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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
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    Felipe Esparza, Comedian, Winner Of Last Comic Standing and The What's Up Fool Podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt in studio.
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    Music:
    Like Suicide - Sound Garden
    I Wanna Be Around - Tony Bennet
    Warning - Biggie Smalls
    Recorded on 10/27/2014

КОМЕНТАРІ • 228

  • @keithstapleton2087
    @keithstapleton2087 8 місяців тому +16

    2024 and will always come back to church ❤

  • @tonypino5415
    @tonypino5415 3 роки тому +64

    I'm so happy Uncle Joey has another podcast but goddamn do I miss The Church! The world was a simpler place.

  • @RESISTING1
    @RESISTING1 10 років тому +137

    Lee is pimping with that Boston Yamaka.

    • @Brrrrrt
      @Brrrrrt 5 років тому +5

      I've never seen someone look so dumb in yamaka

    • @fugginchit1
      @fugginchit1 5 років тому +5

      @@Brrrrrt Lol, all yamakas look dumb

    • @CZRXCZR
      @CZRXCZR 3 роки тому +3

      Punch of salt. 🥊🧂

    • @lean4real_11
      @lean4real_11 3 роки тому

      @@fugginchit1 not lees

    • @toddmorrissey8372
      @toddmorrissey8372 4 місяці тому

      "Yarmulke". It's not a Japanese motorcycle. Ya know, just for future reference.

  • @moriyokiri3229
    @moriyokiri3229 3 роки тому +54

    "You're vegan? What do you eat, crops?" hahaha

    • @Erikkkolivarezzz1937
      @Erikkkolivarezzz1937 Рік тому +7

      No
      “You’re vegan, but your fat?, what do u eat crops?..”

    • @Stephen85
      @Stephen85 Рік тому +1

      Sugar and carbs make you fat. It's much easier to be fat on a vegan diet compared to a carnivore diet.

    • @aidanbonass4982
      @aidanbonass4982 4 місяці тому

      Tremendous

  • @N0rthT
    @N0rthT 9 років тому +9

    This quietly has become one of my absolute favorite pod casts. There are some people I could listen to talk forever. Diaz is one of them.

  • @hermitgamer
    @hermitgamer 10 років тому +98

    listened to this at work and just had to come home and see uncle Joey's disappointed face about the wedding food for myself, simply hilarious!
    vegan wedding talk starts @ 42:13

    • @jchavfour
      @jchavfour 9 років тому +4

      Me too man! exactly the same story with me!

    • @AlphaMom55
      @AlphaMom55 6 років тому +5

      Mike Lummox how kind of you to specify the point in the podcast at which this part of the conversation occurs. Thanks so much.

    • @rrrico
      @rrrico 5 років тому +2

      Haha, that's the saddest I've ever seen Joey 😂

    • @bray2679
      @bray2679 4 роки тому +1

      thank you. I was thinking about this podcast the other day and needed a laugh.

    • @josebeltran807
      @josebeltran807 3 роки тому

      Same bro except I stopped working and watched this shit @ work leaning on my shovel 😂

  • @dooski01
    @dooski01 6 років тому +24

    One of my favorite podcasts with Joey giving Felipe shit about the vegan wedding

  • @mattymat4379
    @mattymat4379 10 років тому +38

    Lee stoned as a rock stil holding it together. Joe diaz walking the talk. Church.

  • @random_tantrum
    @random_tantrum 4 роки тому +43

    It is great how something filmed 6 years ago can make me wanna go get tacos today.

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR 10 років тому +41

    Vegan Wedding talk @ 42:00

  • @tuesdaytv
    @tuesdaytv 6 років тому +18

    Joeys face + Lees laugh @ 46:27 priceless, watch lees eyes shoot straight to Joey once he mentions the coconut

    • @911dannys
      @911dannys 8 місяців тому

      You can tell that genuinely disappointed him.

  • @herpaderp9046
    @herpaderp9046 9 років тому +16

    46:25 when lee cracks up about the ceviche was fucking hysterical hahahaha

    • @AuthenticProd
      @AuthenticProd 6 місяців тому +1

      8 years later I’m still dying

    • @Soo-co7zu
      @Soo-co7zu 3 місяці тому

      Tremendous!!!!!

  • @MarketUnderground
    @MarketUnderground Рік тому +3

    I always come back to this episode now and then. One of my favorite moments in podcast history. The Church was so cool.

  • @AlphaMom55
    @AlphaMom55 6 років тому +10

    "I'm going to a Mexican wedding. It overpowers the white side." 😂😂😂😂

  • @goanyways
    @goanyways 8 років тому +37

    This is up there on all time funniest churches and I've seen or heard all

    • @Brrrrrt
      @Brrrrrt 5 років тому +3

      @Trane Sonic cant forget ralphie may those are the 3 ogs that were with Joey in his savage days

    • @Coldwallbar
      @Coldwallbar 2 роки тому

      I've been watching/listening to them all recently. This is top 10 for sure years down the line

  • @kezallison4771
    @kezallison4771 4 роки тому +10

    Lee's laugh is easily funniest thing ever

  • @jasonyount8888
    @jasonyount8888 7 років тому +35

    We're gonna have a section... What? Where people kill themselves? - Uncle Joey. Classic!

    • @fredc8618
      @fredc8618 6 років тому

      Jason Yount 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @phrankie_lewpehz
      @phrankie_lewpehz 5 років тому

      I lost my mind with that part. Ha ha ha.

  • @arrya5372
    @arrya5372 8 років тому +43

    This is my introduction to Joey Diaz and His podcast. Men like this will be extinct in 20 years. Anyway, Joey despairing over no Mexican at Felipe's wedding had me laughing and respecting the guy so much. He knows his shit.

  • @impalakoala
    @impalakoala 8 років тому +26

    "when i see a bush that hairy, i knew she was locked up" Felipe Esparza

  • @nathanielbarriga8877
    @nathanielbarriga8877 5 років тому +6

    51:06 best part

  • @brandonmartin9219
    @brandonmartin9219 2 роки тому +3

    I love how Felipe looked up at the ceiling when joey was talking about the guy hiding coke in the ceiling

  • @gothmaze
    @gothmaze 3 роки тому +2

    Joey Diaz' face when Felipe says jackfruit tacos... Lol

  • @DopeEd
    @DopeEd 7 років тому +4

    that story about the 'lose my number' girl was enthralling

  • @JWP6948
    @JWP6948 8 років тому +7

    It doesn't get any better than Joey and Felipe together.

  • @skhateanddestroy1252
    @skhateanddestroy1252 8 років тому +1

    What's up fool!! Just discovered Felipe's podcast, he's my favorite guest on the Church, such good stories! Much love and respect to Joey, Lee, Felipe, and Rodrigo!

  • @fredd12xd
    @fredd12xd 3 роки тому +2

    Love these classics

  • @lv702man
    @lv702man 10 років тому +29

    I can only imagine what Lee will look like when he's 40.. He already looks like he's 40.

  • @iselect1012
    @iselect1012 6 років тому +2

    I don’t think it’s possible to love the church more than I do!

  • @escapethisall
    @escapethisall 9 років тому +9

    that "dolphin" Mahi-mahi is a type of fish

  • @miles2057
    @miles2057 10 років тому +3

    Yo, yo, yo!!!!
    I literally just finished watching To Live And Die In LA now waiting for the podcast to upload.
    I'm ready, my muffla is clean and I'm ready to go DEEP in this shit!!!!

  • @suzymartin218
    @suzymartin218 3 роки тому +3

    I would love to watch a movie of Joey's life, hes a great story teller, and has lived 5 lifetimes in 50 years.

  • @c7lee
    @c7lee 3 роки тому +1

    F: I want to talk about our wedding rings
    Joey: What are they made out of? Celery?

  • @jrwhynot3631
    @jrwhynot3631 16 днів тому

    The hurt in Joey’s eyes listening to jackfruit 🤣

  • @teeniebeenie8774
    @teeniebeenie8774 7 років тому +1

    i been around a long time
    joey gots da best dam stories i ever herd.

  • @jonathanclark7772
    @jonathanclark7772 9 років тому +3

    Listened to this already but had to see the visuals hahaha. Keep up the good work on the fitness journey Lee. Hit me up if you want any advice on ur macros etc

  • @abhishekkakarlapudi1818
    @abhishekkakarlapudi1818 10 років тому +2

    The podcast was once again tremendous Joey.

  • @ThatGuyFromLondon69
    @ThatGuyFromLondon69 10 років тому +7

    Thats my morning sorted... time to smoke a numba

  • @EKIM713
    @EKIM713 8 років тому +1

    Awesome Podcast!!!! Laughed my ass off here at work today!!

  • @22mwb
    @22mwb 2 роки тому +4

    Felipe's vegan wedding 41:56

  • @rje1157
    @rje1157 Рік тому

    " I need something... a little piece of something that represent... I need somebody to shoot a gun" LMAO!!!!!

  • @fantacrush537
    @fantacrush537 Рік тому +2

    Lee was casually in the streets of chicago not realizing he was in a fucking warzone😭

    • @Erikkkolivarezzz1937
      @Erikkkolivarezzz1937 Рік тому

      I already know about certain parts in Chicago u gotta be VERY VERY careful, but u telling me every block and every street in Chicago u gonna get hit by a bullet?,
      No shit if your right in front of the projects and u know u ain’t supposed to be there u already u know u fucked up, but i doubt the rich people living in the nice neighborhoods in Chicago are worried about gang/street violence unless they themselves are going to those certain parts, all I’m saying is Chicago is a beautiful city obviously it has its areas u don’t wanna go to but just stand clear of those areas and you’ll be fine.

    • @sincereflowers3218
      @sincereflowers3218 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Erikkkolivarezzz1937 FBG Duck, popular drill rapper from Chicago, was shot during the day in an _upscale_ business district and allowed to die by the police. You'd think those rich people you're talking about would be safe from "the projects" they are supposed to avoid 😂 but in reality it's not so simple.

    • @Erikkkolivarezzz1937
      @Erikkkolivarezzz1937 11 місяців тому

      @@sincereflowers3218
      You’re absolutely right, the nice rich areas is just as gangster as the bad parts in Chicago, now i know.

    • @sincereflowers3218
      @sincereflowers3218 11 місяців тому

      @@Erikkkolivarezzz1937 no, but niggas got cars 🤣

  • @Brandon-uh6tl
    @Brandon-uh6tl 10 років тому +3

    That story about the hot blonde "12" and her friend is insane!

  • @Oni64
    @Oni64 9 років тому +6

    Like a soldier

  • @workingclassweightlifter7579
    @workingclassweightlifter7579 10 років тому +2

    The look on Joey's face when Esparza mentions vegan carnitas....!!!!

  • @nearthewildalaskapodcast2133
    @nearthewildalaskapodcast2133 6 років тому +2

    Joey "He did his 8 ball before for the first show" Lee "Is that fast?"

  • @stattoo32
    @stattoo32 8 років тому +3

    Funniest Church I've seen! Awesome!

  • @user-js5gt3iw1w
    @user-js5gt3iw1w 4 місяці тому

    31:39 LEE 😂Can’t stop laughing at Joey

  • @brianarguello7576
    @brianarguello7576 7 років тому +8

    Dammit I can't find the episode where the lady next store freaks out about the weed

    • @SkateSavvy
      @SkateSavvy 6 років тому

      Brian Argüello I'm looking for it too

    • @fidelmendozajr.9424
      @fidelmendozajr.9424 6 років тому +5

      Episode #166 but there's no video.

    • @michaelwilliams9566
      @michaelwilliams9566 5 років тому +1

      Had to share this with y'all.
      ua-cam.com/video/lVWijArK4hE/v-deo.html
      Around 14:30
      Fucking hilarious.

  • @rje1157
    @rje1157 Рік тому +1

    "lee was gonna be a biker, but his fucking wheels fell off" this is the best podcast ever!!!!

  • @Sygavden
    @Sygavden 10 років тому +4

    1:22:46 Felipe said two eggs over easy with ranchero sauce.. that sounds like ranch dressing in spanish!!!

    • @GGGG761
      @GGGG761 9 років тому +2

      no ranchero sauce a spicy green or red salsa

    • @GreatIntellect13
      @GreatIntellect13 8 років тому +3

      Mexicans don't have ranch sauce, that shit is dairy. We didn't have cows back in the day, most of us are lactose intolerant, in fact.

    • @eddiemadera3042
      @eddiemadera3042 7 років тому +3

      eyyy speak for yourself homeboy, Mexicans are some of the most dairy consuming people i know, idk what region your family is from but youre dead wrong, ive never met a lactose intolerant mexican lollllll youre a rarity

    • @AlphaMom55
      @AlphaMom55 6 років тому

      SoV21 I've never met a lactose intolerant or a lactose sensitive Mexican.

  • @efrainc5341
    @efrainc5341 4 роки тому +3

    48:44 👍

  • @dj2dope820
    @dj2dope820 8 років тому +2

    The whole fucking episode is HILARIOUS

  • @ayox
    @ayox 3 роки тому +1

    Damn i miss this show

  • @miles2057
    @miles2057 10 років тому

    You guys always have awesome guests. Loved it!

  • @ramirosarabia
    @ramirosarabia 3 роки тому +1

    Never thought I'd hear McAllen shouted out on a Joey Diaz podcast. Saludos

  • @anthonytrevino3191
    @anthonytrevino3191 2 роки тому

    Man I was dying at the bit where Felipe was talking about food at his wedding. I’ve never seen joeys so disappointed lol. And I can relate, I love tex mex as a Texan and couldn’t imagine

  • @robertoross3061
    @robertoross3061 8 років тому +6

    1:26:20 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @senseicorey9979
    @senseicorey9979 7 років тому +6

    Back when they were only eating 30Mg haha!

  • @alienszez
    @alienszez 10 років тому +4

    That hair is BEAUTIFUL.

    • @Finity1990
      @Finity1990 10 років тому +1

      Muppets hair rock

    • @AlphaMom55
      @AlphaMom55 6 років тому

      Aliens's my hair is very similar but more coarse. If I don't put my hair up or braid it, I'll wake up lookin' like a tumbleweed. 😂

  • @TrapDaily
    @TrapDaily 7 років тому +10

    recorded on a monday

  • @mrs.georgeglass3997
    @mrs.georgeglass3997 4 місяці тому +1

    Lee bro it's French toast usually, and it's called a 1 eyed jack yo bud!

  • @angelogrosso7904
    @angelogrosso7904 5 років тому

    @48:52
    *Destroys Water-bottle*
    "That's It? Keep Playing It You Fuck!!!"- kills me every time.

  • @GonzosSlaps
    @GonzosSlaps 6 років тому +1

    "And murder was the case that they gave her!" 💯😂😂

  • @sstiawAlleH
    @sstiawAlleH Рік тому

    this might be the best episode of the church def top 3 lmao

  • @MasterGuero
    @MasterGuero 7 років тому +11

    Vegan wedding. It's a no from me

  • @MrG909
    @MrG909 9 років тому +2

    vegan wedding sounds like a real mexican wedding when you can't afford meat and all you have is beans

  • @derekmyers7880
    @derekmyers7880 9 років тому +1

    This is the hardest I've heard Lee laugh

  • @giovanir69
    @giovanir69 6 років тому +1

    Im wondering if Joey ever got his burritos lmao

  • @SRNF
    @SRNF 10 років тому +7

    I love how Felipe is going all vegan so he switched from meat to shitloads of sugar and gluten.....how is that healthy? lol

  • @haulvisions6817
    @haulvisions6817 10 років тому

    That Boston Yamaka. So dope! Chuuurrrchh!

  • @chris_redd2453
    @chris_redd2453 3 роки тому

    Tremendous episode

  • @streetdreamz210
    @streetdreamz210 9 років тому +3

    46:25

  • @delaxanexel44
    @delaxanexel44 3 роки тому +1

    Felipe had the actual idea for thriller events verzuz and UA-cam boxing in the 1:00:00

  • @VsTheWrldd
    @VsTheWrldd 7 місяців тому

    Only reason Joey the best they don’t do actual unskipplbe ads don’t start now

  • @gangsterjim5394
    @gangsterjim5394 9 років тому +2

    this was funnier with the visual element hah

  • @davidmarin5456
    @davidmarin5456 7 років тому +4

    @ 45:12
    Felipe: we gonna have a section...
    Coco: for they could all shoot them selves!?🤣

  • @kirkquintero3893
    @kirkquintero3893 2 роки тому

    Beautiful story

  • @Coldwallbar
    @Coldwallbar 2 роки тому

    This is the funniest episode of them all

  • @travis420tv
    @travis420tv 8 років тому +3

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Joey is the fucking man!!! Best coke story ever!!!!

  • @Devorantem
    @Devorantem 9 років тому +1

    "What's with the questions?" - Flying Jew

  • @ordinarypablo
    @ordinarypablo 3 роки тому +1

    I got a coke comedown by watching this podcast

  • @bungus1178
    @bungus1178 2 роки тому +1

    Is he in superstore?

  • @Finity1990
    @Finity1990 10 років тому

    Haha the voice sync was off and this shit was HILARIOUS!!!

  • @germanalonso140
    @germanalonso140 4 роки тому +1

    Why haven’t you had Jeff Garcia on?

  • @MegaSeekndestroy
    @MegaSeekndestroy 9 років тому +1

    Fuckign love felipe man

  • @Sean-wo7ls
    @Sean-wo7ls 2 роки тому +1

    I dont want to go to a mexican wedding and eat spaghetti, it insults my inner being

  • @FreshFusionZ
    @FreshFusionZ 3 роки тому

    1:00:00 Uncle joey should tape his uncle Vinnie sets for the patreon

  • @AuthenticProd
    @AuthenticProd 6 місяців тому

    This one’s heavy

  • @louisdicenso9478
    @louisdicenso9478 5 років тому +2

    WHAT THE F IS KALANTRO?

  • @johnnyblaze8827
    @johnnyblaze8827 6 років тому +1

    Coconut cervice 😁😂

  • @ink.or.die.337
    @ink.or.die.337 10 років тому

    Lee is high af! Lol

  • @NEWARK767
    @NEWARK767 3 роки тому

    46:26 LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!

  • @cinbro3080
    @cinbro3080 3 роки тому

    Wow coconut Ceviche. No way 😆

  • @mdp_-vn4bo
    @mdp_-vn4bo 2 роки тому +1

    45:12

  • @markgreer2705
    @markgreer2705 10 років тому +2

    mahi mahi is dolphin?hhahaha wow joey

    • @doobious1293
      @doobious1293 10 років тому +1

      The mahi-mahi (/ˈmɑːhiːˈmɑːhiː/)[2] or common dolphinfish[3] (Coryphaena hippurus) is a surface-dwelling ray-finned fish found in off-shore temperate, tropical and subtropical waters worldwide. Also known widely as dorado, it is one of two members of the Coryphaenidae family, the other being the pompano dolphinfish.

    • @markgreer2705
      @markgreer2705 10 років тому +2

      david jackson i stand corrected.

    • @reys3095
      @reys3095 10 років тому +2

      eat-ah diz-ick this is how we learn!

    • @arleyki
      @arleyki 10 років тому +1

      It's just the name of the fish 'DolphinFish' it aint no species of dolphin. Joey's eating mahi mahi thinking it's dolphin cause it's called dolphinfish on the menu....?.... Or he's trolling the fuck out of Lee and us, you decide.

    • @markgreer2705
      @markgreer2705 10 років тому +2

      DirtMcGirt BBJ i was being sarcastic as fuck.one thing i learned is dont argue with fools,and i dont know if you noticed but he cut and pasted his post straight from Wikipedia... He probably posted it from a tralier park using dialup while eating chicken of the sea and wondering why they left out the wing parts.

  • @bosseythehamster3709
    @bosseythehamster3709 3 роки тому

    What's up fool😂💪😎

  • @gpashenee
    @gpashenee 10 років тому

    Gotta love a Diaz saga . These are the shows I like. fuck that judo shit. but I love those road stories.

  • @dj2dope820
    @dj2dope820 8 років тому

    who is Dell Jones?

  • @describe9
    @describe9 10 років тому

    This podcast makes me want to jump up and down

  • @folderol-de-riddle
    @folderol-de-riddle 2 роки тому

    100:00 it happened