Skyrim ٠ The Girls' Reaction to the Amulet of Mara

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  • @TIMENGGG
    @TIMENGGG  2 роки тому +160

    💎 *Reactions of ALL Wives to REJECTION ------>* ua-cam.com/video/hojEzF0WDWE/v-deo.html

    • @junetta_aep_breaccglas
      @junetta_aep_breaccglas 2 роки тому +5

      do the mens reaction

    • @mattwilcox3645
      @mattwilcox3645 2 роки тому +2

      .....how to be an incredible son of a bitch in Skyrim................

    • @bigmamabamba4483
      @bigmamabamba4483 2 роки тому +2

      Keep up the good fight brother

    • @grocerygang1
      @grocerygang1 2 роки тому +2

      @@mattwilcox3645 Easy, just be me.

    • @JokersHunt
      @JokersHunt 2 роки тому +2

      I love that they tell you to leave but there blocking the doorway😂🤣
      “Leave liar!” - proceeds to block the exit keeping him from leaving

  • @saturn580
    @saturn580 2 роки тому +6840

    Wears amulet of Mara.
    Brutally rejects every marriage proposal he receives.
    Refuses to elaborate further.
    Leaves.

  • @JazzJackrabbit
    @JazzJackrabbit 2 роки тому +4454

    Love the orc women reactions!
    No simping, and takes rejection well.

    • @miltonova9512
      @miltonova9512 2 роки тому +317

      Yep the orc women are the best imo

    • @georelbonai8244
      @georelbonai8244 2 роки тому +230

      Ikr, They are hard working women. Love them.

    • @berserkerpride
      @berserkerpride 2 роки тому +83

      Unless you stand them up at the altar. hehe.

    • @veronicaearly4250
      @veronicaearly4250 2 роки тому +80

      The orc women are so underrated I love them

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 2 роки тому +68

      True, straight to the point.
      Although, Altmer and Redguard chick's would definitely be on my top list 🥵

  • @scissorlizardfish4429
    @scissorlizardfish4429 2 роки тому +3921

    Aerin smiling after you reject Mjoll is perfect

    • @Jyharri
      @Jyharri 2 роки тому +197

      It was priceless

    • @failmanfinder338
      @failmanfinder338 2 роки тому +88

      LITERALLY I ONLY SAW ALL THE VIDEO DUE TO THIS COMMENT

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 2 роки тому +105

      Yeah... he would be the third wheel in that relationship anyways. Though he would be a second follower without needing a mod.

    • @bbcdirtybooty2540
      @bbcdirtybooty2540 2 роки тому +116

      I actually killed aerin while mjoll was sleeping….

    • @fathonifirmansyah9312
      @fathonifirmansyah9312 2 роки тому +90

      I always killed him in all of my playthrough, he's a creep anyway

  • @SrChr778
    @SrChr778 2 роки тому +1898

    Borgakh is a great wife. Like any Orc from a Stronghold, they prefer one of your homes outside the cities.
    Ask them, "How are the kids?" - "Better than ever. Nothing like living off the land to teach you how to hunt, how to survive.
    We'll have ourselves a little warrior in no time." :)

    • @JeanPaulB
      @JeanPaulB 2 роки тому +105

      Oh, the Divines took her from me so soon! :(

    • @Enderwave22
      @Enderwave22 2 роки тому +112

      I don't see why people hate orcs. They're cool! Awesome! And from what I saw in this comment, they make Great wives.

    • @tobyjohnson2556
      @tobyjohnson2556 2 роки тому +50

      @@JeanPaulB I know its cheating but I set them to essential so they won't die 😢

    • @urlildemon8989
      @urlildemon8989 2 роки тому +5

      @@JeanPaulB Theres mods for that!

    • @aMazingMazer
      @aMazingMazer 2 роки тому +26

      Funny how Aela doesn't like the wild.

  • @lenonreveur8371
    @lenonreveur8371 2 роки тому +1359

    All girls:*Marry the Dragonborn with 2 dialogue lines*
    Serana:"No, no I don't think I will"

    • @leafheart3213
      @leafheart3213 2 роки тому +221

      Sigma female

    • @GriffenSpadeIsBack
      @GriffenSpadeIsBack 2 роки тому +80

      there are mods to fix this so you can marry her. crazy part is that Serana is suppose to end up being the true spouse to the dragonborn and if you use the right mod you can marry her while she is still a vampire and that certain mod is what i have and honestly shes by far the best wife as not only unable to die but since shes still a vampire shes far more helpful in combat.

    • @migzy4704
      @migzy4704 2 роки тому +40

      @@GriffenSpadeIsBack Where did you hear that about Serana? I'm genuinely curious if she is supposed to be the true spouse of the DB.

    • @greencreekranch
      @greencreekranch 2 роки тому +5

      Why you gotta hurt me like that?

    • @indrickboreale7381
      @indrickboreale7381 2 роки тому +60

      @@GriffenSpadeIsBack This option doesn't make that much sence when you think about it. Serana was probably sexually traumatised by Molag Bal in ritual to become pure-blooded vampire, also known as the Daedric Prince of Slavery and R*pe

  • @mindassassin
    @mindassassin 2 роки тому +2424

    Don't you love how they have such a wide variety of voices and lines.

    • @themonsterundermystairs4272
      @themonsterundermystairs4272 2 роки тому +395

      what, 3 voice actresses are not enough for you?

    • @cosmogcrusader5546
      @cosmogcrusader5546 2 роки тому +232

      @@themonsterundermystairs4272 I mean, 4 if you count Serana. 5 (I think) if you count Frea

    • @Ed_man_talking9
      @Ed_man_talking9 2 роки тому +411

      i love that half of the dudes sound like Jarl Balgrif.

    • @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702
      @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702 2 роки тому +12

      @@cosmogcrusader5546 seranas voiced by the same person who voices lydia

    • @cosmogcrusader5546
      @cosmogcrusader5546 2 роки тому +117

      @@toddhowarddressedasatellyt702 No she isnt, Serana is voiced by Laura Bailey and Lydia is voiced by Colleen Delany

  • @hadyanfakhri5967
    @hadyanfakhri5967 2 роки тому +3073

    I wish marrying in real life can be so simply just wearing a 200 gold/septims necklace *sigh

    • @TheHamerer
      @TheHamerer 2 роки тому +391

      Considering 1 gold coin in real life can be worth 1,000 to $2,000, I'm sure you would get some attention wearing a necklace worth that much

    • @hadyanfakhri5967
      @hadyanfakhri5967 2 роки тому +83

      @@TheHamerer I mean Septims

    • @zhengwenyu1587
      @zhengwenyu1587 2 роки тому +202

      And I wish doing simple good deeds like selling Firewood is good enough to make them want to marry you, or at least see you as their best friend.

    • @wallamazoo01
      @wallamazoo01 2 роки тому +37

      I mean, if was real close to Skyrim simple for my wife and I. Helps when both people are just looking for something long term, and build a connected life together. But yeah, I went to her house and washed dishes for her, let her sleep in, and had breakfast for her ready the morning after our second date. Pretty sure it was then I knew for sure.

    • @alligator3wastaken
      @alligator3wastaken 2 роки тому +74

      Don't forget to retrieve some trinket of theirs from a cave out in the wilderness. You may have to kill a couple of guys first

  • @tropicalbass5574
    @tropicalbass5574 2 роки тому +1075

    Camilla: it means so much to us to have the golden claw back
    Player: steal the claw in front of everyone

  • @efemeraler7302
    @efemeraler7302 2 роки тому +1173

    Shavee’s dialogue has so much depth to it even if it is just her argonian culture.

    • @mysticmeadow9116
      @mysticmeadow9116 2 роки тому +168

      She's so sweet. I bet she'd really like getting off the docks too.

    • @redmadness265
      @redmadness265 2 роки тому +29

      @Nazeem Can't wait to enchant a spoon with your soul

    • @kmidst_vg2996
      @kmidst_vg2996 2 роки тому +11

      gross lizards

    • @Pilot914.
      @Pilot914. 2 роки тому +74

      @@kmidst_vg2996 no

    • @bruhhh_8695
      @bruhhh_8695 2 роки тому +121

      @@kmidst_vg2996 Ahh someone hasn't had the privilege of the 'Lusty Argonian Maid'

  • @Sac_slappper_4rce
    @Sac_slappper_4rce 2 роки тому +490

    "Is that an amulet of Mara? Take me... TAKE ME NOW!!"
    -Sven

  • @WaterCursed
    @WaterCursed 2 роки тому +232

    ''I'd be proud to face the challenges of life with you''
    ''I'd be honored to walk by your side until the trees themselves fade away''
    Best by a landslide.

    • @Indian_Tovarisch
      @Indian_Tovarisch Рік тому +7

      Honestly makes it feel like a real love story

    • @XpVersusVista
      @XpVersusVista Рік тому +2

      Mjoll the Lioness is equally great. And since she's prettier and i like nordic women Mjoll it is

  • @林聖偉-w8g
    @林聖偉-w8g 2 роки тому +783

    Shahvee really is the sweetest, always optimistic in such hardships

    • @mandingatvsh1727
      @mandingatvsh1727 2 роки тому +85

      i sometimes play as an argonian and i marry her every single time just becouse of how sweet she is..

    • @venus-tame8428
      @venus-tame8428 2 роки тому +1

      @@mandingatvsh1727 she sounds old of tho

    • @mausolus8466
      @mausolus8466 2 роки тому +82

      @@venus-tame8428 All Argonians have harsher voices, it's not about their age

    • @NostalgicGamerRickOShay
      @NostalgicGamerRickOShay 2 роки тому

      Mandinga, why not marry her as a human?

    • @ruslanmamedaliyev3912
      @ruslanmamedaliyev3912 Рік тому

      U can tske her and save her from her misery

  • @jayleoasmr9982
    @jayleoasmr9982 2 роки тому +592

    Aerin be like "Now's my chance!" After you reject Mjoll.

    • @Joe-The-President-e3l
      @Joe-The-President-e3l 2 роки тому +31

      Aerin: OH YES!!!

    • @nessnake123
      @nessnake123 2 роки тому +60

      Mjoll: you know what a friendzone is? well, thats you Aerin

    • @AdblockWillWin7853
      @AdblockWillWin7853 2 роки тому +24

      @@nessnake123 that's also the player when propositioning Serana.

    • @eiths7663
      @eiths7663 2 роки тому +4

      @@AdblockWillWin7853 damn thats cold lmao

    • @AdblockWillWin7853
      @AdblockWillWin7853 2 роки тому

      @Effishcent I went for a high-class dunmer lady. But only because there were no bosmer ladies worth mentioning. You know anything about bosmer lore? It's the craziest shit.

  • @zaramunro1377
    @zaramunro1377 2 роки тому +539

    the orc's response is the most romantic of the bunch 🥺
    EDIT: wait, it's tied with shahvee 🥺

  • @justcallmed933
    @justcallmed933 2 роки тому +325

    Still hard to believe that you can marry so many random people with almost no interactions before that, but Serana brutally rejects you after all you've been through...

    • @МаксБурый-р2ю
      @МаксБурый-р2ю Рік тому +30

      I was so surprised l could marry some merc l gave a 20 to

    • @Ivory5547
      @Ivory5547 Рік тому +26

      And you could marry Serana in early Dawnguard development, but the developers cut that option. Still, she has serious traumas, so I fully understand her. And at least she considers you a really close friend, willing to kill and die for you.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 Рік тому +2

      CATRA!

    • @Krafanio
      @Krafanio Рік тому +2

      Do you understand how freaking old is she? Besides everything she has been involved with, right? She is probably one of the less evil vampires but is still a vampire and refuses to give it up. I don´t think that would be a good idea to have her raising children.

    • @Ivan_Berni
      @Ivan_Berni 11 місяців тому +1

      you are a kid compared to her.

  • @DarkLadyPhoenix
    @DarkLadyPhoenix 2 роки тому +94

    "Waste of time, then" *eats an entire tankard made of metal with bread in it*

    • @dm_brad
      @dm_brad Рік тому +3

      I had no idea Avrusa was so edgy

  • @Jarikraider
    @Jarikraider 2 роки тому +60

    Dovahkiin: "No, I'm not."
    *Jazz music stops*

  • @mnorris790
    @mnorris790 2 роки тому +323

    I keep trying to marry into one of the noble families but it seems like Skyrim doesn't let that happen. You can't be a Black-Briar or a Silverblood or a Shattershield etc. So in light of that I generally either go with Aela or Borgakh. So when someone comes and kidnaps them I'm like rescue her? Who's going to rescue the kidnappers, that's my concern. Those guys are in big big trouble.

    • @Traventity
      @Traventity 2 роки тому +92

      As soon as you get the quest to get them back, it just auto completes and they just calmly walk back in covered in blood 😂😂

    • @mnorris790
      @mnorris790 2 роки тому +11

      @@Traventity #werewolfproblems

    • @lama_san5445
      @lama_san5445 2 роки тому +77

      Marry brayela in the college of Winterhold. Do that and (LORE WISE)you are officially part of the most powerful families in Morrowwind which is House Telvani. She best for magic users and she cute tho with some mods ofc.

    • @mnorris790
      @mnorris790 2 роки тому +24

      @@lama_san5445 You've cracked the code. I salute you.

    • @AdblockWillWin7853
      @AdblockWillWin7853 2 роки тому +48

      Technically, Brelyna's Great House Telvanni is royalty. Help out Neloth on Solstheim just to be sure. You'll have been accepted by a high-ranking member of House Telvanni by helping him, and will have married a member of House Telvanni. Double entendre.

  • @nintendoborn
    @nintendoborn 2 роки тому +315

    Marwen: as short as life can be in Skyrim.
    Is in solsteim

    • @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201
      @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 2 роки тому +18

      Maybe she broke the 4th wall to tall about how she knows she will die

    • @zakl940
      @zakl940 2 роки тому +8

      Used to be Skyrim I guess

    • @RiCkBlAzE7
      @RiCkBlAzE7 2 роки тому +2

      Eran tierras de Skyrim cedidas a Morrowind. Quizás a ella no le pasaron el memo.

    • @Lady_Amelia-Eloise
      @Lady_Amelia-Eloise 2 роки тому

      @@zakl940 I think it still is?

    • @zakl940
      @zakl940 2 роки тому +1

      @@Lady_Amelia-Eloise no it’s under house redoran control

  • @chasehlee7197
    @chasehlee7197 2 роки тому +141

    “I’d be proud to face the challenges of life with you” that is actually quite lovely.

  • @HadoukenSpammer
    @HadoukenSpammer 2 роки тому +113

    "Life is hard and short, so there is little room for long courtship"
    Words of pure wisdom.

  • @SoupSultan
    @SoupSultan 2 роки тому +127

    Mjoll is my favorite. Just one little issue that needs to be dealt with when I marry her though...

    • @grocerygang1
      @grocerygang1 2 роки тому +14

      I married her but that one guy that saved her life ( I forget his name) I kinda feel like she’s cheating on the main character for him-

    • @naufeel_abf
      @naufeel_abf 2 роки тому +59

      somehow its weird that dude is dead during his sleep a day before dovahkiin marriage to mjol 👀

    • @SoupSultan
      @SoupSultan 2 роки тому +19

      @@grocerygang1 Like I said, one little issue that needs to be dealt with.

    • @SoupSultan
      @SoupSultan 2 роки тому +12

      @@naufeel_abf I know, right? What a coincidence.

    • @eldarhighelfhealermiriella7653
      @eldarhighelfhealermiriella7653 2 роки тому +22

      @@SoupSultan Aerin: Have you seen the high elves? ahhhrrgg! Urrr!! Uhg! *dies*

  • @dankster1156
    @dankster1156 2 роки тому +104

    4:29 NO MARRYING IMPERIALS!

    • @grocerygang1
      @grocerygang1 2 роки тому +6

      💁‍♀️

    • @OljeiKhan
      @OljeiKhan 2 роки тому +4

      @@grocerygang1
      Dragonborn : *concentrates for a Firestorm*
      Dragonborn : So tell me Thalmor soldier , do you think Nords are inherently bad at magic?

    • @AdblockWillWin7853
      @AdblockWillWin7853 2 роки тому

      "Hey, Taarie, what's up, you bitchy Altmer seamstress? Wanna marry a demigod?"

    • @GoldenSunAlex
      @GoldenSunAlex 2 роки тому +3

      Found the Thalmor Agent - I mean 'Stormcloak rebel'.

    • @iSeeCorpses
      @iSeeCorpses 2 роки тому

      No Marrying Imperials You damn Traitor! You were supposed to destroy them not Join them!!

  • @batmanrobin2011
    @batmanrobin2011 2 роки тому +161

    Even though the dialogue is the same the little nuances make them so different. The slight pauses and infliction in tone if you reject them I love this game

    • @your-username-here2308
      @your-username-here2308 2 роки тому +7

      Wow you really need to play other Games.

    • @tuckergoodin7684
      @tuckergoodin7684 2 роки тому +12

      @@your-username-here2308 Just let them enjoy the game

    • @your-username-here2308
      @your-username-here2308 2 роки тому

      @@tuckergoodin7684 Sure they can enjoy the Game. But if someone says he likes his Sandwich with Bacon, and then Person 2 says he likes it with Dog-Diarrhea, then yeah.

    • @tuckergoodin7684
      @tuckergoodin7684 2 роки тому +21

      @@your-username-here2308 That’s not even remotely a valid analogy

    • @ChannelofNathaniel
      @ChannelofNathaniel Рік тому +2

      @@your-username-here2308What does that even mean?

  • @timothyventura2231
    @timothyventura2231 2 роки тому +49

    Faendal sent that guard at 4:30

    • @laisphinto6372
      @laisphinto6372 8 місяців тому

      He literally joined the stormclosks Just because of you taking His Queen😂

  • @ignis2638
    @ignis2638 2 роки тому +113

    As a fun fact I wore a amulet of Mara for it's stats but never actually had a single person propose to me despite wearing it for most of the game

    • @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305
      @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305 2 роки тому +49

      You gotta talk to the priest first if i remember correctly

    • @thatskeletordude5271
      @thatskeletordude5271 2 роки тому +13

      You need to help certain NPCs with quest they give you.

    • @El_Gomes
      @El_Gomes 2 роки тому +10

      Actually you first need to talk with Maramal, then you gonna have the marriage conversation line.

    • @MrElmo54321
      @MrElmo54321 Рік тому +6

      A true gamer rises

  • @simonaarekol3336
    @simonaarekol3336 2 роки тому +247

    I married Muiri because people said she's the best.
    She doesn't really engage with anything, but she seems to be very grateful that i solved her "problem".

    • @booqueefious2230
      @booqueefious2230 2 роки тому +72

      Idk, I feel like Muiri wouldn't hesitate to have you killed if you broke her heart. She's got the bloodlust. It's kinda hot but also kinda scary

    • @promnightdumpsterbaby9553
      @promnightdumpsterbaby9553 2 роки тому +5

      Shes fine as hell...

    • @soapywalrus45
      @soapywalrus45 2 роки тому +50

      I only married her once because she has one the prettier vanilla faces 🤷‍♀️

    • @AdblockWillWin7853
      @AdblockWillWin7853 2 роки тому +11

      There's only one way that relationship could end, and it ain't good...

    • @solareclipse9379
      @solareclipse9379 2 роки тому +8

      @@AdblockWillWin7853 well, Boetia must eat too.

  • @LadyCoyKoi
    @LadyCoyKoi 2 роки тому +204

    I want an amulet of Sanguine or even Lord Sheogorath to see their reactions to that, especially from Haelga.

    • @tensaiuchiha3073
      @tensaiuchiha3073 2 роки тому +37

      Haelga reaction to an Amulett of dibella would be awesome

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 2 роки тому +6

      @@tensaiuchiha3073because I did the mark of dibella quest after I had helped out at the church I got all dressed up to what I think would be some kind of priest of dibella this was as a man so it was a little finicky but it still was funny to say we will excommunicate you if you continue to spread your marks like this

    • @AdblockWillWin7853
      @AdblockWillWin7853 2 роки тому +17

      An amulet of Talos, straight in Elenwen's face.

  • @robbietheweirdo
    @robbietheweirdo 2 роки тому +33

    Orc woman when rejected:okay then, I hope you will still consider me a friend.
    Also at the end that priest is ripped

  • @danielbowden5301
    @danielbowden5301 2 роки тому +35

    There should be a dialogue option "I am just wearing this amulet for the restoration buff" :D

  • @MrOsmodeus
    @MrOsmodeus 2 роки тому +39

    they're not mad you bailed on the wedding, they're mad you forced them to travel to riften for no reason. marriage is about the only reason i'd ever go there

  • @g36Christiana
    @g36Christiana 2 роки тому +145

    Temba's version is probably the more accurate for a Nord ^^'

  • @gr8oone007
    @gr8oone007 2 роки тому +189

    I love how you cut the music off abruptly before the rejection. 😆

  • @Hulk553
    @Hulk553 2 роки тому +188

    Its hilarious I feel like we all stole the claw back lmao

    • @hoshueyeplopper4465
      @hoshueyeplopper4465 2 роки тому +4

      Nah, that'd be a dick move.

    • @adamb89
      @adamb89 2 роки тому +20

      Legacy of the Dragonborn mod. I crafted a replica, broke into the shop at night, and replaced the real golden claw with the fake. Just for role-playing purposes.

    • @nemesis1588
      @nemesis1588 Рік тому +1

      i have never stolen that claw after returning it. not like there is any point in keeping it. the door it opens stays open if you go back through and the base game doesn't give you any reward for collecting all the claws. it would make sense if there was a proper trophy rack for them in most of the houses or something like the dragon priest masks...

    • @animegod3167
      @animegod3167 Рік тому

      ​@nemesis158 there is a trophy rack for them in one of the houses

    • @nemesis1588
      @nemesis1588 Рік тому

      @@animegod3167 there should be an option to buy it from them then lol

  • @Sarah-tj1tq
    @Sarah-tj1tq 2 роки тому +73

    Scouts-Many-Marshes has the same dialogue as Shahvee, but they both are so wonderful ❤️

  • @BelleroseQC
    @BelleroseQC 2 роки тому +95

    For any High Elf, Taarie is the patrician's choice.

    • @Asraeks
      @Asraeks 2 роки тому +24

      more like the only choice

    • @AdblockWillWin7853
      @AdblockWillWin7853 2 роки тому +6

      If by "choice" you mean lack of options.

    • @killertruth186
      @killertruth186 2 роки тому

      @@Asraeks Sadly only a mod can fix that.

    • @indrickboreale7381
      @indrickboreale7381 2 роки тому +12

      Brelyna Telvani from Winterhold Academy is better. You can make mixed elven children so both Auriel and Azura will hate you

    • @jamiemohan2049
      @jamiemohan2049 Рік тому

      It is a shame she is like the only option. It was like the developers decided to not let you marry many attractive women. Of the options available few are actually attractive. Taaire or whatever you call her is old, cocky, condescending and arrogant. So bad my high elf male would rather die alone then be with her haha.

  • @Nathan-oe8ut
    @Nathan-oe8ut 2 роки тому +48

    "Are you...interested in me"
    "OK, cool, it's settled then. Let's live our life together".
    Jesus christ there's no finesse, it's just...straight into it with these girls

  • @osmanjetlee2001
    @osmanjetlee2001 2 роки тому +28

    5:05 Aerin, gets it when she is sad. Damn he is happy tho. What a simp

  • @LuckyLatharn
    @LuckyLatharn 2 роки тому +23

    Avrusa: *gets rejected* *immediately puts bread in a cup and drinks it*

  • @trickyrichard
    @trickyrichard 2 роки тому +72

    I ignore the marriage candidates who have the "wont lie, i am" line. Your potential fiancé is proposing to you and that's the best you can come up with? Mjoll, the orcs and the argonians have the kind of lines i want to here when getting married

  • @maxsperling7009
    @maxsperling7009 2 роки тому +57

    I love how direct and simple those orc women were, and they took rejection like everyone should. Incredible.

    • @KDB349
      @KDB349 10 місяців тому

      Well it's not wrong to be hurt by rejection. You do have to accept it however.

  • @sunrisesun007
    @sunrisesun007 2 роки тому +44

    I laughed so hard to Temba's GTA death 😂 😂 didn't saw that coming

  • @holedplot
    @holedplot 2 роки тому +11

    "The music stopped suddenly, and her heart was in Shambles."

  • @DavidGarcia29497
    @DavidGarcia29497 2 роки тому +33

    4:29 POV: Your a blonde imperial vampire who kissed someone's gf

  • @aldeambarasakti
    @aldeambarasakti 2 роки тому +409

    All these women and you can't marry Serana without a mod SMH

    • @naufeel_abf
      @naufeel_abf 2 роки тому +104

      bethesda : u mad bro?

    • @trustypotato9998
      @trustypotato9998 2 роки тому +26

      Cry for it

    • @iexplodonateri7378
      @iexplodonateri7378 2 роки тому +97

      Bethesda WAS going to make it sn option. It had voice lines and everything deep in the files. Unfortunately, they never finished it.

    • @ptasznik5973
      @ptasznik5973 2 роки тому +86

      The best girl must be hardest to get

    • @RagingLt
      @RagingLt 2 роки тому +71

      Forcing Serana to marry you is really messed up after what her character went through

  • @kingjom5651
    @kingjom5651 2 роки тому +17

    Rip Temba, November 11 2011-December 17 2021

  • @cyrusol
    @cyrusol 2 роки тому +21

    Dating could be so easy.
    "Are you interested in me?" "Yes."

  • @AD-en5dq
    @AD-en5dq 2 роки тому +62

    IRL Amulet of Mara When!?!

    • @majinfoo13
      @majinfoo13 2 роки тому +30

      Sorry to break it to you bro, but I'm pretty sure people already have to like you for it to work :\

    • @levidyer8042
      @levidyer8042 2 роки тому +14

      @@majinfoo13 Meh he can do some quests like bringing back a golden claw from an extremely dangerous dungeon filled with colossal spiders. Then it would work.

    • @marcelsmiley858
      @marcelsmiley858 2 роки тому +2

      Just unzip your pants and ask everybody who talks to you about your unzipped pants if they are interested in you.
      No guarantee that the people respond to that like in Skyrim though 🤪

    • @anotherrandomcommenter4473
      @anotherrandomcommenter4473 2 роки тому +3

      @@majinfoo13 Big oof.

    • @Nuckno
      @Nuckno 2 роки тому +1

      Next patch :)

  • @doublea125
    @doublea125 2 роки тому +13

    I've heard of strange ways of dealing with rejection, but Avrusa eating a tankard has to be the unhealthiest I've ever seen.

  • @shadowfirekarp
    @shadowfirekarp 2 роки тому +25

    1 yeet Hulda
    2 marry Ysolda
    3 own half the Bannered Mare

    • @akhannar9368
      @akhannar9368 2 роки тому +6

      4 Have a drug trafficer as a wife

    • @simonacerton3478
      @simonacerton3478 2 роки тому +5

      @@akhannar9368 No laws against sleeping tree sap. Supposedly skooma is illegal but any alchemist or general merchant will buy it so ether there is a bounty if you turn it in or no one is enforcing that law .

    • @nemesis1588
      @nemesis1588 Рік тому

      it bothers me that there isnt a way for Ysolda to get the inn aside from hulda's death...

    • @lesewing
      @lesewing Рік тому +1

      @@simonacerton3478 No laws since there's only that one tree, and the only one known who was collecting it... well...

  • @westrim
    @westrim 2 роки тому +13

    Mara in the streets, Dibella in the sheets.

  • @johnnatandc
    @johnnatandc 2 роки тому +15

    I always pick Sylgja. She is nice and lovely.

  • @alainsenesouvarn654
    @alainsenesouvarn654 2 роки тому +13

    Made her so angry she ate the cup and drank the bread 😂

  • @compman34
    @compman34 2 роки тому +12

    First character i did the marriage thing, I married Borgakh. Good wife, definitely good partner in adventuring.

  • @Darkmage1293
    @Darkmage1293 2 роки тому +27

    I swear, being a Vampire Werewolf Dragonborn Khajiit Lesbian with Shahvee the Argonian is the most eccentric relationship Skyrim has probably ever seen. But hey, I had fun with setting up a cozy custom home in Whiterun with her. She was always so nice to have around while I decorated. Can't imagine how lucky they must've felt, going out of the coldest parts of Skyrim doing leatherworking, into a warm cottage with a big firepit, with a dwemer bowl full of rare flawless gems and Daedric/ebony gear hanging off the walls.

    • @insertunoroginalnamehere6189
      @insertunoroginalnamehere6189 2 роки тому

      My Skyrim character is literally all those things (except vampire) but i can't find Shahvee anywhere :/

    • @nhal.
      @nhal. 2 роки тому

      My Skyrim character is literally all those things (except Werewolf ) but i can't find Shahvee anywhere

    • @insertunoroginalnamehere6189
      @insertunoroginalnamehere6189 2 роки тому

      @@nhal. eyy twin
      Shahvee is in windhelm docks just found her and was about to propose to her but now skyrims glitched and i can't even enter the game it just kicks me out

    • @nhal.
      @nhal. 2 роки тому

      @@insertunoroginalnamehere6189 Thanks and hope you fix your skyrim

    • @insertunoroginalnamehere6189
      @insertunoroginalnamehere6189 2 роки тому

      @@nhal. yeah, i hope so too. But i doubt in gonna get my game back. I have accomplished a lot there, (except the main quest lol) but i do understand i may never get that game back. This has already happened to me before. I was about to cry when i couldn't even enter the game, but I'm read to make the best of things and just start over. I was planning to that anyways the game was slightly getting boring. But wether i fix my game or not I'm gonna be ok with it. Good luck with Shahvee :D

  • @bakedpotato7201
    @bakedpotato7201 2 роки тому +12

    Aerin smiling as he says ive never seen mjoll more upset about anything is just perfect

  • @SargeWolf010
    @SargeWolf010 2 роки тому +26

    The to be continued theme had me roflmaoirll and dying 🤣

  • @EliKraybill
    @EliKraybill 2 роки тому +18

    the marriable skaal girl(morwen) is like "wow an amulet of mara" bru they believe in the all maker

    • @TheSalute3397
      @TheSalute3397 2 роки тому +13

      “As brief as life can be in Skyrim”
      *Lives in Morrowind*

    • @EliKraybill
      @EliKraybill 2 роки тому +2

      @@TheSalute3397 her mother is a nord, I think because the quest to marry Morwen is you need to get her mother's amulet which is in falkreath but still she lives in skyrim anyways and why is her mother in falkreath burial?! and if her mother is a nord why is she a skaal? or accepted by them? the dragonborn isn't really accepted

    • @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201
      @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 2 роки тому +9

      @@EliKraybill the Skaal are Nords that just live a different lifestyle than the one we're used to seeing. Morwen grew up in Skyrim and would be able to recognize an amulet of Mara regardless of what she believes in.

    • @EliKraybill
      @EliKraybill 2 роки тому

      @@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 oh

    • @Lordekaiser
      @Lordekaiser 2 роки тому

      If we marry Morwen, we can use her cabin in Skaal village as a actual player home? if I'm not mistaken, there is no property in Skaal Village that you can buy, right?

  • @ivenkohn3404
    @ivenkohn3404 2 роки тому +23

    Although I think Temba isn't a great choice, but her confidence is great.

    • @temporaltomato3021
      @temporaltomato3021 2 роки тому +6

      When she said "Skyrim better stand aside", I was like yeah your name is literally Wide-Arm, and you work a lumber mill by yourself. I'd get out of your way too.

  • @themonsterundermystairs4272
    @themonsterundermystairs4272 2 роки тому +23

    the dunmer woman just eating a cup to flex on you

  • @crapyjoe9894
    @crapyjoe9894 2 роки тому +6

    4:30 looks like the guards found your hidden stash of skooma

  • @dragonmasteraltais
    @dragonmasteraltais 2 роки тому +55

    Well this is rather abrupt, and incredibly hilarious... 😂 4:28

  • @-VoDkAsVengeance-
    @-VoDkAsVengeance- 2 роки тому +10

    I enjoy that, of all the people in skyrim, the races most typically sterotyped as rude, dumb, or brutish are typically the most respecful when it comes to romance, even rejection.

  • @temporaltomato3021
    @temporaltomato3021 2 роки тому +17

    I like these videos for their simplicity in subject and presentation, but the meme edits on this one were real good, keep it up fam.

  • @alphawagon3571
    @alphawagon3571 2 роки тому +16

    The editing in this one is fantastic. XD

  • @TheHazard36
    @TheHazard36 2 роки тому +22

    Edits had me dying great vid

  • @mountainaccident2001
    @mountainaccident2001 2 роки тому +9

    the argonian dialogue is so sweet 🥺🥰

  • @don_qui_xote_rosinante
    @don_qui_xote_rosinante Рік тому +4

    I wish there was someone like nazeem saying "an amulet of mara? Oh so you are in fact maidenless"

  • @SalmondKeyStudios
    @SalmondKeyStudios 2 роки тому +5

    2:25
    "I do. My hand is yours."
    "And mine is yours." [Proceeds to pretend to attack you]

  • @grocerygang1
    @grocerygang1 2 роки тому +46

    4:01 bread in a cup,
    Me: “no I’m not interested, sorry.”
    I just realized I always comment on TIMENG’s videos, at least all of the ones that I watch.
    Edit: I didn’t actually think that I would get 16 likes on this, I honestly expected to be ignored.

    • @TIMENGGG
      @TIMENGGG  2 роки тому +12

      Because you are the best

    • @perkitaseaman3290
      @perkitaseaman3290 2 роки тому +2

      @@TIMENGGG Mary million marry me 😉💰🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙💛👑💛👑💰💰💰💰💰🤭

    • @grocerygang1
      @grocerygang1 2 роки тому

      @@perkitaseaman3290 I had a stroke reading that

  • @zero-nine7570
    @zero-nine7570 2 роки тому +13

    Sven and Faendal fighting over Camilla but ended up marrying the dragonborn

  • @Bioniclema90
    @Bioniclema90 2 роки тому +33

    Can you imagine how much better dating would be if this was a thing irl? Like a bracelet, or smaller necklace, or something

    • @starydwumas7481
      @starydwumas7481 2 роки тому +5

      People try it in the clubs. I can tell that it's still not so simple and it doesnt solve the problem completely (because people lie and sometimes look for fun only).
      Also there was a tradition to pin small bow to weistcoat on a weddings for single people. Last few years I haven't seen that. People nowadays rather don't come for a wedding than come alone.

    • @CatchTheMarmosets
      @CatchTheMarmosets 2 роки тому +1

      Bro if u would genuinely prefer this over people getting to know each other you gotta start talking to ppl man fr.

  • @RealNikolaus
    @RealNikolaus 2 роки тому +230

    Morale of story: Don't let women do the heavy log lifting alone.

  • @donwald3436
    @donwald3436 2 роки тому +5

    I like how Bethesda hired so many voice actors, maybe as many as three!

    • @EnclaveSgt
      @EnclaveSgt 2 роки тому +2

      I counted 6 actually. The voices are quite diverse

    • @Thunderhawk51
      @Thunderhawk51 2 роки тому

      It's the blessing AND the curse of this amazing game. I hope the next one will have MUCH wider cast.

  • @ernestoa.jimenez3206
    @ernestoa.jimenez3206 2 роки тому +103

    So no Bosmer or Khajit women are available for Marriage. Too bad :(

    • @grocerygang1
      @grocerygang1 2 роки тому +14

      With mods you can marry a Khajiit, I did it once but I married Kharjo and then lost him.

    • @hadyanfakhri5967
      @hadyanfakhri5967 2 роки тому +51

      You stepped on a thin line between normies and furries, becareful there

    • @Zepheray
      @Zepheray 2 роки тому +1

      Console works 😂

    • @puny_God
      @puny_God 2 роки тому

      @@hadyanfakhri5967 😂😂😂

    • @kano1652
      @kano1652 2 роки тому +6

      Why would u marry a cat

  • @julietheaberlin6816
    @julietheaberlin6816 2 роки тому +7

    Oh crap in my ungodly hours of playing skyrim I didn't even realize that the eye brows moves

  • @Awaitingonyouall
    @Awaitingonyouall 2 роки тому +6

    3:57 the silence while that happened 💀💀

  • @CalamariPlaysStarfield
    @CalamariPlaysStarfield 2 роки тому +17

    4:28 I'M DEAD!!! 😂

    • @Thunderhawk51
      @Thunderhawk51 2 роки тому +1

      Charges in, no questions asked, just swing you 2 handed axe at the first person you see! 😂 Kinda reminds me of something that happened in Witcher 3... "No trial needed here... Just a tree"

  • @eisenmann_d
    @eisenmann_d Рік тому +1

    "Interested in me, are you?" said in Yoda voice

  • @taleoftwowolvesasmr3381
    @taleoftwowolvesasmr3381 2 роки тому +7

    Either Maramel works in his birthday suit or he was partaking in some 'Mara Worship' Before the ceremony
    Maybe he's taking lessons from the temple of dibella

  • @WaylonMoone
    @WaylonMoone 2 роки тому +12

    2:37
    I love the crazy ones but I love her response the most, as elegant and respectful like that. I’d take her.

  • @otimo144
    @otimo144 2 роки тому +5

    I think Jordis was the one that made me feel the saddest :(
    Really felt that build up like she was so excited then you just freaking crushed it XP

  • @mokongthe3856
    @mokongthe3856 2 роки тому +3

    Evil Plan 101:
    -Makes Mjoll your Follower
    -Marry Mjoll the Lioness
    -Kill Aerin who saved her
    -Put his soul on the Souls Stone
    -And keep it as a Reward, or an Heirloom
    (optional)
    -Make Mjoll your *Meat Shield* While you attack enemies from behind
    -Command Mjoll to kill _Aerin_

  • @ScrubLordSeth
    @ScrubLordSeth 2 роки тому +5

    at 4:28 was expecting Sven and Faendal to be the ones swinging on you lmao

  • @blackknightz5036
    @blackknightz5036 Рік тому +3

    And they made a DLC where we went on an adventure of a lifetime to save the world from eternal darkness with a charming vampire princess then have the audacity to not allow us to marry her, smh.....

  • @theblackkat2164
    @theblackkat2164 2 роки тому +3

    4:02 always did say that beer is just fermented bread juice

  • @bdleo300
    @bdleo300 Рік тому +1

    Meanwhile in Starfield you have two options... and NPCs don't even react when you point a gun to their faces.

  • @sphinx1823
    @sphinx1823 2 роки тому +7

    Oh wow, I actually just bought this game last year and didn't know you can marry. Also Lydia is so sweet in your other video of them reacting to the Dovahkiin's home. I also noticed Ettiene, the guy from the Thalmor Embassy quest attend the wedding, what a bro. This looks fun in-game

  • @Benary96
    @Benary96 Рік тому +5

    The argrionians reaction to being rejected was so sweet " oh then I'll be poorer for it" 😭😭😭😭 what a women 😭 young man better go back and apologize right now! 😅😂🤣

  • @thesusimposter3
    @thesusimposter3 2 роки тому +12

    HERE FOR WORK GET AN AXE AND BRING ME ALL THE WOOD YOU CAN CHOP

  • @plotagonroy7997
    @plotagonroy7997 2 роки тому +27

    I always do love that part when you get ready to marry then you turn around and pretty much say no and get everyone even the priest upset.

    • @AdblockWillWin7853
      @AdblockWillWin7853 2 роки тому +2

      I did that to Taarie because she sent some thugs after me for accidentally grabbing an item off her counter which I immediately dropped. Then I realized she's the only Altmer in the vanilla game who can be married, and went through with it.

  • @jkee9760
    @jkee9760 2 роки тому +8

    The stormcloaks reaction is the best

  • @isazainal778
    @isazainal778 2 роки тому +32

    Is ThAt A aUmLeT oF mArA?!!!

  • @VezraTV
    @VezraTV 2 роки тому +6

    at 7:43 i really tough you were going to ask if maramal was interested in you

  • @ElveeKyupire
    @ElveeKyupire 2 роки тому +10

    I do very love your channel and it is full of things I used to do when I played. One thing I never got the chance to do was see if the Imperial Civil War was any different depending on if you already killed the emperor in the dark brotherhood or not.

    • @hoshueyeplopper4465
      @hoshueyeplopper4465 2 роки тому +6

      I believe the only thing that changed was that Tullius said "The Emperor" instead of "Titus Mede II." when you're saying the oath.

  • @rubysamachisuru5584
    @rubysamachisuru5584 2 роки тому +5

    This video is very fun to watch because of the edits. Hope you do more

  • @magnumcoles8677
    @magnumcoles8677 2 роки тому +2

    Temba straight up runs herself over with a giant ass log of wood after your rejection 😭😭😭

  • @alexfromoz2103
    @alexfromoz2103 2 роки тому +9

    Where's everyones clothes?
    Why is nobody asking this question 😂

  • @pedrotalons1422
    @pedrotalons1422 2 роки тому +1

    "I'm available, wanna get married?"
    "...prffff sure sign me up, who are you again?"