The Legend of John Piss

so me and my friends decided to make a lil' project that (if our programming skills which are basically nonexistent do not fail us) will turn into a game
John Piss, coming back from the store, went to the Church and he decided he really needs to shit. When he got home, he sat on the toilet and finished his business, but then, when he wiped his ass the Toilet suddenly sucked John Piss in. He woke up underground, with no idea where he is. The rest of the story will come with later tracks.

[@Brownies98]

Truly a Legend.

[@soritotito88]

best introduction of any story i've ever read

[@girl_rbxm]

AY TURN THIS SHIT UP
WE MAKIN IT OUTTA THE DEPTHS WITH THIS ONE!1!!

[@gadulizm]

ok