The Modern Jedi General SING-A-LONG you've been looking for...!

Hate the Acolyte? Think Star Wars couldn't get any worse? Like Musicals? Well, meet Scruffy! The Modern Jedi General as he SINGS about the greatest time in Star Wars HISTORY!
SING-A-LONG!
LYRICS
I am the very model of a Modern Jedi General,
I’ve accessed data holocrons from archives in the tem-ple
I know the Jedi Council and their battles quite historical
From Tattooine to Yavin5 in order categorical.
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
Like making jumps to hyperspace it ain’t like dustin’ crop-sicles,
With mitochlorian theory I am teeming with a lotta views.
BRIDGE
That prequel Lucas babble was a lotta verbal vomit spews.
I sometimes visit places like Mos Eisley but they’re seedier;
I know the scientific names of things on wookipedia:
In short because of holocrons I found inside the tem-ple
I am the very model of a Modern Jedi General.
I know our mythic history from our Sith Lords to the Solo twins;
I built a light sword with the plans I stole from Master Anakin,
To quote my Master Yoda in his backwards swampy wisdom speak,
I do or do not because trying makes a jedi warrior weak;
I can fly an Xwing, Tie, Slave1 or Craft Naboobian,
My Kessel run was topped by just one smuggeling Corellian
I've blown up Death Stars One and Two with plans of Bothan origins.
BRIDGE
While humming Luke and Leia themes conducted by John Will-ee-ums,
I can use the force to lift a ship or throw a TrooperStorm,
And tell you every detail of Slave Leia’s Jabba uniform.
In short because of holocrons I found inside the tem-ple
I am the very model of a modern Jedi General.
In fact, I know the difference ‘tween the Lapti Nek and Yub Nub song
I fight with Rancors, Sarlaccs, Sith and Wampa Monsters all day long,
I'm willing to forget the Clone Wars and the Prequels Lucas made,
As long as Favreau hooks me up with Jedi princess Mara Jade.
When I have learned what progress has been made in modern laser swords,
When I know fully why Chewbacca never got his just Rewards,
In short, when I can stomp out all the Darths like Maul and Sidious.
BRIDGE
You’ll say a better Jedi General has yet to co-exist.
With my military knowledge, though adventure I will crave it not
We brought an Empire to its knees and ushered in the Disney lot
But with the data holocrons from archives in the te-em-ple
I am the very model of a modern Jedi General!!!!!

[@athenesbarnowl816]

Artistically done

[@DavidAcuff]

I thank you, the Jedi Council thanks you!!