Southwest one time and he landed pretty hard, coming out of the plane he told the pilot, nice 3 wire, the copilot just died laughing...

  • @achmedbincouscous2846
    @achmedbincouscous2846 Рік тому +12

    AF:
    If you can walk away from it, it was a good landing.
    If you can use the airplane again, it was a great landing.
    USN:
    Yeah, it's in the budget, don't worry about it.

  • @justinwood5747
    @justinwood5747 Рік тому +12

    Airforce: "We like our equipment to last"
    Navy/Marine Corps: "Oops, can you fix it, ok good"

  • @uncreativename826
    @uncreativename826 Рік тому +873

    I think my vertebrates just became vertebros. They’re so much closer!

  • @stupidthefish1979
    @stupidthefish1979 Рік тому +8

    Air Force: “Alright nice and easy don’t wanna break my back or the landing gear”
    Navy: “God hasn’t taken my spine so I’ll take it myself”

  • @barsfrommars4407
    @barsfrommars4407 Рік тому +32

    Navy got the “I ain’t give a shit about this damn plane, it ain’t even mine.” mindset.

  • @VonSchpam
    @VonSchpam Рік тому +600

    Air Force: This thing costs 18 million dollars
    Navy: I don't want to get wet today.

  • @MikefromTempe
    @MikefromTempe Рік тому +8

    Navy: it ain't made of water, we're touching down NOW

  • @fade2
    @fade2 Рік тому +8

    “It has suspensions for a reason, or am I wrong🤷‍♂️”-Navy

  • @RamadaArtist
    @RamadaArtist Рік тому +1800

    Air Force: "like a gentle kiss on the cheek"
    Navy: "shove yer tongue down 'er throat"

  • @Turboy65
    @Turboy65 Рік тому +579

    Air Force: "I'm sure the runway is right where I left it. Totally no doubt about it." Navy: "Half the fun is figuring out where that carrier wandered off to..."

    • @danielncs3750
      @danielncs3750 Рік тому +11

      You know they have radars to track down the carrier.
      Also i know this is a joke

    • @Typexviiib
      @Typexviiib Рік тому +29

      @@danielncs3750 I know you know it's a joke, but your comment made me think of ww2 when the pilots didnt have radar, and had to keep track of where the carrier was, and guess where it is, after a sortee

    • @_R-R
      @_R-R Рік тому +10

      @@Typexviiib
      And quite often the carrier had been forced to move away from the expected rendezvous location. Especially after dusk.

    • @DonJuanDeMarco_6
      @DonJuanDeMarco_6 Рік тому +1

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... E-P-I-C!

    • @CMiY0
      @CMiY0 Рік тому

      @@danielncs3750🤡

  • @stormviewerkayden
    @stormviewerkayden Рік тому +7

    AF: Ok I Got This Dont Want To Destory The Jet
    Gotta Turn And Do It Again
    Navy: WE BUILT LIKE DOOM SLAYER

  • @Xynth25
    @Xynth25 Рік тому +20

    God the Viper and Hornet have such clean profiles. Just grace and aggression.

    • @Nightdare
      @Nightdare Рік тому

      @Twisted-Rave
      Nah, Tomcat

  • @Ares-jx4ep
    @Ares-jx4ep Рік тому +3427

    AF: Set it down like you're kissing your sister....
    Navy: I got it, pound it like it's his sister.

    • @DonJuanDeMarco_6
      @DonJuanDeMarco_6 Рік тому +47

      That was HILARIOUS A-F!!!
      Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

    • @m.i.smithology
      @m.i.smithology Рік тому +42

      Savage....... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Obsidian-Nebula
      @Obsidian-Nebula Рік тому +19

      Actually...it would probably be said in reverse...

    • @wkcreasman
      @wkcreasman Рік тому +22

      *brother for navy

    • @williemartin9133
      @williemartin9133 Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @akhaotic
    @akhaotic 2 роки тому +426

    my boy said he gotta catch that wire 😂

  • @theduck1es
    @theduck1es Рік тому +5

    The AF in this video was using an F-16 Viper. It was performing a good and optimal landing. The Navy was using an F/A-18 Hornet, a carrier capable aircraft. Because of it being a carrier capable fighter, it is supposed to land on all 3 wheels, as it somewhat plummets to the ground. Everything was supposed to be like this, and it was done correctly aswell:)

    • @ASFalcon13
      @ASFalcon13 6 місяців тому +1

      This right here. What I see in this video are two different pieces of equipment, each being operated in the way each was built to be operated.

    • @billpotokar360
      @billpotokar360 2 місяці тому

      ...bla bla bla bla blab labl abla...

  • @gerritthompson2246
    @gerritthompson2246 Рік тому +4

    *The suspension has left the chat*

  • @rinzler9775
    @rinzler9775 Рік тому +853

    Air force: "one should coax the aircraft down like a gentle dance."
    Navy: "get that sucker on the deck fast"

    • @OrenTubing
      @OrenTubing Рік тому +15

      Air force: you gotta treat the plane right, like a woman...
      Navy: dats right, smash that shit!

    • @tusharkhupsare5330
      @tusharkhupsare5330 Рік тому

      Noooooo 😂😂😂😂

    • @rinzler9775
      @rinzler9775 Рік тому +5

      @@OrenTubing NAVY: "wam bam thank you m'aam"

    • @tophatfoxpro
      @tophatfoxpro Рік тому

      they kinda have to burn off speed dont they

    • @GetFunked69
      @GetFunked69 Рік тому +5

      @@tophatfoxpro they actually power their engines to max, that way if they miss the arrester cable they can take back off and hopefully not go swimming.

  • @Rigel_6
    @Rigel_6 Рік тому +323

    Ah yes, the "gotta be gentle, hope it doesn't break" vs "I have better suspension than a monster truck"

    • @blitz19872
      @blitz19872 Рік тому

      I mean tho, a aircraft shorter is way shorter than a runway so you would wsnt to get down as fast as possible to not slide accros the deck

    • @gelatinousbeing
      @gelatinousbeing Рік тому +2

      @@blitz19872 r/ihadastroke

    • @rascototalwar8618
      @rascototalwar8618 Рік тому +3

      @@blitz19872 Which is funny because the idea on a carrier is to not reduce power at all in the landing.
      Its got nothing to do with landing length and the fact that one is a game of catch the other is a controlled stall.

    • @ut000bs
      @ut000bs Рік тому

      @@rascototalwar8618 I don't see a 140 knot landing speed with full power. What happens is they go to full throttle on touchdown in case they missed the cable they have the speed and power to 'bolter' which is to go around again.

    • @AngelousXeroX
      @AngelousXeroX Рік тому

      while some of the replies are partially correct and others aren't, the real truth between why the F18 Hornet has such a reinforced landing gear is because "sea makes boat go up and down" lol , , , , take a second, it will come to you.

  • @godhimself478
    @godhimself478 Рік тому +4

    Still a smoother landing than spirit airlines

  • @lairdcummings9092
    @lairdcummings9092 Рік тому +5

    Gotta get that #2 wire.
    Period.

  • @gamertimefriend1286
    @gamertimefriend1286 Рік тому +370

    “I bought the whole reinforced landing gear, i’ma use the whole reinforced landing gear”

    • @JD-tm4ee
      @JD-tm4ee Рік тому +3

      If your gonna jump on the bandwagon at least follow the same format, don't get lazy on us now lol

  • @bolastube
    @bolastube Рік тому +1183

    AF: I will be gentle...
    N: Bite the pillow!

    • @33salemhockey
      @33salemhockey Рік тому +22

      Your comment on the Air Force Navy pilot landing, had me rolling on the floor

    • @AERO-ARMED
      @AERO-ARMED 10 місяців тому +1

      As a Naval Aviator I for some reason agree with Air Force;
      like the waves on a sunny day!

  • @rakagiaco3065
    @rakagiaco3065 Рік тому +7

    you people do realize the fa18 is a 3 wheels down aircraft thats meant to stop on a aircraft carrier 250-0 is seconds so its landing gear can take that type of beating if you do that in a f-16 you will die they are too light and dont have good brakes so they need to air brake (nose up) 2 wheels down landing and touch the third after slowing down substantially... not about military branches its about engineering

    • @thopkins2271
      @thopkins2271 Рік тому +2

      Literally everyone understands that dude.

    • @billpotokar360
      @billpotokar360 2 місяці тому

      ...bla bla bla bla blab labl abla...

    • @rakagiaco3065
      @rakagiaco3065 2 місяці тому

      @@thopkins2271 look through the comments... apparently not and not everyone knows that what are you on??

    • @rakagiaco3065
      @rakagiaco3065 2 місяці тому

      @@billpotokar360 you my good sir are an idiot :D

  • @LeeLee-nc7xj
    @LeeLee-nc7xj Рік тому +6

    I could watch this all day!

  • @natedetailscars
    @natedetailscars Рік тому +362

    Air Force: "Gentle, gentlllllle"
    Navy: "Get on the ground, lunch is waiting."

    • @_R-R
      @_R-R Рік тому +2

      Air Force: Refrigerated lunch.
      Navy: Hurry up! Barbeque's going!!!!

    • @_R-R
      @_R-R Рік тому +1

      Barbeque is not waiting for you.

    • @williammitchell4417
      @williammitchell4417 Рік тому

      Navy: My coffee's getting cold and my beer is getting warm👍

    • @MarkSmith-vv5zi
      @MarkSmith-vv5zi Рік тому

      Air Force: You mother is waiting down here
      Navy: The Admiral’s daughter is waiting in your barracks

  • @memyselfandiuntildeath1911
    @memyselfandiuntildeath1911 2 роки тому +1641

    Air Force: “oh just the tip please..”
    Navy: “RUN HER ON HOME, PILOT!”

  • @TheSocr8s
    @TheSocr8s 3 місяці тому +2

    AF: awww yeeeeah, lemme bring this thing down perfectly.
    Navy: 💥 done.

  • @zuzuspetals923
    @zuzuspetals923 7 місяців тому +1

    Bumblebee landing vs. Murder Hornet landing

  • @zachmach9588
    @zachmach9588 Рік тому +670

    Airforce:’Kiss it like it’s your sister Rico’
    Navy:SWEEEEET HOME ALABAMAA

    • @RaptorMaitre
      @RaptorMaitre Рік тому +5

      I remembered the same line!

    • @kaiki8318
      @kaiki8318 Рік тому +2

      Uncle Grandpa Dad mode enabled

    • @ketanpethe5982
      @ketanpethe5982 Рік тому +1

      Lmfao I almost thought that first line came from the mission in GTA VC where Tommy bombs a Cuban deal and his partner is Rico with a speed boat

    • @snorefest1621
      @snorefest1621 Рік тому +3

      They bang the tarmac

  • @aaronrodgers5852
    @aaronrodgers5852 Рік тому +867

    AirForce: “I’ll make sure to be gentle and go real slow”
    Navy: “We don’t need lube”

    • @someonesomewhere4427
      @someonesomewhere4427 Рік тому +10

      I instantly thought of Nikki Ortiz portray of airforce and navy. That shit funny as hell

    • @donmcatee45
      @donmcatee45 Рік тому +6

      Sounds like something you’d hear on a sub…

    • @AlexB-pp7dc
      @AlexB-pp7dc Рік тому

      Hahaha. Tell my gf That all the time.

    • @DonJuanDeMarco_6
      @DonJuanDeMarco_6 Рік тому

      @@donmcatee45 HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. ..

    • @rededits1899
      @rededits1899 Рік тому +2

      ​@@someonesomewhere4427 lmao air force would never let navy do that

  • @user-gp1dx5cp8x
    @user-gp1dx5cp8x Рік тому +1

    AF:touchdown
    Navy:smackdown
    Ryanair: hold my beer😏

  • @rizriz6320
    @rizriz6320 9 місяців тому +3

    Navy :" broo you're too slow"

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM Рік тому +459

    USAF: "I may not make it, think I'll have to try again"
    USN: *"I don't care if I break the tarmac, I'll land first try"*

    • @ElonMuckX
      @ElonMuckX Рік тому +7

      I was at KLAS watching landings from the Sunset parking lot. Normally a planes wheels touch down, right in front of the lot. This day a storm front was coming in, and ATC said they had a Wind Sheer Warning. Well, on final was a JANET flight, and I thought for sure all flights on approach would go around. NOT THIS GUY! He landed on the numbers!!! By the time he rode past us at the parking lot, he was doing 35mph. You could tell he was a former Navy pilot after a landing like that.

  • @wadoo-it
    @wadoo-it 2 роки тому +969

    Air force: okay so this plane costs a fair amount, and it'll affect my record if I destroy something.
    Navy: Fuck the ground AND the plane

    • @RaptorOzone
      @RaptorOzone 2 роки тому +8

      Made my day 😂

    • @zman42
      @zman42 2 роки тому +4

      Well put 😂

    • @lt.aldoraine1362
      @lt.aldoraine1362 2 роки тому +15

      Nah the F18 landing gear system is designed to hit the deck hard, being a carrier based aircraft

    • @n.a.6735
      @n.a.6735 2 роки тому +6

      Thats called "Made in the U.S.A.!"

    • @wadoo-it
      @wadoo-it 2 роки тому +13

      @@n.a.6735
      Airplane made in the U.S
      Ground made in the U.S
      Costly damage made in the U.S

  • @TheFlashSpeedforce
    @TheFlashSpeedforce 7 місяців тому +1

    The famous and fabled AIR FORCE finesse vs the legendary NAVY brute force approach.

  • @TheDaroza
    @TheDaroza Рік тому +378

    Af- knocks gently : noney i'm home
    Navy - axe through the door: heere's Johny

  • @KayoZet
    @KayoZet Рік тому +185

    Navy: “previous work?”
    A: “ryanair”
    Navy: “you’re hired!”

    • @agentmilton6585
      @agentmilton6585 Рік тому +13

      No it's supposed to be other way around

    • @rexringtail471
      @rexringtail471 Рік тому

      Tell me you are intellectually incapable of flying an alpha approach without telling me

  • @Omar_Dorrah
    @Omar_Dorrah Рік тому +1

    Now I know where Ryanair pilots come from

  • @lmaozedong1031
    @lmaozedong1031 8 місяців тому +1

    AF: You MUST butter EVERY landing 😠
    Navy: Just don't break my boat (optional)

  • @batbensam5794
    @batbensam5794 Рік тому +237

    Dude trained for arresting wires vs dude trained for a straight long runway

    • @mobius7089
      @mobius7089 Рік тому +17

      And notice who was on centerline...

    • @ccclaw13
      @ccclaw13 Рік тому +2

      ​@@mobius7089 fascinating.

    • @christopherbradley8771
      @christopherbradley8771 Рік тому +5

      Also the f16 tricycle landing gear makes it’s difficult to land from what the pilots told me when I use to maintain these bastarders

    • @henry3397
      @henry3397 Рік тому

      @@mobius7089 looks like the guy who kept air in his tires was a little off center

    • @gedgjoumk5449
      @gedgjoumk5449 Рік тому

      The f16 doesn't have good brakes it needs to rely on aero braking.

  • @alertedcoyote7892
    @alertedcoyote7892 Рік тому +5

    Gotta love landing like the wings are about to stop working in the next 5 seconds

  • @Lancer9_270
    @Lancer9_270 Рік тому +3

    Apperantly US NAVY had hired 95% former Ryanair pilots...

  • @yasinyilmaz3524
    @yasinyilmaz3524 2 роки тому +1561

    Airforce: "just give that ground a kiss a Little smoch" "
    Navy: "Like it's your sister!"