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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
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Felipe Esparza, Comedian, Winner Of Last Comic Standing and The What's Up Fool Podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt in studio.
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Music:
Like Suicide - Sound Garden
I Wanna Be Around - Tony Bennet
Warning - Biggie Smalls
Recorded on 10/27/2014
2024 and will always come back to church ❤
Like a soldier!!
I'm so happy Uncle Joey has another podcast but goddamn do I miss The Church! The world was a simpler place.
Lee is pimping with that Boston Yamaka.
I've never seen someone look so dumb in yamaka
@@Brrrrrt Lol, all yamakas look dumb
Punch of salt. 🥊🧂
@@fugginchit1 not lees
"Yarmulke". It's not a Japanese motorcycle. Ya know, just for future reference.
"You're vegan? What do you eat, crops?" hahaha
No
“You’re vegan, but your fat?, what do u eat crops?..”
Sugar and carbs make you fat. It's much easier to be fat on a vegan diet compared to a carnivore diet.
Tremendous
This quietly has become one of my absolute favorite pod casts. There are some people I could listen to talk forever. Diaz is one of them.
listened to this at work and just had to come home and see uncle Joey's disappointed face about the wedding food for myself, simply hilarious!
vegan wedding talk starts @ 42:13
Me too man! exactly the same story with me!
Mike Lummox how kind of you to specify the point in the podcast at which this part of the conversation occurs. Thanks so much.
Haha, that's the saddest I've ever seen Joey 😂
thank you. I was thinking about this podcast the other day and needed a laugh.
Same bro except I stopped working and watched this shit @ work leaning on my shovel 😂
One of my favorite podcasts with Joey giving Felipe shit about the vegan wedding
Lee stoned as a rock stil holding it together. Joe diaz walking the talk. Church.
Facts
It is great how something filmed 6 years ago can make me wanna go get tacos today.
Vegan Wedding talk @ 42:00
Joeys face + Lees laugh @ 46:27 priceless, watch lees eyes shoot straight to Joey once he mentions the coconut
You can tell that genuinely disappointed him.
46:25 when lee cracks up about the ceviche was fucking hysterical hahahaha
8 years later I’m still dying
Tremendous!!!!!
I always come back to this episode now and then. One of my favorite moments in podcast history. The Church was so cool.
"I'm going to a Mexican wedding. It overpowers the white side." 😂😂😂😂
This is up there on all time funniest churches and I've seen or heard all
@Trane Sonic cant forget ralphie may those are the 3 ogs that were with Joey in his savage days
I've been watching/listening to them all recently. This is top 10 for sure years down the line
Lee's laugh is easily funniest thing ever
We're gonna have a section... What? Where people kill themselves? - Uncle Joey. Classic!
Jason Yount 😂😂😂😂😂
I lost my mind with that part. Ha ha ha.
This is my introduction to Joey Diaz and His podcast. Men like this will be extinct in 20 years. Anyway, Joey despairing over no Mexican at Felipe's wedding had me laughing and respecting the guy so much. He knows his shit.
"when i see a bush that hairy, i knew she was locked up" Felipe Esparza
51:06 best part
I love how Felipe looked up at the ceiling when joey was talking about the guy hiding coke in the ceiling
Joey Diaz' face when Felipe says jackfruit tacos... Lol
that story about the 'lose my number' girl was enthralling
It doesn't get any better than Joey and Felipe together.
Listening in 2018
2020
2022 my doods
2023 welcome to the future
Hello all from future times
What's up fool!! Just discovered Felipe's podcast, he's my favorite guest on the Church, such good stories! Much love and respect to Joey, Lee, Felipe, and Rodrigo!
Love these classics
I can only imagine what Lee will look like when he's 40.. He already looks like he's 40.
I don’t think it’s possible to love the church more than I do!
that "dolphin" Mahi-mahi is a type of fish
They serve dolphin in Trinidad
Yo, yo, yo!!!!
I literally just finished watching To Live And Die In LA now waiting for the podcast to upload.
I'm ready, my muffla is clean and I'm ready to go DEEP in this shit!!!!
I would love to watch a movie of Joey's life, hes a great story teller, and has lived 5 lifetimes in 50 years.
F: I want to talk about our wedding rings
Joey: What are they made out of? Celery?
The hurt in Joey’s eyes listening to jackfruit 🤣
i been around a long time
joey gots da best dam stories i ever herd.
Listened to this already but had to see the visuals hahaha. Keep up the good work on the fitness journey Lee. Hit me up if you want any advice on ur macros etc
The podcast was once again tremendous Joey.
Thats my morning sorted... time to smoke a numba
Awesome Podcast!!!! Laughed my ass off here at work today!!
Felipe's vegan wedding 41:56
" I need something... a little piece of something that represent... I need somebody to shoot a gun" LMAO!!!!!
Lee was casually in the streets of chicago not realizing he was in a fucking warzone😭
I already know about certain parts in Chicago u gotta be VERY VERY careful, but u telling me every block and every street in Chicago u gonna get hit by a bullet?,
No shit if your right in front of the projects and u know u ain’t supposed to be there u already u know u fucked up, but i doubt the rich people living in the nice neighborhoods in Chicago are worried about gang/street violence unless they themselves are going to those certain parts, all I’m saying is Chicago is a beautiful city obviously it has its areas u don’t wanna go to but just stand clear of those areas and you’ll be fine.
@@Erikkkolivarezzz1937 FBG Duck, popular drill rapper from Chicago, was shot during the day in an _upscale_ business district and allowed to die by the police. You'd think those rich people you're talking about would be safe from "the projects" they are supposed to avoid 😂 but in reality it's not so simple.
@@sincereflowers3218
You’re absolutely right, the nice rich areas is just as gangster as the bad parts in Chicago, now i know.
@@Erikkkolivarezzz1937 no, but niggas got cars 🤣
That story about the hot blonde "12" and her friend is insane!
Like a soldier
The look on Joey's face when Esparza mentions vegan carnitas....!!!!
Joey "He did his 8 ball before for the first show" Lee "Is that fast?"
Funniest Church I've seen! Awesome!
31:39 LEE 😂Can’t stop laughing at Joey
Dammit I can't find the episode where the lady next store freaks out about the weed
Brian Argüello I'm looking for it too
Episode #166 but there's no video.
Had to share this with y'all.
ua-cam.com/video/lVWijArK4hE/v-deo.html
Around 14:30
Fucking hilarious.
"lee was gonna be a biker, but his fucking wheels fell off" this is the best podcast ever!!!!
1:22:46 Felipe said two eggs over easy with ranchero sauce.. that sounds like ranch dressing in spanish!!!
no ranchero sauce a spicy green or red salsa
Mexicans don't have ranch sauce, that shit is dairy. We didn't have cows back in the day, most of us are lactose intolerant, in fact.
eyyy speak for yourself homeboy, Mexicans are some of the most dairy consuming people i know, idk what region your family is from but youre dead wrong, ive never met a lactose intolerant mexican lollllll youre a rarity
SoV21 I've never met a lactose intolerant or a lactose sensitive Mexican.
48:44 👍
The whole fucking episode is HILARIOUS
Damn i miss this show
You guys always have awesome guests. Loved it!
Never thought I'd hear McAllen shouted out on a Joey Diaz podcast. Saludos
Man I was dying at the bit where Felipe was talking about food at his wedding. I’ve never seen joeys so disappointed lol. And I can relate, I love tex mex as a Texan and couldn’t imagine
1:26:20 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Back when they were only eating 30Mg haha!
Haha Lee taking 10gm edibles LMFAO I
Nah joey was slipping the 90 MG in the 30
That hair is BEAUTIFUL.
Muppets hair rock
Aliens's my hair is very similar but more coarse. If I don't put my hair up or braid it, I'll wake up lookin' like a tumbleweed. 😂
recorded on a monday
Lee bro it's French toast usually, and it's called a 1 eyed jack yo bud!
@48:52
*Destroys Water-bottle*
"That's It? Keep Playing It You Fuck!!!"- kills me every time.
"And murder was the case that they gave her!" 💯😂😂
this might be the best episode of the church def top 3 lmao
Vegan wedding. It's a no from me
vegan wedding sounds like a real mexican wedding when you can't afford meat and all you have is beans
This is the hardest I've heard Lee laugh
Im wondering if Joey ever got his burritos lmao
He didn't go to the wedding
I love how Felipe is going all vegan so he switched from meat to shitloads of sugar and gluten.....how is that healthy? lol
That Boston Yamaka. So dope! Chuuurrrchh!
Tremendous episode
46:25
Felipe had the actual idea for thriller events verzuz and UA-cam boxing in the 1:00:00
Only reason Joey the best they don’t do actual unskipplbe ads don’t start now
this was funnier with the visual element hah
@ 45:12
Felipe: we gonna have a section...
Coco: for they could all shoot them selves!?🤣
Beautiful story
This is the funniest episode of them all
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Joey is the fucking man!!! Best coke story ever!!!!
"What's with the questions?" - Flying Jew
I got a coke comedown by watching this podcast
Is he in superstore?
Haha the voice sync was off and this shit was HILARIOUS!!!
Why haven’t you had Jeff Garcia on?
Fuckign love felipe man
I dont want to go to a mexican wedding and eat spaghetti, it insults my inner being
1:00:00 Uncle joey should tape his uncle Vinnie sets for the patreon
This one’s heavy
WHAT THE F IS KALANTRO?
Coconut cervice 😁😂
🤦♂️🤦♂️
Lee is high af! Lol
46:26 LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!
Wow coconut Ceviche. No way 😆
45:12
mahi mahi is dolphin?hhahaha wow joey
The mahi-mahi (/ˈmɑːhiːˈmɑːhiː/)[2] or common dolphinfish[3] (Coryphaena hippurus) is a surface-dwelling ray-finned fish found in off-shore temperate, tropical and subtropical waters worldwide. Also known widely as dorado, it is one of two members of the Coryphaenidae family, the other being the pompano dolphinfish.
david jackson i stand corrected.
eat-ah diz-ick this is how we learn!
It's just the name of the fish 'DolphinFish' it aint no species of dolphin. Joey's eating mahi mahi thinking it's dolphin cause it's called dolphinfish on the menu....?.... Or he's trolling the fuck out of Lee and us, you decide.
DirtMcGirt BBJ i was being sarcastic as fuck.one thing i learned is dont argue with fools,and i dont know if you noticed but he cut and pasted his post straight from Wikipedia... He probably posted it from a tralier park using dialup while eating chicken of the sea and wondering why they left out the wing parts.
What's up fool😂💪😎
Gotta love a Diaz saga . These are the shows I like. fuck that judo shit. but I love those road stories.
who is Dell Jones?
This podcast makes me want to jump up and down
100:00 it happened