GTA 5 Races where everything goes wrong

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  • @iceninja1997
    @iceninja1997 3 роки тому +7314

    "If all else fails, choose chaos"
    That's a banjo moment, definetely

    • @FreshtoMe
      @FreshtoMe 3 роки тому +18

      Epic

    • @j2005a
      @j2005a 3 роки тому +27

      Just came across this when SMii7Y said it.

    • @justjames683
      @justjames683 3 роки тому +8

      Just fax

    • @davidking6910
      @davidking6910 3 роки тому +5

      That’s a way of life

    • @Hellwaterva
      @Hellwaterva 3 роки тому +5

      Well my history class fail all the time

  • @Phunix
    @Phunix 3 роки тому +6679

    Turns out that snap *was* too much bandwidth

    • @christianh7138
      @christianh7138 3 роки тому +218

      Jordans forehead was too much bandwidth

    • @richardcruz-torres4942
      @richardcruz-torres4942 3 роки тому +9

      @@christianh7138 so is that H m8, fak off

    • @madison.outdoors
      @madison.outdoors 3 роки тому +64

      Bryan no way you lost connection over a snap dude. Are you in an area where the internet speed is terrible?

    • @markthegamerofgrima6159
      @markthegamerofgrima6159 3 роки тому +21

      i dont see any infinity stones

    • @Lt._Nut
      @Lt._Nut 3 роки тому +34

      Hey, at least you’re WiFi router isn’t an iPhone
      I’m not joking by the way 🤣

  • @jirth
    @jirth 3 роки тому +5675

    though these videos reduce everyone’s mental capacity, it makes me laugh like nothing else

    • @elistewart3435
      @elistewart3435 3 роки тому +81

      Honestly, losing some brain cells is worth it for the laughs.

    • @Dan-Hollow
      @Dan-Hollow 3 роки тому +33

      @@elistewart3435 me think me lose brain again

    • @Term1nator_
      @Term1nator_ 3 роки тому +10

      Losing brain cells is what makes me laugh

    • @shade4449
      @shade4449 3 роки тому +14

      Don't got anything to lose if i never had it in the first place

    • @dzuggemarkeringstusj6185
      @dzuggemarkeringstusj6185 3 роки тому +3

      This

  • @ariesthefurry5634
    @ariesthefurry5634 3 роки тому +533

    ["...calm actions" (gets hit) "YOU FRICK"]
    This made my night, thank you so much for cheering me up.

  • @kxgn13
    @kxgn13 3 роки тому +3265

    Should invite blarg into one of these sessions, see how chaotic it gets.
    You just hear "frog sandal" amidst all the anger.

  • @BYZE
    @BYZE 3 роки тому +2013

    me when I get the ramp car: 😈😈

    • @sharkypookie
      @sharkypookie 3 роки тому +16

      Bro how do you always end up in the back of the races?

    • @barkergirl33
      @barkergirl33 3 роки тому +18

      Get him Byze, he's getting cocky! 🏎🏍🚘⚰🪦

    • @SocioPath47
      @SocioPath47 3 роки тому +5

      @@sharkypookie it's Bcz Of The Ping ,If He Hosts He'll Be At Front As It Will His Server & If He Joins Some Other Server He Will Be At The Back.

    • @terrelldurocher3330
      @terrelldurocher3330 3 роки тому

      I hate you.

    • @xardenas2636
      @xardenas2636 3 роки тому

      the HAHA killed me

  • @Xyb3rAnims
    @Xyb3rAnims 3 роки тому +1350

    "You know the video with me starting by slapping a guy"
    do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

    • @arxeha
      @arxeha 3 роки тому +84

      same energy goes like "you know the video with me starting by kicking someone in the nuts"

    • @Xyb3rAnims
      @Xyb3rAnims 3 роки тому +9

      @@arxeha moment. lmaooo

    • @mitsuba4615
      @mitsuba4615 3 роки тому +16

      every warzone video that start with the finisher that also start with a slap

  • @getfragged7051
    @getfragged7051 3 роки тому +592

    Anyone else realize that when Smiity said, “everyone going forward stays to the right and everyone going back stays to the left” would put them on the same side of the track setting them up for head on collisions? 😂 Big Brain Smiity 🧠

    • @markouellette6868
      @markouellette6868 3 роки тому +27

      Yea I heard that and I'm like that's not how it works lmao

    • @lavaleopard2961
      @lavaleopard2961 2 роки тому +9

      Yeah, and especially from the ending, he clearly hated the collisions.

    • @ampstudios4169
      @ampstudios4169 2 роки тому +3

      That’s what I was thinking

    • @DaPixleBoi
      @DaPixleBoi 2 роки тому +2

      you really think he's that smart

  • @Promaster12
    @Promaster12 3 роки тому +2241

    Moo: "can we restart.?"
    Smii7y: "can we redo.?"

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 3 роки тому +9

      Smii7y that last race this video. Is why he hates GTA races.

    • @DoubsGaming
      @DoubsGaming 3 роки тому +66

      @@loganshaw9198 I think I had a stroke reading this...

    • @Promaster12
      @Promaster12 3 роки тому +25

      @@DoubsGaming yeah I think he did too

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 3 роки тому +5

      @@Promaster12 just bad grammar.

    • @erindonaldson8281
      @erindonaldson8281 3 роки тому +9

      Maybe if…TheReDooo was here

  • @logpogger9506
    @logpogger9506 Рік тому +20

    6:50 “smithy look behind you mate” his voice is just perfect lmaoo

  • @boogeyratt
    @boogeyratt 3 роки тому +1071

    Smii7y: "I hate GTA races."
    Subscribers: "Yay! GTA races!"

  • @paratraxx
    @paratraxx 3 роки тому +43

    7:45, i wonder what Smii7y's neighbors thinks when he laughs like that.

  • @Blackraven6
    @Blackraven6 3 роки тому +354

    Funny thing about Concrete Milk. Wet part of cement, that sips out of concrete when it's getting dry is called Concrete milk in Russia. If your concrete is too dry and doesn't have enough concrete mil sipping out - the final slab will have more pores and cracks faster. Too much - it will sip out more cement than needed.

    • @FreshtoMe
      @FreshtoMe 3 роки тому +3

      Epic

    • @basile2702
      @basile2702 3 роки тому

      I can fill your with milk using my concrete

    • @bar0v
      @bar0v 3 роки тому +2

      Строители в комментариях, я спокоен

    • @Concretemilk2
      @Concretemilk2 6 місяців тому +1

      Wow. I learned something new

  • @HikaruKun20
    @HikaruKun20 3 роки тому +32

    8:10 Byze’s “Whaddup Bitch” followed with the realization and cut off “FU-“

  • @toomessy
    @toomessy 3 роки тому +395

    Nah, I laughed SO hard at 4:07, of course Byze ends up at the back somehow. This game truly HATES him lmao

    • @DJdoppIer
      @DJdoppIer 3 роки тому +29

      Someone at RockStar has a personal grudge against this man.
      There's no other explanation. *XD*

    • @sirbrodude999
      @sirbrodude999 2 роки тому +3

      Or he just has the worst luck out of (I think) 10 people.

  • @jude802
    @jude802 3 роки тому +70

    “Everyone up top go right side, everyone on the bottom go left”
    Smii7y, if traffic worked like that irl everyone would be dead

  • @thedyingmeme6
    @thedyingmeme6 3 роки тому +313

    F I N A L L Y GOD I MISSED THESE I WAS SO BORED

  • @iantheotaku3910
    @iantheotaku3910 3 роки тому +68

    15:13 Smi77y: believe in calm actions
    Also Smitty...

  • @SomeKickerz
    @SomeKickerz 3 роки тому +61

    The best thing about these GTA race comment sections is that inevitably Byze will appear to re-affirm his hatred of GTA races 😂
    Edit: Knew it!

  • @lunaris_em
    @lunaris_em 3 роки тому +36

    I'm loving these GTA races man, even at the expense of everyone's sanity lol

  • @inigopavisic4553
    @inigopavisic4553 3 роки тому +94

    I swear Smitty comes at the best times, every time Im bored or have time he's there with a video to enjoy

    • @inigopavisic4553
      @inigopavisic4553 3 роки тому

      @@jasminesmiths6402 silence whench, I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy

    • @Szaleos
      @Szaleos 3 роки тому +1

      @@inigopavisic4553 you choose a difficult but better path my friend.

    • @inigopavisic4553
      @inigopavisic4553 3 роки тому

      @@Szaleos this is the way

    • @Szaleos
      @Szaleos 3 роки тому

      @@inigopavisic4553 this is the way.

  • @jonathanVN1864
    @jonathanVN1864 3 роки тому +11

    GODDAMN THATS FREAKING SMOOTH. 12:09

  • @eclipse_animations812
    @eclipse_animations812 2 роки тому +30

    "I believe in calm actions."
    Not even 5 seconds later: "YOU F-"
    15:14

  • @joddypranata1862
    @joddypranata1862 3 роки тому +21

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Smii7y: UUUurgh!
    (Take it from 3:27)

  • @JoJo_Campbell
    @JoJo_Campbell 2 роки тому +25

    My god, this was over a year ago... I remember when this came out and watched it within the hour

  • @har9368
    @har9368 Рік тому +4

    4:54
    "i have never been in this position, i always been f**ked over"
    hey yoooo smii7y

  • @bryan7538
    @bryan7538 3 роки тому +11

    I love how byze's voice fades away at 8:34

  • @Dhark0rion
    @Dhark0rion 3 роки тому +16

    2:50 I would love to see that from Snedgie's POV.

  • @branyeh525
    @branyeh525 3 роки тому +47

    Smii7y"i choose to not freak ou-"
    *gets hit*
    Smii7y again 1 sec later,"YOU FU-"

    • @dallas4273
      @dallas4273 2 роки тому

      Smii7y at his best lol

  • @firebert123
    @firebert123 Рік тому +1

    10:20 with him flipping away and his scream fading off, that is peak comedy for this channel and im all here for it!

  • @Jessen_Woodworking
    @Jessen_Woodworking 2 роки тому +5

    At 8:40, has to be the hardest part that I have ever laughed at one of your videos, absolutely hilarious mate

  • @Spector_01
    @Spector_01 8 місяців тому +4

    "I believe in calm actions... and not freaking out when something--YOU FUCK!" End of Video, funniest thing ever

  • @sqwid4584
    @sqwid4584 2 роки тому +6

    13:46 nothing else needs to be said this is hilarious

  • @PatiIsSad
    @PatiIsSad 3 роки тому +7

    2:13 My internet literally died this moment, the timing on that though

  • @Lxthargy
    @Lxthargy 3 роки тому +4

    I'm finding myself re-watching these videos countless times. You are genuinely my comfort creator, SMII7Y. I'm going through a tough time as I've just lost a friend to COVID and these videos especially really cheer me up. PLEASE do more GTA races!

  • @Kangahrooo
    @Kangahrooo 3 роки тому +10

    14:01 when smitty doesnt post a teardown video

  • @SiegmundSLO
    @SiegmundSLO 3 роки тому +7

    1:05 There is a thing called cement milk, but you shouldn't ingest it lol

  • @mikeydisc7
    @mikeydisc7 Рік тому +9

    alternate title: Smiit7y vs british people

  • @redcg6578
    @redcg6578 3 роки тому +15

    15:18 Plasma Storm, smii7y rage 2 comp…

  • @ajquick7262
    @ajquick7262 3 роки тому +14

    The synchronization at 11:19 was satisfying

  • @iceninja1997
    @iceninja1997 3 роки тому +12

    Smii7y saying Namastè sounds like he'll be saying Nama-Stay out of my way

  • @williamhamilton9442
    @williamhamilton9442 2 роки тому +4

    "Everyone that goes on the bottom, goes on the right side, and everyone that goes from the top, goes on the left side." Their left is your right Smii7y. The game was rigged from the start.

  • @JohnLennon__
    @JohnLennon__ 3 роки тому +5

    That was a cool in sync move at 11:21

  • @nekos_4ever900
    @nekos_4ever900 3 роки тому +8

    11:35 sheeeesh the stunt

  • @Optimus_Prime1980
    @Optimus_Prime1980 3 роки тому +12

    14:10 *more monke sounds*

  • @surewhynot6173
    @surewhynot6173 3 роки тому +10

    1:20 when u barely tap ur younger siblings

  • @ocomhdhain1197
    @ocomhdhain1197 3 роки тому +8

    "God dammit Maka"
    Also known as: God dammit Nappa.

  • @bryanyoung8392
    @bryanyoung8392 Місяць тому +1

    Miss you racing with Byze & his group. They still do GTAV racing regularly. Why not join them once in a while?

  • @zyphiro
    @zyphiro 3 роки тому +42

    I was literally watching all of your GTA races and was wondering when you would upload a new one!

  • @t_t9964
    @t_t9964 3 роки тому +11

    12:45 dont mind me, move along

    • @Cade36
      @Cade36 4 місяці тому

      No

  • @Zerfoking
    @Zerfoking 3 роки тому +3

    “I believe in calm actions and not freaking out”
    Now let’s just think about that sentence for a minute or two

  • @ItzBrooksFTW
    @ItzBrooksFTW 3 роки тому +2

    i like how smii7y is the only one without a british or australian accent

  • @revilo7349
    @revilo7349 3 роки тому +45

    13:46 FUCKING HUEIHUHGH

  • @loganoconnor2478
    @loganoconnor2478 2 роки тому +6

    These races made me wanna dislocate my shoulder 14:35

  • @viktorvaldez4232
    @viktorvaldez4232 3 роки тому +10

    9:41 Here's Johhny!

  • @kyoswkyosw1216
    @kyoswkyosw1216 Рік тому +1

    Oh man when Smii7y joins the boys for a race... also like others said, Blarg just being an absolute gem of random sayings in the middle to throw everyone off he COULD distract Maka long enough for someone ELSE to get 1st

  • @rowni
    @rowni 3 роки тому +7

    Legend says Smii7y is still trying to finish that last course

  • @lemkonman
    @lemkonman Рік тому +2

    I like how josh is just being milkist the whole first half

  • @SeventeenGhost
    @SeventeenGhost 3 роки тому +10

    "Everyone on the bottom, go to the right side, everyone on the top go to the left side"
    I think... Nah nvm, it's flawless logic.

  • @yeeted_chaz_m7555
    @yeeted_chaz_m7555 2 роки тому +3

    5:00 i have a mate that laughs like that and i love it lol

  • @jamesie532
    @jamesie532 3 роки тому +9

    10:20 team rocket type beat

  • @courier6522
    @courier6522 3 роки тому +2

    These videos always brighten up my day, I have been feeling depressed lately, and these videos cheer me up, thanks SMII7Y.

  • @thatonedude9001
    @thatonedude9001 3 роки тому +8

    never miss a beat clicking on these

  • @DarkSparkTwile
    @DarkSparkTwile 3 роки тому +1

    I like that the yellow subtitles are for the collective of pissed off englishmen wanting smii7y dead.

  • @chriswyatt9869
    @chriswyatt9869 3 роки тому +5

    Really enjoy these gta races with the British lads, a nice change of pace to the people you usually play with

  • @Spitfire_1940
    @Spitfire_1940 3 роки тому +2

    13:45 sounded like the sly cooper sound effect when you catch on fire

  • @BALANCEDT
    @BALANCEDT 3 роки тому +3

    Bruh you actually have the best edits, makes everything so much funnier 🤟

  • @crcoghill
    @crcoghill 2 роки тому +1

    "If all else fails: Choose Chaos."
    truer words have never been said before.

  • @TheBigCrank
    @TheBigCrank 3 роки тому +7

    whenever someone asks me what the definition chaos is now, I have PTSD of these fucking videos

  • @casemore2073
    @casemore2073 3 роки тому +2

    bob may not be the most well known of the group but i feel he represents the uk so perfectly. as far as i’m concerned he’s a national treasure

  • @Puffymosman9
    @Puffymosman9 2 роки тому +7

    13:37 I don’t think smi7y understands views XD

  • @davidalexallen
    @davidalexallen 3 роки тому +1

    "They're just ramp car-ing, they're not even trying to win!" Smii7y have you never seen any of Jordan's GTA videos, that's his specialty

  • @Tactical_Pineaple
    @Tactical_Pineaple Рік тому +4

    You can definitely tell that at the beginning of the video SMii7Y is depressed and his mental health is dead.

  • @SirDistic
    @SirDistic Рік тому +1

    I love how half the game targets Smii7y for his trolling. They completely abandon the race to flip him over and over.

  • @SGJigsaw
    @SGJigsaw Рік тому +7

    2:39 *distress monke noises*

  • @heidimills55100
    @heidimills55100 3 роки тому

    honestly makes my day when i see that you uploaded

  • @termiusprime
    @termiusprime 3 роки тому +11

    14:50 "He's got a face like the proverbial..."

  • @Morris-ji5st
    @Morris-ji5st 7 місяців тому +1

    "I'll drain you in the sink" "ill pour him out" "I'll Drink HIm" Bruhhhhh

  • @lordsquid913
    @lordsquid913 3 роки тому +6

    I think I speak for everyone here. We want more! More rage = more fun and funnier moments. Lmao!

  • @browntennisball8055
    @browntennisball8055 3 роки тому +1

    As an Indian it's really funny to hear people say namaste to calm themselves down when it literally means hello

  • @Kallyn
    @Kallyn 3 роки тому +5

    I love how byze makes SMii7y's captions yellow in his videos and SMii7y makes Byzes caption yellow in his
    It's the battle of the white letters

  • @PepperJacked360
    @PepperJacked360 3 роки тому +1

    13:45 I can listen to this forever 🤣

  • @taylorlucas6075
    @taylorlucas6075 3 роки тому +5

    11:06 that drift tho

  • @soupy3525
    @soupy3525 3 роки тому +1

    YESSSS ANOTHER SMITTY VID🙌🏻🙌🏻

  • @thegenesisoperator1086
    @thegenesisoperator1086 3 роки тому +3

    When Smii7y sounds completely drained in the intro, you know it’s gonna be good.

  • @Littlewarrior0106
    @Littlewarrior0106 2 роки тому +1

    I’ve seen this video more than once by now, I always get it recommended to me. And honestly, I still watch it 😂

  • @lordCarlos-mo4vt
    @lordCarlos-mo4vt 2 роки тому +6

    Scout from team fortress 2 death noise 11:43

  • @josephhurst4902
    @josephhurst4902 3 роки тому +1

    Love the Ending Quote. "I believe in Calm actions and YOU F*CK."

  • @Dmanwinters123
    @Dmanwinters123 3 роки тому +4

    0:22 "man I LOVE gta races"

  • @BXBIS
    @BXBIS 3 роки тому +2

    Can we all just appreciate how Smii7y uploads banger after banger in record time?

  • @poseidon6380
    @poseidon6380 3 роки тому +3

    Play it while drunk

  • @jonathanVN1864
    @jonathanVN1864 3 роки тому

    THE FUCKING AMOUNT OF EPICNESS WAS INCREDIBLY HILARIOUS!!🤣🤣🤣 7:42

  • @jonathanVN1864
    @jonathanVN1864 3 роки тому +5

    INCREDLE MOVE SMII7Y 9:05👍🤣

  • @Freeze-n-Frost
    @Freeze-n-Frost 4 місяці тому +1

    Still wish Smii7y called his GSupps flavor “Concrete Milk” 😂😂😂
    Call a GSupps flavor anything why not Concrete Milk 🤣

  • @Soundwave26
    @Soundwave26 3 роки тому +4

    6:39 they all want you Smii7y

  • @noblerite1
    @noblerite1 3 роки тому

    Congrats on being top 10 trending!

  • @asleeppluto2548
    @asleeppluto2548 3 роки тому +14

    Smii7y: "I believe in calm actions."
    Not two seconds later
    Smii7y: "YOU FUCK!"

  • @nathanlessert1285
    @nathanlessert1285 3 роки тому +1

    "Hey Bob. Ello Mate" I like Bob I swear his just funny

  • @NothingRL
    @NothingRL 3 роки тому +3

    6:35 this play is the best smii7y made in his entire life
    edit.. 7:37 was cool too
    edit 2.. 9:06 too

  • @cuttingupwc
    @cuttingupwc 2 роки тому

    this is the greatest friend group on the internet istg love the content