Hammond, Clarkson and May Braking Compilation

Top Gear and Grand Tour stars using their brakes. That's all there is to it.
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Episodes:
Merc vs Rolls 11.5 (ffs. I forgot this one but it should be here)
16.4 BMW 328i
Australia 22.2
France Morris marina 13.5
Mazda vs vw 20.5
9.3
lorry ep 12.1
10.4 crash
gt2.11
16.4 Pagani zonda
gt3.1 senna
train 17.4
gt1.11

[@reetikjena]

*everything's going wrong*
Jeremy: I've got no brakes
Richard: YOUVE HIT ME
James: monkies

[@NissanGTR32]

Lmaoo

[@emanuelepoma9046]

Monkeeeeee

[@ikramhakimimohdhassan7276]

Incorrect.
James: Oh cock

[@rust5846]

i like how Jeremy says "ive got no brakes" so many times the actual time he has no brakes no one believes him

[@artemis4575]

Monkies, said james

[@JSSStudios]

​Monkeys.

[@sotkajarvi]

I love it when you see Clarkson brake and stop his 944 and suddenly you hear May: “COCK”! And he hits his piano! 😂😂😂
It never gets old!

[@sukhdevr3489]

Perfectly timed🤣

[@weiwei4enova]

0:54, hahahahahaha

[@sarthaksingh5237]

The *CLANG!* too! Hilarious!

[@andrepang7874]

What episode was itv

[@sotkajarvi]

@@andrepang7874 S13E05

[@AUS_BR_Engine_Studios]

3:04 The bird just had a heart attack

[@jargonizations]

Clarkson: *accelerator stuck* *hits hammond*
Hammond: *angry hamster noises*
James: Mmm monke

[@jaakkot5440]

I love that sudden statement from James 2:56

[@rust5846]

monkes

[@DrewSavo]

You missed the one from the final episode where they buy SUVs and Clarkson nearly goes into a muddy pool of effluent.
“HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY Mother of GOD that was close! Many poos shot out of my anai!”

[@DakshSrivastava101]

There was one where they were using track day cars KTM X-bow etc. and one where James jumps off the runway in the jaguar in grand tour.

[@join_hybrid.discord]

We need an "across the line" compilation

[@michaelm5542]

Bit repetitive maybe?

[@dinamitemaster]

That would be an hour long and get boring after 30 seconds

[@crispydankmemes]

@@dinamitemaster an hour?!! AN HOUR!?? Dude do you know how many episodes of TG and TGT there are?!!

[@haybaler97]

These Top Gear compilations are taking up an alarming amount of my life and I’m totally good with that😂

[@aaazzz8920]

You can do episode series for car brands like all mercedes episodes all bmw episodes etc

[@niksv4165]

Not a bad idea. At least 20 ideas

[@TurtleMC1993]

Wicked idea

[@hassanmohammed9961]

@@niksv4165 please do an alfa romeo one , it'll probably be short tbh but id love it

[@itsPikachu]

@@niksv4165 why not add kias

[@Portabella56]

Every car review that hammond, clarkson and may hate

[@zackjack12]

I thoroughly enjoyed the part where they pressed the brake pedal.

[@remainer242]

no I like it when they press the brake pedal!

[@jackb.2245]

It was even better when they pressed the brake pedal!

[@JetFalcon710]

Bullflak, the best part is when they pressed the brake pedal!

[@a8495turtle]

@@JetFalcon710 no, clearly the top part was when they pressed the brake pedal

[@elliothunter2579]

"SOME POO'S COME OUT" - Jezza, 4:24.

[@DRaKe6900]

"Many poos shot out of my ani!"

[@mossabelkarim2668]

which episode is that ??

[@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire]

@@mossabelkarim2668 the train one

[@sukhdevr3489]

I can't believe the M6 has better brakes than the GTR.

[@_Zekken]

@@sukhdevr3489 GTR was like, a 5-6 year old design at the time of filming, whereas the BMW was a brand new model with newer technology.

[@sukhdevr3489]

@@_Zekken Yeah, that's true. The GTR was built at a lower cost too or with lower quality parts.

[@spartank1337]

I think the gtr is heavier than even the saloon m6

[@justarandomguy3969]

I can, its a bmw

[@dbclass4075]

@@spartank1337 The difference in drivetrain (AWD vs. RWD) affected their weight.

[@ethancampbell6076]

0:53 Never forget this

[@mitchtange8029]

3:00 Jeremy and Richard: crashing into each other while Jeremy panics about having no brakes
James: M O N K E S

[@ilfordino-fordfiestatutori8725]

Please do the ultimate Top Gear "laugh compilation" from the beginning of the serie to the end!!!

[@niksv4165]

In the works

[@ilfordino-fordfiestatutori8725]

@@niksv4165 yes!!

[@nonautemrexchristus5637]

3:00 is my medicine for today

[@joel8182]

We need a "let's not get bogged down" compilation

[@JonesBrothersProductionsiac]

It amazing that even they can turn a whole thing of brakes into something entertaining and it somehow being a thing for old Top Gear.

[@kopasz3673]

For *some reason* it’s always Jeremy whose brakes “don’t work”

[@damemearena2142]

Brakes

[@beatfromjetsetradio8239]

@@damemearena2142 You beat me to it.
Good eye.

[@kopasz3673]

@@damemearena2142 Edited it, thanks.

[@stickshiftsonly93]

Orangutan feet can't brake properly 😂

[@Lavernator]

Because he always buys the most run down cars, plus has no mechanical sense compared to the others

[@ghosthost92gaming73]

It’s 4am and I just laughed rather loudly at “a bit of poo has come out”
🤣

[@jkeith798]

2:00 "I should imagine he's clenched in there!" 😂😂😂

[@AkiraHartono]

My favourite is James May's terrifying 3rd way of stopping a big lorry😂😂

[@lachlanpike5469]

And the extended lavatory break

[@ciarancundelan7570]

Favourite braking moment of all time has to be when Jeremy lost braking in the Maserati in the Italian Cheap Car Challenge 😂😂

[@NemesisRTCW]

He lost the engine as well.
Well technically he didnt lose it, as he had it all gathered in a bucket.

[@sam.fridayyy]

3:00 “Monkes”
- James May

[@ZJS0113]

"They're not amused at being used as a brake"

[@AAAA-oy3ye]

1:30 I once tried to ran over a pedestrian in my Toyota with TSS-P(Which is older/inferior than TSS2.0), The auto braking works on pedestrian, but it does not work with vehicles.

[@rust5846]

i think its cuz he came in at an angle

[@NoName-st6zc]

3:11 Jeremy can't take it and neither can i. Man, that was just too good 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lt.bagelbites6969]

Can we please get Clarkson, Hammond, and May expecting a Fanfare compilation?
EX: “the mayor of Loughborough will be here to congratulate me- and oh…. No one is here…”

[@HolyBread]

In the midst of chaos the only thing James can say is "Monkies"

[@D4n12009]

1:28 "CLARKSOOOOOOONN"

[@henrythman]

*jeremy* lightly taps drum kit
*james* completely obliterated piano

[@NICKatronMC]

James’ laughing at the beginning has me laughing

[@bensyroishka6335]

You know they are great when you can literally laugh so hard and live a video just of them braking

[@kokodjamba6657]

2:15 Alligator is watching 39th braking test in his life

[@hielikepie1301]

To stop fast, hit a wall.
Easy :)

[@perkmaster979]

James actually wanted to run Clarkson down 😆

[@MASINAASSASSINA]

The fact that these guys are stil alive after all the 20+ seasons is insane

[@pwrkeyring4619]

We need a compilation of may being scared of heights

[@50FiftyPence50]

Oooooooooooooo that hurt my faaaaace! 😂 When I first seen that episode I was thinking that looked like it hurt his face

[@marcstark8747]

I read: hammond, clarkson and may barking compilation
still enjoyed it

[@tK-be6ns]

I read this as Hammond Clarkson and May Baking Compilation. But that would be a different show.

[@nevansanchez6886]

0:55 " dude I was trying to play piano

[@f00kinglasrsights89]

0:55 Got me deeeeeead

[@Spitznock]

"Try and run me down."
"Oh, alright."

[@worldsyoungestcarguy2529]

3:00 : "Monkeys"

[@tryhardgames1907]

Hammond?
May: are you Alive
Clarkson: Alligators Mate

[@normalguycap]

James took that water on him really really well.

[@benwright3234]

Why did I enjoy a video of people slowing down so much

[@horvatharamadrasan]

For some reason, I read "Braking" as "Barking" 🤦🏻‍♂️
I was thinking of Clarkson (and Hammo) in the Chernobyl episode 😂

[@azamiruddin]

Hi thanks.

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

You could make full episodes with all these clips!
(Is that kinda why you do it haha? I know it’s a good way to getaway from copy strikes)

[@blueenergyking4255]

"I've lost a skull"
" monkeys 🐒 "

[@Dy1an.k]

When he said "monkeys" i really felt that

[@blindtherapper2470]

4:08 heheheheee

[@AkiraHartono]

2:45 to 3:05 is just chaos hahaha

[@twistedjosh14]

Hearing James may yell "COCK" will never not be funny

[@sukibutter6092]

We all can agree that the old epsiodes were the best

[@PRob222]

Trio all sitting in one car, a rare video idea

[@Thomas_Bergel]

Samir, you‘re braking the car!

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

0:56 noooo poor capri

[@Littlest_luth]

which episode was it where jeremy drove the mazda and may drove the vw

[@Yesnomaybeidontknowcan]

Can we have a blinking compilation next?

[@gabegimbertakapolo4949]

This should be called Hammond, Clarkson, and May braking and not so much braking

[@elijahstevenson2546]

4:18 Me: DIESEL, WATCH OUT FOR CLARKSON!

[@keiztrat]

When is Stalling compilation coming? 🤔

[@Elliewillamssupreme]

I read this at “barking”

[@mariusbrabus]

1:24 LMAO!

[@sergeantscumbag2116]

My f30 335i has the brembo duel piston brakes I left the dealership after getting new brakes tapped them leaving the lot nearly went through the windshield

[@zohaibhussain6100]

My thumb *braking* the like button

[@tobiaspellondou5907]

Next, do a hammond clarkson and may driving a car compilation

[@Kxji]

Missed the SLR and SL65 Brabus.

[@arthurodish2259]

2:57 "Monkeys!" 🤣🤣

[@ashleybuckley5594]

Can you do a Clarkson Hammond and May "Poo" compilation please?

[@elijahstevenson2546]

3:16 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@junior_w9667]

The only way to stop faster is to hit a tree🤣🤣

[@didgereemedia194]

How about understeer? Or superb acceleration

[@kineticdeath]

missing James May in the zonda!

[@aggy81]

hammond's breaks in his barbie police car

[@itsjosh8790]

You missed..
“Many pooos shot out of my ani "

[@krisultrarated2180]

The first clip was nearly the same Wien throttlehouse testet the Tesla model s plaid

[@EJMags]

2:59
top 5 top gear specials

[@chantalandrusevich8799]

The part where James crashed into the piano, which episode was that?

[@janoslehr1256]

"Seeking petrolhead heaven in three £1500 rear-wheel drive coupes"
Series Thirteen, Episode Five

[@Jeremy_Hill_2020]

0:54 James May: "cock!" *crashes into piano*

[@donaldkcid5512]

I misread it i thought it's barking damn I'm waiting for them to bark..

[@Craig-ge8to]

You can feel the horror of nearly get crushed by a train in the scene with Jeremy

[@caredge07]

What about the Columbia special when hammond almost hits Jeremy and slams on the breaks

[@julianrock5665]

Damn the zonda r is a fucking mean looking car

[@richardgoed8101]

"the only way to stop faster is to hit a tree"

[@StageByOne]

3:11 funniest

[@Icod_Saint]

4:09 😂

[@carterberg6582]

James may saying "cock" will forever be funny

[@r32fan92]

Where’s the clip of James may’s rolls Royce in India when he brakes and the horn blasts

[@user-ub4wt6ch1n]

круто

[@pedinhuh16]

0:54

[@PerJonsson.]

3:11

[@mycroftsanchez901]

Jeremy's brakes are not working....until a tree is in his path then the wheels lock up and they work just fine.

[@adameuszlewandowski1532]

May 2022 braking went wrong

[@Lincolntowncoupe]

Braking compilation
First clip: brakes don't work

[@paraskevaspapantonakis]

1:10 what episode is this

[@jacobbahr9316]

S20E5