That cigarette one is actually pretty genius. People put their ciggies in the "no" slot, trying to be edgy and different, not realising they are actuslly being trained to not just throw them on the floor.
6:23 George it is abysmal that you did not recognise beef stew, have you never had the horror of coming home and seeing the slow cooker on, and smelling that dry goddamn beef
Nah, McDonalds Monopoly is the best it's ever been for me. I've won about 30 Large Fries this time around, and a couple of meals, a few apple pies, several drinks. Seeing the staffs faces when they read my order receipt from the machine saying 8 Large Fries, a Coke and 2 Apple Pies for 0.00 is funny
1:13 as a booktok girl, i think i speak for most of us when i say they 100% are (etc ghostface, brahms from the boy, ghost, barrage, konig and kreguer from cod, military men in balaclavas and most importantly bikers because helmets 'mask' their face.)
@@call-me-BP yes its a joke bro i would never actually call myself a booktok girl and mean it they do some freaky shit and turn people into things they arent like look at aushenrides for example he was NEVER like that before he became famous😭😭🙏🙏 like yes i take book recommendations from them and read them but thats all i do, i can promise u i do NOT do any of that freaky shit that they do its lowk disguting. i still do stand by what i said ab the cod characters tho theyre hot asf
0:26 the shovel fried breakfast is a tradition on railways. Back in the days of steam, the crew used to cook bacon and such like on the shovel in the hot fire. They call it footplate cuisine and they still do it.
I once flew to Bologna with Ryanair - They seemed to believe the Italian speaking passengers didn't need to hear the safety message because they only played it in English and Irish and there would never be anyone aboard who only spoke Irish.
So where I'm from, they call woodlice pee bugs... I called them pee bugs out of habit the other day and everyone looked at me like I was mental. Can't lie, they're low key right to think so
isnt that because they bathe in their urine? or was that just a random lie my family told me 😭 nevermind i just looked it up and apparently they don’t actually urinate and excrete amonia gas instead. and apparently they taste like urine so
@@kaput_hodge eww! How do they know how that tastes! Kids I knew always said they were called pee bugs because if you touched one you'd pee yourself. Makes absolutely no sense 😂
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@@kaput_hodge I don't want to know how they find that out...
Breakfast on a shovel is in reference to steam train drivers. They would cook breakfast in the boilers fire box on shovels. If the pub it's served at has links to the railway and calls it "the engineers breakfast" or something, I'll let it slide as a cool reference to our history. If it's just a "pub gimmick"... then it's also fine to beat the manager with said shovel 😂😂 Edit: I also would assume the handle is cut down, just out of shot.
Well seeing as they are only 10 mins on average though we'd actually need about 6 times as many in order to have nothing but No Context Britain on for the whole day. Bring on No Context Britain 144!
"Caffè in vetro" (coffee in a glass) is very common in Italy. Obviously we're talking about espresso coffee, not various slops 😀 It's more of a trend really, but some people prefer it that way because it cools down sooner, keeps a little more foam and you can see if the glass is clean which you can't do with the ceramic cup.
Today I had the displeasure of learning that Bob the Builder is British. And that brits call wrenches “spanners” like wtf my keyboard didn’t even recognize that as a word.
2:20 yes I full hearted agree on this point Nothing was better than those 2 square dairy milks you’d get in the celebrations box or whatever one it was The round ones taste worse and we need to boycott dairy milk until they give us our square bars back
I think a bonus of this year's Mcnopoly is that the free stuff you got from the tickets also has tickets on, so you could theoretically get infinite free stuff.
Woodlice is more of a proper term used in Scotland, always grew up with them being called Slaters. Probably because they look like the slates on the roof.
There's a McDonald's opened a month ago just outside my town. They're constantly getting people's orders wrong, even now. I got lucky. I ordered 2 single bacon cheeseburgers. They gave me 2 triple bacon cheeseburgers. Checked my receipt and they only charged me for singles. It was perfect timing. I'd just gone to a concert, drinking plenty of alcohol so that burger (the other one was for my dad, I'm not greedy) so a triple was perfect for me
To the cheap flight point you made - I Once didn't book my way back from a small tour of europe - Not a problem, Flights were £300, The bus was £9.... I vowed never again after spending a night bus with loud children shouting all the way... But honestly, If it came up again i'd probably choose the £9 again... Makes for a story? I guess...
That cigarette one is actually pretty genius. People put their ciggies in the "no" slot, trying to be edgy and different, not realising they are actuslly being trained to not just throw them on the floor.
Nobody thinks that's edgy or different, you just hate smokers, just say that
@@NateS917 smoking cringe lol
@@NateS917imagine actively giving yourself lung cancer, smokers are mid.
@@NateS917the dropping the butts isn't the "edgy" bit mate, it's them thinking they're quirky and funny putting it in the faked side lol
@Tyrannosaurus_rex. Anything to get me out this hellscape faster
It should be classed as a war crime to ever stop this series George.
Who ever runs the Kitchen Nightmare UA-cam channel is stuff of legends
6:23 George it is abysmal that you did not recognise beef stew, have you never had the horror of coming home and seeing the slow cooker on, and smelling that dry goddamn beef
Mate that is not a fucking beef stew, who uses mince meat in a stew
@@coshheraexe7308you think that’s mince, Have you seen beef before
@@starry_lungsbeef stew uses (or should use) chunks of beef
@@smallgodguido I think my mother is just taste blind, because wtf
no way is that a beef stew. it looks more like savoury mince to me.
Nah, McDonalds Monopoly is the best it's ever been for me. I've won about 30 Large Fries this time around, and a couple of meals, a few apple pies, several drinks. Seeing the staffs faces when they read my order receipt from the machine saying 8 Large Fries, a Coke and 2 Apple Pies for 0.00 is funny
This series is the only thing keeping me going
C’mon England get in there
Eeeeeaaaauuuuuugh
It's actually Engerland
SCOR SOM FUKEN GOALS
SCOR SOM FUKEN GOALS
WHO WANTS A FUCKIN BURRGAAA
Minge Palace is obviously meant to be Ming Palace as in Ming Dynasty, but they've added an e because English isn't their first language.
Yeah it's a poor translation and mispelling. The Chinese below says 苑明 (yuan ming) which means Bright Garden or Ming Garden
No ship Sherlock
They probably made the chocolate round to make it less chocolate overall. Chocolate bars have been shrinking for years if not decades.
4:00 No no, George, the sex apparatus is a selling point
1:13 as a booktok girl, i think i speak for most of us when i say they 100% are (etc ghostface, brahms from the boy, ghost, barrage, konig and kreguer from cod, military men in balaclavas and most importantly bikers because helmets 'mask' their face.)
I really hope this is a joke, I really hope your not unironically referring to yourself as a booktok girl and saying all this 😭
@@call-me-BP yes its a joke bro i would never actually call myself a booktok girl and mean it they do some freaky shit and turn people into things they arent like look at aushenrides for example he was NEVER like that before he became famous😭😭🙏🙏 like yes i take book recommendations from them and read them but thats all i do, i can promise u i do NOT do any of that freaky shit that they do its lowk disguting. i still do stand by what i said ab the cod characters tho theyre hot asf
@@astro_riddle thank goodness man 😭 also i honestly agree with you on the Cod characters 🤤
George shitting on easy jet when im literally 5 hours away from my holiday with easy jet 😭
0:26 the shovel fried breakfast is a tradition on railways. Back in the days of steam, the crew used to cook bacon and such like on the shovel in the hot fire. They call it footplate cuisine and they still do it.
I once flew to Bologna with Ryanair - They seemed to believe the Italian speaking passengers didn't need to hear the safety message because they only played it in English and Irish and there would never be anyone aboard who only spoke Irish.
I don’t believe there is a single human in existence that only speaks Irish
pot noodle made, cup
of tea ready, new no context britain video, it's going to be a wonderful evening
Wdym evening, it's 4 pm
@@kingpanguanyou when you learn about timezones.
@@Lowglory ok but I'm assuming it's the uk, although it could be anywhere so your not wrong
Why is this formatted like a haiku
@@Candy-md1uklmao right
fucking lovely, an episode straight after school, well done george
Gorge is the type of lad to get bullied by his therapist
Me 2
@@RealDucky I hope so
7:03 *That’s not Bob the Builder, that’s Robert the Construction Worker.*
Robert the Repairman
Wallace the wanker
So where I'm from, they call woodlice pee bugs... I called them pee bugs out of habit the other day and everyone looked at me like I was mental. Can't lie, they're low key right to think so
isnt that because they bathe in their urine? or was that just a random lie my family told me 😭
nevermind i just looked it up and apparently they don’t actually urinate and excrete amonia gas instead. and apparently they taste like urine so
@@kaput_hodge eww! How do they know how that tastes!
Kids I knew always said they were called pee bugs because if you touched one you'd pee yourself. Makes absolutely no sense 😂
@@kaput_hodge I don't want to know how they find that out...
@ i don’t suppose eating them is any less gross than eating maggots lets be honest
@@bobbiecapewell5333with most things if you know how it smells you know how it tastes really 😝
7:33 reminds me of when stephen tries got bored one night and decided to change a bunch of the XO titles
5:37 no way i get a british airlines advert right there
As a Birmingham resident I can confirm that Birmingham Live is absolutely not reputable
6:30 as a scotsman, i grew up eating that, mince with carrots and boiled tatties, pure class
Breakfast on a shovel is in reference to steam train drivers. They would cook breakfast in the boilers fire box on shovels.
If the pub it's served at has links to the railway and calls it "the engineers breakfast" or something, I'll let it slide as a cool reference to our history.
If it's just a "pub gimmick"... then it's also fine to beat the manager with said shovel 😂😂
Edit: I also would assume the handle is cut down, just out of shot.
these kinds of vids r the ones u never get tired of
saying im not gonna even try to pronounce that about a surname like cascarino is rly funny lmao
That last one put me off my breakfast and I haven't even gone to bed yet.
the worst thing is the nottingham one is close to me hearing that absolutely killed me 🤣
That Bob the builder looks like someone who gives children "experience"
9:27 granny grey
I love this series
This is the earliest I've ever seen one of your videos (18 minutes after release)
Also, my dad works as a pilot for British Airways lmao
This series makes me so happy ive only been to America once, stay strong king 👑
That's funny, cause it makes me glad I've never been to the UK.
Place is a nightmare
@NateS917 mate shut up at least we don't get shot up everyday
@@NateS917It’s as if the color gray was a place
@@NateS917at least the healthcare is free 🫡
@@NateS917probably just culture shock on both sides
1:12 George still doesn’t understand there is a whole community out there
Out there? Im here
@@ashersmate me too bud, me too
literally bikers, a bunch of cod characters, brahms from the boy, military guys in balaclavas and most importantly GHOSTFACE.
rest in peace to the nobel hamster. gone but never forgotten. Fly high
The long toffee ones are my fave
Welcome back to the best series on UA-cam!
9:28 They’re called slaters in Scotland.
Only 1 more to go until there’s enough of these to last every hour of the day! Then I can have an excuse to not go outside! Thanks George 👍
Mayas well do the stickers online I got a 10er
Well seeing as they are only 10 mins on average though we'd actually need about 6 times as many in order to have nothing but No Context Britain on for the whole day.
Bring on No Context Britain 144!
Them toffees are the best in the box😬
I've had the headphone thing too! but mine was more of a COD Flashbang sound and a static Pop
Made my day sir ! i was so happy the notification
Best Series Of All Time
Bro the toffee ones are the only coronations I like 😂😂
"Caffè in vetro" (coffee in a glass) is very common in Italy. Obviously we're talking about espresso coffee, not various slops 😀 It's more of a trend really, but some people prefer it that way because it cools down sooner, keeps a little more foam and you can see if the glass is clean which you can't do with the ceramic cup.
the no camera bit at the end was like the old reddit videos from like 2020/2021
mid way through u talking about the screeching sound on ur flight i got a british airways ad lmao
Today I had the displeasure of learning that Bob the Builder is British. And that brits call wrenches “spanners” like wtf my keyboard didn’t even recognize that as a word.
Logic 101, Cadbury's make round chocolate to be edgy
2:20 yes I full hearted agree on this point
Nothing was better than those 2 square dairy milks you’d get in the celebrations box or whatever one it was
The round ones taste worse and we need to boycott dairy milk until they give us our square bars back
This series is as good as the heroine coursing through my veins
Soooo which female hero have you injected into yourself?
You lucky fuck.
I think a bonus of this year's Mcnopoly is that the free stuff you got from the tickets also has tickets on, so you could theoretically get infinite free stuff.
2:22
no they were trying to be rounded. Get it because the edges are round 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shout out to Singapore air for having some of the best on flight meals 👌
Even warm lattes are supposed to be served in glass George 😂
Tony Cascarino. So loyal and british that he played for Ireland
Best series on UA-cam
Woodlice is more of a proper term used in Scotland, always grew up with them being called Slaters. Probably because they look like the slates on the roof.
10:25 Unfortunately it is supposed to be Ming not Minge 😂😂😂
He’s back with the daily uploads
Them dairy milks aint edgy theyve just stolen the corners.😂
I adore these videos
Mate, long toffees and toffee pennies are the absolute GOATs of quality street, and I will fight anyone over it.
8:24 I'm British and say craig like "creg". The word said's pronounced sed, not sayd.
You should be deported
I have a cousin named Creg. He is constantly called Craig because people assume others are just mispronouncing it 😂
The kitchen nightmares yt channel is absolutely golden lmao
0:22 They probably ordered a latte since those are usually served in a glass
Im outing myself as a quality street gold stick enjoyer
Breakfast on a shovel is a railway engine drivers thing, that’s normal to me 😂
3:57 Good question. If you think about it for a bit, you might come up with a hypothesis that would explain it...
Sausage Roy was a bloke who’d rock up outside our pub in his van, and sell baps and pirated blue dvds
"EasyJet my ops" 😂
No Context Britain makes me proud that i was born here!
i love those toffee sticks george 😡
There's a McDonald's opened a month ago just outside my town. They're constantly getting people's orders wrong, even now. I got lucky. I ordered 2 single bacon cheeseburgers. They gave me 2 triple bacon cheeseburgers. Checked my receipt and they only charged me for singles. It was perfect timing. I'd just gone to a concert, drinking plenty of alcohol so that burger (the other one was for my dad, I'm not greedy) so a triple was perfect for me
I am glad for you
@@alexe184 thanks for the sarcastic comment. Couldn't resist could you?
Why are you assuming it's sarcastic rather than a sincere expression of goodwill? Be careful you do not become too jaded. ❤@carolinesconcertvids860
I have the absolute opposite experience with Ryanair and easyJet lol
at least twice a year one of me or my siblings bring up how much we miss the mars delight :(
I think Gordon Ramsay’s kids do some of the titles on Kitchen Nightmares which is why they are the way they are.
No, the social media manager just knows good marketing on this platform
5:50 - where can i find that cyclist video that you played?
2:20 i was eating 1 the second you said that :0
the round one
They are doing it in Australia too at Woolworths supermarket
We call woodlice "granny greys" in my area of South Wales 😁👍
Saushenge was epic!
Woodlouse😅...in Germany we call it a "Kellerassel"
The last one is a crime
time for my daily memeulous video and a j :)
I make chicken burgers on toasted bread with kievs. It's an untold secret for people that like garlic
they’re doing that here in australia too!! woolies has started doing “member only prices”
We have that in America but only boomer tier places where you get things in bulk do it like bjs and Costco
mix chopped garlic and butter and spread it on toast, garlic bread for breakfast, you're welcome
omg 5:53 was in my town he crashed into a nursery 😂
3:30 i acc won a £150 concert ticket voucher from mcdonalds so can still be good sometimes
"Dat's duh lie"- George memeulous
Used to have a bus pass in college so didn’t get tickets, used to search the bus for tickets, had to have my daily Big Mac
I'm sure any bus driver would throw a blank ticket roll at you if you asked for one for the mcback
9:30 they are also known as chuggy pigs in Herefordshire, idk why but it is quite amusing
5:03 I think you forgot about Ryan air 😅
In Buckinghamshire we call woodlouse cheeselogs 😂
Lovely video i love sausages
To the cheap flight point you made - I Once didn't book my way back from a small tour of europe - Not a problem, Flights were £300, The bus was £9.... I vowed never again after spending a night bus with loud children shouting all the way...
But honestly, If it came up again i'd probably choose the £9 again... Makes for a story? I guess...
10:07 those are literally the best ones wdym 😤😤😤😤
Nah mate I’d prefer the pink ones those ones are class
I can confirm the long quality street are loved especially by me