YALL ARE MISSING THE BEST QUOTE; "Sorry, queens busy right now, you get the bitch." THE SCREAM I HAD TO HOLD BACK BECAUSE THAT WAS THE MOST BADASS SHIT!
Now that I think about it my friend is dating someone that hurt her in the past and I’m just waiting for him to do it again and I already planned his death
The part where he told her it was Jehovah's Witnesses at the door killed me. XD This man reminds me so much of my dear friend from college. He was gay and treated me so well that my standards for the guys I actually dated were higher as a result. I loved him very much so it was such a joy to hear someone like him in an audio. It was like getting a hug from a friend. So seriously, thank you.
He was ranting about how mad he was and what he was going to do, and then the little yoink when he grabbed the phone had be cracking up😂😂 It was so random, I love it
Yo this roommate seems a Lil ~🍎🍊🍓🍉~ But seriously you're underrated as hell- this is so good so far. Your acting is seriously amazing, I love the roommate. If he was real I'd love to be his friend
we just broke up and i was crying my eyes out then i listened to this, now i'm laughing and wishing i had a bestfriend like you, thank you, you helped me more than you can imagine.
I literally went rolling with laughter. 🤣🤣🤣 There is SO much gold in these few minutes of audio. I can't stand it. 😂😂 😂 Thank you for making this. 10/10! 👌
Okay this was a sucky situation to play out but damn I laughed a lot. I think I lost it at “tweedledee and tweedledipshit” Oh I thoroughly enjoyed this, thank you ☺️
This reminds me so much of a close friend of mine. I shared it with them and it's confirmed this is exactly how they'd react in this situation. It's really comforting and kinda calming, tbh.
omg this is how a bestie talkes XD i love it, the names he calls us in this vid i love it and when he said " i need tea to survive" bitch same, this is the man you can talk shit about person with XD This really made my day
I love the energy in the studio today. Very glad I clicked this Edit: him: I got a third eye for shitty men Me: same but only when My friends are dating them
This was the most beautiful audio ever 🤣 this is the kind of person I need in my life just making u feel like a queen - thank u for blessing us with this audio
him: im aware that you don't want to talk about it and you are aware that i need tea to survive now spill me: laughing my head off because the best line i had heard
Just found you within the last hour and so far I have loved all the content. You are amazing and very comforting, you definitely have a new subscriber 💕😊 Edit: just finished the video and all I have to say is pop off king 👑
Knowing this is caricature of you personally, makes this ten times better. I would definitely be your bff if this is what I get (and don't worry, you'll get all the tea).
Okay. I’m not into relationships (no hate on those who are), so, of course, I have never experienced a break-up. But hearing this made me laugh so much. The way you worded your words would probably have me screeching like a banshee from laughter if I went through a break-up and hearing this. This would cheer me up in no time.
so ive been seeing this guy for about a month. from what I can tell hes really sweet and I like him a lot. He ghosted me 3 times and wont give me an explanation going days whithout answering. he messaged me yesterday saying he misses me and wanted to message back and forth or talk on phone after I get off work (cuz we live a a little ways apart) he ghosts me again and I havnt head from him. Im torn because hes just just an amazing person but hes hurt me 3 times and making it a habit.
No bc this is what some of my friends reacted when I vented to them and him being sassy made me laugh sm that I can't concentrate on getting into character lmao
tho ive never experienced a break up, this made me cry because it reminded me of a very close friend who suddenly went ghosting people around them and switched to hang out with somebody else 😅
“I’m aware you don’t want to talk about but you are also aware that I need tea to live so spill”
XD dude I need this man as my friend like now
Literally I do the same tho
@@ellaellipse312
Nnniiiiccceeee XD
YALL ARE MISSING THE BEST QUOTE; "Sorry, queens busy right now, you get the bitch." THE SCREAM I HAD TO HOLD BACK BECAUSE THAT WAS THE MOST BADASS SHIT!
SAME HEREEE- 😭
OMG YES
phone: d i n g
roommate: NOPE GIMME that ✨YOINK✨
I SPIT MY WATER EVERYWHERE- 😭🤚
“Sorry queen’s busy right now you get the bit*h instead” MY FAVORE PART 💀💀
I was laughing almost the whole time because he is literally a boy version of me 🤣 no one breaks my babe heart and gets away with it
Damn u sound like a nice friend 😭💕
Bestie same
SAMMEEE 😳😳
YESSSSS!!!!
Now that I think about it my friend is dating someone that hurt her in the past and I’m just waiting for him to do it again and I already planned his death
The part where he told her it was Jehovah's Witnesses at the door killed me. XD
This man reminds me so much of my dear friend from college. He was gay and treated me so well that my standards for the guys I actually dated were higher as a result. I loved him very much so it was such a joy to hear someone like him in an audio. It was like getting a hug from a friend. So seriously, thank you.
that was so sweet having a friend like that 😊
He was ranting about how mad he was and what he was going to do, and then the little yoink when he grabbed the phone had be cracking up😂😂 It was so random, I love it
"I got a third eye for trash men"
This is why I like this asmr so much 🙂☕
BROOOO WITHOUT A DOUBT IN MY ENTIRE FRUITY RADAR HE IS 1000000000000000% FRUITY AND I LOVE IT I NEED MORE OF OUR FRUITY BOYYYY💅✨✨✨✨✨✨😭🤚
Within the first few seconds I was like "💅?"
Yo this roommate seems a Lil ~🍎🍊🍓🍉~
But seriously you're underrated as hell- this is so good so far. Your acting is seriously amazing, I love the roommate. If he was real I'd love to be his friend
I WAS THINKING BOUT THAT TOO
IKRRRR
HE IS FRUITY AND ITS FANTASTIC
OM I KNOW RIGHTLY
we just broke up and i was crying my eyes out then i listened to this, now i'm laughing and wishing i had a bestfriend like you, thank you, you helped me more than you can imagine.
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE HEARTBEAT WHEN HE HUGGED US?! THAT WAS SO COMFORTING
I literally went rolling with laughter. 🤣🤣🤣 There is SO much gold in these few minutes of audio. I can't stand it. 😂😂 😂
Thank you for making this. 10/10! 👌
I need this man in my life RN- literally I need someone who gives this kinda comfort
it’s hard to be heartbroken when this is my roommate
I love when he says "tweedle Dee and tweedle dip shit"
4:37 okay im subscribing! Officially my new favorite hooman!
SCRIPT IS GOLDEN! 10/10!
Oh my heart. I wish I had a friend like this when my heart got broken. It’s so fluffy and wholesome!
Okay this was a sucky situation to play out but damn I laughed a lot. I think I lost it at “tweedledee and tweedledipshit”
Oh I thoroughly enjoyed this, thank you ☺️
Oh yes me too😀
UHM I'M LATE ASF BUT I'M HERE FOR ANOTHER MASTERPIECE
This reminds me so much of a close friend of mine. I shared it with them and it's confirmed this is exactly how they'd react in this situation. It's really comforting and kinda calming, tbh.
“Before I switched teams” I LOVE THAT
This character is literally me XD He was right though!!! Don't let men walk all over you peeps!!!
omg this is how a bestie talkes XD i love it, the names he calls us in this vid i love it and when he said " i need tea to survive" bitch same, this is the man you can talk shit about person with XD This really made my day
“Bitch i can hear you are crying” WHY IS THIS ME AF TOO SIDNWNDNE
please the *yoiink* for the phone killed me 😂😂 but this was great, this character resonates with me and you did a great job!!
YES KING GO OFF ON THE EX!! GOD LOVED EVERY BIT OF THIS SO MUCH SASS!! 😎✨
I love the energy in the studio today. Very glad I clicked this
Edit: him: I got a third eye for shitty men
Me: same but only when My friends are dating them
omggg i love the sass and the roasts here😭😭
Literally me as a male best friend
I want this bestie the first time he called me bitch 😍
I literally love the sass in this. I'm sitting here listening to it and I just here him sassing about the ex and literally trying not to laugh XD
THE INSULTS HAD ME CRYING HAHA
I COULD NZOT BREATHE FROM THEMM- 💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭
This was the most beautiful audio ever 🤣 this is the kind of person I need in my life just making u feel like a queen - thank u for blessing us with this audio
i need a friend like this in my life
He just broke up with me and blocked me without me knowing. Thank you so much for posting this even if the video was 2 years ago 💗
him: im aware that you don't want to talk about it and you are aware that i need tea to survive now spill
me: laughing my head off because the best line i had heard
OMG i need him as a best friend for real!!! 🤣
I LOVE THIS MAN
How much I would give to have a roommate like you 😭
I LOVE THISSS OMG SO CUTE 😭💟
I had to replay that yoink a few times 😂
*sniff sniff-* I smell underrated hooman 😶🍓
(✨ New subbie ✨)
I shall join you on this wonderful journey 😸🌼
(I've just need listening to your other video and yesh!! ✨
They're amazing!! 😸 You're doing really well! ✨ Good job!! ✨)
the roommate is me irl "I NEED TEA TO LIVE SO SPILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"
Fr, can’t survive without it 😂
Just found you within the last hour and so far I have loved all the content. You are amazing and very comforting, you definitely have a new subscriber 💕😊
Edit: just finished the video and all I have to say is pop off king 👑
Omg i love his personality so much😂😂😂😂
NOT THE JEGHOVA'S WITNESSES PLS IM CRYING 💀😭
Knowing this is caricature of you personally, makes this ten times better. I would definitely be your bff if this is what I get (and don't worry, you'll get all the tea).
I love this. Great video and I love the sass.
“Just pretend I’m some straight guy, who likes… boobs.. or something..” 😂
GIMME that ✨YoiNk ✨-
3:06
I'm actually Crying rn 😭💀✋
Okay. I’m not into relationships (no hate on those who are), so, of course, I have never experienced a break-up. But hearing this made me laugh so much. The way you worded your words would probably have me screeching like a banshee from laughter if I went through a break-up and hearing this. This would cheer me up in no time.
YO THE FACT I JUST HAD A BREAK UP THIS MADE MY WHOLE NIGHT💗💗💗💗
I want this guy as a bestie!!! He’s awesome!!! I love him!!!❤️❤️❤️in a brother way😁🥺😁
This reminds me of when i told my roommate "you are not named bob so stop trying to fix HIS shit" for context she loved bob the builder as a kid lol
So underrated this is the best bff I could ever get
I love this and I love the way you probably put so much work into the video 10000/10
I was laughing the entire thing my face turned red from trying to keep in my laugh the entire time because its in the mid of the night
“*Gimme that, yoink!*”
Me: BITCH, THAT’S MY FUCKING PHONE. GIVE IT BACK NOW
so ive been seeing this guy for about a month. from what I can tell hes really sweet and I like him a lot. He ghosted me 3 times and wont give me an explanation going days whithout answering. he messaged me yesterday saying he misses me and wanted to message back and forth or talk on phone after I get off work (cuz we live a a little ways apart) he ghosts me again and I havnt head from him. Im torn because hes just just an amazing person but hes hurt me 3 times and making it a habit.
MY MAN 😂😂😂YOU HAD ME DYING AT
:The queen is busy you get the b*** instead☺️
OMGGG THIS MAN IS FUNNY YOU NEET TO POST PART 2 PLZ YOU ARE SO GOOD
This is amazing!! ^^ I really loved it
i NEED someone like him.
pls-
tHe InSuLtS aRe GoLd-
wHy Is ThIs PeRsOn So UnDeRrAtEd-
I needed this.. I really did, thank you.
I love this man with all my heart
No bc this is what some of my friends reacted when I vented to them and him being sassy made me laugh sm that I can't concentrate on getting into character lmao
Now I want a roommate like this
“Limp dik” sent me bc that’s the same line I’ve used on a bitch for hurting my queen lol 😂
I love this so much
Aaaaa my new safe space as a bi. I love the sass ヽ(´▽`)/ everything is perfect.
Those darn ✨Jehovah Witnesses ✨
I am loving this "yes bitch energy" guy
tho ive never experienced a break up, this made me cry because it reminded me of a very close friend who suddenly went ghosting people around them and switched to hang out with somebody else 😅
i love the note in the description 😆 this character needs to come back
OMFG IMAGINE AT THE END…THE LISTENER IS LIKE “I think I’m gay..” AAA
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
Dude a video has NEVER made me laugh so much before lmfaooo
I love this guy I was laughing the whole time 🤣
IM GOING TO DIE OF LAUGHER!😂😂😂
isn’t this the bestie we could all have 😩😩
... I just got dumped and went to this for comfort but now i feel better *and* I'm laughing. Thank you so much whispurr 💗
YOU ONLY HAVE 775 SUBS???? DUDE PLEASE KEEP MAKING VIDEOS UR LIKE MY FAV ASMR PERSON NOW 😭
um where do i order this bff???
If you find out, please let me know. I need at least one or two of them.
@@melodyyoung1996 honestly😭
I REALLY NEED MORE FRIENDS LIKE HIM. PERIOD.
Loving all your videos, its the perfect mix of role play as well as ASMR ❤️❤️❤️
After a breakup this is very confronting thanks for the vidoe ❤
It's like the gayish roommate I can stop luaghting 🤣
And love the video
He is giving the gay best friend vibes 💅✨
Yes he is
Omfg that's the best audio I've listened to in my whole entire life
IM LIVING FOR THIS LIKE THIS IS THE GAY BFF TYPE MAN SFHOIZJCHSJJAD YESSSSSSSSS
The ✨sass and attitude ✨ I love the personality!
This boy 😭😭 I was laughing the whole time
PAHAHAHVA I IM LOVE WITH THISSS 😭😭😭😭♾♾
I WANT A FRIEND LIKE THIS
i like how he protect the listener as we are his little sister, i like that kinda man
If my roommate isn't like this I'm kicking them out 😂
I want a best friend like him he is so fuck funny 🤣🤣
i like that little “yoink” 3:08
I NEED A FRIEND LIKE THIS CAUSE HUNNY LET ME TELL YOU...and thats on period thank you for listening U_U
xD this is now my go to comedic comfort video.
This screams gay best friend and I love it