Even Mulder stopped popping seeds after season 2 cause he knew this day would come. Remember that the Numen and several monster types are rumored to have come from Space.
Ah yes, I love the dlc bosses: -A piece of cloth moved by two silly dudes -I'd like to congratulate Pontiff Sulyvahn for her transition -Orphan of Kos at home -CUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRSSEEEEEEEEE YOOOOOOUUUUUUUU -Mommy issues -a literal sunflower -hogridah -Queelag 3.0 -Every BL story main characters ever
I will never stoop that low! I will become lame, booring, casual, cheeap and an absolute cheeser but good is out of the question! Only the most mindless and broken builds will do.
As a guy who helped carry a friend who had given up, this maidenless tarnished is happy to be seen. Gotta look out for our fellow tarnished in a world deprived of grace.
My favorite builds have been low level twinks built solely for co-op. It just feels good to take a new player through an entire dungeon, picking up every item, and then finishing with the boss. Most of the friend requests I receive is due to that scenario.
@@solardrake3612 I feel like realistically they could sell at minimum 5 million, if not 10 million+, with a bare minimum amount of effort. I think the only reason Sony is holding out, is to release it with either the PS5 Pro, or even the PS6 as a launch title. I just hope that when they do this, they also release on PC, which will pump the sales up even more. With how much copium I'm huffing, I'd like them to also port the demon souls remake over to PC too. A man can dream.
@@r30413 cult leadership, mass murder, cult sacrifices and worshipping evil gods are all well within the normal parameters for members of the golden lineage. Also it's possible that Mogh's blood cult was much more chill before Miquella did his thing and mind controlled him.
@@runtergerutscht4401 Going on Ansbach's demeanor, they clearly were more chill. Still about the blood and battle, but not crazy about it like they became after Miquella.
@@soulsmichi Well I think any boss that you have to go decently out of your way to find that isn't required could technically be considered a secret boss. So Metyr would be the closest thing SOTE has to a secret boss.
@@jacobdoswalt I mean metyr has a pretty obvious questline with map that shows his location. But yeah he is not that obvious. But still better than searching plasidusex :D
I was thinking about that same song when I fought Ancient Dragon-Man! I'm so glad other people did as well. I'm a little sad there wasn't a comment about "literally too angry to die" Igon. Considering he has been launched into meme status because of his voice acting it would have fit perfectly in an honest trailer.
feels like they didnt do any side quests. no comment about the most iconic summon in the entire game, and that perfect edginess dialogues of sir ansbach? what about that psychopathic "i can fix her" leda?
Also no real criticisms, even minor, not even about the performance issues or the final boss. Like regardless of their stance the game has mixed reviews for a reason, you'd think they'd at least acknowledge it. Closest they came was a really really roundabout soft way of saying git gud as if they were trying to avoid the whole conversation.
4:25 I mean I'm sure he was only doing what he did for the heck of it (even if he claims otherwise) and he's actually failed many times, to quote LSH himself in an interview with IGN: "more than I'd like to admit." "I would like to express my apology to those I have failed."
I haven’t even beaten Bloodborne 1, and I want Bloodborne 2 more than I wanted the Elden Ring DLC. Honestly if nothing else because the second my friend introduced me to Bloodborne I could feel the years of unanswered sequel prayers in the air.
"... and more of that colonoscopy gameplay that you just can't see to get enough of". ... and the colonoscopy is performed with a cactus dipped in chili sauce. But, yes! More please!
Please Say: "Thank You all for your constant support of us throughout all these years." Also, could you please do an Honest Trailer on Code Lyoco, Unicorn Overlord, The Dragon Prince, Dislyte, Ninjago Dragons Rising, or Carnal Instinct?
Please say "We said we won't do an Honest Trailer for Batman Arkham Origins, so we will do one for Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown." Then do an Honest Trailer for Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown.
I take full responsibility
I guess your next move now has to be the Elden Ring DLC but every Enemy is Radhan, Consort of Miquella.
Goated
The one and only
The legend!
His Majesty!
Please yell: CURSE YOU, BAYLE!!!
Yeah don't force that meme.
@@arthurramirez5665 we will... CURSE YOU BAYYYYYYYLE!!!
Elden Ring?
As a lightning build faith user ......I do not share that pain. It...got wasted!
Something something true drake warrior
"Who do you live with after divorce when your Mom is your Dad!" lol
That is actualy a Good question 😂
That’s quite the pickle.
Elden Ring Lore is basically one big messed up family soap opera drama...
@@ellugerdelacruz2555the George RR Martin touch lol
@@ellugerdelacruz2555 yea prety mutch, waw pope turtol have a Loot of runes for psicologa sessione Ah
I also blame Let me Solo Her guy
He is "let me solo them" now, I wonder how fromSoft will punish us for his skills this time...
@@khaledahmed9136 He still streams as LMSH.
As long as Fromsoft never knew of Ongbal.. then the game will still managable to beat XD.
There are videos of people beating all the bosses in the dlc in 1 hit each, LMSH is the least of their problems.
As someone who does that job on consoles as he's a PC player, I will also shoulder some of the blame.
You forgot 'Angry Man Yells at Crippled Dragon.'
AHHHHH!! HAAAAA!!
MY ARMS, MY LEGS!
EACH LIES A BLOODY RUIN!!
@@runtergerutscht4401 Master Miller!
BAYLE!
VILE BAYLE!
More like crippled man yells at angry dragon 😂
Angry Crippled Man yells at Angry Crippled Dragon
That Bloodbourne ending is too true 🤣
I will never understand Sonys decision to stubbornly refuse to do a single thing with one of their best IP's of all time.
@@alexbosse8528 Right?? I just assumed it sold well enough for atleast 1 sequel
Multi platform Bloodborne
Minus the begging fromsoft part. Sony is the reason that Bloodborne is frozen in cryostasis
"Ghosts of all the sunflowers you've eaten". As someone who quit smoking thanks to sunflowers, this makes me worried lol
Even Mulder stopped popping seeds after season 2 cause he knew this day would come. Remember that the Numen and several monster types are rumored to have come from Space.
so its your fault lol
@@shiftybat7318Thank you for blessing my eyes with an X-files quip.
Quit smoking thanks to sunflowers...? i have so many questions
@@shiftybat7318 I am rewatching X-Files as soon as I'm done with my current show. Thanks bro!
0:29 “because the devs know what you did last time” is DIABOLICAL 😂😂😂😂😂
“Moon Knight (Durogatory)” “Hungry Hungry Hate Crime” 🤣 Why are these names way too accurate
Hungry hungry hate crime made me laugh so hard.
Very very accurate 😂
@@Kal-213 what is the reference? 😃
@@sirrys I assumed it was a reference to the hungry hungry hippos game which I played a lot as a child
Say loudly: CURSSSEEE YOUUUU BAAAYLE
BEHOLD, YOUR FEARS MADE MANIFEST!
A TRUE DRAGON WARRIOR! ABD I, IGON!
“From the developers famous for making PTSD a video game mechanic” that like made for laughing for several minutes
Ah yes, I love the dlc bosses:
-A piece of cloth moved by two silly dudes
-I'd like to congratulate Pontiff Sulyvahn for her transition
-Orphan of Kos at home
-CUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRSSEEEEEEEEE YOOOOOOUUUUUUUU
-Mommy issues
-a literal sunflower
-hogridah
-Queelag 3.0
-Every BL story main characters ever
This is too good 😂
Since u where at it u could've put something Midir related instead of CCUUUUUUURSEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUU DAAALE
"Getting good is a never ending battle" so true
I will never stoop that low!
I will become lame, booring, casual, cheeap and an absolute cheeser but good is out of the question! Only the most mindless and broken builds will do.
As a guy who helped carry a friend who had given up, this maidenless tarnished is happy to be seen.
Gotta look out for our fellow tarnished in a world deprived of grace.
That was beautifully poetic
My favorite builds have been low level twinks built solely for co-op. It just feels good to take a new player through an entire dungeon, picking up every item, and then finishing with the boss. Most of the friend requests I receive is due to that scenario.
"In this economy a real life dominatrix is way more expensive" amen brother
Pretty much sums up from soft fans
1:10 is even better "That's not the kind of inflation I asked for"
If they make a collector edition for blood borne with 60 fps they would sell millions of copies
Blame Sony. They have the rights, not Fromsoft.
@@solardrake3612 I feel like realistically they could sell at minimum 5 million, if not 10 million+, with a bare minimum amount of effort. I think the only reason Sony is holding out, is to release it with either the PS5 Pro, or even the PS6 as a launch title. I just hope that when they do this, they also release on PC, which will pump the sales up even more. With how much copium I'm huffing, I'd like them to also port the demon souls remake over to PC too. A man can dream.
That with an additional Dlc included with the one that's already out for it.
I still play the old one it’s a masterpiece
@@sknockout I want to play bloodborne so badly ☠️😭
"When you burn your mouth on a hot pocket" dunno why but that broke me lol
Maybe because the guy was in so much pain he tore his head off!
"Ancient dragon man" delivery is gonna live in my head
Please say: "I am the Bone of my Sword, Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood"!
"I'm banishing you to the Shadow Realm."
Didn't know Sir Topham Hat was a Yu-Gi-Oh fan.
@@jeuryrabassa4724 Sir Topham Hat. show the man some respect lol
@@budakiel6450 Sorry.
Kinda forgot how his name is pronounced and spelled.
"The most violent swinger party" LOL
Mohg beat the allegations! He was "Mohglested".
Miquellested***
At long last, the allegations are beaten and Mohg's name cleared.
now for the rest of the allegations...
@@r30413 cult leadership, mass murder, cult sacrifices and worshipping evil gods are all well within the normal parameters for members of the golden lineage.
Also it's possible that Mogh's blood cult was much more chill before Miquella did his thing and mind controlled him.
@@runtergerutscht4401 Going on Ansbach's demeanor, they clearly were more chill. Still about the blood and battle, but not crazy about it like they became after Miquella.
That Biblically accurate hand did me lmao
"Tokyo Ghoul would like a word"
How did I not make that connection? 😂
Miquella: Lord brother, put a ring on it.
Radahn: I'm not putting a ring on your finger.
Miquella: I wasn't talking about my fingers.
Radahn: 💀
Man held to dear life in spite being infected with brain gangrene just to prevent that from happening. Respect.
Fun Fact: Let Me Solo Her is now helping players beat the secret boss in the DLC
What secret boss?
Which one?
Fun Fact: There is no secret boss :D
@@soulsmichi Well I think any boss that you have to go decently out of your way to find that isn't required could technically be considered a secret boss. So Metyr would be the closest thing SOTE has to a secret boss.
@@jacobdoswalt I mean metyr has a pretty obvious questline with map that shows his location. But yeah he is not that obvious. But still better than searching plasidusex :D
"the ghost of every sunflower seed you've eaten" wowww lmao
that Starship troopers clip
The ending names were by far my favorite part. “The lion king live on broadway” took me out. 🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂
That burning your mouth on a hot pocket to describe our little flame of frenzy has got me rolling
As a sun bro, the "watching hosts get 1-shot for an hour" is accurate lmao
the soft sound you hear when you die is Miyazaki laughing that evil laugh.
I was thinking about that same song when I fought Ancient Dragon-Man! I'm so glad other people did as well.
I'm a little sad there wasn't a comment about "literally too angry to die" Igon. Considering he has been launched into meme status because of his voice acting it would have fit perfectly in an honest trailer.
feels like they didnt do any side quests. no comment about the most iconic summon in the entire game, and that perfect edginess dialogues of sir ansbach? what about that psychopathic "i can fix her" leda?
Also no real criticisms, even minor, not even about the performance issues or the final boss. Like regardless of their stance the game has mixed reviews for a reason, you'd think they'd at least acknowledge it. Closest they came was a really really roundabout soft way of saying git gud as if they were trying to avoid the whole conversation.
@@Ralathar44 Maybe they didn't experience performance issues? I play on xbox, and I don't recall having any issues.
I fully thought you was gonna name Messmer "Mommy Issues"
CURSE YOU BAYLEEE.
I HEREBY VOW , YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY !
@@varunjain1301BEHOLD A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR,AND I IGON
YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH
SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE , FOUL DRAGON….
@@jacktheripper6079 I WILL RIDDLE YOUR ROTTEN HIDE, WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS!!
@@ajkenney444 WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING
"Remember, your stomach thinks that all potatoes are mashed!" That is very wise and insightful. Never thought about that, but it's true.
"Who are you going to live with after the divorce when you mom *is your dad*" ahahah Would make no since in any other context xD had me rollin.
South Park?
@@jcspoon573 A good chunk of the Demigods in Elden Ring are the children of Radagon and Marika...who are the same person
@@ottokarl5427 Understood that, but I was pointing out another context where it would make sense.
Let's hear you say, "It's God's biggest joke that you can't die, except the joke is on all of us."
Do a Honest Game Trailer for Hyperdimension Neptunia
Tf is this
Someday
+
From Dragon Age Inquisition, can you say: "Beg that I succeed, for I have seen the throne of the gods, and it was empty."
"take the strong hand" with that dude in scary movie lol
Had to to pause at “not the kind of inflation I asked for” because I couldn’t hear the video over my own laughter.
Get ready to burn the “You Died”screen into your retinas 😂😂😂
5:21 I would have also accepted "AI generated hands", but this is good too.
Please say “cccccuuuuurrrrreeessss you baaaaayylllleeee”
Say: "This is the greatest PLAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!"
1:15 Funny, I'm sure one of the bosses has already been modded into a Thomas the Tank Abomination like that one Skyrim dragon mod.
4:25 I mean I'm sure he was only doing what he did for the heck of it (even if he claims otherwise) and he's actually failed many times, to quote LSH himself in an interview with IGN: "more than I'd like to admit." "I would like to express my apology to those I have failed."
"I blame the Let Me Solo Her guy".. too many classic lines in this video. Awesome job!
“Take the strong hand “ a timely reference 😂😂
I haven’t even beaten Bloodborne 1, and I want Bloodborne 2 more than I wanted the Elden Ring DLC. Honestly if nothing else because the second my friend introduced me to Bloodborne I could feel the years of unanswered sequel prayers in the air.
Freezing radahn doesnt cancel his animations anymore. They knew
Say "CURSE YOU, BAYLE!" as loud as you can.
Ancient Dragon Man is such a "name", they just put it directly in the starring section lol.
1:56 Fate Franchise Mordred: Well obviously I'd live with my da- ... Can I get a mulligan?
New paths to explore....and re-explore as you run back to pick up the runes you dropped.
That hit me.
Should have mentioned that first tiny boss you meet. THere is No one I died more to than him with his simple sword attacks!
Solitude Knight in the Western Nameless Mausoleum?
We're still hoping!!!!
Please say: "Damn son where'd you find this!?"
HOW DID I MISS YOU GUYS!!!!
SO SORRY!!!!
Yes, always hoping!
"... and more of that colonoscopy gameplay that you just can't see to get enough of".
... and the colonoscopy is performed with a cactus dipped in chili sauce.
But, yes! More please!
Say,”For a thousand years I have slumbered! Who dares to awaken me!”
"Ancient Draaag-un Man" made me spit Coke on my monitor. Thanks a lot.
I'm more shocked that we haven't gotten a PC port for Bloodborne than Bloodborne 2, especially since many exclusives have already been ported.
Just Sony things, really
"A realm of in conflict between gingers and blondes" took me by surprise, laughed my ass out. Thanks!
Say: "Arby's. We have the meats."
Lion King on Broadway really got me
I really was expecting putrescent Knight to be called „closest thing we get to a bloodborne remake“
Please say, “Suck it, Fox! I’m going to Disneyland!”
My favorite part of the dlc was Miquellas Panteen hair cape.
"the most violent swinger party" lol
Before the Age of Stars people get too excited, it's worth mentioning that Ranni's list of crimes isn't too different from Miquella's.
You shut your mouth about my wife
I mean, who hasn't tried to murder their older brother before? It's part of the job when you are part of a royal family.
The Elden Ring community that I summon are the only reason I made it as far as I did!
I'm glad I'm not the only one who says 'ancient dragon man' like that haha
"That's not the the kind of inflation I asked for."
I hate that I understand this
Same.
Sequel? Most people would be happy with a version of Bloodborne that runs at 60 fps at this point.
Give me the chills with the line "Welcome to PlayPaintChill. You just gained honor +2 for following us ! ".
At first sight of the title i read „Hornsent trailers“ 😂
The most violent swingers party was great
WE COPIN' ON BLOODBORNE SEQUEL WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥
Please Say: "Thank You all for your constant support of us throughout all these years." Also, could you please do an Honest Trailer on Code Lyoco, Unicorn Overlord, The Dragon Prince, Dislyte, Ninjago Dragons Rising, or Carnal Instinct?
Radahn ended up not nerfed. They fixed the hitboxes.
The Bllodborne IP is owned by playstation rather than From Software so it’s kinda out of their hands whether a sequel will be made.
Balrog when he did pass 😂😂😂
I REAAALLY want that Bloodborne sequel too
1:15 Well that's something i never expected to see in one of these.
Random meme from The Unlucky Tug getting in an Honest Trailer.
Balrog When He Did Pass was straight FIRE!
that singing part was wonderful lol
Please say, "Sweet as sugar, hard as ice, hurt me once and and I'll beat you twice!" - Evil Cupcake (Chroma Squad)
This was the best Honest Trailers on a while🤣🤣😂
The anti-social NPC joke was f****** hilarious 😂
please say, "shields are holding, power at 30 percent, Let them spend their impotent wrath"
Or as affectionately call it “Shadow of the aaaarrghhhhhhtree”
Sometimes....not so affectionately.
We're still hoping
Holy $hit, that Deadpool impression was impressively ON POINT 👌
Make an Honest Trailer for Nintendo World Championships: NES Edition
Thank you for starting this off by letting us know that people requested you do the most highly anticipated DLC in human history.
Please say "We said we won't do an Honest Trailer for Batman Arkham Origins, so we will do one for Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown." Then do an Honest Trailer for Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown.