sadly, it is getting easier and easier to laugh at the USA as it goes down the toilet..... Its funny how MAGA now regret everything, and even ore funny how MAGA have been asking how to change their vote lol
I've heard that forming organizations lateral to the mainstream forms of power can help. I can't promise that they will be immediately effective at overturning a chaotic system, but, do what you can to promote love and order with those you care about. All those little actions, all those little droplets, matter.
@@piccalillipit9211 are you alive ? awake ? The problem didn’t exist in the last 50 years not until the last 10 years. you’re stupid comments really ruin this section
Im in serious need of this monologue Stephen, you got me through the four years of Trump (and especially with my dads death around his third year in 2019) and now thank you for going to get me through another Trump presidency as a 24 year old. I appreciate you and to the staff and writers, Stephen.
stay strong… as corny as this sounds we can all go through this together as a community. if we went through 1 trump term we can go through another; even if it’s worse
Focus on yourself the first month of this presidency. Tune out the news, and do things that feel joyful and purposeful. Trump is gonna try to “shock and awe” us into feeling defeated and demoralized by signing horrible executive order and horrid executive order. Ignore it, and don’t let him get to you. You need to pace yourself and take care of your own well being so you can can organize against him when the opportunity comes Do not let him beat you down on day 1. Pace yourself, and do your part for the midterms Maybe don’t even watch Colbert’s monologues week 1: ignore the news so much you don’t even watch late night monologues: and stockpile these unwatched monologues for when you need fresh laughs in subsequent months
@@arooputerFurthermore, WE ALL LIVED THROUGH EIGHT YEARS OF GEORGE BUSH, so..... THIS IS GONNA BE SOOOO MUCH WORSE. I know. That means nothing. Thought it would help.
I think he should've really gone with "Weebbles wobble but they don't fall down", since the message on the Statue of Liberty was completely ignored during Trump's first term, so it's not like it makes a difference to most Americans, who literally just voted that clown back into office. Trump will probably attach an addendum to it: "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddle masses yearning to breathe free... so that we can separate the kids from their parents, and either put them into labor camps, or sell them to oligarchs and/or organ farms."
Bless you Joe. He also spoke to the military and reminded them their loyalty is to America and the constitution, not to a person or political party. Enjoy your retirement. The people will keep watch.
I agree. To run these department without knowledge or experience will make some quit or make disastrous decisions. Getting a job because you said the right thing to a convicted felon who is almost 79 is so shocking!!! Can you see 4 star Generals who lead troops in battle behold to a drunk and a rapist? Or how about sharing intel with a person who has Putin on speed dial?
@@mercuryangel5632on the other hand, because they’re so incompetent, the career civil servants under them can tell them what they want to hear, and just keep doing their jobs as usual.
President Biden increased inflation, increased crime, did nothing about illegal immigrants and infringed on our constitutional rights. Biden is quite possibly the worst president in United States history. I can’t wait to get rid of senile Joe.
It always has. We just used to keep them all confined in the less desirable parts of the country. Social media has allowed them to yell at us like they used to yell into the swamps at the gators
@@rope103mc2 All thanks to the horrible terms negotiated by Donald Trump's administration, who willingly turned Afghanistan over to the Taliban, but hey, facts don't matter to the brainwashed.
@@rope103mc2 ~ Were you in a coma when the orange turd down-played Covid - while getting 18 franchises/trademarks on > COFFINS < for Ivanka - >> while MILLIIONS of Americans DIED !!
As soon as these companies become honorable again, should we stop using them? Of course, there is still much to do, but thanks to Trump's leadership, we are back on the right track.
Why are there 83 billionaires? 83? They could solve homelessness overnight. They could provide food and shelter to every single migrant worker that comes here to make sure salad isn't $30. They could do so much but they don't. Eat the rich.
If you take the EXCESS wealth off the top 1% and give it to the bottom 50% - each family would get $226,000. Basically a FREE HOUSE for every Am3ric4n in the bottom 50%. No homelessness, no poverty, they would live 10 years longer on average
According to GOOGLE Search, as of September 2024, there were 801 Billionaires in the United States with a combined wealth of 6.22 Trillion Dollars. That's a dangerously large amount of money for only 801 people to have.
But where else will I get to listen to moon landing deniers and flat earthers? I almost died laughing the other day when one of them tried to prove the moon is 3,000 miles above the earth.
From the UK, goodbye and thank you, President Biden. You've been a great friend to us, and I can assure you that you're very much loved and respected by the vast majority of us. It's been a great pleasure to see you succeed with so many of the things you wanted to do. I only wish we had political leaders like you and your fantastic Vice President Harris. Many tears were shed on November 6th. Enjoy your retirement, Sir. You've more than earned a wonderful time. If the next guy gets to be too much, you're always welcome here 😊
He’s been a horrible enemy to America. Thanks to him poverty has sky rocketed, hundreds of thousands if not millions of illegal immigrants have come through and instead of helping he sells parts of the border wall as cheap scrap metal, he did nothing about the crime rates, he sent billions to Ukraine in tax payer dollars and he also infringed on the 2nd amendment with gun control as well as calling for media censorship. I can’t wait to get rid of Joe Biden.
I quit Amazon cold-turkey when Bezos censored the Washington Post to help Trump. It's not that hard - there are alternatives. I recommend it for everybody.
I'm not so happy about how Cobert, Kimmel, and Fallon have mocked President Biden on his last day in office. I get it's all satire but he has been a public servant for America for over 50 years, he deserves some credit for his service instead of age jokes, especially since he is better than who is coming in.
It is worth it to listen to Biden's entire address, because the context for the Statue of Liberty mention is certainly there. The whole speech is only about 17 minutes.
@@EmperorKamikaze Ngl this is my first time doing a taping and the energy of the audience was SOO off and boring. Just a lame crowd. There was only one retake on the mike Lindell short bc he said “belly” weird and he didn’t like it lmao. Crowd was boring 😅
I am terrified for these next 4 years… we are going to need Stephen and the rest of the late nite crew to lean on for SOME kind of laugh. 😢 protect them at all costs.
And don't listen to Fox News' estimate on how many people are there to witness it - that will be yet another lie just like the airport "crowds" were waaayyy exaggerated.
I don’t mess with Amazon, there’s other ways to get what you need, i will not help these traitors with my little money, they don’t need anymore, how will they continue to get rich if they’re going to make it very difficult on the lil people 😒
Think Rosa Parks or Ruby Bridges If they can stand up (or sit down) for change, surely we can quit Amazon. We can fact check and post the real truth if we can not stay off Facebook.
It's also healthy for both body and soul to get away from your screen, walk to a local shop, support small businesses and connect with actual human beings.
I was a devoted Amazon customer but will never give them a cent of money again. Walmart online has good selection and prices and better quality and delivery.
That food labeling innovation sounds exactly like the UK one we've been ignoring on our food for years. The only real health check is it lets you know when you need reading glasses.
Steven… stop dragging 😢Joe. I just love this man. We will all miss him. He has done his job for 50 years. He has done an awesome job these last presidential years!
It's been taken over by foreign operatives they have the upper hand and they'll never give it back remember Trump told us we would never have to vote again they're not planning on giving it back
It's also infiltrating into gaming where Elon Musk in a gamer have issues and he was a sore loser. We also have very smart UA-camrs from all spectrums watching this and giving their opinion and most of it is we're going down the shiter
Wile I always enjoy your comedic dialogue, every time you joked about President Biden and his quiet but steadfast nature, and his showing integrity and humility, it made me cringe.. For the next four years, America will realize that you had one of the finest Presidents in your history, but your joking and diatribes did little to show the respect he deserves. As an Australian, I am sincerely going to miss President Biden's honesty and humble integrity, making his term in office much like that of a beloved grandfather to the nation, and a respected statesman to the world.
I wanted to laugh, but I think I'm just sad and afraid of what this country will become for the next 4 years. But, I know there are still decent people out there 💙
I try not to buy Amazon but had to buy a small item recently and they sent me two and charged me for two. When I called and protested they wanted me to jump through hoops to return it. I finally told my bank it was a shipment I didn't order and they they took off the charge for the second item. A couple of years ago I order two rugs and got three and I did the same thing with the bank. I tried to return it but literally couldn't..
America is a republic not a democracy. Nowhere in the constitution or Declaration of Independence does it mention democracy. Democracy is flawed and has no place in our beautiful country.
Stephen looks exhausted. And you-know-who's 2nd term hasn't even started yet. I hope you're taking care of yourself, Stephen. Good luck to you. Good luck to us all!
It’s getting harder and harder to laugh.
These people are so awful. It is very depressing to hear the uber rich will lord over us along with the dumbest president we have ever had.
Good Show 👍 best President of America Barack Obama
November 2026 ... end this madness
It's getting easier and easier to become the next Mangione.
sadly, it is getting easier and easier to laugh at the USA as it goes down the toilet.....
Its funny how MAGA now regret everything, and even ore funny how MAGA have been asking how to change their vote lol
Keep talking , keep watching, and keep trump accountable.
Well said🇺🇸💙
We had our chance by voting. We scre*d it. Now we get to ride the ride.
That time is over.
Cancer causing food dye illegal and peace in Israel so far. Let’s keep him accountable.
And start checking into who's running for midterms in your state.
Stay vigilant and active
FDJT!
I've heard that forming organizations lateral to the mainstream forms of power can help. I can't promise that they will be immediately effective at overturning a chaotic system, but, do what you can to promote love and order with those you care about. All those little actions, all those little droplets, matter.
We are so very sorry & scared for our future! Thank you for everything!
Martin Luther King Jr Day happens to be on the 20th. Lets celebrate and acknowledge only MLK week 😃 😉 👍 👌
He was clear and concise. Used words and examples that the average person understands. Thank you Joe!!!
Yeah thanks - maybe he should have done something about it in the last 50 years?
Pfft!! Propaganda Critic!! - AND : What HAVE YOU DONE? - ….IN EVER? 🕳🕳🕳yea thought so
@@piccalillipit9211 are you alive ? awake ? The problem didn’t exist in the last 50 years not until the last 10 years. you’re stupid comments really ruin this section
Agree with you. Stephen seems mean on this last day. Sad.
Colbert brings it so funny, but I think these developments are kinda scary, and that's an understatement
So need this humor right now.
Biden's?
You will always need humor. Especially with this two part system and a LOUSY justice system.
Zuckerberg: "Screens just can't convey the full range of human expression and connection..."
Yeah neither can you Mark.
Beep beep boop 0001100110000110
(That’s what comes out of his mouth at home)
Good comment !
My thoughts was, yeah you can't you bland oatmeal.
Idiocracy is now 100% real.
@@Artist_Kevin, I'm surprised humanity has gotten too dumb this quickly.
And 1984 is no longer fiction.
Biden is responsible for the killing of 17,000 children under the age of 10 in Gaza.
Sequel -Handmaids Tale.
I wish. Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho would get my vote before this.
Im in serious need of this monologue Stephen, you got me through the four years of Trump (and especially with my dads death around his third year in 2019) and now thank you for going to get me through another Trump presidency as a 24 year old. I appreciate you and to the staff and writers, Stephen.
Please accept my deepest condolences on the passing of your dear Dad 😢
stay strong… as corny as this sounds we can all go through this together as a community. if we went through 1 trump term we can go through another; even if it’s worse
Focus on yourself the first month of this presidency. Tune out the news, and do things that feel joyful and purposeful. Trump is gonna try to “shock and awe” us into feeling defeated and demoralized by signing horrible executive order and horrid executive order.
Ignore it, and don’t let him get to you. You need to pace yourself and take care of your own well being so you can can organize against him when the opportunity comes
Do not let him beat you down on day 1. Pace yourself, and do your part for the midterms
Maybe don’t even watch Colbert’s monologues week 1: ignore the news so much you don’t even watch late night monologues: and stockpile these unwatched monologues for when you need fresh laughs in subsequent months
@@arooputerFurthermore, WE ALL LIVED THROUGH EIGHT YEARS OF GEORGE BUSH, so.....
THIS IS GONNA BE SOOOO MUCH WORSE. I know. That means nothing. Thought it would help.
@@Matt_with_2Ts Yeah at the time I never thought I'd say I'd welcome Bush back, but compared to Trump....
Thanks, Steven. Everyone else has been dropping the ball tonight, but you gave me the laughs I needed.
I liked the Statue of Liberty metaphor. Did not think it was too 'meandering'.
Found Biden's youtube account
It's typical senile genocidal Joe 😊
@@GodTierComments
Same here. Thought it was powerful imagery. Painted a good picture.
I think he should've really gone with "Weebbles wobble but they don't fall down", since the message on the Statue of Liberty was completely ignored during Trump's first term, so it's not like it makes a difference to most Americans, who literally just voted that clown back into office. Trump will probably attach an addendum to it:
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddle masses yearning to breathe free... so that we can separate the kids from their parents, and either put them into labor camps, or sell them to oligarchs and/or organ farms."
Farewell President Joe! Thank you for your service and serious warning ‼️
Yeah thanks 👍
Bless you Joe. He also spoke to the military and reminded them their loyalty is to America and the constitution, not to a person or political party. Enjoy your retirement. The people will keep watch.
Gonna be tough with hegseth at the helm
@@Seli.em54How many cabinet members were replaced between 2016 and 2020? 😉 3:58
@@davidcalhoun1731 how many of those were trump sycophants?
I pray the Military keeps President Biden's words in mind.
F Joe Biden, he was supposed to step aside
January 20th: A day of mourning
Yeah
Agreed !
It’s also Martin Luther King Jr. Day
Agree 👍
I am boycotting the inauguration
Boycott Trumps inauguration. Make it the lowest viewed inauguration ever.
I will not watch it
@@carrieberry3274nor I
Don't worry, they will hire homeless people like they did in Greenland.
@@jdepaul87Par for the course!! So true!!
I will not be watching the inauguration. It makes me sick 🤢
A Canadian commentator Sid that Trump had the worst cabinet since Caligula.
I agree. To run these department without knowledge or experience will make some quit or make disastrous decisions. Getting a job because you said the right thing to a convicted felon who is almost 79 is so shocking!!! Can you see 4 star Generals who lead troops in battle behold to a drunk and a rapist? Or how about sharing intel with a person who has Putin on speed dial?
I know what he meant but Caligula actually had some pretty talented people underneath him. At least at first..
@@KS-PNWYou mean his sister who he got pregnant and then killed?
@@mercuryangel5632on the other hand, because they’re so incompetent, the career civil servants under them can tell them what they want to hear, and just keep doing their jobs as usual.
Are you sure it wasn't "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari"? It's a weird old horror movie.
This certainly is a horror show.
Oligarchy has been taking place since Reagan!
There were 9 billionaires then....single digital billionaires
It was always like this! Did you not hear Colbert talk about the Robber Barons of the Gilded Age?
What was tax rate for cooperations before Reagan?
“The new deal” FDR
Yeah, trickle down was a joke!
@ nah nah nah. Worked out great for the ultra rich. Jokes on the poor!
The USA is in an epidemic of willful ignorance
maga is ignorant and happy that way; We the sane are not. Fdjt
If you think the US is bad, try visiting the UK.
@@clancywiggamBecause of that British accent I think they're smarter than we are. But maybe not.
Not just the US but across the west. At least in the US stupid people wear red hats so at least you know who to avoid.
THIS!!!!!... Rooted in RACISM
Louis & band are so underrated, just amazing musicians
Thank you, President Biden. You made a better president than Trump would ever hope to be.
low bar, to be sure.
And a better human being you could ever find
President Biden increased inflation, increased crime, did nothing about illegal immigrants and infringed on our constitutional rights. Biden is quite possibly the worst president in United States history. I can’t wait to get rid of senile Joe.
So did the coatrack Colbert proposed to
Tramp isn't fit to shine Biden's shoes...
Stupidity is plaguing our country right now
maga is ignorant and happy that way
Stupidity is plaguing our country since Newt Gingrich
@@DSAK55Since Reagan.
@ It started slowly with Raygun, by the time of Newt, America was pass the point of no return
It always has. We just used to keep them all confined in the less desirable parts of the country. Social media has allowed them to yell at us like they used to yell into the swamps at the gators
Thank you Joe Biden 🇺🇲
Thank you very much
One of the worst presidents in history. Can’t wait to get rid of senile Joe.
Never forget: *person, woman, man, camera, TV*
cofefe
@@tinay9491 covfeFELON
squirrel
Remember when he had to be hospitalized for Covid? What a loser!
Revolutionary War airports.
It was nice while it lasted. Love you Joe❤ thank you for everything you did. I appreciate it. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
What exactly did he do? Oh ya, he let 13 American soldiers die and left hundreds of millions of dollars in military equipment in Afghanistan
Lol he helped murder hundred thousands
@@rope103mc2 All thanks to the horrible terms negotiated by Donald Trump's administration, who willingly turned Afghanistan over to the Taliban, but hey, facts don't matter to the brainwashed.
@rope103mc2 Remind me how many US soldiers died during the war Bush started? Not to mention Afgan citizens.
@@rope103mc2
~ Were you in a coma when the orange turd down-played Covid - while getting 18 franchises/trademarks on > COFFINS < for Ivanka -
>> while MILLIIONS of Americans DIED !!
THIS IS GONNA BE HORRIBLE FOUR YEARS
Yeah. I'm really dreading it.
I am so dreading Monday, the beginning of the horror story.
I hate to agree with you.
Well, if it makes you feel any better, it's probably going to take a lot more than four years to recover from this.
@@imnotmike If we can recover.
Boycott x, amazon and meta
Don’t forget Tesla and the Washington Post
Boycott USA
Boycott USA
Add coke-cola, news net works to that list and even McDonald's.
As soon as these companies become honorable again, should we stop using them?
Of course, there is still much to do, but thanks to Trump's leadership, we are back on the right track.
Why are there 83 billionaires? 83? They could solve homelessness overnight. They could provide food and shelter to every single migrant worker that comes here to make sure salad isn't $30. They could do so much but they don't. Eat the rich.
If you take the EXCESS wealth off the top 1% and give it to the bottom 50% - each family would get $226,000. Basically a FREE HOUSE for every Am3ric4n in the bottom 50%. No homelessness, no poverty, they would live 10 years longer on average
They became billionaires by underpaying workers and using their influence to shift the tax burden to the same underpaid workers
According to GOOGLE Search, as of September 2024, there were 801 Billionaires in the United States with a combined wealth of 6.22 Trillion Dollars.
That's a dangerously large amount of money for only 801 people to have.
I hear they taste like chicken 🐔🍗
@@glenncordova4027more like 💩💩💩
Delete Facebook, delete X, you’ll be much happier and smarter.😊
I stopped FB back in 2018. Don’t have other social media except I do watch UA-cam.
@ Me too.
Just deleted Facebook for good, to hell with them
I will
But where else will I get to listen to moon landing deniers and flat earthers? I almost died laughing the other day when one of them tried to prove the moon is 3,000 miles above the earth.
Thank you, Joe. Thank you Stephen. I'm terrified about what's happening already. I hope we live through the next 4 years.
Thank you Joe Biden for everything you did for America. I’ll miss you.
We will
Name one thing he did.
@@snappatruce CHIPS Act. duh
Defeated a liar, in 2020@snappatruce
@@snappatrucelowest unemployment in over 40 years.
From the UK, goodbye and thank you, President Biden. You've been a great friend to us, and I can assure you that you're very much loved and respected by the vast majority of us. It's been a great pleasure to see you succeed with so many of the things you wanted to do. I only wish we had political leaders like you and your fantastic Vice President Harris. Many tears were shed on November 6th.
Enjoy your retirement, Sir. You've more than earned a wonderful time. If the next guy gets to be too much, you're always welcome here 😊
He’s been a horrible enemy to America. Thanks to him poverty has sky rocketed, hundreds of thousands if not millions of illegal immigrants have come through and instead of helping he sells parts of the border wall as cheap scrap metal, he did nothing about the crime rates, he sent billions to Ukraine in tax payer dollars and he also infringed on the 2nd amendment with gun control as well as calling for media censorship. I can’t wait to get rid of Joe Biden.
A friend that killed 17000 children under the age of 10
So beautifully said!
Biden was pro Ireland and not a friend to UK.
Wonderful speech thank you President Biden
Biden gave a wonderful speech and powerful warning
“Pasty money buckets” perfectly describes Bozo, Mulusk, Suckaburger.
I guess going back to physical stores for shopping instead of order from Amazon. My way to get back on the greedy oligarch.
Yes, because the Walton family has a TRILLION dollars, collectively
I’m buying online directly from manufacturers.
Not Walmart for me or Hobby Lobby for a while now.@@laurahoward5426
Your brainwashed
That'll get em 😂 you can always concrete your hand to your bean bag 😉
Every oligarch in the past has failed, and many were ended very unpeacefully. These American oligarchs should be very afraid.
What are you talking about? The oligarchs have thrived in every era. Maybe they shouldn't have but they did.
I hope so! Thank you Joe Biden ❤
Especially since their CRIMINAL EMPIRE is getting some very dangerous CRIMINALS. Letting them be Above The Law is NOT smart.
Biden is extremely corrupt and wanted massive censorship.
People should not fear their kings.
Thank you for saying it Mr.Cobert
Thanks, Joey for your service. May God have mercy on our souls.
Now that we're not financing wars, he just might.
@@80s-el9vc 🤡🤡
@@80s-el9vc Trump will be financing all of Putins wars.
@@80s-el9vc For real...America is starting wars on Jan 20th. 🇨🇦
@@80s-el9vc
Is this supposed to be a joke?
Tfg has already threatened 2 of our allies with military force!🤦♀️
Together one last time before we enter America's final chapter.
Kinda think this is a transformation stage for USA. Our culture is done. Good run Everybody. 🎉
Y'all need to tone it down a bit.
This is bad but it's a tad early to pronounce..
Agreed, when everyone will realize America is a continent not a country. MAGA is in control?
You mean ends its final chapter.
What begins now is no longer the united states. Democracy is over. The checks and balences barely held last time.
@@KS-PNW famous last words...
All the bad eggs in one basket.
The deplorables.
I quit Amazon cold-turkey when Bezos censored the Washington Post to help Trump. It's not that hard - there are alternatives. I recommend it for everybody.
Yep, I refuse to order stuff from them or years, it takes some more research sometimes
I did too
Buy local
What does one do for Kindle books? Honest question.
I've been working on it. Some items I use to buy from my grocery store. Then they disappeared...only to be found on Amazon! Burns my rump. 😡
Going to miss you President Biden 😪💖💙💙💙
A great President is leaving and will be greatly missed.
Thank you Joe Biden for your service to America.
Whisper-mumble. 🌟 perfect and thank you.
I'm not so happy about how Cobert, Kimmel, and Fallon have mocked President Biden on his last day in office. I get it's all satire but he has been a public servant for America for over 50 years, he deserves some credit for his service instead of age jokes, especially since he is better than who is coming in.
I agree with you. What is the purpose? It’s demeaning.
It's a comedy show...
@@deadtoadsoup not funny. It’s insulting and disrespectful.
I agree.
Ya know I love ya Colbert.
But, 'whisper ramble'.!?
F U and your writers this time.
It is worth it to listen to Biden's entire address, because the context for the Statue of Liberty mention is certainly there. The whole speech is only about 17 minutes.
His interview with Lawrence O Donnell from msnbc was pretty good also.
Donnie has as much chance of picking a decent cabinet as you do of picking the winning lottery numbers...
He’s picking “yes men” (and women)… he learned from last time that he can’t have people who value the country and the Constitution over his orders
He's going to appoint "Judge" Jeanine and "Dr" Phil to the Supreme Court when Alito and Thomas step down next week.
"All the worst" people
You sure? Last I checked, the lottery asked us to choose from a handful of numbers and not from a herd of corrupt sycophants...
It is kind of like picking your nose… a lot of crap up there.
I WAS HERE FOR THE TAPING !!!!
That's awesome! Hope you had fun
Fun❤
I was here! Still am here, but I was here too.
Jokes don't hit after seven takes, huh?
@@EmperorKamikaze Ngl this is my first time doing a taping and the energy of the audience was SOO off and boring. Just a lame crowd. There was only one retake on the mike Lindell short bc he said “belly” weird and he didn’t like it lmao. Crowd was boring 😅
I am terrified for these next 4 years… we are going to need Stephen and the rest of the late nite crew to lean on for SOME kind of laugh. 😢 protect them at all costs.
Well, he can just take all of the ageist jokes about Joe, insert Trump's name, and recycle them
I’m done with Amazon purchases!
Same here.
That sax player in the Late Show band killing it!!❤️
I'm hoping millions of people refuse to watch the inauguration. We can all watch it AFTER on replay. Make it have poor ratings.
Recording still counts.
Will never watch it!
Why watch it at all? It's better to just ignore the orange menace wherever, whenever.
And don't listen to Fox News' estimate on how many people are there to witness it - that will be yet another lie just like the airport "crowds" were waaayyy exaggerated.
Who would want to watch it ever!!!🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I don’t mess with Amazon, there’s other ways to get what you need, i will not help these traitors with my little money, they don’t need anymore, how will they continue to get rich if they’re going to make it very difficult on the lil people 😒
Think Rosa Parks or Ruby Bridges
If they can stand up (or sit down) for change, surely we can quit Amazon. We can fact check and post the real truth if we can not stay off Facebook.
I’ve only bought from Amazon twice and that was in 2019. I won’t support that organization! There are other companies as well, including McD’s.
@@lisarosen-p5w i was never on FB ✔️
It's also healthy for both body and soul to get away from your screen, walk to a local shop, support small businesses and connect with actual human beings.
@@mattstafford8868100% agree
😢😢 OK Stephan remember to thank your staff and writers 👏 and thank you Stephan you have given me a good laugh please be here next week pretty please
Well yeah.. They are having to deal with the upcoming 💩💩💩💩💩 Show as well. 😮
Thank you, Joe🖤
Thank you Joe 🇺🇲🫡
Thank you President Biden for your 50 years of service! You will be missed! God Bless you and your family!
No, Statue of Liberty is a Weeping Angel!
Oh man.... this Trump thing is happening sooooon...I am not ready
We may never be ready!😂
Thank You Joe!!💙🙏
Anyone else feel like the world is ending?
Nah. It's just going to be a broken down circus in the USA...
I was a devoted Amazon customer but will never give them a cent of money again. Walmart online has good selection and prices and better quality and delivery.
Lol, I won't even use Walmart online. I hear my housemate argue w them at least once a week. I can wait for 1 of my kids to take me shopping!
Yeah the Waltons have a trillion collectively
Walmart supports Republican MAGAs
And you can return stuff you ordered online at the customer service center in the store! It’s usually refunded by next day!
@@laurahoward5426true, my store in my small town in Colorado made over $ 400,000 in one day right before Christmas!
Vaya con Dios, Joe.
Si
Not yet. 🙏♥️
Please Don't watch trump on Jan 20, don't give him the ratings.
Like he won't lie and say it was the greatest show ever 🙄
when is God going to make a cameo on the show again?! We need him now more than ever lol
He left us alone after “you can walk right up and grab em by the 🐈; when you’re a star they just let you do it” got elected
That food labeling innovation sounds exactly like the UK one we've been ignoring on our food for years. The only real health check is it lets you know when you need reading glasses.
We love your show stephen colbert
Good luck Americq, you are definitely going tod need it
To be fair to Tulsi, Tramp doesn't know what the job of the presidency entails, so.....
Well, thanks, Joe.. for giving us a last, longing view of what having an actual good person in the Oval Office looks like.
Steven… stop dragging 😢Joe. I just love this man. We will all miss him. He has done his job for 50 years. He has done an awesome job these last presidential years!
Boooohoooo
Yep
Can't just leave it alone in his final days.
Show some respect.
@@swapshots4427Agree completely. Was never that funny in the first place.
@swapshots4427 my thoughts exactly
He didn't even say anything that harsh..
Thank you so much President Biden for your service. We are going to miss you so much 😭💙🫶🏼🫡🇺🇲
Yeah we will
Barf
@@prereq7186 Have you seen those two new disgusting portraits? That's absolute barf right there
Makes me sick to my stomach. We are losing our country and our government is doing nothing to stop it. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
It's been taken over by foreign operatives they have the upper hand and they'll never give it back remember Trump told us we would never have to vote again they're not planning on giving it back
It's also infiltrating into gaming where Elon Musk in a gamer have issues and he was a sore loser. We also have very smart UA-camrs from all spectrums watching this and giving their opinion and most of it is we're going down the shiter
The people voted for this. Don't worry, the entire world is seeing and feeling the same thing.
UA-camrs are not well-informed experts in governance tho
@mercuryangel5632 HELL TO THE NO...His deplorables voted for him, NOT "WE THE PEOPLE."
Vigo the carpathian with trumps face on it is pretty funny😂.... wait that's ACTUALLY his inauguration photo?!?!?😮
Love you President Biden! Thank you for your outstanding service and love of We The People ! 🗽🇺🇸
How tf are there 83+ billionaires in the world but we still have homelessness and childhood hunger? You selfish bastards..
Wile I always enjoy your comedic dialogue, every time you joked about President Biden and his quiet but steadfast nature, and his showing integrity and humility, it made me cringe.. For the next four years, America will realize that you had one of the finest Presidents in your history, but your joking and diatribes did little to show the respect he deserves. As an Australian, I am sincerely going to miss President Biden's honesty and humble integrity, making his term in office much like that of a beloved grandfather to the nation, and a respected statesman to the world.
I wanted to laugh, but I think I'm just sad and afraid of what this country will become for the next 4 years. But, I know there are still decent people out there 💙
Thank You 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽😊
I'm canceling my business and personal amazon accounts
Boycott, boycott, boycott! It works!
Ditched Facebook long ago and never used Amazon. Life is good.
I never used either one.
Farewell Joe, going to miss those sunglasses on Steven Colbert 😅
I’m boycotting watching the convicted felon’s disrespectful inauguration with the flag at full mast😡
RIP President Jimmy Carter 🙏
I try not to buy Amazon but had to buy a small item recently and they sent me two and charged me for two. When I called and protested they wanted me to jump through hoops to return it. I finally told my bank it was a shipment I didn't order and they they took off the charge for the second item. A couple of years ago I order two rugs and got three and I did the same thing with the bank. I tried to return it but literally couldn't..
We may be losing Biden, but we still have Colbert!
From Canada thank you Biden. ❤ going to miss the aviator shades
And Dark Brandon!
God help us.
I don’t think prayers will work. Only resistance.
We will miss President Biden 🇺🇸
We are ALL so fcked up. 💯
The dumbing down of America continues.
Oh gosh, here we go again.
Utterly sickening
Yeah 😢
Jan 20th the day America faces it's prison sentence for the next 4 years, I feel for those who didn't vote for Emperor Cheeto
So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause and laughter
America is a republic not a democracy. Nowhere in the constitution or Declaration of Independence does it mention democracy. Democracy is flawed and has no place in our beautiful country.
It is also how it started our founding fathers laughed, cried and applauded.😇🇺🇸
A BA from Wharton is a polite way of saying you flunked out from the MBA program that your daddy donated $2 million.
Stephen looks exhausted. And you-know-who's 2nd term hasn't even started yet. I hope you're taking care of yourself, Stephen. Good luck to you. Good luck to us all!
boo
Probably needs security
Well, he has been working hard trying to come up with new ageist jokes
I cancelled all my Amazon accounts following news of bezos bending to trump
I hope
Millions have the guts to follow! Think Ruby Bridges and Rosa Parks. COURAGE!! PRIDE!!
Canceled Amazon prime back in 2019.. Still going strong
I am canceling mine too from canada
I’ve never used Amazon’s products etc!