10 PRODUCTS THAT ARE ONLY FOR ALPHA MALES!
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ALPHA WOODS' VLOG ➡ • Home Video
DO YOU WISH YOU WERE AN ALPHA MALE? ARE YOU NOT REALLY SURE WHAT AN ALPHA MALE REALLY IS? WELL IN EITHER CASE, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE BECAUSE YOU HAVE JUST STUMBLED INTO A LIONS DEN FULL OF 3 REAL ALPHA MALES (OH THAT'S RIGHT) AND YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO EITHER RUN OR LEARN TO PLAY BIG ALPHA CAT WITH THE REST OF US. LUCKILY, WE HAVE FOUND 10 PRODUCTS THAT WILL HELP YOU KEEP UP WITH THE BIGGEST ALPHA MALES, AND BETTER YET HELP YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS LAST PARAGRAPH WAS EVEN ABOUT. ALSO FIRST LESSON, ALL ALPHAS ONLY USE CAPS. SPEAK WITH YOUR CHEST LIL BOY.
00:00 - Intro
02:30 - ALPHA BEER BRIEFCASE (CHUG CHUG CHUG)
05:48 - ALPHA SHIRTS TO SHOW OFF OUR MUSCLES
07:08 - WE FOUND THE MOST ALPHA WATCH YOU CAN BUY
10:00 - THIS CAN MAKE ANYONE TALK LIKE AN ALPHA
13:14 - EVEN ALPHA'S NEED SNACKS (LIKE THIS ONE)
15:09 - THE ONLY WEAPON AN ALPHA NEEDS BESIDES HIS HANDS
16:51 - AN ALPHA GUN CANE?
18:46 - JASON MAMOA THROWS AXES? SO DO WE. ALPHA MALES.
20:05 - NOTHING SAYS ALPHA LIKE NEEDING MEDICATION TO FOCUS AMIRITE.
22:26 - ALPHA'S BUY CIGARS. THATS IT. THATS THE PRODUCT BABY
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Woods driving home with a spear in his car-
Officer: "Do you have any weapons in the car?"
Woods: "Define 'weapon'."
This is amazing
Invalid Prompt.
"Yeah, these two guns are on display" (points at self in tanktop)
Matt: “Oh my gosh that would so kill you.”
Woods: “Good”
All viewers: *concern for woods increased*
Is he ok???
Everybody else I'mma get a gun to protect me
Woods:this is sparta
Am I the only one who thinks Woods actually kinda pulls off those tank tops?
I noticed that too.
I can already see the fanfic cogwheels turning in some of the viewers
@@david2.065 oh boy...
yes
Woods: I do feel everyone is looking at me.
Everyone else: That is because millions of people are currently looking at you.
Personalized beer is the most frat boy wedding thing ever... my cousin would totally do that lol
U all need to do a "things Karen's would buy" video!!
*gasp* yessssssssssssss
Yessss
Yesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesese
A "Live Love Laugh" poster, decorative sticker, or wooden thing.
@@41tinman41 Exactly
Woods simultaneously brings everything and nothing to this show and I love that
The title just made me remember those “Alpha Male” tiktoks that are super cringey
facts
Fuckin beta
Ya fr
Tiktok is cringey it self
U mean all tiktok
Matt: "that would so kill you"
Woods: "good"
Woods baby no
TiMe StAMp
Edit- nvm found it- 16:02
@@_eden318_ the bit about the spear I think. Cba to find the time
I loved this episode with Mac, Tyler, and Wyatt😅
Makes sense
I am Wyatt
@@wyattpence1179 such an alpha name haha
Tanner: Whoever eats this has problems.
Also Tanner: Currently eating the cereal.
To be fair, Tanner has never denied having problems...
@@Dargonhuman you are not wrong.
LMAO 🤣🤣
I have never been more excited then when I heard that Tanner plays dnd
dnd? What does that stand for?
@@pixelbird8327 dungeons and dragons
@@ayabongakhumalo1967 ohh thanks man
I thought the same thing XD he’s now even more my favorite
Now I want him to do a dnd series
So seriously when did Matt get a doggo
Same thoughtsssss
who cares when he got it, its a doggo its cute lol
I want to know what kind of doggo it is
@@cottoncandy2591 possibly a greyhound?
@@C_Liaxx I want know it’s name
Damn it, Woods always buys the stuff I want: A while back he bought a sword, no he's buying spears. Next he'll probably buy a shield.
He's gotta defend his home.
3:55 matt sends the undercover cop another drop 🤣
The title caught me WAAY off guard lol
I didn’t even see the male in the title till i saw this comment🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
“You could play a speech from Stalin” -Tanner
That surprised me. Stalin was horrible.
@@shalolly4310 tanner communist?
@@shalolly4310 no he isnt.
@@wafflelife6028 Stalin is a meme
@@shalolly4310 dude, they make jokes in their videos.
3:47
Matt: do you have the drop?
Woods: *gets 863 flashbacks*
SAME
True his face that he had
The three of them in tanks was just the best idk why 😂😂
And Jax is adorable
Matt: "How are you going to take it home?"
Woods: "On my motorcycle."
If you watched Woods vlogs you would be laughing.
I looked away for a second when you had 3 lights now you have 9 that was magic
Make it 11 ;-;
@@loadingjumpscare now if the TERRIBLE videos i made got this many likes. Probably need to stop making terrible videos. Nah, gotta go with my strength
what even is going on
6:17 sees Tanners WHITE shoulders…. Instantly thinks to spongebob movie meme “BALD BALD BALD, MY EYES!”
Why have I not seen any comments about Matt knowing what a woman’s tank feels like? Have I just missed something
He married with two kids, what u expect. Clothes belong to both people in a relationship.🤷🏻♀️
Woods looks so happy with that spear
In the beginning Matt looks like he is where’s wally in jail 😂
you means wheres waldo?
@@bass.beats.basics .-. Wut
I think that you probably don't live in the U.S. just based off that comment, basically its just the same thing
@@yourstruly4664 yeah
@@yourstruly4664 ohhh ok thanks lol I’m live in the uk 😂
Matt's dog just be chilling
Matthias is actually a pretty good actor lol. I loved when he walked in with the suit case and he didn't break character lol.
Burglar: *breaks in*
Woods: *runs in with spear* "YOU DUN GOOFED B****"
Burglar: *cries*
Also side note: companies cannot sharpen things before shipment. It's illegal. You have to sharpen it yourself.
Its not illegal sharp tools are allowed to be shipped you just need to declare it and have special permission. why do you think you can buy knives on amazon and ebay
@@shadowxxe u can buy knifes on amazon
Lol
A spear with a DIY spearhead
My hairdressing scissors arrived so sharp I cut my damn hand opening the packet they were in. 9 damn stitches
I stand by Woods' decision and reasoning for the way he made his cheese cracker combo
Yeah I always do that, mainly because crackers make a mess and turn into powder when you bite into them, when you put the cracker in the middle it doesn't make a mess
@@cottoncandy2591 wouldn't it crumble anyway though? Woods made it like that because he prefers getting more of the meat at the bottom bite :v
“Alright lil dude welcome to uncle chads crib, mini fridges over there help yourself I’m just gonna go pop a few games of fortnite and when I’m done I’ll show you how to shotgun a redbull”
Riley: otay
The fact that Woods was so happy to get his spear is both hilarious and mildly concerning…
Woods sounds like that one Stoned guy in a slasher movie
accurate
Can we just all appreciate that never EVER IN OUR LIVES! THAT WE HAVE SEEN A CHANNEL LIKE DOPE OR NOPE
This channel downgraded a lot
@@Hgh38 I agree. I remember it like yesterday when the channel was called Matthias and he actually used to uploaded quality videos that, unlike now, were not bombarded with ads. I was there since 200k
@@asad.saad.0 Don't want ads? Go to the end of the video then press the replay button. Gets rid of the ads 😉
@@AssSensei that doesn't get rid of the ads, they all play at once I think, and anyways I don't get ads because I use something called UA-cam Vanced which is only available through downloading an online APK and it has an option to disable ads. Many people don't have it and have to suffer watching ads. Regardless the quality of his videos has gone down significantly. Have a great day 😙.
@@AssSensei nvm, it does work but anyways the quality of the videos is down
"Take it to dnd?"
-matt
HMMMMM i may or may nit be playing dnd in a min lol
Matt: Did you bring the drop?
Me: Wrong channel Matt
He's tryna get his acting un-rusty lmao
Tanner being confused, Woods getting flashbacks...
i feel like woods is getting more into the groove of things each video he seems to be more and more like part of the group the first couple videos with him i feel like he didn’t talk much and was just there but now he’s really in it.👍🏼
Perfect timing on the Applebee's ad right after the "that's Vee" remark.
Why does it look like Matt isnt a dad, but Tanner does?😂
The gun cain looks like what The Joker used in the Batman movie from the 80s
Those cross fade close ups have a very “Tim & Eric” feel
Woods reaction to tanners burp is me with my two siblings 🥲🥲
Tanner: you robbed the wrong village
Start crying because of all the GG memories
The Younger brothers that were in Jesse James’ gang are in my family. We have pictures of them in our family history book, my great grandpa before he passed last year knew a lot about them.
I'm legitimately related by blood to Belle Starr 🙂
nobody:
Tanner the entire video: Th1s I5 So0 A1pHa Ma1e
Dope or nope and team edge videos in the same day what a good day
I love watching you guys, you make my day sooo much better. I have also been binge-watching all your videos.
I just want a whole video for Matt's dog so we get all the dog content
I fist saw that thumbnail and I though the 863 series had started again. Can't wait for the 863 series to start again
June 30 if I remember correctly
Imagine this video was a prank and they just bought Woods’ house 😂
Woods knows what's up! Cracker between the salami and cheese is a totally different experience - It also changes depending on if you go cheese-up or cheese-down.
Mac, Wyatt and Tyler is actually the best alternate names for them😂
I feel like it really fits them
@@brianorozco1074 soooo truuee
Tanner, what is your character in dnd? You guys should do a dope or nope for dnd related products!
Ayayayay finally u guys uploaded I have been waiting all week impatiently
Mac: Can you get arresed for that?
Tyler: Nooo, what are they gonna do, arrest you?
*Finally another Dope or nope video been patiently waiting for this.*
Yo guys I just joined as a member but I have been a subscriber for quite a long time! Thank you for making these videos for us guys and I personally love watching your videos.
3:46 Didn’t know we were on the 863 channel lol.
“I’m gonna turn into a kitty.” - Tanner 2020 21:18
Um, dude, 2020? We're half way in to 2021.
@@santhony1978 😂
seriously love this episode. Yall should have more like these.
This video is exactly the level of meme that made this channel good in the first place. Love it!
hey Jacks:) that is one handsome dog, and he sure suits Matt well:)
Dog is so cute.
Me seeing the axe and getting transported back to rekt days
Matt: What is your snack of the day woods?
Woods: Has a whole paragraph on what his snack is and like the back story of how his snack come to be.
Came to be*
@@mura_saki I did not know what else to put!
Do 10 products to prepare you for summer, I know there was a similar video but now theres corona less products and its corona so yeah.
*Alpha Brain* 🅰️🧠
"I'm gonna turn into a kitty!" 😹
i really like how happy Woods become about the spear :D
Woods getting excited for a spear is so gold
Do a video "10 things from a random word generator"
Y'all look like a new kids on the block cover band, love it
Matt has a dog now?
I love him even more now
I haven't watched these guys in years, good to know they're still great
I want to see someone use the toothbrush in the background
I believe Tanner used a similar Toothbrush on "Top Ten Largest Products that Actually Work".. Or something like that.
Matt has to start a dog channel now with his dog. I have to see him do fun stuff with Jax.
Dude! Ok I just had to say goodbye to my childhood home of 30 years just a week ago! I was super emotional about it as well lol. It's just so weird that I'll never go to that house again and since I live an hr away I have no reason anymore to even go through that area.
Okay?
woods is so happy about his spear🥺 it’s so heartwarming
"Shut up Tyler"
- Mac 2021
Wow 617 episodes in and its still not getting old
I’m happy every time you guys upload, keep it up.
Ive missed these videos love them so much
Woods covering himself up with a cushion when he feels uncomfortable is something I do 😂😂
love from dope or nope team ❤❤❤
Haven’t even watched yet but liked immediately. Dope or nope drops content, intsa like.
I haven’t laughed like this in a long time. Thank you guys!
Jax is so cute! (I hope that’s how it’s spelled😅)
The one video where woods could’ve actually just gotten tools smh
Thanks dope or nope for helping me through depression 😅
yessss an upload!
For the next video y’all should do the most unsatisfying thing we could find
Megaphones are more of a male Karen thing.
Male and female karen's lol
Definitely
Jax just biting the table 😂
hey i love your vids ive been watching sence the first dope or nope XD i dont rember the ep tho hope yall keep being your funny selfs
Are you still responding within the first 30 mins like the old days?
Also still happy to see how far this channel has come over the years
I miss the old days! Especially Suga Brown Micheal
@@lesliefriddle8185 You know Michael wasn't around in the "good ol' days," right?
Yes, they went from silly guys, beginning a company. And now they're rich assholes with egos the size of Texas.
@@lesliefriddle8185
Agreed.
Michael**
@@lesliefriddle8185
I miss Gunner most.
You should do an entire episode on 3D printed products!! 😎
Pls do “ten disgusting things people actually buy”
Another amazing video
Love Woods's shirt
The tank top
It suits him better than Matt and Tanner
Next video: Top 10 products Russians would definitely use
First product: Bear
Second product: Vodka
Third product: The people’s pistol
Fourth product: Potatoes
Fifth product: AK-47s
@@brianorozco1074 the people’s pistol
@@brianorozco1074 You forgot potatoes and AK-47s.
@@brianorozco1074 LMAO 🤣🤣
A very Tanner moment in Tyler body - 'pumpernickel bread' 😂
Love your vids