BRAVE MAN USES WATER HOSE TO FEND OFF NEIGHBORS | Double Toasted Bites

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  •  3 роки тому +141

    “When did Gollum move into the neighborhood” right when I saw the screenshot I knew it was coming 😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @NAVEMAN3
      @NAVEMAN3 3 роки тому +6

      I thought it was a woman being possessed or something. If that's the case, he found some holy water from a hose.

    • @nightwolf883
      @nightwolf883 3 роки тому +3

      It’s always those meth head eyes and the big forehead on those women that freak me out

  • @williejones6446
    @williejones6446 3 роки тому +66

    Him being perfectly calm the entire time, and then getting off the porch, her throwing the punch, him remaining calm and just hosing her off like a cat. We need this all the time. Just hosem off.

  • @ForPetesake552
    @ForPetesake552 3 роки тому +37

    He said “don’t answer any stupid ass questions”. I’m floored

  • @Dayonetheone
    @Dayonetheone 3 роки тому +39

    He said "From now on I'm going to make fun of you everytime I walk out the door!" Ahaha 🤣😅

    • @rh3medy
      @rh3medy 3 роки тому

      Like he wasnt already doin that

  • @shreedove69
    @shreedove69 3 роки тому +36

    Dude said, “their family tree does not fork.”

  • @cinnabonbons
    @cinnabonbons 3 роки тому +101

    “crack gollum” - so regular gollum??? lol

    • @SiLvErWaRe000
      @SiLvErWaRe000 3 роки тому +2

      OMG Gollum is totally a crackhead...

    • @VidWatcher01
      @VidWatcher01 3 роки тому +4

      ** Laughs in Billy** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

  • @mfree80286
    @mfree80286 3 роки тому +24

    God, those pale dry eyes.... she's tweaked off her damned rocker. I don't think I've ever seen one who had any shine to their eyes at all, like they all forget how to blink.

  • @teonnaweakfall1606
    @teonnaweakfall1606 3 роки тому +74

    This was funny specially when her eyes popped wide open😂😂😂. Kids don't do Drugs🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂😂😂.

    • @okami-chan9772
      @okami-chan9772 3 роки тому +1

      Imagine if they've done a PSA parody similar to the ones that had Pee-wee Herman and many others did involving with anti-drugs. But instead of the egg after drugs, they will show clips of that crazy chick as a result. 😂

  • @MyPerspectiv
    @MyPerspectiv 3 роки тому +58

    Caution yourself people, there's a new Karen variant and it's a lot more dangerous then it's predecessors

  • @JamesJacksonFilmz
    @JamesJacksonFilmz 3 роки тому +36

    My man woke up and choose violence

  • @bobbydelacroix1515
    @bobbydelacroix1515 3 роки тому +23

    Had he blessed the water they’d be on fire 🤣

  • @queenscarlettpimpsunkiss..5537
    @queenscarlettpimpsunkiss..5537 2 роки тому +1

    Lmao. Got that hose. Remind me of Elroy in Next Friday , “… Take TENTY MINUTES‼️”

  • @tinamoul
    @tinamoul 3 роки тому +22

    Meth really is a messed up drug. You can see that she would actually be quite pretty if not for the drugs. Kids don't do meth, it'll mess you up.

  • @felipelovecraft1767
    @felipelovecraft1767 3 роки тому +14

    Damn Gollum been hitting the pipe really hard.

    • @Dawnelldo2
      @Dawnelldo2 3 роки тому +2

      After he lost the ring.

  • @Emulous79
    @Emulous79 3 роки тому +10

    The water hose ring to rule them all.

  • @raimywinter2309
    @raimywinter2309 3 роки тому +12

    Hope that lady gets the help she needs

  • @okami-chan9772
    @okami-chan9772 3 роки тому +27

    I really hope he called the cops on her for disturbing the peace... and/or possible possession of drugs.

    • @user-jb7tq7ko7e
      @user-jb7tq7ko7e 3 роки тому +3

      All the drugs were inside her body, she licked every bit up of the floor.

  • @noelvaldez96
    @noelvaldez96 3 роки тому +7

    Honestly I feel that guy, I don’t have time for people trying to start shit for no reason. I know it’s probably not the best thing to do, but I’m tired of trying to tell people like her what they wanna hear. If you’re an asshole to me, I’ll be an asshole to you.

  • @starrgazer9
    @starrgazer9 3 роки тому +13

    This is what nightmares are made of.

  • @ihaveboxes4570
    @ihaveboxes4570 3 роки тому +15

    No wonder gollum’s wife is not in the movie

  • @willigagbob8243
    @willigagbob8243 3 роки тому +8

    His wife wasn't deescalating anything, you don't let people like that just come into your yard and punk you like they own you.

    • @user-jb7tq7ko7e
      @user-jb7tq7ko7e 3 роки тому

      Chick was on meth, she couldn't be calmed down anyway.

  • @lip124
    @lip124 3 роки тому +7

    The Karen's are loose even more wild then ever🤣🤣🤣

  • @davidh8924
    @davidh8924 3 роки тому

    The husband in this video LEGENDARY. And has no fucks to give.

  • @TheMrSlyxx
    @TheMrSlyxx 3 роки тому +2

    You guys make me laugh every time!! I can't stop HHAHAHAH

  • @opinionman8253
    @opinionman8253 3 роки тому

    A Dog Named After A Sandwich Cookie. 🤣 😂 LOL!

  • @BushidoXBrown
    @BushidoXBrown 3 роки тому +3

    The move squirt gun was used against Karen variant
    It was super effective
    I definitely have to remember this technique if I ever encounter one of these creatures out in the wild

  • @dawudmuhammad7104
    @dawudmuhammad7104 3 роки тому +16

    i was waiting for you guys to make one about this 😂😂

  • @greenemonster
    @greenemonster 3 роки тому +5

    This just a regular day in Gibsonton FL lol

  • @Drixenol86
    @Drixenol86 3 роки тому +2

    It’s the Attack of the Killer Karens!

  • @mttylerdurden9
    @mttylerdurden9 3 роки тому +14

    Am I wrong for thinking this took place in Florida before clicking on this video 🤣🤣🤣

  • @khefrenka2348
    @khefrenka2348 3 роки тому +2

    This isn't a Karen situation. Just a Wednesday at the trailer park.

  • @patrickcharles6983
    @patrickcharles6983 3 роки тому +33

    Damn, so this is what happened to the Crypt Keeper after Tales from the Crypt got canceled. Got a nose job, moved to the south and developed a meth addiction 😆

  • @masternoob9673
    @masternoob9673 3 роки тому +3

    Huh, so That’s where the Weasel went after the movie

  • @VidWatcher01
    @VidWatcher01 3 роки тому +1

    "Their family tree does not fork!"
    Me: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

  • @speedyg2012
    @speedyg2012 3 роки тому +12

    Never seen Ken before, was he on before??

  • @caramel7149
    @caramel7149 9 місяців тому

    Man... Golem survived Mordor, but left without purpose, she starts fights at trailer parks

  • @compulsiverambler1352
    @compulsiverambler1352 3 роки тому

    The dog belongs to the family with the hose.

  • @TeeJack_1
    @TeeJack_1 3 роки тому +7

    I love you Korey

  • @blackmcbain3145
    @blackmcbain3145 3 роки тому +2

    This is the kid buu of Karen's. Expelled all that good and left only the skinny, short evil within

  • @oldheadprisonofficer7024
    @oldheadprisonofficer7024 3 роки тому +3

    That's not Karen. That's Darlene from trailer park

  • @msoto32601
    @msoto32601 3 роки тому +1

    She look like weasel from the suicide squad 😅

  • @LokDesaad6
    @LokDesaad6 3 роки тому +1

    9:00 "Chewie!"

  • @Power-9Hunnid
    @Power-9Hunnid 3 роки тому +1

    All of them need help.

  • @etherspin
    @etherspin 3 роки тому +1

    chances of no drug use for that woman is approaching or surpassing zero

  • @Ghost8386
    @Ghost8386 3 роки тому +11

    Crackhead Gollum lol.

  • @carolin2220
    @carolin2220 3 роки тому +2

    Messy all around. I’d be so embarrassed if I was the wife.

  • @billmcdonald4335
    @billmcdonald4335 3 роки тому

    Sure wasn't no "Grace Under Fire" sh!t there, wha? Brett Butler would be all like "Oh, honey, no. . ."

  • @tamaracampbell8857
    @tamaracampbell8857 3 роки тому +3

    👍🔔👀🤭😂You Got To Do What You Got To do With These🤪 Karen's💯

  • @FrostTcg
    @FrostTcg 3 роки тому +4

    To the windows...

    • @rh3medy
      @rh3medy 3 роки тому +2

      TO THE WAWLLL

  • @cortes718
    @cortes718 3 роки тому +9

    Finally seeing the infamous video

  • @David-rq9en
    @David-rq9en 3 роки тому +7

    Props to the man resorting to hosing down these people to leave the property lol.

  • @Anthonycheesman33
    @Anthonycheesman33 3 роки тому

    Korey- I hate talking about Karen's... do you though do you lol.

  • @oadelano_007
    @oadelano_007 3 роки тому +1

    This guy is funny

  • @calvertmorris2420
    @calvertmorris2420 3 роки тому

    Meanwhile in WV this just another Tuesday.

  • @vonb2009
    @vonb2009 Рік тому

    Just taking a shot in the dark here: I think it's "brake your ass," as in "put on the brakes/stop yourself" over there, so that you're not over here messing with me.

  • @OrangeElixir
    @OrangeElixir 3 роки тому

    "Cray-Cray Gardens", starring Big Weedy and Little Weedy. They're not on it, they sell it. They prefer much stronger stuff for their own recreation.

  • @McD5791
    @McD5791 3 роки тому

    @ 3:10 - they had to freeze it on *that* face, didn't they..?? ;O)

  • @kealebogamolo6685
    @kealebogamolo6685 3 роки тому

    Her eyes look like breath mints

  • @tommyjr.150
    @tommyjr.150 3 роки тому +12

    Is that weasel from Suicide squad ??? 3:40

    • @chrisPbacon114
      @chrisPbacon114 3 роки тому

      It kinda sad how everyone is basically judging this woman on how she looks. Korey and the gang are not innocent here either.

    • @kojoattah3987
      @kojoattah3987 3 роки тому

      You going on someone else's property is you accepting the consequences what could happen, could have pulled a gun out on her. ButI'm not saying he's fully in the right I'm just saying you shouldn't be so quick to scream at somebody and refuse to leave their property then be surprised when repercussions happen

    • @motheroftears25
      @motheroftears25 3 роки тому +1

      They are damn lucky they just got sprayed with water.

    • @yaboyauss4273
      @yaboyauss4273 3 роки тому

      @@kojoattah3987 Talk that shit 💯

  • @dorkga1092
    @dorkga1092 3 роки тому +6

    My first thought was Gollum and then Korey said it--I should get some free DT merch for that lmao

  • @paulabollers6396
    @paulabollers6396 3 роки тому

    I saw that hose on the ground from the beginning and knew he was gonna hose her scary ass cause that is what I woulda done if they didn'tget off my property. I think Oreo belongs to the lady, who was trying to deescalate it and is filming. Lol.

  • @360.Tapestry
    @360.Tapestry 3 роки тому

    when kyle and karen collide
    *ding ding*
    _round one_

    • @blackmcbain3145
      @blackmcbain3145 3 роки тому

      Fresh from clapping alien cheeks at area 51

  • @Ash_aa_90
    @Ash_aa_90 3 роки тому

    Faith? Guess gollum is a crystal METHodist now.

  • @coreyrobinson4312
    @coreyrobinson4312 3 роки тому

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @explodingheart2824
    @explodingheart2824 3 роки тому

    Back when had winners I was afraid to loose you to the competition

  • @boofdahpoo
    @boofdahpoo 3 роки тому +2

    Homegirl is wearing some kind of Christian T-shirt, but no way is she acting very pious and kind. More like Gollum, just like Korey is saying.

    • @hamhockbeans
      @hamhockbeans 3 роки тому

      Wearing items don't reflect who you are.

  • @briesthoughts2261
    @briesthoughts2261 3 роки тому +9

    What if the dude really was making fun of his neighbors and was in the wrong?

    • @minigmaenigma
      @minigmaenigma 3 роки тому +17

      I mean, it's a dick move but it's nothing to go over to their property and start shit over. That's just shit-talk-the-neighbors-at-home shit

    • @blackmcbain3145
      @blackmcbain3145 3 роки тому

      That would be a bizarro dimension

    • @willigagbob8243
      @willigagbob8243 3 роки тому +4

      You can make fun of whoever the fuck you want from the comfort of your porch.

  • @ceceprincess4758
    @ceceprincess4758 3 роки тому +1

    Lol korey

  • @thechrononautreport2764
    @thechrononautreport2764 3 роки тому

    Wait....that isn't a movie image?????

  • @jamesdavison6659
    @jamesdavison6659 3 роки тому

    Faith in the rock of bad ages

  • @mew10521
    @mew10521 3 роки тому +1

    So what was the argument about?

  • @goblin3810
    @goblin3810 3 роки тому +11

    It's kinda sad how Corey always laughs hardest at his own jokes lmao

    • @cam62cam811
      @cam62cam811 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah I've noticed that as well lol . Imagine watching him doing stand up and he's constantly laughing and hitting the mic on his knee lol .

    • @ZUIKMedia
      @ZUIKMedia 3 роки тому +5

      @@cam62cam811 speaking of stand up, you notice how Dave Chappelle's been doing that a lot lately? He laughs at his own joke, hunches over, and smacks the mic on his knees. I'm a huge Chappelle fan, but it feels weird when he keeps doing that move for every punchline.

  • @nightwolf883
    @nightwolf883 3 роки тому +1

    Korey, crack head karen has always been here, we just didn’t have the technology in the south to record them until now

  • @msistah247
    @msistah247 3 роки тому +4

    such a brave man lol!!!

  • @mizzyfit_334
    @mizzyfit_334 2 роки тому

    That’s meth lol

  • @Alfredo78666
    @Alfredo78666 3 роки тому +2

    My precious methhzzzz!

  • @Hai_teck
    @Hai_teck 3 роки тому

    All these hobos are obtaining dogs like a weekly donation all of a sudden. Dafuq?

  • @ifightufc6080
    @ifightufc6080 3 роки тому

    Lmaooooo

  • @DHerveyinfinity3
    @DHerveyinfinity3 3 роки тому +1

    Dude in the video was like spraying them Karen VVitches, Melt VVitches, MELT🧫!

  • @MushadX
    @MushadX 3 роки тому

    Real talk she look like her T game on point tho

  • @ryuusaki7309
    @ryuusaki7309 3 роки тому

    Crack Gollum😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @darthregulus
    @darthregulus 3 роки тому +1

    Korey, the best!

  • @johnrod1
    @johnrod1 3 роки тому +3

    Tweaker Karen 😱

  • @RealCoachMustafa
    @RealCoachMustafa 3 роки тому +6

    I remember when DT would show most of the video at once. Now they show 2 seconds, stop and laugh for a couple minutes, show the same 2 seconds again, laugh for a minute, show 5 more seconds, etc.

    • @jordannetwork9046
      @jordannetwork9046 3 роки тому +4

      Idk I prefer both ways because braking it down as they go along makes it funnier

    • @bunnystick
      @bunnystick 3 роки тому +1

      They have to do that to make it commentary. Otherwise it could get flagged

    • @kgrkid
      @kgrkid 2 роки тому

      Then why don’t you leave, Karen?

  • @kenaz8521
    @kenaz8521 3 роки тому

    These is my neighbor crystal and her sister methany.

  • @BloodylocksBathory
    @BloodylocksBathory 3 роки тому

    Purebred dogs stolen for resell is unfortunately a common thing. I wouldn't put it past them. Also why do these weirdos always wear shirt advertising their love for Jesus. They sure don't practice the dude's teachings.

  • @thomaspalazzolo5902
    @thomaspalazzolo5902 3 роки тому +1

    Her face looks like that part in a horror movie where they quick swap out the actor with a rubber mannequin head to do a head shot.

  • @bblcommisions
    @bblcommisions 3 роки тому

    This my friend is a wigga moment

  • @chrisPbacon114
    @chrisPbacon114 3 роки тому +17

    Might be an unpopular opinion but both sides suck here. It sounds like the filming couple got caught laughing at her. And yeah, she looks funny to you but come on man. Even if that was not the case and she is just a little crazy, the guy with the hose, Charlie, is a real a-hole. The woman trying to de-escalate is the only good person here. This is not a Karen incident, and its not a great look to be making fun of her based on her appearance, DT. What if she has an eating disorder or started chemo? Sad sad commentary, guys.

    • @JinxSanity
      @JinxSanity 3 роки тому +10

      A garden hose is still a way better and safer option than let's say, a gun and that whole "Stand your ground" BS. At least it didn't escalated to that level, which these days very easily could had happened.

    • @MM-hf6om
      @MM-hf6om 3 роки тому +3

      Stop defending gollum and her precious

    • @SiLvErWaRe000
      @SiLvErWaRe000 3 роки тому +2

      Nah, the neighbors are in the wrong. If your neighbors are laughing at you FUCK'EM! Why would you care what some randos think? Also they were so far away they could have been laughing at anything. This is what drugs, and insecurity do to you. That man did what he needed to do to remove unreasonable people from his property.

    • @kgrkid
      @kgrkid 3 роки тому +1

      The only sad commentary here is yours, boy!

    • @mfree80286
      @mfree80286 3 роки тому +1

      She swung a punch at the man on his own property, she's lucky water was all that flew through the air at her. Probably wet those meth-dried eyes a little too.

  • @Madeintheshade65
    @Madeintheshade65 3 роки тому

    Meth Monsters

  • @hothotheat3000
    @hothotheat3000 3 роки тому +1

    Just mind your own damn business!

  • @strawberryblondemilk7249
    @strawberryblondemilk7249 3 роки тому +1

    A decent tattooist will tell you that he won't do hand or face tattoos if your not already covered

  • @d.bcooper7819
    @d.bcooper7819 3 роки тому

    Gollum says “you were looking and talking about me” Text book addict, “selfishness and self centeredness was the root of our problem “ quote from the AA text.

  • @Rockscissorspaper
    @Rockscissorspaper 3 роки тому +2

    How is Korey making fun of someone's accent. Dude says "R" for "or", "N" for "and", and whenever he says Kevin Feige's last name it sounds like he's saying a homophobic slur lol

    • @Foreverred97
      @Foreverred97 2 роки тому

      When he says "Christian Bell" I don't know if he means Kristen Bell or Christian Bale.

  • @tutorialslave
    @tutorialslave 3 роки тому +6

    Korey needs to stop dwelling on lame jokes. Repeating them in goofy voices or from another POV doesn't make them funny/ier.

    • @mikeneil798
      @mikeneil798 3 роки тому +12

      Get your own podcast and do your own jokes the way you want. Problem solved. BOOM

    • @tutorialslave
      @tutorialslave 3 роки тому +4

      @@mikeneil798 Great 'argument', moron. I love the podcast but sometimes Korey is just a tad too smitten with his own voice.

    • @alabasterharmony6268
      @alabasterharmony6268 3 роки тому +2

      @@tutorialslave True. Worse is that lady they bring on sometimes, she is so annoying and unfunny it ruins the entire podcast.

    • @tutorialslave
      @tutorialslave 3 роки тому +1

      @@alabasterharmony6268 Can't think of her name. But is she the one who turned darker over time, basically blackfacing herself to fit in better?

    • @alabasterharmony6268
      @alabasterharmony6268 3 роки тому

      ​@@tutorialslave Not sure about her name either because I skip any episode with her in it, but this is the girl I'm talking about ua-cam.com/video/tX9S0RmrzpI/v-deo.html
      edit: He said her name two seconds after the timestamp, her name is Danielle apparently lol

  • @tutorialslave
    @tutorialslave 3 роки тому +4

    Did you guys seriously bleach Billie and slap a beard on him - just to parody present-day wokeness? Bold move!

    • @kgrkid
      @kgrkid 3 роки тому +2

      Did you get up on the wrong side of the stupid bed? Judging by that stupid ass comment, clearly you have, boy!

    • @tutorialslave
      @tutorialslave 3 роки тому +1

      @@kgrkid r/whoooosh

  • @chrisPbacon114
    @chrisPbacon114 3 роки тому +5

    Another "hot take": the "brave man" is the actual Karen here.

    • @sm512
      @sm512 3 роки тому +11

      You can't be a Karen while minding your own business.

    • @ctcentralinfo
      @ctcentralinfo 3 роки тому +9

      They were on HIS property talking shit high as a fucking kite.