Once, I had this goose on during an online assessment and I didn’t have time to turn it off so every time I was answering questions, my teacher walked by thinking I was playing a game c:
LOL my brother and his friends played truth or dare and my brother got a dare and his friend "Chris" dares him to download this on our moms computer *for now, lets just say that didn't go well.*
2:46 me:this seems familiar Me after:how many shrimps do u have to eat Before u make ur skin turn pink Eating much and you'll be sick shrimps are pretty rich The best part:dududududuh duh duh duh duh duh duh
nobody says about the goose complimenting him? if i saw that i would feel really happy, a “virus” goose who’s programmed to annoy you, says you’re doing good in a game it doesn’t know.
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PART 2 IS OUT NOW!! :D
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Wow!
YAYYYY
Chris why did you heart your OWN comment, bit weird but ok
Thx for the hreat
Yay thank u so much !
Chris: Tries to do robeats
Goose: lets pretend that we didnt see that
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Everyone’s talking about the goose but no one is talking about how Chris could do the ro beat combos and stuff
Yes
Chris Gaming Yes
@@cher6323 Yes
C. Edith Herrera *yes*
@@tealmizu7068 Y E S
**Goose Appears**
Goose: *"I rule humanity"*
o
XD
LOL
the fact the goose just brought dancing pigeons at the start of the first song was just hilarious
Immanity?
Everyone: *talking about the goose*
Me: *wondering why he's doing a Christmas song even tho it's not Christmas on the first song*
its almost xmas now so its fitting
The comment was 5 months ago
it is now 2021
ITS KRIMAAAA
@Bauti I didn't fall for that trick because I saw it everywhere.
Chris: can do it with goose virus
me: can’t do it even on the first 5 notes or so.
Same
Boi I can't play 1 level songs cuz it's slow
Same
Can you stop the goose virus? Is it a bad virus? I’m getting kinda worried
Maroraki Sen you can
6:34 the goose said: "yametekudasai" XDDD
Lmao
Daga kotoar
Goose:
XD NO A+-
OSNCNNAKMXKDKWJDOOCK
NOOOO
PLS
im gonna kill u
im unsubscribe u
PLS
STOPPPP
YAMETEKUDASAI
@@sillymans daga kotoware
Jojo reference?
First, ill edit this once im done watching the vid
haha goose make you go grrrrrr
epic vid tho
Bruh 😂
@@ChrisuYT bruh
Goose can do everything
Yes
*hjonk*
Yease
Yes
Even play robeats
Why does the goose look like a pet from adopt me
baby but parent
*I SEE NO DIFFRENCE*
Lol i just notice yeah lol
adopt a tree lol
Swan
Me with a touch screen when the goose steals my cursor: *w o o p s, t r y a g a i n .*
Hehe big brain time
Its gonna steal your hands m8
watch as it rips your arm off
@@Derdre yes
Big brain
Me: **Trying to politely ask goose to stop blocking the screen with some goose memes-**
Goose: *yOu SaId SoMeThIn'???*
Yep
Yep
Yep
“You mess with the honk, you get the bonk.” -goose
greenE360 you ruined the chain
" How many shrimps do u have to eat?! "
Goose:
Eats cursor :)
Bruh
Excuse you?
Excuse you?
5:53 I would be mad by now 😔✌🏼
👀
cool
Poowpoeweeeweewoewpeoweopowepepoeworopropwerpro i was trying to play in real life on ipad xD
Your welcome for 69 likes
Hok do it ri soty jsrd to tyope with f4et
Goose: *honk*
Chris: CAN YOU NOT-
*_HONK._*
AHH IM BACK
*h o n k*
Chris: plays everything right*
Me who cant play monday night monsters for 2 seconds without doing something wrong: 👁👄👁
Idk what is ro beats btw
I think its just ro playing random beats..
@@_Unknown420_ ro beats are a game in roblox
@Just an Cat lol
the first 2 seconds is nothing
noob
goose give dirt in screen, goose gives notepad, goose give memes, goose eat your mouse, and chris is really mad for disturbing him
Ikr 😒
First like
goose: I’m sorry
Chris: I don’t care
Goose: ;-;
The keyboard sounds like a tap dancer 🤣😂
Xd
Gonna like but its at 69 likes.
Xd
OK so I might sound like a boomer but what does xd mean
@@Iosi_Mech its like a emoji like XD a happy face with x eyes.
0:48 goose virus is helpful for once
Unreal Gaming loli
Once 😒
Chris Gaming xd
@@ChrisuYT yeah, once
LOLLL
Me: pays attention to the goose
Also me: looks over at what Chris is doing... **confused screaming intensives**
Goose: *Honk*
Subtitle: _vamos_
*Vamos to París amigo*
@Just an Cat ik
@@Guyfrombladerunner :awesome:
@@Guyfrombladerunner wait wha- its patched
He was using only 5% of his power
Ono
“My OwO just turned into a OnO”
Rip chris gaming's pc when the goose used 100% of his power
TwT
Once, I had this goose on during an online assessment and I didn’t have time to turn it off so every time I was answering questions, my teacher walked by thinking I was playing a game c:
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Chris: playing ro-beats
The goose: im boutta end this man whole career >;)
intense keyboard clicking
Goose: I’m gunna try to ruin this whole mans career
(Mostly talking about the keyboard clicking at the start)
Song name list :D
Music No. 1 - 0:46 - It’s “Norma Sheffield” by “Jingle Bells (Norma Sheffield Eurobeat Remix) | Xmas”
Music No. 2 - 2:42 - It’s “Kero Kero Bonito” by “Flamingo (WTN3 Remix)
Music No. 3 - 4:35 - It’s “Angelic Jelly” by “t+pazolite”
no. 2 is flamingo by kero kero bonito 🗿
when you play ro beats but you dont have friends
audience:
goose: **walks through computer**
bytefence on my computer: HI SISTERS
Chris: STOP!
Goose: *do you even know... WHO I AM?!*
goose be like: *i am now the new supreme leader of evil c:
Dont trigger or rekt me or im coming to your house
Wot u said
Peace was never an option
The ducks dancing plus the christmas song is perfect
- jingle bells start -
Geese: *dancing intensifies*
Goose: You mess with the Honk you get the Bonk
Me while playing tower of hell: yo yo chill chill
Lol
(Chris: *Kills Da Goose* )
(Everybody: REEEE NOOOO 😭😭😭😭 DA GOOOOSEEEEEEE )
Oof
LOL my brother and his friends played truth or dare and my brother got a dare and his friend "Chris" dares him to download this on our moms computer
*for now, lets just say that didn't go well.*
What happened?
What the app
Goose be like: Looks Chris I brought u some memes :D
Chris: StOp bLOcKinG My screen
Goose when chris closes it: peace was never a option
Me: playing flight simulator on Roblox
Goose: prepare to crash your plane :)
Bruh xd
RIP doggo Chris.
F in the chat for Doggo Chris.
F
RIP
F
F
No one :
Not even James charles :
Me : Wow he’s so good
Everyone : Sis- Were looking at the goose!
Lmao
James Charles cousin (Me): ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
Oh God, I got that virus too😂
"Peace was never an option" Yea, with this goose, everything is impossible
Is no one gonna talk about the clicks asmr 👌🏻✨
shut up gacha
Goose : la la la la la la
You : YO YO STOP REEE AHHhh
Goose : la la la (chill)
You : AAAHHHHHHHHHH * Smash keyboard*
Aaaaaa
Cursor: time to click in Robeats! Goose: *im about to end this mans whole career*
Nonono
Lol
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Goose:Imma end this mans whole
career.
idk
that dancing duck fits really well with jingle bells
2:29 RUNNING IN THE GOOSE ITS THE ONLY WAY TO GO FREE IM JUST RUNNING IN THE GOOSE
Goose: drags a meme and not Epad
Chris gaming: close the tab
Goose: OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU *drags a mouse *
Second? 6:44
😔
2:46 me:this seems familiar
Me after:how many shrimps do u have to eat
Before u make ur skin turn pink
Eating much and you'll be sick shrimps are pretty rich
The best part:dududududuh duh duh duh duh duh duh
Yes
Im not bothered about the goose,
*im curious about about how healthy his eyes are--*
Bruh
@@ChrisuYT w u t
2:28
Goose : don't disturb my things
Goose : Gonna steal your mouse
Goose after trying to stealing the mouse : GOTTA GO FAST
I love how this joyful music plays as the goose is like “mess with the honk you get the bonk”
5:23 Its so hard to watch the combo go to waste
me : * keeps on replaying that part *
Goose: I'm Going to End This Man Whole Career
Lol
2:13 song?
flamingo (WTN3 Remix)
Goose: my awesome day :D
Christ: STOP BLOCKING MY COMPUTER!!! I CANT SEE!!
Goose: good work! :D
This guy: deletes the memes
Goose: and I took that personally
nobody says about the goose complimenting him? if i saw that i would feel really happy, a “virus” goose who’s programmed to annoy you, says you’re doing good in a game it doesn’t know.
**but seriously 69K subs wen** and on a side note, they say that cursor was never seen again...
Oof
1:10 Your keyboard Sounds like it's *tapdancing*
chris: *doing jingle bells*
me: *hears keyboard noises*
I know right ;-;
2:28 Chris- ima just close this
*a few seconds later*
Chris- whoa whoa
XD XD
Goose:GeT oUtTa HeRe CoRoNa!
Goose:It'S gOoSoNa TiMe!!!
Lol
2:46 the combos that he made it is how many time i will punch this goose
Lmao
When he said *honk*
*i felt that*
Same
Honk
The keyboard:*makes noises*
Me:👁👄👁 only focus on keyboard
Atleast you have a supportive goose friend
How do you get the goose?
It looks cute ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
you download it from the internet and open the goose.exe!
dont do it tho
its a virus
@@strxwberri its not
just hold ecs for 20 seconds and its gone
@@scribbl3_ What's it called😭😭
“You mess with the honk you get the bonk”
There something i want say.... it's: honk
Honk
HONK
phonk
bro the music that you use in these videos gives me so much nostalgia
desktop goose: i have no fear
task manager: exists
desktop goose: *HELP ME I AM SCARED*
am I first :c
👀
Chris Gaming:Can we get 500 likes for reviving goose?
The Goose:Igit Imma head out
Goose can eat
Goose can sleep
Goose attacs
Goose is meme king
*Goose can intimidate Chris games with memes*
omg i love ur vids i subscribed also what video editor you use???????????????????????????
i want to edit my videos thanks for making me have fun
Him: concentrating on the robeats
the comments: keyboard asmr
me: just vibing with the goose and music
The ducks cute
Also when he uses his little beak to bring out those photos XD
Chris: *tries to play some RoBeats*
The Goose: yes but actually no
1:06 even the goose likes your beats 🤣
Chris gaming: pls stop
Goose:
this sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!
Wait is this Chris gaming hi Chris gaming hey yall Chris gaming is my friend on roblox
Right off the bat you are every talented 0:59
"Mess with the Honk, You get the Bonk" tf?? 😂
The Goose be looking cute though 🌝
I bet he can beat witty mod in fnf..
TRY
Also i like the flamingo song you played
You:stop blocking my screen
Goose:i try to help you ;-;
At the first you say: what are you doing duck then duck: SHUT UP
6:29
The duck only wanted to show new memes to chris xd
I love how the song goes well with the key sounds
Chrisu: this goose is disturbing me , also chrisu character: T
1:51 this should be:
good work.
you: thx
anyway i think this goose is friendly to us bc he wants to be friendly
chrisu:HOW DARE YOU DISTRACT ME! the goose:honks (stonks)
I am literally so happy I can watch another youtuber without like 1 million robux
The goose witring "Good work" was kinda cute
The honk is from untitled goose game, I've played it, it's gud :D
Bruh he's so good at robeats
Edit: After some practice, I can probably do the songs he plays.
Are we not gonna talk about the fact hes getting every single note perfect??
Woah woah woah
The second sone is my favourite song
🎵 how many shrimps do you have to eat 🎶
One question if you were gonna make a video roblox vs virus I think virtual machine would be great just saying also you make great video
It was so wholesome. When he said good work
3:55 the flamingo song but the flamingo looks like a goose lol